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159 headlines found matching 'sons'
Thu July 10, 2014
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Okay, so Carmelo Anthony has 129 million reasons to re-sign with the New York Knicks, but this strip club offer of free lap dances for life should seal the deal
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(4)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
With Chandler Parsons signing a three-year $46 million deal with the Dallas Mavericks, Houston really does have a problem
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(26)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not content with calling for Obama's impeachment because "reasons", Sarah Palin makes John Boehner cry
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(225)
 
(Fortune)
 
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Simpsons are collaborating with cosmetic company MAC on a limited-edition makeup line launching July 26 at Comic-Con. Makeup gun applicator not included
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(38)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Confessions of a Fed-Up Bartender: 15 Things I Hate About You." How it should read: "I Hate My Job But Here Are 15 Reasons Why Its Your Fault and Not Mine"
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(197)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The thirty most all-American episodes of The Simpsons
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(11)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lee Boyd Malvo, the DC sniper, believes that he's learned some important lessons about not using human beings as target practice and would like to be let out of prison now, please
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(233)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
PJ O'Rourke: "27 sensitive, caring, green, and politically committed reasons to ban July 4th"
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(184)
 
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
30 small but mighty reasons that Rhode Island is the most underrated state in the U.S
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(22)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reasons Tibetans can thrive at altitudes that would make the rest of us gasp and reach for an oxygen bottle? Apparently it's because their ancestors did a lot of farking with the now-extinct human species known as "Denisovans"
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(119)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines begins international flights to Aruba, Jamaica, Bahamas, according to spokespersons Brian Wilson and Mike Love
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(26)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
6 reasons liberals are incapable of governing
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(179)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Soccer will never be popular in America because reasons"
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(131)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(News 92 FM)
 
 
 
If you bought a lottery ticket at a Shell station in League City, TX in January, there are 12 million reasons you need to be in Austin tomorrow
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(12)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How does humanity react after The Rapture? Will Tom Perrotta's novel translate well to the screen? Will Damon Lindelof brush off the criticism about Lost running 6 seasons too long? Will Liv Tyler get naked? HBO's The Leftovers begins at 9PM ET
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(58)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurers are falling all over themselves to get in on Obamacare Year 2 as signups exceed expectations by 50%. Average rates will still go up 8%, however, because reasons
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(389)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There is 3,500-year-old Egyptian obelisk hidden right out in the open in Central Park. And buried underneath it is a set of important symbols of the Freemasons. Somewhere Dan Brown is having an orgasm
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(81)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Head of the Club for Growth (of the Koch brother's bank balance) draws exactly the wrong lessons from all their recent losses: "Republicans think too hard about trying to make people that aren't going to like them like them"
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(47)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
"Shane, when a customer asks where to find a product, give them an aisle number, not directions to Albertsons" -- Walmart Management
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(79)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three life lessons that can be drawn from England's pathetic World Cup performance. "England sucks at soccer' strangely not among them
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(39)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
"20 reasons you wouldn't want to live in an America controlled by liberals like Obama"
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(166)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Diffuser)
 
 
 
Ten of the worst final episodes that ruined entire seasons of perfectly good shows. Yup, St. Elsewhere is there, as is Alias, Quantum Leap and BSG, but where the hell is Alf? (not a slideshow)
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(179)
 
(SLR Lounge)
 
 
 
