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141 headlines found matching 'sim'
Mon September 26, 2016
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Simpsons mentioned Arnold Palmer on the same day he died. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In other words, we all see each other as we want to; in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The debates suck. We should hold crisis simulations. Crisis 1: the Prime Minister of Canada brags on international TV that he has bigger hands than you
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Simpsons: FXX to air all 600 episodes in 13-day marathon
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Thu September 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-intellectual paranoia hits new low as two passengers are removed from a flight simply for writing on the plane
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Analysis of Internet's 'Dark Web' reveals striking similarities to Fark's politics tab (Some Not safe for work images in article)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miracle on the Hudson survivor wants everyone to know that it wasn't an 'emergency landing' as it's being hailed, but a crash, plain and simple
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Sun September 18, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snollygoster mods rejecting my submissions, now dreaded uhtceare interrupts my slooming until driven to obsessively gogoozling submissions queue while all these bloody Trumpmumpsimus headlines wamblecropt Fark. TL;DR : Submitted with better headline
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Sat September 17, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Huge organization known for tripling and quadrupling down on mistakes, corruption, and bad policy endorses Presidential candidate who most closely emulates similar behavior
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in five CEOs are psychopaths. The other four are simply arrogant, narcissistic, egotistical
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Wed September 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nordic comedies are as black as their metal, and are similarly underappreciated by non-Nordic people. "We have to make fun out of our own misery or we wouldn't survive"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russian hackers find Simone Biles tested positive for Ritalin. But it's okay, she was taking it becaus--SQUIRREL
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bank of America analysts claim there's a 50% chance we live in a 'Matrix reality simulation'. Who ever is playing subby is playing with a free account
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Sun September 11, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will New England be able to defeat Arizona without the Deflator General or will the Cardinals defense simply peck the Patriots to death? It's your Sunday Night Football thread live on NBC at 8:30 eastern
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"When television producers are asked why there aren't any TV programs about games, the most commonly given answer is because it simply isn't fun watching people play them. I find that answer entirely false, and judging from YouTube, I'm not alone"
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
Scientists develop radiation technology to read books while they're still closed. Big deal, subby developed similar technology 30 years ago for comp lit classes
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Who has a better view of reality: The eternal optimist or the pessimistic cynic
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Simpsons will resurrect Frank "Grimey" Grimes for its 600th episode
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(Bath Chronicle)
 
 
 
