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177 headlines found matching 'sheriff'
Thu August 25, 2016
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(Surf Kentucky)
 
 
 
Joint investigation leads to discovery of 34 pounds of pot
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Cannibal who wasn't summarily executed by police for some reason may have dropped pants and guzzled garage chemicals
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Mon August 22, 2016
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man escapes from Manatee deputies. This is why other states use dogs
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hank Williams Jr. never wrote a song about elbowing an usherette in the throat before dragging her around by the breast, but his Detroit fans were inspired anyway
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Common causes of stomach aches: Ingesting a fifth of Wild Turkey, pan of brownies, or, say, 40 knives
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Memo to gun owners, don't put your spare bullets in the car charger. Oh, and responsible gun owners don't let their toddlers play with bullets
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Sat August 20, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's getting to where Notre Dame student athletes can't speed, carry an unlicensed gun, possess weed, assault a police officer, or resist arrest without it making the papers these days
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sleep tight, Oregonians. Bundy Militia sympathizer and "Constitutional Sheriff" Glenn Palmer has a private force of 65 untrained, uncertified, "special deputies" he's appointed
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe may be one step closer to wearing pink underwear himself
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If your funeral wishes were to be cremated and spread across the Everglades, this funeral home hopes you'll accept the consolation prize of being left out in the Florida heat until you spoil
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials unsure who is dumber; the police chief who tipped off his friend prior to a raid, or the friend who hid the stolen goods but left the meth and guns lying around
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For the record, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is not officially yet done investigating President Obama's birth certificate
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Thu August 18, 2016
(NR Today)
 
 
 
