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285 headlines found matching 'spa'
Tue May 24, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Belgium's prisons described as "apocalyptic." Well, they're not supposed to be a farking luxury spa either
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Life in the universe may be so vanishingly rare that only one in a trillion trillion planets ever spawns life: "The conclusion that the universe is teeming with biology is based on an unproved assumption"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apparently dynamic hyperconvergence could be the future of data centres. Subby not quite sure what that is, but it sounds like something to do with spaceships
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian elections may result in EU's first far-right head of state, sparking worldwide fears of kangaroo Holocaust
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unsold clothing inventory taking up valuable space on American retailers' shelves, but that's good news for those willing to set foot in the cesspools that are TJ Maxx, Marshall's, and Ross's
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Sat May 21, 2016
(BT.com)
 
 
 
New survey finds the average person spends .45% of their life having sex. Mostly at a span of three minutes at a time
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Neighbors 2: a safe space for feminism, plus mouth-to-mouth puking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning his campaign around the belief that American voters are idiots, halfwits, and morons who have the memory span of goldfish and the reasoning ability of a rhesus monkey. Crap
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Here's a new web-browser compliant with Shariah law, for those who'd like to simulate the sparsity of the internet in 1996
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Wed May 18, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this outer space medication
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
You can now actually buy one of those transparent displays that sci-fi movies have been drooling over all these years. Except, they're pretty useless, when you think about it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Burger King bows to the will of the Finnish population, opens a store complete with a spa for relaxing while woofing burgers. Subby thinks eye bleach will need to be made available for people who can't handle woofing burgers with naked fat people
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Tue May 17, 2016
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Latest SpaceX Falcon 9 booster landed on May 6th suffered significant damage due to high reentry speed and will likely be used for ground tests rather than flown again
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
You lose a bet to a billionaire, who makes you pay for the lunch you offered in the wager. Do you: C) Whine about it in your newspaper column
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The recent spate of London Underground delays have been caused by: A) mechanical failures B) CHUDs C) 'Excessive sunlight'
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TSA Director Leslie Knope dispatches clowns, Li'l Sebastian to calm down angry travelers at Cincinnati airport
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is developing cryosleep for long missions. Ripley and Walt Disney and Xenomorph all give \o/ likes on Spacebook
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Newspapers are experimenting on Facebook Live by eating cheese: "It's turning journalists into bad Jackass copycats"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Super-secret X-37B space plane marks one year in orbit, although not continuously
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Littlefinger and Margaery return. King Tommen seeks to free his Queen despite the High Sparrow's wishes. Will we get our Bran? Will Tyrion triumph? Will Jon Snow's vengeance be sated? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread 9PM ET on HBO
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
NBC looks at the success of "The Blacklist" and orders a spin-off, not realizing the only reason people are watching is because of James Spader. It's certainly not for the writing, plots or other acting
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton grabbed the pole with Rosberg right beside him followed by Red Bull on row two and Ferrari on row three. Can anyone derail Rosbergs march to the championship. This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Spain discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This week on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Twilight Sparkle reads Starlight Cousin Oliver 'A Hearths Warming Tail' to make her less depressed over being a jinx, ignoring Derpy, and letting Trixie get eaten. (11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family)
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX might be able to land their cute little firecracker on a boat, but 43 years ago today, NASA launched the 100 ton Skylab space station into orbit using their 7.6 million pound thrust Apollo rocket
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The flames in Spain fall mainly on the tire dump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut Tim Peake is a real hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is as he does not panic when space debris hits the International Space Station and instead takes a pic and shares it
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
SpaceX drops a load on Mother Earth
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Space Jam director doesn't believe the sequel can fly. Doesn't believe it can touch the sky. Thinks about it every night and day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spanish soccer team CD Palencia unveil their new k.... what in ever living fark is that?
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Thu May 12, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Facebook has killed the Internet. Which is why you're reading this in a newspaper, I guess
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
...and now for no reason, some awesome space photos
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Volunteers battle to save baby whale stranded on Spanish beach, fighting heat, tides and constant "I'm an American Citizen" complaints
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Yarrr, here be Dragons: watch live as the SpaceX/Dragon CRS-8 Cargo Craft says "Fark You, You're Cool, Fark You, I'm Out" to the ISS and heads back home. NASA-TV coverage of release starts at 9am Eastern/6am Pacific
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footage surfaces of bearded, wild-eyed zealot waving sacred book aloft, decrying Western decadence in call for holy war to have government bow to his god--well, in his spare time, when he's not managing his Louisiana duck-call manufacturing business
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another contestant for Best Newspaper Correction Ever. And this may be The One
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CSPAN caller goes on bizarre tirade about the vast lesbian conspiracy that's trying to rule the world, and the host and guest break down into laughter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just to be a total spaceflight killjoy, here are the reasons nothing will ever travel faster than light: "I don't want to be misquoted centuries from now for predicting it will never come about, but right now I don't see solutions" (good read)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You think Bartolo Colon's first home run in 19 years was great? You haven't lived until you've heard the Mets' Spanish radio team call it. It's about to get so, so much better: "Hasta la vista, baby"
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Unnamed sources say Obama's transparency czar is stepping down
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
David Ortiz shows that he has some spark left in him
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Fri May 06, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Vine intervention sparks Cubs victory. Feed me, Seymour
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The odds of winning the Powerball lottery are one in 175 million. What are the odds of finding a newspaper from exactly 50 years ago to the day under the floorboards while renovating a deceased in-law's house?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After a brief delay SpaceX is back to chew bubblegum and launch a rocket - and they're all out of bubblegum. Can they nail the water landing a second time? Magic 8 Ball says "Maybe". We'll find out tonight, launch scheduled for 1:21am ET/10:21pm PT
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Thu May 05, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump on Cinco de Mayo: "I love Hispanics"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John McCain: "If Donald Trump is at the top of the ticket, here in Arizona, with over 30 percent of the vote being the Hispanic vote, no doubt that this may be the race of my life"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Largest newspaper in Canada reports $50m loss. Subby not helping by posting link to their competition
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Hispanics will outspend Millennials by 2020, though there will be a lot of essays saying otherwise
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In the "Well, that escalated quickly" department, right wing radio host warns Target restroom policy will spark nuclear war
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare trailer proves cigars are still cool, Switzerland and spaceships are so hot right now, and David Bowie's musical legacy is ripe for pillaging
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
Here's an up close look at SpaceX's SuperDraco thrusters: "Each thruster has a 20-cm exit nozzle with an exhaust velocity of 2,300 meters per second. The hypergolic propellant allows the Dragon 2 to accelerate from zero to 100 mph in 1.2 seconds"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Workers in Spain unearth MCCC pounds of Roman coins
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Sat April 30, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Newspaper reports gas hitting the largest daily increase in price since March 29 [Stupid] 8/10ths of a cent
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is still Buschless, though there's not going to be much real racing between all the big ones at Talladega Superspeedway's Sparks Energy 300, 3 PM on Fox
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia: "The US plane was flying with no transponder signal, forcing us to assume there was a space frog on board so our pilot had to, of course, do a barrel roll"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Science just witnessed space farts
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Enter the Tingleverse: an interview with the author of the Hugo-nominated short story "Space Raptor Butt Invasion"
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(Herald Standard)
 