"The serious and dangerous nature of the incident was somewhat overshadowed by the police faux-pas when they mapped the crime area in a shape similar to that of male genitalia"
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says putting men and women in the military simultaneously just leads to inevitable rape
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Scientists have successfully reversed alcohol dependence with simple injections. And it works great on rats
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cambodian town invaded by tarantulas eats their enemy: "They are said to be similar to chicken or cod but, take heed, it's only the legs that should be consumed"
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Sat September 03, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
It is not so much that Trump is attempting to restore the idea of American exceptionalism to prominence. No, his mission is much simpler. He merely seeks to place the blame on someone else
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know those two million criminal illegal aliens Donald Trump was talking about? Well, it looks like the math he used to arrive at that number is probably similar to the math he used to get into so many bankruptcies
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Former Mexico president says Donald Trump's trip to Mexico was simply a "photo opportunity." Apparently no one explained to him that Trump's entire life is one big photo opportunity
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Black Sea is being assimilated into Russia
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Academy of Country Music: We are introducing the Merle Haggard award | Sturgil Simpson: You know ol' Merle hated y'all stinking lying crappy bro country BS right? you ran him out of town
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy a cocktail with horseradish and beet-root? You have similar tastes to Putin
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Year long simulation of Mars comes to an end. Pauly Shore nowhere to be found
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"No Man's Sky is an existential crisis simulator disguised as a space exploration game" ... and, as far as anyone can tell, pretty much pointless
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Fri August 26, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pundits keep wondering why only red states are flipping blue and not the other way around? It's simple: Growth in red states like Kansas and Texas has stopped while blue states like Colorado, Oregon, and California are kicking ass. Also, Drumpf
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farkette wants to pop her cherry in Fantasy Football. Can someone direct her to a fark league or something similiar? She promises to come in last and not be a whiny crybaby
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Wed August 24, 2016
(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Bjork Digital is coming and you will be assimilated
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Reaction among seasoned GOP campaign strategists and pundits to Trump's announcement of planned rallies in Jackson, MS and Austin, TX range from: Dafuq? to simply *facepalm*
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three NYC men charged with stealing $1M worth of eels, with the NYPD looking into whether similar operations are congergating
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Mon August 22, 2016
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Olympics cause a surge in the baby name "Simone". In other news, the name "Ryan" has plummeted out of the top 500 faster than Usain Bolt running the 100 meter
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Sun August 21, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump campaign spends $420K on hats, proving it's not so much a bid for the presidency as a virtual hat-wearing simulator much like Team Fortress 2
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
When the Trump pivot happens it will be the greatest pivot in the history of the world, make other pivots look like simple pandering flip flops. I mean, who can walk around those things? Right?
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Newspaper mistakes Simone Biles for Gabby Douglas. 'I'm mortified'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mom with an autistic daughter makes a simple request on her Facebook page for help in finding a discontinued t-shirt that her daughter loves. 78 shirts later she is overwhelmed with the kindness of strangers
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Thu August 18, 2016
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Staff of the London Underground practiced for their new night service by tossing soup everywhere: "Without any vomiting drunk people, the staff threw open cans of vegetable soup over the carriage seats. The consistency was similar to the real stuff"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Did you have trouble understanding Dune? Here's as simple an explanation as you'll ever see
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
North Korea simultaneously solves the problems of stray dogs and food shortages while enjoying Springfield's favorite activity, Whacking Day
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are celebrities with magnificently strange hair, with some that you will simply be unable to see once you see their hairdo
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Laboratory News (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists explain why we haven't found the life in space that they promised us we'd find. Would a simple "We were wrong, we're so sorry" be too much to ask from the astronomical community?
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Bart Simpson (plural) takes a ride on the BART transit system in San Francisco
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists are stumped by mystery of why so many Titan Corpse Flowers are blooming simultaneously this year. Then again, Scientists have not been following the 2016 Elections closely
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
A Chinese company has successfully won a Guinness towel by making 1,000 robots dance simultaneously
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Sun August 07, 2016
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
If you're sad because you simply cannot find a new cassette tape of Prince's early albums, today is your lucky day
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Another in the list of problems plaguing the F-35 - it's so stealthy that training provides no challenge. "When we go to train, it's really an unfair fight for the guys who are simulating the adversaries"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mormon millionaire buys land to create city based on vision of the Church Of Latter-Day Saints' founder Joseph Smith. In other news, it appears Joseph Smith created SimCity in 1833
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
If you've been obsessing about why sunflowers turn to face the sun, the answer is simple. Bees like warm flowers
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's 2006 all over again with BOXHEAD coming to the iPhone. So now you can get your blockheaded, zombie killing destruction fix in WHILE simultaneously accelerating arthritis in your thumbs. That's convenience right there
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
America has a problem, and it isn't Donald Trump. It is the simple fact that the nation claiming to be the largest most successful democracy in the world is run by two parties, both of which are held hostage to lobbyists and corporations
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that the economy in Alberta is bad but if you have the winning bid this 1200 person camp with indoor running track and golf simulator can be yours
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Wed August 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldberg didn't get anyone fired. She simply speared them all into quitting
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Mon August 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
HBO sold Bill Simmons as the bad boy of sports, unafraid to speak his mind on his new show, but apparently all he has to say is that he loves HBO
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Trump's hateful comments to the Khans : "We may be on the brink of electing such a damaged, sociopathic narcissist that the simple presidential duty of comforting the families of fallen soldiers may actually be beyond his capabilities"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Never ones to hold back, The Simpsons skewer Trump perfectly in an awesome new promo clip. "Paid by Americans who are really starting to miss Obama"
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Sun July 31, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Marlins' newly acquired pitcher forced to leave the game due to injury during his first start for the team. Owner Jeffrey Loria gives a reaction similar to the ones Marlins fans make whenever Loria does anything
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Most flying car prototypes are either unworkable, unwieldy, or incipient flying deathtraps. Then there's this thing, which makes no pretensions about what it wants to be: simply awesome
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Fri July 29, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Question on The Australian Sex Survey seems super simple, but there are 33 possible answers. Here are the 33 explanations
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
I've come to realize that there's something that many lifelong Democrats I know just don't seem to get about Bernie supporters. It's actually pretty simple: many of us are drowning
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Game studio a farker works with is holding a 'devs vs. everyone' test event tomorrow for their upcoming game whose launch event will be used to raise funds for extra-life/childrens miracle network. Sign up, play, help kids: it's just that simple
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
If stores are charging five cents per plastic bag to reduce litter, how come there isn't a similar charge on takeout coffee cups?
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
I understand the words, but not in this order: "Google just accurately simulated a molecule with quantum computing"
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Sat July 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deciding that Donald Trump will give them at least four more months, CNN takes a break and decides to freak out over the fact the MH370 pilot did simulation runs that ended with crashing a plane into the ocean
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some Republicans think Trump may actually make the GOP more inclusive. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
If Darren Rovell fights Dana White in the octagon, I also want to see Bill Simmons vs. the head of ESPN
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA has given the Curiosity Rover the autonomy to choose its own laser targets. The next image sent back was simply the word "SOON" burned into the Martian landscape
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It happens, honestly. For years people have been posting on Fark. Sometimes similar things are posted by people
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to raise awareness about environmental conservation and combat deforestation? Simple - get 800,000 volunteers and plant 50 million trees in 24 hours
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why does Trump give Pence a pass on his Iraq war vote but not Hillary? Very simply, "He's entitled to make a mistake ... She's not"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Some Mad Scientist)
 
