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79 headlines found matching 'spring'
Wed May 25, 2016
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
George Springer launched a foul ball that somehow ended up in a concession stand deep fryer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Heavens to Murgatroyd
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Tue May 24, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Amish teens go full Rumspringa, get pulled over by cops after the minivan they were in was clocked at 110 MPH. Yes, alcohol was involved
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Sun May 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump was so mad at an Onion article that he John Miller'd The Onion and threatened to sue
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Thu May 19, 2016
(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Deputy County Administrator Stephen King investigates unmarked graves found at construction site
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Wed May 18, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Problem: blowing dust from a plot of land has closed a portion of Interstate 10 at the Arizona-New Mexico border a number of times since the beginning of April. Possible solution: Gorilla-Snot
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unable to find a bison calf to endanger, group of Red Bull bro filmmakers wander past numerous signs warning visitors to stay on the path at Yellowstone's Grand Prismatic Spring
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Sat May 14, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama sorority sisters find image for their "spring formal" t-shirts via Google. What could possibly go wrong? "In selecting the T-shirt, we failed to focus on the specific images in the design"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man admits a roadside shooting in Idaho has something in common with the Jerry Springer Show and pro wrestling
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That one time Fox News's Ed Henry gave a live report in front of the building where he later bedded his mistress and destroyed his career and family
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Huge fireballs and explosions in Houston. Link goes to live feed. Watch stuff blow up during lunch
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Wed May 04, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie seeks answers in Hub City. Meanwhile, Thea experiences a vacation from hell. (CW 8ET)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Want to see George Springer crush a home run completely out of Minute Maid Park? Yup, that one's long gone
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Duck, duck, duck, AAAAH GET THIS GOOSE OFF ME
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Tue May 03, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Since pot legalization Oregonians are full of pain killers, antibiotics, antihistamines, mercury, and pesticides. And that's just the oysters
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Sat April 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's Four Seasons restaurant tells all employees that they won't be working this summer, fall, winter, spring
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Dexter's Laboratory debuted 20 years ago, and from its wellspring came creativity on the Cartoon Network, The Powerpuff Girls and ... Family Guy. Grrr ... DEEDEE
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Tue April 26, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada
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Mon April 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Springsteen opened his concert Saturday night with a cover of "Purple Rain." This Youtube user stitched together footage from 12 different smartphones, stabilized the video, and cleaned the audio for this awesomeness
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fish-wrap raps officials over rapid fish kill
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Bruce Springsteen opened his show tonight in Brooklyn with a tribute to Prince
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Joe Walsh can't complain, but sometimes he still does, like when you tell him a show in Cleveland is a nonpartisan benefit concert for veterans and then he finds out it's actually the launch of the Republican National Convention
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Wed April 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UGA paid Ludacris $65,000 for a 15-minute show during the Spring Game. Keep that in mind the next time they raise tuition
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Facebook experimenting with 'tip jar' so users can get paid for their content. No word if Fark will follow suit with its own 'Pickle Jar' version
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
People will wait in line for hours for free coffee or free hamburgers because they enjoy the ritual, they want to socialize with like-minded individuals, and it's like getting a gift when it's not their birthday. But not because they're cheapskates
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
They bring a water gun, you bring a revolver. It's the Texas way
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Sat April 16, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently spring has not come for Colorado, as they may be getting up to four feet of snow in this mid-April storm
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warriors' finale? Kobe's goodbye? Ticket prices for Leicester City's final game has them both beat
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Fri April 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen decides that North Carolina isn't worth going to, and that's saying a lot for someone who lived in New Jersey
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(Metro)
 
 
 
RELAX everyone, the 'Great British Biscuit Crisis' is over
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ISIS media department now has a publishing arm, and among the more notable titles on its spring list are "How to Handle Your Slaves" and "How Women Should Behave and Dress"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Complete C# Coding Bootcamp. Alternative B♭basic training scheduled for next spring. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Tigers' home opener on Friday calls for 60% chance of snow. Panic in Detroit
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Mon April 04, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission want you to report if crabs are having sex on the beach
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
News: For the first time since the end of the 2012 season, the Eagles will have a fullback on their roster. Fark: They selected a guy who has never played fullback before
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What might be a possible silver lining to a Trump presidency?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the biggest mistake you've ever made while at work?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Ah, Spring. Time for planting, yard-work, and the head coach and his entire staff to resign from the college baseball team
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Collider)
 
 
 