 
 
Spain's king says no political party has enough support to form a government. World leaders immediately ask: Was he talking about Spain or the U.S.?
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
New Russian space base launches first rocket. No further details, everything's perfectly fine
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Wed April 27, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jake Arrieta, given up on by the Orioles, has perhaps the best 20-start span in MLB history with the Cubs, including two no-hitters. So naturally, PED rumors start, which he laughs off: "Some people are idiots"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Space X to send rocket capsules to Mars in the next two years. At this rate, we're going to have to launch a waste management rocket to Mars before any astronauts ever set foot there
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
That's no moon, that's a space...oh, wait...no, that is a moon
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
And then there were four. Today, Manchester City look to get an advantage against Real Madrid to take to Spain, while Atlético host Bayern Munich on Wednesday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT both days. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You thought last year's Hugos were bad? This year we have Hugo-award nominee "Space Raptor Butt Invasion"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Spanking causes worse behavior ... but better daddy issues
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
As a kid, did you ever have one of those collapsible camping cups? Now there's a sauna designed on the same principle
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Astronomers just figured out what this weird red rectangle in deep space is
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The biggest mystery of the 2016 campaign is not why Kasich is still in the campaign or even why Trump managed to unite the disparate factions of bigots. No, it's why Sanders's big rallies don't equal wins
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Our attention spans are now thought to be less than that of a goldfi
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(The Register)
 
 
 
