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Headlines matching 'snow'
Mon February 06, 2012
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(The Union Leader) Hero 76 year-old woman launched into a stream after losing control of her snowmobile. According to reports, she may have hurt her wrist. Go Granny  (unionleader.com) (27)


Sun February 05, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing Surprising number of Americans unhappy that North Atlantic oscillation has resulted in mild snow-free winter for most regions. "I am disgusted that golfers are golfing on my cross-country ski course," says climatologist  (msnbc.msn.com) (102)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Guardian) Silly Great Britain could get up to 4" of snow this weekend. EVERYBODY KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP  (guardian.co.uk) (72)


Tue January 31, 2012
(SeattlePI) Silly People in Seattle after a major snow storm in 2008: We don't have enough snowplows. People in Seattle after a major snow storm in 2012: We have too many snowplows  (seattlepi.com) (61)
(Some Guy) Misc Sasha Grey and Brittany Snow play a game of Would You Rather  (shocktillyoudrop.com) (107)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Mother-of-the-year tarts up 5-year-old for TV, sues media for $30M because her snowflake is "perceived sexually"   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (172)
(Some Guy) Interesting More lemmings last summer mean more snow owls on the hunt today. No, this is not a metaphor for the political scene in America  (battlecreekenquirer.com) (29)
(YouTube) Cool Today's awesome highlight from 2012 Winter X Games: First snowmobile front flip ever landed in competition  (youtube.com) (19)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Cool Guy) Cool The coolest snow structures you will see today. Just chill and enjoy  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (39)
(LA Times) Silly You know it's a slow news day when the Los Angeles Times takes issue with the accuracy of Google's Snowflake Doodle  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (34)


Sat January 28, 2012
(WINK) Florida Legislature considering bill to allow parents to fire teachers if they don't give their little snowflakes an A  (winknews.com) (84)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine When your little snowflake loses a toe in an escalator accident, do you C) sue the manufacturer of Crocs?  (ocregister.com) (123)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Man challenges 40 friends to spend at least $20 at a local hardware store that has been around since 1857. Things just snowballed from there and the store had their best day in years. This is the way to take back America  (finance.yahoo.com) (82)
(Some Guy) Sad For the first time ever a Snowy Owl migrates to Hawaii. Avada Kedavra   (hawaii.land.blogs.civilbeat.com) (64)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Cracked) Strange "Snow White in Narnia has been greenlit? What about Snow and the Seven Kung Fu Badasses?" How Hollywood has decided to reboot classic children's tales  (cracked.com) (56)


Tue January 24, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely "How to raise the next Steve Jobs." No mention of letting your precious snowflake take LSD and drop out of school to backpack around India  (cnn.com) (202)
(Boston.com) Sappy To combat the winter blues, here's a slideshow of cute dogs in the snow  (boston.com) (32)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Morning Sentinel.com) Spiffy Maine man builds the "Phantom." A homemade snowmobile with a heater, a CD player, and a rearview TV monitor. His inspiration is " the old game from PlayStation, 'Spy Hunter,' because I think it is cool"  (onlinesentinel.com) (77)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Critical of Seattleites in the snow? This reporter would like to invite you to have a nice warm cup of STFU  (king5.com) (203)


Thu January 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool 10 icy and impenetrable snow forts. Your mom's heart mysteriously absent  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (12)


Wed January 18, 2012
(KATU) Strange Unusual winter storm dumps snow on Oregon Zoo. Come for the confused cheetahs; stay for the snowman being mauled by lions. Warning: slideshow  (katu.com) (53)
(Fark) Fail How many Seattle TFers are up and dealing with Snowmaggeddon?  (fark.com) (164)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Jalopnik) Amusing Your annual Morons Driving in Snow thread, with video goodness from Seattle. BONUS: Idiot installs snow chains on REAR tires of FWD car  (jalopnik.com) (359)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Scientific American) Interesting What's Causing One of the Driest, Warmest Winters in History? Here comes the Scientific American  (scientificamerican.com) (126)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Canoe) Dumbass Two men charged after fatal race between snowmobile, pickup and ATV. The snowmobile lost, by the way  (cnews.canoe.ca) (35)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NME) Amusing Snoop Dogg cancels snowboarding festival headline set upon realizing that snowboarding would be involved  (nme.com) (19)
(Toronto Star) PSA Integrating precious snowflakes into the real world  (thestar.com) (98)


Thu January 12, 2012
(NJ.com) Interesting Vow: Allow snow plow tow now  (nj.com) (60)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Unemployed geology major suing British government for making her serve two-week retail internship to keep her benefits, says stacking shelves is a violation of her special snowflake rights  (dailymail.co.uk) (381)
(Washington Post) Scary Town in Alaska buried under 15 feet of snow faces shortages of snow shovels, food, fuel and common sense for living there anyway  (washingtonpost.com) (103)


