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83 headlines found matching 'serious'
Sat July 12, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Latest cybersecurity bill: poses serious threats to our privacy...yep. Gives the government extraordinary powers to silence potential whistleblowers,... oh hell yeah. Exempts from transparency laws..... stop, drop and roll baby, it's in there
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: "I can beat Hilary Clinton." Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Terrorists in Iraq have chemical weapons, according to--wait, no, come back, I'm serious this time
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Man from New Hampshire goes to Kansas, manages to make it onto Fark with a seriously impressive police chase. Fark judges give this one a 9.7
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(61)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Body language faux pas in business: Urinating on the person's desk to mark your territory like an Alpha wolf is suspiciously absent. Seriously, who writes this crap?
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican governor of Maine met with a domestic terrorist movement to discuss hanging his political rivals for treason. No, seriously
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(54)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith: "I feel good about our team making a Super Bowl run". Everyone Else: Oh wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder
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(58)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Staggeringly hot, dresses like a '50s model, bakes some seriously freaky-ass pies - I think we've found Fark's perfect woman
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Thu July 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scholar alleges Declaration of Independence has punctuation error that causes routine but serious misunderstanding of document. If you thought Jefferson simply wrote all men have right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, you're wrong. Period
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(113)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Airplane!" turns 34. Surely you can't be serious
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(183)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
UFC Fight clips with commentary is the funniest thing on the internet. Seriously
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(46)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
NASA chief visiting California rocket factory today in theatrical bit about how the US is supposedly serious about sending people to space again
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(60)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has serious money problems. Like most Americans, she has too much of it
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(92)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Sonic gets serious about competing with McDonald's and Burger King
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(124)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You cannot be serious
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(8)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Supreme Court justice caught 69ing. Yes, seriously
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(54)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teachers will be protesting Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's meddling in their business. You know they're serious because they're doing it during summer vacation
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(137)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Catholic church realizes that no one takes their teachings on sex seriously, despite priests being such positive role models
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(67)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP divided on Export-Import bank. Seriously? This is what they first get divided over post-Cantor?
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(71)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Endless looping math gifs are seriously trippy
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(35)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Some Daily Planet)
 
 
 
Bemused newspaper dutifully reports on the rise of a new crimefighter in Gays Mills, Wisconsin. Someone took their Champions character a little too seriously
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(36)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, competitive fishing is serious business, as evidenced by this man who used bleach to kill off $20,000 worth of his competitor's bait fish
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A sample of entries in the National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest 2014. And yeah, there are some seriously awesome pictures here
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(48)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Yo' cousin's so fat he stores all of his marijuana in his stomach fat rolls. No, seriously
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(36)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns not only used to be good, but they were a dynasty, and virtually revolutionized the sport. Seriously. Quit laughing
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(32)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"False flag attacks by the US government to take your guns away are getting so numerous and so easy to spot, you have to wonder why they keep trying. Seriously, it didn't work the first 100 times. The Masonic International Bankers should stop trying"
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(73)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In his book, "The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark," Carl Sagan outlined three paranormal claims that deserve serious investigation. This video is an example of the third
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Sat June 07, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Hey kids in Seattle, why don't you go play in the streets? No, seriously. Go play in the streets
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(36)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The TEA party has declared another RINO hunt, backing an upstart challenger running in the GOP primary to unseat that wishy-washy, secret liberal icon of the GOP establishment: Eric Cantor. Yes, seriously
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Distractify)
 
 
 
You know when I first clicked on this link I was like "*sigh* here we go" but you know what? There are some positively awesome pictures in this collection. Seriously. Check it out
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(58)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The latest addition to "No seriously. This isn't an Onion article": Hurricanes With Female Names Kill More People, Study Claims
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(46)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Forget Nutella: There's a new spread in town made of crushed caramel biscuits and it's being described as "crack in a jar' by users. "'Seriously guys, it's made out of cookies. Can you believe we used to eat peanut butter?'" (pic)
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Sun June 01, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter "troll" hit with restraining order by judge, who says the man will be arrested if he makes contact with the members of Coldplay or Rachel Riley. The Internet: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(18)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
That wasn't really the Montgomery Police Chief you saw fleeing an accident scene before getting into another accident just minutes later. It was his evil twin brother. Seriously
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(15)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez would kill to have some money to pay for his lawyers. No seriously he'd do it. Allegedly of course
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(18)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Racism hits new low as Norwegians called the "Canadians of the Nordics" by Swedes. "Because of their cute accent, I can't take Norwegians seriously. They might be really, really angry, but because of their accent it's amusing just to listen to them"
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Sat May 24, 2014
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Japan declares new national holiday in latest attempt to prevent Japanese employees from working themselves to death. Seriously
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Thu May 22, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa (R-eally?) says newly released White House e-mails include damning email evidence. The evidence? That the White House contacted Youtube about the video that the White House thought had started the protests. Seriously
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
The House Science committee does not devote it time to myths like global warming. Instead it involves itself with serious subject such as how to get more of its members guest spots on Ancient Aliens. Note that I said "more"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Feng Shui: serious business
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(49)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Steve Carell is Oscar bait with his new Cannes movie. Dwight Schrute seen practicing his serious face
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Mon May 19, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In today's "You serious? Let me laugh even harder" moment: Dallas Cowboys cornerback Brandon Carr says he is "trying to take over the league"
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Sun May 18, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
More people suffer serious head injuries in car accidents than in bike accidents. So why do all the mandatory helmet laws only target bicyclists?
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(169)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
STFU Jason Whitlock. I know you're tired of hearing that, and we all wonder why you're given an audience, but, seriously, STFU
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elevator Boogaloo 2: Shiat Just Got Serious. Solange deletes Beyoncé pics from Instagram
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(21)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Big Brother's Big Brother" I heard this from Big Brother's little sister's cousin's once removed aunt's half brother's step grandmother's great niece who saw him watch Big Brother at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious
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(4)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Food waste called "a serious problem" in Canada as nation throws out a shocking amount of still edible ketchup chips, Coffee Crisps, double-doubles, beaver tails, poutine and seal flipper pie
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(54)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
As HBO is starting to acknowledge the reality that the Game of Thrones show will almost certainly have to move past the books in terms of plotting, here are 5 serious options they can consider
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(118)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News' Dana Perino thinks the nation's meteorologists need to ask Obama about Benghazi. Seriously, she said that
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(221)
 
