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Headlines matching 'special agents'
Sun May 27, 2012
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(Miami Herald) Florida The $77 million cow pasture: "They were going to build a city. There should have been roads. There should have been homes. What do you see? A broken-down barn and a head of cattle"  (miamiherald.com) (70)


Sat May 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious Law enforcement concerned that some marijuana being grown in California is not being used for medicinal purposes  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (96)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Some Cuckoo Guy) Strange Knowing what birds think like, Turkey accuses bird of being an Israeli spy  (timesofisrael.com) (60)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting New book on the CIA and their techniques. Bonus: Best Koreans will betray their country for a copy of Hustler  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Telegraph) Weird Dalai Lama warned that Chinese are training Tibetan women to poison him with their hair  (telegraph.co.uk) (101)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Who developed the strategy to get Bin Laden? We now know it was a young CIA agent named Rebecca  (wapo.st) (151)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Three Delta employees decide that the TSA shouldn't have all the drug-smuggling fun. Bonus: They're foiled when their checked bag actually arrives on time  (ajc.com) (7)


Tue May 01, 2012
(cbs baltimore) Obvious Johns Hopkins University adds new course to catalog: Don't Bang A Hooker If You're A Secret Service Agent 101  (baltimore.cbslocal.com) (15)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Some of the Secret Service Agents did not have sex with the hookers because they were too drunk. Also, Secret Service Agents on Bill Clinton's detail went to a Brazilian strip club, though that was part of their protective duties   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Asinine Family misses flight after TSA agents have an aggressive grope with their 7-year-old daughter. Bonus: The would-be terrorist has cerebral palsy  (washington.cbslocal.com) (348)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Baltimore Sun) Stupid Deep down in places you don't talk about you know. You want the Department of Homeland Security on that wall. YOU NEED THEM ON THAT WALL. Protecting us from counterfeit NFL jerseys  (baltimoresun.com) (85)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting As a favor, US warns Kenya about imminent terrorist attack in Nairobi. It's almost as if Kenya has an agent in high levels of the US government  (foxnews.com) (63)


Sat April 21, 2012
(HelenaIR.com) Obvious The family that sells joints together gets cells in the joint together  (helenair.com) (17)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Scary Some garbage collectors find tin cans and glass bottles in the trash. These guys found a used military-style rocket launcher  (blog.chron.com) (117)
(Some Guy) Followup First pictures of hooker at the center of the Secret Service scandal released - and she's a hottie  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (235)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup "Oh, and did we mention that the Colombian prostitutes were probably underage?"  (wiod.com) (183)
(LA Times) Dumbass I find your lack of faith and citizenship disturbing  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (93)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Wired) Interesting CIA's secret fear: biometrics used at the border will blow their agents' covers  (wired.com) (63)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Boston Herald) Fail TSA set to surpass Catholic Church for child porn and pedophiles  (bostonherald.com) (91)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass MIT researcher provides yet another example of why Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate dice rolls  (dailymail.co.uk) (278)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Reuters) Scary Signing up for a Mexican gang hit squad doesn't exactly increase your life expectancy. Neither does signing up for the DEA's fake Mexican gang hit squad  (reuters.com) (56)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Metro) Misc Goetze "not ready" to play for Arsenal; Arsenal admits the plan to sign the midfielder was a stretch all along, and his absence will leave a gaping, monstrous void  (metro.co.uk) (17)


Mon March 05, 2012
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Pregnant drug mule caught at JFK. Customs agents expecting $20,000 worth of heroin  (nydailynews.com) (30)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Pro Football Talk) Amusing For his client's new contract, Joe Flacco's agent seeks Top 5 quarterback money, unlimited supply of Lunchables, and a hot cocoa machine at Joey's locker   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (31)
(YouTube) Amusing Agent 97? Casting for latest Get Smart agent has begun. WDYT?  (youtube.com) (17)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Denver Post) Scary Sheriffs threatening to arrest federal regulators. Another threatening to bring out his SWAT team to go up against a federal government SWAT team. Welcome to the Constitutional Sheriffs Convention  (denverpost.com) (259)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Neal Page) Asinine You're a female air traveler and there's no female TSA agent to screen you? No problem, there's a bus terminal across town. Buh-bye now  (kdvr.com) (232)


Fri February 03, 2012
(LA Times) Amusing Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn't make us forget all the good that they've done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (95)


Thu February 02, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Apparently, the idea of pretending to be a federal agent and pulling people with Ontario plates who visit strip clubs so you can check their car for bombs hasn't gotten old in Hudson  (newportrichey.wtsp.com) (37)
(The Smoking Gun) Strange Tonight on Hoarders: Top secret  (thesmokinggun.com) (32)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Pravda) Obvious Obama the chicken is being plucked  (english.pravda.ru) (79)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Sun) Asinine Tourism tip: If you're planning a visit to the U.S., don't tweet about your plans to "destroy America" or dig up Marilyn Monroe  (thesun.co.uk) (131)

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