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13 headlines found matching 'shorts'
Mon September 15, 2014
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
The man in white boxer shorts armed with garden shears who's trying to break into a home through the doggy door to see his daughter who doesn't live there is usually mightier than the taser
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
If you are going to approach a jogger on a running trail, grab her butt, then pull her shorts down to her ankles, you better hope she isn't a deputy U.S. marshal. You also might want to wear a cup
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
It takes a brave man to quit his job and pursue his dreams. It takes an incredibly shortsighted man to quit a reliable, steady gig, go broke, and eventually get fired from a job in doggie daycare
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Short shorts leads to punch punch
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Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart announces plans to begin personalizing each shopper's experience, so if you'd like to see a few more obese ladies in gym shorts or meth freaks in wife beaters and baseball caps, get online and let them know
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Fri August 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So if you see a biatchin' Camaro down by the lake this weekend, c'mon by and say hi to Uncle Joe. Look for the big-ass cooler and the pair of shorts on the rock, and the boombox blasting Molly Hatchet
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
/* Maddie & Tae behavior */ class MaddieAndTae extends Women { private static $_object; static function getObject() { if (is_null(self::$_object)) { self::$_object = new self(); } return self::$_object; }} MaddieAndTae ::getObject() -›pushOutButts();
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Sun July 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Everyone on the right side of this Aerolíneas Argentinas jet probably needed new undershorts after this
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Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Michelle Wie simultaneous wins the US Open, and the LPGA Shortest Shorts and Dat Ass titles
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Sat June 07, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New study finds gamers no longer fit long-established stereotype of potato chip-munching loners who spend their summers wearing sweatpants and sitting in front of the TV in their parents' basement. For instance, many of them now wear cargo shorts
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
He may be America's deadliest sniper, but holy shiate his shorts are tight
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Canadian government bars meteorologists from mentioning climate change. Apparently the image of Canadians walking around in shorts and tank tops was disturbing to children
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Sun May 18, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Family sues BART after a worker was struck and killed by a train. When contacted for comment BART laughed and said they could eat his shorts
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