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500 headlines found matching 'social media'
Sat January 21, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Women's march on Washington needs to oppose cures for zygote infections for reasons that are somewhat unclear
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
"Bigly" is the most looked up word that was never actually used in 2016
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government censorship has already begun
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This can't stand. Make ready my ship, General. It's time to show those dogs what we are made of
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Read the handwritten letters Bill Clinton and George W. Bush wrote to their successors, and before you do, guess which one has the 'serial killer slant'
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Despite many social media jokes, neither Kid Rock nor Ted Nugent were asked to perform at the Trump Inaugural. I'll bet if they threatened to play Mexican President Peña-Nieto's ball
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When Donald Trump takes the oath of office, one president will be proudly standing by him in spirit. Unfortunately, it's going to be James Buchanan
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trump's Android phone confiscated by the Secret Service, replaced with ultra-secure phone-shaped rubber squeak dog toy. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Local Atlanta TV reporter retweets support from Georgia congressman after reporting about why Pizzagate isn't fake. Fark: The congressman he retweeted isn't real
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington urged to update distracted-driving law from the flip-phone stone age of 2008 to account for smartphones and tablets. You currently can't text or hold a phone next to your ear, but posting to FB and bingeing on GoT are totes legal
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The News claiming Fake News swung the election has been declared Fake
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jackie Evancho, whose claim to fame is losing a talent show nearly a decade ago, is not worried about how singing at the inauguration will affect her "career"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Thanks, Obama' Event in DC Today Live Streaming - Join in Applause Across Country - Bonus: Farker's Hula Group is performing a chant/dance for Obama at 4:30pm
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Hey (7 points) you (5 points), touch (24 points, double word score) me (5 points) there (14 points)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
ISIS was building this fighter jet in a garage in Mosul when Iraqi forces overran it: "If it had been operational, ISIS would have been only the second terrorist group in history to have had air attack capabilities" (pics)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Instant Pot was Amazon's top seller, and also created highest number of complaints by customers who were pissed that it wasn't THAT kind of Instant Pot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A stunning new study reveals majority of Trump voters received most of their election news and information from Fox News
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Wed January 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, at least the Otaku are leaving their houses and getting some sunlight
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The Democrats will stop baiting Trump when he shows he can refuse the bait. Which means they won't stop
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're upset that your supposed pot dealer ran off with your $40 and never returned. Knowing full well that buying weed is illegal in your country, you naturally C) call the police
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Update to the TotalFark & BareFark membership drive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Alt-Reich comes to Washington to seek Kyle. "He's about this tall. Have you seen him? Kyle? Seen Kyle?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump will continue to use unsecured Twitter account @realDonaldTrump instead of the government secured Twitter account @POTUS. What could go wrong?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has revealed his plans for his first two days in office - To do absolutely nothing
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Nebraska has experienced the joys and pain of college football recruiting in the last two weeks. The Huskers are looking to finish strong on National Signing Day. You know, the opposite of how they played on the field
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha mall owners alert millennial kids unlike those fascist hippies in California they can still use social media to recreate "New Radicals" music videos in their properties
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Giant alligator found in nature reserve, seeks vengeance against Happy Gilmore for what he did to his father
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Seahawks are unlikable, as written by some national scrib......wait, a Seattle writer?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Steelers HC: The Cheatriots are a bunch of assholes and we're going to beat their asses and make them cry. Now make sure not to do anything stupid, like post this speech on social media. Antonio Brown: No worries, Facebook isn't social media
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Scottish newspaper labels American inauguration as a relaunch of the Twilight Zone
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thanks Internet ... for giving us too much sex
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Superdead
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Chargers fans learn the pain of ragrets
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A look inside the scariest place in Iowa, the Villisca Axe Murder House
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(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with celebrating Robert E. Lee Day on top of MLK day, City of Biloxi renames MLK Day "Great Americans Day." Bonus finger pointing when they're called out on it
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith goes full Jaden Smith in another bizarre social media rant
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Fri January 13, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Article asks the obvious question: 'why people hate U2 so much?'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hell yes
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Researchers are developing new technology that helps keep the elderly informed and entertained so you don't have to feel so guilty about not visiting your grandma every weekend
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Thu January 12, 2017
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers document the spread of hookahs in America by counting how often they show up in people's social media photos
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Near-perfect ice circle? I'm not saying it's ice aliens
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inviting people to step on your national flag is insulting? Who knew? Says Amazon incredulously
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
71 ways that online marketing will NOT change in 2017. #72 - Bill Hicks will still tell marketers to kill themselves
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Tue January 10, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
King Cake Baby account brings nightmare-inducing selfies to your Twitter feed, will battle winner of Trump vs. Cherokee County School District
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Porn searches for the Trump family surged after election, because apparently even Rule 34 ends up beaten and sobbing in the corner sometimes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twitter goes nuts after unearthing vacuous vapid talking point airbag of hate Tomi Lahren's old Tweets. There are some true doozies here
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Mon January 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Emirates Flight EK0863 canceled due to Samuel L. Jackson movie
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer article written by head of the Cleveland Clinic is promoted, then disavowed, then taken down, then put back up, then disavowed again sort of. And now here it is promoted again. It's a veritable circle of Cleveland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elderly woman eats a couple of pounds of sand every day. H.I. McDunnough's cellmate being sought for questioning
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sit down before you read this, but most teenagers don't read or understand social media website terms and conditions. But yo if, like, those terms are plain Englished and stuff, they get 'em and kinda don't think they're so fleek AT ALL
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
You can now buy a robot fishing buddy who won't drink all your beer, unlike a baptist
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Big ass number of people have just been arrested in the Kardashian Paris robbery case
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"One thing middle America could do is realize that no educated person wants to live in a shiathole with stupid people." Yeah, that's gonna go over well
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You hit the pinnacle of parenthood once your children hit middle school: They can feed themselves, bathe themselves, and dress themselves. But they still like hanging out with you
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara praises the anal tradition of the Golden Globes
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman in broken wheelchair towed home by heavy duty truck and then it gets 'Murica
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Next "celebrity" to line up and publicly blow Trump at his inauguration? Fabio
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Sun January 08, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
сделать америки здорово снова
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Foreign crimes or acts of war against American interests are legal if they're against my political opponents
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(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA to stream its first regular season game live on Facebook when the Golden State Warriors visit the Sacramento Kings. Difficulty: Only available to fans in INDIA
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Sat January 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Passenger jet strikes drone, sparking calls for restrictions on airliners around drone zones
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Fri January 06, 2017
(News24)
 
