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55 headlines found matching 'sir'
Tue July 19, 2016
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Attention-whoring GQ basketball columnist apologizes for post about desire to beat deceased Benghazi soldier's mom to death, having nothing to do but troll 'til October
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rock and Roll history - Sir Paul plays Helter Skelter with Bobby Weir, and Gronk on air guitar
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Sat July 16, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Give me a small coffee and no one gets hurt." "Umm..." (looks at sign) "...that'll be ten dollars, sir"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, sir, but there's a third baseman in my nachos"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop: Sir, what's this meeting about? Superior: Well, we've been looking at your stops. Only two blacks? Cop: I stop everyone. Superior: Then, you've got something to work on. Cop: Oops, is that a voice recorder in my pocket?
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Oh, it's just Sir Patrick Stewart singing classic cowboy ditties in full costume
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Newly uncovered Shakespeare documents reveal his desire to climb the social ladder. Basically, more back story for future biographies
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart gets its collective nose out of joint after Marvel Comics creates M.O.D.A.A.K. (Mental Organism Designed as America's King), complete with Donald Trump's face and a desire to make America great again by eliminating foreign filth
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"There is an innate British desire to tell Europe to go f*ck itself; I feel it too." John Oliver eloquently explains the Brexit vote and what it could mean to the world with a catchy tune
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton to be deposed later today. Did I say Hillary? I meant Trump. Put away your Drudge sirens
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen ... again looking for love in all the wrong places, this time he's trying to get married in a Shanghai marriage market
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Fri June 10, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Arise Sir Roderick Stewart
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
"Hey Siri, call the ambulance." "Ambulance has been called Charles. Anything else I can do for you?"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave Sir Ryan ran away
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Nothing keeps the old ego in check quite like getting served a subpoena at your own victory party
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Sun June 05, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
In case you forgot how awful the original Independence Day was, don't worry; you can catch a double feature of that and the sequel on the big screen if you so desire
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook wants you all to know that it's not listening to your microphone to covertly sell you ads, nope, no way, nuh-uh, no siree, no way
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
♫ Hooray for Bollywood. Luckily the music's not very good, so that any ISIS or freedom fighter, will flee in fright sir, at the opening notes of a tune. If you're bored and need a hobby, go annoy Wahhabis out by smoldering ruins. Hooray for Bollywood ♫
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
SiriusXM has suspended Glenn Beck's morning show for at least a week and may not bring it back after Beck agreed with a guest who made comments supporting the assassination of Donald Trump
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Tue May 31, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"911- What's your emergency?" "Help, I'm lost in the woods." "Fine, sir, I'll dispatch an officer." "911- What's your emergency?" "Help, we're lost in the woods"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Android Development Bundle. Fortunately, not by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Do older men sire mentally ill children because of genetics, or because building a dungeon takes time?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cows don't care if you're runnin' Code 3 with lights and sireeens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sir Paul McCartney battled depression and contemplated leaving the music business after the Beatles split up. His wife Linda encouraged him to go back into music. 46 years later, he collaborated with Kanye West, so it was a mixed blessing
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Remember that time that Neil Armstrong and Sir Edmund Hillary took a trip to the North Pole, and Armstrong was like "I've never seen it from the ground before, only the moon". Good times
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
On today's episode of Things Jezebel REALLY Wants You To Be Outraged About: Blake Lively quotes Sir Mix-A-Lot
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Tue May 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forget Siri or Alexa, for good news delivery there's Tootz, the Farting Unicorn
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Lowe's Garden Center, may I help you?" "Yes, do you have any of those copperhead-laden trees?" "Right over here, sir"
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new villain on 'Sherlock' will be pint-sized
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Fri May 13, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
England is converting its iconic red phone boxes into mini-offices where you can check email, get some coffee, scan pictures, or change into your superhero costume
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here is someone new to sue now. Will GOOG choose to sue Sue Googe now? Or will Google see the Seussing of the Sue Googe? Suessers do, sirs. Mix the fonts, Sue? I won't do it. I can't say it, I won't sue it
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Time to hit the bricks Siri, I've got a hot new virtual assistant named Viv who is sure to understand me and not waste my time
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Director of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video (and a few other things) to turn Stephen King's "The Mist" into a 10-part miniseries on Spike
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Fri May 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' to be renamed RRS Sir David Attenborough. Because sometimes the public votes for something totally asinine and you just have to put your foot down and say NO. Your move, Republicans
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Vicente Fox a few months ago, "F*ck no." Now that Trump could be the next president, "I humbly apologize and wish you would visit our great country, good sir"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
The most desired stat in an online campaign isn't how many people view your candidate's videos - it's how many people watch them all the way to the end, and nobody can get through 30 seconds with Ted Cruz
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Fri April 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colorado could make or break Obama's desired Ozone protection bill; clearly, the recent legalization of narcotic THC has caused a bigger break in the Ozone layer due to the prevalence of deadly smoke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
They're not booing you, sir. They're mourning...uh..."Boo-urns"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Help avenge your fellow heroes in the next CoD titled "Infinite Warfare".The subtitle, Steel Man and Eternity Glove armor upgrades, are in no way an attempted coattail ride on a popular comic franchise. No, sir
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Mon April 25, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Norman 'Dusty' Kleiss, Battle of Midway hero, dies at 100. Godspeed sir
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman to finally adapt Good Omens as a television series after being given a letter written by Sir Terry Pratchett to be delivered upon Pratchett's demise
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Can I get an advance copy of Game of Thrones?" HBO: "Sure thing, sir." Journalists: "LOL FOIA request"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You've always been the caretaker. I should know sir. I've always been here
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The National Review attempted to launch a coordinated Twitter strike on Ted Cruz's old college roommate. Naturally, he bested them
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's favorite Bible quote: "An eye for an eye." But Jesus specifically overturned that rule in Matthew 5:38 saying "but whoever strikes you on your right cheek, turn to him the other as well." So does that mean Trump isn't a Christian?
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
They're not booing you, sir. They're saying...uh... "Boo-ker"
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Sir, masturbating for 3 hours is acceptable on Greyhound but not MegaBus
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Thu April 07, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Major customer survey finds people hate voicemail and don't trust Siri
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Wed April 06, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
John Oliver follows through on threat to irritate the One Percent and sell Yankees front row suite seats to undesirables, gives Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles two tickets for 50 cents
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"Apple's Siri now smarter about questions on rape, suicide, and baseball. " Good to know that important subjects like baseball are being covered
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Katie Cassidy's Black Canary is jumping shows, and Earths, to visit the Flash as Black Siren
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"I graduated with a degree in Bachelors from THE Ohio State"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Using Amazon Echo and Apple's Siri might seem convenient but you have to give them full access to your sordid life
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Wed March 30, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Donald, you're arguing like a 5-year-old"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump aide loses it live on CNN after being told he can't deflect to talking points unrelated to questions
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