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206 headlines found matching 'storm'
Fri December 08, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Sure is a nice, $200 million Smart Grid power network you got there. It'd sure be a shame if anything happ██████████
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I think we need a "shiat's on fire, yo" app
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Morning in Israel. My car didn't melt in a storm of fire and brimstone overnight so I guess I have to go to work. How do I explain (again) crazy American politics to my co workers? The price of gas just went up, so I guess that's a good deflection
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Wed December 06, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Huge PENIS from Storm Caroline to stick it to Ireland, said to be going in cold and wet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy night. No, that's trite, make it a gloomy night. No, maybe a gloomy day. Crap, maybe a gloomy and stormy day? Fark it, WE'LL DO IT LIVE. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, somewhat live edition
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Internet completely baffled by mysterious vision of God's massive hands in the sky that is totally not a reflection of the dude taking the picture
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Now that I think about, nobody ever sees Carson Wentz and Prince Harry in the same room
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Whitefish stops 'working' on Puerto Rico power grid, claims it's owed $83 million
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Mon November 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Carolina Storm Trumpers have turned against their false idol
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Twitter is going to make composing Tweetstorms easier. Won't that just ruin the joy of Tweetstorms?
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In the latest Star Wars installment, Prince William and Prince Harry have cameo appearances as Stormtroopers. Does this mean Charles is the Dark Lord?
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico can't file for bankruptcy, because it's not a state. Solution: Don't pay interest on outstanding debt for at least five years
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man accidentally leaves his GoPro in the path of a molten lava flow but is able to recover the smoking hot footage. The moral of the story is that if you want a fireproof home, build it out of GoPros
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Tue November 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Reporter investigating members of pro-Putin, pro-Trump, neo-Nazi Daily Stormer finds many lonely social misfits
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News guest storms off during the middle of interview because the host doesn't accept basic math
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Family finds dog lost in tornado, good Samaritans pay his vet bill for treatment of flying monkey trauma
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As the storm rises, Paul Ryan lashes the GOP to their anchor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's the longest running lie you had to keep up?
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft's next expansion, which focuses on Horde vs. Alliance, has raids requiring base builiding and killing local monsters for gold and supplies before storming the other side's keep. So it's kind of like being characters in Warcraft III
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Tue November 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter... WITHOUT ANY F***ING INFRASTRUCTURE
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Intellicast)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Banana
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thor: Ragnarok hammers the competition with $118 million for the #1 spot, A Bad Mom's Christmas #2 with $15.7 million. Torture porn Jigsaw is #3 with $6 million, Geostorm somehow sticking at #5 with $2.9 million, Blade Runner 2049 thudding to #8 (WARNING: spoilers in thread)
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Fri November 03, 2017
(ArtNet)
 
 
 
