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500 headlines found matching 'sed'
Thu December 14, 2017
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
A 'Large possum' caused massive power outage, and huge explosion in Rio Rancho, Corrales
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
A cow escapes from a nativity manger twice at a Philadelphia church. A spokescow states that "Stormy" is an atheist and objects to being used against her beliefs
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russell Simmons accused of raping three women, ruining the music industry
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The factors that caused the Great Recession are at play again today and we're partying like it's 2008
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
2 million citizens wrote in to the FCC to demand an end to net neutrality. Your government hears you and will work toward that end. In possibly related news, 2 million citizens' identities were stolen and used to submit fake comments to the FCC
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(finfeed)
 
 
 
MXC to unveil cannabis-based psoriasis cream, easing the heartbreak of painful elimination
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Wed December 13, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek says that Harvey Weinstein sexually harassed her on the set of "Frida" and even threatened to kill her when she refused his advances saying "he was my monster"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the terrible, horrible, no-good Trump-caused very bad day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein says he sees no reason to dismiss Robert Mueller. Rod Rosenstein to be dismissed by Trump in 3...2...1
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Last Jedi screening to be held in space. Astronauts will likely not be impressed by the special effects. Also, the popcorn here just pops up and never comes down
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kentucky state representative (R-DUH) accused of sexually assaulting a teenager sings hymn before declaring there's "no reason why I would resign"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hip-hop grandpa dressed as an elf brings cheer to everyone
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Still alive Artie Lange arrested again, this time for a missed court date
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California's Skirball Fire caused by illegal cooking fire at homeless camp. "It does appear as if people were sleeping and cooking in that area. The fire department was not aware of this encampment prior to the fire"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Broadway dog confused by Cats. Enjoy your Woofday Wednesday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandma used to buy me original American Girl dolls every year. I left the dolls at my mom's house when I went to college. I graduated, got my own place, and found mom gave them away. She won't tell me who got them. Should I sue?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer's firing from NBC not only cost him the salary lost from the network, but it may also cause him to lose his 16,000 acre cattle and sheep ranch in New Zealand that he purchased earlier this year for over $9 million
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Bitcoin has officially surpassed tulip-mania to become the biggest financial bubble in human history
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Those three "eyewitnesses" the White House provided to disprove Trump's accusers weren't present when any of the sexual misconduct supposedly happened. Therefore they didn't see it. Therefore it didn't happen. Checkmate, libs
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama election results, Trump claims he 'never met' women who accused him of misconduct, Alabama election results, Macron gives climate grants to U.S. scientists, Alabama election results. Welcome to your MSNBC discussion thread, starting @ 8pm EST
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, what ARE you supposed to do when your cover as a fake reporter is blown?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmaker molested his daughter's friend, cops closed the case, press did some digging, lawmakers from both parties want him to resign, but Gov. Matt Bevin (R-epulsive) says "hold on there"
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(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Breitbart has a pre-written web page template for when a conservative or alt-right pol gets accused of sexual assault or misconduct... and it was accidentally made live on their site for a few minutes today
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I just discovered the "Simple" setting on wikipedia, where it attempts to explain you topics as if you were 12 years old. What other less known features of widely used sites do you know?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fire caused by air conditioner. You had ONE job
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charles "wrong way" Jenkins, a U.S. soldier who defected TO North Korea in 1965 to avoid the Vietnam war, and was tortured and held captive there until 2005, has passed away at age 77
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Patriots fall after being embarrassed by the Dolphins, the Eagles will have a tough road ahead without Carson Wentz, and the rest of the rankings look like ESPN threw darts at a board to set the order. It's your weekly NFL Power Rankings
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Three polls on eve of Alabama Senate vote find a big Jones win, a big Moore win, and a toss-up. Shruggie tossed from voting booth for lack of ID
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House releases list of eye witnesses who prove Trump never harassed any women. It's about what you expected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Exploring the architectural influences of Star Wars. Naboo was based on the Hagia Sophia, Coruscant by the world of Asimov's Trantor
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Annnnd Trump just sexually harassed Senator Kirsten Gillibrand on twitter
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Police use amusing social media posts to help catch criminals. "Jorts-wearing suspect" not amused
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"In a single generation, the GOP has transformed from the party that impeached a president for lying about sex with an intern to the party of accused pedophiles and admitted p****-grabbers"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Embattled politician praised for his poignant invocation of his historical inspiration
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Uncut)
 
