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Fri September 12, 2014
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's back, and not a moment too soon: The Fark Weird News Quiz. * Doctors warning: Do not attempt to complete the Fark Weird News Quiz without alcohol
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you like HBO, you might be able to get it without paying for cable soon
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Tue September 09, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bob Stoops says the SEC does not dominate his Oklahoma Sooners, isn't afraid of upcoming opponent Tennessee
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Sat September 06, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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WHILE YOU WERE REAPING: Albuquerque Man Dresses As Grim Reaper, Haunts Cemetery, Quotes The WB's Angel.
 
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans don't have much love for the pawpaw, one of America's native fruits. Hell most people probably don't even know what one is. Hopefully this will change soon for this humble fruit with a coming-out party
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Discovery Network responds to petition claiming they don't support women in science because they fired one woman and two men from Mythbusters, promise to try to bring Scottie back as soon as possible
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Fri August 29, 2014
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Coming soon to Florida restaurant menus: Manatee
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bitcoin, like porn, showing staying power. Sooner or later, you'll come across something you're into
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Wed August 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple seeks corporate sponsors for their wedding, will soon find out corporations give even less of a shiat about their wedding than the people they know
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
GOP uses Foley execution video in campaign ad. What? Too soon?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top 10 most fascinating NHL players of 2014-15, because the season can't get here soon enough and dammit, we need a hockey thread
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
The "Ice Bucket Challenge" is scheduled to jump the shark as soon as someone can convince a shark to dump a bucket of ice water on its head
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Is the "big one" coming? More importantly, will we be joining Elizabeth soon?
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Sun August 24, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
We're into 'True Blood's' final stretch: Will Jason hold out against Bridget? Is Hoyt out of his mind and has Bill changed his? Will Sam return for Sookie and Anna Camp has now blocked my calls. Join in and discuss episode 10
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(New Castle News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania may soon charge cyclists, snowmobilers, horse riders for trail use in their state. Surprisingly, some people are not happy with this
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Sat August 23, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Our long regional nightmare may soon be over. Good Arthur is optimistic at closing the sale this weekend for the embattled Market Basket
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(11)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police department will install hi-def cameras as soon as they steal some more of our stuff to pay for it
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(24)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How long before a million people are implanted with RFID chips? It's much sooner than you think
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(70)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saving the planet will get a little easier soon now that the evil scourge of high powered vacuum users will be put to an end
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Argentina's peso weakening at fastest pace since January, will soon explore the effects of division by zero
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. ebola patient Brantly will soon be released from hospital in Atlanta, begin his search for CARRRL
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Wed August 20, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If modern science has its way, someday soon we will all have better brain health than the common crayfish
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to soon to be out of business cafe owner, Australians don't like their coffee black
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Sat August 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Because there are just too few beat box bassoon and theremin duets performed in Revolutionary War garb
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The first mass-produced 200mph family car will soon be available. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed August 13, 2014
(HypeAngel)
 
 
 
How robots will be taking all our jobs soon. Yes, even yours
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(55)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Market Basket board of directors have a moment of genius, realize they need a resolution rather soonish. Hey, they booted a great CEO for a little bit more money, this *is* a moment of genius for them
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(43)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why we forget names as soon as we meet people. It's not that they're unmemorable, it's just that we don't care
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Mon August 11, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Bay" City, Michigan is going to be without water soon as they are losing 10 million gallons of water per day without a trace. If you see a strange puddle in the area please call authorities
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Thu August 07, 2014
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
Soon-to-fired NJ cop tells man who complains that the officer is violating his rights :"Obama has decimated the friggin' constitution, so I don't give a damn. Because if he doesn't follow the Constitution we don't have to."- ON TAPE
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to NATO, Russia is ready to invade Ukraine as soon as it nabs a few more passwords
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(26)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
USDA to Wal-Mart: "Sooo...just how much *did* you earn from food stamps last year? Wal-Mart to USDA: *crickets*
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Tue August 05, 2014
(The Hollywood News)
 
 
 
Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently novels could soon be made into a TV series: "Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul is one of the best books ever and Adams was a visionary who forever changed the way science fiction and actual science is written and talked about"
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Mon August 04, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG finds "Jane Earl Ray," the woman who almost killed Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in 1958. She's now 98, and soon to be most famous resident of a Queens, NY nursing home
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to the video game industry, a day will soon dawn when every game in the universe requires or at least strongly encourages an internet connection - when no victory will be complete without an automatic shout-out on Twitter"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Commercial airplane passengers could soon be issued parachutes along with their boarding passes. You know, just because
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(68)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Data suggests that market conditions are such that US wage growth is imminent, you know any second now....c'mon annnnny minute now, ya know real soonish...hello? hello?
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(25)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Oklahoma Sooners football team got their playPads yesterday - here's an unauthorized look at what kicker Michael Hunnicutt has to learn
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(30)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYCHA is putting homeless families ahead of domestic violence victims on public housing waiting lists. It's probably too soon for another Tick reference, isn't it
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Mon July 28, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Hello officer, I'd like to report that I think this meth I've been smoking is laced with something. Any chance you can take a ride over and check it out? Great, see you soon
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(28)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Putin won't be swimming bare chested in this Russian pond any time soon
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(40)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Coming soon to your dim in-laws' facebook walls-- this totally not fake video of a homeless arm-wrestling contest. You'll never believe what completely unscripted and not artificially viral thing happens next
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Merging late is better than merging as soon as it is safe. But we still hate you for it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hey Brits, your invasion of giant deadly Asian hornets is sooooo yesterday, today it's the invasion of the Asian SUPER ANTS (some not safe for work content on page)
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
For some reason men lose interest as soon as this woman takes them to her bedroom to see her kitty
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Mon July 21, 2014
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
University of Arkansas granted trademark for "Woo pig, sooie" hog call, are making plans for the largest gathering of Arkansan women ever
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Thu July 17, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Poor schools can't win at standardized testing because the answers come from textbooks they don't have, but as soon as we close all the bad schools, this problem is sure to disappear
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Wed July 16, 2014
(ITV)
 
