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500 headlines found matching 'sed'
Sat September 20, 2014
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(Electronista)
 
 
 
Patent troll Linex gets their ass handed to them to the tune of $18.6 million by California judge, who used an April SCOTUS ruling allowing for reversal of legal fees when companies sue on a known-baseless claim
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Utah police investigating a home invasion, in which two polygamist women dressed in ninja costumes came armed with knives and a stun gun and attacked two adults"
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(37)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pearl-clutching parents petition Ben & Jerrry's over 'Hazed & Confused'" ice-cream name, and not for the reasons you're thinking
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
And then there was that time that 542 people dressed up as Batman and met in a park to set a world record
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(20)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you guessed Sept. 18 for Derek Jeter to finally hit his first home run at Yankee Stadium this year, pick up your lovely gift basket on the way out
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs had a chance to acquire Montreal Canadiens' Josh Gorges this summer, but he refused the trade because he "hated" the Leafs too much to ever play for them
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(19)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Only Joey "The Bird" Biden could praise Bob Packwood as the kind of GOP senator he missed in Washington, in a speech before Democratic National Committee's Women's Leadership Forum and emerge alive
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell will break his 9-day silence with a press conference today at 3PM EST, because all the boring stories are released Friday at 3PM EST
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Children with incarcerated fathers found to be more likely to be held back a grade, presumably because their family is used to being kept in small rooms all day and being told what to do
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish voters failed to pass the independence referendum because the BBC refused to tell everyone how unicorns and fairies and leprechauns will all return to Scotland if the vote had succeeded
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The American middle class is no longer safe from poverty -- and that might be a good thing, according to this columnist, whose opinion will be calmly and rationally discussed to the right
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The biggest comparison of sci-fi starships ever is finally completed. Surely you can point out the one they missed
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(144)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox pulls bus ads for Red Band Society because people complained about the words "Scary Biatch" used to describe Octavia Spencer
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Former babysitter of the year candidate who was sentenced to 15 years in prison for leaving a 9-month-old boy in the bathtub unsupervised for an hour while she checked Facebook is demanding a new trial because she's deaf
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Netflix and other streaming services are making it harder and more expensive to see films that aren't the crap that was released six months ago
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you're confused about the Scottish independence referendum, let Fark's favorite animators explain it to you. Even if it doesn't clear the issues up for you, it will make you giggle
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(52)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
According to CNN, the Arizona Cardinals' logo is a little red bird sitting atop a long wooden object, cylindrical in shape but larger at one end which, I don't know, might be used to strike a kind of whitish ball
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(22)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Artifacts Discovered Buried In Washington D.C. Suggest Humans Once Passed Laws There
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(15)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Sky Harbor Airport closed as gunman is on the loose. What a pisser
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Grey Is The New Orange: elderly prison population confused by modern world upon parole
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(55)
 
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann speaks out for the poor, oppressed, gay bashing bullies everywhere
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(155)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
New Islamic State propaganda video showing British journalist John Cantlie released. No, just the video was released. He's still screwed
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mel B finally dishes the dirt on which Spice Girl really caused the breakup. This IS a repeat from 2000
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(51)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Farmers in Arizona are confused but happy over these strange orbs of liquid falling from the sky in large quantities
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board votes to screw over all TX HS school students taking AP US History or Government by refusing to let teachers teach the test-based curriculum and instead insisting they use TX's new "America, fark yeah" history standards
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(Salon)
 
 
 
This just in: Evil mega-corporations, which are totally not people, are engines for positive social change...in the NFL. Subby is so confused on who to hate now
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pepperidge Farm remembers when Michael Sam was supposed to be a distraction for the NFL team that signed him
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of senators call for resignation of NFL pro football player; wait did I say 'NFL pro football player'? I meant federal judge accused of beating his wife in an Atlanta hotel room last month
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police say a man used a banana to rob a store. This never would have happened if the cashier had a pointed stick or a 16-ton weight
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace where never lark nor even eagle flew-and, while with silent lifting mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand, and touched the face of
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Hospital admits patient even though she drove through the wall instead of paying for an ambulance ride like she was supposed to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epitaph for Radio Shack: A company that "missed almost every opportunity to be the center of the technology revolution... a retailer that had many paths to glory, most of which it took. Yet... it executed all of them badly"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, Washington DC -- your own local news channel, ABC 7, has new ownership who is going to turn the station conservative in an effort to shield you from the harm caused by the liberal media's propaganda
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corinthian Colleges accused of victimizing students, forcing them to manufacture soft leather products for Chrysler Cordobas
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(61)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The most burning question regarding independence has finally been addressed: If the Scots vote to break away from the UK, will they still get to watch Doctor Who?
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Formerly cute young French lady loses fight with high-pressure hydraulic line, it would seem based on the first photo
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC adapting a new comedy based on the Problem Child movie series. In other news, it's 1992 again
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(32)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Board of Education holds public meeting on new proposed social studies textbooks. This should end well
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(53)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sign that we are more divided than ever: Self-proclaimed "Tea Party Satanist" leader opposed to progressive Satanists from Detroit
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
How dry is California? So dry a wildfire was caused by sunlight reflecting off sheet metal
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(71)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
RadioShack gets free two-day shipping when the entire company is purchased with Amazon Prime
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
At that rate this is all going, how much longer before Europe returns to a city-state map and just forgoes all attempts at maintaining geographical-based nation states? And yes, subby studied political science, how can you tell?
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that there are UFO-based religious orders out there. It's not even that surprising that there are, in fact, quite a decent number of them. What may be surprising is that several of them are flourishing and gaining new members
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Gym sets up soccer games. Fark: inside a small exercise room. Ultra fark: everyone is encased in inflatable balls and it turns into bumper cars
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(Some Random Guy)
 
 
 
