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Headlines matching 'stock'
Thu May 24, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy) Followup After devastating buyers on the NASDAQ, Facebook considers buying back all shares and going private. Just kidding, they're moving to NY Stock Exchange  (wiod.com) (17)


Wed May 23, 2012
(sec.gov) Spiffy Some guy named Mark Zuckerberg sold 30.2 million shares of FB common stock at $37.58. These damn daytraders... I tell ya  (sec.gov) (39)
(Yahoo) Obvious How to recognize an honest stock broker? No sweat  (uk.news.yahoo.com) (3)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Mercury News) Obvious Good news. If you bought Facebook stock on the first day, you've already lost money. OK, so maybe not good news for you  (mercurynews.com) (93)


Fri May 18, 2012
(CBS News) Interesting Woman who returned adopted child to Russia slapped with restocking fees  (cbsnews.com) (135)
(Toronto Star) Interesting Fark Survey: Shorting Facebook stock: When and how much?  (thestar.com) (83)
(Fox News) Hero "[Zuckerberg's] net worth will jump an astounding $1 billion for every $2 jump in the stock price"  (foxnews.com) (47)
(Newser) Obvious Groupon stock price suspiciously spikes ahead of earnings report. SEC once again looking at Bud Fox  (newser.com) (5)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Bloomberg) Interesting When you buy your Facebook stock today, understand that Goldman is selling 1/2 of their stock in Facebook, and sit smug knowing you're smarter than Goldman  (bloomberg.com) (48)


Tue May 15, 2012
(CNN) Fail Ousted Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson will not receive any severance package for being forced to resign, and will have to make do with only the $7 million in cash and stock options he got paid four months ago  (money.cnn.com) (35)
(Short List) Silly If record covers used stock photos  (shortlist.com) (31)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Fox Business) Sappy Stocks turn positive on strong sentiment data. It looks like someone had a HUG  (foxbusiness.com) (5)
(Some Guy) Dumbass News: Two men get their iPhones stolen. FARK: By prostitutes. TotalFark: The men fire a shot through the motel room door. Stockton: Prostitutes return fire, injuring one  (fox40.com) (27)
(Bloomberg) Unlikely No one wants Facebook stock  (bloomberg.com) (85)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Facebook stock demand is HOT HOT HOT  (chicagotribune.com) (21)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Marketwatch) Ironic Catalyst for higher stocks is no catalyst. What is it now? A muffin? A elephant? A rear view mirror?  (marketwatch.com) (10)


Mon May 07, 2012
(CNBC) Spiffy Stock trading continues its decline as people realize casinos are substantially safer investments  (cnbc.com) (29)
(Marketwatch) Fail Greek stocks again take it in the ass  (marketwatch.com) (26)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Statesman) Interesting Whole Foods stock sounds fat  (statesman.com) (14)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Marketwatch) Fail Green Mountain stock now a steaming pile of brown  (marketwatch.com) (25)


Tue May 01, 2012
(CNBC) Fail Stockblocked  (cnbc.com) (12)


Mon April 30, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting European stocks drift lower on news of Spanish recession [JARRING CHORD]  (nytimes.com) (26)


Sun April 29, 2012
(The Onion) Amusing Phil Jackson enjoying retirement on Montana ranch with egomaniacal livestock who hate each other  (theonion.com) (6)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Two words: Jumbo shrimp  (dailymail.co.uk) (100)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Chandler Jones' draft stock has been steadily rising recently, and might go in the first round tonight. It can't hurt that one older brother is an NFL lineman and his other older brother is Jon Jones  (sports.yahoo.com) (12)


Mon April 23, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Top Comcast executives agree to salary cut, fewer stock options, their homes downgraded to basic cable  (latimes.com) (30)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Disney stock rises on news that the idiot who's been releasing big-budget bombs about Mars has finally left. Can we please put someone from Pixar in charge, already?  (suntimes.com) (105)


Thu April 19, 2012
(truTV) Dumbass Hey sexy, wanna see my slideshow of stupid anti-sexual harassment stock photos?  (trutv.com) (28)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Daily Kos) Amusing Republicans: Stay at home moms are just as hardworking as working moms. Democrats: Well, then, you won't mind if we let raising children count as work towards welfare, right?  (dailykos.com) (572)


Sun April 15, 2012
(USA Today) Fail FCC fines Google $25k for capturing WiFi data with StreetView, roughly half the money Google spends per hour on stocking their campus soda machines. Gosh, I hope they survive this crippling blow  (content.usatoday.com) (49)
(Talking Points Memo) Photoshop Now that being a Meme means your political stock is rising, photoshop a campaign poster for a popular internet meme  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (42)


Wed April 11, 2012
(MSNBC) Unlikely Man claims old 1917 stock certificate for a company taken-over by Coke means he's owed eleventy billion dollars  (marketday.msnbc.msn.com) (92)


