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Headlines matching 'shopping'
Thu January 19, 2012
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(Herald-Leader) Stupid Mother-of-the-year contender leaves infant in shopping cart outside the liquor store. In 26 degree weather  (kentucky.com) (85)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Target shopping cart victim was just "mostly dead"  (nypost.com) (64)


Mon January 09, 2012
(WTOP) Stupid Greece rules pedophilia, exhibitionism, and kleptomania disabilities. Qualifies for special parking close to schools, playgrounds, shopping malls  (wtop.com) (79)


Thu January 05, 2012
(The Oatmeal) Silly How to make your online shopping cart blow less  (theoatmeal.com) (74)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine CA judge rules that ramming someone with a shopping cart is protected political speech, so long as the person you are ramming is saying something you object to  (news.yahoo.com) (172)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad 17-going-on-34-year-old Courtney Stodden attempts to look sexy while shopping at a book store  (dailymail.co.uk) (198)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Canoe) Dumbass "Hello, 911? I've just been run over...no, I don't need an ambulance, just the police...no, it was just a shopping cart that ran over my foot - I'd like the cops to arrest the woman who did it"  (cnews.canoe.ca) (70)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Sam's Club, home of the 40 gallon mayonnaise drum, enormous barrels of pickles, and 50 pound sacks of deep-fried frozen meat substitute nuggets, will now offer health screenings. First recommendation from doctors will be STOP SHOPPING HERE  (wfaa.com) (75)


Thu December 29, 2011
(TMZ) Interesting Kardashian nanny is shopping tell-all book around to publishers, promises to reveal whether there really were five lights  (tmz.com) (25)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Reuters) Spiffy It's that time of the year again, Christmas shopping, spending time with family, the annual two day long Chinese pillow fight. Wait, what?  (reuters.com) (14)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Fox Business) Stupid Author of "Scroogenomics: Why You Shouldn't Buy Presents for the Holidays," Compares Christmas shopping to the Homer Simpson theory of why people do things: "It's because they're stupid, that's why"  (foxbusiness.com) (72)


Thu December 22, 2011
(C|Net) Interesting Online shopping hits record $6.3 billion last week as half of people making purchases actually used their own credit cards  (news.cnet.com) (12)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Gnome) Sappy NBA player and former University of Kentucky bad boy DeMarcus Cousins buys a random kid an iPod while out holiday shopping  (img.ly) (24)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Conservatives stand behind Lowe's, saying they support the company for "not giving in to radical Islamists." Because a show featuring Muslims living in America, grocery shopping and dealing with persecution is "radical"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (195)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 344: "Let's Go Shopping". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (129)


Sun December 04, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) Scary Radio station hosts a "Coats for Kids" night at a shopping mall. Things went will until several fights flared up and gunfire broke out  (wxyz.com) (67)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) PSA Protip: If your disturbed wife's shopping list includes plastic sheets, gallons of bleach, eight roasting pans, and a Sawzall, you might want to spend the holidays elsewhere  (heraldnet.com) (82)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The Anti-Family Association) PSA The heretics guide to holiday shopping  (action.afa.net) (209)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Slate) Ironic Ayn Rand quotes are now prominent on shopping bags  (slate.com) (255)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Barrons) Interesting Eastman Kodak shopping for deal. Let's see what develops  (blogs.barrons.com) (6)
(Some Guy) Interesting Boeing delivers first batch of 30,000-pound bunker-busting bombs to Air Force. Iran busy photoshopping new underwear for nuclear scientists  (wtkr.com) (161)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine When shopping online you can usually choose to see the item in a different color. Clicking to see it in "Black" on this store's site might surprise you though  (ballston.patch.com) (182)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Fox News) Followup It turns out that no amount of airbrushing or photoshopping could make Lindsay Lohan presentable enough for Playboy  (foxnews.com) (116)


Wed November 02, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Spiffy Lingerie shop has employees wearing tags displaying their cup size so that men shopping for bras don't make boobs of themselves  (thelocal.se) (92)


Tue November 01, 2011
(UPI) Stupid Old and busted: Calling 911 because you're lost in a maze or in an orchard. New and glorious: Being trapped in a shopping cart  (upi.com) (30)
(Daily Mail) Scary While shopping at Target, woman struck by shopping cart that two boys pushed off a four-story parking garage. Bullseye  (dailymail.co.uk) (78)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Celebslam) Interesting Someone at the Home Shopping Network has a sense of humor: Snooki's getting a two-hour special to sell her perfume  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (28)

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