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Wed February 01, 2012
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(Telegraph) Interesting Keira Knightley claims Brits are 'obsessed with spanking'. Giggity  (telegraph.co.uk) (59)


Tue January 31, 2012
(BBC) Fail Fourth-largest Spanish airline collapses. You'll have to forgive them; they're from Barcelona  (bbc.co.uk) (38)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NYPost) Amusing Today's HS art teacher banging the daylights out of her students after plying them with pot and alcohol brought to you by NYC (w/you'd spank her with your paint brush too pic)  (nypost.com) (40)


Fri January 20, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Regular exposure to alcohol doubles the lifespan of worms. Subby is gonna live FOREVER  (physorg.com) (19)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Mother sues Disney Channel after she was spanked by warm-up comedian during taping of Good Luck Charlie (with unfortunate/awkward picture of said comedian)  (dailymail.co.uk) (46)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Salon) Sad In last night's Republican debate in South Carolina, on Martin Luther King's birthday, Newt Gingrich mocks Juan Williams for being black and having a Spanish first name. *sigh*  (salon.com) (335)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Salon) Sick Tuscon, Arizona is putting a wide range of books on the banned list--from The Tempest to Rethinking Columbus to textbooks about Hispanic history--as part of a statewide purge of Ethnic Studies programs in high schools  (salon.com) (572)


Fri January 13, 2012
(ABC) Fail Pirates In Outboard Skiff:0 Spanish Warship:1  (abcnews.go.com) (142)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Salon) Misc New book claims that BDSM isn't so bad. Not that your girlfriend won't still think you are weird for asking for a spanking while wearing a latex body suit  (salon.com) (108)
(Deadspin) Fail Spanish goalkeeper allows four goals in six minute stretch, but saves best epic failure for last (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (57)


Wed January 11, 2012
(BBC) Cool Newly found galaxy cluster named El Gordo which is Spanish for The Gordo  (bbc.co.uk) (31)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Actual question: Will Hispanics warm to Romney? Better question: Will humans warm to Romney?  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (57)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine House Democrats flood in during a pro-forma session to demand that they start work. Inspired by their commitment to the country, the House Republicans agree and begin legislating. Just kidding, they cut off C-SPAN again  (thinkprogress.org) (141)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious An aspiring Spanish actress is hoping to cash in on her uncanny resemblance to A-lister Angelina Jolie. She's looking for a golden ticket to stardom without the baggage of six kids  (bittenandbound.com) (35)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA Teen girl missing since 2010 turns up in Colombia. FARK: She was deported by ICE. DOUBLE FARK: She's a U.S. citizen, black, and speaks no Spanish  (wfaa.com) (264)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail No one expects Spanish job positions  (finance.yahoo.com) (9)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Warming Glow) Amusing Jon Stewart spanks Fox News in year-end ratings. You *can* explain that  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (376)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine AZ judge says school district's ethnic studies program is illegal because teaching Hispanics how badly the state has screwed them over in the past might lead to "resentments" against white people  (news.yahoo.com) (127)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Let me stress that RON PAUL is not a homophobe or a racist. He simply doesn't like to use their bathrooms or have people speak spanish around him  (huffingtonpost.com) (159)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Is Obama administration probe of Sheriff Joe a ploy for Hispanic votes? Aquí venga la política  (blog.chron.com) (114)


Thu December 22, 2011
(The Raw Story) Sick Boehner's office cuts off CSPAN cameras to try and hide Republicans walking out on payroll tax cut vote  (rawstory.com) (427)


Thu December 15, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Victoria's Secret under fire for use of child labor in cotton fields, spandex orchards and sequin mines  (cnn.com) (90)


Sun December 11, 2011
(NPR) Obvious Spandex, once a vintage ABBA hot chick wardrobe staple, making a comeback. Unfortunately this time around, it's more like sausage casing for American fatasses  (npr.org) (176)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Discover) Interesting The lifespan of every mammal is 1.5 billion heartbeats, more or less  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (58)


Wed November 23, 2011
(io9) Cool Community summons Beetlejuice over the span of three seasons  (io9.com) (76)


Tue November 22, 2011
(EITB) Unlikely Spanish King suffers black eye, bruised nose after 'walking into a door'; elsewhere in Spain, domestic violence is down  (eitb.com) (23)
(CBS News) Dumbass South Korean legislator respectfully dissents...by firing tear gas at the Speaker. Subby is going to sign-up for C-Span Korea  (cbsnews.com) (31)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Thanks to the tireless efforts of the GOP Democrats are gaining an early lock on an important voting bloc, EVERYONE HISPANIC  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (191)
(Townhall) Obvious "They are the "Participation Ribbon People" - a generation rewarded and praised simply for showing up. The result of social promotion, time-outs over spanking and the misguided concept that reward is deserved and not earned"  (townhall.com) (428)


Sat November 19, 2011
(NYPost) Interesting Actress sues New York City for failing to stop reckless bicyclists. "Just because they wear spandex doesn't mean they know what they're doing"  (nypost.com) (177)


Fri November 18, 2011
(WLSAM) Fail The big "Spanksgiving" sexpo is the kickoff of the big "Swallowday" season in Illinois  (wlsam.com) (17)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Newt Gingrich: Spanish is "the language of living in a ghetto." Que?  (blog.chron.com) (293)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange "Swedish chef in 'freak' saucepan accident". Chef stated, "I em hurrnin witda soospan, un slip di slip un neerly Børk Børk Børk mi earm en halvs"  (thelocal.se) (45)


Thu November 10, 2011
(CNN) Interesting In Sweden, a generation of unruly, awful children has grown up because they've never been spanked. Oh wait, you mean they're productive citizens with a lower crime rate than the US? Move along, nothing to see here  (edition.cnn.com) (204)


Tue November 08, 2011
(EITB) Ironic Eviction from a house, but from a grave? Pushed for space, a Spanish cemetery has begun placing stickers on thousands of burial sites with lapsed leases as a warning to relatives that their ancestors face possible eviction  (eitb.com) (61)


Sat November 05, 2011
(wpsd) Dumbass Today's cute high school Spanish teacher arrested for sexual contact with student is brought to you by Graves County, Kentucky  (wpsdlocal6.com) (149)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Life.com) Spiffy 65 years ago today Howard Hughes flies his "Spruce Goose," with the largest wingspan in the history of aviation, for roughly a mile over Long Beach Harbor, celebrates by peeing into commemorative platinum milk bottle  (life.com) (64)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Feds say emails prove the redistricting maps signed by Texas Gov Rick Perry had the effect and intent of limiting the voting power of Hispanic voters. So much for Juan man, Juan vote   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (156)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Yet more bad news for actors: Keira Knightley issues no-spanking rule  (mirror.co.uk) (68)


Mon October 24, 2011
(YouTube) Hero Absolutely astounding, a politico telling the truth to Americans about the 'Job Creators' lie. But, as it was on C-SPAN, no one saw it  (youtube.com) (122)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious In a move sure to wrap up the Hispanic vote, Herman Cain wants an electrified border fence that can kill on impact  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (286)

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