 
 
Germany sends out fake news story warning after Breitbart fake news story, which is every story on Breitbart, last Subby looked
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for "fake news"? (a) Spy Magazine, (b) Jon Stewart, (c) Comedy in general
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset the clock
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Delta apologizes for relocating crying baby from first class to coach. Next time try the overhead bin
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Llamas on the lloose
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Medium publishing to lay off one third of staff after advertising income is only so-so
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
South Korea appointed a government officer to monitor Donald Trump's Tweets
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Chrysler unveils selfie-taking concept car. The only problem is finding friends who don't mind everyone on Facebook seeing them riding in a Chrysler
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(The Quietus)
 
 
 
Good news for 2017 - The KLF to return, presumably wishing they hadn't burnt that £1M
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin plummets 21% on news that it's backstopped by Franklin Mint Collectible Plates that MAY go up in value
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Authorities say the cause of death of a parkour runner involved in a "train accident" is "not yet known." I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was "getting his ass run over by a farking train"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There is an eerie photo circulating on the internet of what must be either an angel or a demon or a palm tree
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How to stop the spread of fake news: "Maybe the news should stop trying so hard to entertain." We're so boned
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Young and the Restless star Eric Braeden posted a racially insensitive meme on his Twitter account, though he claims he was the victim of hacking by his evil twin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman and functional clockwork automaton Kayleigh McEnany defends Donald Trump's incendiary Tweets by saying "There hasn't been a nuclear war yet"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary will attend Trump's inauguration, you know just in case
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No, you weren't the only one weirded out last night by Brent Musburger's bromance with Joe Mixon during the Sugar Bowl
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Cambodian police hunt for three men who Photoshopped their king into gay porn: "Gay Cambodians note with a wink that the king is a style-conscious bachelor and former ballet instructor in Paris"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Wendy's burgers owns @NHRide on social media by asking him if he has ever heard of a method of storing fresh meat without freezing it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Ha, yeah, we were just kidding about gutting the independent body that investigates political misconduct, honestly. Our complete reversal is nothing at all to do with someone using 280 characters or less"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Do you lib in a bubble?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: When not to take selfies? A. At a tourist destination B. While out at a bar with friends C. After escaping a Brazilian prison
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Debbie Reynolds forever memorialized by the cast of Disney's 'Halloweentown'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran decides we didn't suffer enough in 2016
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
The many varied flavors of Soylent, hurt Butt butthurt, and a remote-controlled underwear vehicle. Unless you're still as hung over as Don Lemon, you'll get a laugh out of the Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2016-12-25 to Sat 2016-12-31
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everything about Obama and Trump's political messages summed up in two very different presidential New Year's tweets
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nothing whatsoever happened last New Years Eve in Cologne. But they still deployed 1,500 police officers this year to round up men who look North African. Just in case
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
A lot of people give slacktivists a lot of shiat. Here's why they are wrong and why we should encourage more "flash activism" in the era of Trump
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Just Green this please, I'm busy updating Facebook, sending tweets and trying to score on Tinder
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Was Mariah Carey's Times Square concert deliberately sabotaged to get higher ratings and social media play? Looks like it
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Lake Superior State University unveils its annual list of banned words, which includes "bigly," "fleek," and for some reason "bête noire," which was a damned fine Bryan Ferry album
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Don't run a marathon. It is potentially harmful and a complete waste of your time." Subby is way ahead of you there, buddy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stop being a drama queen about celebrity deaths
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
What's not to like about this recipe for 'wine cheese shots'? *hork*
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh my god, he really can't help himself, can he?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California mall bans teens who are unaccompanied by adults. 32 stores immediately file for Chapter 11
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Social media doesn't pull any punches on Ronda Rousey's loss
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Fri December 30, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
3 Miami police officers fired for joking on social media about shooting black people, or 10x the punishment they could have expected for actually doing it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
While we all mourn the celebrity deaths of 2016, it's important to also note who didn't die: Bob Barker, George H.W. Bush, and Hugh Hefner
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's not often I agree with Charlie Sheen, but I gotta go with him on this one
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese George Michael fans of a certain age credit his landmark 1985 Workers Gymnasium concert in Beijing for getting them to think about freedom, careless whispers. "He changed China"
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Charlie Hebdo staffers decide that gunfire is played out, select the Polonium poisoning option instead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When you gaze long into the the abyss, George Takei gazes into you
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck admits it's tough to swallow
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(XXL Mag)
 
