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Sun February 26, 2017
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(YouTube)
 
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Man takes a golf ball out for a spin using compressed air
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hide your sports memorabilia - OJ Simpson to be released from prison as early as October
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(Vice)
 
 
 
40 years ago, Big Sugar research supposedly proved that American's diet needed to cut out the Fat instead of the Sugar. This worked out really well for Big Sugar and Wilford Brimley. Everyone else? Not so well
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New wave dude Martin Kemp talks about when he used to have fun back in the day before he got old, like the time he did drugs with Steve Strange
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The members of the ownership group that purchased the United States in a hostile takeover this November have been revealed
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Kuwait Embassy drops up to $60,000 on party at Trump's D.C. hotel. Will he send the money to the Treasury, as promised?
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today Peter Gabriel released his first album, with the lead single in 7/4 time and a hook played on a flute, for fark's sake. It barely made it to #70 on the charts before vanishing. Whatever became of him anyway?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dept. of Homeland Security finds Trump's travel ban pointless, says we need to stay focused on the real threats like nail clippers at airports
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants his supporters to hold a mass rally in his support. Y'know, like Hitler used to do
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Meet Private William Speakman. He used bottles of beer to fight off 6,000 Chinese soldiers during the Korean war: "Because of his valor, 400 British troops lived to fight another day. Speakman was awarded the Victoria Cross"
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(Top Gear)
 
 
 
So what happens if you take a stock Corvette Z06 and put the engine in the back where it's supposed to be on a supercar? The Fast Eddy, that's what. "It's a very real and exciting suggestion to what may be in store for the future of supercars"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The republicans might be too scared to face voters at town hall meetings, but they haven't yet missed a single meeting with rich donors and their bottomless bank accounts. Priorities people. Priorities
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Remember all the transparency that was supposed to happen when we gave our police body cameras? Well the police can only be transparent when the footage justifies their side, if not...well, you know
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent. Any video you post on Snapchat can -- and will -- be used against you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A branch of high street chain Greggs, in Scotland's Arbroath, is being terrorised daily by a shoplifting bird that staff have named Steven Seagull" (pic)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you took a drink every time Trump attacked the Media, or used the phrases "enemy of the people", "standing ovation", "fake news", or "electoral college", in his speech at CPAC, you are dead now
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The team that invented CRISPR-Cas9 gets hosed down by the PTO because of course they did
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
You know you are in the back woods when a person driving a sleigh reports that a man used his "flying machine" to cause a massive stampede of 1,500 elk and the reporter writes is as "yup, we live in the future"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man facing felony charges after pulling gun at Chuck E. Cheese's. To be fair, it's a reasonable reaction to being surprised by an animatronic horror mouse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump just refused to give CNN, LA Times, NYT & Politico entry into the White House press gaggle
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
In 1970, a shot from a striking teamster driver caused an 18-wheel truck filled with 21 tons of dynamite to vaporize. With photos of the hole in the interstate, and windows broken from over 12 miles away
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"I was shocked to learn I wasn't circumcised" says Captain Picard
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
If "The Chronicles of Narnia" were released in the era of clickbait thought pieces. Come for the Breitbart race-baiting, stay for the prerequisite Vox corrections
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Qantas' new reclining seats could finally stop the midair rage caused by the person in front of you - and even make you happy for once to get the middle seat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The orange jumpsuit industry poised for growth again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Homeland Security chief John Kelly wonders why the press brings up questions about military force being used in immigration operations. This might be a crazy thought, but maybe they keep asking because the President of the U.S. said exactly that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's emails released yesterday raise serious concerns about his ties to the energy industry and how he worked to try block environmental regulations. Imagine how embarrassing it would be if the Senate had already voted to confirm him
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
If you look at the real Presidential Ratings, the U6 instead of the fake U3 Obama used, then you'll clearly see Trump is the best President since George Washington, Jesus Christ, and Walker Texas Ranger
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Political parties just aren't what they used to be." A historical look at how our two main political parties started and how they've changed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Admiral who oversaw the mission to get Osama bin Laden says Donald Trump is the worst threat to democracy he's ever witnessed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kids found playing with unexploded WWII bomb on beach. As opposed to playing with exploded bomb
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Voltaire thought Shakespeare "a drunken savage," and Mencken dismissed Gatsby as a "glorified anecdote." Why great critics make terrible judgments
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Muslims have raised over $100,000 in under 24 hours to help repair a vandalized Jewish cemetery
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know what it takes to get an 8-0 ruling at SCOTUS? Girl with cerebral palsy wins right to sue school that refused to allow her service dog on campus
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former Bengals LB accused of assault and indecent exposure, immediately re-signed to the team
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
That video of a female cyclist attacking a van driver who wanted to know if she was having her period? Fake news, but the kind of fake news that you enjoyed. Not like the bad kind of fake news you're so opposed to the rest of the time
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
French presidential candidate Macron accused of betraying British hospitality and making enemies, though it's not clear if he played the mamba, listened to the radio don't you remember, remember, we built this city we built this city on rock and roll
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Bojangles' restaurants to phase out chicken raised on antibiotics. Sweet, delicious antibiotics
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
GOP has a major problem caused by paid protestors
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Tibet, who chased the cat 'round the jet, it started to claw, and scratched up his jaw, 'til he fell out and started to fret. Oh shiat, it's time. THIS is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Unlicensed Rifle Manufacturer: "Hey, I found a loophole" DoJ: "Hey, you found a jail cell"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1990 Milli Vanilli goes into Grammy history as the group that finally exposed a well-known secret in the recording industry
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
BMW unveils hoverbike based on a lego design *Do not read while sitting in traffic in your 2006 Honda Civic*
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: "We did not locate the dildo allegedly used by Pritsch to strike Favuzza"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's about to be a massive egg shortage in the U.K. due to unsupervised free range hens. The sluts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when the President playing golf used to be a bad thing? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but apparently, Donald Trump doesn't. Must be the dementia
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How TV influences Donald Trump's foreign policy. And that's fine, look I was raised on TV and I turned out TV
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(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
You find yourself homeless after being released on bail. Do you: c.) Live in a hospital closet and steal volunteer smocks to avoid suspicion
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined through careful study that the Trump Administration is filled with looney anti-science crackpots. They used a double-blind study and common sense to arrive at these findings
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Even the damn 'Wheaton' tag gets used more than this one but when you have thousands of Japanese dudes wearing just loincloths competing for the country's annual Naked Man title, it's not only appropriate but mandatory (SFW)
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
When Nintendo dug in its heels in the early '90s and refused to abandon cartridges for optical discs like every other game system, people mocked them. Twenty years later, they look like geniuses for knowing that carts will never rot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A former police officer has been accused of killing homeless people and attempting to resurrect them as zombies in a Russian forest"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Voters in red states are still waiting for that economic turnaround Trump promised
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ryancare poised to turbocharge the winning by letting Americans pay more for insurance that is far inferior, shifts more medical costs on to families, and covers far fewer people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Swedish paper mocks Trump: A moose fell in love on Friday, weather closed roads but no terror attack
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(AP)
 
