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27 headlines found matching 'shut up'
Sat March 25, 2017
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three weeks left in the regular season. Can the Flyers start a miracle run? Will there be a new Atlantic Division leader? Will the Sharks end their losing streak? Flyers/Blue Jackets @ 2pm ET, Sens/Habs @ 7pm ET, Sharks/Preds @ 8pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NCAA handles a minor problem the only way the NCAA knows how. Force a reporter to shut up about it so it can become a larger story
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Sat March 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wings/Avs kick off the day @ 1 PM EDT almost 10 years to the day after one of the most famous brawls in NHL history. Then HNiC features an Original Six matchup w/ 'Hawks/Leafs @ 7 PM. It ends in Cali w/ Sharks/Ducks @ 10:30 PM. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Texas congressman Joe "The Oil Gargler" Barton repeatedly insists that beating women is a state's rights issue, then yells at his constituents to shut up when they disagree with his rampant idiocy
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper: Dear Colleagues, stop being hypocrites for criticizing Trump for excluding outlets he doesn't like. Obama did the exact same thing, and you were ok with it then. Shut up and be reporters
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Sun February 26, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts and make a big batch of goon juice because we have a full day of hockey. BOS@DAL 12:30PM, CGY@CAR 3PM, EDM@NSH and CBJ@NYR 5PM, STL@CHI and OTT@FLA 7:30PM, and finally BUF@ARI 8:30PM (all times Eastern). SHUT UP PIERRE
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart to star in movie being described as "Armageddon underwater." Shut up and take my money
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Sun February 19, 2017
(USA Hockey)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Day in America, which kicks off Hockey Week Across America. Will the number of "Shut up, Pierres" beat the over? Will a fancy hat party interfere? Coverage starts at noon on NBC, first game is Caps/Rangers @ 12:30pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Sat February 18, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Live from Kenora, ON, it's Hockey Day in Canada. Will Don Cherry wear nothing but pucks glued to him with maple syrup? Will the 1907 Stanley Cup reenactment go horribly wrong with a Wanderers win? We start with Blues/Sabres @ 1pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Looney Tunes/DC Comics crossover. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"Mr. President: Just who the hell do you think you are?" Clearly he thinks he's the God-Emperor of Mankind, when he really is more like Horus' derpy baby brother. HAIR FOR THE HAIR GOD, DERP FOR THE DERP THRONE
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Sun February 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no football for seven months we have more hockey. Six games are going on including the two clashes on the NBC sports networks with Red Wings-Wild and Canadiens-Bruins. The puck drops at 12:30 PM ET. Shut up, Pierre
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Sat February 04, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Shea Weber disconnect Ovie's controller? Will the Quick deny the All-Star MVP? Will Matthews skate circles around Chara? The NHL action starts with Caps/Habs & Kings/Flyers and finishes with Coyotes/Sharks. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists determined that 60% of people can't shut up for 10 minutes
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Sat January 28, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Shea Weber break the sound barrier? Will Tarasenko outpace McDavid? Will P.K. Subban stay upright? It's the NHL All-Star Skills Competition. The fun starts @ 7PM ET on NBCSN & CBC. Less fun celebrity game @ 5:15PM ET on NHLN. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last NHL Saturday before the All-Star break, and Subby's too hungover to come up with anything that remotely approaches clever. 11 games today, the action starts with Blues/Jets @ 3PM ET and ends with Sharks/Avs @ 10:30PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Wed January 18, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan could portray Cable in Deadpool 2: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
For those times when everybody just won't shut up
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Sat January 07, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL gives us a dozen games today. The action starts with Lightning/Flyers @ 1PM ET. Later, we've got Habs/Leafs, the eternal rivals, and The Battle of the National Capitals @ 7PM ET. Sharks/Wings wraps up the day @ 10:30PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Trump should probably shut up about the Vanity Fair guy unless he likes seeing himself quoted on Vanity Fair's cover
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The average person can't cope with four conversations at once. Four conversations at once is too much for the average person to deal with. Science says that anything more that three conversations is too much. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Sat December 17, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL is the one going rogue, early games start at an atypical 2PM ET. Coyotes/Wild is the free game @ 2PM ET, NHLN gets Habs/Caps @ 7PM ET. HNiC features Pens/Leafs @ 7PM ET & Lighting/Oilers @ 10PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name the most nauseating thing you've ever eaten. Subby's is lamb tongue in a curry sauce - bet you can't beat that
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The reason shut up and take my money was invented
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Sat December 10, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will that team do the whatnot? Will whatshisface do the thing? The action is hot and the goonjuice is cold, strap in for another hockey Saturday on Fark. Stars/Flyers @ 1PM ET, Senators/Kings @ 4PM ET, whole bunch of teams @ 7PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Dammit, there's always some baby crying when I fly. I don't care if the baby was just born. Even when I get on a plane with no babies, then suddenly one appears and starts crying. I just can't catch a break. Shut up baby
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Sat December 03, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey gets off to an early start this Saturday, puck drops for the first games @ 1PM ET. National games are 'Hawks/Flyers @ 1PM ET & Wings/Pens @7PM ET on NHL Network. HNiC features Leafs/Canucks @ 7PM ET & Ducks/Oilers @ 10PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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