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129 headlines found matching 'skin'
Thu December 08, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Encouraged by Übertrump's tweets, Stormtrumpers begin sending Carrier union president death threats, asking about his children. Welcome to new reality
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Wed December 07, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Motorhead guitarist frequently dreams of God asking to bum a smoke
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Ford believes all men should be penetrated at least once. Wait, so... so is he offering?
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just what kind of a toy car "clamps" onto your penis? (Asking for a friend)
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Mon December 05, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you're a social justice warrior and a multi-tasker, you rally against the Redskins team name and the Northa Dakota pipeline at the same time
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Sat December 03, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Iron gate bearing the slogan, "Arbeit Macht Frei" stolen from the Dachau concentration camp may have been discovered in a Norway suburb. Authorities are canvassing the neighborhood asking if anyone has seen Kyle
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Lawyer sues college student for bad Yelp review, asking $100,000. Judge biatch-slaps lawyer and orders him to pay $26,831 to the pro bono lawyer who defended the student. Tag is for the lawyer that sued
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman born without a vagina has surgery to create one. "I finally feel like there is light at the end of the tunnel." PHRASING
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Fri December 02, 2016
(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
New World Champion decides he has enough money to live on for the rest of his life without risking death every other Sunday
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(The Week)
 
 
 
It's time for Democrats to shed their clean Clinton skin ...or something and start to fight dirty against the serpent Republicans. Good luck with that
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Billionaire owner asking broke ass county and city for money to renovate arena. Maybe he should call the company who has naming rights on arena
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Apparently asking for sliced cheese in a CVS will get the cops called on you
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Fri November 25, 2016
(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Man vows not to wear pants again until the Green Bay Packers' next victory. If his neighbors weren't Packer fans before, they sure are now
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Protip: pizza is not a valid form of ID when trying to get into a bar, unless you happen to be the Little Caesar's guy or a Noid
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says he's given it a lot of thought, and decided he'd rather finish out his 18-months as the scandal-plagued, wildly unpopular governor of New Jersey, than serve in Trump's cabinet, so Trump shouldn't bother asking, not that he has
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Brightness [████████████----]
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman shaves kitten, plucks whiskers, sells it online as a hairless cat for $700
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Butcher shows the correct way to assemble and sew together a turducken. Fark: SURROUNDED COMPLETELY IN BACON
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Sat November 19, 2016
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Mother complains about racist bullying 3rd grade son endures in school. School administrator says they'll "tackle this bullying issue," then kicks son out of school, files trespass warning against mom, boy
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Fri November 18, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
ATM keypads are full of bacteria from human skin, food and household surfaces. Which is bad news for the three people who still have enough money in their bank account to even be able to use an ATM
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists are now monitoring bears in Alaska by collecting their saliva. Field equipment consists of a Q-tip and a pair of track shoes
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"One Democratic source, who like others would only discuss sensitive talks on condition of anonymity, said transition officials had been informally asking Obama political appointees to recommend Republicans to take over their jobs"
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Mon November 14, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japan debates whether university beauty pageants are shining example of student-run and student-owned contributions to local cultural festivals, or just cheap way to get college girls to flash some skin and start their TV-celebrity careers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Matrix Industries has found a way to turn your body into a watch battery
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ghost in the Shell Trailer or just Scarlett Johansson in a skin tight body suit?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Russia is already asking President-elect Trump to withdrawal NATO forces from Russia's borders. Every previous GOP president is spinning in their grave
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sriracha on a hotdog? OK or NoK? Is it too much like ketchup?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Measure to remove fluoride from the drinking in water in Maine wins by the skin of its rotten, rickety, cavity-pocked teeth
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Fri November 11, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook will now stop advertisers ignoring ethnic consumers for housing, employment and credit ads. Because asking them nicely not to do it, surprisingly, didn't work
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Mike Daniels tells Packers to get angry. Rest of the Packers respond by asking if they can do it from their La-Z-Boys, over the phone
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Josh Norman of the Redskins expresses his deep and abiding love of animals
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twilight star Robert Pattinson, realizing he will live next 50 years of his life as "Twilight star Robert Pattinson," fully commits to his vampiric role, sporting black hair, dark wardrobe, pale skin, and brooding expression at LA gala
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Listverse)
 