Four reasons you shouldn't take pictures on train tracks. Uh, make that five reasons
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(57)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
77-year-old Democrat: "How, with no seniority and a promise simply not to get along with anyone, will you accomplish any of the things you want to accomplish?" Chris McDaniel: "WELL YOU'RE OLD AND CRANKY AND FURTHERMORE REASONS"
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(69)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
This year's dark horse for the Pulitzer Prize: "Five Reasons Why I Love Canada" by Jose Canseco
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(8)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
5 Reasons Hillary won't run in 2016
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(101)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fraternity insists it didn't block a pledge from joining because he was gay; they totally had valid reasons, but they just can't remember what they were
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(79)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Utah has rejected 995 vanity plates for various reasons, including perceived obscenities and overt obscenities. Here's a look at what they found offensive
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(109)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
There could be twelve seasons of The Walking Dead
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(113)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
12 reasons to watch Edge Of Tomorrow. The best part? It's all videos. Shhh, no tears, only dreams now
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(112)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Time was, son, when the local Sunday school parade would go right past the local porno theatre and the local paper would cover it without blinking an eye. This must've been 1982 or so, going by the positioning of the belt-onions
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(22)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hello mudder, hello fadder. Greetings from camp, diarrhea
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(41)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Yankees draft Mariano Rivera. This is not a repeat from 1990
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(22)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out the villain from Jurassic Park is just as bad in real life as well after being arrested for molesting a child he was giving acting lessons to
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(74)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Simpsons characters reimagined as NHL Logos. Come for the Homer Simpson Bruins, Stay for the Santos L. Halper Coyotes
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(21)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
"Here we are in 2014 and the Jetsons lifestyle still hasn't arrived. Thanks to pop culture's broken promises of delivering robot maids and whooshing Star Trek doors in a timely manner, we are all a little disappointed"
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(76)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Marvin Gaye's son, Marvin Gaye III needed a kidney transplant. News: He made an appeal for a donor on Entertainment Tonight. Fark: Someone actually came through after being moved by his plea for help
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pele's son gets red card for money laundering
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(5)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Looks like John Elway's son can throw it around too
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(22)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Neighbors' son playing his drums 24/7 and you feel that is lowering your quality of life? Bet your arse that's a lawsuit
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(57)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Simpsons unveil Poochie 2.0
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(48)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
BEST Korea creates a "gatorade" sports drink cultivated from mushrooms. "This natural drink is very effective in enhancing physical ability of sportspersons and recovering from their fatigues"
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(48)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
60% of Canadian teenaged boys are liars
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(55)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson to have a recurring guest role on Sons of Anarchy. This marks his first time as a regular in a weekly series since he was Paul in The Wonder Years
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(55)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Hey Son, you know those fancy toilets they have at Waffle House?
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(21)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Son of the late snake salvation pastor takes over Kentucky church, continues to handle snakes with the same dexterity
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(79)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Dad arrested for punishing 16 year-old son; Son was forced to carry 23 pound stone for at least 3 miles
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(185)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The stories behind 10 ghastly album covers you've seen and shuddered at. "Heino, my son, you are beautiful and angular and you make my uterus implode with affection"
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(30)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Ten life lessons from Navy SEAL training. Lesson #1: If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed
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(57)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Trend Junky)
 
 
 
Here are five times The Simpsons predicted the future. Well, Fox did turn into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, we didn't even notice
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(52)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Those TSA full-body scanners designed to protect airports that were pulled out because people were too sensitive? They're now being used in prisons to ensure prisoners aren't possessing contraband
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(79)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will the idols work for an extra hundred miles to ruin Jimmie Johnsons day? Will Kurt Busch make it to the track after Indy? Will Jeff Gordon be able to finish the race? This is your World 600 discussion thread. Race starts at 6pm EDT on Fox
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(1173)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the US, white collar criminals who get caught scamming billions from innocents spend a few years in elegant Federal prisons that are like country clubs. In Iran, those types of criminals get executed
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(113)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Old school cell phones like Nokias, Ericssons and Motorolas are making a comeback because they fit cleanly in your pocket, their batteries last for a week, and they're not as fragile as an egg or a smart phone
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(214)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland needs a half-million foreign workers to offset low birth rate and aging population, says immigrants will get free language lessons by interpreting racist graffiti sprayed on their cars and houses by angry, drunken, unemployed Scots
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(138)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priorities, priorities. Should I find someone to watch my two and three-year-old sons or just leave them in the car with crushed up pills and drug paraphernalia while I go to the beauty salon to get a Brazilian wax?
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(87)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Custody battles over a child are always emotional, brutal, soul-destroying ordeals. It's even worse when it's a custody battle over a child's ashes
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(54)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
How does your state fare in terms of preventing debtors prisons? Trick question. You're pretty much screwed wherever you go
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(141)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Are the Simpsons a Jewish plot? Is Bart a Mossad agent?
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(31)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(YourTango)
 
 
 