Still think the best witness is an eyewitness? Well, we've got some bad news for you, especially if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
You may have more to worry about than losing your hair: Researchers say that men who have moderate baldness affecting both the front and the crown of their head at age 45 are at a 40 percent increased risk of developing aggressive prostate cancer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
While you were wasting your time watching the NFL or major league baseball, you missed the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom. But don't worry - we got some video for you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rapper Tim Dog, who was dead, then supposedly alive, is back to being dead again
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge: You are charged with 300,000 counts of murder. Do you understand these charges? Accused: I pooped today
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's people finally weigh in on these ridiculous rumors that the family was involved in a drunken brawl in Anchorage... by pointing out that the other guy started it and Track got messed up pretty bad in the fight, cracking a couple ribs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: Coca Cola used to contain cocaine. News: 7-Up used to contain lithium
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(32)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Roman Catholic Bishops come out against gambling. Well shiat, how am I supposed to get into heaven now?
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(The Malay Mail)
 
 
 
Swiss watchmakers announce they're not impressed by Apple Watch, not realizing that they just compared a Ferrari to a Ford Focus
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
College football coaches poll released and it's apparent that the coaches don't care about head to head match ups
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(22)
 
(Daily Democrat)
 
 
 
California nudist camp accused of stealing water. Police aren't saying how they carried it off
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
I beg your pardon, I never promised you I wouldn't drive drunk through your rose garden
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(14)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MLS tells FIFA it will volunteer to be world's first pro soccer league to use challenge-based in-game video review, cites success of NFL and MLB in using challenges to resolve officiating mistakes and speed up games
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(17)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
Here's an arbitrary list of the 25 best video games of all time. Your favorite game by some developer so small no one's ever heard of it and whose game was released on Steam for two days in 2012 isn't there, so get arguing in the thread to the right
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(21)
 
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Modder recreates Donkey Kong Country using Doom engine: "Prepare to be both impressed and slightly horrified by this unique spectacle" (vid)
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(20)
 
(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Judge explaining why he dismissed DUI case: "Hey, trooper, I hope you understand. ... I'm catching some heat from [district attorney] Linda because that is her nephew." Attorney general to judge: You won't be so lucky
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Fri September 12, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The deluxe version of U2's new album that sucks ass will be physically released October 13, and feature 4 bonus songs that suck ass, and 4 or perhaps 7 acoustic versions of songs that suck ass
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(60)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
According to new reports, in 2007 the US Government strong-armed Yahoo into turning over data on both people who still used their service
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(37)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Healthy lifestyles becoming in vogue across the hip-hop spectrum, as more rappers are promoting tossed salads and vitamin butt (not safe for work language)
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes "caused $1,850.55 of damage per year. For context, the USDA estimates that middle-income families spend an estimated $1,750 per year on child care and education for 6 year-olds"
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(52)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish researchers claim a major breakthrough in turning solar or wind-generated electricity into a safely store-able hydrogen-based fuel, saying the new process is 30 times faster than previous methods
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(44)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Baseball was quite different in the 19th century, and here are the rules on how it was played and a vintage league based in Philadelphia
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(37)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"Night of the Living Dead" director George A. Romero unimpressed by today's zombies, number of kids on his lawn
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"We're sorry for the damage we caused to your luggage and hope this suitcase full of plastic explosives in some small way compensates you for your loss"
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(28)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Woman accidentally shoots friend in the leg. At least he used to be her friend
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(43)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Wallace and Gromit 'sex tape' released. (safe for work)
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(8)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
U.S. milk prices hit a record high. Distributors immediately accused of doing a little skimming off the top
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(59)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Stop with the frozen dinners, greasy bags of processed food and nightly takeout. You're an adult. Eat like one"
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(18)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Based on a survey of kids who have not even chosen their Halloween costumes yet, Wal-Mart thinks it knows what the hottest 20 toys will be this holiday season
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(80)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Councilman wants city council prayers "directed to the same God addressed in the Founding Fathers' signatory documents that established this nation." So "Nature's God," it is
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(92)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'll see your history teacher complaining about a lack of god in public schools and raise you a biology teacher who said, "evolution based [sic] science classes discredit the reliability of the Bible and get rid of God as Creator"
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(154)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"Blessed are the fully armed"
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(108)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
The Ukraine crisis may have re-energised Nato's interest in Europe, but its future lies in closed-off cliquey meetings between key players, rather than grand self-congratulatory summits
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(28)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"We don't need another Tim Russert: Stop sainting Washington's most over-praised, overrated journalist"
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(26)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It rained in Nevada, so I-15 north of Las Vegas will be closed for days while DOT officials look for their sponge
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(45)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Man arrested for eating a rare turtle. I guess you're supposed to cook them well done
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(45)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Scholar identifies 700-year-old sword forged by legendary swordsmith Masamune, who refused to sign his creations and whose psychological imbalances made his weapons superior to the competition. I katana believe it (Some Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(85)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why we'd be so screwed if we caused the Horseshoe crab to become extinct
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(26)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
2015 MLB schedule is released. Once again, can you say November World Series?
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(46)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Sept. 8, 1966: TV critics unimpressed with new "astronautical soap opera" Star Trek
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(74)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia threatens criminal prosecutions against Lithuanians who refused to join the Soviet army in 1991. It should be noted that neither Russia or Lithuania are part of the Soviet Union any more
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(138)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Houston furniture store promised to give its customers refunds if the Astros didn't lose 100 games in 2014. With three weeks to go in the season, it's time to pay up, Mack
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Earlier this year, the community of SeaTac, Washington raised its minimum wage to $15/hr, which is why it is now a smoldering ruin where no one dares venture
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(208)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The AP poll released their new rankings. Oregon Ducks move ahead of Alabama for the No. 2 spot. Virginia Tech rises into the poll for the first time. Both teams beat Big 10 schools
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(63)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Family of responsible gun owners allow their 5 year-old son to go on an unsupervised hunting trip, seem shocked and appalled to learn the kid managed to shoot himself in the face with a shotgun because "he knew better"
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(217)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the Ferguson police chief released the "robbery" tape for exactly the reason we all thought he did it for
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(380)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"At first, we thought our wedding cake had broken in two when it was being brought to the reception. But then we realised one of the two pieces was missing and the other was covered in claw marks and dog hair" (pics)
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(69)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you guessed September 7 as Buddy Holly's birthday, yes, that'll be the day
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(12)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Why the hell are we getting toys based on Wes Anderson films?
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(31)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Just some pictures of sculptures used as power line towers
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add "unsupervised cartwheels" to the list of things trying to kill kids in Australia
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Most unloved dog in England" has been in an animal shelter for seven years, been passed up by approximately 17,000 people looking for pets. Your dog wants someone to take Jed home
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(156)
 
