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Headlines matching 'ska'

Fri May 25, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Photoshop this new arrival from Alaska (msnbcmedia.msn.com)	(20)
(Lincoln Journal Star)		Old news: Nebraska man convicted of driving while drunk and naked, with truck full of naked passengers. New News: Arrested for stealing 2700 gallons of jet fuel to run his farm equipment. Fark: 1400 gallons of it remain missing (journalstar.com)	(47)
		New SKA telescope will not be built in the Carribean. Jimmy Cliff inconsolable (bbc.co.uk)	(32)

Thu May 24, 2012

(Some Guy)

This could be bad news if you have triskaidekaphobia, taphephobia, thanatophobia, placophobia or, if you are reading this headline, hippopotomonstrosesquipedalio phobia (wkbw.com)

(51)

Wed May 23, 2012

First large waves of debris hit Alaska from last year's Japanese tsunami. If only we had some debris alert system in place for these situations (telegraph.co.uk)

(12)

Tue May 22, 2012

(Some Guy)

Did you know that if Nebraska or Maine splits its votes in the right way, it is theoretically possible for the Electoral college to produce a tie? (270towin.com)

(50)

Sun May 20, 2012

For some reason, this guy really, REALLY hates Nebraska (salon.com)

(98)

Sat May 19, 2012

R.I.P. Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau. Even if you've never heard of him, listen to this (youtube.com)

(28)

Wed May 16, 2012

Real Americans in Nebraska GOP take a hard right turn into Palin country. Democratic nominee and former Senator, Bob Kerrey, last seen dancing a jig and preparing his victory speech (cnn.com)

(84)

Fri May 11, 2012

45-year-old skateboarders: sad, dangerous, or sad AND dangerous? The New York Times is there (nytimes.com)

(228)

Tue May 08, 2012

Nebraska man officially changes his name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex." With helpful picture of what he may now look like (foxnews.com)

(71)

Sat May 05, 2012

Condi Rice declines VP offer. This means Joe Biden has to rollerskate around Dupont Circle in chaps and a cowboy hat (huffingtonpost.com)

(67)

Fri May 04, 2012

France surrenders 7 goals as US hockey team skates to victory (espn.go.com)

(99)

Thu May 03, 2012

		Skatalites Original Bass Player Lloyd Brevett Dead At 80. LG Live At Lokerse Feesten (youtube.com)	(11)
		The top ten cities for cheapskates. Want to know just how cheap? One of the categories is "Dollar Generals in a 30-mile radius" (finance.yahoo.com)	(165)
		Captured documents from the Bin Laden raid revealed plans for a "human lawnmower," which involved ramming a truck outfitted with spinning blades into crowds of people. No word on development of rocket skates or green bat suit (sfgate.com)	(100)
		In keeping in line with the rest of America's renowned political hillbilly family from Alaska, Levi Johnston is planning on naming his newborn daughter after an Italian pistol manufacturer (dailymail.co.uk)	(182)

Thu April 26, 2012

Nebraska assistant football coach: it would be an "honor" to be fired for anti-gay views (huffingtonpost.com)

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Wed April 25, 2012

Two hot girls holding hands while riding skateboards ... downhill at 40mph (youtube.com)

(82)

Tue April 24, 2012

Not News: Man finds a ball on an Alaskan beach. News: With the name of Japanese boy on it. Fark: His wife is Japanese. Ultrafark: They contact the boy who lost everything in the tsunami, and arrange to have the ball sent back. Holyfark: Twice (wivb.com)

(66)

Sun April 15, 2012

Cycle Skates - the roller-blades of the 1920s (io9.com)

(30)

Fri April 13, 2012

Additions to Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, NE will increase capacity to hold over 90,000 people, or 45,000 Nebraskans (omaha.com)

(45)

Tue April 10, 2012

		Alaska Republican refuses to honor Girl Scouts of America because of an internet rumor he read that they are tied to Planned Parenthood (w/video) (thinkprogress.org)	(130)
		Nebraska Gov. Dave Heinemann: Prenatal care a magnet for illegal immigrants. Researchers: About that (omaha.com)	(55)

Sun April 08, 2012

(Some Guy)

Nebraska likely to force telephone company to keep payphone in business despite pulling in a whopping $19.58 in coins to offset $1,469 cost to maintain it (journalstar.com)

