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290 headlines found matching 'spa'
Thu February 23, 2017
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's big big 2nd Leg UEFA Europa action, starting at 11 am, ET. Tight matches: Ajax and Warsaw tied. Spurs down one to Gent, same as Borussia MGB to Fiorentina, Celta to Shaktar, Nicosia to Bilbao. Roma / Villarreal, Sparta / Rostov and much more
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Longest serving orbital rocket in history, the Russian Soyuz-U, retires after 43 years in space, 788 missions, 1000's of intercepted emails
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Wed February 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP calls for defunding SpaceX
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(Politico)
 
 
 
He tends to act out in damaging ways if he feels ignored, so don't leave him alone, praise him constantly, and limit his exposure to TV, is advice given for handling: a) a high-strung spaniel puppy? B) a spoiled Toddler? C) the President of the US?
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Gamer dies mysteriously during 24-hour charity gaming session playing World of Tanks. Apparently, you can't respawn from that
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Let's check in on former PSU President Graham Spanier, who will avoid the most serious charges against him and is refiling his lawsuit against the school. It's been 5 years and he's faced no jail time and could make 5 million for covering it all up
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Tue February 21, 2017
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
European Space Agency finds a pulsar that is a thousand times brighter than scientists thought possible and the most distant one ever discovered
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...to snipe a Ukranian oligarch out from under a US extradition request
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
High school students have sent a cell culturing biology experiment into space. Hmm sounds like a good episode for Futurama
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hospital saves dehydrated baby hippo, to be added sparingly to soups and stews
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Mon February 20, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM ET, Paul's Memory Bank presents Swinging Through the Alphabet Part 2. Two hours of songs beginning with the letter "B", spanning 1947 through 1983
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
U.K. to have its first spaceports where they'll launch their own satellites. Also, special Tardis hangar for repairs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronauts are strictly forbidden from getting drunk in space, but NASA admits that several have shown up for launch completely ripped, with booze hidden all through their spacesuits
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(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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Sun February 19, 2017
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Apollo and Shuttle launch pad? Check. Cargo to the ISS? Check. Landing the first stage back on the ground? Check. It's your SpaceX CRS-10 Live Discussion Thread, Take Two - new launch time Sunday 9:39am ET
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Three parkour players arrested for trespassing after one of them has to be pulled out of an incinerator's chimney. Tag should have a plural option
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's your birthday. Why not book your own private island, your own private spa, or your own private movie theater?
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Mice running on a treadmill for 30 minutes makes them live longer. Compared to cheese which usually shortens their life span. When placed in a trap
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
C-Span's annual poll of historians is in and Barack Obama does indeed rank as the worst president ever..if by "ever" you count only the top 12 of the 45 men to serve as presdient
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A meeting between lawmakers and the acting director of ICE took an interesting turn when several Hispanic Democrats were "asked" to leave. It's almost as if certain people don't want them to know what's going on
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
WWE Wrestler & Howard Stern regular Nicole Bass dies at 52. Being a wrestler and/or a Howard Stern regular doesn't seem to lend itself to long lifespans
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Would you like to solve the puzzle? V _ NN _ WH_TE TU_NS S_XT_
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This Island Earth alien Jeffrey Lord says Trump's Russia ties are "not a big deal." Sparring partner Robert Reich goes on factual tirade exposing Lord's idiocy, though he wonders why Lord has a picture of a burger on his wall
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(Collider)
 
 
 
"What I would love is for Hollywood to give money to the guys who made Meet the Spartans so they can make a Spaceballs-type spoof of the new Star Wars movies" said nobody ever
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump has retreated into his safe space, and will only take questions from conservative media outlets trying to curry favor with his administration, for third time in a row
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Morning Joe says it can no longer handle the sudden 30 degree drop in temperature, distant howling of tormented souls, and the overwhelming feeling that life itself is a hopeless pit of despair from which there is no escape. Conway permabanned
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Michigan politician arrested for unlawfully driving off with five cars on Valentine's Day so he could make sweet, sweet love. Not in the cars, WITH the cars. Involving spark plug wires
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA rewards five members of the public for their creative ideas on how to pinch a loaf in a spacesuit
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Search for mystery space signals in Milky Way with your mobile phone. Data rates may apply
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
We now know how a great disturbance in the force propagates through space-time
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(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
The Air Force's autonomous X-37B space vehicle may or may not be about to land at KSC
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signs repeal of transparency law that required oil companies to disclose payments to foreign governments. We all drained here? Everything great again?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So Donald Trump got Mar-A-Lago removed from Trip Advisor
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia names price for tour into space. No one is in the line yet
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
The reason air quotes were invented: Newspaper "accidentally" uses image of Alec Baldwin as photo of Trump
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Saddle up, Space Marines, this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're looking for the best military science fiction books
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Jefferson Public Radio)
 
