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31 headlines found matching 'sir'
Wed September 02, 2015
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to perfectly skin a watermelon... should the need or desire ever arise
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(56)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Sir Patrick Stewart's new interview with the Nerdist, where he discusses whether Captain Picard had a sense of humor
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(36)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Airport staff: Sir, we need to look inside your boots. Passenger: That's a crock. Airport staff: Yes it is. Male saltwater croc by the looks
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(8)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Sir Trippy Cup aka Young Trippz aka The Goat aka The Prophet aka Earl has thrown himself in the presidential race. "I agreed with (Deez Nuts') thinking that the presidential race has become a joke"
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(13)
 


Tue August 18, 2015
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Teen trapped under truck screams "call 911", Siri obliges and saves his life
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(38)
 


Thu August 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Siri, what does the woman who supplies your voice look like?
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(27)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After three months, McDonald's puts its unsold Third-Pound sirloin burgers in the same freezer as its Mighty Wings
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Sun July 19, 2015
(Komo)
 
 
 
That's "Sir Elephant Man" to you
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(32)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Siri, charge my phone 100%." Siri: "Calling 911". 911: "What's the nature of your emergency?". Siri: "My user is too dumb to plug in the charging cable"
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(62)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Okay, sir, can you describe this 'mouse' that robbed you?" "Oh jeeth. It wath HUGE. The biggetht rodent you ever thaw. Thikth feet tall with beady eyeth." "Oh, father. What will I tell the other children? Oh, the shame of it all"
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Tue July 14, 2015
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"No sir, nominating a dead man as the driver will not get you out of prosecution for speeding in this court"
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Mon July 13, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: Sir just because it's called "Babies Я Us" doesn't mean you can sell your child there
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(16)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
* knock knock * "Excuse me, sir, but have you heard the word of Black Bear Jesus?"
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(25)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hey Siri - what's zero divided by zero? Siri: "Go fark yourself"
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sirius pays $210 million to settle oldies-music suits. A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop a-lop-bam-boom
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(10)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
"Now this program is SECRET, OK? We're trying to see if Negro sailors can work together with normal, white sailors. For this to work, we gotta treat them like they're equal." "Wow, that's a bold plan, sir"
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Colt .45 revolver owned by General George S. Patton sells for $75,000 at auction. It's currently the most expensive colt ever sold until those to be sired by American Pharoah
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(15)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That's SIR Van Morrison to you brown-eyed girls everywhere
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
I see what you did there, and I don't like it. No sir, I don't like it at all
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(4)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Dear Sirs, I Am the Son of US President George H.W. Bush and I Have a Business Proposition for You"
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(15)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Saruman, Count Dooku, and Dracula have all died. RIP - Sir Christopher Lee
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Sat June 06, 2015
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
Headline: Rocky Mountain High produces some undesirable side effects. Article: We did some research and come to find out, we couldn't find any undesirable side effects of this Rocky Mountain High. At all
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(72)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Please sir, can we have some more Cinematic Universes?
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(63)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Apparently Siri knows the home phone number of CT Governor Dan Malloy and if you ask, she will just connect you
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(7)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you want to reignite the flames of desire in your ex-girlfriend's heart, setting her bedroom on fire isn't the best way to do it
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in Age Of Ultron where Ultron takes over Jarvis and deletes him? Cortana will come to the iPhone and take on Siri
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the U.S. Postal Service doesn't care about getting you your mail quickly and have no desire to take their customer service to such great heights
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Fri May 15, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia to pass law banning "foreign undesirables." All Dutchmen now have 48 hours to leave Russian territory
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Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Sir Topham Hatt a robber baron, or a paternalistic CEO? Are Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends part of a union? And Sodor really a libertarian paradise? Show your work to the right
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(43)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Dave (UKTV))
 
 
 
PURPLE ALERT PURPLE ALERT Red Dwarf XI & XII announced for 2016 & 2017 - balls at the ready Sir
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Sat May 09, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Sirens ring, are you listening? In the ditch, the snow is glistening. A ridiculous sight, it's May alright, biatching about a Winter Wonderland
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