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28 headlines found matching 'sleeps'
Tue June 24, 2014
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The first bottle of wine was too dry, the second bottle of wine was too sweet but the third bottle of wine was just right
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Thu June 19, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
From the Department of Making Shiat Up to Meet a Deadline: On average, Americans spent about twice as many hours sleeping in 2013 as they did working
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are five health mistakes you're making before 10 AM. The biggest one, though, is waking up before 10 AM
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to see a pig in a blanket waking up to a cookie?
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Thu May 29, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Some people suffer from an "always-on" brain pattern that can lead to pseudo-insomnia during sleep. This is in stark contrast to the "always-off" brain pattern that inevitably leads to pseudo-intelligence in the Politics tab
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Thu May 22, 2014
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Below the thunders of the upper deep; Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea, His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep The Kraken sleepeth
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge: "For more than three years, you drugged your wife, raped her in her sleep, and videotaped yourself raping her? Obviously you're sorry about what you did, so no jail time for you, plus that biatch you were married to should forgive you"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Formerly known for political activism and competitive football, University of Michigan launches bid to become nation's #1 napping school
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Sun May 18, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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STOMP THE PARK: A Dancing Park Ranger Is Fired By The City For Getting Funky With It.
 
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton sleeps with her make-up on just in case there's an earthquake. I'm sure there is a boob joke in there somewhere
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Mutant super-rats tried to eat my baby" isn't an 'over the top' headline at all
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Mon May 12, 2014
(BikeRadar)
 
 
 
How to get a good night's sleep. Drinking yourself unconscious not an option, despite the fact that it does usually work. Share your own tips
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Sun May 11, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Queensrÿche was right. And, yes, here comes the science
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Band posts a completely silent album to Spotify. Fans to stream it while they sleep, netting band $20k in royalties. Spotify: "It seems derivative of John Cage's work"
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Is exploding head syndrome the reason you can't sleep?"
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Fri May 02, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Are you afraid that spiders will use two of their legs to pry open your eyelids so they can inject your eyeballs with venom while you're sleeping? You should be
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bad: Having to sleep it off in a Dumpster. Worse: Doing it on Trash Day
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Wed April 30, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You may have hit rock bottom when you weigh 700 pounds and you find yourself on the local news begging the public to buy you a hospital bed so you can get a good night's sleep. "I can't go do something as simple as go to Wal-Mart"
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You've heard of the elusive Sasquatch, also the Yeti, but did you know Europe has its own elusive unique creature. Behold the dirt man, who sleeps every night in a pile of HOT ASH
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: Scientists discover a good night's sleep lowers stress, fights infection, boosts the immune system and helps create catchy Fark headlines. Tomorrow, sleep will be bad, so get it while you can
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Thu April 24, 2014
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Homeless man breaks into Lorraine Motel, site of MLK assassination, looking for a place to sleep. He later emerged and told officials, "I had a dream"
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Sat April 05, 2014
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Family trying to enjoy a day at the park calls the police on a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Fark: Homeless man sitting on a bench calls the police on a family laying down in the park
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 health risks from snoring" Not included: choking on a sock your spouse puts in your mouth to shut you the hell up so she can sleep
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
These computer pranks probably won't get you fired, but worrying about the retaliation may cost you some sleep
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Natural News)
 
 
 
Feeling confused and irritable? Can't sleep? Blame the cellphone towers
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Mon March 24, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
A Boy Scout wants to help his community. So he sets up Bat Condos for up to 1,600 bats to sleep and live in hoping they will help reduce the mosquito population. No word what they will use to get rid of the bats once they become a nuisance
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Fri March 21, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Billy Joel and Jimmy Fallon use a tape loop to form a 2 man doo-wop group singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" with additional 4 part harmony. Let's see Letterman try and top that
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Wed March 19, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sleep deprivation can cause brain your damage to permanent
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Sun March 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven sure-fire ways to get the worst sleep of your life
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