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Headlines matching 'smoking'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Daily Mail) Scary Man gets thrown out of pub by another customer for smoking. Since this is Fark, you'd better believe he came back into the pub with a chainsaw  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)


Fri February 10, 2012
(BBC) Obvious Pot smoking drivers 'twice as likely to cause car crash'. Really really slow car crashes  (bbc.co.uk) (128)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting If one of your coworkers doesn't come back from a smoke break, don't be alarmed  (thestatecolumn.com) (27)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Dlisted) Weird Love^2/1+Crack*Love=2*Newtons   (dlisted.com) (19)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Smoking in bed next to your oxygen tank? That's a....Kaboom  (chicagotribune.com) (43)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Hack cough wheeze) Photoshop Photoshop challenge: Make smoking cool again. LGT the benchmark   (seaofcubes.files.wordpress.com) (36)


Sat January 21, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting The market for E-cigarettes is smoking hot. Here are the reasons they're so cool  (businessweek.com) (105)


Wed January 18, 2012
(CNN) Scary "Smoking object" thrown at White House during protest while Obamas were mere blocks away. It was an OWS protest, though, so let's not make any fast judgments or assumptions. Poor little scamp probably just wants to be loved  (cnn.com) (57)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Smoking kills Senator. At 3,500 years old  (cfnews13.com) (133)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary The Lincoln MKZ concept received a smoking hot reception at the Detroit Auto Show  (autoblog.com) (77)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Time) Interesting "Marijuana smokers performed better on tests of lung function compared to nonsmokers and cigarette smokers" Put that in your pipe and smoke it  (healthland.time.com) (389)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Gizmodo) Ironic Smoking is bad for you, but nicotine is good for you.. SCIENCE  (gizmodo.com) (31)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Starpulse) Fail If you take the best features of eight smoking hot actresses, such as Kate Beckinsale, Kelly Brook & Megan Fox, and put them together to make the "ultimate woman" you'll get someone who looks exactly like Kim Kardashian  (starpulse.com) (150)
(Some Guy) Stupid In the United States, there are more raped women than smokers of both genders. In other news, there has been a significant increase of apple tree growth, but the shortage of oranges continues  (significancemagazine.org) (595)


Thu January 05, 2012
(wmal.com) Amusing White people "can't do a damn thing to me or about me. Isn't that funny?" says DC's Mayor for Life Marion Barry. Ya know, the one who was caught smoking crack in the 90s and now they're making a movie about him  (wmal.com) (71)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass While it's embarrassing enough being seen going to a kid's movie, going naked will land you on the Smoking Gun, Fark  (thesmokinggun.com) (32)


Tue January 03, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Texting helps teens quit smoking, speaking to other human beings  (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) (15)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass At least he died doing something he loved. Smoking a cigarette. While hooked up to an oxygen tank. While having a coronary. While on fire  (wmur.com) (22)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Washington Post) Spiffy Far from turning the town of Wukan into a smoking crater, Chinese authorities are actually caving in to the town's demands and are giving them their prisoners and some of their land back  (washingtonpost.com) (21)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Cumberland Times-News) Fail "This is what the kids are smoking" says deputy who doesn't seem to know what the kids are smoking  (times-news.com) (233)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Stamford Advocate) Dumbass Coach: "Wait, even after a 15 year old student tells me she's already smoking and drinking I STILL can't send her pictures of my penis? WHO KNEW?"  (stamfordadvocate.com) (126)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Denver Post) Sad Booie, the smoking chimpanzee, dies at 44.... BUH BYE, BOOIE  (denverpost.com) (35)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Not news: Parents suspect kid of smoking. News: They want the kid beaten up because of it. FARK: They farm out the job to a guy known as an child-discipline "enforcer"  (duluthnewstribune.com) (50)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Smoking hot 23-year-old model propelled into the spotlight  (dailymail.co.uk) (317)