 
 
NOAA says La Niña está muerta. Which is Spanish for the Niña is muerta
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why should we fear contact with space aliens? Here are the scientists to explain why
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Trump's "SEE YOU IN COURT" tweet sparks wave of social media snark from critics
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Thu February 09, 2017
(WKRG.com)
 
 
 
Truck hauling avocados spills load on interstate. Truckload of limes, tortilla chips, immediately dispatched to scene
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Proving that even Canadians have their limits, news that Sarah Palin might be appointed Ambassador sparks impolite reactions
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists are sending the lethal MRSA superbug to the international space station, in the hope that it will mutate. In absolutely no way can this end badly
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Wed February 08, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supermassive black hole has devoured a sun over past ten years, setting new record for longest space meal ever observed. Further details are superunknown
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Department of Defense looking to rent space in Trump Tower, which, "could directly funnel government money into the president's business interests." Well, that sounds like it's totally not a conflict of interest
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Robots from the maker of the Vespa follow you around and shlep your stuff. Subby would like one in Sapient Pearwood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 90-year-old-plus lungfish put down due to old age. "For a fish who spent much of his time imitating a fallen log, he sparked curiosity, excitement and wonder among guests of all ages who would hear his story"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Canadian telecoms spamfiltering customer's messages if they contain the string UBER
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Science, Space, and Technology claim NOAA "manipulated climate records." Their evidence? An article from the Daily Mail
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Move along, nothing to see here. Just a cement mixer modified to look like a space capsule on the side of the freeway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan's space junk collection mission has failed...ironically creating more space junk
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Sat February 04, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
So why won't we ever see Star Trek: Deep Space Nine or Voyager released in HD or on Blu-Ray? Time and money
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Der Spiegel cover sparks controversy. Fark: Cover art is by a refugee from Cuba
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It appears that the Trump White House's "boycott" of CNN lasted about as long as Trump's attention span when he skips a dose of Adderall
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Wed February 01, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you look under the cushions of the couch at Apple for spare change, you'll only find $240 billion
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Today is the 14th anniversary of the day when the Space Shuttle Columbia, travelling at nearly 18 times the speed of light, broke up on re-entry, killing 7 astronauts
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How are Spartans like Nittany Lions?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, "the NFL has emerged as something of a safe space for Trump support. The NBA, on the other hand, has emerged as the opposition league." Huh. Wonder why?
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Old man doesn't shout at clouds when his fishing mate dies of old age; he puts an ad in the newspaper to find a new one and becomes an overnight sensation
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
CalArts professor breaks down Disney Princess problems in new 'Animated Women' class: "If they were life-size, they would not have space in their bodies for reproductive organs"
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan to test new space-debris removal technique on used ISS cargo spacecraft. It involves earth's magnetic field and extensible electric tether, with no assistance required from giant beasts or robots
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Spanish police officers are refusing to patrol the island of Ibiza, claiming they are not paid enough to deal with the hordes of rowdy, sex-mad British tourists"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Misfires and crossed wires (farting in small enclosed space), and a satisfied smile
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The forgotten tale of the first cat in space
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
NASA yesterday: 'We've going to be transparent and let everyone see everything'. NASA today: 'Pay no attention to the object flying in space near the space station.'
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Wed January 25, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Kim Young Suk accused of running a brothel at a spa. Kim Young Suk
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elderly woman flies through tornado in a bathtub, lands in nearby woods. Add some wings and a few more struts, and she might have made it into space
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House takes down all Spanish language content from new WhiteHouse.gov website. Spanish will return to the site when they find someone who can translate all the alternate facts
