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Fri February 03, 2012
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(Ocala Star Banner)
Deputy's attempt to apprehend suspect results in foot chase, pitbull attack, Tasering, and a bystander stabbing himself twice
(
ocala.com
)
(24)
Thu January 05, 2012
Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time
(
blogs.tcpalm.com
)
(10)
Sun November 27, 2011
(Some Leftover Eater)
Man stabs self with turkey thermometer instead of waiting for belly button to pop out
(
newportplaintalk.com
)
(17)
Mon November 21, 2011
You ask your neighbor for $2. They decline. Do you A) Say thanks anyway and leave, B) Ask for $5, C) Stab them in the back and leave them for dead. Difficulty: 2 out of 3
(
orlandosentinel.com
)
(62)
Sun November 13, 2011
Father stabs son during argument. It's a sworded story
(
news.com.au
)
(24)
Thu November 10, 2011
Smoke alarm starts fire. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
(
thesun.co.uk
)
(36)
Sun November 06, 2011
Man stabs woman multiple times over Halloween candy. He was *not* a jolly rancher
(
suntimes.com
)
(40)
Fri October 21, 2011
Don't like your change in coins? How about this karate knife?
(
nj.com
)
(45)
Sat October 15, 2011
(Some Guy)
Father stabs son over lima beans. Okay, maybe he had a point
(
baynews9.com
)
(26)
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