 
 
Media notices that Trump's revised travel ban is essentially the same as the last one. No, it is actually different, according to Priebus, Miller and other top aides, because it has a different font
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Sun February 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man recovering from face transplant surgery pleased with result, although you'd never know it to look at him
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
California storms caused by "atmospheric river". Is there nothing smooth jazz can't do?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Last week on Snack Food Sunday, we discussed the potato chip. This week, it's all about the humble corn chip. Which is the best, and which is the best dip to use a corn chip with?
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Kinda news: Woman sues after contact lenses cause her to go blind. Fark: Purchased at flea market
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because every cloud has a silver lining, a U.S.-based t-shirt designer hopes to cash in on the assassination of Kim Jong Nam by selling "LOL" shirts worn by the unwitting assassin
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
On top of quickly reheating your leftover pizza, a microwave can be used to zap bacteria from a sponge, shuck your corn, or peel your potatoes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deforestation in Brazil has increased 30% in the past 12 months. It would have been even more but apparently they decided to leave a landing strip
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Fri February 17, 2017
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Bill Maher thinks if Milo Yiannopoulos is a "monster" he'll be exposed tonight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fake news caused China to declare war on Germany. farking CNN
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Trump promised that no lobbyist would be involved in his presidential transition. Except, of course, for the dozen lobbyists who helped bankroll it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Remember when you used to hate taking tests in school, and now you do it for fun? It's the Fark Friday Weird News Quiz
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando man accused of plotting to blow up stores in stock manipulation scheme. To be fair, they DO have a giant Target on them
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The Left will sell us their lie that Americans hate Trump and what he is doing. Therefore, the Trump revolution will not be televised
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth accused of Medicare fraud that could reach into the billions of dollars. You may remember them as the company that left Obamacare last year complaining that it wasn't profitable enough
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Ozy)
 
 
 
If you are unable to perform in a threesome and have to watch your wife have the time of her life with another guy but then everything is supposed to go back to normal...can it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S.S. Trumptanic gets even "leaner" as six staffers are dismissed for failing FBI background check
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump administration proposes massive changes to Obamacare, most of which had already been proposed by Obama
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Considering he thought all the people screaming "do your job" at his last town hall meeting were paid plants bused in by George Soros, I don't think the we can expect more than Chief Wiggums -level effort from the "top cop" on government ethics
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Google reports over 1 billion YouTube videos now have closed captions, generated by computer is grains and that allows a sense in its ability to understand the united daily work, selects of closing time tracker
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby's friend just released a new single and is asking for folks to give him a listen. How does he sound to y'all?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shell-shocked Arsene Wenger apologizes for Arsenal's brutalization by Bayern Munich: "We mentally collapsed"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing makes New Yorkers freak out more than finding out the city closed their Chick-fil-A store due to permitting issues
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Since President Donald Trump was elected in November, various measures of economic confidence have increased, some hitting record highs." You haters must be pretty embarassed right now
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Proposed bill would allow cities to determine "last call" time for bars in California. Similar bill failed in 2013, but every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP finally comes up with a idea to pay for their Obamacare repeal: Tax everyone's employer-based health insurance as regular income
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Michael Flynn was forced out by devil-worshiping, Luciferian, demon-possessed maniacs behind a global child molestation ring." Well okay then
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: ICE detains undocumented woman. News: At courthouse, while seeking restraining order against abusive boyfriend. Holy F*ck: Likely based on tip from abusive boyfriend
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These tombs and discoveries may have cursed people, so don't disturb any graves now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In response to the explosive Trump/Russia revelations and the dangerous dysfunction in the White House, a refocused Congressional GOP promises to get serious, tackle the situation head-on, and finally investigate how to repeal the ACA
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
What should be the first thing O.J. Simpson does when he is released from prison?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Intel officials are withholding sensitive information from Trump for fear of being compromised, also plan on replacing nuclear football with an actual football
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Daily News Egypt)
 
 
 
