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61 headlines found matching 'senator'
Thu July 10, 2014
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson, who may have lied about Senator Menendez based on information obtained from Cuban Intelligence, says that Senator Menendez is lying about Carlson lying. We get it, you're both liars
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Consorting with Cuban intelligence makes Tucker Carlson defensive, unleash the "Bow-Tie of DOOOOOM"
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Tue July 08, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This just in: Senators are clueless about agencies they oversee. Color me shocked
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Time)
 
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules against 40 year old NorCal Oyster Farm: "Remember that private beach in California granted to some Indian Immigrant VC under the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo? Well you forgot the check in your cute letter to Senator Feinstein, so GTFO"
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Senator is opposed to clean water because 'Murrica or something
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Wed June 25, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Thad Cochran survives election against challenger, outlasting Dick Lugar as sitting Senator with the best porn name
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson (R):"I have a crazy idea. How about we do not oppose things that the majority of voters want just because we have different personal opinions?"
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senators: This Benghazi suspect needs some quality time at GITMO, maybe let him play in the water a little
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(Fark)
 
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Oh for fark's sake. We could have "Shutdown 2: Retarded Potatoboogaloo" because of the farking EPA rules change
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Senator Vitter (R-LA): If you elect me to replace Bobby Jindal as governor...I may just be open to expanding Medicaid for the state. Just ignore the fact that I fought Obamacare tooth and nail for 5 years and this'll make much more sense
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Because it wouldn't be a "-ghazi" without a Senator skipping a briefing to go on Fox News to complain about not being briefed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Senate to ease truckers' 70 hour a week work cap to 82 hours. Or, as Senators call 82 hours of work - a pretty good year
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mitch McConnell, who criticized Obama administration for failing to implement federal law, refuses to confirm member of Obama's cabinet because she would implement federal law
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senators McCain and Sanders reach a bipartisan agreement to reform the VA, ask colleagues to "do the right thing" for vets. Oh Lord here we go
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember the lady who ran campaign ads asserting that her main qualification to be a US senator was her experience castrating hogs? She is now the GOP's official candidate for the US Senate seat in Iowa
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Hello Senator I am Asad, I mean Bob, yes Bob, from the New Yurk Times. Can you please give me quote about email addresses and passwords you use? This is totally legit story so don't worry
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch: "It's only a matter of time before Uncle Sam holds a gun to my head and forces me to marry my six children, my cat Sprinkles, the Washington Monument, and the rotting corpse of George Washington"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator finally points out the obvious: The VA wouldn't be doing such a crappy job of helping Veterans if Congress wasn't continually cutting their budget and giving them far less money than they need to do the job properly
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Tue May 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Women could be aroused by submitting to Senators, but that's probably not how we're supposed to read this headline
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Mon May 26, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Senator brings bomb to committee meeting to prove security is a "joke." Great punchline
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican senator and career "sales executive" attacks veterans groups for not bashing VA secretary. Veterans groups respond by kicking senator in the proverbial nuts. Hero tag is for all veterans today
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
The President of pro football's Washington White Fangs responds with a letter to Senator Harry Reid, stating that doge-Americans everywhere approve the White Fangs' logo
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen Bob Corker calls a recent secret foreign policy brief he attended at the White House "one of the most bizarre I've attended". Now I'm not saying they were talking about aliens, but
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Confederate senator wants to rename DC's Union Station
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Sun May 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tea Party supporter shows his commitment to its conservative principles by breaking into a nursing home to record incumbent senator's comatose wife because freedom. Bonus: Supporter has connection to incumbent's primary opponent
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Senator Rubio, what evidence can you provide that human activity is not contributing to global warming?" Rubio: "The checks I receive from Big Oil are all the evidence anyone needs"
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
82-year-old former Senator Alan Simpson (R-etired) gives sex and relationship advice. Dear Abby unavailable for comment
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Senator Sisyphus pushes the boulder again
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Our Windsor)
 
 
 