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In addition to fighting space Nazis in movies, Daisy Ridley is going to fight regular Nazis in movies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I regularly visit his family; when we're at his home, his entire family conducts conversations in Spanish and keeps me out of conversations. They are 100% fluent in English; he says get Rosetta Stone. ¿Qué hacer?"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
TUV accuses DUP SPAD over RHI
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comparing CMIP5 and observations. Or, for you laypeople, this is the spaghetti which will kill us all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump makes good his promise to the spacing guild. The Oil must flow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's getting to the point where a cop can't spank a kid even with grandma's permission
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Spicer says, don't worry, we'll have a separate-but-equal Spanish language Blanco Casa website up soon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The week that spawned a thousand memes
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Just in time for our brave new world, here are eight vulgar Spanish phrases (Not safe for work-ish)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The best memes sparked by Sean Spicer's "alternative facts" press conference
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gonna be a long week. Some AC/DC played by a Spanish bagpipe band? Yeah, that'll help get me going, sure
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Sun January 22, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Apparently, Trump's allusions to space in his inauguration speech were because of talks with Elon Musk. It would be interesting if Trump were to ever gather facts from "books". He might want to look into that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Punched Nazi gets triggered, hides in safe space
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"If you recently purchased meth that you feel may be rock salt, please feel free to bring it to the Sparta Police Department for testing. Tests can also be conducted on any meth pipes, needles, or other paraphernalia. Don't delay, come and see us"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Wait. There are people who think Space Jam DOESN'T suck?
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Minnie Mouse impersonators accused of making tourists look goofy in Spain
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NFL owners: "Go back to San Diego, Dean Spanos"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I had a parking space all cleared out and ready for my wife's car... until dickless here took it"
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego superfan mistakenly invited to L.A. Chargers Welcome Rally where he presents Dean Spanos with double-birds. No, not an Eagle & a Raven. No, not a Seahawk & a Falcon, either
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Thu January 19, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley CEO hates unicorns so much, he banned the word from his offices entirely. Rarity, Vinyl Scratch, and Twilight Sparkle already planning a protest outside the company's offices next week
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic party urban cosmopolitan safe spaces have been the party's undoing. Here comes the very detailed research, including cool charts
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Author of "The Martian" developing new show for CBS about NASA stranding Matt Damon in space
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
God as my witness, I thought it was a 'Springer Spaniel'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have a spare $20,000 lying around, you could own "the coffee making equivalent of a hand-made Swiss watch"
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember Real Madrid's 40 game win streak, the longest unbeaten streak in Spanish soccer history? Well, about that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The US Patent and Trademark Office is empowered, by the so-called "disparagement clause" of a 1946 law, to protect American sensitivities by denying trademark protection to "immoral, deceptive or scandalous" trademarks. Enter "The Slants"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Astronaut realizes too late that there's not a Snapchat filter to cover up mystery lights outside the International Space Station
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Scottish newspaper labels American inauguration as a relaunch of the Twilight Zone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So you thought that since Trump won, we were going to spared the agony of TrumpTV, right? Right?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Dean Spanos screwed San Diego. Los Angeles is gonna screw Dean
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who hates dark matter so much, he's spent his life trying to kill it. See, it's just that space-time and the matter within it are a hologram that arises from an underlying network of qubits that create the illusion of dark matter
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Today's rocket surgery comes to us from the SpaceX Iridium-1 set to launch today at 12:54 ET
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Fri January 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to millennials and their abominably short attention spans, NBA finally realizes it needs to speed up end of games, currently overloaded with timeouts, fouls, free throws, replay reviews, and a tiny bit of basketball
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
C-SPAN was replaced with Russia Today for about 10 minutes, as they prepare for the full switch on January 20th
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(Komo)
 