"City of the Dead" gets a little artistic sprucing up so the residents aren't so depressed because they live in a graveyard city
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
While pop-culture assassins are dressed in black leather or wear cool hooded capes, the reality seems to be quite different
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(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan was once dry humped on-screen by a Yeti ... who looked like a mummy ... and later dressed up as a giant ninja
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Russia spokesperson kindly and subtly reminds Trump that it would be in his best interest to keep up his end of the deal so that no one ends up pissed
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(Wix)
 
 
 
Photoshop this paused pose
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The tax plan that Donald Trump has is based off of one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy
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(ACSH)
 
 
 
"Though Americans probably will be too repulsed by the idea of legalizing organ sales, it is a debate worth having," say libertarians who won't be happy until we're living in a mix of Hunger Games and Blade Runner
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Grammy president Neil Portnow confirms the awards show doesn't have a race problem. People just can't handle the fact Adele's 25 and "Hello" were better than whatever Beyonce released
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The Left's latest talking point "what did the President know and when did he know it?" It's the same question the boot-licking propagandists in the media refused to pummel Obama with, when it came to Benghazi and Operation Fast and Furious
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Consumers of a substance that has been linked to cancer, stroke, brain damage, and mental illness are becoming worried about banned pesticides that are used during the cultivation of that substance
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sends woman a bill for $60 after she refused a second date
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
What's purchased in Vegas, stays in Vegas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My father is dying of cancer; he is doing a homeopathic treatment, not chemo. He used to hit on my friends, he questions my life choices. He treated me poorly and won't apologize. Will I regret not seeing him before he dies?"
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
McDonald's just exposed your buns to an unprotected nutsack
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
So your car bent a rim hitting a pothole your government was supposed to fix if it hadn't used the money for kickbacks and graft. In order to be fairly compensated you must first 1) go fark yourself 2) see 1)
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Makers of FTL making a turn-based mech vs Kaiju game? Tell my wife I love her. Who am I kidding, she left sometime before I unlocked the crystal ship
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump exposed his hand, unveiling his true views on LGBTQ rights
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-unaway) claims paid agitators protested at his town hall. Should have been worried about masked, armed people who rushed guards to try getting in. "They exercised their open-carry right. But it's obviously a challenge for us"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and his staff use their cell phone lights to work in the dark, ha ha. "Phones are portable television satellite trucks and, if compromised, can be used to get a great deal of information" *gulp*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A reminder: Trump did not fire Flynn, but he fired the woman who warned him Flynn was compromised
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"The problem is not just that the people who operate airport stores are soulless monsters; the problem is also that an airport is a fully enclosed environment and they know you don't have any other choice"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Trump/Russia collusion could be exposed by...Moby?
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Special screening footage of Jordan Peele's Blumhouse horror 'Get Out' released
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Apple-aligned software developers increasingly declare freedom from Mac App Store, report minimal loss in sales after withdrawal, increased revenue thanks to avoiding Apple's mordida
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, the temperature almost hit 100 degrees in Oklahoma yesterday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Competitor to EpiPen raises price to $4500 per pack. EpiPen price to be raised to $4400 to undercut competition in 3...2
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kremlin spokesman denies Michael Flynn discussed the lifting of sanctions with the Russian ambassador, because if you can't trust Russia, who can you trust?
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Ghost In The Shell' trailer just released and doesn't suck
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Pioneering marijuana business closed for not paying taxes. To be fair, they do have a pretty good excuse for forgetting
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oregon looks to fund education budget with a proposed coffee tax. Starbucks customers immediately protest over taxation without caffeination
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Keanu gets his groove back. Rufus impressed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Normally reserved, impeccably mannered President-elect of Germany once lashed out at Trump, calling him a "hate preacher". Yeah, whatever, like Germans have a clue about leaders who hate, based on race, religion, ethnicity, and gender preference
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Will Adele win Album of the Year over Beyoncé? Will Twenty-One Pilots be Stressed Out with a loss? Why is Bob Dylan only up for one award? Who the hell are The Chainsmokers? It's your Grammy Awards Discussion Thread 8PM ET on CBS
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangely-shaped new wine glass fits the contour of your face to intensify the taste. Supposedly better than just drinking out of a paper bag
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony: The Movie character designs are released. Meanwhile, Discovery Family will have a MLP marathon noon to 4pm ET. This is your weekly Pony Thread. Love and tolerance to the right
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: When you're accused of sex abuse in multiple states, always claim to be a former star from '80s sitcom "Family Ties"
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(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
It seems that some cows are obsessed with accordion music. Which surely means something
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Forget the Oracle of Omaha. You should invest based on the Persimmon of Pennsylvania Avenue
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A cow escapes a slaughterhouse and seeks immunity at a Taco Bell fully aware of the fact no real meat is used there
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Travel company offering safe, supervised trips for teens to volunteer and learn about local culture is absolutely shocked at revelation that the teens are just getting rip-roaring drunk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice denies Trump was confused by the START treaty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tillerson, Kushner, and Preibus all endorsed Elliott Abrams, a conservative, highly respected expert on middle-east affairs, for State Department #2. Of course, Trump showed him the door after he learned that Elliott once spoke out against him
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Report shows US Army General used government charge card to pay for strippers, instead of wasting the money on guns or ammo or something
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump administration is an empty shell as opposed to an empty suit
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Smash Mouth wanted to ruin your weekend so they released All Star's original handwritten lyrics
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(AP)
 
 
 
