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125 headlines found matching 'sim'
Thu July 10, 2014
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
For the first time in twenty years, The Simpsons did not get an Emmy nomination
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS, who may not be real clear on the concept of "not biting off more than you can chew" have started offensive operations against the Kurds. You know - the guys who fought Turkey and Saddam simultaneously for 3 decades and won
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Voxsplaining why Michael Bay is simultaneously a troll and a master global economist
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Simpsons are collaborating with cosmetic company MAC on a limited-edition makeup line launching July 26 at Comic-Con. Makeup gun applicator not included
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(38)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY Lawmaker: "I won't get into the debate about climate change but I'll simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars"
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neighbor launch some fireworks that landed on your roof? Simply impersonate the Illinois Secretary of State and force them into retaking their driver's license tests. It's easier than you think
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Sun July 06, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Simultaneous triple lightning strike of Chicago's tallest buildings. Lighting strike trifecta done in one
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(31)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Where most Japanese simply see bonsai trees and decorative rocks, one Japanese artist sees fully-realized bonsai villages, lighthouse perches, and Michelin Man towers
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(19)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Some parts of the European Union have the most ludicrous enthusiasm for recycling they are planning to recycle all all domestic refuse. This is simply insane: it will take more resources to recycle everything than we gain from doing the recycling"
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(108)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The thirty most all-American episodes of The Simpsons
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(11)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scholar alleges Declaration of Independence has punctuation error that causes routine but serious misunderstanding of document. If you thought Jefferson simply wrote all men have right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, you're wrong. Period
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Wed July 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
What was popular in the Summer of '64? Beatles, Bikinis, and bullet bras. It was a simpler era
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Highlights from the "Men's rights conference" in Detroit: One speaker postulated that women are responsible for all domestic violence because, having all the power in relationships, they could simply choose not to marry violent men
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
You are on the run for embezzling money from a power company you worked for in Canada. Do you A: Turn yourself in B: Keep running C: Go to work for a similar company in Utah and do the same thing
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(23)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Infographic shows the three simple ingredients needed to take whatever you're cooking around the world
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(85)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"If you simply have to have ice, go to Alaska and tell them it was Antarctica. They won't know the difference"
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mississippi Tea Party leader charged with conspiring to photograph Sen. Thad Cochran's wife in her nursing home simultaneously exercises Second and Fifth Amendment rights
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(254)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Millions of people simultaneously say "oh fark" as they are reminded again that Pope Francis is a 77-year old man with only one functioning lung
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
"Following on from the likes of Surgeon Simulator and Goat Simulator comes Rock Simulator 2014. Promising to be a realistic rock-viewing experience, the single-player game will allow players to watch rocks from anywhere in the world"
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Four simple words: Beer infused pizza dough
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Mon June 23, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
More than twenty years after he was secretly videotaped smoking crack, Marion Barry still says he never smoked crack. "Never smoked crack - as simple as that"
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(131)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michelle Wie simultaneous wins the US Open, and the LPGA Shortest Shorts and Dat Ass titles
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
All you need to make your own Vermouth are simple things like gentian root, wormwood, angelica seeds, and yarrow
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(18)
 
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Scientists simulate time travel using particle of light. Researchers made the particle (photon) to travel through wormhole where it interacts the older version of itself [using closed timelike curve]
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(58)
 
(National Football Post)
 
 
 
Chad Johnson on his CFL debut: "It's similar to the feeling before I lost my virginity"
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Sat June 21, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does Sarah rescue Kira from Rachel? Does Paul reappear? Does Cosima die? This is the Orphan Black finale thread, even numbered of course
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
77-year-old Democrat: "How, with no seniority and a promise simply not to get along with anyone, will you accomplish any of the things you want to accomplish?" Chris McDaniel: "WELL YOU'RE OLD AND CRANKY AND FURTHERMORE REASONS"
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(69)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero recalls his involvement in the OJ Simpson Bronco chase. That would be a Ford Bronco, which was a motor vehicle made by the Ford Motor Company, not an untrained horse or one that habitually bucks
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yo, a new smartphone app which simply allows users to send each other the word "Yo" called "the most ridiculous venture to ever receive $1 million in funding." Yo
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a simple explanation for how Lois Lerner's emails got lost. Well, maybe not simple but an explanation nonetheless
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
America's anniversary porn: "We've just had the 20th anniversary of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders. Coming up: 25 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. And it's just going to get worse from there"
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What Cantor's defeat means for Democrats" You have a chance, however small, it is infinitely larger than it once was simply because crazy knows no bounds
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Sun June 15, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From 2003: The last scene Don Knotts and John Ritter ever did together in a cameo appearance on 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter
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Fri June 13, 2014
(PSFK)
 