Mon December 05, 2011
(CNN) Scary Smoking can make your nipples fall off  (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) (147)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Herald Tribune) Florida Smoking crack, passing counterfeit money, smacking up juvies, spitting on arrestees, cracking heads open -- just another day in the life of corrupt untouchable cops in the great state of Florida  (heraldtribune.com) (148)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Reuters) Stupid Wall Street higher after manufacturing data, smoking a doob rolled out of $100 bills  (reuters.com) (3)
(New York Daily News) Sad Wayne Gretzky's smoking hot daughter Paulina deletes Twitter account after tweeting racy pics, probably due to complaints of high sticking among recipients (borderline Not safe for work)  (nydailynews.com) (87)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing New bug in iPhone4 causes it to smolder, burn and explode  (dailymail.co.uk) (70)


Sun November 27, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Obvious Report: Smoking may be beneficial to long-distance runners  (iheartchaos.com) (68)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Life.com) Misc 140 years ago today the National Rifle Association was founded in New York, but it would be another twelve decades before its primary goal of arming smoking hot blonde twins with powerful handguns would finally be realized  (life.com) (157)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Houston Press) Strange This one starts with some parents smoking weed with their kids, continues with an argument, a .22 pistol, a baseball bat and a machete. Then a Pakistani immigrant shows up and it gets weird  (houstonpress.com) (57)


Wed November 09, 2011
(The New York Times) Strange The electronic cigarette has been a pretty good tool to help one stop smoking but it has some unlikely critics and it's not Big Tobacco, it's government officials and antismoking groups  (nytimes.com) (304)
(UPI) Obvious Want to save $3,300 a year? Quit smoking like a chimney  (upi.com) (142)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Unlikely A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away a Star Wars fan killed his smoking hot Asian wife for smashing up his toy collection  (mirror.co.uk) (314)


Tue November 01, 2011
(USA Today) Fail Herman Cain: Smoking isn't cool. Guess he hasn't decided whether he's running for POTUS or President of Student Council  (content.usatoday.com) (42)
(YouTube) Video Jon Huntsman's three smoking daughters parody Cain's smoking ad. It's a video, so you might as well read the rest of this but yes, he has THREE hot daughters (even with mustaches)  (youtube.com) (186)


Mon October 31, 2011
(JSOnline) Obvious Cain's smoking ad campaign manager, who was previously busted for multiple campaign violations in Wisconsin, may have committed campaign violations in Wisconsin  (jsonline.com) (151)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy Japan Tobacco posts ssssssssssssssssmoking quarter. Ha, I love that part of "The Mask." Ssssssssssssssssssmokin'. Sssssssssssssssssssmokin' ARE YOU SMOKIN' YET??  (marketwatch.com) (8)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida You are free to smoke in your home, since your home is your castle*, and you are free to do as you wish. *Your apartment, condo, or public housing is not a castle  (sun-sentinel.com) (190)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass For want of a cigar I went to the store , For the lack of ID I was shown to the door, For the lack of my smoke my anger was lost, For the loss of sense I tried to kill at all cost. All for the lack of a cigar  (yourhoustonnews.com) (45)
(The Raw Story) Fail Trouble in Eden: Occupy LA ripped apart by mutiny over whether to allow pot-smoking  (rawstory.com) (200)
(National Review) Weird NRO profiles heroic smoker-patriot Mark Block. What is it with conservative men and Marlboro Lights? Don't they know the only people who smoke them are women and European DJs? He may as well be wearing a skirt and twirling a glow stick  (nationalreview.com) (71)


Wed October 26, 2011
(The Colbert Report) Amusing After being inspired by Herman Cain's new "Smoking Man" ad Stephen Colbert decides to help him out by creating a few more  (colbertnation.com) (55)


Tue October 25, 2011
(US News) Obvious Scientists say smoking pot can make it harder to find your way out of a maze. So if you smoke pot, avoid scientists who want to put you in mazes  (health.usnews.com) (160)
(Some Guy) Interesting Are you smoking because you're depressed, or depressed because you're smoking? Here's comes the science, chicken, egg  (dc101.com) (97)
(Talking Points Memo) Weird Herman Cain debuts a 'smoking' new campaign video  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (250)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Wall Street Journal) PSA NHTSA investigating reports that Mini Coopers are smoking hot  (blogs.wsj.com) (25)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Asinine Not news: Starting your day with a cup of coffee & a cigarette. Fark: A 2-year old starting their day with a cup of coffee & a cigarette (w/photos)  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)

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