Oregon gun nuts say their human right to carry a gun to the county fair has been violated: "When people have a problem, they call a police officer - a man with a gun. The only difference between him and me is he wears a costume and has a shiny badge"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Fed up with waiting for official instructions on how to help flood victims, bayou country residents assemble their boats and deploy the Cajun Navy. "Get in the boat now. This is not Uber"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputy: No, I don't want a better view. Put it away
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The St. Jude Sweet Corn Festival--a Cedar Rapids, Iowa fundraiser that helps support St. Jude's Children's Hospital--descended into chaos as several people decided a massive brawl was a better attraction than corn
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's just a matter of putting the proper bait in the trunk, then you tie the bait to this stick that holds the car trunk open... and wait. Works every time
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Fri August 12, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If ever you're not satisfied with our support for Sheriff Joe, please feel free to boycott us. Thank you, Discount Tire Company
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Convicted road rage murderer killed in road rage incident. Irony tag trumped
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Tue August 09, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. police looking for carjacker for hours find and arrest him. Also find another guy laying in a yard, roust him and kill him. See, he could been the carjacker and in the car and armed, except he wasn't, wasn't, and wasn't
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Sun August 07, 2016
(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
Going to visit your buddy at the county jail? That's nice. Driving there with expired plates? That's careless. With a suspended license? That's bold. With a warrant out for your arrest? There's a tag for that
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Unusual cause of death for victim found inside toolbox
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man wearing "only underwear" pulls a knife on a cop. Where exactly he kept the knife has not been addressed
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Murder suspect fleeing cops gets taken out by officer glass door
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sheriff: "Oh, we're comfortable with our security policies." Escaping prisoner: *whoosh* Sheriff: "We may look at them again, but quite frankly-" Next escaping prisoner: *zoom* Sheriff: "I mean, things are all working out"
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(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
When will people learn that Baaaa means Baaaa
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk, half-naked, and shooting your gun in a church is no way to go through life, son--unless you're a deputy sheriff in Texas, in which case you won't face any charges
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Santa Rosa man drinking beer in redwood tree, falls 70 feet. We're gonna need a new admin
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - If you are using duct tape to restrain a burglar, it's probably not a good idea to tie it tightly around his nose and mouth
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Wed July 27, 2016
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio has paid nearly $10.4 million on attorney fees in Arpaio's contempt of court case. Wait, I misread that. Arizona taxpayers have paid nearly $10.4 million on attorney fees in Arpaio's contempt of court case
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
"Cutthroat Kitchen" winner and celebrity chef Brian Cartenuto busted for sales tax evasion. That may how they do it at Les Halles in Miami, but it don't work here in Tallahassee
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Mon July 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Suspect opens fire at Fort Myers nightclub event hosting teenagers. Two dead, over a dozen wounded
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Sun July 24, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Last week in Colorado: "OMG, there's THC in our drinking water. EVERYBODY PANIC." This week in Colorado: "Yeah, about that"
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Fri July 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coors beer may finally give you a buzz
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police show up for a 5-year-old's birthday, wind up shooting his dog. SURPRISE
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you're going to call the police to report your car and safe were stolen, please remember to store your pipe bombs out of sight
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Virginia woman lost while searching for hidden treasure in rugged Wyoming backcountry is saved by county search and rescue crews--for the third time in four years
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
While everyone focused on CopyPastaGate, the RNC enjoyed this uplifting moment together
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff charged with ordering inmate beatings tells judge he needs his gun back. Why was it taken? He allegedly told prosecutor he would shoot him right between "his Jewish eyes." Double bonus: he was re-elected; his deputy is named Bubba
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Tue July 19, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man who shot at Pokemon Go players may face charges. Well, I should hope so
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baton Rouge PD: "This attack is proof we need to militarize our police even more"
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Ryan Bundy was just practicing his ranching skills by braiding those bed sheets together
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Mon July 18, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Two drunk drivers try to blame Pokémon Go for crashing their cars, phones
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
RNC forced to close online convention chat as a result of repeated use of sheriff's badges
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Sat July 16, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pokemon GO's biggest fan? At the rate things are going, Darwin most likely
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Fri July 15, 2016
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen would be proud of this grand slam. Fark: 3 of them were already on the sex offender registry
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant owner tells cops they are no longer welcome until he found out the crap storm that was heading his way, now free food for all cops
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Thu July 14, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Off duty cop shoots armed robber in the gun barrel. Hey man, nice shot
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fresno police release body-cam footage showing that, see? They shoot unarmed white guys, too
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: bicyclist finds baby alligator along trail. Fark: in northern Minnesota
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Arson plan found to be half-baked after police find DNA on tailpipe potato
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(Tri-Valley Central)
 
 
 
This handsome couple found a new use for unused Pringles cans (with a "Pringles can goes where?" mugshot)
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(Times Gazette)
 
 
 
So a small town mayor walks into a courtroom
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Turns out Subarus are popular with bears, too
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hey, China has their own Duke. It must really suck (pic)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
High school rowing coach arrested for gathering stroke material from his crew
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Mon July 11, 2016
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
If this is gonna be that kind of jail, I'm gonna stick my d*ck in the mashed potatoes
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
At least three dead in west Michigan courthouse shooting
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping six people at a Disney water park gets out of jail and calmly answers the questions of all the reporters waiting for him outside. Just kidding. He sees all the news cameras and immediately walks right back into jail
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Jesse manage to get Arseface back from Hell, or is that going to drive the rest of the season? Will Sheriff Root root out the truth from Jesse? Will Tulip and Cassidy keep bonding? It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Fri July 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump has 100 percent chance of winning the election 25 percent of the time
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Finally a story involving cops that doesn't make you want to cry. Okay, maybe you will, but for a good reason
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Thu July 07, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man drowns himself into Pensacola Bay after police inform him he's still using Verizon. Can you hear me now?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
White man waves shotgun at cars, shoots at deputy with handgun, is arrested and not shot. It's the oddest thing
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Okay, time for a math question: A worker is on a wind turbine 100 feet above ground. A 4 lb. bolt hits him on the head, which fell from 100 feet above him. Convert to metric so non-Americans can understand how bad this is
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mom who drank and smoked pot with her daughter's teenage friends and let them play naked Twister is sentenced to probation only and warned to stay away from anything with brightly colored polka dots
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
It must have been some great hummus
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
The pond is so peaceful. Especially in the evening with the frogs croaking, the crickets chirping and the stars shining. And there's always a parking spot in it where I can sleep
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Tue July 05, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"He shot himself accidentally. Then he decided to shoot again"
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The suburban Atlanta home of Sheriff Rick Grimes, used in season one of The Walking Dead is for sale for a cool $659K
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Brawl breaks out at 2:30 a.m. Sunday, shots fired, one dead, several seriously injured at a) Waffle House b) Chuck E. Cheese c) "family-oriented" country club
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
The most American pic of a collision with a corner grocery you'll see this week
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Wed June 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mugshots from "Father & son underage drinking party" could be mistaken for "before & after"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
(Checks mug shots) Yep, that's definitely a couple arrested for having sex on the island in the middle of a busy intersection
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Pro tip: The police do not call you on the phone to enforce tax payments to the IRS, and even if they did they would not demand payment in the form of numerous prepaid iTunes gift cards from the dollar store
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Meet Celeste Guap, the 18-year-old prostitute who slept with more than 30 cops-- street cops, sergeants, captains, even a police dog handler. No, go on... meet her
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Circa News)
 
