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Headlines matching 'steals'
Tue May 22, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Betabeat) Sad This nerd could have used his skills to save the world. Instead, he stole some Legos  (betabeat.com) (36)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Click Orlando) Florida Man steals swan eggs and scrambles them, now finds goose cooked  (clickorlando.com) (66)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Deadspin) Spiffy A steal of home plate is great. It's even better when it gives you a walk-off win (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (57)


Wed May 16, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Interesting Four Alabama men fined for stealing cultural artifacts. In other news, proof now exists that at some time in the remote past, there was actually some culture in Alabama  (wrcbtv.com) (40)


Mon May 07, 2012
(AZCentral) Obvious Man breaks into house, steals homeowner's gun and wakes him up with it. Homeowner is an ex-MMA fighter. You already know the rest  (azcentral.com) (138)
(Deadspin) Cool Nationals' Bryce Harper demonstrates how to steal home ... during a pickoff  (deadspin.com) (82)


Wed May 02, 2012
(News.com.au) Florida Cop steals from car at Disney World, will be sentenced to five hours on "It's a Small World"  (news.com.au) (61)


Tue May 01, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Boston Celtics hope to level in Atlanta, a Rose-less Chicago Bulls will try to stay ahead of Philadelphia in the series, and Denver will try to steal a game from the Lakers. It's your occasional NBA playoffs thread. Games start at 7:30pm EST  (espn.go.com) (174)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious The real breakout star of the 2012 NFL draft? The blazing hot wife of Miami Dolphins' new quarterback Ryan Tannehill, of course  (dailymail.co.uk) (105)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Pleasantville Patch) Dumbass Another grueling night for police in the Westchester suburbs: "3:58 a.m. - A dispute between neighbors was reported on Schrade Road. Police reported one neighbor was complaining the other was snoring too loud"  (pleasantville.patch.com) (36)


Thu April 26, 2012
(MyrtleBeachOnline) Silly Someone breaks into woman's apartment, steals movie and eats her doughnut. Cop said the burglar did her a favor since it was a Tyler Perry movie that was stolen, but they will definitely be investigating the missing doughnut  (myrtlebeachonline.com) (28)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Man becomes irate after learning the officer coming to his aid was not the Son of God, steals his car  (jacksonsun.com) (11)


Tue April 17, 2012
(WISHTV) Dumbass Man steals woman's purse at funeral, puts items in his underwear (with 'he was obviously on drugs' mug)  (wishtv.com) (9)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Woman steals towel from hotel. And a bedspread. And picture frames, an iron, the ironing board, some rugs, a trash can and the curtains. Oh yeah, and a TV  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (64)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Fox News) Weird Real-life Hamburgler steals $20 worth of McDonald's food as it is handed to a customer. Cops unclear how anyone spends $20 at McDonald's but estimate the street value at $0.47  (foxnews.com) (95)
(Philly.com) Dumbass Brandon Lee steals Microsoft co-founder's identity. Then it gets weird  (philly.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Fail While the TSA feels up your grandmother at the checkpoint, it's okay for baggage handlers to steal stuff from your checked bag  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (82)


Fri March 23, 2012
(KWQC) Fail Two men accused of stealing $25,000 worth of gas over the course of nine months. No word on what they did with the 600 gallons  (kwqc.com) (24)


Fri March 16, 2012
(SeattlePI) Interesting Man steals a vibrating condom, lubrication, and mascara from a drug store. Obviously it was robbed for her pleasure  (blog.seattlepi.com) (39)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Man steals giant fiberglass chicken. "The drumsticks were left behind"  (citytv.com) (27)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Man steals cookie sale cash box from nine-year-old girl scout. Nine-year-old girl scout PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE  (kens5.com) (127)


Wed February 29, 2012
(KTLA) Sick Man steals items from grave sites, gives them out as gifts. Dude, that's cold  (ktla.com) (31)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Courier Mail) Ironic Woman steals more than $30,000 from Nigerian internet scammers  (couriermail.com.au) (67)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Hero Newspaper employee stakes out vending machine, saves newspaper at least $12  (cleveland.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man steals and crashes an ambulance because "the voices inside his head told him to"  (ledger-enquirer.com) (18)


Mon February 20, 2012
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo gives thanks to FARK for leaking the unusual story about the cause of an exploding power transformer  (gizmodo.com) (3)


Thu February 16, 2012
(WESH Orlando) Florida Teen steals tomato plant, thinking it was a pot plant. You say tomato I say retarded  (wesh.com) (100)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing The guy in the background of this Olympic swimmer's heartfelt proposal video just steals the show  (sports.yahoo.com) (51)


Sat February 11, 2012
(UPI) Strange Man breaks into woman's home, steals her panties and then sends her cellphone pictures of them  (upi.com) (42)


Tue February 07, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Serial tuba thieves strike again *sad trombone*  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (28)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Ohio.com) Dumbass A new frontrunner for Douche of the Year emerges as a 20-year-old steals a 6-year-old's lunchbox. At gunpoint  (ohio.com) (91)


Fri February 03, 2012
(LA Times) Amusing Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn't make us forget all the good that they've done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (95)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Guardian) Cool Turns out there's no Global Warming - it was some guy stealing all the ice  (guardian.co.uk) (101)


Mon January 30, 2012
(WPXI) Fail A thief breaks into a car and steals c) a woman's false teeth  (wpxi.com) (39)

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