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66 headlines found matching 'semen'
Wed September 28, 2016
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
Defunct amusement park Nara Dreamland, the Japanese answer to Disneyland, is possibly the creepiest place on earth
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
When your favorite amusement park closes, you might save a ticket stub or a map. If you're a little more ambitious, you buy a ship that took people there for eight decades
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump picks up the all important endorsement of.....wait for it .. the union of immigration officers who want to keep their jobs
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Sat September 24, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to know how strong the New York Times' endorsement of Hillary Clinton was? "We believe Mr. Trump to be the worst nominee put forward by a major party in modern American history"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
No, semen cannot clog a shower drain
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Energy expert on Trump's plan to seize Iraq's oil as a reimbursement for our military commitments: "it's hard to overstate the stupidity of this idea"
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Brandon Marshall loses endorsement deal, vows to continue kneeling during National Anthem. I don't know why the Jets still pay this guy
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Tue September 13, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Men should not keep their cellphone in their pants
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Mon September 12, 2016
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton suspected of hiding pneumonia on private server in basement
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
God makes presidential endorsement
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Fri September 02, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Clinton can kiss that Kissinger endorsement goodbye
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson receives the prestigious Larry The Cable Guy endorsement. In other news Trump lost the Larry The Cable Guy vote. Let that sink in for a second
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Wed August 31, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Want to avoid catching ebola? Throw out those 'special' gym socks now
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Mon August 29, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 50 least powerful people in the world. List somehow fails to mention the shy intern with the weird name that works in the basement, or the homeless dude in Uruguay that lives somewhere in the forest
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine newspaper would like to revoke its endorsement of Governor Paul LePage. I believe this falls under the no "take-backs" category. Unless you have Obama's time machine, then it's totally doable
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's a true NASCAR doubleheader day as the Kids and Norm run near 200mph at Michigan, 1 PM on FS1, then if we're lucky it will rain for our amusement when the Busch Series hits to Road America to turn right and left at 3 PM on NBCSN
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte offered new endorsement deal with the "crowdfunded blowjob robot everyone is talking about"
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Sun August 21, 2016
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It has not been a good month for amusement parks
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Wed August 17, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The summer Amusement Park assault on children continues as six children get a jolt from The Scrambler
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An open letter to Paul Ryan, whose only shot at maintaining the shreds of his integrity lies in pulling back his endorsement of Donald Trump
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Officials despair at deterring 83-year-old pickpocket "Auntie Sato, the basement thief" from continuing her lifestyle. "It takes amazing ability to enjoy pocket picking at age 83. The only way to make her stop is through closer human relationships"
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic medalists to pay taxes on the intrinsic value of their medals, which is $564 for gold and $305 for silver. There is no value for the bronze, which is exactly the same when it comes to negotiating for commercial endorsements
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Sun August 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Trump secures the coveted Hezbollah endorsement
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clinton might want to reconsider accepting Kissinger's endorsement after Russia leaks a trove of secret US documents from decades ago. Oh wait, did I say Russia leaked it? It was Obama
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Tue August 09, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will the Trumpster's half-hearted endorsement save Paul Ryan, or will the Tea Party set off shock waves in the GOP House Leadership -- again? This is YOUR Wisconsin Primary thread (polls close at 8 PM CDT/9 PM EDT)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Male dogs' fertility rapidly declined from 1988 to 2014. That would have been an interesting job description back then: "Dog wanker needed, great pay, no experience necessary"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Vulture)
 
 
 
It's less than 100 days until the election and Trump is seeing his all important Hip Hop endorsement slip away
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Tue August 02, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The eerie remnants of the defunct Boblo Island Amusement Park
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Durant didn't sign with the Warriors because of the historically great teammates, or the weather, or the endorsement opportunities. Nope. It was Guy Fieri
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
The Houston Chronicle, one of the largest newspapers in a state that has voted Republican in the last nine presidential elections, has endorsed Hillary Clinton in its earliest endorsement of a candidate in its history
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fruitnet)
 
 
 
Knott's Berry Farm reclassified from "amusement park" to "research facility"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Star Trek Beyonce
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Fri July 22, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he won't accept the endorsement Ted Cruz has refused to give him
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz sought refuge in Sheldon Adelson's suite after the failed endorsement speech, but Adelson kicked him out for failing to drink the GOP Kool-aid
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The best phone you've ever come across?
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In what will surely be a major blow to his campaign, Trump loses the all-important Pitbull endorsement
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrats are so pissed off at Bernie's lackluster endorsement that they're giving him a primetime speaking slot during the convention
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Thu July 14, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
From the "Stuff you just assumed had died out a thousand years ago" file: Romanian authorities free more than a dozen men and boys who'd been kidnapped and forced to fight each other for the amusement of local crime lords
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Need some extra money? Able to produce semen? Infected with Zika? If you answered "yes" to all these questions, then the CDC has the perfect earning opportunity for you
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Major Endorsement: FDR's Bones Have Appeared On Hillary Clinton's Lawn
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"It was worse than being punched in the gut," says supporter of unelectable curmudgeon Bernie Sanders, who felt betrayed by the senator's endorsement of Hillary Clinton. You'll get over it
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
One con man touts the endorsement of another con man
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Only child finds what it's like to find her 17 sperm donor siblings on the Internet
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
The reason the NRA's new advertisements for Trump aren't focusing on guns is really quite terrifying
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Miami developer proposes to erect "vertical amusement park" downtown, and he means erect
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I didn't become a scientist to NOT make wasps fight for my amusement
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Smoking may damage a man's sperm. Doctors suggest those men change exactly how and where they are holding their cigarettes
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Sun June 26, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
While the Boston Bruins search for top line defensemen, one of their legendary defensemen will be searching for a top line defense attorney
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Fri June 24, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is securing key endorsements from high-powered Republican executives
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 11 oldest amusement parks in the United States. Have any of you ever been to these parks? Would you recommend going there?
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
All political systems of the world you have been warned, Anonymous basement dwellers of the world will be taking over soon
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Heroes of the day: the 62% of the German population who have absolutely nothing against advertisements showing bare breasts
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perhaps Penn Station in New York City won't be so boring if this 1,200-foot amusement ride gets a place there
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may secure coveted ISIS endorsement
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Basement boxing matches are all fun and games between good friends until someone gets their lights turned out
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders picks up coveted Morrissey endorsement
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden holds off on the Clinton endorsement in case Bernie can score him two seats down in front for Foghat
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump gets another Hollywood celebrity endorsement, this time from Roseanne Barr. Trump now has a complete lock on the trailer park vote
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The original Ghostbusters cast praises the all female reboot saying that they "were screaming, cheering like at a sporting event." With a bonus "get out of your Mom's basement you sad little whiny man child" comment from McCarthy
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Rockies accidentally tried out the two first basemen shift and it didn't work out very well. Who's on first?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kirk. becomes. the first. Republican. to rescind. Trump. endorsement
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Does Mom want you out of the basement & outside for some fresh air? Adult summer camp might be the answer
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy has a brother? Will Twilight Sparkle be married off in the season finale? Does his parents' cloud home have a basement for him to live in? Find out in a new episode of My Little Pony Flutter Brudder, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Married couples are now safe from catching the Zika virus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump last week on Gov. Suzanna Martinez (R-NM): "It's your governor's fault. She's not doing the job." Trump pandering today for endorsement: "I respect her. I have always liked her"
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Original Alamo may have been discovered. No word if any artifacts were found in the basement
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