What should we do with Native American artifacts unearthed by a storm? Seemingly unrelated pic provides an answer
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
100 years ago, Arthur Balfour created the world's biggest and longest lasting shiat storm
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Germany forced to pay consumers to use more electricity due to excess wind generation after a stormy weekend
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Nudes of Mount Fuji circulate after autumn storms blow its white top off
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember the massive Force 11 storm that left 2 women and their dogs stranded at sea for 5 months? Neither does the National Weather Service
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Sun October 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
What, you thought the 2017 season was over? Let's give a warm (water) welcome to Tropical Storm Philippe as he eyes what's left of the Florida Keys
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jigsaw pieces together $16.3 million for the #1 spot while Boo 2 is #2 with $9.3 million. Geostorm is a soft #3 with $5.4 million, newcomers Thank You for Your Service thankless at #6 with $4 million and Suburbicon tanking at #9 with $3 million
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. that survived Northern California firestorm catches fire while cooking up free burgers for firefighters
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Thu October 26, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cheese tea is the new chinese foodie trend. Would you have a cup? What has been your grossest culinary foray?
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Daily Item)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance and crashes a few blocks away before rushing into CVS and storming the counter for 'pills'. Witnesses unsure if cops or suspect then said 'tada'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
This just in from the Ric Romero Institute: How well you recover from Hurricane Harvey may depend on how much money you have
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Faye Dunaway refuses to pay for $3,000 worth of hair extensions, storms out of hair salon. In other news, it's possible to pay $3,000 for hair extensions
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Boo 2? You have to cry as Tyler Perry is #1 with $21 million. Geostorm is a tropical depression at #2 with $13 million, Happy Death Day at #3 with $9 million. Blade Runner 2049 tumbles to #4 with $7 million, The Snowman melting at #7 with $3 million
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Sat October 21, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
LAN party in Tokyo
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Excellent analysis of the complex factors and decisions made before and after Maria that make recovery efforts in Puerto Rico so challenging. Or you can read a two paragraph Buzzfeed article and blame Trump
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Gerard Butler's new movie sees him fight a global storm caused by rogue satellites. But its production was even more disastrous than its plot - and the reviews it's getting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: 10/10 ...... America: 4/10 ..... Who you gonna believe?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Despite Trumpy giving himself a bigly 10 for the response of Hurricane Maria, here are the disturbing numbers on Puerto Rico one month after the storm
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Thu October 19, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is still trying to justify being an ass to Gold Star families, another "Pickle"-style letter was read that fawned over Dear Leader, and it seems to be the calm before the storm. It's your MSNBC discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico resident commissioner: We would have more help if we were a state. 50 States reply: We dropped the ball - you'd have more help if the US had an actual president
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
How bizarre is Hurricane Ophelia's path towards the British Isles? NOAA's National Hurricane Center projections get cut off at 60 degrees North latitude and 2 degrees West longitude
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New for 1990 - The Geo Metro, Geo Storm, Geo Tracker, and Geo Prizm
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Sat October 14, 2017
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Tropical storm warning now in effect for all of Ireland
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the scrappy underdog Yankees who haven't been to this dance in five whole years shock the world and manage to steal one on the road or with the Astros remain Houston Strong and weather the storm? The ALCS kicks off on FS1 at 8 pm eastern
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
List of "careers" that won't exist in 2030 includes travel agent, word processor, and paper boy. List omits apothecary, storm trooper, Easter Bunny
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One thing you never want to hear weather forecasters say when discussing an active hurricane: "Well, that's just weird"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, the UK was hit by its worst storm since 1703. It was a big deal for us as we just didn't get hurricanes 'round these parts, plus the bloke on the telly said we weren't getting one. Subby slept through the whole thing
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ophelia set to give the UK a weather Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 11, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together and welcome Ophelia to the 2017 Hurricane Club. Take a bow, Ophelia, and wave to the crowd
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump to visit DMZ as an end to the calm before the storm, receive visit from 5 o'clock Charlie
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg's cartoon avatar virtually exploring storm-ravaged Puerto Rico is the whitest thing whitey ever white-splained while white
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Some Gnar-hound)
 
