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Headlines matching 'shoplifting'
Fri April 18, 2014
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mama's tips for shoplifting beer: Conduct your beer runs on Mondays, steal Budweiser and Bud Light because they are the most popular beers for resale, and invite a friend to come along with you so more beer can be obtained
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Mom of the Year gets busted shoplifting, does what any good person would do: blames it all on her 12-year-old daughter
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Sat April 05, 2014
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Teen sets bags of bird seed on fire to mask shoplifting spree. In other news, bird seed makes a great fire starter
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Thu April 03, 2014
(OC Signal)
 
 
 
Dumb: Shoplifting from a thrift store, Dumber: selling the stolen items back to the same thrift store
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Strange: Judge denies bail to Illinois man accused of shoplifting. Holy Fark: because he is accused of shoplifting nearly $7 MILLION worth of merchandise
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Fri March 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure getting away with shoplifting takes a little skill, but accumulating $7 million in merchandise over a 10 year spree is pretty darn impressive
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Thu March 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for choking your husband a week after getting caught making out with your brother while locked up for shoplifting isn't normal. But on meth it is
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Mon March 03, 2014
(Montgomery Police Reporter)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman detained for shoplifting at Walmart. Maybe news: Also charged meth possession. Fark: Also charged with having sex with her brother after they were caught making out through the bars of their adjoining cells
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Tue February 25, 2014
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
"It started with a simple shoplifting and then evolved into something else with assaults on police officers and all the fecal matter involved"
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Fri January 31, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman charged with shoplifting over $800 worth of merchandise from Whole Foods. In other words, she shoplifted a bottle of herbal shampoo, two organic apples, and a package of frozen soy nuggets
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Tue January 28, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman arrested for shoplifting asks the police officers if she can go ahead and shoot some heroin. Hey, if you're going to go all-in, go all-in
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Thu January 16, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Facing theft charges for shoplifting $2,500 of stuff from Macy's? Fake your death, get caught, go to court, and carve up your arms with a pen
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Wed December 25, 2013
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
No matter how bad your Christmas is, at least you're not in jail after trying to swallow the pills cops found during your arrest for a Dollar Tree shoplifting spree
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Fri December 20, 2013
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're a star in the NBA, and the next thing you know you're waxing floors in Tulsa and getting arrested for retail theft
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