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Headlines matching 'state troopers'
Tue March 09, 2010
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(The Newspaper) Asinine Virginia's $tate police help with $2.2 Billion budget deficit by issuing $even tho$and traffic ticket$ in a $ingle weekend  (thenewspaper.com) (75)

Mon March 08, 2010
(Denver Channel) Dumbass In an attempt to outdo Blockbuster, library has teen arrested for forgetting to return DVD  (thedenverchannel.com) (82)

Tue February 16, 2010
(KYW 1060) Dumbass Your mama's so dumb, she got caught shoplifting from QVC  (kyw1060.com) (82)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Some Guy) Amusing Woman charged with impersonation. Of Jabba The Hutt, apparently  (myabc50.com) (79)

Fri February 05, 2010
(IndyStar) PSA The Indianapolis Police would like to remind you that they 'd like to keep the lines open for actual emergencies when a suspicious white substance is falling from the sky  (indystar.com) (60)

Sat January 30, 2010
(AL.com) Asinine Unsuccessful raid on bingo hall by state troopers who lack a search warrant costs taxpayers $130,000. That's a Bingo  (al.com) (64)

Wed January 27, 2010
(Charleston Gazette) Dumbass Apparently, the duties of the Director of the State Historic Preservation Office don't include masturbating in a state vehicle in public  (wvgazette.com) (61)

Mon January 25, 2010
(Buffalo News) Asinine Breaking in and attempting to rob a place = 1 felony. Defending your home and trying to stop a robber from fleeing = 2 felonies and a misdemeanor  (buffalonews.com) (287)

Sat January 23, 2010
(Some Guy) Obvious 28-year-old woman arrested for doing her job as a youth the rapist  T-Shirt  (democratandchronicle.com) (91)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Some Guy) Fail 47-year-old man pretends to be his 21-year-old daughter. Kinky  (gettysburgtimes.com) (61)

Thu January 21, 2010
(Statesman) NewsFlash Shots fired at the Texas Capitol building, which would have been okay had the shooter applied for the correct permit  (statesman.com) (308)

Wed January 20, 2010
(WGAL 8) Spiffy Thieves sought in massive hay theft. Bale expected to be very high  (wgal.com) (32)

Tue January 19, 2010
(Some Guy) News Man recreates Grand Theft Auto in Virginia. And yes, shooting down police helicopters is involved  (wset.com) (255)

Fri January 08, 2010
(Some Guy) Fail Activists Missing After Declaring "War on Leather" at Motorcycle Rally  (glossynews.com) (141)

Wed December 30, 2009
(Hartford Courant) Fail Funeral home cremates the wrong body. Family fuming over mistake  (courant.com) (47)
(Hartford Courant) Dumbass Just so you know, when you crash your car, the towtruck guy is there to help. He will probably even give you a ride. You don't need to carjack him  (courant.com) (23)

Wed December 23, 2009
(My Fox DC) Asinine On the ninth day of Christmas, a stranger gave to me, a hatchet through the window of my car  (myfoxdc.com) (33)

Sun December 20, 2009
(BBC) Sad 55 dead, 38 injured in Nigerian truck crash. Hold on Tom ... we're getting word of a dead white actress  (news.bbc.co.uk) (134)

Thu December 17, 2009
(Petoskey News-Review) Sad Woman, 24, commits suicide by jumping off Mackinac Bridge in Michigan. "Apparently, she was depressed. That's the number one reason for suicide," says top-notch detective  (petoskeynews.com) (155)

Tue December 15, 2009
(AnnArbor.com) Stupid Guy who landed on sex offender registry for having sex with his 15 year-old girlfriend when he was 17 now faces a year in jail for playing basketball in his own driveway  (annarbor.com) (348)

Sat December 12, 2009
(turnto10.com) Amusing Man who plays Patriots mascot arrested in prostitution sting. He'll never be able to show his face again  (www2.turnto10.com) (58)
(Salon) Weird What is best in life? To break into Dad's museum and steal $20M worth of paintings. Fark: with a backhoe  (salon.com) (82)

Wed December 02, 2009
(The Day) Fail Father issues bad check, gets arrested. Son goes to pick him up, is arrested for driving with a suspended license. Fark: Bad check was for son's court fines and fees from prior arrest  (theday.com) (72)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting New Jersey likely to legalize medical marijuana, which can help to alleviate the pain of having to live in New Jersey  T-Shirt  (online.wsj.com) (74)

Tue December 01, 2009
(My Fox Maine) Obvious Some people listed in Maine's sex-offender registry may be about to get off  (myfoxmaine.com) (63)

Mon November 30, 2009
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your mother is in a car accident, so you pull over and C) Kick the reponding State Trooper in the groin  (wptz.com) (130)

Fri November 27, 2009
(Huffington Post) Amusing Sarah Palin lies about Troopergate in her book. The trooper involved, oddly enough, has a problem with that  (huffingtonpost.com) (266)

Wed November 25, 2009
(UPI) Dumbass Two arrested for threatening YouTube rap, are sentenced to read 80,000 barely literate YouTube comments  (upi.com) (87)

Mon November 23, 2009
(TheSunNews.com) Fail Today's most incoherent actual headline: "Trooper fired after hat fib wants back in"  (thesunnews.com) (118)

Fri November 20, 2009
(WTVR) News Miley Cyrus' tour bus crashes in Virginia. Driver dead, no word on the condition of either Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana  (myfox8.com) (348)

Thu November 19, 2009
(Some Guy) Sad Charter bus returning from casino rolls over, kills two. What are the odds?  (albertleatribune.com) (25)

Mon November 16, 2009
(Rutland Herald) Dumbass Salmon apologizes for driving drunk, admits it was a crappie thing to do  (rutlandherald.com) (76)

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