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70 headlines found matching 'smart'
Fri July 25, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ducere Technologies somehow manages to make Crocs and Google Glass actually seem cool with their "Smart Shoes"
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(18)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The smartphone projector will be just as good as a cinema. Definitely
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(17)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In prison you learn real-life street smarts like how to shank a man, ways to make your own moonshine, and the art of couponing
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(18)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
When trying to flee from police it would probably be smart to avoid the Law Enforcement Training Academy instead of driving right in to it like this idiot
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(23)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Are you stuck with a miserably hellish 2-hour commute to work? Well, you can kick your feet and whine about it, like most people, or grab some bootstraps and build yourself your own helipad, like this CEO. See, the rich really are smarter than you
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(74)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans consider ban on having counties raise taxes for both transportation and education. You can be smart, or you can leave, but you can't do both
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(136)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
New research suggests smart phone users get regular breaks during work to use their phones because it makes them more productive, especially when compared to smokers
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(17)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Brit Hume: Governor Perry, I realize the glasses are supposed to make you seem smarter, but come on. What the hell is the point of putting troops on the border if they can't arrest people?
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(io9)
 
 
 
This just in: People think their dogs are a lot smarter than they really are
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(60)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two drone pilots learn the hard way that NYPD helicopters can outsmart their drones when confronted in the air
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(64)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fear mongering British 'expert' warns against public complacency by alerting everyone to the devilish skills of terrorists able to turn ordinary cellphones into bombs. OMG, your smartphone is ticking
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(45)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"As a culture we are not addressing the competencies needed to make use of our new and amazing tools. Sheer computer power needs to be harnessed by abstract, logical ideas that are hard to compose if you're checking your smartphone 150 times a day"
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(19)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So maybe trying to use the same OS on your desktop and your smartphone wasn't such a good idea after all
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(115)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
"When I get out of jail, I'm gonna put you in the hospital" probably not the smartest thing to tell an arresting officer. Bonus matching Mother/Daughter "At First I Was Like" mugshots
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(23)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Teen faces weapons charges after threatening his grandmother with a juice box. Thankfully, she was smart enough to say "no" when asked if she wanted a Hawaiian Punch
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(46)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Some credit Guy)
 
 
 
Taking a tour inside the secret facility that prints your new smart-chip-enabled credit card? Make sure to turn in your cell phone and don your lab coat with no pockets
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(32)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Blonde? Check. Hot? Check. Smart? Check. Heiress to Swedish investment empire? Check. Single? Oh well, her loss. She'll never know what she's missing
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do intelligent people believe woo-woo claptrap like ESP, psychics, and reincarnation? Because they're better at fooling themselves. Oh, not you, of course; you're too smart
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yo, a new smartphone app which simply allows users to send each other the word "Yo" called "the most ridiculous venture to ever receive $1 million in funding." Yo
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hottest new investment trend on Wall Street is for 'smart beta' companies, and no one can explain what the hell they are
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(21)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amazon decides to give its soon-to-be-released smartphone a 3d display hoping to replicate the success 3d TV had in taking that industry by storm
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you want to convince skeptical doctors that you actually are having a stroke, keep your smartphone handy (w/ video of what having a stroke looks like)
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(15)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 will open alongside Snowpiercer, which is described as the opposite of the giant robot film, being called an "intelligent tentpole made for a thinking audience who likes their thrills with smart." So, that will bomb heavily
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Unprotected sex hookup is a go as smart-phones damage sperm
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(45)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Economist)
 
 
 