 
 
While you can't be bothered to put together that IKEA table you bought a week ago, check out what this guy made with everyday items laying around his house (Warning: Not safe for work)
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Android named Erica has lifelike skin and facial gestures, uses AI to listen & respond. Designed to work as a receptionist, find Sarah Connor
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Never ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you're sure she is. You could get eaten alive
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If you're a single-digit millionaire like Hulk Hogan, you have no effective access to our legal system," says Peter Thiel, white knight for thin-skinned bald racists everywhere
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Years of research come to a head as scientists determine why bacteria only causes acne in some people
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(Jack O. Lantern)
 
 
 
It's the Annual Fark Halloween Pumpkin Carving Photoshop Contest. Virtual knives not included
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
The question you've been asking yourself your whole life: Could an astronaut's corpse bring new life to another world?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Research finds if you want to beat burnout at work, just stop giving a damn. Way ahead of you there, poindexters
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Just another day at the World Series of Poker - the betting, the bluffing, the participants almost coming to blows over a $27.8 million pot
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins move on from pissing off native Americans to pissing on everybody (Not safe for work)
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
News: Skip Bayless congratulates the Redskins on their win. Fark: with 1:05 to go against Matt Stafford and the Detroit Lions. You can guess how this turned out
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Sun October 23, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Don't worry if you missed the early game, there's still plenty of NFL action, including the undefeated Vikings @ Eagles, the surprising 'Skins @ Lions, the equally surprising Raiders @ Jags, and Brady vs Big Been. First games kick off at 1 PM ET
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Sat October 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
PETA takes on the Inuits, because, why is it exactly they don't just grow wheat instead of murdering seals?
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Idiots prepare for war in advance of their man-child losing election and inciting violence "Your skin color will be your uniform"
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: Your boss asking you to take a drug test after he walks in on you snorting cocaine is not entrapment
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Tourists in Iceland, wanting that perfect photo of the sea, are risking death at an alarming rate, with several paying the ultimate price. "Despite the new signs, something is clearly not getting through, as you see in the video," she lamented
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
And here we see John McCain literally run away from a reporter asking him about his comments regarding blocking Supreme Court nominees from Hillary Clinton
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Another day, another Trump surrogate saying it isn't fair that the media keeps asking about direct quotes from Trump
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Got a $150 just burning a hole in your pocket? Great... what's the smallest nuke a person can carry? Just asking
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Saying the election is rigged is legitimately dangerous; it is like asking why one of those giant eagles didn't just fly Frodo all the way to Mordor in Lord of the Rings: If enough people start thinking that way, the whole thing kind of falls apart"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Leading British UFO expert found dead in Poland days after asking his mother to ensure she demanded an investigation in the event something happened to him
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Trump: Look at the woman accusing me. I don't think so. I mean she's like a 3 and I'm rich and fat with skin as loose and thin as my toupee. What would I want with her?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS: Curt Schilling defends Trump by asking Fox anchor if she's fantasized about 'somebody else's son'
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Wed October 12, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major Trump donors are having a major case of Buyers Remorse and are asking for their money back
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Protip: Asking the police to arrest the ghosts in your house might tip them off to your drug use
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
University researchers claim to have developed experiment to create early detection of neurological disorders using VR headsets. Researchers now asking for 15 copies of Eve: Valkyrie for totally related experiment, they swear
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Remember that Night Gallery episode where the earwig laid eggs? Yeah, it's kind of like that
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Sun October 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers have a field day against the Jets? Who will win the Battle of the Beltway with the Ravens vs. the Redskins? How about a Golden State battle between the Chargers and Raiders? It's your NFL Week 4 thread, kickoff is at 1 PM ET, CBS and FOX
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Sat October 08, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Here's to yet another decade of skinny jeans"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Yes, the weather's fine up here. Thanks for asking"
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
"Kate Beckinsale in Skintight Black Latex: Part V" trailer debuts at NYCC
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Actress chooses traditional Chinese medicine over chemo to treat her lymphoma. And it goes about as well as expected
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do, commas, still, matter,? Subby, is, asking, for, a, friend
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If aliens do invade, they are not invading as tiny green spiders. C'mon man
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
PETA sent a letter to the Arkansas State Highway and Transportation Department asking to build a 5-foot-tall tombstone memorial at the site of a truck crash that injured and killed several cows last month
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Tue October 04, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Euros need to grow thicker skin if Ryder Cup crowds offend their delicate sensibilities
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
SCOTUS rejects Washington Redskins' appeal, cancels all team's trademarks and name for "being offensive to many people." Team will now have to refer to themselves as "Redskins"
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Sun October 02, 2016
(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Asking someone out
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Fri September 30, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Hey, we noticed some of the residents at your nursing home seem to be abused." "Oh, that, yeah that was poltergeists"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Can you see Trump at the next debate....asking the Moderator, "did you get that signal...she wants the topic changed?"
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Oktoberfest is in full swing, and so are Oktoberfest related crimes: "19-year-old struck over the head with beer stein. Police is looking for a suspect described as having blond hair, pale skin and wearing lederhosen." Yeah, good luck with that
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man posts video of his interaction with a fake IRS phone call asking for tax payment in Target gift cards. His hilarious revenge is sweetly satisfying
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Nothing is wrong with asking the police to touch up your DUI arrest photo with a beauty app to make you look more beautiful. Nothing at all
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"In terms of horrible seat companions on a flight, this rates between a drunk couple fighting and someone who has shiat their pants. But creepier"
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Here are three senses you probably didn't know your body had
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none. This little piggy went to Best Buy, This little piggy went to a party, This little piggy wait ... something's wrong here
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Cop talks you down from suicide by discussing about how much you both hate the Dallas Cowboys. Bad news: You're a Redskins fan
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(GOP)
 
