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Sat May 28, 2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Five years in the making & eight thousand words. Roald Dahl's swoshboggling dictionary of squischous words has arrived
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Fri May 27, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
"I know, let's ruin Game of Thrones by over-analyzing it and comparing it to The Bible and all sorts of resurrection stories"
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Thu May 26, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF GAME 7: All the hot dogs have come down to this. One team won the cup 7 years ago, the other 12. One gets another shot at it, the other gets some "coulda been" stories for the guys at the bar they will ultimately call home. Find out at 8PM ET
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Daily Mail profit up 54% on media sales, print advertisements, increased stories submitted by Fark
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Attention K-Mart shoppers, in our shoe department, we have a sale on men's rubbers." Please share any funny or peculiar stories you may have while working in retail or in a restaurant
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Mon May 23, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
File this under "things that could be a disaster but aren't": Kesha singing "It Ain't Me, Babe"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Name one movie you've never seen that A) everybody else seems to have seen years ago and B) people seem mildly shocked you haven't watched. Link goes to smitty's choice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jesus: Son of God. Savior of the Christian Faith. The first transgendered man, The light and the...wait, WAT
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know those stories about how women bare their breasts at police officers to get out of tickets? Say goodbye to your fantasy
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stephen King confirms that the Dark Tower movie will be a sequel to the books
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
With all the bad cop stories, sometimes you just need a story about a good cop who saved the life of a young girl, and just attended her college graduation
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Readers prefer to read news chosen by humans than a list of stories sorted by a machine but you're here so you already knew that
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump renounces necrophilia... technically
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any Americans here who have ex-Pated to the UK? Stories or advice you'd like to share?
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Some Veteran)
 
 
 
Know any wounded veteran from Afghanistan, Iraq or elsewhere, or are one yourself? Submit candidate for Raytheon No Barriers Warriors, hiking, rafting wilderness expedition in Grand Canyon in October 2016. (LGT details)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After concluding their readers wouldn't "get over it," Ars Technica bails on site redesign after two days
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Military women demonstrate their commitment to the infantry
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember that story from earlier this week that Netanyahu had taken money from the Saudis? Well maybe if journalists didn't copy their stories from the Arab version of the Onion, this wouldn't have happened
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
When Prince (RIP) turned an episode of "New Girl" into "Kicking Off The Kardashians"
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Happy 90th birthday, Boaty McBoatface
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Wed May 04, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated... naked
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Fri April 29, 2016
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Man charged with animal neglect by keeping 62 ducks in the back of a van to complete the Florida Man challenge trifecta
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington Post to continue covering Trump as if were a dangerous lunatic no matter how many dangerous lunatics vote for him
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Quiver ladies, quiver. Prince was almost cast as Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element. That would have been HOT HOT HOT
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Sun April 24, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The VT fuze: one of those little-known stories of WWII where an unremembered program had a huge effect on winning that war. And it started miniaturization culminating in your phone
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Fri April 22, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Enjoy this 2011 video of Prince telling Kim Kardashian to GTF off the stage. Yet one more reason to remember him fondly
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Stop it Google, just STOP it. We all know Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, just stop trying to cover it up you non-believers
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're an artist and the Governor's Office of Highway Safety gives you a grant to make comic books for school children about bike safety, the obvious thing to do is make graphic comic books with gruesome, twisted stories
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Wed April 20, 2016
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Even God hates Walmart
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Does dressing as a pirate turn me into one?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan compares "social justice warriors" to the KKK
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Tue April 19, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan serenaded his opponents before destroying them
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin has a suggestion for a 'Game of Thrones' spin-off. Naturally it's based on another set of stories he hasn't finished yet
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Sappy and delicious headline of the day: Rescued calf becomes companion for blind cow who lost pig best friend
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Almost every website, be it a newspaper or a personal blog, has struggled with comments. Controversial topics and anonymous commenters are especially prone to incivility. Perhaps this is why only about half of news sites provide for user comments"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So which candidate gets (by far) the most negative press and the least positive press? Trump? Cruz? Sanders? Nope...sorry. Hint: the answer rhymes with "Pillory"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Social justice group sets up "wall" on Caroll University campus where stories and posters can be posted to highlight immigration policy problems. Group gets mad when Trump supporters counter-protest by putting up their posters on the wall
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cougar caught prowling through LA high school. Nice
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever met anybody famous? Did you talk with them, or just see them in person somewhere, like a restaurant?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The stories never end: Now Johnny Manziel and friends accused of trashing rented house causing $32,000 in damage
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Thu April 14, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Judge clears the way for Katy Perry to buy her dream convent; Will not be the first female resident who kissed a girl
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And the least surprising headline after the previous few days' worth of stories: Josh Gordon's reinstatement delayed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Beloved child author Beverly Cleary joins the Century Club
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
The unbelievable story of Matthias Buchinger, 18th century polymath, magician and artist
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(Medium)
 