NASA looks to Roy Trenneman to save Kepler space telescope
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Astronaut runs London marathon in space suit. Naaa. JK. He did it aboard the ISS
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Sat April 23, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
"There was the odd sign posted, asking vendors not to sell to minors. Based on the throng of spaced-out high schoolers wandering the beach Wednesday, not everyone heeded the call"
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Looking for recommendations of some good "hard science fiction" books to read. Space opera is all good fun, but what's the best stuff with believable science? It's your Saturday Fark Book Thread. Enjoy
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Showing that their incompetence doesn't just stop at presidential preference elections, Maricopa County, Arizona incorrectly prints two million ballots that may confuse Spanish-speaking voters
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fark Weird News Quiz is back with a vengeance. Or if not a vengeance, at least a vexing. No? Would you accept a Vespa? Cause we have one of those
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
MLB teams now hiring newly required Spanish language translators. Baseball fans just wish that NBC and Fox would have done the same thing for viewers who had to listen to Tim McCarver
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Earf day from the Earth Space Defense
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The secret history of the legendary auto brand Lamborghini. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to eat spaghetti afterwards
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The secretive Friends of Abe, a safe space for conservatives in Hollywood, is shutting down, presumably because their executive director is Boreing
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the panes of glass in Germany apparently fall on cars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hubble marks 26th birthday in space with bubbles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Space missions found to damage your liver worse than an open-bar Fark party
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
First rule of PodShare, a new co-working and co-living space in downtown Los Angeles is: No sex in the bunks. Besides this obvious social rule the place is pretty weird, but not in a culty networking way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like a furor wasn't the only thing Tila Tequila sparked on 420
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince's final message to the world was an enigmatic blank space
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An astrophysicist's four-year-old video of a journey from face to space has gone viral
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Farking aliens continue to harass the International Space Station
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey reveals he posed as Johnny Carson's brother to scam free theater tickets
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Embryos in SPAAAACE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis from space. SQUEE
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Mon April 18, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you are school-supply vendor that is ripping off Detroit Public Schools in cahoots with its principals, maybe you might want to re-think having your 11,000 Sq ft mansion with indoor Olympic pool featured in the "Home Envy" section of the newspaper
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rajai Davis losing two separate fly balls in the sun in the same inning is made even better when called by Mets' Spanish-language announcers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New kind of detective agency involving space, called "Air and Space Evidence". Subby would have gone with "Airlock Holmes" or "Low Earth Investigations"
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best pics and video of the SpaceX Falcon 9 launch were taken by these rocketcams and drones
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Almost every website, be it a newspaper or a personal blog, has struggled with comments. Controversial topics and anonymous commenters are especially prone to incivility. Perhaps this is why only about half of news sites provide for user comments"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Newspaper reporter rated the worst job in America. Just think how the reporter covering THAT story must have felt
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Expendable crew module attached to space station for those red shirted crew members. Oh, "expandable." Never mind
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(DW)
 
 
 
"Ministeroni" conducts first legal wedding in New Zealand for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Fri April 15, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Matt Worley from Nashville publicly shamed by major city's largest newspaper
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump of newspapers endorses the New York Post of candidates
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Thu April 14, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Turns out that when certain SEC analysts hop on their mom's computer they do more than just try to convince her it's okay to delete the seven thousand spam messages sitting in her AOL account
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
While most eyes will be on Liverpool v Dortmund, the remaining games are still close with Shakhtar v Braga, Sparta Prague v Villarreal, Sevilla vs Athletic Bilbao today. Kickoffs are 3pm Eastern and your Europa League quarter final discussion is here
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
NASA funding research to turn asteroids into gigantic spaceships
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Judge rules The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a real religion. And yet, Scientology is?
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, spaceship, swimming pool, malfunction, androids, you've already clicked the link
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(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Hoarder is crushed to death by a pile of his own crap in Alcabre, Spain
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
When betting on which company will win the electric car war, always remember which CEO also launches and lands one million pound rockets in his spare time
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Growing strawberries in space isn't far from reality, says college student where marijuana is legal. Not a repeat from 1969
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
What really happened to Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Yuri Milner and Stephen Hawking announce a $100 million project to launch a spacecraft capable of reaching the Alpha Centauri in just 20 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How bad is the presidential race right now? It's got Kevin Spacey thinking that 'House of Cards' is too tame in comparison
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
NASA has released audio of what space sounds like and it's really spooky and available in a 24-hour stream
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Kerbal Space Program has a Pony Mod. FARK next
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Chinese newspaper rips critics of Great Firewall, says it is necessary to protect China from corrosive Western propaganda while letting in cool stuff like movie trailers and multiplayer video games
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Overzealous Staffer in Kansas puts out voting guide in Spanish with wrong information
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Behold the best Spartan style push kick knockdown by a UFC fighter that you'll see this year, or next
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India has their own version of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's probably spicier too
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
They take their wine seriously in Spain. Like, guerilla war serious
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NASA's Kepler spacecraft enters emergency mode 75 million miles from Earth. EVERYBODY ASTRONOMIC
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(Newser)
 