Sat January 07, 2012
(wlbz.com) Obvious The Maine Attorney General's office wants you to know that Disney really doesn't want your precious snowflake for any of their television shows, no matter what you heard on the radio  (wlbz2.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Ironic The lack of snow is costing Americans tens of millions of dollars. Could someone figure out the exact right amount of snow so we can coordinate our prayers, please?  (weather.com) (159)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad China bus slides off snow-covered bridge, claims 16 lives and 1 curio cabinet  (suntimes.com) (9)


Wed January 04, 2012
(WLSAM) Spiffy Chicagoans can now go online to track the snow plows that are not clearing their streets  (wlsam.com) (24)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Fox 5 Atlanta) PSA It's snowing in Georgia. EVERYBODY PANIC  (myfoxatlanta.com) (120)


Mon January 02, 2012
(CBS News) Followup Mt. Rainier gunman found, killed by snow  (cbsnews.com) (384)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Boston.com) Ironic Precious little snowflakes at danger from Gluten-free foods. THINK OF THE CHILDREN  (articles.boston.com) (136)


Fri December 30, 2011
(AccuWeather) Interesting Sea foam looks more like faux snow. Seriously, people in the UK are sliding around like crazy in a sea foam blizzard. This isn't snow, it's sea foam  (accuweather.com) (42)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Trollface monkey plays in snow. U MAD?  (dailymail.co.uk) (16)
(MLive.com) Interesting You take your snowflake to the mall for a visit with Santa, should you be allowed to take your own picture or be forced to pay for an overpriced 'professional' shot?  (mlive.com) (179)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Sad: Somebody stole an inflatable Frosty the Snowman from a family's front yard. Awesome: The captors show Frosty a good time, document the whole thing, and return him two weeks later  (heraldsun.com.au) (82)


Thu December 22, 2011
(AZCentral) Cool 23-year-old ASU coed ends up stranded in the snow, MacGyver's herself alive for 10 days, creating water out of crystals and finally using a Hershey Bar to charge a cell phone and a chewing gum wave guide to jam passing military craft  (azcentral.com) (168)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Mistletoe, snow spray, bubble lights, alcohol, and other common Christmas items that will kill you, because death never takes a holiday  (syracuse.com) (56)
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass Tis the season... for "ingenious robbers caught after police followed their tracks in snow" headlines  (thelocal.se) (13)
(CBS 4 Denver) Obvious Colorado ski resort waiting for snow so they can open for the season. Well, duh  (denver.cbslocal.com) (46)


Tue December 20, 2011
(CBS News) Scary There is a 1 in 3 chance that your special little snowflake will become a criminal  (cbsnews.com) (99)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting Under a new ordinance, Atlanta parents can face a $1,000 fine and up to 60 days in jail when their precious little snowflakes skip school  (ajc.com) (156)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Type "let it snow" into the Google  (google.com) (75)
(io9) Cool Calvin and Hobbes video tribute recreates famous acts of snowman torture. It's transmogrifying in so many ways  (io9.com) (17)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine More proof America lacks a work ethic. Working three weeks at a Starbucks was the hardest job one precious snowflake has ever had  (finance.yahoo.com) (302)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Not news: Girl writes letter to Santa. Fark: Spoiled rotten snowbrat writes a letter to Santa telling him that she'll hunt down & cook his reindeer if she doesn't get at least two of the lavish gifts she's demanding  (dailymail.co.uk) (127)


Sat December 10, 2011
(MSN) Photoshop Photoshop this sledder sledding down artificial snow at SnowFest in Straub Park, St. Petersburg  (msnbcmedia.msn.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Interesting Amazing electron microscope images of snowflakes. Sometimes precious snowflakes aren't such a bad thing  (emu.arsusda.gov) (17)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post gives their readers a chance to outdo the FARK regulars with a link to the FARK Weird News Quiz  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Gawker) Asinine No terrorist in their right mind will attack Montcalm County, Michigan now that they have $11,700 worth of snow cone machines. Thank you, Homeland Security  (gawker.com) (80)
(Canoe) Stupid School bus drivers ordered to remove Christmas decorations, including ribbons, bows, snowflakes, Christmas crackers, snowmen, elves, Santa Claus and angels from their buses. That's stup-- angels? BURN IN HELL OTTO  (cnews.canoe.ca) (57)
(Boston.com) Cool Love the cold and snow and hate paying taxes? Has Maine got a retirement plan for you  (boston.com) (50)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Mitch McConnell: No raising taxes on small business to cut payroll taxes. Sen. Snowe: Here's a plan that exempts small business owners. McConnell: Still no  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Scary Ski area owner run over by nine-ton snow grooming machine is recovering nicely, feeling groovy  (pressherald.com) (31)