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Popeye's worker assaulted after he tried to collect from another employee who promised to pay him Tuesday for a hamburger today
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(32)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you guessed three days before a company used the nude photo hacking story in their advertising campaign, you've definitely got publicity Spirit
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman accused of pulling gun on children. And that's how you keep your lawn clear
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(57)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ly decides to return to Bloomberg as $32B just doesn't go as far as it used to
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(12)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman accused of hoarding collies threatened with jail after judge tires of her Lassie-faire attitude
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(34)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You have to show up and get in line 3 hours before AL's DMV branches open to have any hope of getting a driver's license before they close for the day, 12 hours later. That the state recently passed a "voter ID" law is, I'm sure, total coincidence
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(135)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That douchebag who caused a plane to get re-routed after denying a fellow passenger her seat-reclining rights would like you to know that he might have maybe kinda overreacted a bit
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(73)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The 10 most inhumane laws passed by Republicans as they "have resolved to 'rally the base' by doubling down on their insanity, especially in the Deep South and Texas"
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(67)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
This Austrian woman used one simple trick to lose eighteen pounds in one day. Ask me how
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like the crack team of internet detectives who assigned themselves the task of hunting down the "original guy" who hacked all those nude photos accused the wrong guy. Again
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(92)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Japanese bipedal robot can run and backflip like a human, will be used by parents to show their kids what children used to do before video games were invented
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(9)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what felt like an NLCS preview, the Nationals and Dodgers played 14 innings for over 5 hours 30 minutes, used a total of 51 players including 18 pitchers. By the end, the Nationals Tuesday starter, Doug Fister, was pinch hitting
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(16)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Seven clever tips for making produce last longer as opposed to just eating it like nature intended
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(16)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
McKayla Maroney's lawyers not impressed that celebrity hackers posted nude photos of their client taken when underage. Hackers told to have a seat over there
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Han Solo kissed first
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(58)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
So, what are the odds of having your motorcycle accident captured by the Google Street cam as it rolled through your area? Let's ask this embarrassed rider in Brazil
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the squeal of his not-so-street-legal slick tires to the roar of his 350 cu V8, ISIS knew this could mean only one thing - Uncle Joe was coming, and he was PISSED OFF
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(268)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I do not know what a newspaper is but people seem to be upset that ComicSans was used on the front page
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(60)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hello, I'm a pompous writer, and I used to be a Libertarian
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(99)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
10 words you didn't know used to be dirty, you scumbags full of token
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drunk on early success, the Brewers are now passed out on the couch and getting sharpied
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least 17 mysterious fake cellphone towers being used to intercept calls in US: "What we find suspicious is that a lot of these interceptors are right on top of U.S. military bases." So yeah, maybe not so mysterious (pics)
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(113)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Disney refused to allow what would have been the most awesome Stan Lee cameo ever
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(79)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're passed out on a houseboat and roll into the water, let your friends know that you're going to swim to shore before they call out a big search party to look for you
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(7)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Fifty-eight senate seats might see some solid conservative legislation passed, which could signal to the country that in 2016 a Republican senate majority would be worth continuing
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(100)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Researchers not familiar with recent marijuana legalization say they're surprised by how much harmful ozone-causing chemicals are drifting into the Colorado mountains from urban and rural areas below
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(33)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If there's a car crash, odds are that nine out of 10 times it's caused by someone in the medical profession, with surgeons and GPs ranked first and second
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(47)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Starting a bar fight when you're drunk is bad enough, but threatening to kidnap an American and behead him once you're released from jail is not going to help your case
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raju, the elephant that cried when he was freed from chains he had worn for 50 years might be chained back up as his original owners who used him to beg for money are going to court to try and win him back saying he is their 'rightful property'
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(111)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada banning Citronella based insect repellants because it killed some lab rats when they drank it. DEET on the rocks still an acceptable, and might I add delicious, summer beverage. BOTTOMS UP... *twitch*
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(197)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your airline flight number may actually be based on history, superstition, luck, or just plain old cleverness
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(49)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel forced to explain that the surprise "Friends" reunion was scripted and rehearsed, since such awful acting never actually happens in real life
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Praised be the Gods of Tits and Wine. Cersei Lannister has permission to walk nude through the streets
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has a heart attack on a Southwest Airlines flight. News: The flight attendant refused to use a defibrillator on him. Fark: When asked why the attendant wouldn't use the defibrillator on the man she said 'Because his chest is too hairy'
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(105)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Interview with teen who was assaulted by his family during their "pray the gay away" intervention. He says that he's going to donate some of the almost $90k raised for him to gay youth groups
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(152)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
After the truth of its origins were exposed in a recent article, Templeton Rye will now disclose the fact that it's distilled in Indiana, not Iowa, on its label. Let's see if other "craft" whiskey producers follow
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(57)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Yogi: "Hey Boo-Boo, looks like Ranger Smith is taking a nap". Boo-Boo: "No Yogi, he's just passed out drunk"
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(38)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hospitals in England advised to provide better meals, such as fish and tap water. Warning: contains pictures of actual hospital food
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, you said you wanted to see an '80s Honda ad in Japanese with an American actress dressed up as a generic Wonder Woman? Here you go. Subby not responsible for annoying tunes getting stuck in your head
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(13)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
CEO of a stadium concessions company who was caught on tape repeatedly kicking a puppy in an elevator is writing a $100K check to an abused animal fund. So, like, it's all good now and you can go back to buying his $12 beers, okay?
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(130)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coalition calls for porn production to halt in the wake of a pornstar being diagnosed with HIV. Pornstars still performing are encouraged to either take precautions or beat it
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(83)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Come shop at Goodwill for great prices on used golf clubs, women's shoes, human skulls
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(17)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ISIS is supposedly threatening to kill the Pope, forgetting that the last time Catholics got pissed at Muslims it pretty much sucked for everybody
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(191)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Man who accused Bryan Singer of molesting him drops his lawsuit after realizing no lawyer would take his case
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(32)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Used car salesman's latest promotion: Selling black market temporary tags so you never have to pay registration fees or vehicle taxes
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(48)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
This week: Court released emails showing Walker involved in pay-to-play bribe from mining company; New poll has Walker losing to Dem Challenger; And now State DOR projection show $280m budget shortfall. Can Walker just have a mulligan on this week?
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(89)
 
