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Headlines matching 'senator'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Some Cato and Nash) Stupid Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act of 2012. SOPA's nosy little brother. Brought to you by Senator Harry Reid (D)ammit, we done told you once  (cato-at-liberty.org) (111)
(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (148)
(Reading Eagle) Dumbass Former PA State Senator compares driver's licenses to slavery, immediately jumps to third in GOP primary  (readingeagle.com) (39)
(Think Progress) Amusing Senator Constance Johnson (D-iddle) attaches anti-masturbation amendment to personhood bill in Oklahoma. At least someone is thinking about the kittens  (thinkprogress.org) (152)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Someone at The American Spectator has finally started asking the right questions  (spectator.org) (81)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Gothamist) Spiffy Chuck Schumer wins his Super Bowl bet with Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) who will be buying six NY craft beers; the always-cagey Schumer knew that bets involving alcohol with Massachusetts senators often go badly  (gothamist.com) (31)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Kirk's condition upgraded. Can now beep once for yes, twice for no  (chicagotribune.com) (33)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Republicans set to keep farking that Medicare chicken  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (117)
(Washington Times) Unlikely Santorum surge warnings posted in Colorado and Minnesota  (washingtontimes.com) (21)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Last week: Tennessee state senator claims that AIDS was the result of one guy who had sex with a monkey and then had sex with other guys. Let's run it through PolitiFact's Truth-o-Meter and...uh oh, call the fire department  (politifact.com) (214)
(CTV) Interesting Canadian Senator wants to give prisoners the option of being in the loop  (ctv.ca) (143)
(WAAY TV) Spiffy 'Liberal' leaning Fark gets mentioned in a WAAY TV story about Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill and his controversial statements  (waaytv.com) (37)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Senators swarm to bill banning insider trading and play "Who's more ethical?"  (washingtonpost.com) (104)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill: "If you double a teacher's pay scale, you'll attract people who aren't called to teach"  (huffingtonpost.com) (445)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Senator McConnell: "We gave Obama everything he wanted"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (120)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CBS-NY) Unlikely State Senator wants to ban eating on NYC subway trains. All other bodily functions still encouraged  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (107)
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Stupid Virginia is for lovers: Instead of killing bill to require an ultrasound before an abortion, Democratic State Senator amends it instead: UFIA for guys wanting ED treatment  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (198)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Pantagraph.com) Followup Two pieces of IL senator's brain removed... The one small piece left still considered smarter than 95% of remaining Illinois senate members combined  (pantagraph.com) (21)


Mon January 23, 2012
(ABC) Misc John Kerry has earned yet another purple heart  (abcnews.go.com) (71)
(Chicago Tribune) News In a stroke of genius, Illinois Senator Mark Kirk seeks to push Gabrielle Giffords off of the front page  (chicagotribune.com) (112)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Cracked) Amusing Historic Sex Scandals that put Bill Clinton to shame  (cracked.com) (43)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Gizmodo) Hero SOPA outrage is breaking the Senate's websites. In other news, the protesters are working harder than the Senators  (gizmodo.com) (146)
(KSTU FOX 13) Cool Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-old), one of PIPA's original sponsors, becomes the 10th senator to withdraw their support today  (fox13now.com) (66)
(Buzzfeed) Cool BuzzFeed takes notice of Fark's "sarcastic" smack at SOPA and PIPA (5th site listed from the bottom)  (buzzfeed.com) (0)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Smoking kills Senator. At 3,500 years old  (cfnews13.com) (133)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Asinine Lamar Smith on SOPA opponents: "Do they profit from selling advertising to these foreign websites? And if they do, they need to be stopped. And I don't mind taking that on"  (theatlanticwire.com) (52)
(NHL) Scary The Senators shut out the league leading Rangers in New York last night. Quit laughing dammit, this is what the Mayans were talking about  (nhl.com) (79)
(Boing Boing) PSA 60 senators won't meet with activists to talk about PIPA, the Senate version of the Stop Online Piracy Act. Will yours?  (boingboing.net) (60)