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Energy company says oil spills are good for the economy because they create jobs. No, seriously, they said that
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(37)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
An airplane armrest built for two? Surely you can't be serious
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(31)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman attaches GoPro camera to her head, goes for a jog, then something magical happens (technically safe for work for offices that aren't seriously uptight)
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(69)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Seriously, who spray-paints graffiti on a dead whale?
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(107)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You might be taking your fingernails too seriously if you start gluing dried flowers, rhinestones, LED lights, and crushed seashells to them
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(43)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How serious is Oklahoma about executions? As serious as a heart attack
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(315)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama draws red line regarding North Korean nuclear test during his South Korea visit. This time he's serious. Seriously. No, really, stop laughing
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(48)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: "I'm seriously thinking about getting my ass handed to me by a Clinton, just like dear old dad. Now give me money"
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ongoing search for the missing Malaysian airliner has revealed a serious hurdle for China's plans to become the dominant naval power in the Pacific: Navies need friendly ports to resupply in and most of China's neighbors don't like China much
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(44)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Building a stick fort in the woods is anti-social behavior, and police take that very seriously
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(122)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Some of the best costumes from Wondercon, which continues the trend of cosplayers having serious illusions about their ability to fit into tight costumes
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
William Shatner hops inside a time-traveling robot to kill Shakespeare. No, really. Stop laughing, he's serious
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(6)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
New study reveals when men become grumpy -- our money was on "whenever they start seriously wondering if Cialis is right for them"
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(33)
 
(Purple Clover)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr jumps onstage at Stings 60th birthday party and sings Sting's stuff better than he does. No, seriously, he blows Sting off the stage. (w/video)
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(114)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
The Red Moon should be taken as a sign from God that Obama should stop with the executive orders. Seriously. Why is everyone laughing?
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(115)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's a blood moon tonight. What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? Seriously, I have no farking idea here
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(380)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
"When police searched his car, they found condoms, the loaded handgun and a shovel and duct tape inside." Apparently those Bingo games get pretty serious
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(31)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Researchers discover the secret behind procrastination, announce a press conference for seriously right after they finish washing the dishes and vacuuming behind the couch
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(4)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Federal investigation of huge numbers of police shooting people finds that huge numbers of people were being shot by police, and someone is going to take this seriously
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(25)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A Sahara dust storm prompts serious health warning for asthmatics, which raises the question: WHY THE HELL ARE THERE ASTHMATICS WALKING IN THE DESERT?
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(32)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Gwyneth...seriously, you did not say that, right?
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(123)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga is 28 today. Like her or hate her she's still got some serious pipes
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(55)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
MSNBC in serious financial trouble after findings that "b-b-b-b-b-b-butBush" has a limited shelf life as a programming model
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(91)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
"There was more than one egg thrown, which is against the law obviously to assault anybody with an egg, let alone a parking enforcement officer, You're assaulting someone who has a badge. We take that very seriously"
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(65)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
America, now's the time to step up to the breakfast plate and save our British brothers. Because it's about bacon, it's serious business and a virus is involved. Oh wait, we're spreading it
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(80)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois State Representative Keith Farnham (D - umbass) wins primary, resigns "for serious health issues" Fark: His computers, even from work, are seized in kiddie porn investigation
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(125)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Pacific News Center)
 
 
 
Invasive species are causing the collapse of Guam's ecology. This is some serious Jared Diamond type shiat
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(14)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol: It's time to get the country to rally around war again, and the country is ready. Seriously, have I ever been wrong?
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(279)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
It is time to take Rand Paul seriously. Why are you laughing? Stop that
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(179)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Friends and associates of Colts owner Jim Irsay say he has been battling a serious drug problem for many years now, which should have been obvious to anyone after he decided not to re-sign Peyton Manning
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(47)
 
(Fox Soccer)
 
 
 
Sometimes sportsmanship is seriously lacking and then there are times like this
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(15)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Does anyone really care about The Donald anymore? Certainly no one can take him seriously anymore, can they?
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(53)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
Theme: Surely you can't be serious
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(23)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Serious Scrabble players loathe the idea of commoners adding "fake" words into their precious Scrabble dictionaries. Shame they hate such a cromulent idea
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(46)
 

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