Mon December 05, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Patriots fans throw snowballs and batteries at Peyton Manning in Foxboro ... just kidding, they're disappointed he wasn't playing and wished him a speedy recovery. This isn't Philadelphia, after all  (espn.go.com) (85)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary Man stranded in snow for three days survives on frozen Coors Light, which article incorrectly identifies as "beer"  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Wed November 30, 2011
(TwinCities.com) Strange Is it really hunting if the only way you can kill a deer is to intentionally run it over with a snowmobile?  (twincities.com) (29)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Wired) Fail UK, wanting to know what drugs will look like in 20 years, paid some "futurist" untold bucks to buy them a copy of Snow Crash. Fail tag because Wired doesn't realize this  (wired.com) (35)
(LA Times) Obvious Family puzzled that snowboarder died while wearing helmet, since everyone knows helmets grant the wearer complete invincibility in any activity  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (61)
(USA Today) Obvious Record cold snap hits the South. Guess, uh, global warming's coming a little later this year  (usatoday.com) (157)
(Salon) Obvious RON PAUL pretends to be a friendly Libertarian, but in truth RON PAUL is a true supporter of the rich. That's right, RON PAUL only cares about the rich. But does anyone think he's got a snowball's chance in hell of winning? No  (salon.com) (292)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail ♫ Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, 'til the cops, alas, came and beat his ass, and then threw him in the hole..... ♪  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Guardian) Interesting New batch of hacked climate scientist e-mails released on eve of climate summit. Thus, Al Gore is wrong and it will snow tomorrow  (guardian.co.uk) (213)
(Pravda) Hero Victim of shark attack orders prosthetic limbs for snowboarding  (english.pravda.ru) (22)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy Washington Post thanks FARK for letting them know of Corbin Bernsen's fondness for snowglobes (5th section)  (washingtonpost.com) (0)
(LA Times) Obvious The New York bomb plot suspect didn't seem radical to neighbors, who obviously never saw him snowboard  (latimes.com) (33)
(USA Today) Strange After you acquire truckloads of money and fame as the star of L.A. Law, what do you do? Well, you lose your mind and spend your money on snow globes. Eight thousand of them  (usatoday.com) (53)


Sat November 19, 2011
(io9) Interesting Smarter kids are more likely to abuse illicit drugs than your precious snowflake  (io9.com) (64)


Thu November 17, 2011
(truTV) Amusing An old bathtub, three feet of snow, some firewood, a six pack, and guy named Gomer. Oh yes, it's redneck ingenuity at its finest  (trutv.com) (22)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Anchorage Daily News) PSA Never bring an axe to a snowplow fight  (adn.com) (12)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Herald Mail) Interesting New snow plow has three blades for an extra-close shave  (herald-mail.com) (51)
(The New York Times) Stupid After the freak October snowstorm, the must-have item for the wealthy of Greenwich is a 100-kilowatt silent generator with sufficient power for the shrubbery lighting, wine grotto and heated driveway  (nytimes.com) (148)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Fail Your snowflake is being bullied by another student do you: A) talk to the parents, B) talk to the principal, or C) Help jump the other kid at the bus stop?  (chron.com) (185)
(Metro) Cool Snowball fights just got a lot more fun  (metro.co.uk) (25)


Fri November 04, 2011
(NJ.com) PSA People, for the last time: Portable gas-powered generators are for EXTERNAL USE ONLY  (nj.com) (75)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Public Policy Polling) Spiffy Maine Republicans are coming to their senses about primarying Olympia Snowe in 2012  (publicpolicypolling.com) (68)
(CTNow) Sad 92-year-old veteran stands at attention and addresses the Snowpocalypse power crisis: "All I'm saying is the system is wrong. They should have a priority list. There are people out there worse than me"  (ctnow.com) (56)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Asinine Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. But they draw the line at bumpy roads  (mirror.co.uk) (19)


Mon October 31, 2011
(YouTube) Video Jim Cantore gets thundersnowed again  (youtube.com) (24)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Some Snowman) Followup LIke Halloween and Christmas decorations, Snowmageddon coming earlier every year  (accuweather.com) (55)
(Yahoo) Cool JoePa tells Illinois to get off his snowy lawn  (news.yahoo.com) (20)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Powerful storm could impact 60 million people on the East Coast. Brought to you by Home Depot, Lowes and others with last year model snow blowers  (accuweather.com) (207)
(Springfield Republican) PSA According to this map, either a brontosaurus is eating New Brunswick or a dust buster is sucking Virginia. Meanwhile, the forecast says everybody between is getting a blizzard  (masslive.com) (89)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Protip: When writing a book about the 'cheapest places to retire' you should really visit those first instead of using GIS. Who knew South Houston did not have "a ski lift gondola soaring above a snowy pine-studded landscape"  (chron.com) (146)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Newsplex) Stupid Your snowflake voluntarily left a concert, and then something bad happened to her outside? SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE  (newsplex.com) (259)
(Guardian) Interesting Why are people in Moscow always surprised by snow in the winter? Subby has no idea vodka make them forget something like that  (guardian.co.uk) (31)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Just in time for Halloween, your canned seasonal article about the horrors of... snow-sledding?  (health.usnews.com) (25)

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