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Fri December 15, 2017
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Attention black women. Omarosa has hereby called you to service to support her in the coming Black Woman Civil War. Please report as soon as you are able to...wherever it is you all report to
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Thu December 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Omarosa was "profoundly disturbed" by what she saw inside White house and will tell all about it once her deadline at the white house ends because she's afraid of repercussions if she talks while still legally working there
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Omarosa: I'll be resigning on January 20th, and demand to speak to Trump right now. Secret Service and Kelly respond by firing her and tossing her out Roadhouse style
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Tue December 05, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Special Russian agent, code-named "Mental Gymnastics", to testify before the House Intel Committee and explain his connections to WikiLeaks, noted GRU intelligence distributer
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Mon December 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Kelly is too much of a general, and Trump is too much Trump"
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Fri December 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
So apparently Tillerson pointing out that Trump is, in fact, a moron did not go over well with Kelly
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Attention: Rex Tillerson is retroactively not "only the best people", but a deep state RINO who Our glorious leader will purge in his effort to Make America Great Again. Please update all arguments and talking points accordingly
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Tue November 28, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sen. Corker is on the fence about the GOP tax bill because he says that as a deficit hawk for 11 yrs, it's hard to leave your principles behind for political expediency
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Alex Jones boasts that Donald Trump repeats things the host tells him... "word-for-word"
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump doesn't know what's next after taxes". Or breakfast, for that matter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What is Navajo for "What an asshole"?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In exactly the kind of move you'd expect, the Mooch sues a school newspaper for insulting him by describing him accurately
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. The President is on Twitter. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After their meeting, Chinese President Xi Jinping asked Trump "Who is Roy Moore?" Trump told him they're an American restaurant that has the second greatest fried chicken
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's been more than a month since the White House celebrated "Firing Fridays". Could we be getting a new tradition of "Moving Out Mondays" and should Deputy chief of staff Rick Dearborn by packing up his office?
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mueller's investigation has the House Freedom Caucus scared shiatless
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Sun November 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ I think Trump's alone now, the beating of his heart is the only sound ♬ ♬
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down, and short is long." -- "Weird" Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Actually General Kelly, most southerners in the 1800s were ardent nationalists who were big fans of federal supremacy...until they lost control to the Federal government. THEN they started yammering about "state's rights"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If being heir to a fortune in New York City, attending an Ivy League university, marrying a series of models, getting paid millions of dollars to host a reality-TV show and getting elected president makes you a victim then sign me up
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists study travelers' sudden urge to poop upon coming home. "I'm pretty sure I can train you as a human being to pee when you smell peppermint. That's an example of how much of an automaton you are"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is there anything more troubling than a father-son discussion?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In response to the NYC terror attack, Trump calls for Double Secret Extreme Vetting
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It seems the Trump state dept is instructing all foreign dignitaries to stay at the Trump Hotel when coming to do business in DC
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Do full-size candy bars have a place on Halloween? This cheap-ass columnist doesn't think so
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Our system of checks and balances is broken
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Would you kindly join us as we endeavor to understand the mysteries of the condescending Huckabee. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day when we all believed Trump's Chief of Staff John Kelly would be an example of moral fortitude for the White House? He just praised Confederate General Robert E. Lee and said both sides were good in the Civil War
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Kelly: Set Deflector Shields To Full Derp
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John Kelly vows to "never apologize" for smearing Congresswoman Frederica Wilson, much to Laura Ingraham's delight. What an asshole
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Mon October 30, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The rare parrot-teacher Huckabooboo takes the podium and charges up the deflector shields. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @1300, or whenever)
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Fri October 27, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Tune in to hear Our Dear Sarah explain how the REAL Russian scandal is all about Hillary Clinton. Stay to hear her other lies and nonanswers. White House Press Briefing thread. (Scheduled for 2:30 PM EDT for now)
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Retired four-star general and Trump administration's Chief of Staff John Kelly is not a good person
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
D2S has lost the support of officers in the military, as well as most of the Air Force
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Tue October 24, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We have a Senator who Flaked out, Kid Rock decided to give up his ambitions of being a terrible politician, and the WH presser today was especially contemptible. It's your Tuesday MSNBC discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Trump followed through with the Russian sanctions? Why is General Kelly a spineless enabler? Do you get to the Cloud District often? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 2:30'ish)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Corker on Trump: Christ, what an asshole
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump gets tough on the Chinese. Starting with a wealthy, Chinese Mar-a-Lago member. Bad: A dissident seeking asylum from China. Fark: Based on a letter Steve Wynn delivered from China
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Not only does D2S have trouble reading, he can't even hit the biggest of softballs
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What did W say to crack up Obama? Subby is betting it was "Donald Trump," but we may never know
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Lara Trump goes on Fox News to defend Trump, accidentally reveals that there is a transcript of the call, something the White House has denied, and that it tracks pretty closely with what Rep. Wilson said
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If Trump can't handle 4 dead soldiers, how is he going to handle 4,000?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says reporters shouldn't question four star generals. Of course, old Trump would disagree, mostly because old and new Trump's a mental case who takes every side whenever it seems like the right lie at the time. Yay America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly called out for going after congresswoman and making soldier's deaths political by candy-assed commie libs, 4 Star General Barry McCaffrey (Ret.) and Medal of Honor Recipient Col Jack Jacobs (Ret.)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Happy fresh hell Friday, everyone. THIS is your MSNBC evening livethread, with festivities starting at 8pm ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Forget the low road; Trump is digging a new presidential subway line at this point
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
General Kelly is about as honest as his boss
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's the pre-Friday news dump version of the White House Press Briefing. Last chance for condescension and deflection until next week for our dear Sarah. (2:00 PM EDT give or take a half hour)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
About John Kelly's "moral authority"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Bill that would have codified into law the controversial college sexual misconduct rules issued by the Obama Administration is vetoed by the misogynist good ol' boy Governor of the hillbilly state of California
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Thu October 19, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is still trying to justify being an ass to Gold Star families, another "Pickle"-style letter was read that fawned over Dear Leader, and it seems to be the calm before the storm. It's your MSNBC discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So you know when Trump said he "heard" that Obama didn't call Kelly after his son died? You'll never guess who he heard it from. You'd think he'd have learned by now: Don't tell Trump anything he doesn't have a need to know
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee Sanders says John Kelly "is disgusted by the way this has been politicized," when it was pointed out that Trump was the one who politicized it, she responded, well, he was answering a question and stating a fact
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Woman states that she got no phone call from Trump when her Army son was killed in May.... even after she wrote a letter to Trump. She obviously doesn't realize how great the weather was for golfing in May
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(The Week)
 