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
The Russians have crossed the Finnish line
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(155)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh what a tangled web we weave ... in Suzuki sedans
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jiff the Pomeranian is the fastest bipedal canine in the world, also the creepiest when dressed in doll clothes
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(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US second quarter GDP revised up to 4.2% on news all those no benefits, part-time only jobs being created are working
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(26)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Women steal two Rolexes worth over $16K from Vegas tourists, using sex to distract them while they hid the watches. One used her purse while the other just snatch'd it
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(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panda accused of faking pregnancy, claims it was just auditioning for a TLC reality show
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(16)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Human trials of the Ebola vaccine will start next week. Two weeks after the vaccine was used on American victims
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(34)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Man dressed as Batman spotted speeding down a Japanese freeway on a Batcycle - he's the hero Tokyo deserves
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(24)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Entangled red and yellow photons are used to take a picture of a cat that is both detected and undetected
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(15)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal lawsuit claims zoning codes are discriminatory if applied to religious groups. Subby plans to open faith-based oil refinery in upscale residential neighborhood
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(101)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(WBOC Delmarva)
 
 
 
Maryland teacher placed on administrative leave and whisked away to undisclosed location by state police for writing two works of fiction
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(263)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This cannot be stressed enough: eating under a tree requires constant vigilance
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(40)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart is back and wanted to talk about a little news item that many of us might have missed while he was on vacation; some unrest in a tiny hamlet called "Ferguson"
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(84)
 
(Word & Film)
 
 
 
One reason there are dozens of crappy, CGI-driver superhero movies released every summer? A-list actors are demanding leading roles in them because they read the same comic books as you did growing up
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jindal: The way things have always worked are wrong when used for things I don't like
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(109)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia frees "Popeye," a drug lord's hired killer who's confessed to 300 killings and involvement if 3000+ more. Never doubt the power of spinach, especially in government
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(28)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Man accused of carjacking scooter, complete loss of pride
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(19)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS sued over farting hippo puppet used on NCIS. That's no way to talk about LL Cool J
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(72)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH) says that if Burger King is going to buy a Canadian company to evade US taxes, people should stop eating at Burger King in protest, helpfully suggests eating at the OH-based Wendy's or White Castle chains instead
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(202)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Perhaps not the best, or least biased, headline to go with for a story about a political campaign: "Mark Pryor injects Ebola into the Arkansas Senate race"
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(17)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your pet cat turns out to be a pissed off raccoon? That's almost as bad as when your talking pet dog turns out to be a capybara
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(65)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
First Major League Baseball game was televised 75 years ago today. 3000 people get to watch the action from two different camera views
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC learns that people with Ebola have been lying to them about not having Ebola. CDC officials became suspicious when the supposedly Ebola-free patients started bleeding from their eyeballs
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(90)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man accused of having sex with a mattress apparently just really needed his Beautyrest
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(23)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it took a little longer than I thought it would, but we've finally had a "flight diverted because some asshat used a Knee Defender to prevent another passenger from reclining her seat" incident
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(318)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
To compete with Google and Chromecast, Microsoft prepares to unsheathe new dongle and hopes you'll be impressed by functionality of such a small package
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(44)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Phoenix founder John Sperling has passed away. No word on whether he will rise from his ashes
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(64)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jesus took the bread, blessed, and broke it then added mustard, onions, lettuce, tomato, and meat and said, "Take, eat. This is my burger"
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(127)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's not every day that a 'crab' that bit you on the leg in the surf turns out to be a 10,000-year-old arrowhead used to hunt mastodon
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(75)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more grocery stores are designing the produce aisle to look like a junk food aisle in order to seduce children into demanding parents buy them tomatoes and avocados instead of cookies and candy
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(101)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Obama promised Coltrane, but gave us Kenny G." Dammit. Government mandated elevator music is your fault, Democrats
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(173)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Geriatric quartet accused of cheating and scamming casino
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(49)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Have Red Bull and Ferrari used the summer break to find some speed? Did Mercedes figure out where the gremlins preventing absolute domination were residing? This is your Belgian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 7:30am EDT
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(143)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 3, it's Earth vs the Spider with bonus short Using Your Voice. Joel, Servo, and Crow rip this Bert I Gordon monster mess to shreds. "I'll just stay here and bark out belligerent, fat-assed orders"
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(5)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"Studies show that what your child wears could affect how they perform in school." Based on the picture, this group should perform like they are in some cheezy teen sitcom
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Version 1.0 of the most requested movie tie-in product of all time has been released. If you don't already know what this is, there are spoilers in the link
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(56)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Student reportedly suspended for saying "bless you" in class, says she's glad she didn't say "Gesundheit" or she may have been accused of war crimes
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(169)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: It's possible ISIS terrorists have crossed our southern border: Press: Do you have proof? Perry: *smoke bomb*
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(233)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who raised more than $50,000 with a Kickstarter for potato salad? He's using the proceeds to throw a concert to benefit Columbus-area homeless. "Tickets are free; no need for scallopers"
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(42)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores what its coverage of the British burning Washington 200 years ago might have sounded like. Subby's guessing it starts with an exploration of how American aggression caused the carnage and finished with six hours of British recipes
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(115)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford pulls her kids out of Malibu school due to classroom toxins, as opposed to Los Angeles schools that have dangerously high levels of lead flying through the air
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(34)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland arrested for stealing razors and meth possession. He's half the man he used to be
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(25)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds evangelical men who pledge abstinence are left alone and confused after they get married and do the nasty
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(93)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man is accused of stealing $20,000 worth of aluminum tent poles, and is that a bad throat tattoo or part of his beard in his mugshot?
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cool: Doctor treated in Atlanta for Ebola well enough to be released from hospital. FARK: "There is a slight possibility that the virus could linger for up to three months in his semen"
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(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Those imported bananas from Romania might not be as organic as they're advertised
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(40)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
60% of Democrats are concerned about losing their current coverage and being dumped into the exchanges for ACA. Subby thought ACA was supposed to be the greatest thing since fire, the wheel, and agriculture
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(330)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
If you've been painting Bulgarian monuments to Soviet troops to look like Superman and The Joker, please be advised that Russia is very concerned. You can stop laughing now, comrades
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(128)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. ebola patient Brantly will soon be released from hospital in Atlanta, begin his search for CARRRL
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(100)
 