Video
 
Just in time for ski season: 5 of the gnarliest crashes of all time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Get thee to a hurricanery
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
One man, one vote, takes a literal turn in Montana this year
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New Orleans residents: "Oh crap...here we go again"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump notes "calm before storm" at military dinner. Asked for clarification : "You'll find out"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gulf Coast residents prepare for impact of another hurricane, paper towels
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WH Budget Director: Anyone repeating Trump saying that Puerto Rico should have their debt wiped out is fake news, FAKE NEWS
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee members Richard Burr and Mark Warner to provide an update on the panel's ongoing investigation into Russia's interference in the 2016 election. Will there be any bombshells? Will it set off a tweetstorm? (12:15 PM EDT)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "We're going to wipe out Puerto Rico's debt." White House budget director Mike Mulvaney: "Um yeah, about that"
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Tue October 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico : Since 95% of our island is without power and most people lack the means to cook; could we get a waiver of the food stamp rule prohibiting the purchase of hot food with them? Trump administration: Short answer? No. Long answer: Nooooooo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nothing exciting here, folks, just the President throwing around hurricane relief supplies like they're basketballs
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It took sixteen hours, but 26,000 mosquitoes were trapped and subsequently killed for science or something
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Sun October 01, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Reporter wants people to know dust devils are not tornadoes, will not clean your house
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Stormfront white supremacist group with 330K members holding summit in Crossville, TN this weekend. What could possibly go right?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The championship contenders bookend the field with Hamilton on the pole and Vettel starting last after engine problems. Storms are in the forecast for the last race at Sepang. This is your Malaysian Grand Prix discussion thread at 3am ET on NBCSN
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
After the devastation of Hurricane Irma, one Florida man is determined to rebuild his community the only way he knows how: With rum
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In new poll, 62% of NFL fans say they plan to watch less football. Gee...wonder why?
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Thu September 28, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Why rush off to a storm ravaged island full of people who don't support you when you can hang out at your golf course to watch a tournament?
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Wed September 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, Tom Cruise didn't actually wear a fake butt in 'Valkyrie'
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Unpatriotic disrespect of American traditions continues to spread when 1st grader takes the knee during class Pledge of Allegiance. Oh, Hell yeah, hilarity ensues
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Tue September 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban shows the president how it's done
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Hurricane Maria is still a thing and she's laying mines on NC beaches
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
FEMA tweets out phone number for phone sex...which isn't the worst option
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Thu September 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Maria destroys Caribbean islands, strips them of vegetation. CNN: "US mainland not out of the woods yet"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
79 years ago, New Englanders enjoyed the Caribbean experience. Subby's Grandmother never tired of relating stories of the damage
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Penguin's back in charge, R'as al Ghul takes his daughter to work, and the kid puts on a mask and goes Oliver Queen. It's the season premiere of "A Dark (and Stormy ) Knight", the front end of Season 4 of "Gotham", 8 PM ET, FOX
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not going to work during a hurricane? That's a legal firing in a right-to-work state
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the wake of Maria striking the Island, Puerto Rico is without power. Not, "some cities in ", not "parts of", but the WHOLE ISLAND
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver hit by haboob, wasn't even in the Champagne Room
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC: Thunderstorms can turn into particle accelerators and produce radioactive lighting. CALM THE FARK DOWN: The radiation exposure is less than a dental x-ray
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Tue September 19, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's Public Safety Commissioner issues a blunt warning to residents of wooden houses on the island ahead of Maria's landfall :"You have to evacuate. Otherwise you're going to die, I don't know how to make this any clearer"
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Considering Florida's dismal power grid, being able to use solar power during outages could be very helpful. Naturally, Florida Power and Light lobbyists made exactly that illegal
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Sun September 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ Just drop off the key, Lee. No need to destroy with a windy aria, Maria. Just say no way, Jose. There must be fifty ways to get these tropical storms out of the Atlantic Ocean. ♬ ♬
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Sat September 16, 2017
(NOAA)
 
 
 
...madre mia
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Semi driver who gave away his load of plywood to those in need just before Hurricane Irma struck Florida is fired from job
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tired of Conservative trolls and white supremacists getting all the attention, anti-abortion protestors decide to storm clinic waiting rooms
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Fri September 15, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You can take the Floridians out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of Floridians. You'll just have to take their car out of the swimming pool instead
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
You know how Hurricane Jose wasn't supposed to be an issue for the U.S.? Yeah, about that
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida airports may not be back to normal for days, meaning it will be quite some time before we once again have half-naked Florida Men screaming incoherently and being tasered in Terminal A
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sigmund?
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Look, we get it, Florida. You have nothing else to show us, right? Oh, wait, here are two guys who tried to steal a power pole
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Virgin Islands of St. Thomas and St. John were basically destroyed by Irma. The federal response has been almost non-existent. "Everyone in our neighborhood is walking around with sharpened machetes and guns"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Much like the horror that America witnessed when a lawn chair blew over during a natural disaster, the Brits are horrifyied that a recycling bin has been blown over by Storm Aileen
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to visit south Florida this weekend to assess storm damage, as well as every weekend after that
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the classic battle of Hurricane versus Plant City Tyrannosaurus Rex, there can be only one victor
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(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
Georgie from IT went to see IT dressed as Georgie from IT
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(NASA)
 
