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125 headlines found matching 'soo'
Tue November 14, 2017
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Following release of Bitcoin Cash, which was designed to fix flaw in Bitcoin, another cryptocurrency Bitcoin Gold launched to fix another flaw. Expect new Bitcoin Silver, Crystal, Ruby and Sapphire to launch soon. Gotta catch 'em all
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon preparing advertising-supported free video service, possibly to be delivered via wireless communication. If only someone had thought of that sooner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Netflix may have tried to impeach President Underwood a little too soon as he doesn't have a morality clause in his contract. Man that show is so real
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More bad booze news for the Irish: Your cheap booze is about to double in price after a new booze bill gets passed soon by those that want you healthy and sober
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple could invent Google Glass as soon as 2020
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katy Tur wants to know if it's still "too soon" to talk about Vegas now that another mass shooting has struck the country
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bob Menendez (D-NJ) could stay in the Senate even if he's convicted of taking bribes, since siding with a convicted felon and siding with Trump will be the same thing soon enough
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Fri November 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump pivots from "Never met the guy" to "Doesn't remember much about meeting with him." Soon we will discover that the meeting was conducted in perfect Russian and Trump has his name tattooed on his forearm
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Thu November 02, 2017
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be-bankrupt bar offering $5 Moscow Meullers for every time an indictment is made public
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
I need to call a colleague in London tomorrow, as soon as she arrives at the office, but they's already changed from DST. When do I call? I'm so confused. I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Report: Belichick's friends get the sense that he could be retiring soon. Don Shula breathes a sigh of relief
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twill be the night before Christmas, and all through the factory, workers will toil to keep accounts satisfactory. The stock market is charmed by Musk's promises' glare, but fears that St. Bankruptcy soon will be there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here are your 2018 MLB power rankings. Too soon?
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Wed November 01, 2017
(NBC24)
 
 
 
Local man eats Chipotle for 365 consecutive days, will soon break record, intestines
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Good news couch potatoes, there soon may be a pill to make exercise obsolete thanks to Couch Potato Mouse and Lance Armstrong Mouse
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Here's something to teach those little candy-grabbing bastards a lesson they won't soon forget
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit officials retreat to a safe space... and take the report on the economic impact with them. "You'll find out what happens soon enough BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Mon October 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reason Jared Kushner still says 'daddy'. Maybe he will find a new daddy soon
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Sun October 29, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Think women get harassed and assaulted a lot in oh soooooo liberal Hollyweird? Try serving while female in the military
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence will soon be able to do anything a human can do except moderate the Politics tab
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pence heads to North Dakota to visit nuclear weapons base, pet the bombs lovingly and promise them "Soon... Soon my lovelies"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist completely severs spine, researchers re-awaken his nerves. He'll be ready to weave in and out of traffic, crash again soon
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook will soon extort money from publishers who want to reach an audience
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans are retiring later and dying sooner. But at least they're sicker too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
October Surprise. Hillary will need to talk to Mueller soon also about her Russian contacts. And by contacts, we mean spies
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Sun October 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another sign that millennials are having trouble coping with everyday life: Smoking weed on the job because it's soooooo stressful
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Sat October 21, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to finally read all those soon-to-be-declassified JFK assassination files... wait, there's breaking news (link updated)
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Fri October 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Astros bench coach Alex Cora to be named the new Red Sox manager after the ALCS. He will soon find out that Red Sox fans are far less forgiving than Astros fans
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's not too soon to start talking about premature ejaculation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soon our long national nightmare will come to an end as the Senate votes to finally give rich people a break
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Thu October 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's still too soon for somebody in Las Vegas to set up a Halloween display featuring 58 headstones and the hashtag #vegasstrong
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Dude you can now soooooo get a four-year degree on the science and business of marijuana now that Northern Michigan University is offering the program
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Wed October 18, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
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Tue October 17, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino, coming soon to an NBA franchise near you
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Looks like the Spurs won't be invited to the White House anytime soon, either
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rodgers' broken collar bone, it may soon be illegal to touch the QB in the NFL
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's still too soon for an Anne Frank Halloween costume
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
We'd like to not to have to cut taxes on the rich but it's just sooooo haaaaarrrddd not to
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soon Idaho may be known for more than just potatoes. It may soon be designated as the first U.S. Dark Sky Reserve if approved by the International Dark-Sky Association (with some pretty cool photos comparing light pollution in cities vs the wilderness)
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"No, Yellowstone Is Not Going To Erupt As A Supervolcano Soon. No, It Can't Destroy Mankind!" Everyone don't panic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The President will always be with Puerto Rico right up until he removes all federal aid as soon as he possibly can
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Sure, Thanksgiving is coming soon, but turkey can be enjoyed all year long. Besides.. what if you don't want a whole bird? Faires may be closing up but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a mighty fine leg or breast at home, right?
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Author claims that Bill and Hillary haven't spoken for months after he tossed her book in the trash. Why yes, the author does have a new pro-Trump book due out soon. How did you guess?
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just to confirm what you've no doubt already noticed, Hulu is grabbing the good TV from Netflix. They'll be running plenty of commercials about it soon enough
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Lost" Scotch whiskies to be revived as soon as they CAN GET BACK TO THE ISLAND
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Sun October 08, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Thousands of Rick and Morty fans show up to get a packet of szechuan sauce. McDonald's only sent 10-20 packets per participating location. Pickle Rick and Tiny Rick will soon team up to vaporize every McDonald's in the multiverse
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Inc)
 