It doesn't count; I had my fingers crossed
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Ugly ass orphan antelope named Thanos being handraised by zookeepers is too tiny to be weighed
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers determine why oceans have absorbed so much carbon. Turns out it was a cabal of cetaceans who are trading big time on carbon credits to the detriment of the mollusks, who are pissed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I keep spiders out of my car's side mirror? I've hosed it out, used compressed air, and made threats, but either my mirror is prime spider real estate or there's one persistent spider that keeps setting up shop there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon to open a store that is staffed with only three human workers, hopefully not to be confused with Sears
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Were you a victim of a Nigerian internet scam? If you're not too embarrassed by your stupidity for being gullible, the DOJ is now taking names
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Apple promotes standard web API based on Metal as part of every 3D programmer's repertoire. Hopefully it creates an Eruption of cool browser games
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Barack Obama is personally orchestrating a Satanic sedition against Donald Trump?
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Trump was confused about the dollar: Was it a strong one that's good for the economy? Or a weak one? So he made a call his national security adviser who didn't know, said that it wasn't his area of expertise, and to ask an economist"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army once again poised to violate treaty obligations to Native American tribes. All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Donald Trump 'surprised' that being President is so much work
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You know you've truly given up as a parent when you enroll your kid in an 'unschooling' program where the curriculum is based on what the child wants to learn. "With unschooling, it really is about what their interests are"
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Tue February 07, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cannabis farm discovered at Legoland Windsor after routine check. Suspicions were raised after the Nexo Knights were spotted raiding the doughnut stand before passing out in Mini-Amsterdam
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After 2016 raised serious concerns about outside governments trying to influence or even hack our elections, House Republicans have swung into action: to advance a bill to eliminate the Election Assistance Commission which oversees ballot security
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CEO and owner of 84 Lumber says she is a supporter of President Trump, and his proposed border wall, which totally explains why her company just spent millions of dollars on a Superbowl ad depicting the wall as inhumane and Un-American
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Rattlesnakes use crazy good heat sensors to detect prey in the dark, at a distance. Heat sensors for robot e-skin will certainly be used for something different
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN host to GOP Rep: You list Islamic terror attacks but omit domestic ones, why? Rep: They are different. Host: Why? Rep: Quebec was a one-off, Host: and McVeigh? Rep: that was too long ago? Host: Charleston? Rep: but look at all the good it caused
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon admits they have carried out a few more airstrikes than they have previously publicly disclosed over the last few years. And by "a few," they mean "a few thousand"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The comedian you've never heard of, but owe everything to, has passed away. Let's raise our coffee cups, and give a toast to the Professor
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House getting a lot of postcards addressed to President Bannon, which is making our incredibly rational actual President chuckle with delight
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Uber now being used for drive-by shootings
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Mon February 06, 2017
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
Bourbon not from Kentucky, you say? Heresy But these are supposedly the best
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Patent troll sues Netflix, claiming he invented the download that can be used after it's downloaded. Presumably the case will be tried in Texas and the patent troll will win because stigginitt
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You think Falcons fans and Brady haters are pissed? Try Vegas bookies who got hammered by bets on the Patriots' comeback, Edelman's pass and the 11-2 odds on an OT happening
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Sun February 05, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 51. Patriots vs Falcons. Kickoff at 6:30pm ET on FOX. What? You were expecting a snarky headline? Be surprised if this thread even lasts till halftime
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. Super Bowl LI. Will Tom Brady earn a ring to put on his thumb or will Matt Ryan quiet all of his critics and take the Falcons to the promised land? Will the Patriots continue their offensive dominance? This is your pre-game discussion thread
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
SNL again gets top media attention after Kristen Stewart accidentally drops the F-bomb. Network fines to be imposed in 3 ... 2 ...1
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: There is now a "The Donald" sandwich, which consists of two slices of moist, wonderful, white bread, a yuge slab of bologna, and a slice of American cheese. Fark: Its creator is a Republican immigrant that has strongly opposed Donnie JT
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bright yellow car notorious for photobombing pictures of photogenic village vandalised. Police seeking tourist with poor photoshop skills
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
So why won't we ever see Star Trek: Deep Space Nine or Voyager released in HD or on Blu-Ray? Time and money
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"After a lengthy investigation into activity behind the scenes, it turns out that the seemingly horrifying video of a dog being abused on the set of 'A Dog's Purpose' was completely false"
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(The Province)
 
 
 
"For those who have met one in person, there is one word that is universally used to describe Canadian astronauts: 'Nice.' That is not an accident. The days of macho fighter jocks gunning it to the moon are long over"
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Phone blow up and catch you on fire? Sorry, but your life is a gift from the Blessed Corporations, Peace Be Upon Them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So those videos Centcom showed off yesterday of all the "valuable intelligence" they supposedly captured in that disastrous raid in Yemen that got a Navy SEAL killed? Yeah, they just copped to the fact those are really videos that have been online since 2007
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York police investigate a potential suicidal jump off the George Washington Bridge, though some witnesses say a green man on a glider was seen battling with a man in red and blue tights and tossed a bound blonde woman over the side
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Albino dementor Kellyanne Conway says she messed up when she said "massacre". What she actually meant was that time we accidentally let some terrorists in, then caught them before they did anything and fixed the immigration loopholes. Thank Obama
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(Time)
 
 
 
Americans used this election to let politicians in DC know what they want, and what they want is coal mining debris to be dumped into our waterways again
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(PC Authority (Australia))
 
 
 