 
 
Were you one of the Americans to make it onto the ISIS kill list? Oh wait, the FBI never told you?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Amphibious assault leads to shots fired in Normandy. This is not a repeat of 1944
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NY District Attorney Preet Bharara: If people think the system's rigged, that's because it is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that's exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns," she said, before shooting her family to death
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Sat June 25, 2016
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Rookie's bodycam reveals New Mexico law enforcement's lax reaction to a reported drunk driver - and D.A. for 3 counties - in her state-owned Dodge. Whoopsie
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Thu June 23, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
After complaints, Missouri sheriff removes head from ass
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Wed June 22, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe has more money in his campaign coffers than Trump
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Tue June 21, 2016
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Frightening "weirdos in black trench coats" are terrifying spooked Iowans
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Mon June 20, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's hard for Florida to solve its road rage problem when even the sheriffs' deputies get involved in the fun
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Sun June 19, 2016
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, watermelons stuffed with Spaghetti-O's
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner leaves gun lying around where a four year old can get it and for farks sake how much more of this do we have to take?
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Well, why wouldn't you want to sneak an iguana into a courtroom?
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Fri June 17, 2016
(InsideNova)
 
 
 
If you were one of the people playing bumper cars with cement mixers in Stafford County, Virginia, the police would like to have a word with you
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Indoor campfire goes as well as expected
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I ambushed them in self-defense, your Honor
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Mon June 13, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Important safety tip: The drunk, naked, man swinging a hatchet is NOT your Uber driver
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Smile for your mugshot in Texas? Cops hate that
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If your redneck neighbor enjoys randomly firing guns at your house, make sure your county doesn't have a "Constitutional Sheriff" before calling 911, unless you want to end up in jail
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(East Bay Express)
 
 
 
The real reason why Oakland fired its police chief. Tag is for good old fashioned journalism, still alive and kicking
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina patriot and gun enthusiast kindly donates bacon to a local mosque
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While warning against voter fraud, California Sheriff's deputies commit voter intimidation
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio is offering a 2-day summer camp for kids where they get to stay in Tent City, follow jail regulations, wear inmate clothing, work as inmate laborers, eat jail food, sleep in jail bunks, and attend educational programs
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Thu June 09, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're getting 13 medals and a 4.5 GPA on a full scholarship, but some, I'm sure, are good people
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Wed June 08, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Never get in a land war in Asia, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line, and never, ever go against a mom in tug of war
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
"Troopers, cease pursuing this idiot, he's too dangerous." "Found him. Bring a broom"
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Driver puts the metal to the pedal; kills five
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Red-Light Robin Hood" is in trouble with the Sheriff
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Alligator recreates Abbey Road cover and it's no big because Florida
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Broncos wide receiver was conveniently wearing GoPro camera during fight with girlfriend
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Maybe it's a sign you should spend more time with your grandfather if on the day he's supposed to pick you up from school he takes home the wrong kid. "He said he's very sorry"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
It's "Boot to the head," not vice versa
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Court adjudicating Sheriff Joe's racial profiling case takes long time to mull punishment, so protestors blow him up
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While the world balks at the idea of President Trump, let's have a look at the local and state races, where there are candidates who make Donald Trump look like Barack Obama
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Rider thrown from horse during parade on life support. This is why you shouldn't ride in parades if you're on life support
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(Slate)
 