 
 
17 travel photos you wish you'd taken yourself. Given the lack of watermarking on the examples, you soon will
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(38)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Oh, Hi America. Tommy Wiseau is unleashing his sitcom "The Neighbors" soon
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(28)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
To conservatives setting your trucks up to Roll Coal all over those snooty liberal Priuses-- The EPA says that's illegal. Soooo, THANKS OBAMA
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
US patent office tells Apple they can't patent a fingerprint sensor just because they don't want anyone else to have a more pleasant UX. In other news, Android phones soon to come with a fingerprint sensor that's worth having
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(29)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
California might have a Fluke of a senator soon
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(62)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
"Dear Tracy Morgan, we are really, really, really, REALLY sorry one of our trucks killed your friend and almost killed you. Please be gentle." Signed - Walmart, soon to be known as Tracymart
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Thu July 10, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Officials say Yellowstone Park will not erupt anytime soon, but tourists should try to avoid the sections of road which are currently melting
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish gingers could soon go extinct because Scotland is getting more sunshine, which is apparently like kryptonite to gingers or something
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
BRICS nations take stronger measures against the Dollar with the aim of soon keeping it out of the significant global economies, global trade finance
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Alaska humpback whales may lose 'endangered' status as numbers grow. Japanese promise get them back in the top 10 as soon as possible
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(68)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Hospitals soon to be hit by the most expensive drug shortage in history, as suppliers are unable to keep up with the demand for... saline? Really, nobody has a solution?
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez believes being a hot young celebrity in a bikini is "brave." Will soon nominate Miley Cyrus for the Medal of Honor
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sooo... no deal, then?
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Tue June 24, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parents who waited 18 years to have the house back, I have bad news: "Boomerang kids" are not leaving anytime soon, and if you wait for them to just "figure things out," they'll just outlive you
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(399)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop SOOK, a Swedish fast food joint
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(30)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Can Mayor Merlotte save Bon Temps from the H-Vamps? Is Sookie to blame for bringing there? Will Tara remain just as irritating? Join in and comment on tonight's premiere of HBO's 'True Blood'
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The end of the hipster: In 2014 we may have reached "peak beard." Could it be that these flat-white-drinking, flat-cap-wearing douchebags will soon cease to exist?
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
The stench of death will soon hang heavy in Michigan and it's got nothing to do with Detroit
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(20)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why Californians Will Soon Be Drinking Their Own Pee." Surprisingly, "because most of the good microbreweries have already moved east" is not the answer
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Wed June 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amazon decides to give its soon-to-be-released smartphone a 3d display hoping to replicate the success 3d TV had in taking that industry by storm
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(38)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas area 7-11 stores offer preview of what will soon be Colorado's number one selling item: Doritos Loaded, which are textured triangles filled with warm, melted cheese. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(58)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All those articles and advertisements telling you how important it is to convert your 401K to an IRA as soon as you leave the company? Yeah, about that
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(68)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Dronies - a selfie taken with a camera attached to a drone - soon to clutter up the Internet near you. "Now the ad industry has its hands on the concept, expect to see dronies used in every single ad you see from now until Christmas"
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Artificial Vaginas to become a thing soon, finally making the AV Club a cool thing to be a part of
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(27)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Thank you for calling 911. Please leave a message and a representative will collect your corpse as soon as possible
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(18)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to get drunk at the Shoney's while enjoying your strawberry pie
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Too soon 22 Jump Street. Too soon
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(46)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Heinz: 57 varieties, soon to include auto parts
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(9)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman soon to sing "I'm f*cking Michael Sheen"
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(36)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
This five-minute short about a drug called "Mech" is already being developed into a full-length film, and submitter will be standing in line for tickets as soon as he clicks "Add Link"
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(29)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Valerie Harper's incurable brain cancer is being kept in check. I guess that means Sandy Duncan won't be replacing her any time soon
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming soon, a new U.S. automaker with a $6800, 84 MPG, 3-wheeled "car" for those of you who thought a Smart car wasn't scary enough to drive
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investment adviser/author of "America's Coming Bankruptcy" says all your dollars are soon to become worthless pieces of paper-which is why he will selflessly take them off your hands and give you gold instead
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(38)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Competitive video gamers may soon be tested for performance enhancing drugs, like weed
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Is it too soon for a cheese plate? Our bad
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(98)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Spike Lee to be sued over Oldboy movie posters, just as soon as the lawyers hammer out the details
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(41)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
The soothsayers at NOAA stopped flipping coins long enough to announce that there is a 50% chance that the season hurricane season will be below normal
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(45)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Nintendo's Wii U abandoned by third-party game developers, meaning not only will it soon become Nintendo's worst-selling console, but the worst-selling console ever made
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(117)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Amazon to use 10,000 robots in its warehouses, will soon have as many robots on the floor as Best Buy
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(47)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Coming soon: The T-1000 of cell phones
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(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
California GOPer sends out a pro-gun robocall the day after UCSB shooting. Too soon?
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(289)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's news: Brain implants to cure mental disorders may soon be a thing. Future news: "Congress passes bill making voting for the wrong party a mental disorder"
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(32)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think your neighbor is rude? "The convenience of having a helicopter is not worth the inconvenience it's causing to all us neighbors" Because the morning commute is SOO bad
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(43)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The 29 best books of the summer which you'll soon say you meant to read
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(12)
 

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