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35 headlines found matching 'semen'
Tue July 25, 2017
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Sperm count drop 'may lead to human extinction'
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Mon July 10, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You never know what you'll find tucked away in the basement of an old home, err museum
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Skeptic)
 
 
 
Most of us are living in a real universe, not some computer simulation like you basement dwellers
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When asked about their feelings on recovering the biggest ivory haul in 30 years, Hong Kong officials replied, "Just say that you love me"
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ejaculating 21 times a month could reduce the risk of prostate cancer, claims whacked out study
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
"I guess that was my sex education. Being on Game of Thrones"
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Wed June 28, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Taco Charlton gets second endorsement deal, and this time it is for tacos
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Tue June 27, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys' first-round NFL Draft pick Taco Charlton lands his first endorsement deal, and it's not for tacos
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man arrested after removing 500 roadside advertisements. Police went to his home, say all the signs were there
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
JP Morgan-Chase pulls advertisements from Megyn Kelly's show because they refuse to endorse--even implicitly--that it's okay to give Alex Jones airtime
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Failed reality show advertisements
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
New survey shows one in eleven of your coworkers are having sex while at work. Clean your desks, people
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 630: "Amusement Parks". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Thu May 25, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Alamo called "worst tourist trap in Texas." If only they'd let people visit the basement
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
All set for World Whisky Day today? Here's 7 new and interesting whiskies to add to your basement bar
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I've secretly swapped other donors' sperm with my own. Let's see if anyone notices"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever wonder who is the voice behind ESPN's SportsCenter? Well, he lives alone on six acres in the mountains, and does all of his ESPN recordings in his basement with a 19-year-old microphone
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Mon May 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's apologizes for offensive advertisement, holds firm on offensive menu
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Thu May 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Tinder-style app matches sperm donors with prospective parents. Which apart from the prospective parents is pretty much the same idea behind Tinder
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Kourtney Kardashian, and I totally loves me some Popeye's Fried Chicken. It's the best, so we just randomly stopped off and got some." #totallynotapaidendorsement #Iamnotashill #nothisisn'tacommercial
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nutty scientists transplant one rat's testicle into another rat's neck, while the recipient rat is thinking, 'What did I do to deserve this?'
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Will scooping semen out of my vagina prevent pregnancy?" That and other questions await you on the Daily Fail
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Thu May 04, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Every single thing new at Cedar Point Amusement Park in 2017
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Anyone have a spare $56 million? You can buy Sting's Central Park West duplex. In other news, the AC on your 440-sq ft 1-bedroom basement apartment that you pay WAY too much for just went out...again
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Amusement park opens new claw machine. Fark: With live kittens as prizes
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's reelection campaign removes advertisement that potentially violates federal laws prohibiting active members of the military from engaging in a political act
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Wondering why we didn't get that graveyard sex scene in the series premier of American Gods? Shadow was cock blocked by Neil Gaiman himself
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Sat April 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently smuggling semen into Laos is a thing
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists have found a way to use your old gym socks for the targeted delivery of medications
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Every bit of matter has an antimatter counterpart. Scientists are trying to find the antimatter. Like how your successful sibling matters, except everyone knows you are living in your parents' basement, and no one is looking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A dozen wedding train wreck stories, from the wedding planners that watch with detached amusement and cashed checks
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Irate Mets fan comes out of his parent's basement, sees shadow. Six more months of Mets losing
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Tue April 04, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Before digging out the basement of your £1million home make sure you are not removing the foundation
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Could Peter Capaldi be leaving Doctor Who early? Geeks everywhere wait in parent's basement in breathless anticipation
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin very sorry you misconstrued "you should all send your kids to Lego Batman" as a product endorsement as obviously that was not his intention
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