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76 headlines found matching 'small'
Sat December 03, 2016
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong finds that a small delay in the time school starts can improve teen sleep and focus. As opposed to the U.S. method of just letting them bring pillows to class
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Thu December 01, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With tiny screens in every hand, Twitter is all but one small step to becoming Trump's "Ministry of Truth"
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Small-government conservatives in Texas to require funeral services for fetuses
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Soccer playoffs delayed when it was discovered the field was painted too narrow. Officials were worried that if the playing area was too small someone might actually be able to score a goal
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Wed November 16, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times has a very ... very little (((small))) problem with Rudy Giuliani becoming Secretary of State under Führer Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man mistakes brother for a coyote or small deer and shoots him. Police say that explanation is suspicious because experts tell them that coyotes and deer don't normally wear bright orange hunting coveralls
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Mon November 14, 2016
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
You are the mayor of a small WV county and you see a racist Facebook post? That's a likin'
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Sun November 13, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump's probably only gonna stay in the White House part time. It's a little on the small side
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has won a smaller percentage of votes than Mitt Romney. Tag is for everyone
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Figuring that President Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos won't give a fark about drinking water for Native Americans, Dakota pipeline operator to restart construction
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
GM lays off 2,000 workers as small car assembly lines go on Cruze control
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Small animal with taste for communication cables gets into fiber-optic box, shuts down Tokyo commuter train line for 10 hours
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Flowers, cards, and small presents are all great ways to show love to your girlfriend. Decapitating your rival is not one of them
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Curiosity rover on Mars finds small and decidedly un-Martian rock on the surface
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Sun October 30, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's lifetime of borderline criminality: sued more than 4,500 times for his business practices, extensive bilking of small businesses, deliberate tax evasions, and on-camera boasts of sexual assaults
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton kept his small championship chances alive with the win last week and again has the pole with Nico Rosberg along side. Enjoy another pleasant start time for North America with the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Mexico at 3 PM ET on NBC
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian has launched a contest to help British readers understand small-town and rural America. Bet you can tell some stories that wouldn't be fit to print, so go
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadians told to get used to living smaller houses because Canada is running out of Canada to build on or something
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola officials raise a small glass of diet, aspartame free soda as 3Q net profit comes in at a flat $1.05 billion
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Small rural town WWE matches now on hold after Frankie the Farmer used metal chair on Wyld Beaver and killed him. Mean Gene inconsolable
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
Boobies
 
Parents complain that 55' nude statue is inappropriate, say children should only see boobies on smaller statues, mannequins, paintings, National Geographic, the internet, and that magazine Dad keeps under the mattress
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why is it that the U.S. still can't vote online if more than 84% of Americans have access to the internet, and countries as small as Estonia have been doing it since 2005?
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Got a $150 just burning a hole in your pocket? Great... what's the smallest nuke a person can carry? Just asking
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Minnows of European soccer discuss forming "Atlantic League" of small-nation clubs so they can finally have a chance to win some hardware instead of get annual Champions League thrashings by big-nation clubs
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"So what if he wants to grab a woman in the p*ssy?" The Daily Show talks to a small handbasket of deplorables who support Trump
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Small Russian fishing boat almost sunk by what the fishermen first thought was a whale, but turned out to be nuclear wessel
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
And the moral is, don't try social media fraud in a small fishing village. The numbers are not on your side
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Sat October 08, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Doomed public health campaign of the year: British fish and chip shops urged to offer extra small portions
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Behold--one of the cutest studies in the history of science: Small animals yawning
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Scientists break physics with smallest transistor ever developed, with a gate one nanometre long: "The laws of physics had set a 5-nanometre threshold on the size of transistor gates among conventional semiconductors"
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Wed October 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
British man solves 'world's smallest Rubik's cube' with a tweezers. Well, how else can you get those tiny little stickers off?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists find out that you can use lollipops to lure small creatures to them for pictures
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ford to reintroduce the Bronco SUV to its lineup. First 5000 buyers will receive a commemorative pair of black leather driving gloves - one size too small, of course
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Dirt poor Republican county in Indiana closes HIV treatment center in small town because of Planned Parenthood connection. 1 in 20 people in small town now have HIV. Is there a connection?
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The Lions' Club Aurora Farmer's Fair is the biggest event in this small Indiana town west of Cincinnati, but if you don't like floats depicting Trump executing Hillary, maker says, "Don't come to the parade next year"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In accordance with its principles the party of small government and unrestricted free markets would like a federal investigation of Space-X, because reasons
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Fri September 30, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
200 small earthquakes under the Salton Sea in California. Nearby San Andrea fault holding for now. Seismologists give 1 in 100 chance of a big one this week. Everybody can panic but it's really too late
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harry Potter's house too small and cheap for you? Hermione's home now for sale. Will the Weasley's make the trifecta?
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell (R) compares Senate race to "knife fight in a phone booth". Explanation for our younger Farkers: A phone booth is a small structure that resembles a TARDIS but it is exactly as big on the inside as the outside
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Wed September 28, 2016
(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
So many flood warnings in place for Maryland that it could soon be America's smallest state
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Home Chef meals at home 30%ish off. Small print (under 'specs'): one per household / address, new customers only, membership required (membership requirements flexible), can't deliver in 5% of US - see map. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri September 23, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Small businesses are barely able to save money, so how do they stay in business?
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Almost anything is explosive if you grind it up small enough, including fish
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Tue September 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Himalayan avalanches come in many sizes: Small, medium, large, and HOLY CATS
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Wed September 14, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Ford announces that it will move all small car production from US of Murica to Mexico. Semi-coherent statement regarding this development from Mr. Trump in 4,3,2
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(TSE)
 