 
 
The biggest news among sneakerheads is one of them turned a pair of Yeezy Boost 350 v2s - the model with the infrared stripe - into ice skates. Yeah, I know - no farking WAY, right? But they have video and everything
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Melania Trump wants to champion free speech. Shame she's doing so while suing bloggers and newspapers for defamation
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Wed December 28, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
California teens rescued after boat capsizes in Florida Keys. "Make sure your bilge works before you run five miles offshore and realize it's too late. Other than that great day on the water"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Incoming White House press secretary Sean Spicer: "President Trump's use of Twitter will be something really exciting that's never been seen before"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police suspect Social Media in mall violence in at least nine states. Subby hopes they will get that guy before he strikes again
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
From President Obama's pardon of Bill Cosby and Cosby's subsequent suicide, to Cam Newton's arrest for throwing the Superbowl, and Martin Shkrelli being gunned down in a drive- by, this is the year in review as told by Fake news
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Christmas Eve menorah tweet seems to have upset some of his supporters. And the people who know you're not supposed to light all the candles on the first day
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
My God. Todd Starnes may have finally written an article that many Farkers will agree with
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thai student first to be arrested, denied bail for insulting new poopy-head King Vaginalonghorn
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
2016 has made the world a less funny place. Comedian Ricky Harris has died at the age of 54
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
1024B ought to be enough for anybody
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three post-Christmas mall food court brawls in three different states. Who knew patronizing Hot Dog on a Stick could be so perilous?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony Music twitter accounts hacked, falsely tweet death of Britney Spears. Her music career still reportedly on life support
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Lawyers and accountants who serve as chapter 7 bankruptcy trustees are learning what most teenagers have already figured out - you can't always believe what you see on Facebook and Twitter"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It seems that Sarah Michelle Gellar can't tell one gay male '80s UK pop star from the other
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump team accuses media of politicizing RNC email asking Americans to celebrate "the good news of a new king"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Wars Rogue One is #1 with $70 million, Sing a distant #2 with $34.5 million. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's Passengers debuted at a weak #3 with $12.4 million, and Why Him bombed at #4 with $10.3 million, due to the presence of James Franco
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Sat December 24, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Dumbass: NYPD raids the wrong house. Fark: And Snapchats the family in handcuffs with "Merry Christmas Its NYPD"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
5 reasons fake news killed facts in 2016. Reason #6: Your grandparents finally set up their wifi router to autoconnect
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter is the only former president to RSVP for Donald Trump's inauguration. Apparently he's excited about the prospect of moving up another notch on the "Worst Presidents of All Time" list
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oregon law professor, who wore blackface at party and intended her costume to provoke discussion, discovers the problems with nuance and the media. The moral of this story is don't do blackface no matter what the reason
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Arabic moron kicked off plane has long history of being moron on plane
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Darn Seahawks always getting helped by the league, like getting put in the No. 2 seed just because they have the second-best record in the conference
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
The Rockettes have been informed that they are obligated to perform for Trump, because nothing says President Trump like a group of women forced against their will to dance in his presence
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't go committing a crime in Texas. In fact, don't go reporting one either, if you know what's good for ya
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Old 'n' busted: Fake news. New hotness: Fake weather
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cryptic signs warning of something terrible to happen on New Year's Eve in Aurora, Illinois; police not sure if threat is real or just someone's excellent, party time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook lurking makes you miserable, according to new study. Next study hopefully to investigate how miserable actually posting on Facebook makes you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you doing that Elf on a Shelf thing for your kids? Congratulations, you are prepping them to accept an Orwellian, hyper-surveillanced police state
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Effective science communication, surprisingly, does not involve calling opponents mouth-breathing, science-hating knuckle draggers
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If you're a 61-year-old tourism official out of town on business and you decide to live-stream a half-hour of nude "adult content" to your lonely husband back home, best not to cross-post it to the Convention and Visitor Bureau's social media accounts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Schools aren't doing enough to combat the crap kids are made to believe at home