(Leaving Fundamentalism)
 
 
 
Subby was raised in a hyper-strict fundamentalist school. If you're asking yourself 'I wonder if this ACE system is good for my farkling,' have a read of what it was like for Subby
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(18)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Humans and Neanderthals may have had sex for millennia. And you were impressed when you made it to four minutes
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(121)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
John Carmack's 9 year-old son has released his first video game; it's like Pong but with a lot more blood
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(22)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Making of Vladimir Putin" He was never hugged enough as a child, he was teased and mocked on the playground and his mother polished his head with sandpaper
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(27)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
J. Woww on "Jersey Shore," "Jersey Shore Massacre" and how she used to fantasize about combining the two
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(27)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
If you were raised in a devoutly Christian household and grew up on a farm, you are probably chopping off someone's dick right now
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(155)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Muslims think mental illness is caused by invisible jinn, whereas we in the enlightened West know that mental illness is caused by vaccines
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(172)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk in a Beijing alley with a massive hard on? Not even once
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears accused of lip-synching. Manager: "She's singing on every song, basically, when she has the ability to sing. There's no way you can dance for 90 minutes straight and sing the entire time." Tag is for...well, you know
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(139)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
How the Ferguson Fiasco would be written if it were occurring in say the Middle East as opposed to the Middle West
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(99)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of faking cancer and scamming thousands from donors arrested as she tried to board a plane bound for Chicago so she could appear on Dr. Phil
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(49)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Not impressed with the size of the tiny comet spacecraft Rosetta has been exploring? Maybe this will help put things in perspective
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(66)
 
(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
 
 
It is with deep sadness that I inform you that my very good friend and very much loved Farker, Pud has passed away. He had no living relatives and we were his only family. If you have the opportunity, feel free to join us for his memorial
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(159)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michael Sam: "When I first met my boyfriend, he was dressed as a rabbit and throwing up"
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The post Facebook doesn't want you to see (because based on an algorithm's prediction you won't care)
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(31)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Many movies are based on true stories. Like Schindler's List, Erin Brockovich, The Blob, InvinciWAIT WHAT?
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Airline stowaway released from jail after serving a fraction of her sentence after police deem her not to be a flight risk
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(22)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man abused position as hospital nurse to amass large collection of human penises taken from bodies of dead patients. What a dick
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(87)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you a film buff? Well here are seven surprise movie Easter eggs you definitely missed
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(21)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just released memo calls into question the appointment of a federal judge that allowed President Obama cover to kill Americans
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(79)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: "When companies flee U.S. tax system, investors often don't reap big returns". Actual: 19 outperformed, 19 underperformed, 10 were bought out, 3 closed and one moved back to the States
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Michael Brown autopsy results are in. If you guessed 6 shots, you win
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(1484)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Electroshock therapy could be used for positive, pleasurable brain stimuli
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(38)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Not news: Skateboarders get harassed by the cops. News: Cop patrols ON a skateboard. Fark: Police chief prohibits him from making siren noises with his mouth, even though he's pretty good at it
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(66)
 
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Drivers cited for failing to yield to a cop dressed as a traffic cone in the crosswalk. Finally an accurate uniform they can wear
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(63)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London based newspaper the Jewish Chronicle forced to apologize to readers for implying that Gaza residents are humans capable of feeling pain or injury
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(54)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Blockheads accused of stealing $200K worth of Legos
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(50)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depressed? Gene Simmons offers some advice: "F**k you, then kill yourself"
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(325)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The producer of 'The Brady Bunch' tested child actors by putting toys on his desk during interviews with them to see if they could stay focused on him and have the necessary concentration it took to be in a television show
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(34)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered when WKRP In Cincinnati will be released on DVD, here you go
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(243)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
If you're going to give a fake name to the hospital to avoid paying the bill, don't use your deceased sister's name. Especially while wearing a memorial t shirt with her name on it
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is the latest state to sign a new gun control law. And before you say "well the GOP will repeal it", the likely GOP gubernatorial candidate endorsed the bill yesterday
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(49)
 