Six reasons why the "hookup culture" is a myth. So you mean I'm NOT the only one who isn't getting laid?
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(93)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you know the person who has been placing poisoned meatballs where dogs could easily get to them you may now have 10,000 reasons to come forward
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(51)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Beckham is worth $336 million. But it doesn't stop his 15-year-old son taking a job at a coffee shop
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(33)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Prisons still experimenting with capital punishment
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(25)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Mom who loves her son too much to let him be exposed to raunchy music at McDonald's apparently doesn't love him enough to not feed him McDonald's
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(57)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to own a Penn & Teller action figure set? How about Stephen King, R.E.M., or Bret The Hitman Hart? Well thanks to The Simpsons, your nerdy desires can finally be fulfilled
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(29)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Lack of women in states such as Kansas and Nebraska turning flyover states into world's largest open-air sausagefest
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(177)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Father wants 24/7 babysitter for his son. His son being Heisman Trophy and BCS championship winning quarterback Jamies Winston
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(33)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Wheeeeeee
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(58)
 
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Note to all criminals. CCTV cameras aren't the best item to steal... for reasons which should be obvious
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(8)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Images from Simpsons/Family Guy crossover released. Peter & Homer will fight over beer. Naturally
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(45)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Conservatives OUTRAGED over #bringbackourgirls because, well, reasons. You know
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(374)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Step aside, Jacob, you're no longer the most popular boys' name in America. Hellooooo, Noah
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(67)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother is shocked. SHOCKED That her 5 year old son has been banned from playgroup for dressing like a princess
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(176)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Subby got one of his stories accepted for a really cool looking Lovecraft/Grimm mashup book on Kickstarter. Contributions to the left, snarky reasons why this is a dumb idea to the right
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(4)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Heavy truck drivers take bicycling lessons to make them more aware of cyclists, learn their weaknesses so they can more easily run them off the road
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(71)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, can my son get high from twerking? Sincerely, mom out of tune with today and trapped in a bubble
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom tells cops to lock up her 42-year-old son after he went on 'drunken rampage' and destroyed her house with a baseball bat. This is why Florida is in desperate need of basements
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(42)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career...I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. I chose to write the sequel to Spring Breakers. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Disney Princesses in bikinis?
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(43)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
For reasons not entirely clear, tech IPOs have gone from bugfarking-silly a few weeks ago to nothing today. Wall Street observers expect Alibaba to get the party restarted
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(16)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In its ongoing struggle to discredit the healthcare reform law it created, the Heritage Foundation comes up with nine reasons the Affordable Care Act is not working, none of which are true
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(117)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Unknown general to be nominated to replace another unknown general (who's being fired from a unknown spy agency for unknown reasons) is facing unusual resistance from Congress over mismanagement of an unknown computer system
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(20)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
King's son steals surfboards. Acting like proper royalty does the king: a) pay off the victim to hide the crime, b) tell the police not to prosecute, c) publicly shame his son through the media
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(49)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Using a bank's restroom to shoot-up heroin, then passing out, then waking up after the bank closed, then calling the cops to get out is no way to go through life, son
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(46)
 
(Slightly Warped)
 
 
 
