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38 headlines found matching 'sir'
Mon February 19, 2018
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Dear sirs, there may be just a little bit of mold on my senbei cracker. I am sending it back." "Dear customer: [multipage essay of apology and supplication accompanied by documentation and results of our FTIR analysis]. Have a free packet on us"
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Wed February 14, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer says he paid Stormy Daniels as a personal favor and there is definitely not a violation of campaign finance laws here. No siree
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jordan Peele reveals in DGA Awards acceptance speech the offer of portraying 'Poop' in "The Emoji Movie" is what drove him from acting; "They've already given it to Sir Patrick Stewart"
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Sir, you can't park your Lamborghini there
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Fri February 02, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Ever the iconoclast, Sir Walter Wally contradicts Punxsutawney Phil, says winter is over
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
Oklahoma is the most polite state for business. Mostly because the only things Oklahomans know how to say is "Howdy, y'all," "Yes Ma'am" and "No, sir"
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
The U.S. Marine who gained a level of fame after being photographed nursing a kitten during the Korean War has passed away at age 90. Thank you sir, for your service to both country and kittens, from all of us on Caturday
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The most underrated city in America is...Baltimore. Tag is for *BLAM BLAM* **Sirens wailing** "Red tops" "Red tops" ***Subby OD's***
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Wed January 24, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Oh sir, it was an angry member of the kitchen staff. It was a run-by burrito-ing
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump goes on defensive over the shutdown, anger-Tweeting "Democrats are holding our Military hostage over their desire to have unchecked illegal immigration. Can't let that happen"
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Tue January 16, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This year's CES was sponsored by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, whose investors will be first against the wall when the revaluation comes
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Taylor & Francis)
 
 
 
Booze, ecstasy or weed: Which heightens sexual desire the most?
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Thu January 11, 2018
(National Review)
 
 
 
Now is the time for the good knight Sir Romney to come to the rescue of his party in distress before it's locked in the dungeon of Trump forever
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"No sir, they're chanting booo-urns and they are NOT booing you, I promise"
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Cmdr. Riker talks about captaining tonight's Discovery and how it compared to the crew of Enterprise. "Marina [Sirtis] and I, we'd still be doing a show if they'd have us"
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Tue January 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Free hot dog on the bumper of a pickup truck keeps a man in Texas from receiving a traffic ticket, brings back memories of Cheech & Chong's 'Up In Smoke'
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
That's SIR Ringo Starr to you, peasant. Peace and Love
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Waiter, what are these elk doing in my ice water?" "Looks like the backstroke, sir"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Do you know the difference between Alexa and Siri? Do you even care?
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Last known Fuzzy-Wuzzy Angel, who were New Guinean tribesman that helped provide supplies to Australian troops and evacuate injured soldiers during WWII dies at age 92. Godspeed sir
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Thu December 21, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man dresses as train seat on the underground, asks people to 'sit on it'
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Mon December 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrats: We are shocked - shocked - at harassment going on in our establishment. [Bill Clinton hands Democrats pile of money] Your winnings, sir
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Sat December 16, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Norway becomes the first country to end nationwide FM radio. You can't be Sirius
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will there be a management struggle? Will Jinder continue to desire nothing? Are the Ascension still dead? Is Zack Ryder's career dead? Smackdown Live 8pm EST USA
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Thu December 07, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases burglar, sprays him with bear mace "I was not dressed. I was in my underwear, I had no shoes on, and my feet ended up getting bloodied just from chasing him down the street"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SiriusXM: Let's give Steve Bannon a radio show. Subscribers will love it
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
An embittered Santa, a reindeer with poor body image, and an elf who desires to come out of the closet as a dentist team up for...wait, what exactly IS the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? (8pm, CBS)
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Sun November 26, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Disabled man's Black Friday is ruined after Walmart puts their electric carts up for safety reasons. "There was a TV I wanted to get and I wasn't able to get that and some other items"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Travelling for the Thanksgiving holiday? What will you be listening to? Subby is going to utilize the free Sirius XM on the journey
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Chance, the Rapper hosts Saturday Night Live. Eminem, the rapper is the musical guest. Can the obscure hip hop musician hold his own against the likes of Leslie Jones and Beck Bennett? Will Baldwin return to mock the Asia trip? SNL, 11:30pm EST on NBC
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Thu November 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"A medical-marijuana dispensary will bring undesirable elements. Army vets with PTSD, you know, just give me a break, they can get over it. Women with breast cancer. They all have that cadaverous look and they wear those ridiculous turbans"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you mean "our great country is respected again in Asia" by meaning they're cutting us out and moving ahead with various trade deals resulting in China taking the place of the US then you indeed would be correct
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Veteran Tales
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz on gun control in wake of Texas shooting: "Evil is evil is evil, and will use the weaponry that is available." In related news, Ted Cruz accidentally made a good point for restricting civilian access to assault rifles
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Thu November 02, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Pyg strikes fear in Gotham PD as Jim Gordon continues to make increasingly bad decisions. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, as Ollie gets the ziplines running on time, Black Siren throws a wrench into the plan. (CW 9pm ET)
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Billy Connolly to be knighted by the Queen. "I feel as if I should be called Lancelot or something. Sir Lancelot, that would be nice. Sir Billy doesn't quite have the same ring"
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rand Paul and Chris Christie think Brave Sir Donald won't run in 2020
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Excuse me, sir, but your pants appear to be smoldering
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