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Trump may have finally lined up some marquee talent for his inauguration, the Beach Boys. That is if the marquee was from the sixties. Apparently, the Mills Brothers are unavailable and Lawrence Welk is dead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
California police believe they have found the body of a woman who, tragically, will forever be remembered only as a former contestant on the reality show "Bridalplasty"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians take fake news to a bizarre new Russian level
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(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Here the top 10 scientific retractions of 2016. Hold my beer and watch me cite this
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy to recognize different kinds of seamen again
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prince Harry says that to be happier, you should spend less time on your smartphone and more time in your many castles frolicking with supermodels
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
"Black Lives Matter" gear sold on Walmart.com? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Democrats are so tolerant that they are three times more likely to unfriend or block someone on social media and five times more likely to shun and avoid a family member who has a different political opinion as themselves
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
If you're seeking Kyle, he's on his porch across from the elementary school... cradling an assault rifle. Because, you know, he's a "hunter"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sixteen ways 2016 let us down
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Fifth Harmony switches genres to Barbershop
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Mon December 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan Airlines adds ritual goat sacrifice to their preflight checklists to ensure good luck
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Seven of the 10 most stolen cars are more than 10 years old: "The smart thief knows the latest cars are only a waste of time because of anti-theft technology"
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jordanian security forces storm castle to free tourists held by armed men. No word if they had fun
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Force is with Rogue One as it raked in $153 million, the 12th-biggest opening and 2nd best December opening behind The Force Awakens. Moana was #2 with $12 million, Office Christmas Party #3 with $8 million while Collateral Beauty bombed at #4 (Spoilers in thread)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Even if you have superior athletic skill, you'll appreciate the awesome upper body strength of this paraplegic athlete who just climbed a 500-meter high mountain IN HIS WHEELCHAIR
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Embattled Labour Party "leader" Jeremy Corbyn angrily leaves karaoke party after people started chanting for Tony Blair's return
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana Republican: Americans should run all Muslims out of business and anyone who employs them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump supporter successfully causes a seizure by tweeting an animated .gif to an insufficiently worshipful reporter who's an epilepsy sufferer. But don't you dare call his action "deplorable," it'll hurt his feelings
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mylan releases cheaper version of EpiPen, at half the price, after media outrage. Of course forgetting that they've increased the price 500% since 2007
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Apparently, Mike Babcock has decided to give Leafs fans Jhonas Enroth for Christmas. Makes sense, considering Santa's sleigh could fly right through that 5-hole
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Fri December 16, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Move over, Alex Jones; Facebook may have started a real Infowar
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Damn, and I just spent $229 for that smart door lock
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Pitbull pulled down a cool $1 million to talk about Florida's sexy beaches, which is nice work if you can get it
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romans incensed at Spartan Christmas tree: "This is madness"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This piece of space junk has the best Twitter account
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Fake news writers hate him because of this one weird trick
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dylann Roof found guilty, really didn't have to look that far
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Reasons that Toronto lost to Seattle in the MLS Cup include, rain and snow leading up to the game, -10 temperatures and poor play by stars caused by CFL players being on the field 10 days earlier
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Wed December 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian term of the year is "Democracy Sausage", a traditional snack served at polling places. In the US a Democracy Hot Dog is when you vote for organic beef but get one made from lips and rectums
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Cracked.com writers read another chapter of Drew's book and update it to 2016. This month: Chapter 7: Seasonal Articles
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Tue December 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you like seeing rookie baseball players cross-dress or wear controversial costumes, we have some bad news for you
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran returns to social media, teases new music and murder spree
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Mon December 12, 2016
(NFL Communications)
 
 
 
Pro Bowl to finally give us a reason to watch by including skill challenges such as precision passing, relay races, and PROFESSIONAL DODGEBALL
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton takes time out from running child sex ring and chopping up babies to say that fake news is an 'epidemic'
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(Time)
 
 
 
How to win your company's holiday clandestine gift exchange
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cadillac did Nazi this coming
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(Westword)
 
 
 
