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91 headlines found matching 'soccer'
Fri August 15, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Heavyweight boxer and goalie face off in soccer ball-punching competition
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(19)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's not easy to score 21 points by yourself in a game. Especially when it's a soccer game. Bonus: knocked the opposing team completely out of the league
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Tue August 12, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Attention tourists: If you're visiting the United States there are some things you can do to blend in, including adding ice to every drink, call football soccer, and brag about being dumb
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Short List)
 
 
 
You might not know, but beneath the EPL lie another three divisions of soccer, packed with overweight players, crazy chairmen and nasty coaches - and the new season starts tonight
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Thu August 07, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you think soccer moms get angry and bring the crazy on wait until you get a load of skater moms
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Tue August 05, 2014
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Honda's manlike Asimo robot is still around and it's learned to mix a drink and take penalty shots in soccer as it descends deeper into the uncanny valley (pics, vid)
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Professional soccer player for Reading invites team fans to a FIFA 14 tournament...at his house
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why North America will never be a world soccer power, reason #298: lousy domestic refereeing
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(57)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
A crowd of 109,318 watched Manchester United defeat Real Madrid at Michigan Stadium on Saturday, setting a record for the most fans to see a soccer game in the United States
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Wed July 30, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Boss of Germany's biggest soccer club can't come to US for club's summer tour because of visa system crash
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Pro Soccer Talk)
 
 
 
Fernando Torres' transfer fee: $80 million. His salary: About $15 million per year. Watching Chelsea basically beg anyone to take him off their hands: Priceless
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For you soccer fans: a nifty breakdown of a near-perfect setpiece goal by Luke Mulholland of RSL; for you non-soccer fans, oh look, something almost interesting nearly happened in a soccer game
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(19)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer player scores goal from his own half of the field against Manchester United after spending the offseason kicking 50-yard field goals at Denver Bronco practice facility (vids)
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(29)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Freddy Adu, anointed savior of American soccer 10 years ago when he entered MLS at age 14, signs deal with first-division club in Europe. Oh sure, a Serbian SuperLiga club, but still, he looks pumped to be in Jagodina
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drunken British hooligan soccer fans. New hotness: Drunken British hooligan wasps
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(16)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Soccer supporters look to raise £100 in memory of two rival football fans who died aboard flight MH17 while going to watch their team. Then the internet happens (Tag's for those who've proven what soccer fans can do when they put rivalries aside)
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Goal)
 
 
 
The US's soccer program is in the stone ages, compared to Germany. That's depressing. I'm going to go kick rocks now
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(105)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Retailers in Japan-- stuck with boxes and boxes of World Cup gear after national team crashes out of opening round-- are deep-discounting to move it all out. "There also seems to be a bit of a price war on Japan soccer potato chips"
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(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that Americans won't care about soccer for another four years, 64,000 show up to watch Seattle play Portland last night
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Argentina soccer fans channeling their inner Vancouver
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(49)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So America's moral decay should be blamed on: a) guns, b) soccer, or c) Ann Coulter
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(126)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The robot soccer World Cup, where the goal is to make robots that can dominate humans by 2050. What could possibly go wrong?
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(11)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck announces he wants patriotic Americans to join him for an event at the McAllen Detention center... to deliver food, toys and soccer balls to the children being held there and to advocate for letting them stay
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ok let's go around the room and hear ideas for the promotion of our new brand of men's suits. Hey, how about we dress up a hot looking guy and make him play soccer with wild lions?
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(7)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Screen Robot)
 
 
 