 
 
App teaches kids about nutrition by allowing them to scan packages of food and simulating the sound and vibration of the fart it will produce
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson says that of all the things that can be proven in court, unfaithfulness to his wives his biggest regret
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(63)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Can you believe some people still think O.J. Simpson was guilty?
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Tue June 10, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Simple geography shows that long before Scottish rockers "The Proclaimers" walked 500 miles, much less 500 more, they would have bloody well drowned
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Mon June 09, 2014
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Simply hearing alcohol terms such as "whisky" can make sober people more aggressive, scientists claim
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(34)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Finally, an in-depth exploration of the question: Is Obama a rampaging tyrant determined to subjugate all Americans to his whim, or is a simpering weakling who's left America unprotected and defenseless against its enemies?
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Simpsons characters reimagined as NHL Logos. Come for the Homer Simpson Bruins, Stay for the Santos L. Halper Coyotes
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Thu June 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
"In the simplest terms, I am trying to teach the computer how to diagnose cancer," says Nobel Laureate. Oh sorry, says 19-year-old who has already won a $50,000 Google scholarship and been invited to the White House to showcase her research
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Wed June 04, 2014
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Taking a break from researching tentacled alien pedophiles, Japanese scientists create a robot that simulates touching boring old human breasts
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
To help ease your hockey withdrawal until Wednesday check out this excellent Hockey Night in Canada montage featuring Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence." Come for the classic folk-rock, stay for the Henrik Lundqvist crazy eyes
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean' played on beer bottles is simply intoxicating
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(17)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Scientists admit they simply made up Polar Bear population numbers to "satisfy public demand"
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
After cognac becomes smash hit in China despite increasing obscurity in the West, France hopes even more obscure armagnac and calvados can achieve similar status as Asian status symbol
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
17 tips for quickly paying down student loan debt. Not listed is step 1: Get a $80,000/year job with bonuses and relocation right after you finish your master's degree. It's that simple people
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Simpsons unveil Poochie 2.0
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(48)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Aside from knives and cooking vessels, what are some of your 'go to' kitchen utensils? What is notable about them that other Farkers should consider over similar utensils? Does the form matter as much as the function?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British Airways used to simply prop up dead passengers in their seats and pretend they were asleep. "It's what we used to do many years ago - give them a vodka and tonic, a Daily Mail and eye-shades and they were like, they're fine"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Samsung shows off their 'Simband' health tracker, and now you're either thinking about sailing or bad comedy
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(29)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert De Niro, star of Meet the Fockers, Analyze This, and Last Vegas among other notable films, offers one minute of brilliant acting advice. "It's simpler than you think"
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(20)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Trend Junky)
 
 
 
