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39 headlines found matching 'statements'
Mon May 22, 2017
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'll see your Nazi-Muslim convert and raise you an Arkansas caretaker who gnawed her elderly client to death in an alcohol-fueled frenzy of gore
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Black Hole Sun, as performed by Ann Wilson of Heart, on Jimmy Kimmel
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Tue May 16, 2017
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Jordan may have been the ally who shared the Intel with the US that Trump blurted out to the damn Russians last week
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Fri May 12, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Witnesses say black man did nothing to provoke police shooting. Except for violating the "watchu looking at" law passed back in the eighties
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
"Can we look at his college speeches? How about his speeches to businessmen 20 years ago?" Does he need to give a "Muslims are awesome" speech?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure, dating an 18-year-old half your age can be a hot thing, but you can't have deep, meaningful conversations about things like not setting your house on fire
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Wed May 03, 2017
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Cincinnati TV station calls for boycott of the Bengals after the team drafted Joe Mixon. Although it might be be redundant for a team that's already 29th in NFL attendance
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UFOs make surprise landing in rapeseed field to analyse why our earthling nutters drag wooden boards around in fields to make it look like they've landed there to study the genetic make-up of the rapeseed being grown
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
We're taking all bets on who is lying . . . the Chief of Police, or the District Attorney
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Thu April 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones appointed as Syria's Minister of Saying Things
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are now teaching students how to recognize fake news. Lesson 1 - Ignore any news channels that show statements being made by President Trump or Sean Spicer
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ten years after buying the company for $10 billion, Toshiba executives announce they are putting Westinghouse into bankruptcy and removing it from the company's financial statements. Seems nobody wants nuclear power plants anymore
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Here is Trump's TIME interview with all the unverified statements blocked out. Spoiler alert: ████████████
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Wed March 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rep. Nunes claims that Trump people were picked up on FBI wiretaps of Russians, which means, technically, Obama wiretapped the Trump campaign, which is the best kind of wiretapping
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House continues to defend wiretapping claim despite today's contrary statements from "so-called FBI Director" Comey
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Sen. Franken: Lies, and the perjured Jeff Sessions who tells them
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
FEC filings show Jason Chaffetz used over $700 of his campaign donors' money to shop at the Apple Store last year
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Another week, another installment of 'Go back to your effing country, BOOM' shooting
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff says that Session' explanations for his meetings with the Russian ambassador "make no sense"; tells Jack McCoy to have detectives Briscoe and Green bring him in and go over his statements again
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
VIDEO: Police called to break up brawl started by bagels on late night train from London
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit says that Jared jewelers was a "hotbed of sexual harassment for female employees." Sorta gives a creepy new meaning to their slogan, "He got it at Jared's"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why can't you just eat that? You look so healthy, way too thin really, but not like you have a disorder or anything. You know, this gets me thinking I really need to lose some weight
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
A doctor explains the basis of Trump's decision making
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger and you don't shoot a bb gun at a cop outside of a Florida Walmart
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Wed February 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway gets the white towel thrown into the ring from her boss, goes to her corner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 that a TX death row inmate gets a new hearing because an "expert" at his sentencing hearing testified that he was more likely to commit future crimes because he was black. Justices Alito, and, of course, Thomas dissented
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Playing with a loaded gun after having a couple shots of Jack Daniels and smoking 3 or 4 bowls of marijuana. What could go wrong
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson thinks those who oppose Trump are revolting against God, people like the Pope? Oh wait
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Joe says it can no longer handle the sudden 30 degree drop in temperature, distant howling of tormented souls, and the overwhelming feeling that life itself is a hopeless pit of despair from which there is no escape. Conway permabanned
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Congratulations: We have a new claimant to the "oldest person ever shot with stun gun by cops" title
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Mr. Speaker, this is your whole job now: "Speaker Paul Ryan found himself in a familiar spot Tuesday: responding to controversial statements from President Trump"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump:"Obama likes me"
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Sat February 04, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican offers solution of "Another Kent State" to resolve all those pesky students expressing their opinions
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"When you hear about the tough phone calls I'm having, don't worry about it," Trump said. "Just don't worry about it." Checkmate, libs
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus says Jews were not specifically mentioned in White House Holocaust statement because it was actually about "everyone's suffering". Because all lives matter, am I right?
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Thu January 26, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas radio station bans Madonna songs after Women's March speech
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Wed January 25, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Woman discovers how to create the drug "Fukitall". Turns out you're just microdosing LSD daily
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Mon January 23, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Steelers hotel alarm puller is from Eastie, pleads not guilty, has attorney who alleges police induced his client to make incriminating statements while drunk. Here we go again, anyone got some popcorn and deflated balls?
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Just months after getting in trouble for using state computers for an adult dalliance with a woman that wasn't his wife, Nebraska senator re-tweets that women at DC march are too ugly to rape
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