 
 
Should drivers merge as soon as possible, or should they wait to merge until the lane actually ends? Here comes the science
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"White people shooting white people isn't terror...it's community outreach," says owner of soon-to-be out of business deli
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Netflix and Chill may soon be an expensive date
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You'll soon be seeing more offshore oil rigs on the horizon
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Mon October 02, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Too soon to talk about gun control after the Vegas shooting, more bad news for Paul Manafort, and Puerto Rico is still in horrible shape. This is YOUR MSNBC prime time discussion thread @ 8PM ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The White House" soon to be added to Jerry Jones' blocked caller list, along with Tony Romo
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Sat September 30, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Apparently we're going to be experiencing a software apocalypse soon, so we have that to look forward to
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White supremacist gets four years for hoarding homemade guns and threatening to shoot up mall if he didn't get laid soon. Did I mention he also pled guilty to child porn? Sounds like a real catch
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Lesbian women on Mars
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell will soon have President Trump's full confidence
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pretty soon the vodka in your screwdriver will be cheaper than the orange juice
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Mon September 25, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Soon all of Hong Kong's dolphins could be dead (cetacean needed)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
France may soon surrender to wolf-whistling ban
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Wed September 20, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The "giant crack" at Mexico City's Estadio Azteca (where the Patriots and Raiders will play soon) is an engineering design that protects the structure from cracking during an earthquake (with video of it in action during an earthquake)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Big Buck Hunter" cabinet installed in Depertment of Interior offices. World of Warships soon to be installed on all Navy computers
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(Independent)
 
 
 
