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Headlines matching 'staff'
Sat February 04, 2012
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(Reuters) Unlikely Imagine the airport of the future: There are self-service bag drops, but no check-in desks. Your passage is seamless, punctuated only by periodic fondling of your junk by eager TSA staffers  (reuters.com) (42)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Raw Story) Hero Aussie boss sells business and gives $15 million bonus to staff  (rawstory.com) (50)


Fri January 13, 2012
(News4Jax) Florida There's one state where even Ron Paul won't campaign for Ron Paul, and his grassroots staff aren't even sure Ron Paul will show up for the CNN debate  (news4jax.com) (88)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Grist) Sick Good idea: Congressional staffers putting together an office pool for donations to the Red Cross and emergency services during a wildfire. Bad idea: Congressional staffers putting together an office pool betting on how much land will burn  (grist.org) (50)


Mon January 09, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting William Daley out as Obama's Chief of Staff - plans on moving back to Chicago to help dig up votes for November  (latimes.com) (24)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Florida Not to be outFAILED by the Rams, Tampa Bay fires entire coaching staff  (sports.yahoo.com) (19)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine That spinning sound you heard was John Birch's body spinning in his grave as the UN lowered its flags to half-staff to observe Kim Jong-Il's funeral service  (asiaone.com) (106)
(Reuters) Amusing Newt Gingrich blames his failure to get on the ballot in VA on an under-zealous staffer  (reuters.com) (33)


Wed December 21, 2011
(ESPN) Hero Another college football coach shamed in an NCAA scandal...for paying his staff out of his own pocket. Go dawgs  (espn.go.com) (57)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Poughkeepsie Journal) Asinine Teacher A misses a staff meeting and is questioned on her absence by Teacher B, whereupon Teacher A pulls out a screwdriver and gets all stabby. If the screwdriver is 16cm long, what is the probability of the stabbing happening in Poughkeepsie?   (poughkeepsiejournal.com) (52)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Salon) Fail Best Buy blames its troubles on smartphones instead of its overpriced, shoddily crafted electronics, ridiculously unhelpful staff, and the nonsensical notion of the Geek Squad  (salon.com) (218)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Daily Mail) Stupid Lloyds Bank staff being sent to comedy school at company expense, presumably so they can point and laugh at you even more convincingly the next time you apply for a loan  (dailymail.co.uk) (5)
(Kiro) Amusing Rep. Rick Larsen fires three staffers who were too Tweet to drunk  (kirotv.com) (44)


Thu December 08, 2011
(The New York Times) Scary Alert mailroom staff intercepts letter bomb intended for Deutsche Bank CEO Josef Ackermann, prevent him from becoming Ack-Ackermann  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (35)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting 10 things you might not know about tipping. "It's never enough to keep wait staff from making fun of you behind your back" gratuitously absent  (articles.chicagotribune.com) (250)


Sun December 04, 2011
(NYPost) Interesting In case you ever wondered how do the top restaurants train their staff, you know, the ones where you actually have to leave a tip  (nypost.com) (32)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Brownback uses the over-zealous staffer defense  (news.yahoo.com) (205)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Mediabistro) Amusing MSNBC's Ed Shultz named #3 least influential person alive. "The only reason people watch "The Ed Show" is they're working out in a hotel gym and they can't find a staff member to change the channel to ESPN"  (mediabistro.com) (88)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Well, let's just scroll down and meet the staff of Aquinas High School...GAH  (aquinashigh.org) (291)
(ESPN) Silly "Stafford was fined $7,500 for 'grabbing an opponent by the helmet opening.' Also, Bears receiver Earl Bennett was fined $10,000 for a uniform violation; he wore dominantly orange shoes"  (espn.go.com) (80)


Fri November 18, 2011
(CBS News) Followup Newt Gingrich's campaign staff flip flops  (cbsnews.com) (23)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Boston.com) Asinine Mitt Romney's staff erased state issued hard drives when he left Massachusetts. Somehow, this is Obama's fault  (boston.com) (36)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail CBS sends out email warning people that Michele Bachmann won't get any questions because she no longer stands a chance at securing the GOP nomination. Unfortunately, they sent the email to her staff as well  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (91)


Thu November 03, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Scary 11/11/11 protesters call for resignation of Obama, VP Joe Biden, the Fartbama cabinet, staff and the unelected czars, as well Supreme Court justices chosen by Taxbama  (wnd.com) (223)


Wed November 02, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine Correction: Yesterday's edition of the New York Post reported that Gov. Cuomo gave raises to his staff after he came into office, when, in fact, he reduced his salary and the pay of his top aides by five percent. Sorry we got caught lying  (nypost.com) (41)


Sat October 29, 2011
(some lucky cat) Caturday Spooky, a black cat named by the vet staff caring for her after she was hit by a car, has been reunited with her family just in time for the Halloween edition of Caturday   (westminster.londoninformer.co.uk) (926)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Groupon offers 10% of its sales staff a free trip to the unemployment line  (chicagotribune.com) (37)


Wed October 26, 2011
(IndyStar) Followup Indianapolis Colts place Kerry Collins, entire coaching staff on injured reserve  (indystar.com) (52)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Former Michele Bachmann staffers shocked to discover they were working for Michele Bachmann  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Staffordshire Bull terrier which mauled boy escapes being put down... because it was 'drunk on Stella Artois'  (dailymail.co.uk) (128)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Michelle Bachmann's entire New Hampshire staff jumps ship  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (65)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Toronto Star) Fail You're doing it wrong: Elderly woman breaks leg in hospital ER, staff tells her to call ambulance  (thestar.com) (159)

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