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159 headlines found matching 'sheriff'
Fri May 26, 2017
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You ever have that dream where you're naked at a storage facility, so you drive off in a truck, but it has a giant black and white statue of a swan in the back? That... that was just a dream, right?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When the lie about having a Canadian girlfriend goes too far
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer catches young girl stealing shoes for her 5 year old sister, but instead of arresting her he organizes donations for her impoverished family. Tag is for the officer
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for assaulting ex with pork fried rice. Apparently she hit him with a combination
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
PSA: Asking Sheriff David Clarke if he is Sheriff David Clarke will get you harassed from his officers, and could land you in jail, or knocked out. Oh yeah, you can also sue, provided he doesn't carry out his threat to disappear you forever
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Thu May 25, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Family claims that the severed animal heads found under a bin were part of a 'cleansing ritual' to cure a man of schizophrenia. At least, that's what the voices tell them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what's the buzz in this Virginia neighborhood? How about this father-son team moving 40,000 bees?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Montana Republican Congressional candidate who bodyslammed reporter today cited for "misdemeanor assault" by sheriff. A misdemeanor "citation" rather than a felony arrest? Sounds like the white decision was made here
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: 'I guess you're here about the opium,' should not be the first words out of your mouth when a sheriff knocks on your door
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dude tries to escape police by looking like a lady, but ends up looking like Steven Tyler instead
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Tue May 23, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
ICE uses a broken and out of date database to identify immigrants for deportation. Guess who doesn't have a problem with that system?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman, 43, arrested for "passionately kissing" 14-year-old. And she's not even a teacher (with mugshot)
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You are one wild and crazy guy if you get shot in the head with an arrow and are still able to drive yourself home six miles away
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Mon May 22, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cop assaults skins at Canadian party
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man arrested after driving drunk and crashing his car. Fark: Into the sheriff's brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
The war on drugs in a nutshell: "Bust of a Fresno smoke shop will help the Fresno County Sheriff's Office buy new helicopter"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
David Clarke will do the impossible: Make the Trump Administration even worse
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke Melania'd his master's thesis on homeland security
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Couple trying to conceive via artificial insemination kept matter private, even from family. That was until Pasco County Sheriff's Office posted on its social media page how they helped wife store sperm in dry ice thermos. Hilarity ensued
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke, up for deputy Homeland Security job, has uniform festooned with BS medals and decorations. "You see all that sh*t pinned all over his dress uniform jacket? That's not supposed to be there"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops in bus station: Get out of that seat. Old lady: Can I have my cane, so I can stand? Cops: After you get up. Old lady: I can't stand without my cane. Cops: STOP RESISTING ME
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Fri May 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is one gator who won't be seeing you later
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The controversial Milwaukee County sheriff, David Clarke, who has compared Black Lives Matter to the Ku Klux Klan, has said he is joining the Trump administration because of course he is
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Nude squatter, meet Deputy Wang
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Wed May 17, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man gropes woman in Chantilly area. That's getting kind of personal
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man repeatedly dials 911 demanding to be taken to his wife, who is Taylor Swift
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
'Drug-laced Sweet Tarts'
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
Weeners
 
Woman yells at husband for watching Internet porn, so he does the only logical thing and threatens to blow his penis off with his gun. Shots fired
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(KTVL Medford)
 
 
 
Woman hits husband with bamboo stick, Her bail is set at; A. own recognisance, B. $1000, C. $275,000,000?
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Sun May 14, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Corrupt police chief actually held accountable and sentenced to 3 years in prison for obstructing the FBI. Pigs seen flying in LA
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman woken by sound of her car horn honking, surprised to discover 200-pound black bear inside. Officer recommends to "always lock your car doors", bears repeating
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto V: Possession with intent to distribute edition
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal plans to run for Sheriff. Prior Experience: "continued to serve law enforcement by buying a Krispy Kreme in downtown Atlanta to save it from closing"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops find driver crying because he doesn't want to go to jail. Fark: Driver is 8 years old and sitting in drunk Mom's lap
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most police departments have no interest in training officers to deescalate. "[You] are "dealing with individuals who are motivated to kill in a way that we have never seen before"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If you have lost your pet zebra, Hillsborough County Sheriff Department knows where it is and want you to call them
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Some Detainee)
 
 
 
