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37 headlines found matching 'shoes'
Fri April 28, 2017
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Two Maine breweries will no longer allow dogs in their tasting rooms. Shirt and shoes still optional
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Sun April 23, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's still not too late to sign up with the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link. It's your Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama live at 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama photographer perfectly shames classless yokel hillbillies. Which, I mean, if you really think about it, is about as difficult as putting on your shoes. But, this is where we are as a nation
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
President Clownshoes calls Turkish president Erdogan to congratulate him on "winning" the referendum that effectively makes Erdogan the unchecked dictator of Turkey
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Zoning commish: "Your bar is too close to the road" Bar owner: *pound* *saw* *pound* *pound* *saw* *nail* *screw* *pound* *saw* *pound* *pound* *saw* *nail* *screw* "How about now?" Zoning commish: "Well alrighty then"
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Sat April 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, but where's the fun of kicking dirt on an automated umpire's shoes?
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Sun April 09, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Join the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link and make your picks. Then watch the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach, Live at 4 PM ET on NBCSN
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Tue April 04, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen reveals why he didn't step in to fill Dumbledore's shoes after Richard Harris died
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Proudly Resents)
 
 
 
After doing movies about board games, Peter Berg is now re-making fairy tales
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa has an adorable puppy named Groot
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Remember the Heaven's Gate mass suicides from twenty years ago? Well you can still buy the victims' discontinued Nike shoes if you're into that kind of a thing
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
One simply does not tiptoe pass the customs officials into mainland China from Hong Kong with 1,000 diamonds in his shoes when he has a case of the walking blues
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Despite his death, family of Chuck Berry will still release 'Chuck,' his first album in 38 years
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Tue March 14, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Giving Florida Man a run for his money, Minnesota Man launches his car over 200ft of open water, lands on ice, then wades ashore and wanders into random houses to watch TV
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Manny Ramirez's new Japanese contract includes optional practices, a chauffeured Mercedes, a private hotel suite for road games, and, most importantly, unlimited sushi for the entire season
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
John McCain predicts there are "more shoes to drop" over Russiaghazi
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to a 3-D printer, this giant Michigan teen gets size-28 shoes that he needs for his big feet
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut unveils Pie Top shoes that can order pizza, unfortunately it's Pizza Hut pizza so you're better off eating the shoe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the shoe's on the other foot, some are getting worried. They haven't realized we all will be sending our shoes to Russia if we don't grow up
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge to claimant: Fat, drunk and careless while wearing high heels is no way to go down the stairs lady
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Mon February 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Adult Swim has posted the opening clip from Rick and Morty season 3 on their Australian Youtube channel
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Racked)
 
 
 
Payless Shoes to close 1,000 stores. Apparently sales have suffered since the farthest distance Americans now walk is from the couch to the refrigerator and back
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos asks Twitter a question "Day 1 on the job is done, but we're only getting started. Now where do I find the pencils?" Twitter responds with predictable answers
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Town has to cancel its Valentine's Day party because of a law that prohibits dancing near a church. Kevin Bacon spotted lacing up his shoes
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sure, she was driving a Hummer and stealing clothing from a donation bin, but she left something in return
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So after two grueling weeks on the job, Trump felt he needed a vacation. But did he go golfing? Staffers refuse to say. So...is this Golfgate or Golfghazi?
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nordstrom to Ivanka Trump's fashion line: You're fired
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Sun January 29, 2017
(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Are Americans now so freaked out that they will panic over nothing at all? We take you to a movie theater in Tucson, Arizona to find out
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
G'day. We here at the zoo would really appreciate it if everyone collected some funnel-web spiders for us. While it's true that their venom can kill a human inside of 15 minutes, we trust you'll take all necessary precautions. Thanks heaps, mate
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The best thing about Adidas' new shoes is that they dissolve in the sink when you're done with them
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You're arguing with your 12-year-old son over the shoes he wants to wear to school. Do you: A) Stick to your guns B) Let him wear the shoes he wants. C) Abandoned him on the side of the highway. "What am I supposed to do? Be late for work?"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Women's March Tips: "If a Trump supporter hits on you during the parade, make a connection - but instead of giving him your number give him Planned Parenthood's number instead"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Your daughter comes home from a play date with pen marks on her shoes. What to do? Simple, send the friend a $500 invoice
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Mon January 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Under Armour launches Tom Brady line of pajamas aimed at people who still believe that an NFL quarterback who is married to a supermodel goes to bed every night wearing pajamas
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Short List)
 
 
 
SNES-themed sneakers, perfect for walking around Donkey Kong Country
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Wed January 04, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Resident Evil is finally putting you in the shoes of its player-character. Experts forecast brown trousers and nervous breakdowns across the gaming world
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