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36 headlines found matching 'stable condition'
Thu July 21, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Car thief evades police but catches a train
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Without access to a river of cheap and available handguns, British residents forced to settle personal disagreements with chainsaws
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Wed July 20, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Duct tape ...also good for patching up shark wounds
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Mon July 18, 2016
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Burglar shot in Great Bend... oh, that's the town's name
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The people of Wal-Mart were not in a good mood today
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Tue July 12, 2016
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
A Chihuahua is crazy enough without meth
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Tue July 05, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Spice before crack, random hotel attack. Crack before spice, random chokehold and tasering
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona man exercises his 2nd Amendment rights at a Fourth of July party at a mobile home park
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man poops himself, kicks down the door of his former home, takes off his shorts and is promptly shot in the stomach. Alcohol may have been a factor
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Wed June 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another mass shooting in America? Must be a day ending in -y
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Mon June 06, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
An eye-popping story
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
13-year-old boy suffers from Michelle Duggar Syndrome after shark attack
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Tue May 31, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, 2016 could set new records for shark attacks on people
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man shoots doctor who helped deliver his baby 'because he was a man'
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Many a man would brag about having a python between his legs. Not this guy
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"You might say..." (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) "...they got tired. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Let this be a lesson that handling a flare gun after a night of drinking is not the best idea
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Add "election campaigns" to list of things in Australia that will try to kill you
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mighty Thor arrested for shooting two New Hampshire police officers (with "I am unworthy" pic)
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you don't call in 10 days or more, the life saving is on us
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The injured 19-year-old man was reported to be conscious and breathing when the ambulance arrived" I guess screaming is a type of breathing, right?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man in Panda or hedgehog suit with chocolate bomb, arrives at TV station. Cops eat donuts, shoot, leave
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Wed April 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And the 2016 award for nightmare fodder headline goes to
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor: Welcome class to Mountaineering 101, Mountaineering here in Alaska is a very dangerous pursuit where we face dangers like rock-slides, avalanches, and of course ..Bear: OM NOM NOM NOM... Professor: well, that obviously
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Protip: if your foul ball netting comes in more than one piece, be sure to properly secure the seams
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
They bring a water gun, you bring a revolver. It's the Texas way
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Wed April 13, 2016
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
One dead, two hurt after lawn mower towing wheelchair with another passenger on the hood is hit by truck. No word on who held the beer for them
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Sun April 10, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman run over while sunbathing. That is what you get for sunbathing in a parking lot ... [reads article] ...oh Fark
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
VP of Jet Pack International critically injured after falling 10 feet during demo at Go Fast energy drink company
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Thu April 07, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Teen killed by malfunctioning rocket-powered skateboard. Acme Corporation unavailable for comment
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
How do you shoot yourself in the ass with a rifle?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Performance of Sweeney Todd is a little too realistic
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Costa Rica Star)
 
 
 
Let's just say that if doctors need to surgically remove an 18-inch vegetable from your rectum, perhaps farming isn't for you
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Sun April 03, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man plows into skateboarder with car, then stops to help the person he injured--only to get hit by another driver himself and the skateboarder trapped underneath a car
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Sat April 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American mosque attacked, dozens reported injured
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Seriously, how can somebody not realize they have been stabbed?
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