 
 
Jupiter Ascending 2 will have smaller budget
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Like a small-town sheriff soon to meet his untimely demise, Stephen King dismisses recent rash of clown sightings in North Carolina as "low-level hysteria"
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Fark quandry - what to serve your guests that doesn't require them to set aside their precious booze? It's Tapas Time here on Fark. Share your small bites and we'll give it some Spanish flair
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
"There's only one small, tiny issue [with Theranos]: it was total bullshiat"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Camarilla is a new social networking app that will let you share things with small, exclusive groups of contacts, such as who to feed off or where Elysium is
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Sun September 04, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Conservatives want smaller government as an end in itself; liberals don't seek bigger government per se - they want government to achieve certain things, which is quite different"
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's small, medium, OMG, and now "in your dreams, buddy"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity has become a huge profit for a small company
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Fri September 02, 2016
(n+1 Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's why there are no small pick-up trucks any more: "With no foreign competitors bringing them into the American market, and American manufacturers still unwilling to produce them, the chicken tax has all but wrung the neck of the compact pickup"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Black Lightning to become DC's next small-screen superhero drama
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Once again, the powerful BBQ bristle corporate lobby has nearly killed a small child. Write your congressman today
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fentanyl involved in 9 overdoses within 20 minutes in small town. Geez, where can I get a hold of some of that?
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Guy Pearce and Carice van Houten announce the birth of their son, offer up Red Woman's placenta smoothie as a small memento of the occasion
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton declares war on small farmers by proposing a focused safety net to help family farms get through challenging times, federal resources in commodity payment, crop insurance, and disaster assistance programs to support family operations
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If light slows down as temperature decreases doesn't that mean photons slow down the farther they are from the sun and the universe is smaller and younger than we think?
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Thu August 25, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
In 1973, the Pentagon approached a pharmaceutical company about designing an agent that would deliver an antidote for nerve gas to a subject via a small pen. This was a 100% funded by taxpayers, and the device became the EpiPen. Ergo, we own it, not big pharma
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Wed August 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cue "Brass Bonanza", this is the story of a small legion of fans who won't forget the Hartford Whalers
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk man finds out the hard way that life is not like the cartoons when it comes to squeezing your body through a small hole
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
D.A. Henderson, who led the successful global effort to eradicate smallpox, falls victim to the 2016 plague
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
NHL's plan to shrink goalie gear will be delayed because goalies are refusing to buy smaller gear
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Thu August 18, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Foreign Policy advisor Joseph Schmitz: the ovens were too small to kill 6 million Jews during the Holocaust
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
With more people living in compact sized homes, the average puppy size has now declined by 12%. Apparently it was a matter of survival for dogs with homes getting smaller and their owners getting bigger
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
News: Finally, something smaller than Trump's hands has been found. Uh-oh: It's his lead over Clinton in Texas
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Obama administration continues on with its plans to destroy small grocery stores everywhere in the name of health. Twirls mustache menacingly
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Sat August 13, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
A horrible 1977 movie about a demon-possess car terrorizing a small town is as bad as it sounds. Some IMDB users compiled a list of life lessons you can learn from this cinematic masterpiece
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Atoms are even smaller than thought - and the measurement has left physicists baffled
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
My crazy year as a reporter following the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
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Wed August 10, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The latest battle against alcoholism? Make everyone drink weak beer: "A small reduction in alcohol - such as beer with four percent ethanol versus six percent - would reduce alcohol intake per drinker even if the same amount of beverage is consumed"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sales of Bristol-Meyers Squibb's anti cancer drug Opdivo were on pace to hit $4 billion this year, but they got greedy and tried to prove it worked on small-cell lung cancer too, and ended up taking a $21 billion stock hit when the trial failed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Small town residents' life sent into complete turmoil after the only Dunkin' Donuts is closed by fire
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man finds a small worm inside his Tesco cucumber, so of course he gives it a funeral and the supermarket writes a moving poem to celebrate Will's life
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