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Wed August 16, 2017
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Team NZ beat Oracle to win the Americas Cup, but there's a small problem with the trophy. Last winners engraved their names with extra large font, making sure there was no room for anyone else
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup has been filled with many things; champagne, beer, holy water, ice cream, small children. But Phil Kessel filling it with hot dogs sets a new standard
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Enough with nostalgia. This week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking ahead: what upcoming concert or tour (big or small) are you most looking forward to?
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Sat August 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo accused of fleecing small businesses
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(We love happy endings)
 
 
 
An overcrowded shelter was faced with a decision; euthanize 60 kittens still too young to be adopted, or hope for a miracle. Thanks to a small, home-based rescue located across the country, they got their miracle - just in time for Caturday
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops thanks Vladimir Putin for "letting go of a large number of people because now we have a smaller payroll"
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(Syrup)
 
 
 
Small town saves $73,500 by using Uber as a public transportation service
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
You know your business is in trouble when good news is smaller-than-expected declines in sales numbers
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Some in Congress worry N. Korea might strike Guam because of the size of the U.S. military there, another fears our military's weight may actually cause the small island to "tip over"
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Teen goes for a dip in the ocean, returns with bloody legs after small creatures tried to EAT HIM ALIVE. Yes, Australia. (Graphic images)
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Fri August 04, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
American and Mexican diplomats share a laugh over the leaked transcripts of Trump's conversation with the Mexican President after the American diplomat says that Trump is the opposite of Teddy Roosevelt, he speaks loudly and carries a small stick
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Conversations between Russian agents discussing Paul Manafort's request to dig up dirt on Hillary Clinton were intercepted by US. Good thing Manafort had a very small role in the Trump campaign
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Not news: Scientists watch a star pass by the small Kuiper Belt Object in preparation for the Pluto probe's visit. Fark: Scientists discover that New Horizons is going visit one farking DRUNK asteroid on New Year's Day, 2019
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Thu August 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Siegfried Farnon crosses the Rainbow Bridge
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Chevy Bolt beat the Tesla Model S by 15 miles in a consumer reports range test ... the Model S with the smallest available battery capacity
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
♬ I love large saplings that is the truth ♬ A few of your siblings were here ♬ That woman showed up and has small hips ♬ With a sleeve around your head ♬ You stole seeds, wanna carry till hard ♬ In cloth she was deeper in debt ♬
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work for a small business and am very close with my co-workers. I started flirting with a man in his 40s--I'm in my 20s. He's getting divorced and we're flirting. He says he loves the chase; I want to sleep with him. What do I do?"
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever notice that companies have been making a few of their packaged products slightly smaller, while charging the same price, and hoping that no one notices. Well, it's not just a few products ... the latest tally is 2,529 items
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
A microcosm of the private prison industry: company threatens loss of jobs in small town if more inmates aren't produced
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Well, in Washington they say - that the McCain's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of healthcare came through, and the McCain found the strength of *ten* McCains, plus two
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hitler's secret invasion dossier for his plan to invade Britain reveals what he was most afraid of for his troops: Slovenly English housewives, as well as those "small and dark" people of Wales
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman stumbles upon bicyclist being beaten with a small club by a man driving a truck, who promptly drives away. Difficulty: Canada
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Makers of coming Justice League movie unveil new Batmobile with enough firepower to wipe out a small nation
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pancake tortoise, which is the size of small coin, born at UK safari park. Mmmmm...pancake tortoise
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Don't blink or you will miss it. Here are the smallest towns by population in each state. Ever been to any of them or lived in them?
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Small victory: CREW forces Trump admin to turn over Mar-a-Lago visitor records by September 8th, will make them public
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover the smallest star ever. No, it's not Peter Dinklage
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman: Conspiring with Russia is a small price to pay to beat Hillary
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Scientists recreate a relative of the smallpox virus, the extinct horsepox virus. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UEFA reportedly considering salary cap to help small-market leagues like Slovenia and Ireland compete with big-market leagues like Spain and England. Based on the NBA and NFL experience, how could this possibly go wrong?
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even though Linda McMahon is in charge, it doesn't look like small business is ready to pick up. ADP stomps a mudhole into their previous updates, walks it dry
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you're trying to get eighteen holes in you don't let a small thing like a cliff collapse stop you
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
A small bottle of Canadian whisky that was hidden on an Australian warship for 35 years has finally been discovered
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Congressman Chris Collins (R-NY) has been pushing a small Australian biotech company to his colleagues, bragging about how many millionaires he created. Yesterday, the stock tanked 90% after a small drug trial failed to demonstrate effectiveness