A whole bunch of reasons not to move to Australia. #25 is actually a jellyfish
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(52)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
"I quit pay a tonight because of self at son and aortic and ahour and hill e a s th", says fired PayPal exec caught sayof
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(100)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
New frat is all about the par...wait, scratch that. It's about helping young men with Asperger's
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(22)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most high school boys take a girl from anywhere between grade 9 through grade 12 to the prom. This boy takes his great-grandmother to his prom
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(45)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
A new Republican derp dynasty is in the works as Scott Walker's son looks to enter politics, says his politics are "somewhere between Chris Christie and Rand Paul"
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Awwww..... Couple married for 42 years dies with minutes of each other. Fark: When they jumped in front of a moving train to kill themselves
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(146)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Eleven more reasons why you will never see Jesus in your lifetime. For one he'd have to wear shoes just to get inside most places and he doesn't do shoes
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(109)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A father and son were carjacked by a man who had just robbed an ice cream shop after an intense argument with the clerk that it was pronounced "sherbet" and not "sherbert"
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(33)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld hopes new goofy looking vests will keep their whale trainers safe from overzealous, angry whales who want to escape their tiny prisons
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(52)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When asked about fathering a child in Vietnam, veterans' responses range from making it their life mission to find them to hanging up the phone yelling "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!"
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(46)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
China bans The Big Bang Theory for policy reasons. Bans 'The Practice' because it's awful
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(138)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Daughter really wants her unemployed dad to get a job... so she hands the First Lady his resume at the White House's annual Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
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(52)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Once again let's be clear on this: every "horny 16-year old girl" that wants to chat online is really an undercover cop-unless they are a youth pastor who is trying to catfish young boys into sending him naked selfies
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(67)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
"Son, there comes *hic* a time *hic* when you become a man. *hic* here, take the *hic* keys, you're driving *hic* home tonight." "But dad, I'm only 13 and have never driven before." "You're a man *hic* now son. Do it ^hic^"
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(34)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Man gets fitted with bionic eye, claims to be the son of Scott Summers and Jean Grey
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(97)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills cheerleaders are suing the team for many reasons, including that the team instructed the cheerleaders on 'how to wash intimate areas.'
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(83)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for wearing a red thong and no pants on a subway train after making love to a bench while smoking crack is no way to go through life, son
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(42)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated unless they are homeless and make customers feel icky
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(30)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorious took acting lessons before he had to testify in court
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(125)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Reasons why artificial intelligence isn't going to turn evil to the left. Your rebuttals to the right
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(67)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man faces legal battlefield due to fallout from hearing the call of duty to suffocate his child so he could play his Xbox, will certainly not be getting a halo where he's going
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(63)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Dutch prisons suffering from severe undercrowding and nation wonders where it can get more criminals
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(37)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Judge drops murder charges against 9-month-old baby for reasons
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(49)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Norwegian amnesiac may finally be allowed to Czech out
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Thu April 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman posts a video of her beating her son with a belt on Facebook and tells viewers they are "free to call social services if they wish". They did. She's in jail now
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
This summer you can watch the Simpsons go from good to great to crap as FXX airs all 552 episodes back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back
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(100)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mentally-disabled man "beaten to death by two boys with a baseball bat for his Xbox." Life achievements remain locked
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Listening to rap music drives teenagers to drink. Well, adults and music lovers, too, but for different reasons
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(35)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Christina Hendricks once caused a bike accident due to exactly the reasons you think
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(55)
 
(HBOWatch)
 
 
 
HBO confirms Seasons 5 and 6 for Game of Thrones. Season 6 will consist of the actors standing around waiting for George R.R. Martin to write some new material
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(82)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Searchers looking for missing hikers. Search areas include the Arapahoe National Forest and the southern Indian Ocean
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(111)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out that the real winners of the NCAA tournament were the father and son dance team who showed off their slick moves during half-time
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(5)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Daily News Journal)
 
 
 
Tennessee to approve free community college for all high school grads. Kudos to the left. Reasons why it wouldn't work in your state to the right
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Engadget)
 
 
 
EU to require electric vehicles to emit noise to alert pedestrians of their presence. Subby wants his car to make that Jetsons's bloop-bloop-bloop- bloop sound
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(167)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
FXX renews 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' for two more seasons. The Pickle Party has prevailed
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(46)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bad boys bad boys what ya gonna do
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(15)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Stock market down because of reasons and shut up
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(30)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Men who smoke regularly before age 11 have fatter sons. And a few other issues I would think
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber's dad joins his entourage. This explains so much
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(18)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Congressman Lee Terry (R-NE) on why he was late to a hearing: "My plane was canceled for mechanical reasons. Probably an ignition switch." Awkward
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Anyone who has stepped on a Lego brick at 3am barefoot might agree, but for different reasons
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(19)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Wet, drunk, and pantsless is no way to get onto a school bus, son
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(12)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Don't discipline your son after he hits your daughter in the face with a bag of chips at a 7-Eleven? That's a car to the legs
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(19)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Crazy evangelist proclaims Kanye West to be the son of the devil, because who else would wear a skirt on stage?
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(28)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Don't kill your son over the cable bill and stab yourself to go fight him in the afterlife. Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV.'
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are 23 reasons why Florida is the best state in America. The article writer must have forgotten to mention the one million reasons it's a cesspool of depravity and insanity
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(28)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
A lost cellphone leads to a drunk man pulling a gun on his wife, threatening their 2 children, shoving the gun in his wife's mouth and making their 6-year-old son become a man by loading and unloading a Glock pistol several times
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(68)
 