 
 
How not to film Seattle's Space Needle with a drone. Bonus: Drone POV
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Derrick Rose fined after going AWOL from the New York Knicks, saying he "needed space." Apparently he was referring to the vast emptiness between his ears
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger King resurrects "BK Joe" brand name, challenge McDonald's and Starbucks for supremacy in premium coffee space
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Teen will face trespassing charge for getting locked up in jail
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Wed January 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone, but Taiwan has scrambled F-16 fighter jets and dispatched a frigate to the Taiwan Strait after China sent its sole aircraft carrier into their waterway
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL ownership committee begs Chargers' Alex Spanos to stay in San Diego, notes the LA market can barely handle one unwatchable team as it stands, promises they'll think of something about a SD stadium
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Tue January 10, 2017
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and May search for answers in the Darkhold. Meanwhile, Fitz and Simmons finally get around to setting up their breakfast nook but Mace has other ideas for that space. (ABC 10ET)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers the trailer for "Hidden Fences," which features Denzel Washington telling a fence that fences don't go into space. "This is the movie white people were talking about at the Golden Globes"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Porsche Design Studio's C SEED 201 is the world's largest outdoor TV. It rises 15 feet from a hole in the ground and unfolds to reveal seven huge LED panels that span 201 inches. The TV costs around £500,000"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts suggest solving nation's housing crisis by repurposing and renovating abandoned office space as affordable apartments. Just don't touch the red stapler
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Galina Balashova, the first interior decorator for outer space, is now retired and living on a pension of $297.93 a month
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Apparently the fact that newspapers are all but dead has never reached Alaska
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Sat January 07, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman wanted by police on forgery charges is the subject of a fake obituary sent to a local newspaper. That trick never works
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Since England, Spain, Germany, and Italy all have a second-division soccer league below their top-tier league, US Soccer decides America deserves better, certifies TWO second-division leagues for 2017. Two is better than one
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Passenger jet strikes drone, sparking calls for restrictions on airliners around drone zones
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Head of U.S. Intelligence, Clapper, applauds intelligence analysts. Says, Trump can be skeptical about intelligence without disparaging the entire community, but that would call for a careful approach which bull-in-a-china-shop Trump lacks
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Is NASA launching too many asteroid missions? Because watching unmanned probes blast off to examine space gravel is getting boring
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
2017 almost takes out David Spade
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Video games represent the peak of Maslow's hierarchy of needs: if you are feeling hateful in the real world, video games provide a space in which to act hatefully. As the great phiosopher Buckaroo Banzai said, wherever you go, there you are
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Spam will turn 80 years old this year and taste like it
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(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Astronomers say they know where those enigmatic deep-space radio bursts are coming from. Did you guess black hole? Because it's a black hole. It's ALWAYS a black hole
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man buys 1,000 newspapers to try and hide his DWI arrest and mugshot, fails spectacularly (w pic of mugshot)
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Super-cold, super-dry weather pattern hits Pacific Northwest: El Arido, which is Spanish for "The Arido"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So let's watch 5'9" Isaiah Thomas drive on Jazz center Rudy Gobert who has the longest wingspan in NBA history at 7'8". Place your bets
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, my multi-million dollar estate will spark World War III"
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
NASA just discovered that instead of building a next-gen space telescope, they've just spent years dessigning humanity's largest and most expensive vibrator. Oops
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Newspaper article from 1917: Coal? Don't worry about it, they'll be using something else 100 years from now
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yes it's your daily GIANT 7.2 magnitude earthquake hits Ring of Fire sparking a tsunami warning PANIC story
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Prominent DC think tank hosting an in-depth symposium on Space Marines. Do you want to know more?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Over 130 prisoners escaped and more than 60 were killed during a prison riot in Brazil sparked by fighting between rival gangs. Police say "many" of the dead were beheaded. You know, it takes real gumption to behead someone with a prison shank
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
In praise of the Omega Speedmaster, the "holy grail" of watches that was developed in top secret labs for astronauts to wear in outer space. But your Casio is nice too
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rogue One actor's wife wants to go rogue too. Wants to clean up on space bucks (or whatever they use in Star Wars)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
After a 3 year span, world's highest bridge finally opens to traffic in China
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX teases pictures of its newest heavy fireworks display
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrate the upcoming New Year by watching 10,000 sparklers burning at once
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Did you say his panic? That makes no sense Kellyanne." "No, Donald, I said HISPANIC. As in, you need one in the cabinet." "I said that. His panic. I'm not panicking. How can you say his panic at a time like this." "No, Donald, you need...never mind"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you look closely at the Mona Lisa, you'll notice that she's smiling at the alien spacecraft that's nearby
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump wants to champion free speech. Shame she's doing so while suing bloggers and newspapers for defamation
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Wed December 28, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientist discover 6 powerful radio bursts in the same exact location in space ... emitting from a constellation far beyond our Milky Way galaxy
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Tue December 27, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Racist C-SPAN caller angrily demands the US start vetting people from Puerto Rico, gets handed a lesson in statehood by an NPR correspondent
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Sun December 25, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
What do masons do in their spare time? Play dominoes with bricks, of course (with a surprise ending)
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Fri December 23, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
What happened in space this year? Oh just a few little things
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sean "Twilight Sparkle" Spicer gets press secretary cutie mark, saves bushwoolies from Reince Priebus
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Stephen Baldwin would look like if he flashed his butt while in a bikini and thigh high sparkly boots, wonder no more
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists vastly improve strength and lifespan of concrete by adding carbon-free nano-compounds to fill up microscopic voids in the mix. Presumably this trick will also work on cement, because it's exactly the same thing as concrete
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how can we help the homeless? A billionaire suggests housing them in storage containers, dangling spare change just out of their reach
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newspapers blame their irreversible decline on: A) inaccurate reporting. B) 24/7 news channels C) Craigslist
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Tue December 20, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
$2 million worth of psychedelic mushrooms were seized from a NYC house. Authorities then watched as the house transformed into a spaceship with Chrissie Hynde at the helm and flew away into a swirling multi-colored vortex
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(ACSH)
 
