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Headlines matching 'shoplifting'
Thu May 23, 2013
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
  
 
 Pro tip: If you are planning to shoplift make sure your pants aren't going to fall down when you're making a run for it. Wearing underwear is a good idea too, ma'am
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Wed May 08, 2013
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
  
 
 Shoplifter hides razor blades in his pants. Store security decides to let Darwin take the lead on this case
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Sat May 04, 2013
(KTVB Boise)
 
  
 
 Is it shoplifting if you drink the whole box of wine in the bathroom?
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Sun April 21, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Boston bombing suspects' mother was arrested last year for shoplifting from Lord & Taylor department store. But store gets payback--one of their cameras caught her sons along marathon route, helping identify them
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Wed April 17, 2013
(Komo)
 
  
 
 The early bird catches the worm. The early pantsless shoplifter wearing only cherry tomatoes catches the frozen sausage sandwich
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Sat April 13, 2013
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
  
 
 Walmart shopper calls police to report "some guy" was harassing her from shoplifting. Yep, Florida
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Sat March 30, 2013
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
  
 
 "When the officer turned the man over chicken nuggets fell out of his shirt, and two packages of link sausages fell from his pants." / "The shoplifter asked the officer to kill him, 'which I refused to do,' the officer wrote in his report"
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Mon March 11, 2013
(Patch)
 
  
 
 Fark ready headline: "Man with club foot, woman with teeth 'similar to a meth user' sought in Buford shoplifting Incident"
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Sat March 02, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
  
 
 Ban on plastic bags in Seattle causes less environmental pollution, more shoplifting
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Thu February 28, 2013
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
  
 
 If a shoplifter is getting away, it makes perfect sense to fire a few rounds to "mark his car" because Florida
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Tue January 29, 2013
(WSBTV)
 
  
 
 Two moms charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor just for bringing their children to work with them. So what if their careers are in shoplifting?
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