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Anonymous released the name of the cop who shot Michael Brown because we apparently only get transparency from hackers (Update: Anonymous apparently named the wrong guy, link is dead)
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(418)
 
(Economic Policy Institute)
 
 
 
Conservative think tank agrees: Cutting unemployment benefits does not lead to increased employment
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(52)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Distressed clothing has officially gone too far
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Comcast: Of course we won't charge you for the repairs caused by our screw-up. *Comcast sends bill*. Comcast: Of course we overcharge for this stuff....oh wait you have a recording of us...um, Ok, it's free, just joking, ha ha
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(42)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Undercover audio exposes stalker tactics used by Texas anti-abortion groups
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(214)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Case closed after death of caretaker whose DNA was found on 52 100-year-old bottles of stolen whiskey. He always denied drinking it saying it "had floaters in it and all kind of stuff inside the bottle" and was as drinkable as Maker's Mark
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(57)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that wreck last year that Tony Stewart got hurt in? Yeah, he caused that wreck and broke the back of another competitor whose family wants him banned from racing for life
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(147)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Anti-medical marijuana group thinks pot cookies will be used for rape, bring about a resurgence of jazz music
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(125)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
I see your Rush Limbaugh "Williams died because he's a liberal" comment and raise you "Williams was depressed because he had an abortion." I give up, you both are a couple of assholes
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Tue August 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
ProTip: When your "craft brewery" has to start chemically tweaking out-of-state water to taste like the water where your actual brewery is supposed to be located, you might not be a "craft brewery" anymore
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(111)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Lesbian bridezillas bully poor Christian bridal shop who refused to sell them dresses by telling other people about the shop's public policies
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(888)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CO Republican: Fracking is okay, it's natural for water to burn. 'Indians' used it for warmth
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(156)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC mandates cellphone carriers to provide 911 texting capability. Mostly because teens aren't aware that cellphones can actually also be used for making phone calls
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(34)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Fish exposed to anti-anxiety drugs found to live longer. Still no help for those eaten because of lackadaisical self preservation
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(7)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, My best friend, who's a cross-dresser, dressed in drag to meet my diehard conservative parents at the airport and freaked them out. They just can't let it go. What should I do?
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(106)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In an USA Today Op-ed., Billionaire Charles Koch finally explains why he is the way he is: "Real work is an important part of how we define ourselves...Those who lack real jobs often end up depressed, addicted or aggressive"
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(155)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Come for the newest sanction as Russia bans the import of American chickens. Stay for the fun fact that most all chickens raised and sold in U.S. get a big bath in chlorine
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(69)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Good news: cab drivers now need to be well versed in mathematical theories and proper grammar before they're deemed qualified enough to drive you from the bar to your mom's house
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ebola vaccine could be ready by 2015, which means if the disease keeps up its current rate of spread, you will only have been dead a few weeks before cure is released
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(29)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The very best and worst unused original movie posters
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(37)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Kenya's proposed new 'stone the gays' program is not the fun sort of 420-themed event that you're envisioning
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(61)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Tragedy hits Scottish village as star of Burryman festival - some dude dressed in a head-to-toe, skintight suit of burrs while drinking whiskey constantly - has to be rushed to hospital with thorns in his eyes
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(47)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Polls closed in Turkish presidential elections, even though resuls were announced last week and have already been published in textbooks
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(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Here's a recipe for the world's best vegan guacamole. As opposed to all the meat-based guac out there
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(136)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man charged with theft and child endangerment after shoplifting from a Kohl's and leaving behind the 4 year-old he was supposed to be babysitting
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(12)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of dancing in the seat of his tractor with his genitals exposed. He was probably just looking for a hoe
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(20)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Crazy Ivan claims to have chased a U.S. sub from their northern waters. Next week they'll claim one of their subs has gone missing
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(93)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Careless Whisper was released in 1984; ergo, it's 30 years old. And here are more songs that are turning thirty, ensuring you'll be depressed by list's end
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(112)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The fight for Religious Freedom™ just ain't what it used to be
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(105)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A NYPD union rep is telling officers to go by the book as a means of slowing down work in protest of the oppression of officers who used a chokehold that is expressly forbidden by the rule book
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(85)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Proving that Snickers fans are way too old to be down with the youth, newest Snickers bar to be named "Snickers Xtreme" which replaces nougat with extreme overload of peanuts. Presumably endorsed by Tony Hawk and Poochie
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(34)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman gets a $55,000 payout for sitting in a chair that collapsed
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(56)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Juggernaut, 1974 - A squad parachutes into the North Atlantic to disarm bombs aboard a luxury liner. Richard Harris and Omar Sharif star in this 70s thriller based on events ripped from the headlines
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(13)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
What: "Investigators refused to say how the girl died or when..." The: "...but said that whoever killed her was likely..." Fark: "...'covered in mud' at some point over the weekend"
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(37)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
One hundred twenty pound snake accused of eating neighborhood cats
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(50)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
One of the burglary suspects appears to be very confused about what is happening to him
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(12)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
World's oldest eel dies in Swedish well. Sadder: As used here, "eel" and "well" are not euphemisms
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(67)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Nude Sport Games 2014 held in Malaysia has caused outrage, OUTRAGE and now the police are hunting down the foreign participants for "obscene acts." And no, this is not going to be the next episode of Naked and Afraid
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(41)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada sending military supplies to Ukraine, say they are pleased that their equipment was finally doing what it was designed for, defending against 1970s-era Soviet Union equipment somewhere in Europe
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(50)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Accused child molester beaten to a pulp by victim's dad pleads not guilty. Also, he looks a lot better now
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(63)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
At the age of 16, Sasha Grey started a relationship with a 29 year-old man who convinced her to start a career in porn and abused her. And he convinced her he worked as an agent for the DIA, whatever the hell that is
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(136)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hands down, this is subby's nomination for Mugshot of the Week: the guy accused of stabbing his son with pliers
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For sale: World's ugliest customized Mercedes. Asking $12.7 million. Without laughter, no reasonable offer refused
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(59)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After it was already used on two patients, the experimental drug designed to fight Ebola is cleared for human usage
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(80)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Your team is second worst in attendance and you are unwilling to spend money for a winning team. Clearly the only way to turn things around is to tear out a bunch of those unused seats. Now, we'll see you all in the World Series
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I can't stop touching it. I am so obsessed with it." Kaley Cuoco says about wanting to be shaved
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(97)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oh, you're a Jihadi with Isis? That's cool. I used to Jihad with them, too, back before they got so mainstream. I'm running with a more radical group now, you probably haven't heard of them
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(93)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In which a Liberal Fascist from Illinois acted like a tyrant, used the power of big government to trample states rights, take away property from wealthy job creators, and destabilized the African American community in the guise of "helping it"
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(114)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
News: AZ Secretary of State says that under state law, the name of a state senator who dropped dead while riding his horse over the weekend must stay on the ballot Fark: He was running unopposed
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo, duly chastised and sincerely remorseful for its part in the housing and banking debacle, loosens its standards on jumbo mortgages
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(30)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Nearly half of US terror suspects are just pissed off folks who are not associated with any terror group
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(171)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Wisconsin State Fair attempts to enlarge scope of fair food, unveils chicken and waffle cone composed of Cajun fried chicken, bleu cheese coleslaw, beer-candied bacon, homemade rosemary cornmeal waffle cone, and maple syrup
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(56)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
While the United States still struggles with parking and taxis, Finland is creating a smartphone app-based transportation exchange of the future which aims to eliminate the need for car ownership altogether
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(131)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"A group of scientists from South Korea have converted used cigarette butts into a high-performing material that could be integrated into computers, handheld devices, electrical vehicles and wind turbines to store energy"
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Confused Cats Against Feminism has made its way to the internet. C'mon, cats aren't against feminism, they're against all of humanity equally
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(441)
 