 
 
On opposite day, a police officer is convicted of a crime and sentenced to 4 years for shooting an unarmed black man
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Tue May 31, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Local sheriff candidate "shoots" video
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Step 1) Get arrested by Sheriff Joe, 2) Wear pink shirt, 3) Profit
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Mon May 30, 2016
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Couple gets lost, figures the nuclear power plant is the way to go
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Sun May 29, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
More Florida than Floridians: Illinois trio travels to Florida to rob bank. Illinois: Using a taxi as a getaway car
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Militiaman who calls himself the "Picasso of machine guns" was arrested for trying to smuggle one to members of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupation
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Tennessee sheriff indicted for selling e-cigarettes to prisoners in his own jail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mmmmm...autocooked steak
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Unspeakable tragedy as semi-trailer truck full of beer catches fire on Michigan highway. Authorities report that...wait, it was just Budweiser? Whew---we dodged a close one here, folks
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Fri May 27, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Police responded to reports of a nude man with bells tied 'round his genitals running around Salt Lake
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And this week's contestant in the Mother of The Year competition is also a contestant for the Coolest Mother of The Year, depending upon your perspective
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Marshfield News Herald)
 
 
 
Police trying to figure out who stole Dick Trickle's purple knight. This is not a euphemism
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
If you lost a headless, limbless torso in the water off San Francisco the CHP would like to talk to you
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana man submits resume to be Florida Man's sidekick after drinking rubbing alcohol and threatening police with sword (with mugshot goodness)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portland police chief "accidentally" shoots his friend and then claims his friend accidentally shot himself. Hopefully, we're not about to find out about friend's "relationship" with police chief's wife
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(Greenfield Recorder)
 
 
 
Before you jump off a bridge into a river, or pretend to, think of all the time people will waste looking for your body
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you plan on celebrating Memorial Day in the desert wilderness of Pinal County, Arizona, the sheriff there wants you to have fun, be safe, and watch out for Mexican cartel assassins
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Tue May 24, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Karla only pawn...in game of life
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(The Villages)
 
 
 
Woman busted for doing Zoloft with a Coors Light chaser. Judging from the mugshot, she obviously meant to grab the Zyrtec instead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cows don't care if you're runnin' Code 3 with lights and sireeens
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man desperately needing to buy a vowel, loses tenth DUI case using the "beer battered fish defense"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Dead man found in cemetery
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
Weeners
 
