Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'sheriffs'

Headlines matching 'sheriffs'

Mon May 28, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Sheriff Joe not buying Hawaii's story, presumably due to spending all his money on chickens (wnd.com)	(109)

Wed May 23, 2012

Protip: If you're going to rob a general store in the rural south, assume the clerk has a gun hidden behind the register. Fark: General store is on Acorn Hill Road in Hobbsville (wtkr.com)

(43)

Tue May 22, 2012

In a desperate attempt to stay relevant and to out-Derp the AZ Secretary of State/Romney's campaign co-chair, Sheriff Joe sends a "Threats Unit" investigator to Hawaii. You know, just because (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(210)

Mon May 21, 2012

(KLTV.com)

Fark ready headline of the day: Naked toddler left in car; mom dances in driveway. "...with a cupholder from her car stuck in her hair" (kltv.com)

(33)

Tue May 15, 2012

(Some Guy)		"Just because I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan, anti-negro and anti-Jew, and want to hang sexual perpetrators without benefit of trial, doesn't mean that this would impact my performance as sheriff. Now please vote for me" (opposingviews.com)	(74)
		Air Force accidentally fills entire hangar with foam. Sheriff Carter is NOT going to be happy about this (gizmodo.com)	(56)

Fri May 11, 2012

Sheriff Joe Arpaio abandons the Birther cause, saying the proof that Obama isn't a US citizen won't come from his birth certificate, rather it will come from his Draft Registration. We get it. You're a racist asshole (wnd.com)

(136)

Wed May 09, 2012

(Some Guy)

From the 'It's about god damned time' department: DOJ plans to sue Sheriff Joe over allegations of civil rights violations (abc15.com)

(552)

Mon May 07, 2012

(WCIV)

Sheriff's deputy charged with DUI loses control of both his car and bladder (abcnews4.com)

(51)

Wed May 02, 2012

A bunch of guys decide to turn off their GPS devices, hide their cars, go home and watch a movie. Fark: They're on-duty deputies and sergeants (wptv.com)

(71)

Tue May 01, 2012

		"Do you know just how fast you were going young lady?" "Yes, officer, I'm sorry. I'm late for a drug deal and he gets angry if we're late" (heraldtribune.com)	(15)
		Drunk couple decide that towing their 7-year-old granddaughter's Hot Wheels racer behind an SUV, with granddaughter at the wheel in car show attire, is a really cool idea. Strangely, a deputy watching this was not amused (heraldtribune.com)	(46)

Fri April 20, 2012

(NBC)

If you lost your human torso skeleton off the waters of Key West, the Monroe County Sheriff's Office is keeping it for you (nbcchicago.com)

(23)

Wed April 18, 2012

(Some Guy)

Sheriff's Deputy files $50 million lawsuit after being dumb enough to believe the naked pictures her co-worker took of her were for catching pervs on the Internet (wwnytv.com)

(87)

Wed April 04, 2012

		Sheriff Arpaio rejects DOJ demand for monitor, claiming it is not within their authority to require he hire lizards (content.usatoday.com)	(154)
		How bad can meth and hookers mess you up? How about going from Sheriff of the Year to being locked up in the jail they named after you? (foxnews.com)	(52)

Mon April 02, 2012

Police say they shot a man sleeping in his car because they feared for their lives (sun-sentinel.com)

(125)

Fri March 30, 2012

(Naples Daily News)

71-year-old woman arrested for standing her ground, shooting at three intruders in her house who shot back, wounding her. Who cares if intruders were deputy sheriffs on a welfare check? It was self-defense (naplesnews.com)

(246)

Thu March 22, 2012

Sheriff Joe to media: Where the hell are you going? I've got tons more on Obama, so you just get those damn cameras back here. Yeah, that's it. Look at me... look at me... Don't stop now, goddamit, I'm almost there (wnd.com)

(88)

Tue March 20, 2012

Penguins vandalize high school in El Paso. That's like, in the desert, man (elpasotimes.com)

(39)

Mon March 19, 2012

Looks like Sheriff Joe is going the full Orly on all this birth certificate stuff (azcentral.com)

(346)

Mon March 12, 2012

Former WV Sheriff & county clerk plead guilty to voter fraud. "We knew something was wrong, because the post office closes at 4:30 ... you don't go to the post office at 9 o'clock at night and find ballots" (foxnews.com)

(113)

Fri March 09, 2012

"What an idiot," says sheriff after charging a guy with a felony for posting a photo of himself on Facebook holding a nameplate he stole from a judge's office. (w/ idiot's photo) (wptv.com)

(72)

Thu March 08, 2012

"The Sheriff's Office insists in court documents that the use of a tank, a bomb robot and 40 deputies was part of its normal course of duties" in arresting a man for owning chickens (azcentral.com)

(72)

Mon March 05, 2012

		Good news alcoholics: Mercedes is making flying cars. And if you drive 'em while intoxicated you can keep your license - as long as you're friends with the District Attorney. (With video goodness of "flying" car arrest) (fdlreporter.com)	(72)
		Being a convicted murderer sitting in jail pays better than you think. (Bonus: Check out how he got caught) (latimes.com)	(67)

Thu March 01, 2012

	Sheriff Joe discovers that the President of the United States is, in fact, black (wnd.com)	(511)
	Utah sheriff performs illegal strip search of 17 year old girl, doesn't even call the next day (abc4.com)	(204)
(Oakland Press)	Not significant: robbing a liquor store. Interesting: using a propane torch and lighter as your weapon. Hilarious: Clerk follows you outside and beats you up with a baseball bat to retrieve the money (theoaklandpress.com)	(21)
	As we sit with bated breath to hear what Sheriff Joe "discovered" about Obama's birth certificate this afternoon, here's a list of six other bizarre publicity stunts Arpaio has pulled (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(262)

Wed February 29, 2012

(Some Guy)		Camera: $50. Taking a picture of yourself holding a rifle: Free. Getting charged with two counts of inducing panic, one count of aggravated menacing and one count of telecommunications harassment: Priceless (newsnet5.com)	(163)
		Man stabbed over mistakenly taking bag full of harmonicas instead of taking bag full of tacos. In Florida, this makes perfect sense (heraldtribune.com)	(20)

Sat February 18, 2012

		Time to reset the ticker on Days Since Last Republican Politician Outted, complete with hypocritical choice in lovers (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(250)
(Some Guy)		Female teacher caught having sex with student in her office bathroom. With "judge for yourself" pic (aspentimes.com)	(180)