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Sat July 22, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Notice the words "fake," "dishonest" or "lying" aren't used in this Tweet
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
There are several reasons Trumpcare failed. Reason number one: Trump
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Tue July 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stupid reasons to divorce: #23 - Your spouse won't reply to your text messages
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
OK, so there are 17 reasons why Taylor Swift was smuggled out of her apartment in a giant suitcase? My guess is Paul Simon is somewhere nearby writing a song?
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(The State)
 
 
 
Too many of today's parents do everything for their children and shield them from learning life's hard lessons
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
On the left, watch a mysterious worm with an anus for a mouth. On the right, participate in studied political comparisons
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McCain causes a delay in the healthcare repeal because he is unable to attend Senate votes for health reasons
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"7 reasons angry Trump is a threat to America." Only seven?
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
80-person human chain saves family from drowning. Link to the left, link to the right
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
100% pure beef* ... *Note: may contain horse microchips
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Mon July 10, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Study suggests patients needing and waiting for surgery have higher risk of dying... possibly from laughter contributed by certain obvious reasons
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Thu July 06, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Need more reasons not to trust your co-workers? New survey finds half of all workers would snoop at your salary and personal info if they knew they wouldn't be caught
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Money lessons learned in the military - "If you're on time, you're late"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
What happens if you stage dive, and no one catches you?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(TVLine)
 
 
 
You know that TV has run out of ideas when Warner Bros is looking to reboot "The Jetsons" as a live-action sitcom
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Thu June 29, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) Official Trailer to the left. Friendship lessons to the right
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hanger deck catapults; one of the many, many reasons why World War II US naval aviators wore brown flight suits
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Mon June 26, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death Beach has 'hidden dangers.' What, ASIDE from the ones making it a Death Beach?
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Sat June 24, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Remember the "random wheel of oil price increase reasons" we used to have here? Well ... *spins wheel* ...hey, this thing must be broken
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Fri June 23, 2017
(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
Seven reasons for having sex on a first date and why it's an amazing idea. OK must bookmark site
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Wed June 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwayne Wade had 24 million reasons to join the Chicago Bulls next season
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pregnant Indians are being told to avoid meat, eggs and lust, although at least two of the three are the reasons for their delicate condition in the first place
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
An education group has suggested there is a way to teach religious studies in public school that would satisfy constitutional requirements and be objective. Article to the left, detailed reasons why it would never work to the right
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Sat June 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner releases 132-year-old lobster for purely shellfish reasons
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Government Ethics Office dumps Trump's full financial disclosure at 5:00 PM on a Friday for totally non-shady reasons
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Tue June 13, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
From Roy Rogers to Gram Parsons to Jack White, they all wore "Nudie Suits" while performing, and get your mind out of the gutter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another intelligent gun owner teaches his children about gun safety by accidentally killing one of them
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto transit commission reveals the biggest reasons why your subway is delayed. "Train in contact with person" comes in at number five with 87 hours over 3 years. Lot of depressed people in Toronto
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
MS: Yes, Sony's 4k console is $100 cheaper and offers superior exclusives, but the XboneX is going to be a sales juggernaut, because reasons
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Sun June 11, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There is a fine line between the things that make you want to visit Las Vegas and the reasons to never go back
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Wed June 07, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Here are all the reasons why Trump will never be impeached
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here are all the reasons why Trump is on the brink of being impeached
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Twelve possible reasons we haven't found extraterrestrial life. Missing: We haven't checked under the couch cushions in a while
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Mon June 05, 2017
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Of all the reasons to give for disqualifying an 8-year-old girl from a soccer tournament, 'she looks like a boy' has to be one of the dumbest
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harvard will offer Game of Thrones themed class
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Starting WWIII? Simpsons did it
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Joliet Prison ablaze. Persons of interest last seen in an old police car with a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and wearing sunglasses
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. moving forward with 'The Jetsons' animated feature
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver observes that LeBron has trashed his forecasting system that didn't like Cavs' playoff chances, searches for reasons system failed. He has practice in doing this, you can tell
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
4 reasons why Donald Trump WILL be re-elected in 2020. Impeachment? Not going to happen
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Sun May 21, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What does the rise in immigration arrests mean for prisons?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Somebody named Vanessa Bayer is leaving SNL after 7 seasons of anonymity
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it turns out that teams intentionally tank seasons to get better draft positions
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Medieval moms: monarch-marrying monsters, machination makers, mysterious misbegotten murderers, moron mock-mourners, Duke fans
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Mon May 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
On this day, ESPN became self-aware
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After six seasons that seemed an eternity, CBS mercy kills Two Broke Girls
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Fri May 12, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Fans outraged that Tim Allen's sitcom gets the axe after six season. In other news, Tim Allen has had a sitcom for six seasons
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gotham, Last Man on Earth will both return for fourth seasons
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
A new JAMA study shows why those international health care comparisons that say the U.S. spends more money and has worse health care are bogus
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Tue May 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Many reasons are cited as to why people are having less sex. Study surprises Farkers who ask, "How could I be having LESS sex?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How does one go about procuring the services of a medical malpractice attorney? I'd love to provide details in the thread, but am unable to for reasons of discretion and modesty. Serious advice needed
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now you are gonna want to sit down for this: a TX lawmaker admitted his bill to reclassify TX prisons as "day care centers" so they could be used to house ICE detainees, was written by a lobbyist for one of the largest private prison corps in the US
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Two games tonight, BOTH elimination games. Penguins/Capitals @ 7:30pm ET - Will Ovie go golfing, will Sidney remember where the rink is? Late game once Andy sobers up a bit, it's the Buffalo Bisons against the Chicago Stags so it could be interesting
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
13 reasons why '13 Reasons Why' sucks as portrayal of teen suicidal tendencies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Horrific abuse and a coverup shows a Penn State fraternity learned all the wrong lessons from JoePa
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Judge gives Kansas City Water Park 20 million reasons to construct a safer water slide
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nonsensical pitcher ejection on a 76 mph hanging curve caps off Red Sox-Orioles dispute.This series just keeps getting more and more interesting for all the wrong reasons
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Decider)
 
