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63 headlines found matching 'stern'
Thu June 30, 2016
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man spotted driving a sinking boat in circles, bow high, while dragging a drunk passenger in a life jacket hanging from the stern of the boat is arrested for BUI and not having the 'Benny Hill' theme song playing in the background
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Wed June 29, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
How boring is it to live in Eastern Tennessee? So boring that a guy playing a violin while riding a bicycle is considered major news
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For fourth straight year, Chinese consumer goods brands increase their sales and market share compared to big-name Western brands. "They heed digital trends, adapt to regional tastes and respond to customers' increasingly sophisticated demands"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Livestream of the NASA Nextgen booster set for 11:05 Eastern
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Mon June 27, 2016
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Spaghetti western legend Bud Spencer is 86'd, now in the loving embrace of the FSM's Noodly Appendage. Ramen
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Bernie Sanders)
 
 
 
Will he concede? Will he announce an independent run? Will he just give the same stump speech again? Is this just a massive grab for phone number and emails? Announcement begins at 8:30 PM Eastern, registration required with phone and email
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
SpaceX has bowled a turkey and this morning will shoot for the sea landing hambone. Will this rocket join the club and make it 4 salamis in a row? Does anyone else suddenly feel like a sandwich? Launch set for 10:29am Eastern/7:29am Pacific
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This is the end folks, one last primary. Will Bernie pull the 500% he needs to secure the nomination, or will Hillary continue her victory march to Philly? DC Primary thread, polls close at 8 PM Eastern
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today, in fearmongering: Brexit could destroy western civilization. Wait, western political civilization? Was that ever even a thing?
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Western Lacrosse Association makes BC senior team post a $25,000 bond to stop them startng line brawls at the end of every game: "When a win is assured - how shall we say it - all hell breaks loose" (w/ vid of hell breaking loose)
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
A bird weighing just 100 grams returned to an island off England's northeastern coast last month, completing the longest migratory flight ever by a bird not carrying a coconut
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani turns down Blake Shelton's marriage proposal after he gave her a $1.2 million ring hidden in a KFC bucket. If nothing else, that story has all the makings of a hit country and western song
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Mon May 30, 2016
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Mannford man escapes from western Oklahoma prison. Just another runner in the night
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Cash is Klay: Thompson breaks NBA playoff record with 11 3-pointers to send the Western Conference Finals into a Game 7
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Sat May 28, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Thunder pull off the major upset and send Golden State packing? Or will Golden State become road warriors once again and send this series to a 7th game? It is your Game 6 NBA Western Conference Finals thread, tip-off at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
The countdown starts again as SpaceX goes for three-if-by-sea landings in a row. Magic 8 Ball says: Weather is iffy. Live feed links in thread, launch scheduled for 2:39pm Pacific/5:39pm Eastern
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Thu May 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Barack HUSSEIN Obama's new house is feet away, JUST FEET AWAY, from the largest mosque in the Western Hemisphere. SEKRIT MUSLIN CONFIRMED
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Tue May 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Draymond Green and the Warriors kick it up a notch and even the series at 2 games apiece? Or will the Thunder rumble their way to within one game of the NBA Finals? Here is your Western Conference Finals Game 4 thread, tip-off at 9PM ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My neighbor is anti-Muslim and hates our Middle Eastern landlords. I engaged her in a debate to try and expose her racism but she wouldn't listen and, though she knows I'm atheist, asked which god I thought was right. What do?"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Cleveland and Toronto keep the Eastern Conference Finals going with Game 4 tonight. Hope everyone's wearing a cup. Tipoff at 8:30 ET on ESPN
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ssssshhhhh, the Trump camp is quietly reaching out to Muslim and Middle Eastern communities in the U.S. for support. Okay now just stop laughing
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Sat May 21, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals head to Toronto. Did Lebron pack a broom? Game 3 tips off at 8:30ET on ESPN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the San Jose Sharks win another one in their tank to go up 3-1 in their series with the St. Louis Blues? Or can the St. Louis Blues strike a nice tune and tie the series up? Here is your NHL Western Conference Game 4 thread, puck drops at 7:15 PM ET
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors avoided their first two game losing streak of the season by striking the Thunder with a Super Sonic boom. Western Conference Finals tied at 1
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook does his best impersonation of himself to knock out Warriors in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will Steph Curry outscore Westbrook and Durant? Will Steve Adams' mustache gain sentience? The Western Conference Finals begin tonight, 9pm tipoff on TNT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US to arm Middle Eastern Muslims, because that's NEVER backfired on us in the past
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Damning new satellite images appear to confirm the exact time and location of the air defense system used in the downing of MH17 over eastern Ukraine - and it's not good news for Russia
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Sun May 15, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Which team will lose to the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals? Find out as as the Raptors and Heat duke it out in Game 7, 3:30 tipoff on ABC
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Fri May 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals start tonight as the Tampa Bay Lightning travel to Pittsburgh to take on the Penguins. Will Sidney Crosby and his boys prevail? Or will Lightning strike the first time? Puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(NBA)
 
 
 