 
 
See how Hurricane Irma turned the Carribean from the World Of Balance to the World Of Ruin
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How scary can it be to try and land a plane during Irma at Myrtle Beach airpor-GAAAAAAA
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Miss work because of a hurricane? That's a write up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ernest Hemingway's Key West cats are OK, down to 8 lives
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of houses in Florida Keys destroyed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death toll in US rises to 11. Florida Keys could be 'devastated' assuming anyone can make it there to find out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guns, booze, Speedos, and dumb luck define the typical Irma survivor
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla boosts range for some vehicles in Florida to escape Irma, giving them just enough range to make it to Georgia, where Irma is heading. Sometimes you're a sick fark, Elon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Okay Georgia, you're next. Places everyone
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"My name... José Hurricane, I'm getting weaker
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A comparison of hurricane sizes over the years
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Irma's Surprise Path May Fuel Insurance Claims" reports Captain Obvious from high above in the RomeroCopter
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's Strange Wind baffles boffins, many of whom died to get us this information
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Richard Branson's Necker Island home was in fact destroyed during Hurricane Irma despite his son texting that they were doing well. In related news: he really does have a well-built wine cellar
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell cheers up kids in an Irma shelter with Frozen songs. How about Riders on the Storm by the Doors? Or Hurricane by Bob Dylan?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do the Virgin Islands need a new name?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A palm tree can survive a hurricane because of its root ball, wiry trunk, and feather-like leaves. For everybody else in Florida it's cheap rum, wonder bread, and Jimmy Buffet CDs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to attack Miami International Airport in 3... 2... 1
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anyone else wonder how hard it can really be to live through a hurricane? Based on the TV news, seems all you have to do is stand in the middle of the street like a fool
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can you ever really promise that 2,000 alligators won't be able to get loose during a hurricane?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IRMAHGERD, it's here. Key West has started its hurricane-force winds. Stay safe everyone and good luck south and west Florida
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Livestream of Irma coming into Miami
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(RedState)
 
 
 
