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Headlines matching 'sir'
Sat May 26, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Paranoid Dude) Scary When you order tomato soup, SIRI saves the conversation, and it will be used against you in a court of law  (technorati.com) (34)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Amusing I've got some good news men...well, mostly good news. The desire to send naked pics is hard wired into the human brain...especially the female brain  (dailymail.co.uk) (358)


Thu May 24, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Apple's Sir Jony Ive: "What we're working on now feels like the most important and the best work we've done, which of course I can't tell you about"  (abcnews.go.com) (71)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Steve Weaver Aircraft) Interesting A niche in the aviation business: flying with the newly dead. "Oh, no need to sit up, sir, we haven't landed yet"  (steveweaver.com) (19)


Tue May 22, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida 19-year-old man uses a nerf sword to defend his mother from his brother. At work he's known as Sir Oedipus  (nwfdailynews.com) (19)


Sun May 20, 2012
(NBA) Followup Will Lance Stephenson continue his run as the NBA's heimlich expert? Sir James continues his role as the understudy to the flopping fish in that Faith No More video. Pacers vs Heat, 3:30pm. Hockey? Soccer? Don't care  (nba.com) (314)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Discover) Scary The nearest star to Earth that can go supernova is a binary with a white dwarf. Why so Sirius?  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (30)
(The Local (Germany)) Silly Airport security to German politician: "Sorry sir, but you can't bring that axe on a plane"  (thelocal.de) (42)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Apple: "Not happy with Siri? Buy an Android phone"  (bgr.com) (134)


Tue May 15, 2012
(SlashGear) Followup Siri: I'm sorry, did I say that the Lumia 900 4G by Nokia was the best smartphone? I'm sorry, I misunderstood your question. My mistake, won't happen again  (slashgear.com) (64)
(AP) Obvious President Obama: Economy, not gay marriage, will decide the vote. You Sir, are out of here  (hosted.ap.org) (193)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool Tim Tebow: Asked to high school prom by cute blonde, request denied. Joe Haden: Asked to high school prom by Tony Siragusa, makes dreams come true  (sports.yahoo.com) (42)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Examiner) Ironic IPhone user: 'Siri, what's the world's best smartphone?' Siri: 'The Nokia Lumia 900.' Wait, what?  (examiner.com) (75)


Thu May 10, 2012
(BBC) Amusing Which Americans deserve to be knighted? You gotta admit, Sir William Cosby does have a certain ring to it  (bbcamerica.com) (101)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Connecticut Post) Dumbass Cop: "Sir, could you step out of the car, please?" Driver: "Uhhh... no speako Englisho"  (ctpost.com) (49)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass "Sir, for the last time, I will not talk dirty to you. What is your emergency?"  (940winz.com) (17)


Mon May 07, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Cool Sir Ian McKellen's one man show opens. YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS UP  (3news.co.nz) (15)
(CNN) Amusing Political pundit Sir Charles Barkley to Romney: We will beat you like a drum in November. Although you seem like a nice guy and all. No offense. You're going down, bro. Eat like a man. Weight Watchers   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (47)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Fark) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: Create an ad for other bad investments  (fark.com) (24)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Guardian) Obvious Sir Mervyn King admits that the financial crisis has indeed a single cause - deregulation of banks. No worries dear chap, your successor will surely make everything hunky dory  (guardian.co.uk) (17)


Tue May 01, 2012
(WJLA.com) Amusing "Hello, 911? Yes, I'm calling to report a home robbery." "Okay, sir, what did they steal?" "My weed." "Your what?"  (wjla.com) (20)


Thu April 26, 2012
(HitFix) Amusing Cute Hipster Chick replaces Cute Hipster Chick for the role of Cute Hipster Chick in Spike Jonze's new film about a dude who falls in love with Siri  (hitfix.com) (65)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Heavy) Amusing Siri, WHAT does Marcellus Wallace look like? (NSFW language)  (heavy.com) (24)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious "There was indication that he was going to arm himself with a firearm if he heard attending sirens, which leads us to believe he wasn't functioning at the level he was capable of," says EMT  (660news.com) (10)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Not news: Cop turns on emergency lights and siren. Fark: Drivers notice and pull over to the side of the road to let the police car pass safely by  (policeone.com) (140)


Sat March 31, 2012
(msnbc) Interesting Study says that Facebook is fostering desires for users to be thin, drunk, naked   (todayhealth.today.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Thu March 29, 2012
(LA Times) Fail Siri, do you know a good attorney?  (latimes.com) (42)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Some Bee) Cool Sat. April 7th NJ Fark Party for Sir Cumference the Flatulent. Update: We're still hitting up Iplay America for some laser tag, but food & drink venue has changed DIT  (iplayamerica.com) (98)