Tennessee shuts down Scientology psychiatric centers after determining they were keeping people against their will. Scientology trifecta now in play
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for waving about his guns and quoting Denzel Washington's character in the film "Training Day"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man enters home, discharges fire extinquisher, prays with resident. Wait, what?
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man in just boxer shorts crashes into police cruiser, gets out and dances in street. Ta Da
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
"Whenever I break into a neighbor's home, my tastes are simple: a slug of moonshine, a cheese sandwich, and a pickle"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
No, you can't use your cell phone as your scooter's headlight because there's no app for that
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton caught driving drunk in Pennsylvania. I don't know about you guys, but I think we really dodged a bullet in the election
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Tue May 02, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Officer: My shooting of an unarmed black teenager was justified because the car he was in was backing toward me aggressively. Chief: What about this video? Officer: F*ck
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
For some reason, deputy is offended to be referred to as "Captain Boobs" at work
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
First he stole her heart. Then he stole her gaming consoles
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course Trump wants David Clarke at Homeland Security
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Loose llama on the lam lassoed
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Thu April 27, 2017
(KRGV Rio Grande)
 
 
 
Farmer loses $25,000 worth of grass after rednecks go mudding on his property. No, not weed - actual grass
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Old, Skidoo: Spiking the punch at parties. New, Extreme: Spiking the guest at a party with a fatal punch
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Tue April 25, 2017
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Wife's Fitbit logs steps after husband says she died
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Mon April 24, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mrs. Orange County, why don't you have a seat over there
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Erin Moran succumbed to complications from stage 4 cancer
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: if your doctor performs his liposuction procedures in a barn, you may want to postpone your appointment
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Thu April 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bills player suddenly realizes he plays for the Bills
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Crazy criminals are appreciated, stupid criminals are appreciated. We recommend that if you are wanted, to post on Facebook or Instagram, and let us know where you are"
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Wed April 19, 2017
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
The suspect was taken into custody without incident - He was too exhausted to resist
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit crashing into airport fences with Air Force One nearby
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Mon April 17, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
So many bodies were piling up at the LA County coroner's office that they had to start outsourcing some of the work. Bottom line, don't die in the City of Angels
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Sun April 16, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If your county sheriff can withdraw $160K from the jail's food account and invest it into a used car lot without winding up taking all her own meals at jail's dining facility, you might be living in Alabama
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Sat April 15, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Man celebrating his release from prison earlier in the day shot and killed at his own party
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
The cannon only shot about 3 feet, so the obvious answer is to double the amount of gun powder right? WRONG
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin nutjob who robbed a gun store and then sent Trump a 192-page "manifesto" studded with threats of violence and anti-government rhetoric, has been safely apprehended by police before Trump could offer him a cabinet position
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Thu April 13, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A totally badass horse just attacked an alligator. Of course, it happened in Florida
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police seeking suspect who shot at locks inside store. To steal high-end electronics. At Walmart
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama Senate advances vote to pave way for sharia law
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Tue April 11, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
WANTED TO BUY: Human skin. Paying $400. Really
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Mon April 10, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man arrested over crime spree that involved homemade explosives, robbery, wanton drug use, burning cars, cartons of melted ice cream, and a stolen ATM. Florida man seen nodding in respect
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff posts video taunting heroin dealers, while flanked by four guys who'd be straight out of an ISIS execution video if it weren't for the words 'Sheriff' on them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed Texas deputy is found to have committed suicide by shooting himself fifteen times in the head
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Online dating site matches people by their credit scores. Apparently so people with a score of 400 know that their first date will be taking the bus to McDonald's and then walking to the dollar store
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
" . . . He was scared because this was the first time he was shot" Because after a half-dozen times or so, I guess you get used to it
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Sun April 09, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Interacting with the L.A. County Sheriff's Department is now the easiest, albeit sometimes painful, method to become a millionaire
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Sat April 08, 2017
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a missing person. Then things get weird
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"The sheriff also said he doesn't think the release of images gathered by police promotes accountability. He said it's not the job of journalists to look for wrongdoing by police"
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Thu April 06, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Headless body found in Snake River postively identified as Potlatch, ID, man missing since 2008
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Man startled awake by his dog, accidentally knocks gun to the ground, gets shot in thigh. Ta-da
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
A woman taking a selfie falls off a 730 foot tall bridge but only makes it 60 feet. 1. What fraction of the total distance did she fall? 2. What are the odds that the picture came out blurry and she'll have to take it again?
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Fresno Police say they have leads on the identity of 'mermaid' found with webbed toes. In other news, Atlantis may actually be near America's Raisin Capital
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Pima County Sheriff's department needs help with the design of their new cruisers. Surely we can come up with some winning designs. Fark Photoshoppers...start your engines
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lawyer finally finds a client he cannot defend ethically - Sheriff Joe. Bonus: just weeks before trial set to start
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
And we have another nominee for the most Florida story ever on our hands
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Oh I'm sorry, I can't find a burglar in the shower, go to my other house, grab a gun, return, and shoot the burglar dead? I thought this was America
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man saves his fiancé from being abducted by two men outside their home by shooting at them. Guess who gets arrested?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
If you shoot at a drone in Connecticut, it might just shoot back
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Donna Betts, wife of founding Allman Brothers member, Dickie Betts, arrested on 18 counts of aggravated assault after pointing rifle at over 100 people from her dock
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an ice cream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Auschwitz survivor tells US immigration officials that history is 'not on their side.' So ya know, we've got that going for us
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Tue March 28, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Is that a gun in your rectum, or are you just happy to see me?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Pistol permitting isn't about safety, it's about cash
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Two NFL players arrested, one tasered for "interference." Here are their mugshots
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
When stealing guns, a PlayStation, cash and other items from a home you might want to take a second to make sure you are taking everything that you came in with. Unless, of course you want to play Cinderella with the police
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(KIVI Boise)
 
