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41 headlines found matching 'semen'
Wed August 26, 2015
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Morovians may be raving more than usual after Moravian Tourist Board uses Google Translation to create a multi-lingual website: Visit the guilty basements of the beautiful town of Unwanted Pregnancy. Like that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump picks up the coveted David Duke "Best Candidate of the Lot" endorsement
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Sat August 22, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Deez Nuts has picked up the all-important The Rent is Too Damn High Party endorsement
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Thu August 20, 2015
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Banksy reveals what is inside his amusement park. Think Saw meets DisneyWorld
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Mon August 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Soon you won't be able to avoid even seeing advertisements on the moon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kasich to pick up major endorsement...from Alabama's governor? Come now, the last time Alabama was of any significance was because Wallace stood in a doorway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your mom told you to clean the basement 2 hours ago and now she's coming downstairs. Quick, Febreze everything. How does that stuff work anyway?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Violent video games linked to aggressive behavior, Words With Friends linked to spelling bee winners, the SIMS linked to boring basement dwellers
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Fri August 14, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you ever drop your cellphone at an Ohio amusement park, let it go, because man, it's gone
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Thu August 13, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge orders Cablevision to stop an ad campaign calling Verizon "liars." He says the advertisements will be okay if they just substitute in AT&T instead
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Fri August 07, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Someone timed the advertisements for "Straight Out of Compton" that ran during the GOP debate and timed the discussion on racial issues at the GOP debates; the commercials ran longer
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Thu July 30, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, I didn't realize my parents hide cameras around the house and am mortified to think they've caught me using my body like an amusement ride
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Tue July 28, 2015
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
While Obama has distracted Texas with Jade Helm, Galactic Overlord Xenu (PBUH) sneaks a volcano's worth of thetans into The Alamo's basement. Conspiracy? Perhaps not. STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE
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Sun July 26, 2015
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
We all woke up this morning never expecting to read a sentence that contained the words "artificial-semen suppositories," and yet here we are
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood most definitely does not sell body parts. But they are not above haggling for better reimbursement for the parts
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Fri July 17, 2015
(GamingBolt)
 
 
 
Majority of gamers still prefer physical video games rather than digital downloads. Actually, there is no difference in the games, it's just that going to GameStop gives them an excuse to actually get out of the basement
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
ABC affiliate KMGH will run its first advertisement for a legal marijuana company in the next week, because Jimmy Kimmel is probably funnier after a couple bong hits
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Thu July 02, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Chicago's new "cloud tax" adds 9% to the cost of Netflix, Spotify, & other "electronically delivered amusements" as well as "nonpossessory computer leases," such as Lexis-Nexis. That last one has lawyers running to the courthouse
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson has Bilbo's Bag End in his basement (not a euphemism)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The perils of home improvement when living in Jerusalem: you can't even convert your basement into a rec room without stumbling over a "perfectly preserved 2,000-year old" this or "incredibly historically significant" that. Geesh
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
"Rove suggested 'that the elder Bush was too old to have good judgment anymore'", as evidenced by his 2009 endorsement of Ted Cruz for senate
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Thu June 18, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The new season of True Detective is a direct reply to all the basement dwelling nerds outraged that their fevered ruminations on the symbology of coffee mugs in the first season made them look dumb
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Wed June 10, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Check out some cringe worthy 1970s advertisements aimed at black people. Or as McDonald's liked to call it: Dinnertimin'
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Mon June 08, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Batshiat insane Iowa senator Joni Ernst goes on a long tirade against Hillary Clinton, then starts muttering about hog semen and how she used to wear Kleenex boxes on her feet
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Fri June 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Want to buy a Fred Flintstone amusement park? For $2 million you can yabba dabba do it
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Thu June 04, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pong and Doom are inducted into the Video Game Hall of Fame, remembered for launching countless hours of cheeto and coke fueled benders in your mom's basement
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man enjoys a life of "gold farming," plants his butt in front of a computer to make loads of money a month playing online games all day. You too could enjoy this life if your basement is fertile enough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who's addicted to what and from where? No, Hentai is not a category and your mom's basement is not a region
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Got cancer? Maybe you should cut down on the semen
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to leave it all behind and live off the grid, but you don't feel quite ready to give up the comforts of your mom's basement? The Ecocapsule might be for you (w/pics)
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Facebook status updates reveal low self-esteem and narcissism, while desperation for greens is likely to be associated with orange fingertips, basement dwelling, and a reverence of Travis Bickle
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
High sodium diet may delay puberty, which means that the average Cheetos eating basement dweller should be moving out of mom's basement at about 45
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Sat May 16, 2015
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
A must have for every Farker. Just ask Mom to help you get it into the basement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It was as if tens of thousands of 30-something basement dwellers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
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Wed May 13, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Millennials have now passed Generation X as the largest share of the U.S. workforce. Mostly because businesses have finally embraced the technology to allow people to work out of their basement
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we've arrived at our gate but can't unload because a tornado is coming and the airport staff are all hiding in the basement
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(Sowetan Live (South Africa))
 
 
 
Three women rape man at gunpoint, steal his semen: "The women collected the man's semen each time he ejaculated, put it in a small plastic bag and stored it in their cooler box"
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's a frontrunner in the race for the NRA endorsement for presidential candidates and it's......Bernie Sanders?
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
"No longer a pastime of purported basement-dwellers and arcade-loitering youths, gaming is now a valid career choice for a skilled few. Teenagers are earning millions and dating supermodels, all because they can play video games really, really well"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Man builds massive library of Lego pieces in his basement so he can build anything
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Wed April 29, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Some midweek EPL games on tap with Liverpool hoping to steal some points on the road, and boring, boring Chelsea hoping to lock up three more points against tough basement-dwelling Leicester. Also, Bayern/BVB in the Bundesliga
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