Updated box office figures from "Batman v Superman: Miscarriage of Justice" take away record for best WB opening ever. But never fear: it set a new record for biggest Friday-to-Sunday drop rate for a superhero movie ever
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Latest drama out of Mets camp: blood, piss, and tears
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
David Ortiz's final Spring Training game ended with a custom golf cart driven by Luis Tiant and Jim Rice. Quite literally riding off into the sunset
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
After dicks fail to repair potholes on Cock Lane, a vigilante spray paints penises. "Resident Polly Birkbeck told the paper, 'hang on a minute, someone's drawn willies on the road'"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Robinson Cano is already in mid-season form as he doubles his Spring Spring training home run total from 3 to 6 in one game
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've got $850k to spare, you can buy the home with the tackiest '70s interior in Palm Springs
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Fri March 25, 2016
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Spring has sprung, inspiring yet another southern girl to have sex with a dog and share the videos
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Ah, spring in Texas. The time of year hunters move their deer blinds after a long hunting season and uncover a big ol' pile of NOPE
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Steve Spurrier visits Florida Gators spring football practice. Fark: He brings Gene Hackman along
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Madonna somehow overtakes Bruce Springsteen to become highest-grossing solo touring artist ever
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Tue March 22, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Ever notice that during spring training road games some clubs only use their AAA and AA players, and not their regular roster players? Well, so have the MLB execs, and the fines have started
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Mon March 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Florida city cracks down on spring break partying, sees huge drop in business, considers adding quilting and bingo next year for those young rascals
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs let 100-year-old fan throw out the first pitch at a spring training game. Sadly, even she's too young to remember the last time the Cubs won the World Series
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Although it's hilarious in a teen comedy, in real life it's not so funny if you're on Spring Break and get caught stealing the beach patrol's personal watercraft
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
This year's spring equinox to be earliest in 120 years. Thanks, Obama
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Havasu News)
 
 
 
Spring Break in Lake Havasu: People of Walmart edition
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan is looking to hire six full-time ninjas who are over 18 and can do backward handsprings, as well as bust a few dance moves: "The ninjas also have to be good at talking to promote tourism, although ninjas are basically required to be secretive"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"The Simpsons" future prediction from 1992 episode "Snake Whacking Day" coming to Springfield in 2016
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Why is MLB spring training held? Apparently because baserunning is hard and rundowns are even harder
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Comet Siding Spring ruffled Mars' magnetic field like Willem Dafoe's dress over a subway grate
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
While you're struggling with your deductions this spring, you'll be relieved to hear that the oil industry can secretly claim more than a 100% tax rebate on losses in Alaska
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia's Legislature preparing to make "hold my beer and watch this" explicitly legal
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(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
Red Sox camp experiences its first brawl of spring: a 19-year-old top pitching prospect and Oxilofrine user who broke his pitching hand in fight with teammate
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There is one sure way of getting over the finale of 'Downton Abbey' and it involves wine. Lots and lots of wine
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Mon March 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You really do have a better chance of dying in a car crash than in a terrorist attack
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Colin Powell on the GOP: "Even Jerry Springer thinks it's gone too far, and when Jerry Springer thinks you've gone too far, my friends, you have gone too far"
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Clippers unveil their new mascot. If Toucan Sam had sex with the baby from Dinosaurs and they dressed the offspring in a half-assed drugstore Batman outfit -- yeah, the Clips found something worse than Microsoft Clippy and Atlanta's Izzy
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Fox)
 
 
 
After Fox and Scully kept the timeslot warm, Jim Gordon watches his city enter a deep freeze with a bunch on non-Khan wrathy villains ready to take over. "Gotham" returns for the spring half-season, 8 PM EST on Fox
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
And the flue season continues in Texas
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I Still Do" is the name of Eric Clapton's new album, to be released this spring. What is the question?
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
DARPA plans to launch a 132-foot-long robot yacht this spring because, screw it, they're DARPA and they can pretty much do anything they want to bring about the eventual robot apocalypse
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A bar that serves only different types of water? Are the owners onto something unique, or are they just all wet?
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Please excuse my daughter from being late to school because Bruce Springsteen played an epic three and a half hour set last night. Signed: Epstein's Father
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Sun February 07, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you see someone playing a classical violin concerto with a singing parrot perched on her head
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Sat February 06, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police arrest local weather forecaster for being wrong about an early spring. Jim Cantore seen whistling as he casually leaves town
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Wed February 03, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
First ever Electronic Music Award show to debut this April. Award categories to include: "Best Pressing of Play on Laptop", "Best Waving Hands Around and Doing Nothing DJ" and "Best Oontz in a Tune"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Chuckles predicts early spring, win in New Hampshire
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hate on global warming all you want, but at least it's making the maple syrup flow earlier than ever
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Company that sold lasagna that was 100 percent horse out of business of course
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The most hypnotic animation of migrating birds you're ever likely to see proves even they can't get the hell out of Malheur fast enough
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Where's Jerry Springer when you need him? Missouri lawmakers get in a fistfight over a right-to-work bill
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