Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'sleep'

Headlines matching 'sleep'

Fri May 25, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Teen secretly lived in AOL's HQ for 2 months, eating free food, using gym & showers, sleeping in conference rooms while working on his start-up. Everyone assumed he worked there (news.cnet.com)	(129)
		I like my women like I like my dwarfs, dopey and sleepy (stuff.co.nz)	(19)

Tue May 22, 2012

(phys.org)	New study shows that sleeping around can be costly for sparrows. It pays not to be a cheap cluck (phys.org)	(10)
	"Vast numbers of counterfeit Chinese electronic parts are being used in US military equipment, a key Senate committee has reported." Sleep tight, citizen (bbc.co.uk)	(49)
	Can't sleep, vintage Disneyland characters will eat me (io9.com)	(111)

Sun May 20, 2012

Snoring can raise cancer risk five-fold. Now might be a good time for Sleepy to say goodbye to the rest of the seven dwarfs (telegraph.co.uk)

(27)

Tue May 15, 2012

Study says 1 In 3 sleepwalk. Does that include dazed walking to the kitchen for coffee in the morning? (thedenverchannel.com)

(45)

Sun May 13, 2012

Mother is stunned to discover her son was exposed to pornographic images during a sleepover with other junior high boys. "I am devastated at the loss of his innocence" (couriermail.com.au)

(168)

Fri May 11, 2012

(Some Guy)

Awake put to sleep (tv.com)

(56)

Thu May 10, 2012

		Up all night on Facebook? You sound fat (cbc.ca)	(39)
		Here, take this amphetamine and another drug that removes your need for sleep, and let's see what that does to your sense of humor (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(19)

Mon May 07, 2012

South Korea seizes a shipment of capsules from China filled with dead baby flesh. What on earth do people want with-no, wait, don't tell me, I'll sleep better at night that way (cbsnews.com)

(234)

Fri May 04, 2012

MCA can finally sleep, having arrived in Brooklyn (tmz.com)

(671)

Mon April 30, 2012

"Oh, hi doc. Whatcha doin?" "Surgery on your collapsed lung. Go back to sleep" (vitals.msnbc.msn.com)

(145)

Fri April 27, 2012

Just in case you were losing sleep over the thought, Michelle Obama says she won't run for president (weeklystandard.com)

(263)

Thu April 26, 2012

(Some Guy)

1917: Eight year old boy named William Lawlis Pace gets shot in the head. 2012: Pace dies in his sleep at age 103 with the bullet still in place, setting a world record (modbee.com)

(46)

Tue April 24, 2012

(Some Guy)

Ceiling cat may watch you masturbate, but high-tech blanket will watch you sleep and create a real-time 3D model of you (futureoftech.msnbc.msn.com)

(4)

Fri April 20, 2012

Two guys have invented an affordable way for anyone to lucid dream with ease -- and look snazzy in the process. Subby is actually farking from his sleep (wptv.com)

(130)

Thu April 19, 2012

Situated in sleepy Kent, protected from nuclear attack and built miles underground lies The Bunker...step inside Europe's most secure data centre (humansinvent.com)

(17)

Tue April 17, 2012

Siemens result comes early, gives up and goes to sleep (cnbc.com)

(5)

Mon April 16, 2012

(KTXL Sacramento)

No matter how much fun it might sound like, you can't just go around punching your roommates while they're sleeping, then taking a walk around town while naked (fox40.com)

(17)

Sun April 15, 2012

Can the Orioles extend their stay atop the AL East? How long before the Indians' bats go back to sleep? The Cubs...what's their deal? It's Sunday Afternoon Baseball on Fark (games begin at 1:07 PM ET) (scores.espn.go.com)

(185)

Wed April 11, 2012

		Chris Christie fell asleep at a Bruce Springsteen concert Monday evening. That's a sure-fire way to cost yourself support in your home state (spinner.com)	(85)
		Obama and Romney know when you are sleeping, they know when you're awake, they know when you've been bad or good, and they exploit this information for political reward (theatlantic.com)	(24)
		Crazy hoarder on Upper East Side of Manhattan, who sleeps on the streets sometimes, keeps stuff crammed in every nook and cranny he can find. By the way, he also has a trust fund (gothamist.com)	(84)

Tue April 10, 2012

Dream on, scientists (dailymail.co.uk)

(38)

Thu April 05, 2012

That's it, I'm sleeping in, submitting, then throwing up in the sink (businessnewsdaily.com)

(14)

Wed April 04, 2012

		If your beloved family pet needs to be put to sleep, taking them for a walk near the Overtoun Bridge in Scotland may be a inexpensive (but extremely traumatic) option (ramblingbeachcat.com)	(31)
		If you think you can't get any lower after falling asleep naked on a Mexican restaurant's toilet, then you haven't met this guy (wptv.com)	(72)

Tue April 03, 2012

Bobby Knight: Talking college basketball makes me sleepy (youtube.com)

(14)

Mon April 02, 2012

		Police say they shot a man sleeping in his car because they feared for their lives (sun-sentinel.com)	(125)
		I know you've been losing sleep over the burning question on everyone's mind. Where has George W Bush been? (politico.com)	(103)