Why FIFA soccer is one of the most valuable video game titles in history
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(16)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
FIFA official has never watched a soccer game in person
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(30)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disembodied soccer fan
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(11)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Soccer referee demonstrates ultimate "flop" technique
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(5)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
America may not be on the soccer...sorry, "football" bandwagon yet, but yesterday's match proved that we're damn near close to getting on it
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(146)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Now we can all stop acting like we care about soccer
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(221)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver predicts USMNT is becoming international soccer's version of Atlanta Hawks, hauls out numerous line charts to demonstrate. Zaza Pachulia unavailable for comment
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(23)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"It's a weird day in America when all of a sudden everyone starts hating beer, chocolate and waffles"
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(19)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Soccer will never be popular in America because reasons"
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(131)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
When does soccer make the news when it doesn't involve the World Cup? When a player critically assaults a referee
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The place where Obama held his victory party on Election Night 2008 is no longer big enough to watch a soccer game
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
When Robert De Niro knocks on your door and asks to watch the soccer
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Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Luis Suarez banned from the remainder of the World Cup and soccer in general for four months, says it's eating him up
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
On the eve of the big match, US Men's Soccer Team head coach Jurgen Klinsmann announces he'll write a doctor's note for anyone that needs to get out of work to watch the game. U S A. U S A. U S A
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(22)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter hates soccer because it is destroying America thanks to its lack of "major injuries and personal humiliation"
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Dog watched World Cup games in New York and couldn't have been more supportive of soccer fans. Just kidding. He POOPED all over them
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Tue June 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Solo gets out of jail in less than 12 parsecs
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
English fan consoles Americans over Portugal result, assures them it's more fun this way
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Bernoulli effect failed Justin Verlander on one play on Saturday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three life lessons that can be drawn from England's pathetic World Cup performance. "England sucks at soccer' strangely not among them
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(39)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Chilean porn star promises 18-hour sex marathon if her country's team beats Holland, adds that she is even better at lying on the ground while moaning and writhing than any professional soccer player (SFW)
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While millions watched the world grass-diving championships in Brazil, the 100th anniversary of the start of WWI was quietly marked by a recreation of the 'Christmas Truce' soccer game between German and British soldiers in No Man's Land
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Fri June 20, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland's new national hero - the soccer fan who traveled to the World Cup in Brazil to root for Uruguay as they beat England
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(20)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Everyone in this Brazilian family has six fingers on each hand, and they are rooting for their home country's soccer team to win their 6th World Cup
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Gerrard warns of "terrible, long summer" if England's national soccer team fails to win today's match against Uruguay. Millions of Brits flood the Internet to research unknown phenomenon called "summer"
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(33)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Has the United States become a soccer nation? You bet it has, and here is how it happened
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(152)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Yesterday's World Cup matches replayed on some of the most popular soccer video games of the 1990s - Sensible World of Soccer, Dino Dini's Soccer, Actua Soccer and This Is Football - will give you something to watch until today's games start
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Wed June 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Five questions Americans have about the World Cup but are too embarrassed to ask. Tag for you if you can not answer at least 3 correctly
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(184)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert was every USA soccer fan last night and it was perfect
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(36)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Doping is just as much part of international football as it is in any other sport, and some suggest even more so. Given the evidence it seems naive to think that doping is anything other than systematic in football"
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retail electronics sector in Britain enjoying a 30 percent increase in business as soccer fans upgrade their TVs to watch England lose in high-def
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(30)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you live in America, you shouldn't feel embarrassed about calling European football 'soccer' in front of European football fans
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(174)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
United Nations Human Rights Commission calls on all homosexual soccer players to come out of the closet and declare their sexuality in the only possible way soccer could get any more gay
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(18)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Argentina offers Tony Romo $10 million to cheer for Brazil in World Cup soccer
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(11)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Everything you need to pretend to know to not sound like a complete moron when you talk about soccer this month. Wait, you're talking about soccer? TOO LATE
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Soccer fans can now buy doctors' notes online so they can call in sick on World Cup match days
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To celebrate the start of the World Cup, here are all 32 national teams matched with their NFL doppelgänger. Can you guess England's?
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(41)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Provincial election in Ontario on Thursday could be decided by World Cup soccer game in Brazil 4,000 miles away
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says Brazil is going to win the World Cup, so now you don't have to pretend to care about soccer this summer and can devote all your attention to the non-stop action and excitement of baseball
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(32)
 