For you procrastinators, it might be a good time to start preparing for Hurricane Irma
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Nowhere in the Florida Keys will be safe," the National Weather Service tweeted. PLEASE, Farkers south of alligator alley: finish whomever you're doing and GET NORTH NOW
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to acting legend Kirk Cameron, God sends hurricanes for a purpose. That purpose must be to beat the ever living heck out of us
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Over 43,000 Americans have pledged to shoot bullets, lasers, and flamethrowers at Hurricane Irma. Because Murica
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Take my car, please: Keys guy gives away car to whoever needs it for Irma getaway
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(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
Mom refuses to evacuate her five kids because, when they moved to FL, they "knew that hurricanes were just part of the deal." Mmmmm, Coral Gables, ten miles inland with 13-foot elevation? Possible Cat-5 hurricane? Amateur Floridian, I see
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Meet Harvey and Irma Schluter. Married 75 years and astonished to share their names with back-to-back hurricanes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
EPA Administrator Pruitt takes a page from the NRA playbook to spin Irma
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Before the storm hits Florida, another storm is brewing in DC. A STORM OF LIES. This is YOUR official White House Press Briefing thread. (1PM EDT *chortle*)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Can Mar-a-Lago 'withstand any storm'? We're gonna find out, but either way, we can be sure Trump will pocket the insurance money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jose can you see another category-4 hurricane?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Best photo of bathroom full of flamingos you'll see outside Vegas
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Weather-weary nation not surprised by forecast of blood storms
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Jose: Look at me, I'm a category three
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Oh, shiat
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Thu September 07, 2017
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Well, at least it is orderly, and no one has panicked and called this a Sharknado, or Gatorcane. Wait, this just in: "This is a nuclear hurricane"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
SpaceX to help the Air Force get their spaceplane out of harm's way before Irma arrives by flying it into orbit. A little extreme but it should be safe up there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Well so much for billionaire Richard Branson riding out Hurricane Irma in his luxury Necker Island home in the Caribbean
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump, who has all the best words, turns his rapier-sharp intellect to Hurricane Irma, stating sagely that "it could be something that will be not good"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Richard Branson reveals he is 'Riding the Storm Out' in his luxury Necker Island home and says he'll be boozing with staff in his concrete wine cellar when mega-storm hits (possible not safe for work content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Irma hitting the British Virgin Islands right now. Here's a live feed
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Think gas prices will go down after the Harvey effect? Think again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma is such a mean biatch she's causing seismometers to detect earthquakes
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Not content with 2 major hurricanes, raging fires out west, a raving nut job with nukes -- not to mention Kim Jong Un, floods in India, soaring racial tensions and the scourge of man-buns, the sun is sending a storm. Cue Far Side Crisis Clinic comic
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Tue September 05, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a category 6 hurricane. Volume 11, 5 Lights, Ludicrous Speed all still very much in play, though
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A mandatory evacuation order has been issued for residents of Southern Florida with special needs. So, pretty much everyone
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
With the impending budget cuts to the NOAA looming in the near future, now would be a good time to see how well their forecasting models did at predicting Harvey.....Oh, dear
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
This list of 'what you need to have on hand for Hurricane Irma' includes zero booze
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Irma gherd, she's now a Cat 5
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sure, your house is destroyed, your company got wiped out in the storm AND you only have the clothes on your back but Houston's slumlords would like to remind you that if you don't pay your rent on time they'll have you evicted
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irma prepares to bring its Cone of Uncertainty to Florida. Stores are clear of all but the vegan food. Hopefully everyone has their bleach, water, and generator. Check in here, stay safe; it may hit land. It's your Hurricane Irma Discussion Thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FL Gov Rick Scott declares state of emergency in advance of IRMAGAHD
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Gamers raised over $225,000 in 48 hours for Houston Food Banks in Harvey Relief Done Quick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Irma might be taking her talents to South Beach. EVERYBODY PANIC AND PAAARTY
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Sun September 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Refugee center in Houston now having to deal with white supremacists writing graffiti on the walls of shelters
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Sat September 02, 2017
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Hurricane Irma is headed right for you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As local officials call for more help, Trump Defense Department sent nearly 5,000 fewer troops for Harvey recovery than claimed
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(Catster)
 
 
 
