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83 headlines found matching 'skin'
Thu May 28, 2015
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp now facing ten years in prison for bringing his dogs into Australia. It's the biggest crime he's accused of since asking for twelve dollars to see "The Lone Ranger"
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gretchen's Take: We should focus on the Iraq of 2015, not 2003. And we should do this by asking why Obama pulled troops out in 2011
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Fri May 22, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Mr. & Mrs. RGIII become proud parents of baby girl, and all were immediately put on Redskins DL
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(16)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that a 'base tan' does not protect against sunburns - However, an acid tan turns skins into leather that can protect from cuts and abrasions
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
More than a quarter of a middle-aged person's skin is "on the road to cancer", which was coincidentally the worst Hope/Crosby film ever
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 100 years, the only relevant question that historians will be asking about the Obama administration is: How he could have squandered the Bush victory in Iraq and allowed ISIS to rise as a regional power?
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(401)
 
(Three Sail Wait)
 
 
 
Asking the public for help naming your new ship is a good idea, unless the public hates you
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(48)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
It is silly of us to be arresting biker gangs when we could just be asking them nicely to team up and kill Mexicans and Muslims
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Mon May 18, 2015
(News Leader)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're CPS and you discover 200 messages asking for help? Delete them and go on with your day, of course
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Busking is the fundamental type of public art. It's the canary in the coal mine for the cultural vitality of a city"
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(39)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The people behind the .ca domain are asking Canadians to test their internet connection speed as part of a crowdsourcing project to gauge the health and performance of the country's internet"
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Wed May 13, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on the season finale of Arrow, Ra's implements his final solution. Will Ollie or Al Sah-him prove stronger? I just had a flashback to asking questions. (CW 8ET)
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cameron being urged to call Scotland's bluff by giving them what they've been asking for
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(56)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The company that makes the "dating" app Grindr putting itself up for sale. Asking price reportedly a key of meth, a case of poppers, and two gallons of lube
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Sun May 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man caught using foreskin to smuggle heroin. Police say they were acting on a tip
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(58)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Spray painting a cliff asking a girl to prom in pink-and-purple 8-foot-high letters is technically impressive, completely stupid
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Southern Maryland Newsnet)
 
 
 
Mom, why does this milk taste like feet? Maryland woman arrested for putting dead skin shavings in her family's milk. Extra bonus: She's been arrested three times in the past nine days
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Thu April 30, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: Yeah, judges shouldn't be asking for campaign cash, because that would taint the judges to favor the donors. Justice Scalia, naturally, claimed this was an affront to "Freedom of Speech"
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Google analysis of fashion trends shows that slim fit denim pants are out of vogue, even with women who have skinny genes
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(16)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Fox News shows majority of Americans now support recreational marijuana: "The poll marks the first time the news organization has found majority support for the issue since it began asking the question"
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Mon April 27, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Consumer group finds women put an average of 168 "probably safe" chemicals on their skin each day
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(55)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Skinnamaradead
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Sat April 25, 2015
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Woman finds 3.69 carat diamond after asking god to lead her to it and save her son Coyotito
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(26)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'Skinny' NJ Gov. Chris Christie asks Jimmy Fallon on "The Tonight Show" what's with all the fat jokes still?
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(25)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
No wonder the Irish have pasty white skin, just look at how they sunbathe
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(24)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scary: Man diagnosed with cancer of the tongue. Good: Surgeon removes cancerous tissue and constructs new tongue made out of skin from his arm. Bad: He has to shave it
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(52)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Redskins troll the Eagles on Twitter over Tebow signing, Twitter users troll right back at that glass quarterback house
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Walter Skinner, played by Mitch Pileggi, will reprise his role as FBI Assistant Director in the new X-Files: "Happy to announce Agent Skinner will once again be getting all grumpy and biatchy with his two wayward kids. Very happy"
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rubio: Homosexuality isn't a choice, like the color of your skin, but marriage is a STATE'S RIGHT, also like marriage based on the color of your skin...ah shiat
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(Everyday Health)
 
 
 
Introverts who claim to like being alone are probably just masking their deep depression
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Wed April 15, 2015
(West Virginia Record)
 
 
 
Woman sues Disney for implanting Chip under her skin. No word on Dale's whereabouts
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Mon April 13, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The Iberian ribbed newt defends itself by poisoning its own bones and shoving them through its skin. So naturally, humans thought, "What the hell, if any animal deserves to be an astronaut, this newt does"
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Medieval tome reveals doctors treated kidney stones with a salve of honey and pigeon droppings, prescribed sticklewort to cure impotency, and treated mental illness by whipping the patient with a cord made of dolphin skin. Still better than Obamacare
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are asking drivers stranded on a British expressway not to play soccer while they wait for help
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Tue April 07, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
I could do more than smell the flowers. Copulate for hours. Fornicate with a sock. Make your skin start scratchin'. 'Cause we been a sexin'. If I only had a cock (probably not safe for work language)
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Eight thousand years ago white people began to appear on earth, proving Adam and Eve were, in fact, Caucasian
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Taiwanese navy unveils its new self-designed, twin-hulled stealth missile corvette that spokesman calls "The Carrier Killer" while staring angrily towards China and asking if they would like a translation for that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wapo asking the tough questions that really matter. Like: Why is the White House Easter Bunny always so creepy?
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Wed April 01, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Sodium azide is a white powder that explodes when it hits metal. When it hits water, it turns into an acid that can eat through your skin. When it's inhaled, it shreds your lungs. But for a long time, it was in your car
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"Hello, officer. Fancy meeting you at the convenience store this fine evening. Lovely weather we're having. Why yes, I AM doped up on heroin, thank you for asking"
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Man in Southern California is asking for help after being surrounded by strange light anomalies and two types of creatures, including a "95 percent" transparent humanoid and a bodiless being with "glowing eyes" (w/creepy ass pics)
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Sun March 29, 2015
(Facebook)
 