 
 
Vin Scully: "And the Dodgers come back to win in the bottom of the 63rd inning, 2-1." A man simulates an entire season where all teams are composed of 25 clones of Bartolo Colon
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember Andrelton Simmons' amazing over the shoulder catch? Well, just in case you think it was a fluke, he did it again. Even better
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn chess strategy from Grandmaster Simon Williams. Slightly less expensive than one night in Bangkok. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now the simple act of sniffing can infect you with a bacteria that has a 50 percent chance of killing you
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"The rules were simple; if the contestants took a sip of milk, regurgitated, passed out or called an ambulance, they were disqualified"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Andrelton Simmons turned his back to the infield to make a crazy over-the-shoulder catch look easy. Say hey, kid
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
This election is simple, just vote for the person who is pro-life because abortion is worse than everything else. Everything. Even terrorism
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Thu July 07, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So apparently if Trump wins, he may simply drop the mic, flip America the bird and then pull a Palin. I guess this VP hunt just got a little more interesting
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Wed July 06, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Sometimes after getting a girl pregnant you gotta face the music. This still applies when she's 10 years old. Bonus: guy beat similar charges a few years ago. Double bonus: ex-Pastor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson wants to build a country built solely on evidence and reason, apparently hasn't realized that The Simpsons tried this already and Stephen Hawking disproved the theory
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"The solution to online 'Harassment' is simple: Women should log off"
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Sixers fans can watch this brilliant pass by Ben Simmons and almost convince themselves it was worth losing 17 billion games the last 3 years to get him
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Subby's SO recently surprised him with a new xbox. Subby really likes sandbox games and is enjoying red dead redemption. What are some older xbox games in a similar vein subby can pick up used?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
McDonald's vows to assimilate the sriracha business, adding its culinary and biological distinctiveness to its own. Resistance is futile. Sriracha will be assimilated despite being an overused, overrated condiment
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Mon July 04, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
There are several constants on this planet that are undeniable: The Simpsons on television, hot dogs cooking on the grill on the Fourth of July, Manu Ginobili playing another season in the NBA
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Sat July 02, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver Canadians, Canada's only affiliated minor league baseball team, enjoys league-leading attendance thanks to affordable tickets, cold beer, and a ballpark with character. Simple, eh?
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: As you learned to cook, what did you discover was easy to make that surprised you with its simplicity?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rhymin' Simon considers retirement timin'
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
De Beers gets okay to flood underground Arctic diamond mine, and no SIMPERING super-dweeb can stop them NOW, MWA HA HA HA HA, MWA HA HA HA HA
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Tue June 28, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
US team develops fighter pilot AI which successfully defeats 2 attacking enemy jets in a simulation. Reports that the AI subsequently developed an interest in loud rock music and Jessica Biel bikini pictures were swiftly denied
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(Middle East Online)
 
 
 
"Following concerns over poor quality pitches at Euro 2016, Qatar has employed a high-tech solution to avoid similar criticisms of its World Cup in 2022 -- 3D printers and wind tunnels"
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
AI beats tactical experts in combat simulations. End of message
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Physicists use quantum computer to simulate antimatter, could be only months away from a time-traveling unicorn at this rate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get Fuzzy:Garfield::Family Guy:Simpsons. Create your own analogy worthy of the SAT's
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Obama simply walks around acting sane and respectable and his popularity ratings keep going up. It's a good time to be a normal President
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Fri June 24, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers continue to build a team without guards. They select Ben Simmons No. 1 because they had to
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Voters in the UK are shedding the pounds with this one simple trick
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson's golf buddies had to hire a caddie to keep him from cheating at golf, killing them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know, at that point, a normal person would have just said "hey, let's just set up a State Department email and make this all simpler and more secure for everyone." Hillary is not that person
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck appeared on Bill Simmons' new HBO show drunk off his ass
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Tourists put out fire in historic cathedral by splashing it with holy water, simultaneously saving the day and doing 2D4 damage to all nearby undead
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Big Think)
 
