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21 headlines found matching 'steals'
Wed August 09, 2017
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Listen, and understand. Florida Man is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until he steals a Chihuahua"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy described by police as "flashy" cuts off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and steals another one, making it his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks. I predict a bright future for this young man
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Wed July 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dumbass: Teenager steals items from Auschwitz for her art project. Fark: an Israeli teenager. WTF: Hoping to stop Holocaust deniers
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Sat July 15, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Following the fine standards set by the Republican party, Wisconsin Rep. Dale Kooyenga steals 80-year-old's sign from Capitol building because he didn't like it
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman's nasty obit was plagiarized. I'm mad at grandma but not so mad that I'm gonna come up with something original for her obituary
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Fri July 07, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA guard Russ Smith scores 81 points in a Chinese league game. Which is almost a penny a point from his 84 cent a day salary
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Who steals a helicopter at gunpoint?
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Woman, who lost her license due to a DUI, sinks her car in a pond, steals a hotel shuttle and wrecks that too, all while sober. How the hell did she drive when she was drunk?
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If your baseball team is looking for a catcher who allows 7 stolen bases in 1 game then blames the team's star pitcher, the Cubs would like to speak with you
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
While a television news crew was gathering footage for a story about crime, a thief steals the station's news truck. No film at 11
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
What kind of person steals 37 Braille signs from a hiking trail?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Double Plus Weak: TBS Decides the 'T' word has to go, now we're looking back and it's gone
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
What kind of dirty rotten scoundrel steals $160,000 worth of Canadian beer?
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Wed May 17, 2017
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Man steals security system to conceal masturbation
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Fri May 12, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Topless cleaner steals undergarments
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How does one go about procuring the services of a medical malpractice attorney? I'd love to provide details in the thread, but am unable to for reasons of discretion and modesty. Serious advice needed
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
A. They're cool. B. Cheaper in the long run than a disposable. C. If someone steals yours you can kill them. Zippos for the win
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Mon May 08, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man steals knife from store, threatens loss prevention staff by waving it at them and then dies after stabbing himself with it. Huh, yeah, seems legit to me
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man breaks into house, steals gun, electronics, jewelry, grandpa's ashes. With mugshot of grandpa ash thief
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Wed May 03, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Hamburglar steals iconic Ronald McDonald statue
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman steals watches, money from men after sleeping with them. Kidneys intact
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