(186)

Sat April 07, 2012

Awesome-police-blotter fans, say hello to the Dutch Harbor Telegraph of Alaska, home to "Officer watched three extremely intoxicated and giggling louts urinate on the road, on themselves, on one another, and on a taxi" (npr.org)

(31)

Tue April 03, 2012

Astronomical amount of astronomical data expected from astronomical radio telescope. Astronomical (wired.com)

(15)

Fri March 30, 2012

First 1080 on a skateboard was landed by: A) Tony Hawk B) Danny Way C) a 12 year old boy (espn.go.com)

(42)

Sun March 25, 2012

Stars and stripes bikini? check. Tacky arm bracelet? check. Roller skating on an isolated beach after calling the paparazzi? check. Yes, it's another unplanned Courtney Stodden photo shoot (dailymail.co.uk)

(124)

Fri March 23, 2012

(Some Guy)

Alaska Rep. Alan Dick (R-eally is his last name) let the cat out of the bag, openly states that women should be submissive to men (thenewstribune.com)

(853)

Wed March 21, 2012

If you missed the story from Arkansas last week, Saskatchewan police would also like to remind you not to rid yourself of boredom by texting "I hid the body... now what?" to strangers (canada.com)

(57)

Fri March 16, 2012

		Skateboarder Ryan Sheckler brought a female acquaintance back to his Vegas hotel room. While he snoozed, she helped herself to $100K in parting gifts (bittenandbound.com)	(53)
		Woman dismayed to see skanks living a fairy-tale life because they found a rich guy who only cares about how good they are in bed. Bonus: women call her on it (daytondailynews.com)	(266)

Thu March 15, 2012

Capistrano has its returning swallows. Alaska has the humpback whales. Cleveland has...turkey vultures (wtam.com)

(58)

Mon March 12, 2012

CNN finds that comment sections on websites are dominated by trolls. Go back to reporting on Fartbongo and that lady who can see Alaska from her house, noob. 1748 users 'liked' this comment (cnn.com)

(271)

Fri March 09, 2012

Losing to Northwestern, Penn State, Iowa, and Nebraska may be acceptable in football, but in basketball, you will probably get fired (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

(33)

Wed March 07, 2012

Alaskan mystery goo turn out to be a fungus among us (livescience.com)

(10)

Fri March 02, 2012

Daytona Beach police on 16-month-long Operation Chum Bucket: "It hasn't been cleaned in over a thousand years. It's skanky. It's filthy. If I was a roach, I wouldn't live inside. It's a whorehouse" (w/ mugshots) (orlandosentinel.com)

(102)

Thu March 01, 2012

(Some Guy)

Exclusive: Oskari Häkkinen on 'Alan Wake', online gaming, 'Twilight Zone' (shadowlocked.com)

(18)

Wed February 29, 2012

Possibly the scariest video of the day, grizzly bears runs at Alaskan tourists (news.yahoo.com)

(33)

Tue February 28, 2012

The Fox And The Hound real life version. Sadie the dog and Anuska the fox have become great friends. With the most awwww inspiring pictures you will see all day (dailymail.co.uk)

(68)

Mon February 27, 2012

Ladies and gentlemen, strap on your skates. It's your 2012 NHL Trade Deadline discussion thread (nhl.com)

(341)

Sun February 26, 2012

(Some Guy)

Behold the most awesome name for a type of storm EVER. Ladies and gentlemen I give you... THE SASKATCHEWAN SCREAMER (ouramazingplanet.com)

(42)

Sat February 25, 2012

		Fark's NasKar Memorial Racing League - WWND - DIT (racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com)	(54)
(Some Guy)		Rollerskating husband and wife team performing on the Ellen show. FF to the 2:00 mark for a "DAAAAAAMN" moment (izismile.com)	(54)

Fri February 24, 2012

Okay, it may not be hoverboard cool, but you have to admit a "mind-controlled skatebaord" is still pretty damn cool (digitaltrends.com)

(19)

Thu February 23, 2012

		Xena, Cylon #3 and Lucretia board an Alaska-bound oil ship in protest (3news.co.nz)	(94)
		Nebraska woman auctioning off a Chicken McNugget that she says looks like George Washington (desmoinesregister.com)	(39)