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89 headlines found matching 'stock'
Sat February 13, 2016
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Wall Street drop kicks WWE stock, investors run for exits
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(22)
 


Fri February 12, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer, the Miss Cleo of Stock Market predictions, says the Federal Reserve must change its course
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(18)
 


Thu February 11, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
There may be another Woodstock, but I doubt we can ever recapture the magic from back in 1999
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(43)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
"What the authors found is that all this aid money has simply let college administrators spend more and jack up tuition to pay for it, without hurting enrollment"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
The stench coming off Tesla's stock might be enough to get Tesla owners to activate infamous 'bioweapon defense mode' while driving
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google CEO awarded a record $199 million stock bonus. News of the award was found by Googling "ridiculous waste of corporate money"
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Begun the Stock Wars have
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(18)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Feel The Bern: Did anyone notice that Donald Trump is saying exactly the same thing as Bernie Sanders on drug price controls?
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(50)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chris Christie heads home to digest disappointing primary results, last night's buffet at Sizzler
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(18)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
70% Of Obama's Budget Is Writing Checks To Individuals
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(71)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Yelp CFO gets one-star review
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(7)
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tech stocks have already lost $529 billion this year, surpassing all money people wasted by buying a Smartwatch, Fitbit, Google Glass
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(57)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In their ongoing fascination with tiny things in Japan comes a tiny bookstore that is only large enough to stock one title at a time
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(26)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims elusive "goat rapist' is attacking her stock and everyone thinks she's nuts: "I have had the police out here a few times. I don't think they are taking me seriously"
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(65)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Here's why Hillary Clinton's huge Goldman Sachs speaker fees matter
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(217)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Your earnings are the weakest, LinkedIn. Goodbye
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(41)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Some people are accused of having a hollow leg in regard to their drinking habits. Then there's this guy
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(21)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Martin Shkreli has lost $40 million since his arrest, prosecutors say he may need to tap other sources to cover his bond to stay out of jail. In other news, stock prices for World's Smallest Violin Co. Inc. are up
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(42)
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Swatch reports profit decline, says the time is right for a stock buyback
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(5)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
Oontz oontz oontz _______________
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(22)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This may be an ideal time to buy stocks
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(50)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This may not be an ideal time to buy stocks
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(3)
 


Sat January 30, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You've been stockpiling iron ore pellets because you had a hunch half the world's supply of seaborne iron ore and the world's biggest iron ore export hub were about to levelled by Stan. Now who's the crazy one?
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(20)
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Hot stock tip: bet on anything remotely associated with the Golden State Warriors
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(8)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders, man of the people, has a tax plan that will toss six million of them out of work
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(162)
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Walgreens can't kick their cigarette habit
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(41)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Global brands we all recognize? Check. Net value worth billions? Check. Profits? Sorry, you can't have everything
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(36)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Vets stay behind during Australian bushfire to care for injured wildlife - specifically, ugly ass baby kangaroos
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(20)
 


Fri January 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It appears one hardworking middle-class American got the raise he so richly deserves as JP Morgan CEO and chairman Jamie Dimon's pay rose 35% this year to $27 million, but hey, they can afford it, as that's only 0.1% of the bank's profits last year
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(36)
 


Thu January 21, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obamacare has impacted United Healthcare so badly, it saw revenue increase by 30% in the last quarter alone
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(49)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street braces for mass selloff of stocks as oil prices are the lowest they have been in decades
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Sun January 17, 2016
(NRA Family)
 
 
 
Next on NRA Children's Indoctrination Theater, we bring you the beloved classic, Little Red Riding Hood And Her Trusty HK416 Extended Stock Assault Rifle: Cry Wolf... Cry
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(67)
 


Sat January 16, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Obama deserved no credit for the 165% gain in the stock market since he took office, but you better believe it's his fault the S&P 500 has dropped 11% recently
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The stock market just did something it's done only three other times in the past 100 years - and it's not good
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Thu January 14, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Iraqi refugee plotted to bomb Texas malls and had a stockpile of cell phones he was learning to convert into remote detonators for ISIS, says FBI agent who has never posed as a cell phone wholesaler
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Wed January 13, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yahoo stock dropped below $30 a share on persistent layoff rumors. Mostly people who are holding off on buying until one of the layoffs is Marissa Mayer
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old guy wins a knife fight with a 450 pound bear. On his front porch. With a 50-cent steak knife. Because... Florida?
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(44)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks still aren't even close to being cheap. Put away your money
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(13)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amid low stock value and a poor Christmas showing, Kohl's considers privatizing or even breaking up the company to prevent a hostile takeover
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(28)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Consumers, investors finally seeing Apple for what it truly is
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Another Chinese billionaire goes missing
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(23)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
You want to know how much money Americans lost in the Chinese stock market crash? $1 million? $10 million? How about $45 BILLION
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(34)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese stocks up after admitting they've always been at war with East Asia
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(19)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
China suspends its market circuit breakers for today's trading session. It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As stockpiles increase, the price of oil continues to plummet
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China's stock market just crapped the bed. Trading halted for the day. That's the second time this week
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The more you tighten your grip, China, the more stock values will slip through your fingers
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(22)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite a brief surge in sales, Wall Street downgrades Smith & Wesson to 'misfire'
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(22)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, gun sales and stocks went up today thanks to irrational fear and overreaction
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(45)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
GM just became the first major auto maker with a female CEO. Elon Musk in danger of losing his ironclad grip on car related positive news
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(28)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall St. tells you "not to panic sell" as they raid the rest of your 201(k). Round 2 of the sell-off begins
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Mon January 04, 2016
(The Street)
 