 
 
Pandas only eat bamboo, are picky about having sex, and need 44 square miles of space to feel comfortable. It's like they want to go extinct
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Flying Spaghetti Monster / Cthulhu ski mask. (Sponsored Link)
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
China claims to have built a working EmDrive for space travel
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Fox 30 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist to pay way through school, helping out those with no spare time for sex
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Frying turkeys, screwdrivers at a knife fight, and a Spartan Christmas tree: these are YOUR Headlines of the Week from Sunday, 12/11 to Saturday, 12/17
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
In praise of the Iomega Zip Drive, which pioneered large-scale, portable data storage, $15 charges for technical assistance calls, a 90-day warranty and the infamous 'click of death' that sparked one of the first computer class-action lawsuits
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Astronauts told to leave their weed on Earth because high-speed solar protons will harsh their space buzz: "You laugh now, but on a long trip to Mars, recreational and medical marijuana use will likely become a highly controversial issue"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Todos los niños deben aprender español, ¿no?
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump-supporting college students demand safe spaces to express their opposition to safe spaces
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Metal legend Phil Anselmo and horror icon Bill Moseley team up for 'Songs of Darkness and Despair' to brighten your holiday
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
What to do when your Secret Santa selection is someone you really dislike? Despair not, there's a gift guide just for the office a-holes
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Fire chief: Why does the address we were dispatched to sound so familiar?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
NASA considers a comet interceptor space craft. Tag is for whoever created the article's Url
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
NASA's Dawn spacecraft finds water on dwarf planet Ceres that could be home to undersurface alien colonies. The Sun is around the corner somewhere
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The McDonald's of the Philippines opens its first restaurant in Canada, serving classic breakfast items spaghetti and fried chicken
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Outer space no longer safe from bad British cuisine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A bizarre video appears to show a UFO arriving at earth through a bright blue wormhole. The footage, shot at an unknown location, shows a space ship being beamed down to earth via a bright blue tractor beam"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
90's NBA player Tracy Murray credits his 1996 contract bump in salary to (A) A great agent (B) Secret photos of the team President he leveraged (C) Space Jam
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
War. War never changes.The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. And libruls said 'happy holidays' to Bill O'Reilly. But war never changes
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romans incensed at Spartan Christmas tree: "This is madness"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This piece of space junk has the best Twitter account
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's two unexpected words that occur when discussing California's plan to start its own space agency: "legal" and "feasible"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists analyzed dental calculus of 1.2 million-year-old hominin from Spain to find out what he ate. Results show nothing he ate was cooked. So if you want to go on a real paleodiet, eat your meat raw. And no beer
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Asshole woman who boarded plane ahead of everyone else, without getting her ticket scanned, just to score some overhead bin space, finds out that "Boarding Group D" means "Cops drag your sorry tazed ass off the plane" (Video goodness included)
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Spain seeking to end 'Hitler hour' and move clocks off German time. Siestas and three-hour lunches are here to stay, however
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Pigs. In. Cyberspaaaaaaaaaaace
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The traditional Nativity scene in parts of Spain includes Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the Wise Men and their camels, a guy taking a dump, shepherds, various livestock, and can we go back to that one item?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer boasts that its MLS Cup attracted C-SPAN at 3 a.m. TV ratings
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Advances in TV white space broadband technology have allowed disused TV channels to be repurposed as wireless internet connections"
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spammers celebrate the holidays by inundating consumers with 113% more robocalls
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of Hearts Still Beating, the midseason finale of The Walking Dead, which saw a couple of deaths, the disparate members of the core group dealing with chaos, and basically repeating the same formula as the past five years [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese Party newspaper calls Trump 'ignorant as a child.' Yes, folks, 2016 has officially gotten so weird that communist propaganda is reduced to telling the truth
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish dildo nativity scene to be reinstated after being pulled
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Cassini spacecraft to go out 'in a blaze of glory' when NASA crashes the 20-year-old spacecraft into Saturn. The "grande finale," will be its most impressive feat to date
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Metaphor for Trump election win washes up on New Zealand beach. You see, it was a large shapeless mass covered with barnacles and weird looking hair. It was sent as a warning against fascism by space aliens. There was a note attached
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Since there is nothing on TV this time of the year to while away all that spare time. Try these 10 must-watch TV shows
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Sun December 11, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface on December 3rd, but that was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Japanese maid. Go on... Japanese robot maid. Go on... Japanese robot space maid. Now we're talking
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're having problems finding a parking space in Cardiff these days, this guy may be part of the problem
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Newspaper bemoans commenters and inquires as to their purpose. Commenters fix spelling and grammar in article. Clearly the commenters are the most important part
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams developing a prestige space drama for HBO entitled -- wait for it -- "Glare." It will probably be flashy and have a certain flare
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Japan launches fishing expedition in space with junk collector that will cast out tethered fishing nets to haul in old satellites and pieces of rocket
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(LAist)
 