 
 
School children launched a stuffed animal into space. It's basically become Sandra Bullock in 'Gravity' (Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why does Jupiter get hit by so many objects in space? We're all thinking it, so let's just say it: you're fat, Jupiter. You're a fatty
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Video of the SpaceX rocket landing on the recovery barge in high winds from a camera attached to the rocket. This is indeed spiffy
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Mark your calendar and set your alarm, SpaceX hopes the 5th time's the charm. Will Falcon 9 finally stick the sea landing? What's with the sappy Droneship name? And where are my pants? SpaceX launch scheduled for 4:43pm Eastern/1:43pm Pacific, hot diggity
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is [redacted] newspapers look [redacted] in places without the First Amendment, like the [redacted] and the UK
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Science says space is full of R
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Transparent Hillary Clinton hits reporters with white noise machine so they can't hear her speech to donors
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Spark your curiosity. Lonely Swedes are standing by now waiting to bork with you. What are you waiting for? There's nothing to lose. I want to hear your voice
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Unless the GOP establishment does something, Paul Ryan will continue to stalk the night, drinking the blood of his victims, and creating more of his spawn
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maker of Japanese popsicles in flavors like, grapefruit, spaghetti, and corn stew airs a national ad apologizing for raising the prices of their product by about $0.10 when they SHOULD be apologizing for those flavors, seriously, corn stew? WTF?
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to discover that overnight, the city has turned the parking space in front of his house into a disabled spot and fined him for parking his car in it (pics)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Brandenburg bans the posting of "noodle mass" signs. Brother Spaghettus says, "This is pasta joke"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home. And this little piggy was slathered in grease and chased through the streets by Spanish school children
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter: Because of my work, I was able to inform the people that there's a terrible murder, hours before my competition even got to the scene. In fact some of the adult-run newspapers were reporting the wrong news, or no news at all. Fark: She's 9
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Curious how Villanova's NCAA Tournament-winning buzzer-beater was called by announcers in Spain and in Russia?
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
If you are wondering why there are so few American names in the "Panama Papers" creating sleazy shell companies, it's because states like NV and DE are all too happy to do it for them, with even less transparency
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Yes, there really is such a thing as transparent wood, and it could someday replace glass windows
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Using infrared satellite images, notable space archaeologist discovers Viking settlement site on the southwest coast of Newfoundland. Bonus: Space archeologist reads Fark, and is a friend of Drew's
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(eNews Channel Africa)
 
 
 
"K-Pop, as it is better known, continues to spawn endlessly as a speculum of the country's emergent manufacture economy"
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Another reason to hate hipsters, they get all stupid when trying to fit a large sofa in a modestly sized car in order to get it back to their closet apartment. Absolutely no sense of space
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Most transparent administration ever" works as hard as it can to deny Freedom of Information Requests
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Eight canned meat products taste-tested, both straight from the can and fried. Is SPAM the best of them all, or do competitors have a legitimate (canned) beef?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From the Swiss Army knife to an honest-to-God laser pistol, here's a list of weapons astronauts and cosmonauts have taken with them into space
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Shake your head in disagreement or raise your hand to make a point? We must now vote on your removal comrade for violation of safe space policy 6c, inappropriate movements during a debate
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Truck Series is back for its only race in a two month span when Norm and the kids hit the legendary short track at Martinsville for the Alpha Energy Solutions 250, 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
The candidate who is being most transparent with her tax returns is... Hilary Clinton?
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Firing a 30 megawatt laser into space would hide us from aliens, most likely by blinding them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's no longer 'brother can you spare a job' out there thanks to an encouraging week of minimum-wage legislation and employers luring back workers with higher wages
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Because no one finds terrorism funny, newspaper forced to apologize for their 'Paddy Jihaddy' April Fool's Day prank
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(Oxford Mail)
 