Sun April 01, 2012

		The scientific reason why your wife won't sleep with you (mnn.com)	(117)
		Visa/Mastercard credit card breach now linked to the honest folks who run NYC taxicab company. So sleep well - nothing at all to worry about (dailymail.co.uk)	(28)

Fri March 30, 2012

NYPD warn people not to sleep in the subway, not to stand in the pouring rain, that the night is long (nydailynews.com)

(37)

Thu March 29, 2012

(Some Guy)

Man reportedly on uppers, downers, and pot arrested. He was agitated, sleepy, and hungry (thenewsstar.com)

(21)

Wed March 28, 2012

PSA: If you are sleepy and decide to take a nap then you should know that a narrow concrete ledge five floors up is not the best place to do so (thesun.co.uk)

(23)

Sun March 25, 2012

(Retronaut)

Meet the yokai, a small selection of everyday demons from the huge menagerie of Japanese folk horror. Sleep tight (retronaut.co)

(75)

Sat March 24, 2012

Apparently it's so easy to rape someone in Sweden, you can do it in your sleep (thelocal.se)

(50)

Thu March 22, 2012

"American media terrorizes people far more than the actual so-called terrorists" Says Glenn Greenwald. But be sure to check out his other article "Obama is a murderous sociopath" who will kill you in your sleep (salon.com)

(359)

Mon March 19, 2012

How dating with narcolepsy is just sleeping around, KONY 2012 guy busted for leaving his invisible children around, and NASA planning solar missions at night: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/11 - 3/17 (fark.com)

(4)

Tue March 13, 2012

"Dating With Narcolepsy." Yeah, it helps if you have a reputation for sleeping around (salon.com)

(38)

Mon March 12, 2012

(Some Guy)

"Here Honey, why don't you take this Happy Meal and go play in the McDonald's playground while Mommy takes a few alprazolam and oxycodone pills and sleeps it off in the car." (with 'you might' mugshot) (news-journalonline.com)

(60)

Wed March 07, 2012

24-year-old hottie suffers from sexsomnia: "It's turned me into a sleeping sex addict but in the morning I can't remember a thing" (w/pics) (thesun.co.uk)

(215)

Sun March 04, 2012

Jake Lloyd says he will never act again after his role in The Phantom Menace, just like subby is never going to sleep with a supermodel again (thesun.co.uk)

(175)

Wed February 29, 2012

(Some Guy)

Delonte West, who has made $14 million in salary over his career and will be paid $850K this season, says he was "basically homeless" during the lockout, sleeping in the Mavs' locker room and his car (sbnation.com)

(31)

Tue February 28, 2012

Researchers say residents of Southern U.S. states suffer most from sleep disturbances, making it tough each day for the South to rise again (upi.com)

(65)

Sun February 26, 2012

The FAA is investigating whether air traffic controllers have been sleeping and texting on the job, if there's a sale at Penney's (foxnews.com)

(83)

Sat February 25, 2012

If you plan to transport 8lbs of coke and 12lbs of weed in your car, get plenty of sleep before you head out (sltrib.com)

(27)

Thu February 23, 2012

The myth of the eight-hour sleep (bbc.co.uk)

(150)

Tue February 21, 2012

		Research: 35% of men sleep with bears, your mom (610wiod.com)	(95)
		Santorum in 2003: "The right to privacy is not Constitutional. It is a self serving thing invented by hippies and it causes abortions". Sleep well, citizens (maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com)	(230)

Fri February 17, 2012

Been getting plenty of sleep lately? Spending lots of quality time with the family? Sid Meier hopes to put an end the that this spring (joystiq.com)

(84)

Wed February 15, 2012

		Trouble sleeping? It may affect your memory later on (sciencedaily.com)	(53)
		Trouble sleeping? It may affect your memory later on (sciencedaily.com)	(17)

Tue February 14, 2012

		Survey finds that men are quick to fall in love, roll over and fall asleep (myfoxdc.com)	(102)
(Some Guy)		Can't sleep. Must eat Pope in woods. And wear his hat. Or something (adn.com)	(19)

Mon February 13, 2012

(fox59.com)

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs in the hospital (fox59.com)

(23)

Fri February 10, 2012

Are your dreams trying to tell you something, aside from the fact that sleep is where you're a viking? (chicagotribune.com)

(78)

Wed February 08, 2012

Assuming he got any sleep last night, Mitt Romney is waking up to realize that last night was his own personal hell. Here's what losing to Santorum might cost him (salon.com)

(166)

Mon February 06, 2012

Stupid mornings. I'm friggin' half-asleep. I'll just enjoy a nice cup of AHHHH. AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? (boingboing.net)

(31)

Sun February 05, 2012

25 Most awkward cat sleeping positions. Beware of cuteness overload (buzzfeed.com)

(100)

Fri February 03, 2012

		Alien visitation is not going to happen. SLEEP. There is nothing on our planet that aliens would need. OBEY. If intelligent creatures exist on other planets they likely won't visit Earth. CONSUME (nydailynews.com)	(122)
(NosINT)		In March there will be four carrier battle groups in the gulf region. Sleep tight, Ahmadinejad (nosint.blogspot.com)	(123)