Here are five times The Simpsons predicted the future. Well, Fox did turn into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, we didn't even notice
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
In national first, 138 commoners selected by lottery to tour select rooms of Imperial Palace. The halls are simply divine
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(10)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Postal Service wants to remind citizens it won't email them and request credit card data; they would simply send you a form you would have to fill out and return in the enclosed self-addressed stamped envelope
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(12)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
"For all of you unfortunate souls out there who have ever gotten your penis stuck in a PVC pipe, this is one scientific paper you don't want to miss. These doctors have come up with a simple solution to this everyday problem." Everyday?
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson submits new appeal over his 2007 robbery conviction, says he may have even found the real killer
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(17)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Roberts: The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to...just...stop it. Eric Holder: With all due respect, it's not that simple. Fox News: SCARY BLACK MAN LAUNCHES RACE ATTACK AGAINST KINDLY WHITE MAN
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(399)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Are the Simpsons a Jewish plot? Is Bart a Mossad agent?
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, the CIA director issued a memo in 2013 indicating the agency will stop using fake vaccination campaigns to gather intelligence. Similarly, they will no longer seek to obtain or exploit DNA acquired through such programs. Wait, what?
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(94)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
You can contract MERS from a simple handshake. Better hug the person and carefully lick the underside of the earlobe instead for the time being...just to be safe
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(36)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
AT&T looks to buy DirecTV for $48 billion, streamlining operations so your calls and TV signal will drop simultaneously
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(117)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Can the 48 dominate here for the 3rd year in a row? How did a simple internet meme become this year's fan pick? It's the NASCAR All Star Race from Charlotte (7:00 PM ET, Fox Sports 1)
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(647)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to own a Penn & Teller action figure set? How about Stephen King, R.E.M., or Bret The Hitman Hart? Well thanks to The Simpsons, your nerdy desires can finally be fulfilled
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(29)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Americans won't let a simple thing like a lack of drugs stop their bloodlust
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(177)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you enjoyed Goat Simulator, you are going to be blown away by Tree Simulator
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(24)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Office of Naval Research awards $7.5 million in grants to researchers looking for a way to build " a sense of moral consequence into autonomous robots". Pretty sure you can pick up an Asimov paperback collection for a lot less than that
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(42)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
Images from Simpsons/Family Guy crossover released. Peter & Homer will fight over beer. Naturally
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(45)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Russia bans children from 'The Sims 4' because the ghey is too much for them to handle
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(36)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
As Japanese continue to loudly disapprove of Gareth Edwards' Godzilla, Toho executive admits that if his studio ever makes a new Godzilla movie, they will ditch the rubber suit and use similar CGI to render him
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(70)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
So, how do the NFL draft lottery picks get a personalized team jersey almost immediately after being selected? It's a pressing question that has a simple answer
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(28)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell wants to make a movie as successful as Frozen. But given the success of recent Fox animated movies, it will most likely wind up another Road to El Dorado
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(34)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Happy 40th to the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles. A film that simply could not be made in this "enlightened" era
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
82-year-old former Senator Alan Simpson (R-etired) gives sex and relationship advice. Dear Abby unavailable for comment
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just three games left in this round before Sunday's dramatic simultaneous climax. Man City look to retake top, Sunderland and West Brom scramble to avoid relegation, and Man Utd do their best to avoid the Europa League. THIS is midweek EPL action
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(214)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bill Nye is a 'science bully', according to Crossfire co-host S.E. Cupp. Insert obligatory Isaac Asimov quote about ignorance here
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(185)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
One simplifying assumption made by a young physicist 55 years ago gave you a ticket today
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(134)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"The fact that this driver was so intoxicated that she would drive directly on railroad tracks believing that she was still on a roadway is simply mind-boggling and shows the extent of her excessive alcohol consumption"
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(19)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So many terrorists are setting up shop in Libya that the country is now known simply as "scumbag Woodstock"
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(16)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Arab TV uses a clip from a 13 year old Simpson's episode to prove that the entire civil war in Syria is part of a US conspiracy. Hey at least it was an episode from before The Simpson's sucked
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Every generation of engineers needs to relearn that "simulation ≠ reality". This years example-the guys that designed those "high tech" Olympic speed-skating suits and didn't bother to test them out before the competition
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Sun May 04, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Time-lapse of cities spanning history drawn into one huge megacity; still better than the last SimCity
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman suing James Cameron and Fox for making Titanic, claiming they stole her idea for a 3-D virtual simulator that would re-create the action of a ship hitting an iceberg
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(27)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Certain that everyone has received the news, mock shooters will swarm the new World Trade Center this morning firing "simunitions" - nonlethal paint-ball bullets. Nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paul Simon and Edie Brickell do what every couple worth their salt do after a major bust-up: record a duet
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(30)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You may have hit rock bottom when you weigh 700 pounds and you find yourself on the local news begging the public to buy you a hospital bed so you can get a good night's sleep. "I can't go do something as simple as go to Wal-Mart"
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Polyphonic)
 
 
 