Fri March 23, 2012
(BBC) Hero Sir Ian McKellen and Stephen Fry should be granted honorary UltraFark status for life for this immensely good deed  (bbc.co.uk) (114)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Courier Mail) Interesting After siring at least 161,888 offspring in his lifetime, the world's most productive dairy cattle dies at the age of 27. He's a lock to get into the NBA Hall of Fame  (couriermail.com.au) (66)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Huffington Post) Amusing Siri, do you know of a good defense lawyer in Manhattan?  (huffingtonpost.com) (95)


Mon March 12, 2012
(The Sun) Sad Mom: Can we be adults and get over this feud? Son: This is because I won the lottery, isn't it? You get nothing, good day sir  (thesun.co.uk) (170)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Seattle Times) Cool Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like maintaining a genuine, bonafide, electrified, six-car monorail  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (109)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Bee) Cool NJ Fark Party - Come meet ex-pat Sir Cumference the Flatulent while he's back in the states Join us for some video games & laser tag @ iPlay first & then onto dinner & drinks @ Moore's Tavern (Freehold) Saturday April 7th  (moorestavern.com) (69)
(Radar Magazine) Obvious Angelina's desire to have her own child army helped Billy Bob figure out she was batshiat crazy and that he needed to run for the hills  (radaronline.com) (34)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Obvious Dude, do you think today's young workers lack professionalism, er, I mean sir, dude. Er, sir  (orlandosentinel.com) (156)


Tue March 06, 2012
(BBC) Scary Pardon sir, but we would like to stay at your farm as the rest of this area is flooded. I hope you do not mind that we are THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS  (bbc.co.uk) (301)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Vator.tv) Interesting I'm sorry sir, but according to my iPad you're a deadbeat  (vator.tv) (53)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Gizmodo) Silly Siri, you ignorant slut  (gizmodo.com) (21)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Gizmodo) Amusing Siri vs. Android. Popcorn: Get yours ready  (gizmodo.com) (72)


Tue February 28, 2012
(WPTV) Florida "Sir, step out of the America's Best Value motel room with your hands in the air and the weapon of mass destruction on the ground." (w/Breaking Bad Easter egg)  (wptv.com) (10)
(Some iGeek) Amusing Realistic version of Apple's Siri rock god commercial (Not safe for work)  (9to5mac.com) (23)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Guardian) Amusing British rival to Siri unveiled. Sure, she works on Android and Apple products, and copes with various British dialects, but can Evi tell if you want four candles or fork handles?  (guardian.co.uk) (61)
(Some Guy) Dumbass In the cool early morning hours, John Columbus Beane lay in the parking lot of Linda's Sports Bar, the distant police sirens signaling an end to a day filled with what had proven to be a string of very bad decisions  (wvgazette.com) (84)


Wed February 22, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting Would the Most Desired Brand in America please step forward? Not so fast, Apple  (travel.usatoday.com) (16)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Reporter asks Siri political questions. Hilarity ensues  (thegazette.com) (67)


Sun February 19, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Cool Swedish supermodel slams a few shots of Jägermeister and joins in on the naked luge race. Yes sir, there are pics  (thelocal.se) (109)
(The New York Times) Cool After a gunfight, failed suicide-by-Jaguar, crossing the Atlantic in a rowboat, the Pacific in another rowboat, and a life as an upholsterer, John Fairfax will try to fit in a box. RIP good sir, for you are the stuff Fark headlines are made of  (nytimes.com) (80)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Head of Santorum SuperPAC: "In a simpler time, there were other ways to deal with female sexual desire. Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (496)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Computerworld) Obvious So what's the big deal about the upcoming iPad3? Wait, let me rephrase that. "Siri, what's the big deal about the upcoming iPad3?"  (blogs.computerworld.com) (50)
(The New York Times) Amusing Wingnuts: we don't need a protocol droid. Romney: Sir, I've also been programmed for over thirty secondary functions. Wingnuts: What we really need is a droid that understands wharrgarbl. Romney: It's like a second language for me  (nytimes.com) (92)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Politico) Stupid Like a typical politician, Obama wants to be reelected, raise money AND make clear policy distinctions with his opposition. How droll, how uncouth, how offensive to sensibilities of our cherished political punditry. Have you no shame sir?  (politico.com) (45)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing 14 Dickens masterpieces summarized in 140 characters or less. #pleasecanihavesomemore   (mirror.co.uk) (26)


Thu February 02, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious Mr. President, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new green jobs initiative sucks  (usatoday.com) (50)


Wed February 01, 2012
(New York Daily News) Obvious New poll names Sophia Vergara as "most desirable woman", most phallic-sounding last name in a foreign language  (nydailynews.com) (62)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Superficial) Amusing Reese Witherspoon responds to Justin Bieber's desire to remake Fear: "Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?" OH SNAP  (thesuperficial.com) (44)
(Some Cop) Asinine Sir, I'm going to have to ask you for your license, registration, and man card  (thecabin.net) (59)


Mon January 30, 2012
(ABC) Scary *Knock knock* "What is it Leftenant Sebastian?" "It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here and they've brought a flag." "Damn, that's dash cunning of them"  (abcnews.go.com) (62)

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