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Two boys rescued by firefighter flew to New York to be on The Today Show to discuss their story. And while the family was in New York, someone broke into their home and stole virtually all their possessions
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Thu March 27, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Parents sue school claiming son got PTSD after being put in detention
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(66)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash's son will continue to exploit his father's memory by releasing more "newly found" recordings
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(40)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mom outraged as the former school security assistant who slept with her 15-year-old son freely walks out of court after guilty verdict. Fark: For the second time in a week
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Lego)
 
 
 
The Little Prince is the last book submitter's wife read to her son who was dying of brain cancer two years ago and she'd be really pleased if this Lego set became reality. Please go vote for it and make it happen
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(31)
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Ex-teacher sues Catholic school that fired her for getting pregnant while unmarried, despite famous precedent
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(53)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Some cops pose as girls to collect sex offenders, some to collect teen boys' selfies
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(40)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Son remember, simplification is valued over complication. Therefore, 427 - 316 = 111. Oh and Son, Common Core is wack, study it out
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(318)
 
(Fanbolt)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe had an odd relationship with Emma Watson while filming 'Noah'. When asked about it Crowe said: We did Viennese waltz lessons every Sunday. And then we would go and have a cup of tea
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(52)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Reasons to visit Canada: 1) taking a hike in Banff National Park, 2) seeing the exotic animals in the Toronto Zoo, C) eating Taco Bell's chili cheese fries tortilla wrap
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(7)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Swanky new Philly highrise will inject vitamin C directly into your shower for reasons that are not completely clear
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(17)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Mom gets lots of sympathy for dying son, who she maybe kinda poisoned
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father can't get school to help stop his son from being bullied does the logical thing. No, the other logical thing
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(318)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not news: More "Lord of the Rings" unused footage. Fark: From the 1978 Ralph Bakshi animated version
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(37)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Mother rushes to her special needs sons school to comfort him after he has a panic attack. Resulting in a lockdown and the mother arrested because? A) She had drugs on her, B) A teacher has a restraining order against her, or C) She didn't sign in
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Patch)
 
 
 
When you decide to try to interfere with a cop who's arresting your son, make sure that you wear your best mascara for mugshot goodness
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Fri March 21, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Delaware basketball coach misses Joe Biden's call. No worries, Joe was just gonna hit the clubs, grab some brews with the boys. Kick it old school
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(6)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Dining etiquette around the world. Fails to include Florida, for obvious reasons
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(12)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Now, here's a little story I got tell, about a trademark infringement suit that didn't go so well
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember the Congressional stenographer who was carried off the House floor after yelling about Freemasons? Her husband says that "God was speaking through [her]"
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(125)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Utah claims gay marriage is just like abusing your employees, because reasons
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'The Simpsons' made a 'Downton Abbey' parody, and it's pretty shocking. Or would be, if this were 1991
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(50)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sappy: Mother rallies community to raise funds for her dying six-year-old son so he can take trip to Disneyland. Asinine: It was all a scam. Sick-Fark: Mother had son convinced he really had cancer and would be dead within a year
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On The Bubble: Will any of these 34 TV Shows be back next fall? That one is gone, that one too. We all knew that six seasons and a movie was never going to happen for that one. C'mon, you can admit it (Warning: slideshow)
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prescriptions for ADHD drugs have doubled in the past four years. The reasons are unclear as the study was fragmented, unfocused and incomplete
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(40)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
9 reasons why programmers' pants are often on fire
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(52)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Schlafly Beer and Phyllis Schlafly fight over who gets to trademark the family name. I'm guessing most Farkers will support the former for one or more reasons
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Wed March 12, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Rectal bleeding, coughing up blood, pain in feet, ADHD, and too damn fat: reasons that get you out of jail in Florida
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I pity the fool who sues Mr. T because he claims to be his illegitimate son he abandoned causing him to not drink his school, stay in drugs, and not do milk. Unless it's just jibber jabber
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