 
 
Nobody's sure if this thing is an April Fool's joke by the newspaper or a tuber-type Medusa that just ported over from a nearby circle of hell, but now you look at it for a while
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A brief history of some of most notorious, successful and truly cringe-worthy April Fools day jokes. Come for the washing of the lions, stay for the Swiss spaghetti harvest
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal Special: Curry Bible. Flying Spaghetti Monster...confused. (UnSponsored Link)
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One thing no one tells you about extended stays in space: you come back with less hair than Drew
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Wed March 30, 2016
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Most Southern headline you'll read today: Confederate jacket sparks dispute between Huntsville collector & New Orleans museum
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The internet in space is about as slow as dial-up, slightly faster than Comcast
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
After blowing up everything on the surface of the earth, the next game in the Call of Duty franchise is going to spaaaaaaaaaace
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Space.com publishes a map of all known red dwarfs in the Milky Way. Still no sign of edible pot noodle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Editor of Chinese newspaper resigns upon learning he lives in China
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Not to make you feel old, but 'Space Jam,' 'Mission: Impossible,' and 'Twister' all turn 20 this year
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The International Space Station is getting a bouncy castle
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Jesus slashed in the face in Spain - hasn't the dude been through enough?
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
$273 million Japanese research satellite disappears, leaving behind only a few bits of debris. Kim Jong Un to take credit for personally piloting the spacecraft that destroyed it in 3... 2... 1
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple announces its first original TV show will be an unscripted series about apps. Critics say it promises all the plot twists and action of the Home Shopping Network along with the riveting interest of C-SPAN
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've got $850k to spare, you can buy the home with the tackiest '70s interior in Palm Springs
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
R.I.P. UK's The Independent newspaper - 1986 - 2016
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Shining Armor takes Princess Cadence on Marey to find out if he's really the father while Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Cousin Oliver try to prevent winter from coming as My Little Pony begins its 6th season at 11 AM on Discovery Family
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Wed March 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NASA's Dawn spacecraft gets an extreme close-up of the bright spots of Ceres. I'm not saying it's not aliens, but it's not aliens
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
John McCain, why would you think the GOP (Trump) has (Trump) lost (Trump) the (Trump) Hispanic (Trump) vote?
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bald eagles hatch at National Arboretum, immediately cry red white and blue tears and shiat freedom sparkles as the American flag waves in the background
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a spy drama where a retired agent gets killed in his suburban home by people who are never seen, you never see how the local newspaper reports it the next day. Here's how
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In 2014 Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland was accused of protecting an arch-conservative judge charged with ethics violations who had suggested blacks and Hispanics were "predisposed to crime"
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Where else would one build a Chinese space station but in Patagonia?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Character actor Joe Santos, known for playing Sgt. Dennis Becker on The Rockford Files and spare tire Angelo Garepe in The Sopranos, has died at 84
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Space.com)
 
 
 