Forget smart watches; the real innovation in horology is going on in mechanical watchmaking. Well, if you can afford a watch that costs as much as a nice car, anyway
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This week in "Getting Smarter and Better at Cocktail Parties with John Oliver," Mr. Oliver takes FIFA to the woodshed just in time for The World Cup. Complete with Two Girls One Cup metaphor, of course
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Fri June 06, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vertu introduces the $10,750 smartphone. Or when used with AT&T, a ten thousand dollar paperweight
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Did you know Ronald Reagan has been dead for ten years? Okay, smartypants, did you know Nancy Reagan still isn't?
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(43)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What are iPad users really doing with their fondleslabs? Watching porn, mostly: "The iPad version of Safari claims a 38.2% share of all the porn site smartphone users globally"
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(73)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming soon, a new U.S. automaker with a $6800, 84 MPG, 3-wheeled "car" for those of you who thought a Smart car wasn't scary enough to drive
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Mon June 02, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Priest offers blessings for parishioners' smartphones to help with battery afterlife
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(19)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Producers suddenly decide that a revival of "Jesus Christ Superstar" starring a bunch of people that used to be kinda famous in the 90's and would need to pull in $100K+ per night just to break even, may not be the smartest investment of all time
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(31)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
John Oliver's show should officially be called, "Watch this immediately to become smarter and better at cocktail parties all while laughing"
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(227)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The problem with really smart people is that they often think they know more than everyone else
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
One day bicycles may become smarter than the people who ride them
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Fri May 30, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey is the fifth-smartest US state. And that's just counting the people too stupid to leave
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Founding Fathers would've protected your smart phone, question your obsession with moderately upset fowl" - RAND PAUL (...and Chris Coons)
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Sun May 25, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Old school cell phones like Nokias, Ericssons and Motorolas are making a comeback because they fit cleanly in your pocket, their batteries last for a week, and they're not as fragile as an egg or a smart phone
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smart lighter shames you to quit. Subby already gets enough from wife
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(13)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Smartphones blamed for decline in gum sales. Chew on that fact for a while
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Fri May 23, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Facebook just got a WHOLE lot creepier as they want to use the microphone on your smartphone to figure out what TV show or music you are listening to while using their app. Of course they SWEAR they'd NEVER eavesdrop on your conversations with it
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
A 2012 survey found that three-fourths of the 1,000 people surveyed have used their smartphone while on the toilet prompting the New Zealand Herald to ask 'Texting on the toilet - why not?'
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(74)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fruit flies are smarter than you think. When making the tough decisions in life, they too sit back, light a cigar and have a Scotch whisky before making that decision
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New auto-aiming rifle lets someone who has never even touched a gun in their life put a bullet through a smart phone from a kilometer away on their first shot. Yelling 'CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?' is considered a nice finish
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Mon May 19, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"CNN is the Wal-Mart of journalism", according to smart people
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Alaska's Senate race is kinda like a game of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" where everyone is trying to lose
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More evidence emerges that, regarding the creation of the universe and so-called "Big Bang," scientists actually have no idea what they're talking about. Hey, but keep on mocking the creationists, smart guys
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(PolicyMic)
 
 
 
Science proves drummers are smarter than the rest of their bandmates. But Rush fans already knew that
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(39)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Average Americans think they're smarter than the average American
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Tue May 13, 2014
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Today's random fear-mongering statistic fused with an unverifiable claim: If you check your smart phone more than 60 times a day it means you're a mobile addict
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"For the foreseeable future, your smartphone battery won't last longer than a day. Stop whining and deal with it"
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Using a middle initial makes people appear smarter to others. The study was completed in October of 2000, just prior to the election of George W. Bush
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This graph proves that Violent J is smarter than Kanye West (98)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In New York City, the dedicated officers of the NYPD pursue vicious felons who are intent upon using their smartphones as weapons. By filming the dedicated officers in action. These are their stories. *doink* *doink*
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(170)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dumb guns' rights advocates issue death threats and force gun shop to back off on plans to sell smart guns
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(308)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It turns out the smartest people do end up running the country. If by smart you mean came from a wealthy family that could afford to send them to expensive schools smart
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(69)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 9 people deciding whether cops need to get a warrant before thumbing trough your smartphone or whether they can just search it whenever they feel like it, are all too old to even know what a "selfie" is
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Fri April 25, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How buzzwords are affecting our brains, synergizing our neural resources and ensuring we work smarter, not harder
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(95)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
In the NBA, it's all about getting inside your opponent's head. Out thinking him, out smarting him...or in the case of Joakim Noah, just tell him it's snowing
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(29)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Amazon launching 3D smartphone in June in their attempt to get a choke hold on every single market in the world
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(25)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel scores a 30/50 on his Wonderlic test, making him the smartest of 2014's dipshiat quarterback class
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(24)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NASCAR to host three wiener-swallowing events. The smart money's on Jeff Gordon
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(13)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Samsung 1Q profit falls 4% as their new televisions and smartphones get poor reception
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(16)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Police request that the druid or druids responsible for creating SmartCarhenge in San Francisco please knock it off
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(57)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two Orlando-area entrepreneurs develop smartphone application that disables the texting function on phones when they are in motion, hoping to put an end to dangerous driving, walking
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(56)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
They're smart, they're blonde, they're killing cancer cells. Is there anything the Swedes can't do?
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(28)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Basketballs to become smarter than NBA players
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(9)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently Craig Ferguson's lawyers are the smartest litigators on the planet after having placed a "Letterman retirement clause" in his contract
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(80)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers find the smaller your teeth, the smarter you are in what they have tentatively called "the Gary Busey hypothesis"
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(22)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Smarten up your Doc Marten's gentlemen, Courtney Love has reformed her original Hole
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(56)
 

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