 
 
When is a 1953 Buick Roadmaster Skylark worth £300,000 at auction? When it used to belong to Neil Young
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Larry King now accused of groping a woman in the past, probably sometime in the Cenozoic period
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
"Hey George, how many proposed regulations have been stalled?" "I dunno, about 860 or so. Why?" "Let's print up a document for the President to sign 'killing' them so he feels like he's doing something useful." "Brilliant"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The Goat is ready to lead the Iggles to the promised land
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Three years after threatening to press charges against an engineer for doing math without a license, the Oregon State Board of Examiners for Engineering and Land Surveying finally has the good sense to be embarrassed and drop the whole thing
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman accused of stealing 144 bottles of nail polish. This will varnish her good name
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's the 45th anniversary of Roxy Music's debut album, so naturally we're getting a deluxe reissue packed with live takes, demos, and other previously unreleased gems, all for your pleasure
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Sun December 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you already purchased a Christmas tree this year? Here's why you probably paid more money for a smaller, uglier bush than you paid in past years
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The long-promised war is finally here as The Council of Ricks takes on The Saviors as Negan and Rick stop pontificating and start fighting. Will Eugene and Gabriel survive? Who lives? Who dies? The Walking Dead midseason finale, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Missed the auction on a 70-year-old slice of royal wedding cake? How about a 100-year-old box of chocolates?
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
In his career he amassed 300 wins, 3 National Championships, and created an offense still used from high school to college programs today. Coach Tubby Raymond has passed away at age 92
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida eye doctor accused of stealing $136,000,000 from Medicare but claims it was only $64,000. Apparently he and the prosecutors just can't see eye to eye
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been thinking about starting my own business. I have a good idea, potential customers, people who want to work with/for me, but no money. How do you start a company based on an idea?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gass has passed
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Fri December 08, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Finally, a politician not being accused of sexual harassment - just good old fashioned corruption and graft like a normal politician
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Al Franken's other mistake was in grabbing The Cursed Senate Seat
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Putative (Putin-tive?) CFPB head Mulvaney repeatedly pressed the CFPB to back off payday lenders as they bankrolled his congressional races
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the most Japanese story ever: 3 people were killed with a katana, one of whom used it to commit suicide, at a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. Authorities speculate the attack arose from a family dispute about who was to be head priest at the shrine
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Editorial board publishes article entitled "The GOP is the Party of Roy Moore - the accused pedophile." OH GOD I LOOKED AT THE COMMENTS, RAY
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In the mid-1990s, ESPN was so of the moment. It felt fun, airy, vibrant. People felt like they wanted to hang out with this network. But it's nearly impossible to stay cool for multiple generations." So long, ESPN. You used to be cool
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brian Singer, come on down - you're the next contestant on "Who's accused of sexual assault now?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
♫ Rudolph the recused justice, with a conflict had to go. If you asked for a statement, the court would simply just say "no" ♫
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FBI testimony suggests FISA warrants have been used in Russia probe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Proposed hookers for the troops angers military wives. Who cares if they're suicidal?
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Thu December 07, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases burglar, sprays him with bear mace "I was not dressed. I was in my underwear, I had no shoes on, and my feet ended up getting bloodied just from chasing him down the street"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When Trump uses the phrase "law and order" he doesn't really mean law and order, but rather a means to target minority groups and his personal enemies, otherwise, he wouldn't be supporting Mke Flynn or backing an accused child molester in Alabama
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Somewhere, a package thief has just realized they've fallen for the classic 'never steal a box full of used diapers' blunder
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, former sheriff Joe Arpaio is totally okay with electing accused child molesters to the Senate
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Wed December 06, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
PayPal says a data breach at a company it recently acquired may have exposed the personal information for up to 1.6 million customers. FFF- Would not do business with again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Following the Las Vegas and Texas massacres, Congress has passed its first bill targeting gun restrictions. Sure it might have taken them a little bit but they got around to loosening those restrictions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses pulled a man out of a pickup truck and detained him. Mugshot shows "detained" used here as a euphemism
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Union coal mine closes in West Virginia putting 260 Trump supporters out of work three weeks before Christmas. Last summer Trump promised these guys this wouldn't happen. Trump: crickets
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Flynn promised to a friend, in writing, that he would gut Russian sanctions
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Have you tried not being sexually harassed?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Abstinence Only" sex-ed programs are a proven failure and actually hurt kids, even if, and stay with me here, you change their name to "evidence-based sexual-avoidance Youth Empowerment Programs"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Poll released today shows your guy is going to win the AL Senate
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(Axios)
 