 
 
"The Simpsons as a series has outlived its usefulness"
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
There are many reasons you never hear the words 'Scottish' and 'surfer' in the same sentence. This is probably one of them
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Fri April 28, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If your son's not doing his homework what's the best way to motivate him? A) Positive reinforcement B) Threaten to ground him C) Use a stun gun on him
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The government is cracking down on aluminum for national security reasons. Time to adjust your foil hats with something else
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists are working on a way to make bones all but invisible. For reasons. Yeah...um...reasons
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It's going to be like Sleepaway Camp, but with booze and karaoke, and maybe 98% less stabbing. Come for the Bloody Mary Bingo, stay for the scotch, cigars, and burlesque lessons. Seriously, this is arts and crafts the world NEEDS
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Central Florida town to fly Confederate flag at half-mast. I guess we need to send the army back down there
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Sony picks up the Wheel of Time series for television production. With any luck it will be 14 seasons with a completely new production team to finish out the last 3
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Is it OK to tell off other people's children?
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
15 reasons why this Star Wars film is the absolute worst in the franchise
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Mon April 17, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
United announces that it will no longer permit its crews to displace already-seated passengers, will have to find other reasons to beat them instead
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a good, sound investment to make with your money, Uber has revealed 2.8 billion reasons why you should totally and completely ignore them
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Thu April 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
TV station livestreams loop of 'Simpsons' scene for four hours - intentionally
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's office makes no response after investigators find privatizing prisons to save money actually ended up costing the state more. To be fair, he could be answering in an inaudible pitch way above human hearing
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Trump, who never settles lawsuits, just settled a lawsuit with Chef Geoffrey Zakarian
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
After eight NFL seasons and fighting the Persians at the narrow coastal pass of Thermopylae, Laurinaitis has decided to retire
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Only one more week until Season 7 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic starts. What are we Bronies going to do until then? Watch every episode of the past 6 seasons in a Pony Palooza Marathon underwsy on Discovery Family
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's extended family is running the Secret Service ragged, which of course means using up more taxpayer money for the least good of all reasons: worrying about the safety of the Washington Trumpbillys
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Wed April 05, 2017
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
15 reasons why renting a home is better than buying one. And yes, it's got Millennials in mind because the number 1 reason is "buying a home is hard"
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Tue April 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comey's secret Twitter is named after leftist writer who said sometimes you have to do distasteful things for moral reasons. Not sure but Comey might have been THE Bernie Bro who cost Hillary the election. Mind Blown
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
One of the main reasons why Hollywood may be heading towards a writers' strike: Netflix
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(City Journal)
 
 
 
American manufacturing is farked, but not for the reasons the politics tab says it is
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Mon April 03, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Study finds babies cry more in Britain, Canada and The Netherlands than any other countries, possibly as they realize they have a life of boiled food, deprecating comparisons to the US or jokes about Dutch Rudders ahead of them
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Sun April 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'm sure he had his treasons
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 11 seasons, 'Duck Dynasty' sounds last call
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I don't know why people keep criticizing Ivanka. Have you seen her cute little I'm-doing-important-stuff at-the-White-House outfits? And she's smart, don't ya know
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Uber now lets you adjust your route mid-trip. But it's still completely different from taxi services because reasons
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Increased smartphone usage" leading to distracted walkers is one of the reasons being cited for the 25 percent increase in automobile-related pedestrian deaths in recent years. So, they're justified, is what I'm hearing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
10 reasons why you can't lose your baby weight. I told you, you have to put rocks in the bag before you throw it in the water
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Raiders owner Davis "We'd seriously consider playing in Oakland for two, maybe three seasons". Oakland City Council President Reid "I plan to consult with attorneys to see if there's a loophole to force you out of our stadium lease"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Young Turks upset at comparisons to Breitbart, though they don't care when you remind them they share a name with that Rod Stewart soundtrack
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
Edward James Olmos will stand and deliver in next year's "Predator" sequel
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Mon March 27, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
For sale: 2-time NFC champion NFL team. Inquire within
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Sun March 26, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"I think The Walking Dead can be on the air as long as The Simpsons"
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's police chief and Lieutenant Leasure are on leave for unspecific reasons. No, really, Lieutenant Leasure is a person's title and name
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Fri March 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gas stations are disappearing all across Massachusetts because of reasons
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