(Oregon Sports News)
 
 
 
The World Cup starts in a few days, and while a few insane soccer nuts could tell you the save percentage of the second string goalkeeper for Croatia, the rest of us could use a pocket guide. Fark has you covered
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Soccer America)
 
 
 
As measured by attendance at soccer matches in the U.S. this year, America's two most popular teams are the Seattle Sounders and the Mexico Mexicans
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(44)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the greener-than-thous were pearl-clutching over soccer moms and their 20mpg SUVs, China was getting busy flattening 700 mountains
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Grandpa shows young soccer punks how it's done
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(19)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soccer stud
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(19)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"So what if Qatar's World Cup bid was corrupt? So is almost everything about soccer"
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(51)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sheep World Cup held in Colombia, with animals dressed in colors of Brazil and Colombia taking part in soccer game. Reports say the sheep were better at soccer than Team USA is expected to be
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(11)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer team asks fans to have the balls to donate their organs
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(10)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Paper airplane swoops into Wembley stadium to hit soccer player for the best play of the night
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(20)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Adidas unveils bluetooth-connected soccer ball that measures dozens of parameters of every kick that sails wide of the net in game's interminable 0-0 draws
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(189)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
Excitable soccer announcer Ray Hudson has some thoughts on Landon Donovan not making USA World Cup team
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(38)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Good news: No selfies from World Cup. Bad news: No emergency calls either
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(11)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The U.S. announces their World Cup soccer squad, which doesn't include Landon Donovan for the first time since 1998
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(88)
 
(Pro Soccer Talk)
 
 
 
Uruguay and at least a quarter of the soccer fans on Fark are in panic mode has Luis Suarez has suffered a knee injury in training requiring surgery
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(53)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
City of Orlando files lawsuit to force family-owned church to sell its land to make way for new $115 soccer stadium. Thanks Obama
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(108)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer star on $370k a week may leave the league champions because...they forgot his birthday
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(22)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Here's what a $1 million US-paid-for soccer field in Iraq looks like
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(122)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
It's Soccer Silverware Saturday Can Arsenal end the drought? Can Atletico save us from another Barca title? Can Dortmund get Pep sacked? All this and.....not much else really in your FA Cup/DFB-Pokal/La Liga thread. Games start at 12.00 EDT
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(285)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Times Press Recorder)
 
 
 
Bear wanders past baseball game which evidently failed to hold his attention. Park officials hope to trap him by staging soccer game that will bore him to sleep
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FIFA president Sepp Blatter admits that holding a soccer tournament in a country with 120° heat might not be the best idea in the world
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(59)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australia's soccer team threatens to hop its way into history and out of the World Cup
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(19)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fifteen people die in stampede at soccer game in Congo. Just to put that into perspective, 15 people die at pretty much everything in the Congo - weddings, birthday parties, train trips - there will be a double-digit death toll when the dust settles
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soccer fans traveling to Brazil for the World Cup told not to scream when they are being robbed at gunpoint because it just annoys the criminals. "Tourists come mainly from Europe and the United States, where they do not see this crime very often"
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(69)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
English national soccer team already hard at work, not training but coming up with excuses why they will suck at World Cup in Brazil. Latest reason: El Nino, which will cause England's players to sweat
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(16)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(ITV)
 
 
 
When it comes to the world stage, the only thing that Britain is worse at than soccer is the annual Eurovision song contest. Here's a look back at the worst of the worst. And it will take your breath away
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(28)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The incredible story of the world's first transgender soccer player
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(17)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For those of you who thought soccer could not possibly be more boring, you were wrong. May we present 'sand soccer.' It's like soccer, only waaaay slower
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(16)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Only the Shadow knows who it was that was caught on camera at this South American soccer game that freaked out fans by gliding through the crowd
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(70)
 

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