"In an unprecedented move, scientists have released the blueprint for a gargantuan quantum computer the size of a football pitch"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Newly released emails show that the Trump administration was warned about ethics violations but didn't care
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Steph Curry is once again dominating the NBA. Welcome back Steph, we missed you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley poised for surge in private donations
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paranoia, backbiting, opportunism, cliques, and general ignorance of how government is supposed to operate are all part of the liberal conspiracy to make working for the Trump administration a miserable experience
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Half of Americans think President Trump is moving too fast and that he should stick to the rivers and lakes that he's used to
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like an abused spouse calling a party host to apologize for their partner's drunken and boorish behavior at the event, today John McCain called the Australian Ambassador " to express my unwavering support for the U.S.-Australia alliance,"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New dating app helps people find love based on the things they both hate. Oh, you hate online dating too?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Climate change scientists are religious fundamentalists," says a confused Pat Robertson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Local workers and Sioux begin massive cleanup at pipeline protest site to prevent environmental damage caused by now-vanished protestors
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Remember a time when Judge Gorsuch was praised by the Democrats and Liberals as a well qualified, mainstream, and moderate Judge? You know from the time he made it on the Appellate Court until the day Trump nominated him for SCOTUS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayor accused of disturbing 14 graves, must now prepare for a zombie attack
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Memo to Democrats: Trump has already raised $16 million toward re-election
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Japanese antidote for overwork is taking "inemuri" naps in public. As opposed to the U.S. where it's called the Monday afternoon staff meeting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump threatens decades-old alliance with Australia by going apeshiat on what was supposed to be a pleasant phone call, because of a pre-existing agreement to take in 1,250 refugees
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Stephen Jackson says he used to smoke pot before games. Which was evident in his four seasons where he averaged 15.1 points, 3.9 rebounds, 3.1 assists and 2.7 pizzas
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Wed February 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Saintly banner carrier for the country's social conscience and unapologic protector of the disenfranchised, Elizabeth Warren will vote for Trump appointee if the Patriots lose the Super Bowl
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/1): You finally really did it. You maniacs You crossed-over Planet of the Apes and Green Lantern....damn you, DC. Damn you all to Hell
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Federal court will decide if employers can discriminate based on age
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fast food wrapper chemicals linked to kidney and testicular cancer, elevated cholesterol, decreased fertility, thyroid problems, changes in hormone functioning, adverse developmental effects, and decreased immune response in children." I'M LOVIN' IT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's one product you wished worked as it's advertised?
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberals are whining that Gorsuch is an illegitimate candidate because Trump picked a Scalia clone to replace Scalia rather than a far leftist and make the court solidly left as opposed to balanced
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Woman goes on Jim Bakker's show and says the women's protest marchers were all possessed by demons as that is the only reason anyone would protest or want an abortion: demons
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The time Charles Barkley missed an NBA game because he got body lotion in his eye at a Eric Clapton concert
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
So you want to know how the FBI works, huh? Good news, someone just slipped their secret rules to a reporter. "Based on a vague tip, the FBI can surveil anyone." Never mind, don't read, ignore that plane
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cheese accused in pizza delivery theft
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but Trump's nominee for U.S. treasury secretary has been accused of being untruthful with the Senate during the confirmation process #alternativefacts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ESPN's Sage Steele would like you to know she was horribly inconvenienced and missed her flight because of all you activists at LAX
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Barclays Center kicking the NY Islanders out after realizing that hosting a Long Island-based hockey team in Brooklyn isn't exactly a great business model
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
George HW Bush released from hospital immediately after losing Obamacare coverage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a week, Steve Bannon has amassed a serious amount of power. What's his secret? Bloodless coup...all smotherings
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ACLU says it has raised over $10M and added 150K members since Saturday, executive director calling fundraising responses "unprecedented"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Airbnb kills tourism by selling experiential travel packages to workaholics. 'The word "leisure" used to be synonymous with relaxation, but this is now a hopelessly inadequate way of understanding what we want with our holiday time'
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Subby was featured in a report about the resurgence in psychedelic drugs used in the treatment of PTSD and depression. Story on the left and rave on the right
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kal Penn took a racist troll's Twitter post and turned it into a fundraiser for Syrian refugees ... and raised over $200,000 in less than 24 hours
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess which White House employee retweeted and praised an Onion article that ridiculed him? Go ahead, betcha won't get it right on the first try
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House issues official response to the chaos and outrage caused by their travel ban: "We apologize for nothing"
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan to test new space-debris removal technique on used ISS cargo spacecraft. It involves earth's magnetic field and extensible electric tether, with no assistance required from giant beasts or robots
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Misfires and crossed wires (farting in small enclosed space), and a satisfied smile
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Designer of a hidden bicycle motor says it has been used to cheat in the Tour de France since 1998 and all past results can't be trusted. Welcome to the world of mechanical doping
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Fri January 27, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman who accused Emmett Till admits she made it up and felt 'tender sorrow' for his mother. So we're all good right?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all the liberal caterwauling, Trump will be hard pressed to top Obama when it comes to media repression
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
At the annual "March for Life" VP Mike Pence vows to marchers that he will "work with the Congress to end taxpayer funding of abortion"-which hasn't existed since 1993 when the Hyde Amendment was passed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are going to have to start checking everyone for wires when they have these closed-door meetings from now on. Also, they have no plan to replace the ACA and are scared shiatless
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of dressing as woman to rob Bank of America
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(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Jon Hamm figures Don Draper would be dead by now, probably because trying to sell Surge would have caused him to throw himself from a window
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the month and we're trying out a new Fark thingamabob where we trade and/or give away unused and unwanted game keys. So, load em up and let's make some people happy
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(Autostraddle)
 
 
 