Mon April 09, 2012
(CNN) Followup AOL stock surges after investors forget that, as they are trying to make money, it is best to avoid AOL. Follow-up tag barely beats Sick tag due to the first greenlight on this story  (money.cnn.com) (27)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Times Free Press) Unlikely Is this the end of the American Gold Rush? If so, will Glenn Beck have to be put on suicide watch?  (timesfreepress.com) (41)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Forbes) Asinine "I'm the most underpaid executive in the history of executive payment," says CEO who's about to cash in $125 million worth of options after driving his stock price down 75%  (forbes.com) (28)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Habby Offman) Cool Dude, it's like Woodstock all over again. Except, in France. And with, like, UFOs and sh*t. And it doesn't end until Doomsday 2012. Which has already started. Far out, man  (news.gather.com) (42)
(Google) Unlikely Without a hint of irony, RIM announces plans to re-focus on what they're good at. Eviscerating its stock strangely absent  (google.com) (42)


Thu March 29, 2012
(The Chive) Amusing Step 1: Print out photo of yourself doing something strange. Step 2: Bring to local Walmart or other store that sells picture frames, & replace existing stock photos. Step 3: Take pic as evidence & upload. Step 4: Lulz  (thechive.com) (64)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool The rare question headline where the answer is not merely "yes", but "Oh HELL yes"  (news.yahoo.com) (300)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Sick Study shows that 20% of pharmacies tested lied to researchers posing as 17-year old girls about the availability of "the morning after pill"; falsely claiming either they didn't stock it, or that it was illegal for them to buy it  (news.yahoo.com) (415)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Some Betty Spaghetty) Amusing Romney proves his business acumen yet again as the stock price for the maker of the Etch-a-Sketch jumps 212.5%  (quote.morningstar.com) (14)


Tue March 20, 2012
(NFL) Silly Since they didn't go through all the trouble of making those fancy graphics for nothing, NFL Network is now on Tebow stock watch since Manning has signed  (nfl.com) (219)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Think Progress) Unlikely Rep. Allen West (R-FL) says the stock market is strong because it has the foresight that a Republican will be elected president in six months  (thinkprogress.org) (137)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Reuters) Unlikely Israel and Hamas declare truce. For those of you who aren't aware, "truce" is a term used in the region meaning "temporary cease-fire in order to restock weapons and ammunition"  (reuters.com) (192)
(Washington Times) Stupid Germany proposes tax on Fark and other news aggregators for linking to stories. Also considering tax on stock tips, fashion advice, and plans to sue Rwanda for patent infringement on death camps  (washingtontimes.com) (57)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Marketwatch) Dumbass Hopefully Carbonite backed up their stock price Sunday  (marketwatch.com) (63)


Mon March 05, 2012
(MSNBC) Spiffy Nike stock touches new yearly high. Workers given bonus of pay incentives, candy, extra nap time  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Business Insider) Scary David Stockman: You'd be a fool to hold anything but cash now. As soon as subby can scrounge up some cash, he's in  (businessinsider.com) (54)


Fri March 02, 2012
(msnbc) Asinine Husband and wife spend $1 million on 5,000 Cabbage Patch Kids. Priceless collection kept in storage along with their valuable Enron stock   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (115)
(Yahoo) Stupid From the "Dumb s**t caught on Google's street cams" files: Man caught peeing in his front yard wants 10k Euros for becoming the laughing stock of his village, and now the world knows too  (news.yahoo.com) (87)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Forbes) Obvious The new American dream is a well-stocked ration pantry and a case of shotgun shells  (forbes.com) (62)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Reuters) Spiffy Ford adds $3.8 Billion to their pension plan. Apparently, investing in Mazda stock has really paid off  (reuters.com) (17)


Wed February 22, 2012
(ABC 7 News) Asinine Further proving that Republicans think of women as livestock, IL state agriculture committee passes new abortion restrictions  (abclocal.go.com) (66)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Bloomberg) Followup Yelp rates its own business, sets IPO price of $12/share. Investors plan to stock up  (bloomberg.com) (22)
(SeattlePI) Amusing Actually, gay marriage doesn't threaten the sanctity of fake families in stock photos, says stock photo company  (blog.seattlepi.com) (19)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Val Kilmer preparing to play Axl Rose. Ben and Jerry's stock skyrockets  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Marketwatch) Cool Indian stocks curry investors' favor for a sixth straight week  (marketwatch.com) (4)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious U.S. House passes the STOCK Act insider trading bill, without all those pesky insider trading provisions  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Greek uncertainty weighs down Asia stocks  (marketwatch.com) (2)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Greek optimism boosts European stocks  (marketwatch.com) (2)
(Marketwatch) Scary Insiders are selling their stock at almost Gaussian proportions. This is clearly a sign that the end times are near and you should convert your 401(k) to canned goods and ammo  (marketwatch.com) (14)


Tue February 07, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Headline is all like "OMG, Zuckerberg to pay $1 billion tax bill", the article was all "but he's super smart and Facebook is getting half a billion refund from last year and stock options shiat to pay that bill"  (money.cnn.com) (13)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Facebook relies on 20% of its most active users that have no lives  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Spiffy Stocks post their best January since '97. So it must be the Bush recovery. Or the anticipation of a Romney presidency. Or the Jet Stream. Or a celestial convergence. What else could it be?  (thedailybeast.com) (88)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Asinine Supermarket IDs woman buying pack of spoons, because spoons can be used to shoot heroin. With helpful instructions on how to prepare heroin with a spoon  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)

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