Tue January 10, 2012
(NHL) Cool Will Halak's return help the Blues take the Division lead? Are Detroit's injuries enough to force the Islanders to win a game? Are the Senators trolling us all? Games start at 7; organized, polite discussion starts to the right  (nhl.com) (215)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Sen. John McCain: "I am confident with the leadership and backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (150)
(Yahoo) Ironic MA Senator Scott Brown comes out in support of Obama's appointment of Cordray to run the CFPB. If he'd done that with Obama's first choice, he might not be about to get his ass kicked in the next election  (news.yahoo.com) (46)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Salon) PSA Rick Santorum is against non-reproductive sex. Yes, even if you're married  (salon.com) (491)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious The US Senate's most conservative Democratic Senator decides that he can't beat an actual Republican next fall  (washingtonpost.com) (68)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Montanans launch Recall of Senators Max Baucus and Jonathan Tester, who approved NDAA Military Detention. The issue of federal official recall has never reached the federal courts  (dailykos.com) (186)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Boston Herald) Interesting Senator Coburn presents his Golden Fle-- I mean, Wastebook awards  (bostonherald.com) (21)


Tue December 20, 2011
(NJ.com) Obvious Secaucus woman accuses state senator of asking her if she wanted to Secauc  (nj.com) (31)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Anonymous releases a massive information dump on every U.S. Senator that voted for NDAA  (freakoutnation.com) (287)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Another week, another married GOP Senator with a sex scandal. Yawn. Obvious tag pregnant with inevitable tag waiting to be born  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (77)


Sat December 10, 2011
(The Consumerist) Silly Senator demands Apple pull app that allows people to make fake, totally unrealistic driver's licenses. So if you want to be an Irish R&B singer/organ donor named McLovin, act fast  (consumerist.com) (84)


Wed December 07, 2011
(NPR) Sick GOP break 2005 truce and filibuster Obama's nominee for the DC Court of Appeals. Why? According to the Senior GOP senator on the Judiciary Committee Not because there is anything wrong with her, but just for "payback"  (npr.org) (179)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Think Progress) Stupid Senator McCain: Well, instead of those lower income tax breaks, how about tax cuts for corporations? Don't understand why no one's ever thought of that. In addition, we should offer tax cuts for corporations  (thinkprogress.org) (81)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing Republicans offer $100 reward for photo of Pennsylvania Senator with President Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (132)


Tue November 15, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Two Senators (R&D) introduce "STOCK Act" to stop "insider trading" in Congress. Subby will ride his unicorn straight through Washington D.C. if this passes  (cbsnews.com) (75)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Stupid Maintaining their steady focus on job creation, every Republican Senator votes to eliminate net neutrality regulations  (chicagotribune.com) (282)


Fri November 04, 2011
(The Raw Story) Cool Misguided OWSers finally start protesting DC--where they should have been from the start  (rawstory.com) (251)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Canada.com) Interesting Canadian senator calls on country to dump "dentally defective rat" known as a beaver from national symbols and replace it with land shark known as a polar bear  (canada.com) (117)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Gawker) Strange While I'm sure we can all agree that waffles and pancakes are important, one Senator from Vermont wants to make selling 'fake' maple syrup a federal felony carrying up to five years in jail. What a sap  (gawker.com) (163)


Sat October 22, 2011
(seattle times) Sad Washington State Senator Scott White of Seattle dies at age 41  (today.seattletimes.com) (55)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Think Progress) Obvious Obscure leftist conspiracy theorizes that we're in Libya for oil. Just kidding, it was actually boasted by sitting US senator Lindsey Graham  (thinkprogress.org) (182)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Fox Sports) Asinine Having no other pressing business to attend to, US Senators want to ban players from chewing tobacco at the World Series  (msn.foxsports.com) (38)

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