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67 headlines found matching 'serious'
Tue December 16, 2014
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Seriously who among us hasn't been driven insane by the Salvation Army bell ringers by now? However, mowing one down with your car does seem a tad harsh
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"A serious breakdown of the numbers renders all of those comparisons silly - the better player is Jordan, in a landslide"
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(78)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Witness #40" whose "eyewitness" testimony was instrumental in clearing officer Darren Wilson is convicted felon with memory problems and brain damage who posted some seriously racist stuff to FB about Brown before "remembering" she saw the shooting
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(264)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers deal serious blow to their draft lottery chances
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(26)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's apology "should warn us about the dangers of having serious legal issues dealt with by institutions with no qualifications for that role." And Thomas Sewell would know - after all, he's an economist
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(82)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face. No, seriously, I was shocked and now my face is like this
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(142)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Phoenix rises from the ashes, no, seriously, it actually happened
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(13)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor wants supporters of same sex marriage live in houses with bad plumbing. No, seriously
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(90)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: Seriously, the US is just like Nazi Germany now, everyone is too afraid to speak out against Obama without being killed
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(193)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson Police Department may charge Michael Brown's stepfather with "attempting to incite a riot" which is a serious crime unlike actually killing somebody
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(652)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks' running back Marshawn Lynch is reportedly seriously considering switching from "beast mode" at the end of the season to "AARP mode"
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(95)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Artist arranges 66,000 coffee cups to create the largest water mosaic in the world, and it's seriously cool
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(17)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz "I don't think I'm all that conservative." No, really. He's serious. STOP LAUGHING
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(159)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
THIS is what they meant when they said 'serious economic effects' of EU's Russia sanctions: Putin's banker and his English lover "surviving" on £10,000 a week after asset freeze
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(26)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
You, your wife, and your mistress are seriously worried about the overpopulation of the earth, coincidentally you are all also very hungry for delicious empadas. If only there was some way to tackle both of these vexing problems at the same time
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(57)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
FSU agrees to move Jameis Winston's hearing to December, 1st. Coincidentally two days after the FSU regular season ends. No seriously, it's just a coincidence. STOP LAUGHING
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(63)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seriously, AV Club? You have to go all hipster and prattle on about an obscure album we've probably never heard about...from Sesame Street?
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(20)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
If your doctor refers to you as a SHPOS, you've got some serious problems
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(107)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you were busted moving large amounts of heroin in the DC area recently the FBI would like a word with you...and it's all good, seriously, no seriously, it's all good
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(47)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Why so serious, Jared Leto?
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(29)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why the GOP won't touch Obamacare" Those 50+ attempts weren't serious and you're an idiot for believing we were. Hahahaha, trolled you
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(34)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Court says McDonald's can be sued after a customer suffered serious burns from a spilled hot drink. This is not a repeat from 1994
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(262)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham (R-eally bad at humor) explains that "helping white males" comment was a joke. Why you always so serious?
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(90)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Finally, an article that pinpoints the five things wrong with MLB, offering logical, realistic solutions. Yes, it's a slideshow, but if you seriously follow baseball, it's worth checking out
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(158)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
That "Satanist" who destroyed the 10 commandments statue in OKC? According to his mom he's actually a devout Christian with serious anger management issues. I guess the one about "graven images" really set him off
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(129)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Teamrock Metal Hammer)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Decapitated escape serious bus crash"
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(8)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Lead poisoning becomes serious health threat at shooting ranges...and not just the "spontaneous and local" kind
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(83)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fannie/Freddie move to all but get rid of that pesky downpayment thing. Brilliant. I mean seriously. What could possibly go wrong? Why hasn't someone thought of this earlier?
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(154)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Letterman's cue card guy fired for assaulting bossy staff writer. Cue cards: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(40)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Citizen pulls over police in unmarked car and lays down the law. No, seriously... stop laughing. Cop finally listens, too
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(25)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(The Daily News - Longview)
 
 
 