 
 
Woman blames Bigfoot for car crash, with helpful pic of what Bigfoot might look like
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Fri March 24, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dog saved from an abusive owner takes time out of licking her own ass to save a toddler's life
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Thu March 23, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
First responders: When responding to report of elderly man wandering neighborhood shirtless, carrying catheter bag, take him to hospital. Don't just call him a cab, send him to wrong address 40 miles away
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Drug paraphernalia ✓ Meth ✓ Xanax ✓ Hydrocodone ✓ Being sold at a gas station ✓ Or as they call that in Arkansas just another day ending with the letter Y
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Sheriff is looking for a needle in a crate of needles
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Air Force man AWOL for forty years finally found living under a false name. On the bright side, think of all the back pay he's owed
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(Time)
 
 
 
Wyclef Jean angered LA police didn't recognize him and treated him like a non-celebrity
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
The kid who crashed his mom's Charger near Mar-a-Lago is same kid who called CNN, pretended to be refugee
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: "And here we have an excellent specimen of Florida man, in his natural environment of the glare of television cameras, police sirens, and handcuffs"
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
After family dog is killed, an Idaho Sheriff asks the USDA to stop planting cyanide bombs across the county. In other news the USDA is planting cyanide bombs
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(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
It bears repeating: If you insist on going to an unlicensed, trans-gender person's home to receive silicone injections, don't expect medical-grade silicone to be used
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In adult movies when your wife recently discovers that she's gay, things get kinky. In real life, bleach gets thrown in your face
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're 19 and hauling 30 cases of beer for spring break, don't drive 90 mph on the interstate
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Seriously, this gigantic chicken is scaring the hell out of people on the internet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's math word problem: Your middle school teacher has 61 kilos of cocaine, 1 kilo of heroin, and a stash of weapons in her home. How many years will she serve? Please show your work (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Lots of holes in story of deputy shot in fight over doughnuts
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Thu March 16, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hey man, if you wanna buy some drugs, meet us in the Sheriff's Dept parking lot. We'll be between the Warden's truck and the cop fueling up his patrol car
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another day, another dumbass fake cop trying to pull over a real cop
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Tue March 14, 2017
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
This sheriff gives a spin on crime-fighting with 'Wheel of Fugitives' videos to catch their most wanted and it seems to be working
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Mon March 13, 2017
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Arizona citizens: you voted out Sheriff Joe last November, but you will be paying approximately $108 MEEEELLIONNNNN dollars this year to pay for his legal fees / lawsuit settlements
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Sun March 12, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What is the purpose of owning a gun if you cannot use it to defend your right not to be ejected for the second time from the same bar in one night for being drunk? I thought this was America
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida man is at it again. This time burning down a Qwik-E-Mart that he thought was owned by Muslims because it didn't have orange grapefruit juice
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Thu March 09, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Transplant discovers new home's pool attracts more than just neighborhood kids, uninvited skinny dippers. "I'm not from Florida so I'm not used to alligators"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Who would steal a car with nine parrots in the back seat? Florida Man, that's who
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police baffled as to why someone would leave a five-foot dead shark in a shopping cart at a Walmart
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
Video
 