 
 
X-wing starfighter lands on Hollywood Boulevard, finds parking space
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades Italy from spaghetti alla carbonara to Chef Boyardee
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
United Airlines clarifies their new baggage policy - they "aren't charging a fee for overhead bin space", but rather "creating more options for customers". Like the option of paying a fee if you want overhead bin space
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Church serving Hispanic immigrants vandalized with swastikas, Trump campaign slogan by hooligans using sidewalk chalk because crayons too hard to use
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Need your roof repaired? There's a space-based app for that
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
We could be getting curved space coins in 2019 to mark the anniversary of the Apollo moon landing
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Tue December 06, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Rare infantile spasm disorder often missed until the victim enters politics
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Jesus H. Christ get out of the road, there's a mysterious silver spaceship tank loaded with aliens rolling around Brooklyn
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Coinstar tells Americans that the holidays are a perfect time to make ends meet by cashing in your spare change ... for an 11% fee
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looking for a cozy cottage to escape to on the weekends? If you've got $3.9 million to spare, you can buy Frank Sinatra's 7.5 acre, Villa Maggio mountain estate in Palm Desert
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Top scientist hopes naming of new element "nihonium" will spark pride and interest among young Japanese in science, or at least in naming new things after Japan
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Finished Fallout 4? Get ready to head to snowy post-apocalyptic Portland, OR in this upcoming total conversion of Fallout: New Vegas. Now featuring tank battles and Fallout in spaaaaace
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these futuristic space fighters
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Big match at the top of the league. In Spain, el Clasico, Barcelona needs to win to keep near Real Madrid, 10 AM ET on BEIN
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Owners of a business with a sign reading, "We serve white's only. No Spanish or Mexicans," say it's not racist because it's really just art
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
U.S. House Committee on Science, Space and Technology tweets out climate change denial article published by Breitbart
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Magnetic "scientific, thinking" (space?) putty. Silly putty for geeks. What's the magnetic equivalent of copying the comic strip onto your silly putty?? (Sponsored Link)
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
In Space, no one can hear you scream, because it's just so bloody loud out there
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's Secretaries of Energy: Two Nuclear Physics professors, one with a Nobel Prize. Trump's pick to head the Dept of Energy: A Senator from West-by god-Virginia mostly famous for spawning the CEO who screwed over Epi-pen users
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Specialized items are always available for aspiring cooks and seasoned chefs alike. Ever buy something that you soon wish you could have a do-over on? Help your fellow Farkers avoid costly/space-wasting mistakes
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Wed November 30, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Space program in Russia and China concentrates on launching fleets of kamikaze satellites and orbital ion cannons
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
No Man's Sky creators cleared of false advertising allegations when they advertised it as a game rather than an outer-space screen saver
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Astronauts hear mysterious knocking sound on space craft. William Shatner and John Lithgow urge examination of wings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's overseas holdings are sparking security fears in several countries who will have to pay for protection
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out we've been looking for aliens in all the wrong places. They're not up in space, they're down in one of earth's gigantic underground oceans
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK Government is delighted to finally have transparency. They can see everything you do while you're in Britain
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Mon November 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NASA learning that artificial gravity in space would be a good idea, especially if you want to see what you're doing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
List of censored names in Pokemon Gen VI, no spastic wanks for you
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Behind-The-Scenes' look at 'Passengers' proves this might be the most boring space movie ever
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"'Voting for Trump would dishonor God': GOP Electoral College member resigns to avoid backing Trump." Way to take a stand there sparky. Your nation thanks you
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McFarland spawns as Trump's National Security Advisor
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Sat November 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC makes case for shooting politicians into space. Subby would rather read about them in the sun
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(Some Literate Guy)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is already suffering from Holiday Induced Short Attention Span Syndrome ... so this week we're looking for suggestions on the best short stories of all time
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Newspapers need citizen journalists more than citizen journalists need newspapers"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Iditarod bans mushers from carrying sled dogs in trailers. Doesn't it make sense to carry a spare tire in the trunk?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
911 dispatch: State the nature of the emergency. Child: I want to invite the cops to have Thanksgiving with us. Proving that not every Florida tag is an idiot
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Tue November 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to "more than just an internet meme... That guy from 'Space Jam.'"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The famous 'Spaghetti Dinner' scene from Lady and the Tramp. As reenacted by guinea pigs
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA blows up spacecraft. On purpose this time
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
If and when we find aliens in space, are we even sure we want to talk to them?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German Daimler executive in China steals another driver's parking space and then goes on a racist tirade right out of the Hungarian phrasebook
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In a unexpected display of transparency, Kris Kobach releases significant portions of Trump administration's immigration plan to the public
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Let's go have Taco Bell and then figure out those three shells - It's been 20 years since we put John Spartan on ice
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(Vice)
 