(MCV (UK))
 
 
 
GameStop plans to increase the money they pay for used video games from 'next to nothing' to 'that's it?'
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9/11 conspiracy nutjobs are still demanding to know what happened to all the gold that was supposedly in the World Trade Centers
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to be a hipster at Northwestern University. Based on the photos, it's about as easy as being a vegan in Texas
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA once used Nichelle Nichols to recruit female and ethnic astronauts, because seriously, who could resist Uhura in the mirror universe costume?
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(73)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn "poised" to join the second season of True Detective
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(53)
 
(Harper's Magazine)
 
 
 
Huge factors affecting how James Joyce wrote were his inflamed eyes, a shoulder boil, and dental abscesses, all caused by syphilis. Entertainment and Geek tabs battle over who has to touch this one
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(24)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Representative Todd Rokita(R-IN) is first to link Ebola to Central American refugees based on likelihood of morons believing it and blaming 0bama
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(431)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for all Farkers out there with blossoming rap careers, as judge says your violent lyrics cannot be used as evidence against you in your first murder trial. Still no word from the bench about your Fark headlines though
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(34)
 
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
City Planning Commission requires redesign of proposed new German Cultural Center, because the original design looks too German
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(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AZ gov candidate teaches gun safety "I shoot with my eyes closed for practice at night"
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(87)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tara Reid says she was "embarrassed" by Sharknado
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chrissie Hynde says she used to smoke pot with John McEnroe when he played at Wimbledon. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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(70)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4: Dinosaurs, Explosions, and Decepticons has passed the $1 billion mark at the global box office, ensuring Michael Bay will continue to terrorize audiences for years to come
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(44)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
SeaWorld forced to become "whale truthers" in light of increased public and PETA scrutiny
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(66)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Man who accused Bryan Singer and several other men in Hollywood of sexual abuse gets served with a malicious prosecution lawsuit while using the bathroom at a casino. You can't evade process servers forever
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(45)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
When a third party enters a market that used to have just two "competitors," remarkable things happen
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(70)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A man's desire to take ever more impressive selfies and other snaps of himself to post on social media caused his death when he tried to pose with a live gun - and shot himself in the head"
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(155)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
News station does a report on Ray Rice press conference. With helpful clip of a fight with a street actor dressed as Spider-man
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(6)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another reason to lose weight: "The more a man's fattening belly grows outward, 'the more it eats their penis.'" Subby hasn't seen his own penis in five years, but he's got a really confused boner right now
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(84)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Local news station runs story based on cell phone video claiming mom left kids in hot car to get her hair cut. The same video shows the mom begging strangers for help after locking her keys in the car. You'd better believe that's a lawsuit
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(123)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 20-year-old model who previously lived as a boy sets sights on Miss World despite death threats: "I'd love to help other confused girls and boys who are scared to be themselves. Nobody should be ashamed to be who they want to be" (w/pics)
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(349)
 
(Greeley Tribune)
 
 
 
