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Headlines matching 'sheriff'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(WorldNetDaily) Fail Sheriff Joe not buying Hawaii's story, presumably due to spending all his money on chickens  (wnd.com) (109)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup In a desperate attempt to stay relevant and to out-Derp the AZ Secretary of State/Romney's campaign co-chair, Sheriff Joe sends a "Threats Unit" investigator to Hawaii. You know, just because   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (210)


Sat May 19, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Arizona Senate candidate: Special Forces medic, wounded in Vietnam? Check. Heroic former sheriff? Check. Rappelled from helicopter to save snowbound crash victims? Check. Democrat? Ooh, so close  (thedailybeast.com) (95)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine "Just because I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan, anti-negro and anti-Jew, and want to hang sexual perpetrators without benefit of trial, doesn't mean that this would impact my performance as sheriff. Now please vote for me"  (opposingviews.com) (74)
(Gizmodo) Cool Air Force accidentally fills entire hangar with foam. Sheriff Carter is NOT going to be happy about this  (gizmodo.com) (56)


Fri May 11, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Dumbass Sheriff Joe Arpaio abandons the Birther cause, saying the proof that Obama isn't a US citizen won't come from his birth certificate, rather it will come from his Draft Registration. We get it. You're a racist asshole  (wnd.com) (136)
(CNN) Followup Sheriff Joe responds calmly and reasonably to DOJ suit against him. Yeah, who are we kidding... "I'm not going to surrender my office to the federal government. I will fight this to the bitter end"  (cnn.com) (211)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Some Guy) NewsFlash From the 'It's about god damned time' department: DOJ plans to sue Sheriff Joe over allegations of civil rights violations  (abc15.com) (552)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing "They got away with at least $4-thousand worth of high-end corsets, leather items, and expensive massage lubricants before sheriff's deputies could respond"  (940winz.com) (137)
(WCIV) Fail Sheriff's deputy charged with DUI loses control of both his car and bladder  (abcnews4.com) (51)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Sheriff opens special housing unit in his jail just for military veterans to ensure that they get the PTSD and other mental health treatment that they desperately need. Tag is for Sheriff and Veterans  (ledger-enquirer.com) (146)


Fri April 20, 2012
(NBC) Florida If you lost your human torso skeleton off the waters of Key West, the Monroe County Sheriff's Office is keeping it for you  (nbcchicago.com) (23)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Sheriff's Deputy files $50 million lawsuit after being dumb enough to believe the naked pictures her co-worker took of her were for catching pervs on the Internet  (wwnytv.com) (87)


Wed April 04, 2012
(USA Today) Dumbass Sheriff Arpaio rejects DOJ demand for monitor, claiming it is not within their authority to require he hire lizards  (content.usatoday.com) (154)
(Fox News) Followup How bad can meth and hookers mess you up? How about going from Sheriff of the Year to being locked up in the jail they named after you?  (foxnews.com) (52)


Sat March 31, 2012
(AZ Family) Interesting Sheriff Joe Arpaio makes the executive decision to allow actor Steven Seagal to patrol on deadly ground looking for drug smugglers who have put the Arizona desert under seige  (azfamily.com) (131)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Naples Daily News) Florida 71-year-old woman arrested for standing her ground, shooting at three intruders in her house who shot back, wounding her. Who cares if intruders were deputy sheriffs on a welfare check? It was self-defense  (naplesnews.com) (246)


Thu March 22, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Asinine Sheriff Joe to media: Where the hell are you going? I've got tons more on Obama, so you just get those damn cameras back here. Yeah, that's it. Look at me... look at me... Don't stop now, goddamit, I'm almost there  (wnd.com) (88)


Mon March 19, 2012
(AZCentral) Followup Looks like Sheriff Joe is going the full Orly on all this birth certificate stuff  (azcentral.com) (346)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Fox News) Asinine Former WV Sheriff & county clerk plead guilty to voter fraud. "We knew something was wrong, because the post office closes at 4:30 ... you don't go to the post office at 9 o'clock at night and find ballots"  (foxnews.com) (113)


Fri March 09, 2012
(WPTV) Florida "What an idiot," says sheriff after charging a guy with a felony for posting a photo of himself on Facebook holding a nameplate he stole from a judge's office. (w/ idiot's photo)  (wptv.com) (72)
(WorldNetDaily) Asinine Sheriff Arapio would like to prove that Obama was born in Kenya, but he can't because of missing records so that proves Obama's records are false or something  (wnd.com) (163)


Thu March 08, 2012
(AZCentral) Followup "The Sheriff's Office insists in court documents that the use of a tank, a bomb robot and 40 deputies was part of its normal course of duties" in arresting a man for owning chickens  (azcentral.com) (72)


Tue March 06, 2012
(610 WIOD) Followup Step 1: Move to America. Step 2: Have sex with gay sheriff running for Congress. Step 3: Profit  (610wiod.com) (89)


Thu March 01, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting Sheriff Joe discovers that the President of the United States is, in fact, black  (wnd.com) (511)
(ABC 4) Dumbass Utah sheriff performs illegal strip search of 17 year old girl, doesn't even call the next day  (abc4.com) (204)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing As we sit with bated breath to hear what Sheriff Joe "discovered" about Obama's birth certificate this afternoon, here's a list of six other bizarre publicity stunts Arpaio has pulled   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (262)


Thu February 23, 2012
(KPTV) Spiffy If you're looking to score a little ass tonight, the Deschutes County Sheriff's Office would like to talk to you  (kptv.com) (15)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Huffington Post) Silly Sheriff Joe Arpaio will release the findings of his investigation into Obama's birth certificate on March 1 during the season finale of Fox's So You Think You Can Derp  (huffingtonpost.com) (58)


Tue February 21, 2012
(CNN) Followup Outed Arizona sheriff says politics behind charges. That's not the only thing that's behind him, if'n ya know whut I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (220)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Not news: Sheriff knocks on door to canvas for voters. News: Sheriff finds marijuana grow house and busts occupants. Fark: One occupant says the sheriff has his vote on Election Day. With two of the happiest mugshots you'll ever see  (5newsonline.com) (88)


Sun February 12, 2012
(Denver Post) Scary Sheriffs threatening to arrest federal regulators. Another threatening to bring out his SWAT team to go up against a federal government SWAT team. Welcome to the Constitutional Sheriffs Convention  (denverpost.com) (259)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Sheriff Joe Arpaio's offices evacuated because something white and powdery was found there other than Sheriff Joe Arpaio  (news.yahoo.com) (70)

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