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Headlines matching 'stores'
Thu February 02, 2012
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(Huffington Post) Followup After key vote, WA to legalize gay marriage. Heterosexuals beginning mass divorces, stores revise "no shirts" policies, and the boy scouts have begun construction of glittering pink pyramid outside of Spokane  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Boston Herald) PSA Massachusetts is getting drive-through grocery stores for people who can't risk light exercise  (bostonherald.com) (38)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Virginia lawmaker sponsors bill that would allow marijuana to be sold in state-owned liquor stores. Subby working on his bid to sell Twinkies and Funyuns in same stores  (wtkr.com) (106)


Mon January 09, 2012
(BBC) Sad British record store chain reports Christmas sales slump. In related news, apparently Britain still has record stores  (bbc.co.uk) (7)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Moon Unit Zappa files for divorce. Apparently loved going into like clothing stores and stuff to buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff. Its like so biatchen cuz like everybodys like Super-super nice. It's like so biatchen  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Moms p.o.ed at their breast feeding polices, set a bulls eye on Target stores and hold a "nurse in". We will keep you abreast on the outcome  (huffingtonpost.com) (219)
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Florida stripper restores faith in humanity on Christmas Eve  (thesmokinggun.com) (102)


Mon December 19, 2011
(AOL) Spiffy Police in Texas town handing gift cards to good drivers. Cards easily redeemable at all local businesses, liquor stores, firearms dealers  (autos.aol.com) (104)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Rasmussen Reports) Obvious A new Rasmussen poll finds 70% of American adults prefer stores that use signs with Merry Christmas over Happy Holidays  (rasmussenreports.com) (377)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious "You didn't see the bookstores, the print industry, or even the long-distance telephone companies going to Congress for relief and a ban on the Internet. But then, they're not the recording industry or Hollywood"  (huffingtonpost.com) (51)


Sun November 27, 2011
(C|Net) Dumbass Sam's Club has decided that the Lego Bible is just too racy to be sold at stores after massive complaints. Well, only one person complained. Loudly  (news.cnet.com) (144)


Sat November 26, 2011
(CNN) Sad CNN does a summary of the Black Friday incidents. Bonus quote: "most of the reported incidents [happened] at or near Walmart stores." Tag is for humanity  (edition.cnn.com) (70)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Jolly Old Elf) Photoshop Halloween is barely over, Thanksgiving isn't here yet and stores are putting out Christmas decorations already. Photoshop the results of two holidays being combined into one. LGT example  (thisiskristin.com) (24)


Mon November 21, 2011
(News.com.au) Scary Man spontaneously combusts outside Swedish vinyl record store. WAIT, there are still vinyl record stores in Sweden?  (news.com.au) (78)


Mon November 14, 2011
(CBS Local) Followup It seems that retailers forgot one small thing about opening their stores at 10PM and Midnight on Thanksgiving: their employees want to spend time with their families on the holiday  (detroit.cbslocal.com) (218)


Sun November 13, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine After slamming through a $22 million initiative to privatize liquor sales and close state-run liquor stores, Costco promises to offer job interviews to displaced liquor store workers. Hooray for capitalism  (msnbc.msn.com) (90)


Fri November 11, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Mariah Carey says pregnancy has made her voice stronger. Drug stores brace for unprecedented run on cotton balls  (nydailynews.com) (26)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Guardian) Cool Eagerly awaited videogame Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 hits stores today, or as they call it in Iraq, The Sims  (guardian.co.uk) (354)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Holiday sales have started already. That would explain why the stores are playing ♫ SIIIIIIIIIMPLY HAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIIIIIIIIIIIME ♫  (ajc.com) (70)
(Wired) Scary While most countries store their nuclear weapons in a well-fortified bunker, Pakistan stores their nuclear weapons in a van down by the river  (wired.com) (115)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Cool Some Kmart stores selling Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 a week early. In related news, some Kmart stores are still open  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (57)
(The Consumerist) Stupid Stores take early merchandising of Christmas to the next level with the rolling out of belated Xmas cards just after Halloween  (consumerist.com) (71)


Mon October 31, 2011
(MSP Business Journal) Interesting Target announces plans to open stores at midnight on Thanksgiving in an attempt to get shoppers to spend more time in their stores on Black Friday. Of course, time is pretty much the only thing Americans have to spend this Christmas  (bizjournals.com) (164)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Cool Meet a guy that restores pinball machines for a living. Pac-man sucks  (startribune.com) (48)


Wed October 26, 2011
(cbs new york) Asinine Cool: NYC stores sell sexy chamber maid Hallloween costumes. Not cool: For six-year-olds  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (30)


Sun October 23, 2011
(CBS News) Followup Stores across the country are pulling Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls flavor from the shelves, so CBS News uses this as an excuse to say Schweddy Balls as many times in one segment as possible  (cbsnews.com) (270)

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