Senator hands out business card with phone number for sex chat line. He's got my vote
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
KS Senator Pat Roberts Tea Party primary challenger is trying to get Roberts removed from the ballot as ineligible on the grounds that Roberts doesn't own a home in KS and appears to have never stayed at the rented room he calls his "residence"
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Wed April 30, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Senator wants bill amended to consider "an act relating to the zombie apocalypse," which somehow isn't in every Florida bill by default
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Dean Heller: I never called Cliven Bundy a "patriot"....except those times I called him and his heavily armed friends "patriots" and what they were doing as "patriotic." But Cliven Bundy is definitely *NOT* a porn star
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Damn you, Senator Warren for going off on Washington politics instead of talking about your endorsement of Hillary for President. DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Jeanne Shaheen congratulates Boston Bruins on winning playoff series. For some reason, Republicans have a problem with this
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers exploit Aurora tragedy in attack ad against Colorado Senator Mark Udall. Was that wrong? Should they have not done that?
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Mon April 21, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Do you hear that clanging sound? Those are the big brass balls on a sitting senator giving an unflattering inside look at DC politics
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The wisest thing Assad did was to kill 1,200 people with chemical weapons." Who said that? Was it a) Russian President Vladimir Putin, b) Iranian President Hassan Rouhani, or c) U.S. Senator Bob Corker?
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Sun April 20, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) holds commuter safety press conference, nearly gets hit by train, then nearly gets run over by Chuck Schumer noticing an open microphone
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator defends the Koch brothers: "They're not breaking the law." Did I mention he's also a Democrat?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Scott Brown. I drive a truck. I used to be a Masshole, but then I packed my bags and drove my truck up to New Hampshire shortly after losing my Senate seat so I can be *your* senator. Because f*ck those guys,"
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican state senator continues outreach to women, compares getting abortions to buying new carpeting. No word on if he cares whether the carpet matches the drapes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former senator says the American people, not the federal government, ended slavery. Other than the Constitution, Army and president, he's basically right
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Rappler)
 
 
 
Philippine Senator wants to amend Constitution to prevent idiots from running for president. "I also want cleansing in the Senate if only it were possible because they are really non-educable"
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Fri April 04, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Senator who slept with Elizabeth Taylor and Barbara Walters checks in on giant phallic symbol being built in his honor
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Leland Yee, that anti-gun CA State Senator busted for gun running, may be able to use his unspent campaign donations for his defense fund. Free speech, and all
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Thu April 03, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
CIA interrogated more than we were led to believe. I'd fetch my fainting goats but they're currently being waterboarded
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Move to oust MS Senator Thad Cochran in the GOP primary is a real test of the Tea party's muscle. Given the physique of the average scooter-bound Tea Party rally attendee, I don't think Sen. Cochran has much to worry about
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republican senator John Barrasso declares that the Obama administration has "cooked the books" on Obamacare numbers. What's that? You want to know his proof? Ha, you're cute
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Remember that third grader who wanted to make the woolly mammoth the "State Fossil" of South Carolina? Well her bill has just been blocked by two state senators because Jesus
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Thu March 27, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Harkin warns his fellow senators of a coming student loan bubble, finally realizes that what the media has been discussing for nearly a year is true
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Wed March 26, 2014
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California Senator Leeland Yee wins a third term. In jail
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Words of wisdom from a former Senator: "If you're naked, you don't have any clothes on, but if you're nekkid you don't have any clothes on but you're up to something"
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Fri March 21, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Senator David Vitter LOVES the Koch
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Former Idaho State Senator voted out of the closet
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Wed March 19, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sen. Al Franken on the Comcast-TimeWarner merger: "You're devious enough, you're evil enough, and doggone it, people hate you"
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
It is time to take Rand Paul seriously. Why are you laughing? Stop that
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP state senator from South Dakota: I'll see your bill allowing businesses to deny service to gay people, and raise you allowing businesses to deny service to black people
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Primary challenger calls Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) "ambiguously gay." In response, Sen. Graham exclaimed, "What's everybody looking at?"
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Senator: How many Canadian patients die each year while on a waiting list? Canadian Physician: I don't know - but I do know that 45K Americans die every year for a lack of insurance
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Republican and Democratic senators spotted eating dinner together
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood wants to kill babies up to three months old said a) nobody ever, b) nobody SANE, ever, c) the frontrunner for the GOP nomination for Senator from North Carolina
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