 
 
You can now adopt a piece of space junk that will tweet at you
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
New weather satellite named GOES-R launched into space. To be followed next year by ZUU-L
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Sun November 20, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you come across a couple of men wearing yoga pants, long red fingernails, and false eyelashes, the Spartanburg police department would appreciate a heads up
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems the 20th century kids forgot to take out the space trash and now we probably won't be able to live there anytime soon in the 21st century
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Mother complains about racist bullying 3rd grade son endures in school. School administrator says they'll "tackle this bullying issue," then kicks son out of school, files trespass warning against mom, boy
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In space no one can hear you poop
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Fri November 18, 2016
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
4C Grated Cheese recalled because salmonella doesn't taste great on spaghetti
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If you thought Spanish food was all paella and pinchos then think again. Behold ten delicious Spanish dishes you must try before you die
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
After 17 years, Metallica's entire catalog is available on Napster. You posted this with a better headline on your Myspace page
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Israeli agricultural minister gifts Russia with drone, manages to piss off the engineers operating the drone, the Spanish company that built the drone, the US government since the drone may have had US tech, and the Russians for not handing it over
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
BP introduces Miles, The Interactive Pump to spare millennials the horrors of pumping gas. Don't bring up the 210,000,000 gallons of oil unleashed upon the fragile Gulf of Mexico ecosystem or he'll need his 'Safe Space'
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Wed November 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain chastises Trump for trying to reignite the spark with Putin
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Death Cab for Cutie say their "concerts" will be a "safe space" in this hate-filled Trump world. Presumably it will just be one gigantic nap
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Fewer American parents are spanking their children than twenty years ago. Mostly because they now know they can get their kids to do anything they want just by threatening to take away their iPhone
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
In memory of Zorak, Adult Swim finally has all 92 episodes of Space Ghost Coast to Coast for free online
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Another Duggar will be spawning soon
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Tue November 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paleontologists discover sparkle dinosaur
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Like to cook and want to win a free trip to Spain? Just submit your best environmentally responsible recipe to the United Nations
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Here are the weirdest things that have ever shut down highways, from lost robots to 20 tonnes of spilled spaghetti sauce to Don the Sheepdog, who decided one day he'd like to drive himself to the steak store (pics)
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Mon November 14, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Avengers: Infinity War may spare Jeremy Renner from the indignity of Mission: Impossible 6
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Social media comedians discover new big-gapped Toblerone chocolate bars are great for holding pens, newspapers, CDs, DVDs, or smartphones on your desk
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
In what is definitely not a transparent attempt by a bunch of old white guys to make their job look more appealing to directionless college drop-outs, U.S. Navy offers free parasailing behind specially selected warships (pic)
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Spartans become snowflakes
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(Media Moves)
 