New International Space Station crew set to lift off from the Baikonur Cosmodrome. Watch it live here. Launches @ 5:26 pm ET
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones said that he, with the help of his pal Donald Trump, is "trying to save humanity" from an attack from Satan and his minions who plan on stealing space travel to spread the devil to the stars. No. Seriously
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
Hold my spitter. Which greasy skid of spare parts is tough enough to green-light this treasure trove of Canadian comebacks, eh?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you ready for a Trump presidency? Taiwanese Animators are just gearing up. Come for the Rubio spanking, stay for the Reddit hanging
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Despite having reached a "positive contribution margin," the latest startup to totally disrupt the food delivery space has now shut down. There is no spoonrocket
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Astronaut Scott Kelly hangs it up after hanging around in space for a year
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Thu March 10, 2016
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos says he'll put people in space in two years. One year if they have Amazon Prime
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Tue March 08, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
You can now get a lifetime supply of free puppies in Australia. Unclear, if a lifetime supply of old newspapers and new furniture is included in the deal
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida newspaper: We'd endorse a GOP candidate for President, but all of them are unqualified for the job
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New outrage: Astronauts at international conference complain that only privileged countries get to go into space
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks denies responsibility for Spaceballs 2 posters. Blames his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
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Mon March 07, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Vince disparage his son tonight? How shrill will Nipple H be tonight? Who will Triple H mercilessly abuse tonight? What will Shane leap from tonight? McMahon family drama continues tonight on WWE RAW (8PM ET, USA/pre-show 7:30PM ET)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain tells Britain the moment after the "Brexit," they will immediately seize control of Gibraltar
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How the Rubiot went on the fritz an-*sparks* DESTROY DESTROY
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought 'The only thing missing in America is a beer spa'? Well this is your lucky day
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Sun March 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not since Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space has a film been so revered for being so rubbish
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British astronaut Tim Peake the first human to eat a bacon sammich in orbit, but it wasn't easy: "It has to go through all these tests before it's declared fit to eat in space. You're thinking it should be able to do this. IT'S ONLY A BACON SANDWICH"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this deco-decorated living space
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Hubble Space Telescope has set a new record for looking back in time
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The last American veteran of the Spanish Civil War has died at 100. He fought Fascists before it was cool
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the fifth time be the charm? How many boats will enter the exclusion zone? Can the fuel stay cool? SpaceX Falcon 9 launch window opens at 6:35PM Eastern, hopefully drone ship landing soon to follow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Kelly shrinks two inches, his wife asks when he can go back into space
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spanish wine is now the most popular in the world. Anything strong enough to convince middle aged men to run through the streets being chased by bulls must be pretty good
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Canada's new Prime Minister Justin Trudeau admittedly doesn't read newspapers or watch the news on television but he thinks Americans need to pay more attention to the world
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Whole Foods Asparagus Water. New Hotness: Whole Foods Peeled Sumo Mandarins in plastic containers
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Thu March 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to a gravity-free year up on the International Space Station, astronaut Scott Kelly now has 2 more inches than his identical twin Mark
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(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Fake police trooper calls dispatch after the stripper he tried to pull over flees, tells the police that he's an off-grid trooper and was armed with "hands and feet that are registered"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sorry, but you may no longer use ducks as a weapon in Spain
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The judge just did you a huge favor, believing you were remorseful and sparing you three years in jail. It's not a good idea to go on Facebook and tell her to suck it
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and words no longer have meaning, so have a spaceship waffle Wednesday
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver's 538 blog then spake: "It's over, Clinton's got this"
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Astronaut Scott Kelly has some of his last sunrise photos from space for you as he comes back to Earth from the ISS. Stunning as all his space/Earth photography is
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Astronauts returning from long space trips have lazy blood circulation, atrophied leg muscles, deteriorated eyesight, and (probably) uncontrollable flatulence. Pretty much the same result as spending 20 hours a day on the politics tab
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If it makes your day a little less stressful, 80% of Spaniards under thirty still live at home with their parents
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Oh, Rafael Cruz, you silly little religious whackjob zealot, saying that your son Ted is the only one who can spare us from "God's Judgement," just like King Josiah. Whoever that is
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
If you're wondering how Bryan Fuller will do as showrunner for the next Star Trek, take a look at the episodes he wrote for both Voyager and Deep Space Nine... and be afraid. Be very afraid
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Celebrating his 20th birthday today is the guy at the other end of the "Houston, we have a problem" call during Apollo 13. And he logged more than 1600 hours in space on Skylab and the Shuttle
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pick-up truck carrying a canister of highly radioactive Iridium-192 has been stolen in San Juan del Rio, Mexico. Suspect is described at 3 ft tall, green, and dressed in a Roman military outfit, and may be carrying a space modulator
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Sun February 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the third time be the charm for the SES-9 Falcon 9 launch by SpaceX? Next scheduled launch window opens at 6:46pm EST from Cape Canaveral, FL with a barge landing attempt to follow
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Trump University class action lawsuit is an Obama conspiracy, and the Hispanic judge hearing it should recuse himself because he's bound to have been offended by the racist things Trump has said
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Fri February 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Planet Nine in Outer Space
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Thu February 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches tonight with big satellite and another drone ship landing attempt. Webcast starts at 6:45 PM EST. Subby's hoping there's no big bada-boom (note: first launch window scrubbed, bumping thread to Thursday at 6:46 PM EST)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Certain social aspects of running bore me to the brink of despair, and top of the tree of tedium is trash-talk about shoes. There is no respite from runners' jabbering on about which model is coolest, lightest, fastest ... blah, blah, blah"
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Wed February 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
We switched astronaut Scott Kelly's regular space suit with a gorilla suit. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Popsugar (UK))
 