Born to a Quiverfull family and raised to fight in the culture wars, ex-homeschooler breaks down the religious right's playbook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman who owns a yarn shop bans those vile women's march protesters because... um... well, it's her pink yarn and she has a say in what it's going to be used to knit, dammit
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
When using a web service to fax a fake letter to the jail to get your friend released, do not use your real email address and phone number
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook decides biased news is better than fake news
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The cyber security company head arrested for treason in Russia was actually a U.S. spy, and was compromised in September before his arrest. Gee, I wonder what happened in the U.S. in September that could have caused that information leak to Russia
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Do kids in high school even use lockers anymore? At least one does, as this guy turned his locker into an Arduino-based vending machine that can sell soda to his fellow students
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
NFL and ESPN make subtle changes to revive interest in the Pro Bowl. However, most feel that it's just being dressed up nicely for its eventual funeral
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk takes responsibility for all the crazy assed shiat Trump believes
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Trump's latest executive order effectively stops US-based online companies from operating in the EU
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The whole millions of illegal aliens fixation Trump has comes from a story that a German golfer supposedly told where he couldn't vote in Florida and was surrounded by illegal voters. Except that golfer didn't tell the story and is not a voter
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
John Goodman, 64, who once tipped the scales at 400 pounds, is now literally half the man he used to be
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Google has banned 199 publishers and probably only one false positive since it passed a new policy against not-news
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And in court news, the most senior British officer to face court-martial in more than 50 years is accused of financial impropriety. And the previous record-holder? Buggery
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Wed January 25, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Kim Young Suk accused of running a brothel at a spa. Kim Young Suk
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump makes major policy decisions, pronouncements based on what he watches on TV. Let's hope he's not a Game of Thrones fan
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(Beloit Daily News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, Japan suddenly has a trade surplus after increased demand for its sex toy vending machines. Or lower oil prices. I'm sure it could be either one
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Baby Box provides many items new parents need, however it should not be used to ship an infant across the country despite its appearance
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's a vortex of suck: the parking lots at the Pontiac Silverdome are being used to store all the cars that VW bought back due to the emissions scandal
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
LinkedIn publishes ten most overused buzzwords to avoid in your profile
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Protesters who climb construction crane surprised to find out they won't be getting paid time-and-a-half
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Pub owner named Pat Mustard, caught masturbating at barmaid, claims patron beat him up with baseball bat. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Father Ted
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens sanitation worker posed as his dead twin to reap nearly $600,000 in welfare benefits for 19 years
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia House of Delegates approves 'Tebow Bill' that would allow home-schooled kids to play high school sports, be overrated, and praised for their mediocrity because of their religion
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's pretty much the first law of cosmology that you will find the coolest stuff around quadruply-phased quasars if you just look hard enough
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(The Local)
 
 
 
There are good times to be naked, and then there's "while riding a bike in sub-zero temperatures and being chased by the police"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump poised to sign executive order making it perfectly legal for him to 'disappear' people in CIA black-ops prisons, and do so without any oversight, due process, or international Red Cross monitoring. Be careful what you post here, comrades
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Since he's personally seen each and every one of them, Jim Bakker says all of Donald Trump's critics look possessed by demons
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman charged with aggravated battery for pelting police officer with a 'deadly weapon' - her wet and used tampon. Officials are investigating a possible string of crimes
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six months after Pokemon Go launch, long-promised dueling goes live
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Scientologists voted for Trump. Most likely because they are brainwashed con victims who are used to wasting their life and life savings on a bunch of outrageously idiotic lies already
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NY Times apologizes for hard-hitting story on Women's March that focused on (a) women marching (b) Trump reacting (c) upper-class liberal fathers in New Jersey and how they managed to cope with the kids and the cooking and the play dates
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
World's largest investor points out that economies based on consumer spending should probably not tell those consumers to go fark themselves
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Madame Tussauds' new Donald Trump wax figure has yak hair, as opposed to the original model's asshat
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve "Cantaloupe Calves" King claims he "got out my calculator" and did "an extrapolation" based on data from two VA counties and found that 2.4 million illegals voted in the last election. But that's what happens when you store your calculator up your ass
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
When doing the old "good cop bad cop" routine, you're supposed to have 2 cops
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Erin Andrews reveals she battled cancer during this season, but never missed a game
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bardstown man accused of assaulting woman with frozen sausage
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Stress-inducing time-lapse released by NASA shows more than 100 years of climate change in 20 seconds
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"The presidency cannot be based on petty lies." And yet, here we are
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 40 years of making decisions based on financial interests over those of the fans and motorsports itself, the Bernie Ecclestone era of Formula 1 has come to an end
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
You know you've really messed up when Merriam-Webster takes the time to call out your "alternative facts"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jay Z's music streaming service Tidal accused of inflating the numbers. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer immediately asks for helpful tips
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You're arguing with your 12-year-old son over the shoes he wants to wear to school. Do you: A) Stick to your guns B) Let him wear the shoes he wants. C) Abandoned him on the side of the highway. "What am I supposed to do? Be late for work?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
John Cleese on PC culture, politics, comedy culture and why he loves his funny, nerdy Python fans. Except YOU, you toffee-nosed git
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Today's sign that it's the 1980s again: Sales of audio cassettes increased by 74% in 2016
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want to see the origin of EVERY atom in your body and in the universe? Well an astronomer has devised an interesting periodic table so you can
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Bank robberies, which have declined 60% in 25 years, are taking a hell of a lot longer than they used to
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In one corner we have a finkish lackey with a chip on his shoulder. In the other corner we have a bunch of burn-outs used to eight years of being spoon-fed their weekly copypasta. It's round 2 of Spicer vs. Press Corp at 1:30 ET
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pope Francis directly addresses the threat of populism, warns voters to not fall for the seductive hate of the Far Right, reminding everyone "Hitler did not steal power"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm depressed. You're depressed. We're all depressed. It's hard to stay motivated nowadays. Cheer me up. Difficulty factor x10000: No political jokes, no political memes, etc. Knowing fark, cue the political jokes, memes, etc
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Sun January 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
French presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen praised President Trump and vowed "2017 will be the year of the awakening of the people of continental Europe"
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(White House)
 
