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Headlines matching 'shots'
Mon June 17, 2013
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(KATU)
 
 
 
If you can hold a headstand for at least 10 minutes, communicate in Sanskrit and enjoy downing wheatgrass and tequila shots, here is a CEO job for you
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Sun June 02, 2013
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Thirty behind the scenes shots from classic films. Come for #1, stay for #9
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Tue May 28, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The storm chaser guys and their cool cars got the money shot of all money shots
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Mon May 27, 2013
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey Holiday Monday Edition: Red Wings have a second chance to eliminate the Black Hawks tonight at the Joe. Can Howard stop 40 shots again? Will we get game 5 Dr. Toews or game 4 Mr. Hyde? Puck drops @ 8ET Octopi any time after that
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Wed May 22, 2013
(WWL)
 
 
 
Couple flees Wal-Mart with $37 printer, almost runs over cop in parking lot, flees across city flinging meth and pot out the window, caught by off-duty cop who happened to have spike strips with him. TAA-DAAH (W/ faces o' meth mugshots)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"If you're going to act like Nellie Olsen, you're going to dress like Nellie Olsen." Mom punishes bully daughter by making her wear thrift store clothes. With Before and After shots
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Fri May 17, 2013
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Developer releases screenshots comparing graphics of PS3 to PS4 on Killzone. The good news is next-gen giant piles of crap will look fantastic
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Accused "busy" hooker 'Leslie the Bombshell,' age 50, busted -- with bonus beauty makeover mugshots
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Wed May 15, 2013
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Dear Doctor Dudes: Our Bro here has been having, like convulsions and stuff since he totally ruled in a drinking contest and destroyed like 20 shots of tequila, so could you like, maybe make sure he doesn't die and stuff? Thanks. Sigma Alpha Rulez
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Mon May 13, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to give the University of Pennsylvania commencement address today: "Eat fast, die young, and kick all y'alls asses to the curb, cause big Joe is gonna tear this mutherfarker up. Who wants Jello shots? WOOOOOOOO"
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Wed May 08, 2013
(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH)
 
 
 
That hot teacher who was fired over her modeling photos calls in to radio, and she's a naughty little minx (more photos including cell phone shots she sent)
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Mon May 06, 2013
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
People finally get tired of Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull and fire a couple of warning shots
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Fri May 03, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hotties with mugshots
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Thu May 02, 2013
(ABC Local)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shots fired at George Bush. Terminal
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Wed May 01, 2013
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Usually folks aren't smiling in their mug shots. Unless they're arrested for having sex. On the beach. In the morning
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Fri April 26, 2013
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The weed killer Roundup has been linked to diabetes, autism, obesity, heart disease, and cancer, so stop doing shots of it on a Friday night
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Wed April 24, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Right wing columnist for the Wall Street Journal takes shots at Gabby Giffords for her opinions on gun control
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Mon April 22, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tamerlan was such a sweet mama's boy that he phoned her between firing shots and throwing bombs to tell her that he loved her very much. Awwwwwww
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Sat April 20, 2013
(Denver Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shots fired at 4/20 rally in Denver, harshing everyone's mellow (w/video)
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Fri April 12, 2013
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police "Stumble upon" Columbine-like massacre plan while investigating school owned laptop. With Bieberiffic mugshots
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Thu April 04, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Make your 50th bust in same city special: Man accused of swiping $1,000 of eatery's booze, found handing out shots at nearby park
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Tue April 02, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Shots fired at U.S. Border Patrol agents. News: In Washington State. Fark: One suspect escaped INTO Canada
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Thu March 28, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The problem with female butt shots: why must fighting females assume the same pose and show off their back assets? Feminism, maybe?
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Mon March 25, 2013
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake went on the Jonathan Ross show, took five shots of tequila, and did a spot on Michael Caine impersonation, because Justin Timberlake won't stop until you concede that he is in fact one magnificent bastard
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Thu March 21, 2013
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Two modern-day Thelma & Louise steal eight cases of beer and lead police on a high speed chase, ultimately jumping a curb at 70 miles an hour to get into a construction zone. Bonus: Thelma & Louise mugshots
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Mon March 18, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best way to separate the cookies from the cream of an Oreo? The Rube Goldberg machine is old and busted. The new hotness is the power of German engineering. Behold: slingshots
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Fri March 15, 2013
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Suburban high school teachers listen to gunshots so in the event of an actual emergency they'll know when it's time to wet their pants
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Spring Break Shootout: Woman who packed bathing suit, suntan lotion, flip-flops -- and apparently some heat for Spring Break vacation -- fired 18 shots in hotel room after boyfriend flirted with another woman
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Fri March 08, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stripper asks the question that's on every Farker's mind: 'Why can't women show nipples?' (Cleavage shots)
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Thu March 07, 2013
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Alcoholic shots you have to be crazy to take
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Thu February 28, 2013
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Gov. Andrew Cuomo exempts Hollywood from the high capacity magazine ban so they can continue to fire 1000-10,000 shots before having to reload
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Tue February 26, 2013
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
Developmentally disabled high school basketball player gets put into final game by coach but misses several shots, leaving opposing team with in-bound pass as clock runs down. Hard to see what happens next due to large volume of dust in gym
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Wed February 20, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"You don't need an AR-15", said the VP who suggested blindly firing two warning shots from a double barrel shotgun
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