 
 
It's Kevin Spacey doing a Christopher Walken imitation and if that doesn't get you maybe you don't get Fark
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Tue February 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
All you haters whining about "the most transparent administration evar" can suck it, because a new report says that Obama's made "virtually no progress" on his drone program transparency. Would a non-transparent administration let that report out?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Richard Branson unveils his new $250,000-per-ride spaceship. Buckle up
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Let's take a peek inside the world's most expensive parking garage, at $110,000 per space ... with a waiting list of two years
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Mon February 22, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What did Nacho hide in Wormald's wall? Will Wormald get his baseball cards back? How rockin' will Jimmy's cocobolo desk be? Tune in to tonight's 'Better Call Saul' and discuss Mike's cheery mood and Chuck's new space blanket on AMC at 10:00 EST
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA astronauts release 1.5 tons of garbage as the International Space Station flies over Bolivia. Apparently the thought is if it makes it through the atmosphere and lands on Bolivia no one will notice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pope weighs in on condoms vs. a little head, 404-carat diamond not found in Angola, and after the spanking, the aural sex: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/14 - 2/20
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Sun February 21, 2016
(The Drum)
 
 
 
"If the next three years look like the last three years, I think we're going to look at the 50 largest metropolitan newspapers in America and expect somewhere between a third to a half of them to go out of business"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Yeah yeah, Ann, we get it. Rubio's hispanic
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can still buy a ticket for Best Korea's first-ever air show: "Only 636 spaces for international visitors are available and North Korean citizens are not allowed in"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Iditarod mushers survive off of pre-packed foods like stew, spaghetti, and Twinkies. "Twinkies never seem to freeze"
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Fri February 19, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"And our proud constitution is w--" "SPANK ME HARDER, HELGA" "Hang on a sec, let me just close these tabs"
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Scout (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Well, if you're from New Zealand, you can learn the culture of the traditional haka war dance and do it with other Maoris respectfully. Or if you're a Spanish TV personality, you can just wing it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"I shouldn't have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day" says San Francisco millionaire who wants people to go and be poor somewhere else
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
You've heard it all before, the space "terminators' first build their empire in space and then invade Planet Earth. Except the Russians are behind all this
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And after the spanking, the aural sex
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Cruz run out on stage and demand Rubio answer only in Spanish? Will Trump pull a Kanye - he's gonna let Bush finish, but his brother oversaw the worst terrorist attack ever? Will people still be watching for Kasich? Here's your Town Hall thread
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Tue February 16, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Filipinos google 'how to do necrophilia', unknown creepy Spanish B movie gets six million hits
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Don't want to learn Spanish or French in school? How about a course in coding, instead?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There was once a time when it was perfectly normal for the media to ask a female astronaut if she was going to wear a bra in space and if she cried when she got a malfunction in the simulator
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Mon February 15, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Buddy Kanye spare a dime? Or maybe a ten billion of them?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
NASA's 'Exoplanet Travel Bureau' has released new futuristic-retro posters encouraging space tourism
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A drug dealer who took to Facebook to mock the judge who spared him jail has been ordered to return to court so his sentence can be reviewed"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Times endorses Hillary Clinton. Sanders supporters ask what a newspaper is
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Pharma-Douche attempts to be a nice guy and spare our ears from Kanye West's new album
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Texas-style chili may be beef and spices and not much else, and Cincinnati chili may have spaghetti noodles, but Austrian chili apparently includes hash and magic mushrooms
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait, MySpace has a CEO? What does he do all day?
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
UK Independent becomes latest newspaper to die
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know when North Korea's next aggressive act will be? Check the British newspapers and a birthday calendar
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Time accidentally adds MySpace to its top eight
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Portland marijuana dispensary puts up a mural of an ape in a space suit smoking from a bong. Some people have a problem with this
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You probably should check with your wife before you quit your day job to become a freelancer who opens up your home to other freelancers looking for free working spaces
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reports indicate that another North Korean official has been cartoonishly executed. No word on if he was launched into space on a rocket and is currently tumbling in orbit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York newspapers call New Hampshire GOP voters "mindless zombies" for voting for Trump. Though if mindless GOP zombies crave brains, why wouldn't they vote for a candidate that has brains like...oh, right
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Tue February 09, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you're on an Air Force training mission, the most important thing is to come back alive. The second most important thing is to avoid sparking a wildfire while trying to signal another aircraft