Here's how you can help the animals in need affected by Hurricane Harvey. This PSA brought to you by Caturday
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Serena Williams **grunt** reportedly gives **yaaaaaaeagggghh** birth to **uhhhhnnnn** baby girl **keeeeeeee**
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Fri September 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Job growth slows sharply in August. Looks like it's back to blaming Obama
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yo, Harvey, I'm really happy for you, and Irma let you finish
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he can't seem to get anything right the first time, Trump to return to Texas on Saturday to make sure he gets some good pictures and video for his 2020 campaign
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Local Pizza Hut franchise goes all in for their neighbors in Texas, delivers free pizza by kayak
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Have you seen these photos of a shark swimming through Joel Osteen's megachurch?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dave Daubenmire doesn't believe in climate change, but he believes that an invisible sky wizard caused a hurricane to punish Houston for electing a lesbian mayor and allowing abortion
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Those Tweets about Obama visiting after Sandy...Peppridge Farm remembers them
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Tue August 29, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Evacuate or stay, if hurricane comes knocking? Depends, how long can you tread water?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not that anyone is going to be shocked by this, but it now official. According to the National Weather Service, at 49.1" Harvey has now shattered the contiguous-U.S. rainfall record for a tropical storm which stood at 48". And it's still raining
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump praises the crowd size while speaking in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey because of course he does
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Houston's flood so far, in pictures (not a slideshow)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Faced with his hypocrisy over federal aid, Ted Cruz manages to come off like a moron on live television
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sure, it took 2 days of massive, coordinated public shaming on Facebook and Twitter, but Joel Osteen finally opened the doors of his church to Houston refugees
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Comparing Harvey and Katrina
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Mon August 28, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
British actor Ed Skrein cuts and runs from "Hellboy" whitewashing disaster
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
As Harvey dumps on TX, LA, his sister Irma begins to develop off GA coast
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
J. J. Watt is a charitable guy after all
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Like some sort of Pooka, Hurricane Harvey cannot be seen from the ISS... due to some storm or something near the Johnson Space Center
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those hardest hit by the disaster in Houston assess its brutal impact: Amid estimates that the insured losses from the storm could reach $25 billion, Allstate frets it may have shave its earning by 89 whole cents per share this quarter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hurricane Harvey is a gift that keeps on giving in the worst possible way," says Texas Republican representative Blake Farenthold
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In America, heroes are born out of circumstance, not fabricated out of thin air
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
ICE had 50 women and children ready to deport when the storm closed down the transportation system. Guess what they did
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Hawk chooses the best place to wait out Hurricane Harvey: in some guy's cab and then his living room
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stormfront's passed
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple autonomous vehicle, or Storm Trooper Death Ray roof rack option?
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office gives advice to citizens about alligators displaced by hurricane flooding. "Don't go near them. Wait until the waters recede". Now that is some mighty fine police work, Lou
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coldplay cancels its show in Houston due to Hurricane Harvey. And some people were saying the storm would be a disaster
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Wanna watch Harvey live as it happens? Here are 8 cams to choose from
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here come the gas price increases. Thanks Harvey
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he is "very closely monitoring" Hurricane Harvey and he has FEMA and the rest of DHS fully mobilized and on high alert, ready to provide immediate assistance to any Trump properties that may be affected by the storm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like an invisible rabbit of destruction, Harvey hits Category 2, the first potential landfall hurricane in Texas since 2008 is making life dangerous. Stay safe, Farkers, and check in here. It's your Hurricane Harvey Discussion Thread, Day 2
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The Daily Stormer has found a new hos... nope, banned again
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
This is why standing outside to film a lightning storm is a dicey proposition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, Hurricane Andrew delivered a devastating $26.5 billion kick in the giggleberries to South Florida
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(The Weather Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
You know how Harvey is supposed to be a tropical storm as it makes landfall in Texas? NWS just announced that by "tropical storm" they really mean "Category 3 Hurricane"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas braces itself for floods, torrential rains, and an unforgiving reality they live in Texas. Hopefully you have all the bread, milk, and bleach you need. It's your Official Tropical Storm Harvey Discussion Thread. STAY SAFE, FARKERS
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Good news, Texas farkers: Ted Cruz is barnstorming the state, and TFA has the deets so you can ask him hard-hitting policy questions like just how involved his dad was in the JFK assasination and what it's like to be the Zodiac Killer
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Stormer loses their host. No this is not a repeat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Theresa May condemns fascism, triggers tonight's 3 AM Presidential tweetstorm
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Daily Stormer, kicked off GoDaddy and Google, is now being hosted by an affiliate of the Trump campaign
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
N.M. GOP leader tweets a bunch of conspiracy nonsense just before Charlottesville turns into a shiatstorm and then resigns. "These violent, leftist protesters are the brainless robots that are created by evil Soros money.." and more insanity
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Daily Stormer, confirming stereotypes at a record pace
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Daily Stormer says they're headed to the Dark Web, which they think is a coffee bar run by an evil Spider-Man
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panel descends into anarchy after a guest questions if a Storm Trumper sharing airtime is really black
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