Don't feed the bears. Seriously. You could be fined $500
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(30)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Why Madeleine Albright is on a Wheaties box." No, seriously. WHY is Madeleine Albright on a Wheaties box?
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(54)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Cold fusion discovered. No, seriously. C'mon, it's not like people would just lie about this sort of thing
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(105)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL finally cracking down on serious violations by players. To wit: Colin Kapernick was just fined $10K for using the wrong brand of headphones
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(76)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
You know a political race for a seat in the House is getting serious when the Republicans air an ad that includes an ISIS beheading clip
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(41)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man discovers that poking someone on Facebook is serious business
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(39)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The largest comeback by a road team in NFL history was today, by the ... lemme see, I had it right here ... the Browns?? Seriously? That can't be right
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(69)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
CBS TV ratings outstanding for Thursday Night Football crapfests, which outrate Stanley Cup, World Series, and all but one NBA Finals game. "Apparently, we are a nation of people with serious gambling problems and strange fantasy football addictions"
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(37)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will this year's Heisman hopefuls please step forward. Not so fast, Taysom Hill. Seriously, you probably shouldn't put weight on that
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(8)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miguel Cabrera today: HaHaHaHaHa.....I was just kidding. Seriously, give me my farking money
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(26)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former CNN anchor Piers Morgan moves up the corporate ladder with a real gig at MailOnline, will now be taken seriously
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Sun September 28, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
But seriously, who the fark takes an 11-year-old to a night club at 1am
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Sat September 27, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man charged with carrying a concealed weapon months after man filed a federal lawsuit over his original arrest in the matter. City attorney swears that the charges were in no way retaliation for the lawsuit. Seriously guys, they are unrelated
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Thu September 25, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope "getting serious" about Church sexual abuse, presumably after "jokingly self-deprecating" didn't pan out
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Sat September 20, 2014
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Brothers fight each other with sticks over stolen okra, landing them in deep gumbo. Okra, serious business
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Wed September 17, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
From the "Seriously, what the fark is wrong with people?" File: women increasingly undergoing plastic surgery to remove their "boot bulge" which is basically any suggestion that the human calf is rounded in any way
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(135)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Somebody seriously needs to stage an intervention for Neil deGrasse Tyson. He just keeps making stuff up
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(451)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts from Neil Cavuto: Kirk Cousins played really good after RGIII got hurt, therefore Hillary won't be president. Seriously
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(73)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This was a vehicle owned by the National Crime Agency, the so-called 'British FBI,' put in place to fight the likes of terrorists and serious, serious gangsters - and yet they don't seem to have grasped the basics of crime prevention"
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(31)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Four Crimean combat dolphins with possible kamikaze training have been relocated to therapy centers to treat serious children's diseases as "cerebral palsy, mental disorders and psychological stress"
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(48)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Annoyed by Twitter leak, Zack Synder releases photo of the "real" Batmobile. B-man is packing serious heat these days
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(107)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers staying away, thanks to Chinese food scandals relating to aged McNuggets. "I don't care if I eat (expired meat), but those with smaller bodies could be seriously affected"
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(6)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to land a plane in an emergency. Surely you can't be serious
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(28)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you live in Atlanta and are anywhere close to the CDC Medical Center, you might want to seriously start considering moving somewhere safer. Like Detroit
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(118)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ruben Navarrette: I know what will get immigration reform done - elect the GOP. Hey, stop laughing, I'm being serious here you know
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(77)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The two squared off in the parking lot with their respective weapons." Bottle returns: serious business
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(16)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Peter Cushing in all his British glory. Giant fake monsters. Wild sci fi sets. A character named "Jubal the Ugly One". A partridge in a pair tree. Seriously just click the link already
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(19)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Serious Cena continue to Serious? Is Roman Reigns going to continue playing with cinder blocks like he's Mistake Worrell? Are Stock and Aftermarket Bella going to kiss and make up and maybe have a tickle fight on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(1091)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who says that Obama is going to George Clooney's Italian wedding. I guess it's pretty serious
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(39)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jake 'The Snake' Roberts hospitalized with double pneumonia. No, seriously. That isn't just a codeword for "crack overdose"
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(31)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Is Governor Rick Perry the Miley Cyrus of the GOP? No, seriously, this guy is asking. Fark needs a "wut" tag
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(33)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl shot in back with arrow, removes it herself and suffers no serious injuries. Father, wearing horn-rimmed glasses, has no comment
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(93)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(US News)
 
 
 
FCC is taking seriously the overwhelming number of f*cks that were given about net neutrality
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(104)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Warner reportedly has a "no jokes" policy for DC Comics movies. Why so serious?
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(170)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RUSSIAN SOLDIER: "No, seriously, this is all just a big mistake. I totally meant to go left at Albuquerque"
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(47)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you wanna crown their ass, go ahead and crown them. They are who we thought they were. No seriously, the Seattle Seahawks are better than last year and it doesn't take a regular season game to prove it
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(82)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Boy makes audio recording of his teacher calling him a bastard. Judge rules that this is a serious violation of civil rights. Fark: the teacher's rights
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(107)
 

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