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24 headlines found matching 'senate floor'
Mon May 02, 2016
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, whenever some moron tells you that your entire generation is nothing but a bunch of freeloading asshats who have never worked a day in their life, kindly redirect them to the Senate
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina Senate sends HB2 repeal bill to a committee that meets as often as transgender people actually commit assault in bathrooms
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
America's Thirstiest Senator finally finds a reason to show up to work: fighting in the Florida-Georgia water wars
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
When 70% of your town takes anxiety pills because they have to fly anytime they want medical care, it might be time to build a road
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts: "Hey, you shouldn't blockade SCOTUS nominees. It makes people think justices are partisan." Senator Grassley: "Its that kind of liberal thinking that got us in this mess"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Fun facts about Panama. It's the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic, 7/10 residents have never heard of the song "Panama" by Van Halen, and oh, Panama might win Bernie Sanders the presidency
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Tue March 29, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sixteen Republican senators - over 25 percent of the GOP caucus - now say they will meet with Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland. Supposedly because they don't want to appear to be obstructionist. Or rude. Or.....Republicans
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Derp Team, ASSEMBLE
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Wed March 09, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Oklahoma's legislature to drop all pretense and just outright Go There: Under bill in OK Senate anyone who performs an abortion in the state is guilty of first degree murder. Which, by definition, makes the mother an accessory
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Tue March 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since Obama refuses to be derelict in his constitutional duty, Senate Republicans now threatening violence against anyone willing to be nominated to the Supreme Court
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Donald has attacked every person of color - except John Boehner." RELEASE THE BIDEN
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan is finally starting to understand why John Boehner was crying all the time
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McConnell to Obama: Forget that SCOTUS seat. Obama to McConnell: Did you forget your pocket constitution too?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Obama to meet at the White House with GOP Senate leaders who vow to block his SCOTUS nominee. Probably to play a video of the last GOP Presidential Debate and go over the number of contested Republican Senate seats
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Sat February 27, 2016
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
After Rep. Nielson clarifies the rules of conception, Idaho legislature doubles down on the derp, wants to make the Bible a textbook and remove all that fake sciency stuff
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Wed February 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says politicians are the most dishonest people he's ever met. And this is coming from a man who used to own a beauty pageant with contestants who claimed their looks were all natural
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Tue February 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz must recuse himself from Supreme Court nominee hearings lest they blab the truth about the real moral of Green Eggs and Ham and spoil the story for his kids
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain points out a YUUUUGE problem to the current GOP candidates that using torture to get cooperation from our enemies is not only immoral, it was made illegal last year
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MD legislator votes on bill, gets immediately appointed to upper chamber, prepares to vote on bill again, creates constitutional crisis
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Flint is doing the impossible - getting Democrats and Republicans to agree
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Tue February 02, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch "Yertle" McConnell grows weary of contentious 2016 election battles, says he may spend the rest of the year hiding in his shell
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Tue January 26, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State Senator Roach kicked out of Human Trafficking task force over abusive conduct and "vile comments" blaming victims, not to mention scurrying under furniture whenever someone turns the lights on
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A Cruz-loathing Compendium. "Four independently offered the word 'creepy'"
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I have two words, just two words that make Donald Trump seem far less terrifying: President Cruz
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