Millennials demand their classical music include more relevance, more movie and video game works. "Why hold on to categories that require that the music of John Williams simply not matter because nobody taught film music at Harvard in the '80s?"
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(68)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
World's first restaurant for solo eaters open in Amsterdam. "The simple pleasure of unapologetically eating alone"
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(28)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Felix get back to his 5 way? Does Sarah find Kira and Mrs.S? Do Cosima and Delphine get it on? Is Ramon Alison's new boy toy and will Det. Art Bell ever get back to his radio show?....All questions for this week's episode of Orphan Black
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(48)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Take a dash of Quebec, mix in two cups of hockey, simmer over an Anglophone who apologizes quickly, and you've got yourself a Canadian controversy
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(24)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Designer creates Metro-style road map of all 48 contiguous United States. "The individual state maps still look relatively simple and far more subway map-like: it's only when you see the whole thing put together that it looks so insane"
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(36)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris curses out a fan during his Broadway show ... but does it in character. Simply fabulous
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Google hiring boss searches out some simple tips for job applicants, lowers your odds to 100,000 to 1
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(39)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Latest incarnation of Honda's ASIMO humanoid robot looks more human than ever, will have crossed uncanny valley entirely when it comes time to push you down the stairs in your old age
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(43)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Linguists say it's more than a BIT COINcidental that a law prof's writing is similar to that of a crypto-currency creator
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(46)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Future airline safety instructions will be given by mobile game apps, but you can already download the first of its kind and see graphic simulations of how you can badly hurt yourself in crash landings
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(11)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift powered Tron light-cycle simulator could be the future of arcade gaming - just don't get sucked in
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(27)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
100 Years of Rock subgenres. It was so simple until 1960
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(34)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A simple analysis of why you shouldn't want a big tax refund each year, as told using marshmallow peeps (video)
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(86)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
These aerial photos of Dutch tulip fields are simply stunning. Subby is happy to just get a dozen to bloom at the same time
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(44)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
This summer you can watch the Simpsons go from good to great to crap as FXX airs all 552 episodes back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
New Rob Ford video game challenges you to smoke crack and avoid the cops in what may be the best Sim City-type expansion pack imaginable
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(5)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Here are 31 beautiful, simple ways to drink coffee. Thanks, I'll take it black
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(81)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
In a similar vein to Walter Cronkite's hilarious turn in 1966's "Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster," Matt Lauer to appear in "Sharknado 2"
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(19)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Scottish soccer team goes bankrupt in middle of season giving opposing teams automatic 3-0 wins, a strategy remarkably similar to that being used by the Toronto Maple Leafs in their playoff run
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On the last episode of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, Neil deGrasse Tyson obliterated Young-Earth Creationism with one simple fact
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mother nature gets drunk, sends tornado and blizzard to simultaneously visit Minnesota at the same time
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Sat March 29, 2014
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: WSOF 9, with Rousimar "Oh, Did He Tap?" Palhares vs Steve Carl for the welterweight title. Prelims stream free at 6 PM ET, main card on NBC Sports Network at 9 PM ET (and also streaming free on NBCsports.com)
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Fri March 28, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
"Why Asimov's three laws of robotics can't protect us", by John Connor
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(57)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Record quantum entanglement experiment allows for two Schrödinger cats to be alive, dead, or in 101 other states simultaneously, although at least seventy of those states involve hacking up furballs
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Study shows that even a small nuclear war could destroy the world. No word on tiny nuclear war or infinitesimal thermonuclear exchange
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
With regard to those who failed to sign up for Obamacare, Harry Reid (Dude) says, "You've got to remember that these are just simple people. The common clay of America. You know... morons"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Simpson LEGO minifigs are groin-grabbingly transcendent
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Son remember, simplification is valued over complication. Therefore, 427 - 316 = 111. Oh and Son, Common Core is wack, study it out
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Putin planning to defeat the West with fitness. Richard Simmons: Your country needs you
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Invention from mother of wheelchair-bound son helps him and other physically impaired children walk for the first time. Parents advised not make auto-loader noises, or simulate fights with xenomorphs
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(30)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(Baseball Prospectus)
 
 
 
In 50,000 computer simulations of the 2014 MLB season, the Houston Astros make the playoffs 637 times. Here are nine of those scenarios, one of which has them cruising to 99 wins
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Fri March 21, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mother furious that her child [23] was harassed out of a theatre simply because he's autistic [and was causing a disruption]
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby thinks employees using their insurance to pay for birth control is a sin. It also considers doctors simply informing employees that birth control even exists to be a sin
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(Classic Rock Magazine)
 
 
 
Bitter Ace Frehley says he has no problems with current KISS lineup being named to the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. Although he does refer to it as "half a Kiss cover band." And don't get him started on ... uh-oh, someone got him started on Gene Simmons
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Tue March 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin insists that Crimea has always been part of Russia, except the times that it wasn't, and attacks the Ukraine for "forced assimilation" of the region
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Actual pilot has theory about MH370 that is simple, logical, non-hysterical, and consistent with what an actual experienced pilot would do in the event of fire. So naturally the media are all over completely ignoring him in favor of wild speculation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blackadder's Captain Darling actor Tim McInnerny attacked by pack of wild dogs on movie set. He made a note in his diary on the way to hospital. Simply says: "Bugger"
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Some Tomato)
 
 
 
News: Pro-evolution Christian writes that Cosmos's sloppy handling of religion is simply fueling more nonsense like evolution-free homeschooling and Creation Museums. Fark: Written by the creator of VeggieTales
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'The Simpsons' made a 'Downton Abbey' parody, and it's pretty shocking. Or would be, if this were 1991
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