A very large snake is loose in Dickeyville. I repeat, large, massive snake is loose in Dickeyville
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Officer in WVA does not get off after getting off after woman he pulled over tried to get off by getting him off. No word if she got off
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Father stands his ground against toddler who wouldn't stop jumping on the bed
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Wed May 18, 2016
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Most folks grow out of their graffiti phase late in their teens. Not this guy
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Man uses a fake $100 bill for lap dance. And he's thirty-two-years old. And he lives with his parents. And the mug shot says everything else
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses to hear case of evangelicals marching around Dearborn with a severed pig's head, telling Muslims they would burn in hell. To be fair, I wouldn't want to hear that, either
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"Received a complaint of potential harassment. Under investigation. Let's act our age, people. Recess is over and your dad can't beat anyone up anymore," and other classics from the Silverton, CO crime blotter
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man finds the most Florida way to join a work crew
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama awards 13 Public Safety Medals of Valor to some seriously brave officers
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Sun May 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
This father/son bonding experience included smoking meth, kidnapping women, tying them up, threatening them with bats and guns, and going to jail. My dad took me fishing
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Man tries to rob car wash with potato chip bag
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
It's always awkward when you return to your home and find the guy you hired as a petsitter dressed in a women's underwear and using a laptop inside
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Fri May 13, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe one step closer to wearing pink underwear
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couch ready - there are separate rules for police and speed cameras
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
White barber explains to customer he "does not cut black hair," pulls out gun to make his point. Good thing customer wasn't ginger
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Thu May 12, 2016
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Man creates diversion during cop chase, doubles back on foot, and takes off in one of the officer's cruisers
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Car burglar scratches "I stole your S***" on side of car. Fark: It was $5 in loose change
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(AP)
 
 
 
'Gingerbread man' taunts police while fleeing, apparently not understanding how fast police will run after an escaping pastry
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Security guard in Florida accidentally shot himself in the leg while waiting for a job interview. Or as it's called in Florida, "on the job training"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want to be arrested for child pornography, maybe you should choose a different Twitter handle than 'NoVa Creeper'
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Anti-drunk driving lawyer arrested for felony irony in a Lamborghini
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Just an FYI, this never ends well. Trust me," said the Middle East with a sad shake of its turbaned head
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun stops bad guy with a knife at a Massachusetts shopping mall
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Yesterday's news: The sheriff is racist for arresting black teen for sexting. Today's news: Sheriff calls report deceitful because white teen was also arrested. Tomorrow's news: TV station hiring brand new news department
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Tourists exposed to Florida wild life
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you don't call in 10 days or more, the life saving is on us
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
NEWS: Man shoots himself while cleaning gun. FARK: Doesn't notice the new hole in his body until he changes his shirt. FLORIDA TAG: Two days later
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
College student, naked from the waist down, bursts into pastor's house and punches "Father Jon" over 30 times in the face, perhaps mistaking him for Papa John
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's always the pretty ones...well, 'til the makeup comes off
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Sat May 07, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Police in riot gear forced to arrest ignorant San Francisco protesters who are on some sort of bizarre hunger strike
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Thu May 05, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
'Y'all ruined my life', is probably the most Texas suicide line you will ever hear
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office is looking for a suspect who stole $974 worth of Gillette razors from a Tampa CVS. With your help, deputies hope to recover all 12 stolen razors
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
"You have earned the right to stay alive, but not to be free yet"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
There may be a 12th secret ingredient in the KFC recipe
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Father of the year blows a .604 with his kids still in the back seat of the car
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Deputy Police Chief: I apologize if my racist, sexist emails and demands for profiling offended anyone. But, in fairness to me, they weren't supposed to be seen by the public
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man gets 32 years for multiple burglaries and a lack of imagination
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Fun: Run rapids in a kayak. Odd: In a concrete ditch in the flattest part of Oklahoma. Fark: Sponsored & built by OK City taxpayers
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Sat April 30, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What, she was supposed to let them run around loose in the backyard? In the middle of the night?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police announce that Prince's death is now a criminal investigation
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Should people recieving welfare be allowed to spend it eating out in a restaurant or on liquor? How about in expensive stores like Nieman Marcus?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Police lawyer: That video doesn't show my client stealing an expensive gold chain from that victim of police brutality. Victim's lawyer: ENHANCE
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Wed April 27, 2016
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Disney cruise ship rescues three federal fugitives at sea. Must now choose between working in diamond mine, being trapped in a lamp or being turned into pumpkins as punishment
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Today's "Child finds gun in backseat, shoots mom driving car" story is brought to you by Milwaukee
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First pot farming, then cock-fighting. What else was happening at Ohio site where eight were killed?
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