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out the Democrats are just as crooked and corrupt as the Republicans when it comes to redistricting games....actually slightly more crooked, but on a smaller scale
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Mon June 26, 2017
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Small Kentucky town elects dog as mayor. Fark: for the fourth time
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Thu June 22, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Military planes are designed with the threat of small arms fire in mind, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to shoot at them
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police bust golf cart chop shop, because if you're going to start a crime ring, you might as well start small and stupid
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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Wed June 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Switzerland to allow in-vitro embryo testing with genetic testing tools. Baby Swiss cheese wheel testing still to be performed with small wood hammer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 23 and don't want children; I fear needles and depression, am not excited about experiencing the pain, and loathe small children. All my friends think I'm crazy and press me for answers. What can I say to stop their questions?"
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Mon June 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The military releases some more details about the crash involving the Fitz, including a small detail about what the ACX Crystal did
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obvious: Small towns hate the big cities. Not so obvious: Why small towns hate the big cities
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Tue June 13, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Small town jails are to blame for high US incarceration rate, Otis never getting help with his drinking problem
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why do stars come in different sizes? It's gotta be mass, right? Gotta be Small stars are low-mass, big stars are high-mass, right? [It's not mass.]
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it cheaper to get a small window unit for an upstairs bedroom instead of running central air for the whole house?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Abused Chihuahua made honorary police K9 unit. Somewhere out there, a criminal cowers in fear of a small yappy irritant
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"That's not a small amount of cocaine"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: DUI driver hits sign, small tree, keeps going. News: School Bus driver. DIAF: With 12 kids on board
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Sat June 03, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judge forces small town to spend $3.25 million to build a mosque because their town didn't have one
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The smallest fiddle is sold as Dani Mathers complains that she had her privacy taken away after she took someone else's
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Spicey says convfefe is an inside joke and "a small group of people" understand. This can only mean one thing: secret code to the Russians
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Sun May 28, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
What do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale early in the morning?
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another small part of True America died today, as Maryland has officially banned rolling coal
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Before we get all excited about Trump's new arms deal with Saudi Arabia, there's one small problem ... the Saudis can't afford it
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Fri May 19, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
We know, the only reason you'd visit this thread is because the Celtics aren't getting slaughtered and you were wondering what the small Fark NBA fan community was saying. Game starts at 8:30ish EDT on TNT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worldwide effort now underway to prevent a Trumper Tantrum over the next nine days as the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos takes his first presidential trip abroad
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Meet KalamSat, the world's smallest satellite, designed by an Indian teen and 3D-printed from carbon fiber material
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Garrett, Republican member of the House Freedom Committee, says Trump is "small potatoes" compared to Hitler and the Nazis. That is exactly the best comparison to make at this point
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Tue May 09, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Pen______ is way smaller than he claims
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Newly discovered, small brained species of human, Homo Redditorus, may have lived alongside their bigger brained but rarer cousin, Homo Farkerus
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
An elected official in a small Michigan town is serving a 90-day jail sentence after he was accused of forging documents to impress an overseas mistress
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Not news: site dedicated to outing bad politicians in smaller communities. Fark: it's called Big Time-Small Time Dicks. Difficulty: It's from Jezebel
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
If you like your asthma you can keep it under the Republican healthcare plan...for a small extra fee of $4,000
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
RHCP's Chad Smith and Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl collaborating with C: Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas announces that while they still don't recognize Israel as a state, they don't really want to destroy it anymore. Small steps
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Thu April 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"No, I'm sorry. Please read the small print. You don't qualify for a bank card because you're over 110 years old"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservative and Alt-right media figures say they were disappointed with their private lunch with President Trump, in no small part because he COMPLETELY failed to strangle a "liberal" with his bare hands, rip out his liver and eat in front of them
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Sun April 23, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New York college has a 100% job-placement rate, 8:1 student-teacher ratio, no teaching assistants, and no tuition: But there's one small catch
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