A regular season NBA record of 67-15 means nothing if your team only scores 31 points in the first half of the Western Conference semi-final ... and is eliminated
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Thu May 12, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Just how badly does Tim Duncan want to retire? Just how badly do Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant want back into the Western Conference Finals? The Thunder tries to close out San Antonio in Oklahoma City, 8:30 tipoff on ESPN
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Wed May 11, 2016
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Yarrr, here be Dragons: watch live as the SpaceX/Dragon CRS-8 Cargo Craft says "Fark You, You're Cool, Fark You, I'm Out" to the ISS and heads back home. NASA-TV coverage of release starts at 9am Eastern/6am Pacific
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footage surfaces of bearded, wild-eyed zealot waving sacred book aloft, decrying Western decadence in call for holy war to have government bow to his god--well, in his spare time, when he's not managing his Louisiana duck-call manufacturing business
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Mon May 09, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can St. Louis make it to the Western Conference finals, or will Dallas force a Game 7? Can the Preds stop the Sharks road success, or will San Jose advance? Two games, lots of drama: game one at 8 ET on NBCSN, game two at 9 ET on CNBC
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Sat May 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sadiq Khan elected mayor of London, making London the first Western capital city with a Muslim mayor. Unless you count Istanbul, or Madrid. Or Lisbon. I'll come in again
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently worried about the abiltiy of western intelligence agencies to intercept and decrypt their electronic message traffic, ISIS has apparently adopted the data transmission standard described in RFC1149 "IP over Avian Carriers"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nobody--and I mean NOBODY--is quite as acrobatically drunk as Eastern Europeans
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
But I don't wanna be a pirate
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
San Antonio Spurs just annihilated the Oklahoma City Thunder in Game 1 of the Western Conference second round. Kevin Durant has three games left in a Thunder uniform
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Sat April 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, the first round isn't even complete, but since the Thunder and Spurs are ready, why not start the Western Conference Semifinals today? OKC at San Antonio: Durant vs. Leonard, Game 1, 8:30pm ET TNT
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Half of all males in Western Europe "descended from one man." Best Who Do You Think You Are? episode ever
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Apparenty China has turned on its giant smog machine and sucked all the smog out of the eastern part of the country and dumped it in the western part
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Harvard law student's erudite question for Middle Eastern politician: why are you so smelly? Bonus: efforts to cover up who asked question well underway
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a success rate of 1%, the 100-mile Barkley Marathons in eastern Tennessee is considered the world's hardest race. "You don't come here to be victorious, you come here to be humiliated"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Some Metro Enthusiast)
 
 
 
A photographic tour of the Pyongyang subway system by one of the first Westerners allowed to ride the whole thing. Come for the East German trains, stay for the propaganda
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Fri April 15, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Chinese military de-constructs Zootopia to reveal a hidden Western threat
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Thu April 14, 2016
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
While most eyes will be on Liverpool v Dortmund, the remaining games are still close with Shakhtar v Braga, Sparta Prague v Villarreal, Sevilla vs Athletic Bilbao today. Kickoffs are 3pm Eastern and your Europa League quarter final discussion is here
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Wed April 13, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
And the decline of western civilization continues: food trucks for dogs growing in Seattle
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Chinese newspaper rips critics of Great Firewall, says it is necessary to protect China from corrosive Western propaganda while letting in cool stuff like movie trailers and multiplayer video games
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mark your calendar and set your alarm, SpaceX hopes the 5th time's the charm. Will Falcon 9 finally stick the sea landing? What's with the sappy Droneship name? And where are my pants? SpaceX launch scheduled for 4:43pm Eastern/1:43pm Pacific, hot diggity
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors are coming dangerously close to not winning 73 games. In fact, they are close to losing the Western conference lead to the Spurs
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Looks like we're going to need a bigger western ghost town
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Recipe to becoming an ISIS supporter: start with a little lonely Midwesterner, sprinkle in some anti-vaxxer conspiracy theories, and add 97 twitter accounts
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That lawsuit Trump was going to file against the RNC over Cruz getting more delegates has manifested as a sternly worded letter
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Fri March 25, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Today the NCAA Men's Hockey Championships start, first game is Northeastern and North Dakota, then Minn Duluth vs. Providence, and Michigan vs. Notre Dame. NU AND NDst currently on ESPN U, Mich and ND follows at 5:30
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(Medium)
 
 
 
An examination of how the character Ross from Friends brought down Western civilization
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Monarch butterflies could disappear from Eastern US within 20 years, probably to be replaced by blue morphos
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Arizona get Berned? Will Idaho go full potato? Does the probability of winning in Utah increase with the number of wives you've had? 'Cause that may explain the Donald. THIS is your Primary Tuesday thread "Western Omelet" edition
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Sun March 20, 2016
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Godfather reenactment at Western PA toll booth
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(NESN)
 
 
 
For the first time since 1988, when subby was in kindergarten, the Northeastern Huskies are Hockey East champions
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Fri March 18, 2016
(some college hockey fan)
 
 
 
Hockey East semifinals start today with U Mass vs. Providence at 5:00 PM EDT, followed by Northeastern vs. BC at 8:00. Both games on NBCSN
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Fri March 04, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the fifth time be the charm? How many boats will enter the exclusion zone? Can the fuel stay cool? SpaceX Falcon 9 launch window opens at 6:35PM Eastern, hopefully drone ship landing soon to follow
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