 
 
The GOP is asking for help with Donald Trump's debate prep. Let's give it to them
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Man punches beaver in the head. Gets rabies. Witty headline not necessary
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Tue September 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Could turmeric boost your health? Subby heard a rumor that coating your skin with it would make you the healthiest person ever
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Hillary IT guy who pleaded the 5th before Congress last week caught asking reddit for advice on deleting emails two years ago
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump touches lots of people and they no like
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That's one way to beat the hospital wait list. Not the OPTIMAL way, mind you, but one way
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Wed September 14, 2016
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Someone should start to market the product, "Basket of Deplorables" - A steak, pulled pork, BBQ, a six-pack of Lone Star beer, and a Trump sticker
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Note to amateur cake makers out there: if you make Yoda's light saber the same green color as his skin, it might not look like a light saber when he's holding it a waist level
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: It's okay to keep basking in the digital glow of your cell phone's screen hour after hour after hour
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Mon September 12, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns win a chance to win the red skinned belt? Will Sheamus ram a boot through Cesaro to win the series? Will they change the women's title match at the PPV for the 49th time? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
Rookies only guess they got blackout drunk the night before when the cops wake them up. Pros get shaken awake by cops behind the wheel at 8 a.m, still drunk. And already IN a prison. And wearing women's skinny jeans for some reason
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not that anyone needs them, but here are 10 reasons why drinking beer is good
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Is Donald Trump more afraid of lesbians than Michelle Bachmann? I'm just asking questions
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Vermont AG: Good News Everyone. Bernie Sanders didn't break any laws by asking for campaign contributions to help out a progressive state senate candidate
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Doctor reveals why paper cuts hurt so much. Still tight lipped about cancer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC officials shocked and dismayed that there were shootings and stabbings at this year's J'ouvert festival, even though they posted fliers asking very nicely for people to not shoot or stab anybody
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KFC gravy: it's finger-scalding good
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Tue September 06, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We understand if you feel the need to light a stick of incense after using your workplace's bathroom. Just don't put it on a cardboard box
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Father of Biodiversity" fears two things. Nuclear war and yellow-haired, carrot-skinned, Presidential candidates
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reminder: The start of the 2016 NFL season is 2 days away The Fark Pigskin Pick 'Em game could use a few more names There's no complicated drafting, player tracking, etc...just pick the winner of each game. End of the year, the winner gets a really
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder's prime new Redskins stadium location is immediately north of Dulles Airport's 11,500 ft runway 1C/19C, because no other county in Virginia is willing to give him a nickel for funding, much less a fark
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Fri September 02, 2016
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins fan finds player's defensive workbooks in a dumpster ... where they probably belong
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New report says there's no proof that edible sunscreens work. Other than the fact that you never see anyone with a sunburned tongue
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rejected Takata airbag and sentient skin golem Ann Coulter is back as a roadie for the Screaming Cheeto Wheelie tour
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Tue August 30, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Remote Nunavut communities invaded by tourists asking them if Nunavut is open all year and where is the maple tundra?
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Fri August 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage in the news again for racial comments and cursing, this time going to a Maine Coon cat festival and asking "where are all the f***ing black people?"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a female realtor in Houston and some guy calls inquiring about a house for sale and then starts asking you what kind of shoes you have on and to take off your shoes to improve cell reception, just hang up on him
