Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
14 headlines found matching 'sheet'
Sat February 18, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NFL)
 
 
 
King Dunlap arrested for violating a protective order. Because if there's something that makes you feel safe from a 6'9" 331-lb angry man, it's a sheet of paper
source: nfl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon February 13, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Trial starts for woman who chainsawed lover to death during sex, having apparently read a misprint of "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way"
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri February 10, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Smash Mouth wanted to ruin your weekend so they released All Star's original handwritten lyrics
source: radio1023.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed January 25, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Jane in talks to join the Predator reboot
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon January 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One reason we don't have better data on how fast Arctic ice is melting is that scientists who go there to check get eaten alive by polar bears, if the mosquitoes don't eat them alive first: "My face looks like a sheet of bubble wrap"
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue January 10, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Frozen waterfalls look pretty from up close, until the 20ft long icicles start falling on you
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Intrepid explorer takes nine straight hours to get to the bottom of an Excel spreadsheet
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue January 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran decides we didn't suffer enough in 2016
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 19, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man attempts to dual-wield while robbing an Uber car. Driver teaches him why that only works in movies, presumably after delivering a clever one-liner
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 05, 2016
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Automation and A.I. will render humans irrelevant in the workplace soon, according to CEOs whose only skill in life is to buy robots capable of kissing their ass and printing TPS cover sheets
source: betanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 22, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Angela Bassett will portray the Queen Mother in Marvel's Black Panther
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 17, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dog saves 5-year-old with Down syndrome who was trapped in a clothes dryer. Your dog wants Bounce dryer sheets
source: wtvr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 28, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
But at least you'll have a couple sheets of tin welded to an old truck to protect you from the homemade mortar shells built from old propane tanks
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 27, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
On the campaign trail with former KKK leader David Duke:"When I'm speaking in front of a large crowd I imagine them wearing bed sheets. That usually helps with my stage fright"
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 14 of about 847 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report