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Headlines matching 'stabbing'
Sun February 12, 2012
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(SB Sun) Dumbass You gonna disrespect me by declining my credit card, that's a stabbing  (sbsun.com) (5)


Thu February 09, 2012
(The Sun) Sad Drilled through the heart, and you're to blame. You give mayonnaise tubs a bad name  (thesun.co.uk) (37)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Scary When asked why he was drinking beer from a wine glass, this guy didn't know, but he took a stab at it  (chicagotribune.com) (48)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Ocala Star Banner) Florida Deputy's attempt to apprehend suspect results in foot chase, pitbull attack, Tasering, and a bystander stabbing himself twice  (ocala.com) (24)


Thu February 02, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Bike riding in Tampa Bay just got a little more Mad Max-y  (tampabay.com) (31)


Wed January 18, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass Tebow sacrificed his body against the Pats by playing through severe injuries to palms of hands, ankles, and a stabbing side wound  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (62)


Thu January 12, 2012
(NJ.com) Scary My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows the kids who were stabbed during lunch break at Ferris High School  (nj.com) (49)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida There's no use crying over spilled milk, but spilled rum may invoke stabbing and shooting  (sun-sentinel.com) (30)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Stabbing death over loud music leaves many questions. How loud was the music? Was it really worth killing over? Why is the housing project called the "Pork 'n Beans"?  (sun-sentinel.com) (41)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Poughkeepsie Journal) Asinine Teacher A misses a staff meeting and is questioned on her absence by Teacher B, whereupon Teacher A pulls out a screwdriver and gets all stabby. If the screwdriver is 16cm long, what is the probability of the stabbing happening in Poughkeepsie?   (poughkeepsiejournal.com) (52)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Stabbing your way out of Court-ordered Anger Management classes: You're doing it wrong  (king5.com) (37)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad World's slowest bullet finally claims its victim  (wbaltv.com) (59)


Sun November 27, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious Man stabbed at World Deaf Futsal Championship. I SAID, MAN STA.....wait. What the hell is "futsal"?  (thelocal.se) (35)
(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious Countdown begins for the annual burning of the Swedish Christmas Goat  (thelocal.se) (34)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida I'm not sure which is more baffling, stabbing a man with an ice pick in a road rage incident, or owning an ice pick in Florida  (baynews9.com) (44)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Scary LaGrange man accused of stabbing and killing his pregnant girlfriend in 1981. "She was stabbed 34 times in the chest and back." A how how how how how how how how sick can you get?  (suntimes.com) (47)


Wed November 09, 2011
(TwinCities.com) Scary Same old story. You meet a hot chick online, so you hop a bus to Milwaukee and have a few drinks. But then it turns out she's all werewolfy and into knife sex; and there you are, alone in the middle of a strange city with 300 stab wounds  (twincities.com) (97)


Tue November 08, 2011
(WLKY Louisville) Scary One reason to learn the importance of de-escalating conflict: you never know when the guy you're arguing with might be the type that resolves conflict with a groin stabbing  (wlky.com) (9)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Followup It's one thing to stab a 14-year-old to death while robbing her house, but you get a special seat in hell for taunting her family with texts from her cell phone  (chicagotribune.com) (95)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Some people will do anything for beer, including breaking into apartments and stabbing people with corkscrews when they fight back  (chicagotribune.com) (24)

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