 
 
Just like their customers, Chipotle's stock quickly takes a dump
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese stock market tanks 7 percent. China: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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(41)
 


Thu December 31, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. stocks end the year flat from where they started in January. Which was better than 2008 when investors ended the year flat. As in broke
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(24)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lunching livestock
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(40)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When it comes to eating leftovers, there are only two camps: Those who revel in their wonderful bounty, and those who view eating it as an unpleasant, moralistic chore
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Thu December 24, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
How far have the prices in the energy sector fallen? Well, if you're bad this year, Santa is putting natural gas in your stocking because it's cheaper than coal
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(96)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 6th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Stockings. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner receives one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends at 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, FARKers. :-)
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Wed December 23, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gizmos lose their appeal, especially if you feed them after midnight
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(24)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nike stock jumps. Wall Street tells wary investors to just do it
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(11)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
McMuffins are the breakfast sandwiches everyone wants
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(47)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street is no longer calling on Avon
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(8)
 


Thu December 17, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Millennials, you have a lot more in common with the Woodstock generation than you think, at least when it comes to your consumption habits
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Fri December 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stock up on your whitening tooth paste and face scrubs as congress is poised to ban them
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(76)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
S&P downgrades Yum to ugh
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(27)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer says, straight-faced, "sellers don't understand the stock market game"
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(19)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos offers to, before this decade is out, put Trump in space; says nothing about returning him safely to Earth
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Fri December 04, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Trump: My world class memory is a little hazy when it comes to hiring a Mafia linked stock fraud felony advisor
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Wed December 02, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fed Chief signals confidence in the economy... and the stock market drops precipitously. Up is down, left is right
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(25)
 


Tue December 01, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim "Never Wrong" Cramer picks the "only" stocks that can beat Amazon
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(64)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
London stocks are falling down, falling down, falling down
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(4)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boss of United Arab Emirates stocks up on American guns and planes to protect Dubai and Abu Dhabi from ISIS, Islamists and Iran. "The U.A.E. couldn't afford to just sit there and pretend to be Switzerland and have the whole region burn down"
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Tue November 24, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists propose creating an artificial virus to infect mosquitos and re-write their DNA to make them immune to malaria. So go "short " on mosquito nets stocks and long on machetes, crossbows, and anything else useful after the dead begin to walk
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Highly paid stock analyst goes out on a limb and predicts Chipotle's sales may be down this quarter, for some reason
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(20)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Valeant stock is getting crushed even though though Morgan Stanley calls them "a real company selling real drugs to real patients." Left out "because of incredibly shady stuff they were doing with a specialty pharmacy"
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(8)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In hindsight, shorting a stock which went up 350% was probably not the best idea
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(108)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Apparently Wall Street bean counters do not think Keurig's business plan is wasteful. In an instant, stock jumps 21%
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(21)
 


Tue November 17, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
To the surprise of investors, Walmart shares did not rollback in Q3
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(12)
 


Mon November 16, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett won't give in to terrorist fears and sell off stocks
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(28)
 


Mon November 09, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
We don't have your mother's body in stock but we can offer you your choice of other corpse models
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(26)
 


Mon November 02, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Top Glove raises $232M to invest in growth market, because really, a condom is just a one-fingered glove. Also, their stock is on fire in Malaysia
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(10)
 


Fri October 30, 2015
(411Mania)
 
 
 
WWE stock gets hit with a metal chair after failing to completely rip a T-shirt in half
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(23)
 


Tue October 27, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drone stocked with drugs, hacksaw blades, cell phones, and other miscellaneous contraband crashed outside the walls of the Oklahoma State Penitentiary
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(88)
 


Mon October 26, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Good news everyone - Professor helps develop system that warns of stock crashes. Oh my, yes
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(30)
 


Fri October 23, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors rush to buy Ferrari stock in its IPO at $52 a share, knowing that their $52 wouldn't normally even buy them a lug nut off a 550 Barchetta
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(6)
 
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Democratic mayoral candidate says he will run his campaign like Jesus Christ. Republicans seen stocking up on wood, nails and hammers
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(9)
 


Thu October 22, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
On April 6, 2015, Jim Cramer wrote an article "49 Stocks to Buy Right Now." It's now six months later, and time to check how he did. Fasten your seat belts
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(88)
 


Mon October 19, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
20 brokerage employees fired for cheating on their training exams, trying to emulate real stock brokers
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(16)
 


Sun October 18, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Churchill's chewed cigar end auctions for £2000; Bill Clinton's stock rising
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(25)
 

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