 
 
MundoMax, which was once part of Fox's ambitious plan to capture the American Hispanic TV market, is saying adiós
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
California Legislative Leaders: Dudes, Trump is totally bogus. But if he tries to harsh our buzz, we won't just chillax and mellow out. Declaración disponible en español
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spain's new prime minister proposes a ban on all memes. Sounds like a Fark challenge to me
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The dumbest Star Theories ever (although the Borg/V'ger connection is kind of cool, if time and/or space thing isn't too plausible)
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Wed November 09, 2016
(AgWeb)
 
 
 
Farmers employing migrant workers urged to learn how to say 'Don't Panic' in Spanish. It will come in very handy at work today
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man who attacked a grocery store clerk told a responding officer that he was a "vampire, ghost rider, Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid, and a leader of a band
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Seeker)
 
 
 
We could recycle all the space garbage that's already in orbit, and use it to go to Mars. Here's how
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Not news: HS newspaper endorses Clinton. News: Parent & community demand expulsion of students and resignation of faculty advisor. Fark: They can't spell "president"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Listen up you apathetic voters, if a guy can vote from space so can you. VOTE Earthlings
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Travel writer declares that being stuck in an airport is great, as you can hit the spa, golf simulator, massage chair, electronic shop, bar, designer stores, gift shop, sushi restaurant, and business lounge for only 12x your original ticket price
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Puppies. Because election fatigue is real, y'all." This is a real article in a national newspaper... and we probably need it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are eleven unusual things you can do with cremated remains including making a tattoo out of them, sending them into space, or turning them into a vinyl record. We bet you're dying to hear the rest
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ball pit for adults: meh. Ball pit for adults with all-you-can-eat spaghetti in second floor restaurant: I'm listening. Ball pit for adults with all-you-can-eat spaghetti plus an hour of all-you-can-drink cocktails: I'm reserving my flight now
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Sat November 05, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jan Brewer: "Hispanics don't vote." Hispanics: "LOL"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Astronomers surprised to find massive eye staring back at them from deep space: "Galactic eyelids last only a few tens of millions of years, which is incredibly brief in the lifespan of a galaxy" (pics)
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Donald Trump being from outer space with some of his kooky ideas but his NASA idea isn't half bad
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal, the most mainstream conservative newspaper, calls on James Comey to resign because the FBI "must be above politics"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who has it better? JP Fitzgerald or Carl Spackler?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In honor of the Cubs' victory, NASA tweets a special photo from space
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If there's a Flying Spaghetti Monster, then he's probably composed of 'su filindeu,' the rarest pasta in the world, made by only three women on the planet
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Republicans and Russian hackers have made Hillary Clinton the most transparent candidate in history." See? They're doing us a service
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Best headline ever: "Ku Klux Klan Newspaper Joins Sheldon Adelson in Endorsing Donald Trump"
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Spacebar - monitor stand and 6 USB hub. For OCD / anti-clutter folks. Ten Forward reference drinking shots at another bar. (Sponsored Link)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man denies chanting 'Jew-S-A' at a Trump rally. He insists he was chanting 'U-S-A' as if he were speaking Spanish. "When you pronounce 'USA' in Spanish it sounds like 'Jew S. A.'"
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Imagine every nerve in your body firing simultaneously, triggering full, agonizing body spasms. Meet the blue coral snake with its particularly nasty venom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Men with a spare tire around the waist and saggy moobs are more attractive to women, better at passing on genes and in fact healthier than peers who are always in the gym. No if you'll excuse me I have 26 minutes to get to the bar
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
A fart during an operation sparks a fire that severely burns the patient
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
FBI Director Comey bent the rules on investigative transparency once to please the Democrats, now finds he has to bend them again to please the Republicans
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Sun October 30, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
"One scene from The Walking Dead drove me crazy as a scientist, because they were growing tomatoes. Why would you waste your space, and your water and your resources growing tomatoes? That's not the food you should be growing in an apocalypse"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the anywhere else
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yale's newspaper totally trolls the Trump by not endorsing Clinton
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Thu October 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia's Admiral Kuznetsov, denied fuel in Spain, apparently given more coal and oars off North Africa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Well-built Finnish giant' arrested in pressed ham murder of British tourist in Spain
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