 
 
"For Good Men To See Nothing": Stories of blatant sexism in modern-day gaming, and how our collective inaction allows it to happen
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is not happy about that fake front page with fake stories about his not-fake ideas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Physicist, heal thyself
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Sun April 10, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Protip: Do not tell women to smile. Unless you just like pissing off women
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Thu April 07, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Half Paycheck
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have run out of wit, Please bring some honey. Also, try to write a little and share some of your stories. We have a book we're compiling. An anthology of sorts. Also, there's a Fark Book Fair coming soon. THIS is the Fark Writer's thread
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Mon April 04, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden's Supreme Court decides that public artworks on the street are only ~kinda~ public. GTFO Wiki & Pinterest. Also, incoming stories of Google Streetview cars attacked "by moose" in 3... 2
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
It sucks when you're Ted Cruz and you've been wrongly accused of having an affair. It sucks worse when a fake account uses your picture claiming to have had an affair with Ted Cruz
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
You can now designate who gets control of your social media accounts after you die, at least if you lived in Michigan when you stopped living
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
"I'd like a sausage and cheese omelette, no egg" - stories of staggeringly dumb restaurant customers
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wu Tang Clan rapper sues TMZ over damagingly incorrect 2014 report that he sliced off his own johnson
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Fri March 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart signs a deal to write his memoirs. Apparently it will be a collection of short stories
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Thu March 24, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man arrested for not returning "Freddy Got Fingered" VHS from 2002. No word if his daddy would like some sausage
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Junkee)
 
 
 
Writer of political comedy show: "In S4 of Veep we came up with the most meaningless election slogan we could think of. Now adopted by Australian PM"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two brothers visit a couple in the hospital after accidentally receiving a birth announcement text... and they bring gifts
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Collider)
 
 
 
Another sequel nobody wants, but it's being planned anyway? 300
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Fish Stories
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Nintendo 64 turns 20 years old this year, 007. Lettsa go celebrate by doing a barrel roll into some free electronic music. Also, mandatory N64 stories in the comments
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what a Tar Heel or Jayhawk are? Get ready for March Madness with the stories behind every mascot in the tournment
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Man tries to impress woman by firing gun. Maybe next time he can try to impress her with his arrest record
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
On-the-job injuries often come with crazy stories, such as "I dropped a lighter into the fryer. That's not good, is it?" What's your craziest on-the-job injury story?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Driver amazingly unhurt after falling four stories out of a parking garage when she zigged where she should have zagged
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Thu March 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police press to pop pooping peeper
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Southern Minn)
 
 
 
She flew fighters and bombers to make sure they were safe for the men of the Army Air Corps to fly. RIP Betty Strohfus, WASP, WWII veteran
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is one sure way of getting over the finale of 'Downton Abbey' and it involves wine. Lots and lots of wine
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Mon March 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
25% of NBA players have dealt with blackmail at some point in their careers. Mostly from their coaches who threaten them to play better or be traded to the 76ers
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How it feels to be a virgin in your 30s and 40s: Farkers share their stories
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Man stretching his back on balcony railing falls 11 stories, lands in shallow pool. TA-DAH
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News says there's "no credence" to reports that they've quit on Marco Rubio, says they're just revivals of fictitious rumors meant to muddy the waters
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Tue March 01, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Elephants aren't best parking valets
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Fri February 26, 2016
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Robots working on the S-Class assembly line are losing their jobs to people. Thanks, Obama
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Wed February 24, 2016
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
What does God need with plumbing supplies?
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Tue February 16, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Leave it to crazy craft beer geeks to make crazy Black Friday shoppers look sane when a new brew is released
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure, until some guy named Flagg starts reading Stephen King to the machine and brings down the Tower
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Wed February 10, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Vermin Supreme may not have won anything, but at least he received more votes than Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Lindsay Graham, and Bobby Jindal
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Mon February 08, 2016
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
More and more flights are seeing wide variety of animals as emotional support companions. "You get on an aircraft and the cabin looks like a barnyard"
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Internet: "Make your movies more diverse." Coen brothers: "We make the movies we want to make so deal with it"
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(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
If you didn't have your iPhone repaired by Apple, the latest iOS update will brick it and erase all your data and files
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
DAILY KOS: You should be outraged at the people that reported the Iowa coin toss stories
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Wed February 03, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Asked if Bernie Madoff was the most hated person he's played, Richard Dreyfuss said no: "I've already played Dick Cheney"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
The New York tabloids handle the Trump loss with class and dignity
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Video causing OUTRAGE about BLM starting huge fires that burned houses and killed cows turns out to be totally dildoes
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(Future of Capitalism)
 
 
 
Disney boss: Yes, we plan to engage in racial discrimination. It's okay when we do it
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