"Sir, you're breaking Denver's sidewalk camping ordinance. I'm going to need to take your blankets as, uh, evidence"
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Sat December 10, 2016
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
For the next few weeks would you avoid eating in a restaurant that only plays Christmas music?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brits outraged that television has ended perennial Christmas tradition of airing nationally beloved all-ages Christmas movie: "Elf" by Will Ferrell. Yes, 2016 has somehow gotten worse
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that middle school children are not nice people
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
For Farkers who want to leave their mom's basement and also enjoy asking politicians embarrassing questions, Mediaite has the job for you
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
No that is not George W. Bush and that is definitely not Hulk Hogan
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Pewdiepie: hurrrr durrrrr i troll u
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
The people most influenced by Fox News' War over Christmas are people who don't go to church
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fired cop had tried the 'I'm not racist you are racist defense', plans on contesting firing probably by saying that it is intolerant to not allow his intolerance
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of going to the cops with the evidence, bar owners put security video of a customer stealing the tip jar on social media in hopes of guilting the culprit into returning the money. "We own a bar, people get a little intoxicated, stuff happens"
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
An interview with the newest voice of late night whose show took a sharp political turn and hasn't turned back, Chris Hardwick
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump attacks steelworkers whose jobs he bragged about saving. It's almost as if he's insincere about the things he says
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Congress: You have a legal right to post a negative review without fear of retaliation by the company or person reviewed
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. is selling the naming rights to rail stations and rail lines. In other words, you can take the Amazon Santa Monica train to the Google station and switch over to the Pornhub valley express where pulling a train is no problem
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Economist)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon to launch Breitbart in the original German
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
We have your drone. Don't make us come and get you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to Trump, President Obama was "the most ignorant president in history," a "weak" president who made "terrible deals" and one who founded ISIS-which explains why Trump is consulting him on every appointment and transition move he's making
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernardo Bertolucci says that the controversy over butter in Last Tango is just one big wacky misunderstanding, like when Ricky Ricardo swapped the Parkay with I Can't Believe It's Not Consensual on Lucy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The dumbest Christmas presents. Come for the Emoji poo pillow, stay for the social media shower curtain
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Calling Gatlinburg, TN residents "mouth-breathing, toothless, Trump-suckin' pond scum" on social media isn't nice, is not good for steady employment, and can make you an arson suspect
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
"Are we really gonna do this?" an exasperated CNN anchor asks wormhole of ignorance Kayleigh McEnany after she tries to defend the "Pizzagate" conspiracy and would-be shooter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want a Chinese bank loan? Got any collateral? Got a naked selfie?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers prove their deplorability by trolling Facebook pages posting photos of a woman missing in the Oakland fire, including pages of the woman's family
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The leftwing media got it wrong man. Michael Flynn did not pass around fake news PizzaGate story. However, Michael Flynn Jr. loved it. Michael Flynn Sr. does love a good BS fake news story, just not this one
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese police will soon have the power to pull the plug on the internet in times of ****Carrier Lost****
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Stark naked
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Bannon's strategy of being a tremendous a-hole has backfired at his old workplace. Breitbart soon to have less advertising than Twitter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's cabinet is shaping up to be filled with the finest, most dedicated, fake news-believing public servants America has to offer, like potential AG Secretary Sid Miller, also known for being the first official to call Hillary "the C-word"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP share 24 experiences in 24 hours on responding to impaired driving. Half of the stories involve officers overhearing "Hold my beer, I'm going to try something"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News threatens war with Donald Trump. Whoever wins, we've all already lost
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin says he'll stop doing his Trump impression on SNL if Trump releases his tax returns. So here's to the years of tiny hands and "gyna" to come
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Horse drawn carriage accident injures three in Kansas City. This is not a repeat from 1892
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
We may hate fake news, but we sure did love the Weekly World News. In fact, Florida loved it so much, they elected Bat Boy as Governor
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Cricketers confused by George Bailey's new batting stance caused by having Zuzu's petals in his pocket
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fake news, real bullets: Suspect with rifle arrested at DC restaurant named in 'Pizzagate' story
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Police collar decapitation suspect
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Forget those eight glasses of water a day, beer is safer
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Moana holds onto the #1 spot with $29.6 million, Fantastic Beasts and How to Mishandle Luggage Holding Them #2 with $16.9 million. Doctor Strange floats to #5 with $6.5 million while newcomer Incarnate thuds at made-up spot #11 with $2.2 million
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if Tony the Tiger made sweet love to the Cinnamon Toast Crunch baker guy? Well wonder no more
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Sat December 03, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
LAPD uses fake news about deportation to apprehend suspects, regret nothing
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Lawyer sues college student for bad Yelp review, asking $100,000. Judge biatch-slaps lawyer and orders him to pay $26,831 to the pro bono lawyer who defended the student. Tag is for the lawyer that sued
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Russian hackers have already outsmarted the algorithm that can differentiate between real and fake news, so reporters are now adding humans into the mix
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Crunchyroll)
 
 
 
