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32 headlines found matching 'steals'
Tue November 29, 2016
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I kind of want to date a girl that steals a Magic Mike DVD, batteries, and a hard salami from Walmart. I'm just saying
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German Daimler executive in China steals another driver's parking space and then goes on a racist tirade right out of the Hungarian phrasebook
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"James Harden went for 26/12/14 with 3 steals in 32 minutes. Ho hum. He's only the best player in the NBA right now"
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Son steals $8,000 coin collection from father, puts it through Coinstar to make $60 to buy crack
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Who steals computers from a soup kitchen?
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Wed November 09, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
And in yesterday's most shocking results, Brett Gardner wins a Gold Glove
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell for anyone who steals from a woman while she's in labor
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Sun November 06, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Couple in skeleton makeup steals cart full of groceries - although from the sound of it, they were just picking up bare bones necessities
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Schools locked down over active-mauler threat after bear steals a student's Hot Pocket. When will America end its deadly fascination with the right to arm bears?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Since you guys insisted on the "well regulated" part, this Georgia militia has been training even harder to make sure they are ready when Hillary steals the election
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man steals 39 accordions worth $160,000. An entire nation rejoices
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
WWJD? Stealing and destroying other people's Halloween decorations isn't out of the question
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man steals Torah scrolls valued at $200,000 from Brooklyn synagogue. Suspect described as a cleric with +85 spell power
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Car thief repeatedly steals couple's £120,000 Range Rover to pick up girls, returning it every morning clean and with a full tank of petrol
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Once again, Taco Bell will hand out free tacos if someone steals a base in the upcoming World Series
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Red Light Robin Hood steals from the... um... he gives to... er... Oh, just vote for the guy
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
As a the NBA season begins, here's your first basketball question of the year: Name the five greatest players in Boston Celtics history. The exact order counts
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Masked bandit steals Kentucky man's phone, drops it in the woods when he realizes he can't eat it
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Sat October 08, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Illinois steals woman's lottery winnings because her boyfriend used to deal drugs
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Wed October 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Foreign country steals 25 American jobs
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Man steals a dozen cars to impress meth addicted son. What a meth-take
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Being a guard who can't shoot from outside 3 feet is officially no longer a reason to withhold a 100 million dollar NBA contract
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Apparently Wiz Khalifa is not what they call public urination in Chicago but is, in fact, a rapper, and his new song steals--er, samples--the theme from Stranger Things, and you can hear it here
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Sat September 17, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Binary bandit" steals ____es and ___s from homeowners
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man in a wheelchair steals the tip jar at Florida's Beef Jerky Experience. In other news, Florida has a Beef Jerky Experience
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Like Biff stealing the DeLorean, Trump steals Obama's time machine and claims he warned in a 2004 Esquire interview against invading Iraq...in 2003
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Man from Belarus kills and dismembers man from USA who insulted Belarus President Lukashenko. He also steals expensive alcohol from the victim's apartment
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
World's Brightest Man steals cop car for four-block ride, lights blazing, and asks arresting officers "This a felony?" With screaming cop-cam goodness
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
New Orleans Pelicans point guard Jrue Holiday will miss part of the season after his wife is hospitalized. Oddly, he's not responsible for putting her there
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Mon August 29, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
You know the drill. Someone steals your dog. You post it on Facebook. It gets more than ten thousand shares. Your dog is recovered 962 miles from home and returned to you. That's how the internet works
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Tue August 09, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Squirrel steals GoPro, hilarity ensues
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Guy steals a bag from the government, government retrieves the bag, government sells the bag to a woman who then sends the bag to a government agency for authentication. Government left holding the bag...that Neil and Buzz used on the moon
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