 
 
If we are living in a computer simulation, is that a testable hypothesis?
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Sun June 19, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Group A finishes play with France vs Switzerland on ESPN, Romania vs Albania on ESPN2. Both matches play simultaneously at 3:00 pm EDT. This is your Sunday Euro 2016 discussion thread
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Fri June 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't worry. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas will simply freeze to death
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson designs a Rolls-Royce
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Wed June 15, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
This one simple trick will make your coffee taste so much better. No, really, it is really simple and doesn't cost any money. Stick em in the fridge
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Muslims refuse to assimilate and continue to resist. But Trump reminds them resistance is futile. They will be assimilated into the US collective. Their biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
Seven simple tricks to make cheap vodka taste way better
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to never run late again? Simple, live inside a clock tower penthouse
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Fri June 10, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former ISIS member found with three mobile phones, SIM/memory cards, two bank cards, 451 United States dollars, 285 Turkish Lira and approximately 20,000 Iraqi Dinar... Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dubai with all this stuff
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated says the upcoming 30 for 30 featuring OJ Simpson is gold, man
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Blind man who has never seen a bird can identify 3,000 of them by their songs, similarity to chicken
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Simulated large scale terrorist attack is set for this weekend at Fenway Park in Boston. Or as Red Sox fans call it, a regular homestand against the Yankees
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Muhammad Ali wanted the simplest burial shroud we have. It's not a thousand-dollar suit, it's not a ten-thousand dollar suit, it's not anything made of jewels or gold or silver, it's a simple cloth"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
One does not simply bike into the path of an oncoming presidential motorcade
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons denies he's transitioning to a woman. No comment on if he's transitioning to a man
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New ad aimed at Kirk turns Donald Trump into the Kobayashi Maru, and there will be no reprogramming the simulation this time
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What happens when you release a film in the same genre with a similar theme as two previous films within a three-month span? Ask the producers of X-Men: Apocalypse
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Real estate agent named "Titi" sues Ellen Degeneres for breast joke. Claims no one has ever made similar joke about her name in 35 years of business. "Titi" must also be deaf
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just to bring you up to date on Richard Simmons, he has been castrated and is now living as a woman named Fiona, taking hormones and has had breast surgery, but not much else is happening in his life
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Are you a Republican politician looking for guidance on how to react to Trump's outlandish statements? Here is a simulator to help
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How to get off a speeding ticket? Simple, have your pregnant wife begin giving birth in the back seat
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Police chief retires his 'Four Simple Rules to Not Get Shot in Milwaukee' after realizing it was really one simple rule to becoming a dumbass
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Mon June 06, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
President Obama, 01/21/2009: "Let me say it as simply as I can: Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency." President Obama, 06/06/2016: Blocks release of Hillary Clinton-era TPP emails until after the election
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons on his hospital stay: "I was dehydrated and needed some fluids and now I am feeling great"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stuck in traffic and need to pass the time? Simple, set up your drum kit in the road and put on a performance for other commuters
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons named CEO of Siemens, promptly builds a robotic army of NOPE to attack Tom Selleck
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Sat June 04, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons hospitalized for strange behavior. How could anyone tell?
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Fri June 03, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson will confess once he is freed from prison, claims old friend
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Psych Central)
 
 
 
"New research finds that men who are perceived as low in masculinity by women can significantly improve this opinion by simply applying deodorant"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A ridiculously simple way to fix the overtime and penalty shoot-out situation in soccer. So of course it will never be implemented
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
City engineers finally get it right as a simple change transforms one of L.A.'s busiest intersections into one of its safest
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to get a good night's sleep? Simple. Just follow the 10-3-2-1-0 routine
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Synthetic dogs could revolutionize veterinarian school while simultaneously haunting your dreams
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The media's penchant for pessimism shouldn't prevent us from publishing a story with the headline, 'Good news for the middle class'"
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Some Paid Model)
 
 
 
Photoshop this quaintly staged fine dining simulation
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"The rise of the birthdayzilla has transformed children's birthday parties from simple one-offs to totalitarian month-long, highly intricate ceremonies that eat up all your savings and Facebook notifications"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump says his path to 270 is very simple: He's going to win Ohio, Florida (eh, MAY-be), Pennsylvania and Michigan (unlikely). And then pick up New York (?), New Jersey (??), New Mexico (WTF?), California and Oregon (oh come the fark on)
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