We're not doooooomed by climate change, we're only doooomed. Soooory about that. We gooood?
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will AJ Styles hit Baron Corbin with the Flying Jalapeño? Will Mojo Rawley finally ditch his ham 'n' egger teammate? Would it be fair to Charlotte Flair to get a title shot soon? A Smackdown in need is a pest, so tune in to USA Network at 8 ET
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield on what caused the Sooners' 2014 collapse: (A) poor playcalling (b) no talent depth and lack of execution (C) a tough road schedule or (D) Katy Perry
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
4-year-old boy not seriously hurt after being ejected from a car. He was soon heard saying "do it again"
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Mon September 18, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8pm ET, a special Paul's Memory Bank as I pay tribute to our beloved soosh by sampling some playlists from early in the year
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
America on Spiceweasel's Emmy cameo: "TOO SOON"
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Sun September 17, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On behalf of April McVay this is the final Livingston Stapler Company Presents show in honor of soosh (Lance McVay). April will be playing many of his favorites throughout the evening. Please join us at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Soon to be former Air Force Chaplain claims if you're not Christian you must be a devil worshipper
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Wed September 13, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a Sears location near you: Dollar stores
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon tricked by fake law firm into removing hot selling item, until recently. Most likely, real law firm will soon be contacting Amazon about $200,000 in lost sales
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trying to get excited about Blade Runner 2049 but hated the original? You're not alone
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Chainsmokers made a racist joke and want people to think it's no big deal
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
VW plans to electrify entire 300-car lineup by 2030, as soon as they can find some way to cheat on the tests
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Potato soup the perfect stand-in for semen on the set of The Deuce (sadly not Bigalow). Campbell's is gonna love this publicity, and soon put Peter North on cans of cream of mushroom
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(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's a very special Livingston Stapler Company Presents in honor of our beloved soosh who passed away earlier this week. LGT the first greenlit LSCP show from August, 2012. Please join us in paying tribute to soosh
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Thu September 07, 2017
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
GoFundMe for soosh's family. He gave us so much and it's time to do the same for his family
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists introduce new material to store hydrogen. While they don't want to rush things, it's no secret they hope to be in a meaningful one-on-one relationship very soon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In breaking news that will shock absolutely farking no one, Facebook admits selling political ad space to a Russian company helping Trump to win in '16. Yet, you Farkers still won't cancel your FB account. Cuz OMG YOUR CAT IS SOOOO CUTE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker, photographer, radio host, and friend, soosh has died
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you think those idiots on the other side of the aisle are gonna wake up and be smart like you any time soon, you got another think coming
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ashfall in Seattle, threadfall and dragons to follow soon
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Tue September 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Investigators say that aman suspected of killing a 22-year-old PA student killed her at his apartment, stuffed her body into a storage container and then called Lyft to drive it 100 miles away. In response, Uber CorpseDisposal expected to launch soon
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A Fark-based theory may be playing out soon in Belarus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The EPA is eyeing limits for dicamba, an agricultural chemical linked to crop damage, just as soon as that horse is completely out of the barn
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China asks North Korea to "stop taking actions that are wrong" and also "come onnnnn, stop it, pretty please. We'll stop hanging out with you guys if you don't stop 'cause you are sooooo mean"
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Thu August 31, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dusty Baker cautious about having injured player return too soon. That's the joke
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
The British Library puts 570 pages of Leonardo manuscripts online. Manuscripts from the other three turtles expected to follow soon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fresh mobile app usage data and surveys show that millennials are getting tired of Snapchat and may soon throw it on the to-kill pile along with everything else
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Television, which was once only three channels with nothing on, then 57, will soon be three again
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Thu August 24, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The last county without ACA coverage will soon have an insurer, the WH presser offered nothing of substance, and Farkers in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, stay safe. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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Wed August 23, 2017
(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker 'Planes' and the Missus traveled to Nebraska to witness a perfect eclipse: "By now, people with camp chairs were gathering on the grassy knoll south of the winery for a clear shot at the upcoming event." (What, too soon?)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have you turned 35 yet? If so you'll probably start hating your job soon
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
This just in: Nazis become yuge chickens as soon as responsibility is demanded of them
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google and ProPublica to co-produce Hate News index, soon to be accused of being Fake News index
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Author publishes alt-right children's book in which Islam appears to be the enemy. Coming soon: "Pat-down the Bunny" and "The Cat in the MAGA Hat"
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Helping the homeless could soon pay big bucks. How big? Up to $75,000 if you're a homeowner and let them live on your property
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain will soon be facing an onslaught of super-fleas with giant penises. Well... 'giant' relative to Britain, anyway
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Resident comes home from a trip and finds that someone has broken into their house and stol...uh wait, cleaned the place up and left. Police to soon release sketch of suspect, bald male wearing white shirt and pants
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what a Peel P50 is but he WANTS one ..just as soon as he can sell his 4 wheel whatever the hell it is for £90,000 (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to watch Sookie stripping for Warlow on "True Blood" on your computer, do NOT view it on your work computer, and especially when the screen is in full view in the background during a live news broadcast
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Twilight Cinematic Universe will soon expand until it reaches heat death
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sooooo, who the hell is Cable, anyway? Does he just show up and fix himself?
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman arrested twice in 3 days for drunk driving. Since this happened in Wisconsin, she will soon be presented with an award in court
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Credit card rewards are playing harder to get, but that sweet debt hole is sooooo worth it
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
You will soon be able to subscribe to Sofia Vergara's underwear
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Mon July 31, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
At 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank will 'tee up' 2 more hours of songs beginning with the letter "T". The end of the swing through the alphabet is almost in sight. The DJ is actually going to have to think of topics soon
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh this makes me feel soooo secure about the 2018 elections
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I have a boa constrictor stuck to my face. Send help soonish"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out all the kerfuffle over the Keystone XL pipeline may be a moot point, as TransCanada just realized oil prices aren't going up anytime soon. Also, spellcheck changes "kerfluffle" to "kerfuffle" and now subby is very confused
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
National Orgasm Day arrives next week and it can't come soon enough
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I came back from maternity leave; I am one of a few women who use lactation rooms for breast milk. We soon learned a man was stealing our breast milk. But HR didn't have proof to fire him. My pumping is suffering. What do we do?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Soooooooooo... why doesn't the U.S. have decent health care?
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Wed July 26, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Viacom wants to buy Scripps Networks, home of HGTV and Food Network, in an all-cash deal. Look for Guy Fieri to be replaced by Jersey Shore's The Situation soon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apple supplier Foxconn announces plans to build new plant in Wisconsin, creating 13,000 jobs... just as soon as it builds that plant in Pennsylvania it announced in 2013
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I sing to my food while I cook it. Like, "Po, po, po, po tato I'm bake you up real soon" Is that wrong? Should I not do that?
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Tue July 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh Fudge, Keebler elf to be returning soon to his Treehouse
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British cooking soon to benefit from the use of traditional American ingredients like chlorine, petroleum, acid and hormones
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Mon July 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner to self-incriminate... I mean "deliver a statement" in front of the White House soon
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Sun July 23, 2017
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
French president Macron surrenders 10 percentage points as approval ratings plunge after only two months, the second-biggest decline for a French president so soon after election
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(Utica Observer Dispatch)
 
 
 
More than 800 breweries soon will begin printing seals on their beers that identify them as "Certified Independent Craft" to differentiate "true" craft beers from those made by the likes of MillerCoors, Anheuser-Busch and Heineken
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
California truck drivers soon may be allowed the freedom to choose not to take breaks again. Happy motoring
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
This explains sooooooo much about the grown-ups of today
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear Amazon, when you list something as 30% off the original price, you actually have to have sold it at that original price. We'll be in touch soon. Signed, the Federal Trade Commission
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Extra TV)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron says her hot lesbian sex scene with Sofia Boutella was "just easy" to shoot. Why yes, her new movie is being released soon - why do you ask?
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