Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'shots'

Headlines matching 'shots'

Mon June 17, 2013

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		If you can hold a headstand for at least 10 minutes, communicate in Sanskrit and enjoy downing wheatgrass and tequila shots, here is a CEO job for you source: katu.com \| share:	(50)

Sun June 02, 2013

Thirty behind the scenes shots from classic films. Come for #1, stay for #9

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

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Tue May 28, 2013

The storm chaser guys and their cool cars got the money shot of all money shots

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Mon May 27, 2013


		Hockey Holiday Monday Edition: Red Wings have a second chance to eliminate the Black Hawks tonight at the Joe. Can Howard stop 40 shots again? Will we get game 5 Dr. Toews or game 4 Mr. Hyde? Puck drops @ 8ET Octopi any time after that source: nhl.com \| share:	(660)

Wed May 22, 2013

		Couple flees Wal-Mart with $37 printer, almost runs over cop in parking lot, flees across city flinging meth and pot out the window, caught by off-duty cop who happened to have spike strips with him. TAA-DAAH (W/ faces o' meth mugshots) source: wwl.com \| share:	(126)
		"If you're going to act like Nellie Olsen, you're going to dress like Nellie Olsen." Mom punishes bully daughter by making her wear thrift store clothes. With Before and After shots source: blog.sfgate.com \| share:	(369)

Fri May 17, 2013

		Developer releases screenshots comparing graphics of PS3 to PS4 on Killzone. The good news is next-gen giant piles of crap will look fantastic source: kotaku.com \| share:	(132)
		Accused "busy" hooker 'Leslie the Bombshell,' age 50, busted -- with bonus beauty makeover mugshots source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(31)

Wed May 15, 2013


		Dear Doctor Dudes: Our Bro here has been having, like convulsions and stuff since he totally ruled in a drinking contest and destroyed like 20 shots of tequila, so could you like, maybe make sure he doesn't die and stuff? Thanks. Sigma Alpha Rulez source: csmonitor.com \| share:	(114)

Mon May 13, 2013

Joe Biden to give the University of Pennsylvania commencement address today: "Eat fast, die young, and kick all y'alls asses to the curb, cause big Joe is gonna tear this mutherfarker up. Who wants Jello shots? WOOOOOOOO"

source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Wed May 08, 2013

That hot teacher who was fired over her modeling photos calls in to radio, and she's a naughty little minx (more photos including cell phone shots she sent)

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Mon May 06, 2013

People finally get tired of Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull and fire a couple of warning shots

source: theblemish.com | share:

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Fri May 03, 2013

Hotties with mugshots

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Thu May 02, 2013

Shots fired at George Bush. Terminal

source: abclocal.go.com | share:

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Wed May 01, 2013

Usually folks aren't smiling in their mug shots. Unless they're arrested for having sex. On the beach. In the morning

source: wpbf.com | share:

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Fri April 26, 2013

The weed killer Roundup has been linked to diabetes, autism, obesity, heart disease, and cancer, so stop doing shots of it on a Friday night

source: mnn.com | share:

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Wed April 24, 2013

Right wing columnist for the Wall Street Journal takes shots at Gabby Giffords for her opinions on gun control

source: blog.seattlepi.com | share:

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Mon April 22, 2013

Tamerlan was such a sweet mama's boy that he phoned her between firing shots and throwing bombs to tell her that he loved her very much. Awwwwwww

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Sat April 20, 2013

Shots fired at 4/20 rally in Denver, harshing everyone's mellow (w/video)

source: thedenverchannel.com | share:

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Fri April 12, 2013

Police "Stumble upon" Columbine-like massacre plan while investigating school owned laptop. With Bieberiffic mugshots

source: wcax.com | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

Make your 50th bust in same city special: Man accused of swiping $1,000 of eatery's booze, found handing out shots at nearby park

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Tue April 02, 2013

Not news: Shots fired at U.S. Border Patrol agents. News: In Washington State. Fark: One suspect escaped INTO Canada

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Thu March 28, 2013

The problem with female butt shots: why must fighting females assume the same pose and show off their back assets? Feminism, maybe?

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

Justin Timberlake went on the Jonathan Ross show, took five shots of tequila, and did a spot on Michael Caine impersonation, because Justin Timberlake won't stop until you concede that he is in fact one magnificent bastard

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Thu March 21, 2013

Two modern-day Thelma & Louise steal eight cases of beer and lead police on a high speed chase, ultimately jumping a curb at 70 miles an hour to get into a construction zone. Bonus: Thelma & Louise mugshots

source: khou.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013

The best way to separate the cookies from the cream of an Oreo? The Rube Goldberg machine is old and busted. The new hotness is the power of German engineering. Behold: slingshots

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Fri March 15, 2013

		Suburban high school teachers listen to gunshots so in the event of an actual emergency they'll know when it's time to wet their pants source: telegram.com \| share:	(61)
		Spring Break Shootout: Woman who packed bathing suit, suntan lotion, flip-flops -- and apparently some heat for Spring Break vacation -- fired 18 shots in hotel room after boyfriend flirted with another woman source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(55)