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
NASA employees at the Johnson Space Center have a problem with being told they can't use the name Jesus as part of an announcement for an upcoming Christian prayer and song gathering in an online company newsletter
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Beats the hell out of the crap they've released since Steve Jobs died
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently "motherly instincts" now means leaving your 13 kids, riding with militia guy who flees police, and then singing the Star Spangled Banner while being arrested. My mom used to make cookies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nicholas Sparks admits they pretty much had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find anyone willing to star in The Notebook
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Giant marauding vagina attacks small Spanish town (Not safe for work pics)
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A Spanish channel has launched naked English language lessons with teachers giving classes completely in the nude. You know subby could use a couple of pointers
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
A village in Uganda is making its own version of The Expendable and it makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Citizen Kane. Which is awesome
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa newspaper that endorsed Hillary in caucuses demands recount to ensure Hillary loses caucuses
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yahoo closing offices in Dubai, Mexico, Argentina, Spain and Italy, says it will save a fortune by not having to teach employees how to say "Yahoo" in five different languages
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Wed February 03, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spanish judge says it's still okay to toss turkeys from bell towers. Just to clear that up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mumbai garbage fire was so huge you could see it from space, and probably smell it from there too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
On your next flight, as you're fighting for overhead space and having your legs crushed by the reclining asshat in front of you after paying the $367.31 in fees, try not to think about how there might not be any air traffic controllers in the tower
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Americans spent more on legal pot last year than they spent on Cheetos, Funyuns, and Doritos combined. That $5.4 billion would have funded both New Horizons and Curiosity space missions. With pensive pic of cute tourist pondering a plenitude of pot
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Drexel College designates new off-campus residence hall as "foodie dorm" for food-obsessed hospitality majors. "Programming planned for the learning spaces includes cooking classes and lessons on ways to start and manage restaurants or food trucks"
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Attending Super Bowl 50's opening night were a reporter in gold spandex, a guy with skis, Miss Universe, and the Muppets' Swedish chef (pics)
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Sat January 30, 2016
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit panhandler, tired of people saying they don't have any spare change, now accepts credit cards
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Worry not, Chargers fans. Dean Spanos will give San Diego one extra year to give in to his demands of a publicly funded stadium before moving to Los Angeles
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey is trapped inside a cat: here's everything we know so far
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
If the mass graves resulting from your regime's pogroms can be spotted from outer space, you know you're in trouble
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian bear rubs its nuts again after sending fighter jet to DANGEROUSLY buzz a U.S. spy plane over the Black Sea in international airspace
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Five takeaways from the "Knife-fighting monkeys debating over a dumpster fire of despair"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fiorina: Why should I apologize about lying about those outrageously false Planned Parenthood videos that I may have sparked a mass shooting at a clinic over? Clinton hasn't been indicted yet
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
There are only a few certainties for the NFL going forward: the Browns will always suck, extra points will always be boring, and 30 seconds of super bowl ad space will cost more than a luxury home in San Francisco
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
On this day in 1986, America watched on TV as the space shuttle Challenger disappeared in a cloud of smoke. To a stunned nation, it appeared that seven lives had instantly been lost, but after the disaster a different, more horrible story emerged
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I know you're already overgasped, but be prepared for even more shock as the LAPD officers who indiscriminately fired on newspaper delivery women in 2013 for driving a similar SVU to one their target was reportedly driving will not be punished
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have a spare $100 lying around the house and a hankering for a bottle of McDonald's special sauce?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
After Winter Storm Jonas hit, NASA photos from space reveal the entire East Coast looked like Charlie Sheen's nightstand
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
It's been 30 years since the space shuttle Challenger exploded. What do you remember from it? Where were you when it happened?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not since The Washington Post broke the Watergate story in the 1970s had a small, dedicated team of investigative reporters had such an impact. They went on to win a Pulitzer Prize and spark investigations. Plus the movie has that Mad Men actor
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Deep Thought challenged Kasparov, then Deep Blue defeated Kasparov. Now Deep Mind has defeated a Go champion. Soon, we'll be in Deep Sh---
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just what the world needs: Space Herpes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hilton unveils Tru, the hotel chain for millennial hipsters on the go that features midscale hotels with large lobbies, digital check-in, offbeat decor, 55" room TV, and free Internet. "This is a space that is ripe for disruption"
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