 
 
House Republican leader posts on her facebook page, asking for Obamacare horror stories on the five-year anniversary. It goes about as well as you'd expect
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In largest study ever, Iceland completes DNA makeup of the entire nation. Genes for skin color found ranging from pale, to ashen, to pasty
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Obamacare hating Sheriff who totally isn't asking for charity was so successful at begging for $30K that he is now begging for twice as much
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(WTFark)
 
 
 
What's in a name? That which we call a latex-based foreskin, by any other name would be art just as...um...weird
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can buy a hyper-realistic human foreskin sculpture for $1,000. Give it a little time. It'll grow on you
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Wrestling News)
 
 
 
Rey Mysterio may have to rethink his $20,000 per appearance asking price after opponent dies in the ring
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Well, is there any proof that Obama DIDN'T try to nuke Charleston? Why won't he give us a straight answer? We're just asking questions here, you know
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Tue March 17, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, part MMCCCXVII: City lifts ban on in-school student phone use. Student immediately uses phone to upskirt his teacher. Mom-of-the-year immediately goes to the "she was asking for it" defense
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Asking someone to prom with a banner. New hotness: Asking someone to prom by having them arrested
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Introducing the snack nobody was asking for - the broccoli crisp
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(26)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Rapping trainee doctor raises awareness for skin cancer in brilliant video"
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(4)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In addition to wall climbing, geckos have a second superpower. The ability to make water leap from their skin
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(8)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Study finds some emotions may spur urge to pick or pull at skin, hair, nails - like you're doing right now. STOP IT
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(18)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to be the most powerful Democrat ever. Without running for president. Stop asking. Seriously, she's not running. No no, begging her to run will only make it worse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will Tony and Cherie Blair get divorced? The Daily Mail is just asking questions
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(37)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Inspired by SyFy, Baskin-Robbins names Snacknado its Flavor of the Month: "salty caramel ice cream with chocolate-covered potato chips and pretzels, swirled with candy pieces, chocolate fudge, and salted pretzel ribbons"
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That noise we're hearing from an Earth-like world called Gliese 581d is just some aliens asking if we deliver pizza after 2am. Friggin' hungry aliens
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Is Elizabeth Warren a murderer? The Boston Globe is just asking questions
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Mon March 02, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Why are you spending all that money on fancy skin lotions when you could just be using cheap oil instead
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(64)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Richard Dreyfuss and Bob Hoskins made an X-rated movie in 1975, but for some reason, no one remembers it (Not safe for work)
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Turn out the light, you've got skin cancer
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(7)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Standup Barbie TV reporter diagnosed with skin cancer after using sun beds for 10 years
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Now that marijuana is days away from being legal in Alaska, does that mean it's cool to take your weed with you on plane flights? Just asking for a friend
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(17)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
All nine former DEA leaders voice their opposition to Colorado's pot laws, add their support to lawsuit from neighboring states asking Supreme Court to strike down the laws. Why? Because fark you hippies, that's why
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Oklahoma to stop asking couples to say "I do" and make them say "I do not have an STD" instead
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Unretouched photos of Beyonce's cosmetic advertisement reveal uneven pimply skin, like 99% of the rest of the world
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Thu February 12, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama police cripple Indian grandfather for the crime of "being a skinny black guy wearing a toboggan"
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(154)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Evolution in action. Creepy, itchy, disgusting, skin-crawling evolution
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(17)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK hardware store tells staff to ready themselves for a huge surge in customers looking for rope, cable ties and masking tape, following the release of Fifty Shades of Grey
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(110)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top USAID contractor IRD defends using government money to buy Redskins season tickets, saying that the Redskins qualify for disaster aid
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(22)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Skinny jeans, high heels, nylon underwear and other fashion mistakes that are harmful to your health
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(70)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: Is it possible that the whole measles outbreak thing is a just hoax by the government to exert more control over the citizenry? What?? He's just asking questions
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(115)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears is not going the way of RadioShack, says someone who has a drawer full of Toughskins jeans
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(46)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hey all you D.C. Farkers, be sure to give a hearty Washington welcome to your very own case of measles. GO REDSKIN
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(29)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Defense One)
 
 
 
The President is asking for funds to develop space-baced defense program. This is not a repeat
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Mon February 02, 2015
(Independent)
 
 
 
Google's first models had rubber skin. We detected them easily. These newer models are cybernetic organisms with living skin on the outside
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(25)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
School sends students home in cold without their coats because their coats are against the dress code. Back in my day, we had to set our skin on fire for warmth
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(124)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Carolina Coast Online)
 
 
 
You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life
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(33)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's winter, so remember: Avoid hot showers
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(70)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
As WWE loves cheating, they've put together a helpful video of suggestions to assist the New England Patriots in winning the Super Bowl
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(40)
 
(Anniston Star)
 
 
 
The masking tape is mightier than the sovereign citizen
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(114)
 

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