Domino's in Japan is dressing up their delivery scooters to look like reindeer. How long until one of them runs over a grandma?
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Latest on Joe McKnight investigation: shooter did not stand over McKnight's body firing shots, shooter is not a cop or ex-cop, McKnight was raised by a deputy sheriff
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diplomat from fascist police state beats Mongolian rapper for wearing symbols from different fascist police state
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hackers steal 2 billion Rubles (or about one third of a Lebron) from Russian bank
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 25-year look at the many ways in which the right wing has manipulated the "political correctness" boogeyman to serve whatever particular need it had at that moment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Luke Bryan does not like audience members who give him the free bird
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Latest Harry Potter movie accused of being 'Anti-American,' proving the J.K. Rowling is not alone in having a wonderful imagination
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump tells his cult members "Now the real work begins", which would normally be humorous coming from someone who's never worked a day in his life, but this "work" is more frightening than funny
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret accused of featuring 'racist lingerie' in fashion show, as paying hundreds of dollars for dental floss tied in knots is cultural appropriation (Not safe for work)
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(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Jesus-thieving three admit Wollongong mall nativity heist. Try saying THAT three times fast
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: 'I am your density.'
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can get your very own copy of Newsweek's commemorative "Madam President" edition on eBay. Should pair well with that Cleveland Indians World Champions 2016 T-shirt your uncle sent you from Africa
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Do black penises matter?' Black radio host destroys Tomi Lahren when she cancels her appearance at the last minute
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen sets house on fire over boyfriend 'beef,' showing once again the dangers of bovine husbandry
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(Network World)
 
 
 
DARPA gamification plan to get deep-thinkers, game-changers to collaborate
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While many corporations are pulling their ads from Brietbart News after increased media scrutiny of the site and its CEO's white nationalist ties, Nissan has announced it is staying. Said their spokesman: Did you forget which side we were on in WWII?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss CEO pens a letter politely requesting that shoppers don't bring guns into their stores. Customers respond "OOOOoooo Say your prayers varmint"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Criss Angel and David Copperfield are involved in the most superfluous Twitter feud since the last B-List celebrities got into a social media snit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Ivanka Trump: Climate Czar" You know, considering who got her daddy into power, "czar" seems like a very appropriate title
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poet calls out Americans' addiction to technology. Although no one would ever know that he wrote the poem if he hadn't made a digital video and posted it online
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US Office of Government Ethics advises President-Elect Trump to divest ASAP, using communications mode Trump understands the least, uses the most
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Wed November 30, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting dubbed the "best looking couple in Britain" on social media still only means you're British good looking
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(BBC)
 
 
 
India's supreme court rules that national anthem must be played in every cinema BEFORE the film and audiences must stand when the anthem is played. Your move President Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the slump in oil prices, Saudi Arabia needs an actual functioning economy and wonders if maybe locking half the population out of the workforce might be a bad idea
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Meet the guy in the cowboy hat and white beard who held up a sign of unity outside of a mosque in Irving, TX
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
President who received fawning coverage from MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NPR, Vox, The Daily Beast, WaPo, NYT, Time, PBS, the Daily Show, and Colbert says the reason his side lost was that people were watch the incorrect TV station
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's unworkable plan to restrict personal choice, Britain's Health Secretary proposes ban on sexting for under 18s
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
A peek behind the orange curtain: Effects of Trump bypassing traditional fact checking journalists and media to indoctrinate millions directly
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Cubs win World Series, Trump wins election, now it's snowing in Saudi Arabia. Will the last one out please turn off the lights?
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Ex-Mcdonald's employee finds that the company frowns upon worker initiated menu enhancements, especially the ones reserved for police officers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oh c'mon, he did not say ... holy shiat, Trump's favorite for DHS really did say he'd imprison a million Americans in Gitmo
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Twitter would ban President Trump, but Facebook wouldn't
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"The destruction took off on social media, where witnesses posted videos and photos of shoppers kicking aside shoe boxes and wading through the dystopian wasteland"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The medical research industry is so focused on profits that patients with a rare disease have to cure it themselves
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be a Black Friday unless a hockey game broke out in the middle of a mall
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wife of one of Vladimir Putin's aides decides to do a Holocaust-themed ice dance on national television
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I am d... d... drowning, s ... s... suffocating"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The latest contestant on Celebrity Sex Tape: Rose McGowan
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway continues her attacks on failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney
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Fri November 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
1. What other people are saying about him; 2. What other people are thinking about him; 3. His bank account. *Reads article* Damn, subby guessed right
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now Kellyanne Conway is slamming Mittens
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute For Needless Research releases report that shows young people are more gullible than older folks
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Wed November 23, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Beanz Meanz Banz
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(White House)
 
 
 
