Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'stage'

Headlines matching 'stage'

Thu May 24, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Not sure what is more Farking awesome: (1) High school student Tebowing on stage during his graduation (2) School withholds his diploma, orders him to clean school gym (3) Cleaning the gym was his mom's idea (myfoxdc.com)	(162)

Mon May 21, 2012

(Some Guy)		15 year old wins prize for inventing cheap urine test that identifies early stage pancreatic cancer with 90% accuracy (societyforscience.org)	(127)
		This week The Economist writes about hostage-taking by billionaires, or, as it's more commonly known, American football (economist.com)	(16)

Wed May 16, 2012

Wal*Mart set to build Alabama location over burial plots of 80 slaves, stage most appropriate haunting in the South (nytimes.com)

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Mon May 14, 2012

Young boy stages simple but effective counter-protest against Westboro Baptist Church (cjonline.com)

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Sun May 13, 2012

Now it's getting interesting: Ron Paul supporters boo Mitt Romney's son off the stage at the Arizona Republican Party convention. "The white Obama" (azcentral.com)

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Fri May 11, 2012

(Some Guy)

Electronics store holds woman's computer hostage until she removes the complaint she filed with the attorney general about their wonderful customer service (sacramento.cbslocal.com)

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Wed May 02, 2012

		Rap concert raises the roof, collapses the stage (starpulse.com)	(24)
(Some Guy)		News: Group held hostage in restaurant. Fark: for refusing to pay gratuity (click2houston.com)	(380)

Mon April 30, 2012

Actual quote from man held hostage by German Nymphomaniac. He fought back tears to tell them: "I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can't walk. Please help me" (thesun.co.uk)

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Sun April 29, 2012

(Cap Times)

A new challenger has risen in the Wisconsin recall. He's a winner who's performed on the national stage and is probably more popular than anyone else in the field...Charles Woodson (host.madison.com)

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Sat April 28, 2012

Photoshop this stage setup (latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com)

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Thu April 26, 2012

How much of the sound stage at Area 51 did the Apollo 11 astronauts actually explore? (io9.com)

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Wed April 25, 2012

(Some Guy)

Rep. Todd Akin (R-eally dumb): "Federal student loans are the stage three cancer of socialism" (columbiatribune.com)

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Mon April 23, 2012

17 elaborately staged theme park ride photos (mentalfloss.com)

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Thu April 19, 2012

Levon Helm, drummer for The Band, is in the end stage of terminal cancer. Subby wonders if Robbie Robertson will take all the credit for this, too (cnn.com)

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Fri April 13, 2012

When you're a CVS manager using your girlfriend's father to stage a robbery, don't run outside to bring him the bag of loot if he forgets it. That tends to raise suspicion (washingtonpost.com)

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Tue April 03, 2012

Kentucky win inspires Drew to release FARK hostages (bbc.co.uk)

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Mon April 02, 2012

During his suspension, Saints coach Sean Payton has found work with A) ESPN, B) Fox, C) playing on-stage with Jimmy Buffett (wwl.com)

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Thu March 29, 2012

		Amazon CEO wants to raise sunken Apollo 11 engines from Atlantic Ocean sound stage (sfgate.com)	(30)
		In the Spirit of Radio, Rush's 2112 advertisers flock back after the failed boycotts, proving Rush is not a Fly By Night broadcaster and won't Exit... Stage Left. Suck it, libs (washingtonpost.com)	(310)

Tue March 27, 2012

Those mock drunk driving accidents staged at high schools during prom season are powerful in their own right. Adding real human blood isn't necessary (statesman.com)

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Mon March 26, 2012

"I'll stage a shooting where I gun down someone in the street, go on trial and be hanged, all within 20 or so minutes" - US mayor reveals plan to bring in the tourists (shortlist.com)

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Thu March 22, 2012

*Jumps up and down* BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH BRAIN RESEARCH *runs around the stage* (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

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Wed March 21, 2012

(Some NCSE)		Tennessee passes bill to set the stage for "Scopes Trial II: Controversy Boogaloo" (ncse.com)	(252)
		Breitbart demands Barack Obama apologize for the fact that Tom Hanks and Glenn Frey appeared on stage with a man in an Afro wig at a 2004 fundraiser for St. Matthew's Parish School in Pacific Palisades, California (breitbart.com)	(117)

Tue March 20, 2012

Stage one of our plan to launch Ashton Kutcher into the sun is officially a go, thanks to Virgin Galactic (uproxx.com)

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Sat March 17, 2012

Psychedelic "Batman Live" stage show finally coming to America. Get your glowsticks, there's gonna be a Bat-Rave (comicsalliance.com)

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Wed March 14, 2012

		Hollywood scrapes through bottom of the barrel as Garbage Pail Kids II enters planning stage (laughingsquid.com)	(41)
(Some Guy)		Russia to send cosmonauts to sound stage in Arizona desert (digitaljournal.com)	(30)

Tue March 13, 2012

Scientists finally found that sound stage where the supposed "moon landing" took place (space.com)

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Mon March 12, 2012

		Dumb: Stagediving into the crowd. Fail: NOT stagediving into the crowd (blog.trutv.com)	(49)
		Problem: Stage is too hot and too small in tiny nightclub. Solution: Continue playing out the door and finish the song in the street (youtube.com)	(15)

Fri March 09, 2012

Critic says Eddie Murphy's latest movie is a "career killer," setting the stage for Beverly Hills Cop 4 and Trading Places 2: Electric Boogaloo (thedailybeast.com)

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Wed March 07, 2012

When you hear "unscheduled performance" you usually think of a guest musician coming on stage to jam with the band. But in Danbury, CT it means two homeless people coming on stage to jam with each other (ctpost.com)

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Wed February 29, 2012

A pound of kush, a car with a PS3 installed, and an escort from California to the border by the Mexican army...even if you have a hostage, these demands might just be a tad bit unreasonable (ramblingbeachcat.com)

(17)

Sat February 25, 2012

Bad: Drunk jerk at Mardi Gras parade harasses autistic girl, sends her home in tears. Good: Girl's story goes viral, leading to massive outpouring of support. Fark: New Orleans restages Mardi Gras just for her (nola.com)

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Fri February 24, 2012

Forget throwing panties on stage, GOP women are throwing Rick Santorum sovereignty over their uterus. He's just so dreamy (washingtonpost.com)

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Wed February 22, 2012

		Photoshop this solo singer on a small stage (cdn.theatlantic.com)	(31)
		Sugarland blame God and their fans for last year's deadly stage collapse (music-mix.ew.com)	(52)