 
 
What do hemp, tax returns, machine guns, and the emoluments act have in common? They're all brand new additions to the official Trump White House petition website. Bonus: 165k and counting have signed demanding Trump's tax returns be released
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"If you recently purchased meth that you feel may be rock salt, please feel free to bring it to the Sparta Police Department for testing. Tests can also be conducted on any meth pipes, needles, or other paraphernalia. Don't delay, come and see us"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Magnitude 7.9 quake strikes off Papua New Guinea, experts fear tens of dollars in damage caused
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Minnie Mouse impersonators accused of making tourists look goofy in Spain
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey, that drone you got for Christmas can be used to drop grenades on your enemies. At least, that's what ISIS does with their drones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wheel of Fortune contestant spins the wheel and almost drops her double-Ds on the wheel, which caused Vanna White to object because that's her job
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
"Bigly" is the most looked up word that was never actually used in 2016
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart talks about that funny time when Trump was obsessed with her
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Fri January 20, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I am having amazing sex with man twice my age who likes me dressed in schoolgirl uniform. He gives me money, but I've told him I don't like role-playing. He says he also sleeps with real 16-yo schoolgirl who doesn't complain. Help
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More thought provoking than that last technology trade you did in a 4X game, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Speaking of 4X, Stars in Shadow released yesterday to positive reviews, if you need your 4X fix. What have you been playing this week?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's always one who breaks the rule. In this case, the rule is: top footballers are self-obsessed narcissistic prima-donnas
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Those denial of service attacks that blew up the internet months ago were caused by a underworld fight over who controlled the profits from running Minecraft servers
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friend was reminiscing with me on phone about coolest times at a concert we could halfway recall, it was pretty cool. I was thinking it would be even cooler if all of you tossed in your stories. Gotta be some good ones
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"After the election, we asked his biographers: Will the unabashedly self-promoting and self-obsessed businessman transform himself into a selfless and dignified president of the nation he was elected to lead? Their collective wisdom? In a word: NO"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not gonna be deceased yet. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead producers say violence in the second half of the season is "toned down" since everyone accused it of being torture porn
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
If Donald Trump were sincere about protecting American jobs, his campaign would have focused on automation. Here why he did not
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you find yourself enjoying a lobster dinner, try not to think about the fact that you're really just eating an ocean-based potato bug
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Instant Pot was Amazon's top seller, and also created highest number of complaints by customers who were pissed that it wasn't THAT kind of Instant Pot
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Kentucky Speaker of the house on why he passed 'right-to-work' legislation: because...reasons
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Federal Trade Commission to file charges against drugmaker Mallinckrodt for using its monopoly to jack up the price of drug used to treat lupus and multiple sclerosis by 2,165 percent, to $28,000 a dose. The whistleblower? None other than Pharma Bro
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed Elizabeth Warren smacking Betsy DeVos around like a redheaded stepchild, we have video
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Last week: Julian Assange vowed he would voluntarily extradite himself if Chelsea Manning was released from prison. This week: Who left those goalposts THERE?
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Normally the presidential transition period is a time to heal the wounds incurred in the election cycle and unify the nation. Instead, Donald Trump has used the time to unleash a series of personal insults against a civil rights icon"
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(Barry & District News)
 
 
 
"Man dressed as beer bottle wanted for pizza theft" (pics)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Representative of group offering to pay protesters to disrupt inaguration exposed as a fraud and torn to shreds on air by...Tucker Carlson? We're fully through the looking glass, people
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You're upset that your supposed pot dealer ran off with your $40 and never returned. Knowing full well that buying weed is illegal in your country, you naturally C) call the police
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Tue January 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian couple shocked, SHOCKED to find 'micro-pig' they purchased turns into 670-lb giant. Apparently too polite to return it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meet some of the piranhas who voted for Trump and are now waiting for the cows they were promised
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
2016's worst home inspections included a hockey puck used as a cleanout plug, a sewer vent beneath a patio table, and a squirrel skeleton installed into the soffit
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Former Democrat Presidential candidate Martin O'Malley claims Trump ran campaign "based on racist fear and Russian help." Wait until 2020, dude
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish advertising company embarrassed to find out the phrase "White Power" has unfortunate connotations in English. Huh, there goes my plan for "Death to America" brand oversized coffins
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Hip-hop podcast host charged with murder. Can't wait for those prison-based podcasts to come out: Behind bars with MC Nmate and DJ Jailbird
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Soup at Whole Foods recalled for mislabeling, which presumably caused it to be accidentally sold at normal prices
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(HealthDay)
 
 
 
Children exposed to opiates in the womb may be more likely to perform poorly in school but still do better than those exposed to construction noise
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"My ex accused me of getting cancer to gain his attention." This and other bizarre moments people realized their significant others were awful human beings. What are your best stories?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening wife with nail-infused bat called 'the clown tickler'. "He claimed he created (it) to protect his children from scary clowns"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An enormous anomaly has been spotted on Venus. This is not to be confused with that equally enormous anomaly on Uranus. Seriously, get that thing looked at
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Remember how science promised us flying cars last century? It looks like they might finally deliver
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
According to a story leaked to the Daily News, Donald Trump is pissed off about being mocked on SNL, but it's probably just more yellow journalism
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Polygon)
 