Live: Lame Duck pardons Turkey
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Buffalo Bills fan admits to drinking booze from teenage girl's backside, charged with probation violation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fans pray for Kanye West. But what of Omarion?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So far Planned Parenthood has received more than 50,000 individual donations - all in Mike Pence's name
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to Wikileaks, the New York Times has to run this actual headline: "This Pizzeria Is Not a Child-Trafficking Site"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Teenagers can't tell what is news. If only there were a book from 2007 about how mass media tries to pass off crap as news to help them learn the difference
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Tue November 22, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Joe Buck hears your criticism and it makes him sad. No flags. Joe Buck probably wouldn't be around if Al Gore's internet initiative had happened earlier. No flags. Joe Buck would like to express a heartfelt thank you to Al Gore
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman shaves kitten, plucks whiskers, sells it online as a hairless cat for $700
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Militarized police deploying "non-lethal" arms while defending corporate profits at Standing Rock. Dozens hospitalized, hundreds with hypothermia, one woman's arm literally blown off
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Community College is shocked to find out one of their cheerleaders goes "Gimme a K" three times in a row
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South African pastor under investigation for his admittedly unorthodox practice of spraying his congregants in the face with insecticide
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(Metro)
 
 
 
News: police are attempting to reunite a naked man with his owner. And by naked man, they mean a replica statue of Michaelangelo's David. Fark: They post a picture of him with his 'privates' blacked-out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump cancels meeting with the New York Times because they were too mean to him during the election
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Mon November 21, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
39% of Americans would give up sex to never worry about hacking. DDos before Hos
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan takes the Ohio State rivalry seriously. OSU takes it to another level
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola is giving its polar bear mascots some holiday love for the first time in three years
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fighting Trump is going to backfire when he doesn't do anything nearly as bad as what he campaigned on
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cracked the Twitter password again
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(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not really a holiday parade unless there's a pole dancing entry
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest nefarious and terrifying skulduggery being committed by police: reading publicly-available information. Those conniving monsters in blue, will they stop at nothing? Next thing you know they'll be using technology to monitor drivers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's not news, it's Facebook
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Canadian parliamentary debate derailed by fart
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And in today's Incomprehensible News From Australia: "Daredevil speedboat hooners terrorise locals in a dangerous new social media craze called 'Tinny Bashing'" (w/ pics, video of tinny bashing)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
New tool for preventing deaths by selfie. Best prevention missing: don't
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Whaddaya mean, my Trump "signed" hats and books weren't penned by the Right hand of the Donald himself?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Legendary lush Peter O'Toole turned his co-stars into drunks, even formed a group called Alcoholics Unanimous
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
President-Elect Trump demands apology from "Hamilton" cast for their diversity speech to VP-Elect Pence after show because Trump called "Time-Out"
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The problem isn't "fake" news, it's the media trying to pass off crap as news. I think there's a website about that somewhere
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Media that couldn't embed too many Jon Stewart, John Oliver, etc DESTROYING, EVISCERATING, and ANNIHILATING Republicans videos, suddenly worried about "fake news"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When stigginit goes wrong. Trump supporters protest Starbucks by spending money there
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Missing Perth man found bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee in Thailand. Oh, that ain't workin'
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
This overcooked school hamburger is creating quite a stir online, but hey it is probably better than what most school lunches are to begin with
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In another case of "why can't both sides lose", Russia is blocking LinkedIn
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Obama: "If we can't discriminate between serious arguments and propaganda, then we have problems". Talk about closing the barn doors after the cows are gone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Someone got M. Night Shyamalan to weigh in on the 2016 election twist
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fake news outperforms real news. News Directors everywhere stroking their beards in a super-villiany fashion
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Interview with one of the top shared fake news writers on Facebook: "Trump's followers don't fact-check anything - they'll post everything, believe anything"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporters threaten to boycott Pepsi over a fake news story they fell for hook, line, and sinker
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
BP introduces Miles, The Interactive Pump to spare millennials the horrors of pumping gas. Don't bring up the 210,000,000 gallons of oil unleashed upon the fragile Gulf of Mexico ecosystem or he'll need his 'Safe Space'
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LAPD planning stings to crack down on holiday 'porch pirates'
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong when news anchor doodles on live TV...?
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Bernie Bro loses election bet, has Trump photo tattooed on a place selected by Facebook fans. Naturally they choose his lower back
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
New Balance reaps the fruits of Trump endorsement, awarded title of "Official Shoes of White People" by the Neo-Nazis
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like all of Steve Bannon's buddies have lost their Twitter accounts the day Twitter announces crackdown on hate accounts. How come Donald Trump still has an account?
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Try to remember that the Secret Service also reads Twitter
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There's a scandal in the Ukraine, as nude pictures emerge of the 24-year-old minister in charge of integrating them into the EU. Bonus: She is HOT and it's (Not Safe for Work)
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Like to cook and want to win a free trip to Spain? Just submit your best environmentally responsible recipe to the United Nations
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
The FBI now get access to the 99% of Twitter that you're not able to see
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apple is considering developing wearable glasses. In another Tim Cook creative storm, they will be called iGlasses
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Jersey policeman pulls a Pee Wee and saves all animals from burning animal hospital
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"You guys lost, get over it," says group waving Confederate flags
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Well that's a big surprise
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
You are the mayor of a small WV county and you see a racist Facebook post? That's a likin'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aside from hate and fear, what else has Donald Trump taught us?
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Sun November 13, 2016
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Well, this is awkward
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(Variety)
 