 
 
No you're not witnessing unicorns flying out of butts, it's just the Trump era's illusion of stability
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rather than admit he's wrong about his claim that other presidents didn't call Gold Star families, Trump forces Kelly to either call his boss a liar or lie about the most painful day of his life. UPDATE: WH confirms Obama didn't call Kelly
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Apparently top Trump bootlicker John Kelly instructed ICE agents and officials across the country to portray immigrants as criminals to justify raids
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump isn't just a moron, he's the GOP's moron
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Corker still swinging his meat, unloads on Trump for trying to "castrate" Tillerson over tense situation that is threatening to blow up in all our faces
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU: "We also have to tell the Americans that their behavior on the Iran issue will drive us Europeans into a common position with Russia and China against the USA"
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
As White House advisers struggle to contain a president that seems to be increasingly unfocused and consumed by dark moods, even Steve Bannon thinks that Trump only has a 30% chance of making it to a full term
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's entirely possible Trump's public arguments with Tillerson and Corker could be a prelude to war. It's like Dr. Strangelove but if Major Kong were president
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: I am not being handled like a whiny toddler. I alone am best president. GOP staffers: "Oh, we're totally handling this moron like a whiny toddler"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Obvious: 92% of Democrats believe in global warming. Fark: A majority of Republicans now agree with them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kelly finds out why his phone is acting weird
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Wed October 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
US forces are under attack
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the surprise of everyone not named Pelosi or Schumer, the greatest dealmaker is weaseling out of his DACA deal with the Democrats
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Tue October 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Then the Trump thought of something he hadn't before / "Maybe assistance," he thought, "doesn't come from a store / Maybe assistance, perhaps, means a little bit more" / But then he thought, "Naaah, talk about me a bit more"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump claims ignorance, making this one of the few times he may be telling the truth
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"There is no joy in Trumpworld right now," says one advisor, as the rats abandon ship
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Think John Kelly's facepalm was hilarious, check out Zimbabwe's reaction to Trump's speech
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well, looks like John Kelly is going to get fired
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
If Luther Strange loses the special election in Alabama, many Republicans fear it would trigger a wave of primary challenges against GOP incumbents next year
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Wed September 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump says wealthy may have to pay more in taxes. *blink* *blink*
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
NATO Chief: "North Korea requires a global response." Putin: "Good. Good. Just send all of NATO to deal with that little twerp. I'll just be over here...in Ukrainian wheat fields. Don't mind me"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The woman America loved to hate has met her match
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No one knows what the fark Trump is up to. Ever. Not even Trump himself
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Allowing people to die in your jail and comparing BLM to ISIS is a bridge too far for some, apparently
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puzzled man has no clue, seeks help
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
And to no one's surprise, he decides to end DACA. Kicking out people who know no other country and who demonstrably contribute to the economy
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kelly attempting to corral Trigger
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In fairness to Trump, his picks for posts like the Secretary of State, the Secretary of Defense, have proven to be intelligent and capable. Unfortunately for him, that means they are unwilling to pretend Trump has ANY idea what he is doing
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon realizes that you can't win over Trump's affections without a rocking body, so he hired a trainer and has gone on a juice regimen to work on it
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(Axios)
 
 
 
It's a trap
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
That epic Friday news dump has slathered shiat all over the Trump White House
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one (yes, even that guy on the corner that is shocked the sun comes up every morning), Sebastian Gorka has slithered back under the rock from whence he came
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he is "very closely monitoring" Hurricane Harvey and he has FEMA and the rest of DHS fully mobilized and on high alert, ready to provide immediate assistance to any Trump properties that may be affected by the storm
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
White House realizes they can't get the stench of Bannon out of the cushions or the racism of Bannon out of the administration
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