Police tell Uber driver it's illegal to film them while he is pulled over. Man happens to be attorney making a few extra bucks. Then things get all ACLU-y (with video of entire traffic stop)
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Tue March 07, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Ex-con behind controversial Nashville Bike Week dodges warrant, addresses accusations on rambling Facebook Live where he quotes Trump, threatens critics' credit scores & references NASCAR fraud, angry Loretta Lynn AND Gene Simmons
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma sheriff charged with corruption definitely looks the part
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Florida man learns why Coloradans don't ride their motorcycles this time of year
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The Randolph County (Indiana) Sheriff's department would like to reassure you that there is absolutely NO zombie outbreak happening right now. None. Not at all. Nothing to see here, move along
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Tue February 28, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Your favorite misheard song lyric, aka 'mondegreen', ie; 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy', 'Sheriff don't like it, rob the cashpot Rob the cashpot', 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza', etc
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Autopsy being performed to identify the exact cause of death for man who was run over by bulldozer. I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing 'bulldozer'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man captured at Port Authority after carrying a gun and 106 rounds of hollow-point bullets
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Mon February 27, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Re-trial of former L.A. County Sheriff on corruption charges begins even though he's in the early stages of Alzheimer's. Lawyer advises him to answer every question with "I can't recall"
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Sun February 26, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff has no leads in theft of six light sabers. Robbery division still working case involving stolen plans for some 'Death Star'
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Cop mistakenly thinks he turned off his body cam before telling partner he's about to manufacture evidence. Tag is for the other cop backing up his buddy's lies
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Sat February 25, 2017
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Among the injuried in January's Ft. Lauderdale airport shooting: an escaping woman that jumped into the back of a police van and was promptly mauled by a K-9
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Working on impressing the scouts of the Bengals...one drawback, does not have break-away speed
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The State)
 
 
 
If you don't want to end up smothered & covered, don't try to breakup a Waffle House fight @ 2:30 AM
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Newly elected Latino democratic sheriff informs the federal government that their deputies will no longer serve as deputies for ICE
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich lectures sheriff on living in a fact-free world, making up statistics about immigrant crimes
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Guy arrested after smashing his car onto the patio of KISS's newest restaurant in Cucamonga. Yes, cops suspect cold gin: "most nights the patio is filled with people sitting around the fire pits"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
This week in the normally funny Forest Grove Police log: "In all, officers responded to nine calls involving people suffering mental health issues this date alone"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After being missing for two months, 26-year-old man found 100 yards from his home
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Mon February 20, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Not News: Sheriff obeys Constitutional law. News: Immigration law. Fark: In Arizona. ÜberFark: Sheriff is Joe Arpaio's replacement
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Free, sitting at curb: Living room chair. Molded into the shape of the 550--pound woman who sat in it for nine months without moving. Needs a little cleaning; HazMat suits recommended when you pick up
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Sun February 19, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Student confesses to throwing object at motorcade
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Fri February 17, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Cop told to 'tone down gayness' for promotion
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Who head butts their 70-year-old mother twice? Honestly
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Tue February 14, 2017
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
When leading police on a 100mph freeway chase, don't let the little things break your concentration. Like rolling your car for instance
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Mon February 13, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Thousand-pound concrete chicken missing from property in Taylorsville, NC. Authorities suspect fowl play
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Cucamonga deputies take the gloves off on the worst scum on our streets...weekend Nature Preserve hikers
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Sat February 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump: The wall will cost $10 billion. House GOP: Um, maybe more like $15 billion. DHS: Guys, make that $22 billion, and that doesn't cover the part that goes through the mountains
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Thu February 09, 2017
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
PA governor thinks that state residents should pay for state police; is completely unaware of how state taxes work; really, really overestimates what residents think of the state police
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Come after me you fascist loofa-faced shiatgibbon
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas...unless you are President Trump and threaten to cut our federal funding. Then we are eager to roll over and be your ever obedient biatch
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Tue February 07, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Man starts fire, threatens to burn down house, flees, crashes, flees again, the beat goes on
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a Senator that has the gall to uphold the Constitution. "Who is that state senator? I want to hear his name. We'll destroy his career," Trump said, prompting laughter
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Mon February 06, 2017
(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump protestors in New Haven show their class by blocking an ambulance from getting to the hospital
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Sat February 04, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"This is Walmart. We don't take kindly to diaper thieves around here." *BANG*
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Thu February 02, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
List of things former Seahawks kicker Josh Brown hasn't hit: his wife, Super Bowl field goals
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Randy Christian probes corpse found by squirrel hunter
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Tue January 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada begins their invasion of US, one moose at a time
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A sheriff's deputy decides to use a force machine in a high school robotics class to test the trigger pull on a couple of his handguns. The Dumbass tag gives you a hint on what happened next
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The brutal murder of Bill Medley's ex-wife was a 40-year unsolved case until now. Righteous
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Driving while drunk can be very dangerous. For one thing, the county deputy who pulls you over might rob you
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