Prize-winning goat reported missing from county fair, no information on whether it was to be used for any fraternity rituals
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(24)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
California GOP candidate decides to live a week as a homeless man. Daily Kos diarist has a problem with this because obviously Jerry Brown should be unopposed for re-election
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(154)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists claim panda breeding programs "very successful." Rabbits unimpressed
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(16)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Gamestop moves to be proactive in game sales, requiring fingerprints for your purchase of a used automatic assault game
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(36)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
There's "drunk" driving - and then there's "drunk driving a dump truck with the box up - taking out scaffolding on a bridge and causing major structural damage that requires a major highway to be closed down for days/weeks"
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(26)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Author David Sedaris, who spends up to nine hours a day obsessively picking up litter on the roads surrounding his English home, gets a town garbage truck named after him. "He's a real local hero," notes mayor
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(43)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Question raised whether North Carolina restaurant's discount is a violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 by discriminating against Christians who take the admonition of Matthew 6:5-6 seriously
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(88)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
For some reason if you were famous it used to be considered an honor to allow some artist to depict you with overly-exaggerated eyes and lips and hang it up in an exclusive restaurant
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton reminisces about that time he 'missed' eliminating Osama Bin Laden...on September 10, 2001. Cue the THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.jpeg
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(123)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for a faith-based counterpoint to Fifty Shades of Grey?
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(80)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A breakdown of who's still smoking in the United States. Hmmm... confused and mostly uneducated Millennials with identity issues? *check link* Yup
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(256)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(CT Mirror)
 
 
 
Republican Connecticut gubernatorial candidate uses backdrop of closed factory for a press conference, and promptly blames the workers for its closure- some of whom are in the audience. Hilarity ensues
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(66)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Your new global warming term: 'nuisance flooding' from high tides - which has increased 325 percent in the city of Norfolk. Surf's up in your backyard
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(116)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you more stressed at home than at work?
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(15)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"If you look closely at Obama's birth certificate, you can see someone erased 'Malcolm X' before writing in the *real* father's name"
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(140)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Tips on how to play an awesome air guitar: "Don't frolic like a sedated wombat"
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(27)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
37 arrests in the last 30 days, 202 arrests since January, a man driving off with a officer hanging off his truck after shoplifting and another man dressed as a woman stealing 18 flat-screen TVs. Welcome to America's most dysfunctional Walmart
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(68)
 
(WNYC)
 
 
 
Five years after giving laptops to school kids, Hoboken scraps the whole thing. Anybody want 10,000 used laptops?
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(84)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McDonald's responsible for employees in franchised restaurants. McDonald's doesn't like this ruling. NLRB is lovin' it though
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(30)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Three, maybe four farkers will remember P.O.P., Pacific Ocean Park, the great amusement park pier in Santa Monica that opened in 58 and closed in 67. But those farkers? They're my homies
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1999 Rep. Tony Schnell (R-OH) proposed a bill that caused the American people to rise up and protest and spurred Congress to pass laws against his proposal. Only problem was, neither Rep. Schnell nor his $0.05 tax on email ever actually existed
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(60)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Red Robin unveils 'Monster' burger, which when combined with a 'Monster' shake and endless fries, comes in at 3540 calories, 69 grams of saturated fat, and 6280 mg of sodium. One of your arteries just closed off from reading this headline
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(168)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Most Canadian police pursuit ever sees driver chased by cops until she bails on the set of upcoming Corner Gas movie
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(37)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sum Ting Wong, We Tu Low have a new friend. Louis Slungpue of the DWP providing expert analysis that a cherry bomb caused the 10m gallon water break at UCLA
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(60)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Israel: "It's Hamas' fault that we shelled a school being used as a refuge center. Again"
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(405)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon being sued by a woman whose before picture he used to highlight the unsightly presence of a "cocaine nose"
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(30)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
From Charlie the Tuna to the Jolly Green Giant to Mr. Clean, they sure don't make commercial mascots like they used to back when drugs were cool. Who/what were your favorites?
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(23)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Angel of the Morning has never been more appropriately/inappropriately used for a Deadpool movie
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(134)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Looks like Andre Reed will never work for ESPN, unless he can find half-assed blame to place on domestic assault victims
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(12)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jumped on trampoline, bruised penis
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(31)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin: "I have nothing against weenies. Weenies are fine, but I am not obsessed with weenies"
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(112)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I'm a cop who's a carp" and other gems from the pilot episode of...yep, you guessed it. Fish City. Eleven minutes and thirty-four seconds of a John Ritter voice-over couldn't help this stinker from the early days of animated shows
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(18)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For yet another year, you have missed your chance to compete in the Northern Ireland Bog Snorkelling Championship (pics)
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(10)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hey ladies--have you ever used a bathroom at the University of Delaware? Congratulations on your film debut
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(56)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Here's a compilation of newcasters passing out on live TV, as opposed to their viewers slipping into comas
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(29)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Firefighter obesity is becoming a problem in the US, especially when the jaws of life have to be used to remove firefighters who become stuck in the hole while sliding down the pole
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(98)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
World's Worst Arsonist: Confused man sets himself on fire attempting to burn down an occupied home
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate doesn't notice when his 3-year-old son wandered out of the house ending up 10 blocks away at 2:30 in the morning and refused to open the door to police or pick up his son from the police department
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Riders of the Skyhawk ride at Ohio's Cedar Point need a sedative and a new pair of underwear after a cable that swings patrons as high as 124 feet snaps, injuring two
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Taliban poised to retake southern province of Kandahar, an event that pretty much nullifies everything the US and the west did in Afghanistan for 13 years
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Officials in Sierra Leone confirm they have taken custody of the woman whose family kidnapped her from a hospital and exposed millions to the Ebola virus. The woman died after the faith healer her family sent her to couldn't cure her
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan volleyball player's coach and teammates complain she's too attractive and distracts the fans. Based on the picture I would hate to see what the unattractive players look like
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Artists have used canvas, walls, sidewalks, and countless other mediums. This artist uses pregnant women's bellies
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One problem with beer pong: Drinking beer blessed by a ball that's been rolling around on an undergrad apartment floor. Here's a solution
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Five minute segment of the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode has been released
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Pastor claims gay people are possessed by "fart demons" that can drive pigs to suicide
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
55 years ago America launched NS Savannah, Earth's first nuclear-powered ocean liner / merchant ship, with mission of persuading the world that atoms could be used for peace. It didn't work
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