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Thu August 25, 2016
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
If you're a police officer, calling 911 and asking for a ride home because you may have had too much to drink probably isn't going to further your career
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother of the year leans out of car and pushes baby in stroller while both driving and talking on the phone. Talk about multi-tasking
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Wed August 24, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Big Butt Skinner suffers a bumpy landing. A soothing balm is being flown in
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway tells Megyn Kelly the one thing she hates the most is name-calling. So, Megyn Kelly replied by asking her how she could support or work for Trump, whose sole strategy is name-calling
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Why Your Team Sucks: the Washington Redskins edition
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(US News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new campaign manager encourages Trump to not be nice and aggressively go with his gut. In other words, don't change a thing
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your grandmother has more in common with squid than you think
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Australia, Maine is reporting a ten-foot snake on the loose. Complete with "holy fark" picture of the shed skin it left behind
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
In the society of conservative media, National Review is the snobs, RedState is the slobs, and Breitbart is the honey-badger bike-riding juvenile delinquents who may or may not be racist skinheads. Guess who's getting all the new visitors
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
How does the Second Amendment work? Don't bother asking progressives, they have no idea
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump fans at rally don't believe in the polls because his rallies are yuge. Of course, this particular rally was two thirds empty but the polls are fake because... oh please stop asking questions
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Thu August 18, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Native American man says White House official assaulted him for wearing Redskins shirt: "He calls me the name weetard - 'You're a weetard for not understanding Redskins is offensive.' Then I tell him I'm from Oklahoma and he spits on me"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oetzi the Iceman's wardrobe was a ragtag mismatch of skins from at least five different species from like 5,300 seasons ago. I wouldn't want to be caught dead with that fashion nightmare on
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Multitasking Millennials... hang on... *ring ring* ... Are Costing ... turn down that music Ahem, I said, Costing Us Billions Of *beep* Dollars In... PAY ATTENTION DAMMIT
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(Australian Geographic)
 
 
 
Scientists interested in how the Australian thorny devil lizard uses capillary action from between scales to drink without using its mouth, which for some reason is more interesting than its two fully functioning penises
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Judge censured for asking a defendant during sentencing, "Has anything good ever come out of drinking, except for sex with a pretty girl?"
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Florida Officials are asking residents to stop spray painting birds
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now even Trump supporters are asking to see his tax returns, and route maps for the Appalachian trail
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember back in 2003 when embarrassing revelations in two candidates' unsealed divorce records, one in the primary and one in the general, turned a dark-horse candidate into the Senator from IL? Guess what reporters are asking an NY judge to do?
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Thu August 11, 2016
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Twin sisters give birth on the same day. 'Everybody keeps asking if we planned it, and I'm like, 'No''
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Think you can do 4 things at once? Behold brass band multi-tasking. And a good time was had by all
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Wed August 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"China is a big importer of donkey skins from Burkina Faso, using them to make traditional medicines." Is there ANYTHING that China doesn't use to make traditional medicines? Apart from actual medicines that is
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Humans are the sweatiest primates on Earth, and the least hairy. This helps us hunt which we don't really do anymore. That means, soon we'll grow our hair back and we'll sweat less
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