 
 
While you were sleeping, gamers raised over $2.2 Million to fight cancer
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists did NOT turn mice into killer zombies. That's just silly. They used genetics to specifically engineer mice so that they could then be turned into killer zombies
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Sat January 14, 2017
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Major General Errol Schwartz isn't being fired, he tendered his resignation as is protocol, and the timing is his choice: The Trump administration asked him to stay on a few more days to smooth the transition, and he refused
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obvious: New study shows food stamps not used to buy filet mignon, foie gras, and lobster. Sad: What food stamps are actually used for
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It doesn't text. You can't check your email. And it's meant to be used as little as possible. Say hello to the anti-smartphone
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump is willing to work with Russia. Officially and legally this time as opposed to illegally and unethically like he did last go round
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man who looks like a human thumb with hair accused of posing as a male model
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
TV Land orders anthology series based on the '80s cult favorite film Heathers
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The incoming Congress is so laser focused on simplifying the tax code that it's introducing a tax deduction for golf clubs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when they dressed up Andre the Giant as the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride? This is kind of like that, but in Pakistan
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Douchebags who take up two parking spots - known as Jeremy Clarkson parking - defend being douchebags: "If people knew about the damage caused to my car by other drivers who can't park and can't drive, I like to think they would understand"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We can all thank tequila makers for bringing the lesser long-nosed bat back from the brink of extinction, as well as helping us get to third base in college
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Turns out letting Medicare negotiate drug prices might not help with healthcare costs, and not just because Trump proposed it
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
During filming of The Phantom Menace, George Lucas was warned by a cast member that Jar-Jar might be problematic. Which makes it all the more frustrating because it's hard to ignore a warning from BRIAN FARKING BLESSED
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The guy who used a sex tape to bring down Gawker justifies Trump's presidency. Film at, no, wait, we don't want to see that
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme Japan unveils "Sweet America" range of doughnuts dressed up with M&M's, Oreos, and Hershey's chocolates. Not all on the same doughnut, as Americans typically prefer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Source of the Trump dossier identified as ex-British intelligence officer Christopher Steele, not to be confused with porn star Chris Steele
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Remember the couple who advertised for a nanny to join them on a trip around the world to assist them with their three kids? Well ... 19,000 applicants later
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz says he "won't be a cheerleader for Donald Trump." Mostly because he's seen how Donald Trump reacts to anyone who is dressed like a cheerleader
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese. Rare grilled cheese gunplay trifecta in play
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson used to be president of the Boy Scouts USA, and during his tenure he ignored the sexual abuse scandals plaguing the young boys under his charge
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you go to the dentist and intensely feel the cold steel bite of his drill spinning vigorously into your decaying, exposed, cavity-riddled tooth, you can now blame a genetic mutation for why the anesthesia didn't work
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Top Republicans say the Department of Justice will "no longer be obsessed with this civil rights issue" under Jeff Sessions
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Can entrepreneur who restored closed, old-fashioned burger joint into thriving restaurant do the same with torn down Fairyland park? Depends how tasty Three Little Pigs taste
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
30 years of Showtime knockouts compressed into 13 minutes of pure punching power. Come for the artistry, stay for the "DAAAAAAAAMN, you got knocked the Fark out"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg writes a heartwarming letter to an 8 year-old who dressed as her for Superhero Day at school
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I pledge to protect the civil rights of every American as attorney general," claims Emperor Palpatine lookalike Jeff Sessions, whose record is so white it gets confused for a Beatles double album
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(Complex)
 
 
 
August 2015: Donald Trump names two of his favorite actresses. Oh, you already guessed where this is going
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FBI prefers to free child pornographer rather than reveal computer techniques used to catch him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian plane crash that killed 92 Russian solders over Christmas was caused by Russian pilot who couldn't tell his ailerons from his undercarriage
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(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
The world is your toxic and diseased oyster that's been soaking in irradiated waters
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Lynch just surprised reporters with the most David Lynch-ian press conference ever for 'Twin Peaks' revival
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oi there's no hole in my donuts, how am I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now
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Mon January 09, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the 80's remix of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" that no one asked for ever
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Call Donald Trump "New Hickory" based on his 19th Century muse
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pet health care provider sold for $7.7b to Mars. Rover pleased
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So if sunlight is composed of the full spectrum of colors and prisms are naturally produced by differences between the speed of light in a vacuum and its speed in a medium like an atmosphere, why aren't we living in a giant rainbow, man? *BONG RIP*
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Slacktivists devised a plan to destroy Breitbart and it's already working
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Climate scientists are debating whether or not the Gulf Stream is disappearing, which would lead to among other problems, rising sea levels and lessened hurricane protection. @trumpfürher: their planes are too small, get a used Boeing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe Biden you used to be cool. It's NOT so cool telling fellow Democrats to give in and hold hearings for a Trump Supreme Court nominee
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Deadpool and Spider-Man kissed at the Golden Globes
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the last thing you purchased? What will most likely be the next thing you buy?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snow Mountain closed because of too much snow
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Seattle Met)
 
 
 
Hipster restaurateurs increasingly open outdoor restaurants with most seats exposed to typical Seattle winter weather. "Sure, there's a big tent and patio heaters. Still"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Macomb County declares state of emergency over Fraser sinkhole. Apparently there's not enough tossed salads and scrambled eggs to fill it up
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Leaky pipes are making it hard for Arizona State honors students to learn anything, marking the first time "Arizona State" and "honors students" are used in the same sentence
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