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22 headlines found matching 'steals'
Tue August 26, 2014
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man steals approximately $32,000 from 12 different banks, promptly loses it all playing roulette in Atlantic City
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Sun August 17, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thug wannabe steals woman's cell phone. Woman chases him down and holds him for cops. Kid's mom upon seeing pic of son being detained: "Why is she touching him like that?"
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
In a case of knowing her role woman steals a bottle of MD 20/20 to visit boyfriend in jail where she put him earlier in the evening. Stay weird Austin
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seven small objects that everyone steals every day. Yeah, sure you don't, Mr. Perfect
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Thu August 14, 2014
(WJHG Panama City Beach)
 
 
 
Friends give man a lift who steals their $30, then splits. Shortly thereafter, he's arrested, mildly inebriated, but now has $20, to wit
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Wed August 13, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
What does the fox do? Plays with and steals your toys while you bark impotently from inside the house
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into house by squeezing through dog flap in door, steals bicycle, discovers that he can't ride a bicycle
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Sun July 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Masked bandit steals food from three victims in daring daylight robbery
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Tue July 22, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man steals hammer from Walmart, uses it to steal 22 guns from Fred Meyer
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
News: Guy steals $460,000. Fark: In quarters. Farked up: And he only has to pay back half of it
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
53 year old man steals 600 high school girl's uniforms from 50 different schools
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jimmy Rolllins steals two bases ... on the same pitch
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Stupid: Woman steals lobster tails by shoving them down her pants. Farking Stupid: ...to trade for painkillers. Florida Stupid: ....or Chinese food
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man with what police describe as a 'golf addiction' steals $9,200 worth of golf equipment, leaving Pro Shop owner teed off
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Thu May 29, 2014
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Thief steals man's classic 1979 Datsun. In other news, the word "classic" has now been watered down to the point that it is being used to describe a 1979 Datsun
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Thu May 22, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not News: Man steals an NYC bread delivery truck. News: Said thief then proceeds to make every single scheduled delivery. Fark: In his underpants
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama steals 500,000 acres in New Mexico and gives it to the American People
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Sun May 18, 2014
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Man steals 5 jackets from store, security chases him, he hops on bike, gets hit by car, car fails to stop, driver charged with hit and run, passenger charged with drug possession, and hit and run victim charged with theft. THE ARISTOCRATS
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida high school coach steals $950 from players' wallets, says he was just preparing his athletes for dealing with an agent
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Concept artist recreates Statue of Liberty in 250 pieces around NYC. Inspired thief steals a 40-pound piece, leaving behind an inscription reading "Gimme your scrap metal, your wallet, your phone, your shoes, your jewelry yearning to be pawned"
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Sat May 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
From the Snidely Whiplash level of evil department: Connecticut boy stuck in house after someone steals his wheelchair ramp
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
King's son steals surfboards. Acting like proper royalty does the king: a) pay off the victim to hide the crime, b) tell the police not to prosecute, c) publicly shame his son through the media
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