 
 
North Carolina censors SNL
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guess Trump cracked whatever Twitter password his staffers were using
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Thanks to the combination of Hayes modems, the BBS, and FidoNet, old people were doing social media before Al Gore, AOL, and millennials invented it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "So they're telling me I have to stop using Twitter once I'm president"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Someone has just posted a negative comment on Facebook after you screwed them in a business deal. What do you? If you're Jeff Smith Chevrolet of Georgia, you threaten to get nude pics of them and ruin their career
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Pizza Day. Arguments about who has the best pizza to the right. (Hint: It's Chicago, haters)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baltimore school superintendent Tweets out message calling on educators to show their minority students that they will "love and protect them" in the wake of the election, and of course white people lose their collective minds
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New report says Donald Trump paid an average of $5 a vote, half what was spent by Hillary Clinton. Which is really about $150 a vote if the total includes all the free air time by CNN
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Social media comedians discover new big-gapped Toblerone chocolate bars are great for holding pens, newspapers, CDs, DVDs, or smartphones on your desk
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a list of amazing things that have happened in 2016 to balance out all the recent crap
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The silver lining to the entire presidential election? Wild child Tiffany Trump could be the most entertaining President's daughter ever
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Whoever thought fishing could be so sexy?
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(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Winning the day late and dollar short award, Facebook moves to clamp down on fake news stories
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
As punishment for them screwing up the election (again) God smites Florida with a rare type of bedbug not seen in over 60 years
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
It has begun
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It was the Democrats' embrace of neoliberalism that won it for Trump
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reporter admits journalists are smug, liberal and look down on Trump supporters. Also reports that water is wet and fire is hot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? Well, I dunno either, but THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'somewhat delayed by election madness' edition
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(Mic)
 
 
 
ISIS growing faster than ever on social media. Sorry not ISIS, it's the white nationalist movement
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
"My observation of the anti-Trump protests is that it mostly involves young people. This is their first fake-Hitler scare"
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(Science | Business)
 
 
 
Is the Facebook algorithm to blame for Trump's win? Top geeks say maybe. Top. Geeks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Journalism failed us in the 2016 election
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
What's In: Police riots, hate and war. What's out: The Global Economy, Peace. Richard Nixon, LBJ look up in awe at the new Red Devil who is gone forth, knowing he has but little time. In fashion: shackles, slave labor, post-apocalyptic toys
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most important question to have answered before entering your polling place: Is it legal to take a selfie with my ballot? This guide will tell you whether or not it's legal in your state
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
C U in the NT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Five myths about voting that are statistically BS
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Look no further than social media to blame for this election clusterfark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade said on the air that Austyn Crites' grandmother, Wilda Austin, was "voting" despite being dead since 2002. This came as quite a surprise to her, as she is still very much alive
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump wasn't 100% sure who his wife was voting for and felt the need to glance over at her ballot while she was filling it out
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Mon November 07, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kellyanne claims Trump still has control of his Twitter account. Also, Trump's hair is real
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Rail services between Berkshire and London have been disrupted by leaves, a power cut and an 'awkward' swan on the line" (w/ pic of swan)
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
We've got our gold ingots, survival bars, a case of Thunderbird, and whatever the hell a Patriot Privy is. Live from the Fark Bunker it's your pre-election warm-up
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: cable news is hurting America. New hotness: Facebook is hurting America
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Crippled kid kicked out of Trump rally welcomed with open arms at Obama speech. Evangelicals need to vote for Trump because Jesus hated the disabled just like Trump (Not safe for work autoplay video in sidebar)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
In 2010 a woman scamming immigrants offered to pay $1.2 million to her victims to avoid prison. As of 2016, the state has $200,000, her victims have nothing, she's not paying, and nobody cares
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Protecting your children, the wise and noble public servants of San Joaquin County, California put the hammer down on the looming menace of ceviche bootlegging
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
18 year-old girl selling vag shoots to stardom online. Wait, veg. Not vag
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Delicate snowflake cannot get over Daylight Saving Time, will need psychological counselling and a binky
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you can't make up your mind on who to vote for three days before the election, you'd be in the same lot as other Americans
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Facts are stupid things anyway
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: BACtrack mobile smartphone breathalyzer. For your weekend entertainment. (Sponsored Link)
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