 
 
So remember those sonic attacks in Cuba, that were likely caused by Russian agents to dismantle our warming relations with Cuba? Well the victims of those attacks now have brain abnormalities, adamantium skeletons
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Clinton Portis and his Washington Redskins teammates used to do shots of Hennessy before games with Santana Moss and the late Sean Taylor
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Tennis instructor who took a 5-year-old's racket away from him and hit the child with it wants the charges dismissed because he was standing his ground against the kid
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Time magazine's Person(s) Of The Year are The Silence Breakers, the women who started the Me Too movement. Just in time to watch Alabama elect a man who multiple women have accused of sexual assault
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some people are uncomfortable with an ice cream parlor using a sexualized cow as its mascot. "A hyper-sexualized, obviously female cow with her ass upended and poking through a circle, tail raised up, waiting for what? I'm not sure"
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Tue December 05, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of twin crimes of vandalizing mosque, wasting bacon
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(Deadspin)
 
Weeners
 
Aleksander Melgalvis stripped and used the king's hall to cover the penis when the team celebrated the cupgull on Sunday. The parents did not like the stunt (NSFW)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The high school where 100% of graduates got into colleges is also the one where 50% missed more than 30 days of classes, 20% missed more than 90 days, and the average SAT score was 782/1600
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The GOP tax bill is one of the only pieces of legislation in US history to punish citizens based on who they traditionally vote for and is a massive transfer of wealth from blue to red states
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat: I refused to cast a woman as the Doctor because of Brexit
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Tis the season for end of year lists. In that spirit, here are 15 pretty fantastic games released in 2017
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Disused storage cabinet at MIT turns out to be nuclear reactor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another somewhat famous person accused of sexual assault. No, subby has never heard of her either. Yes, I said her
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama church updates sign to read 'They falsely accused Jesus. Vote Roy Moore.'
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Phase 1 of Cards Against Humanity's plan to stop Trump's border wall is complete as they have purchased a land along the border and retained a law firm that specializes in eminent domain
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm also worked as a series finale, leaving Larry as enthused as ever [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
One year after plane crash killed nearly their entire team, Chapecoense qualifies for Copa Libertadores after scoring stoppage-time goal in final game on what has to be the dustiest pitch subby has ever seen used for a football game
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The tax plan the Senate just passed could force lawmakers to rewrite the tax code repeatedly for years to come. BRILLIANT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫That's the night the lights went out on Garth Brooks. That's the night that they pissed off innocent fans. Don't trust your concert to no back woods Jersey power. Cause the tech in the towns got whiskey in his hand♫
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans led a concerted effort to discredit the nonpartisan agency Joint Committee on Taxation's report on their tax plan, the same agency they have long praised
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
US Senate candidate Roy Moore appears at Birmingham black church. Oh my Lord, righteous hilarity ensued. "What pastor allows an accused sex offender to address their congregation. It's time to find another church"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's The Walking Dead exposed Eugene for the genius coward he is and the Trash Romulans for what they are, creepy artists with annoying linguistics. But it still suffered like every other episode this season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Newpaper editor in Mexico says he'd like to endorse the reform candidate in his election but fears his office would be shot up by the cartel if he did. Wait, sorry, that's an editor in ALABAMA worried about being shot if he endorsed Doug Jones
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Welsh bitcoin investor's £74 million fortune is buried beneath a landfill because he tossed an external hard drive
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Sun December 03, 2017
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Do you sneeze out your mouth or your nose? Was told to always sneeze through the mouth but lately have been doing mouth closed. Thinking is, something in my nose is irritating me, lets ensure it GTFO. Kleenex handy at all times, of course
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you know there was a real family band the Partridge family was based on? Here they are singing their only hit
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you do a YouTube dare called the Fire Challenge where you're supposed to set yourself on fire, don't act all surprised when you end up in the hospital
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pentagon to evaluate the missile defense of the West Coast for places for THAAD. "Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al was supposed to be satire, not a guideline, folks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Blast from the past: If only Hillary were President, then the Republicans would be glad to impeach based on the evidence they have on Donnie Trump but since the Republicans lack what you might call a moral code, of course they do nothing
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Sat December 02, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
TV station follows up on neighbors' complaints, discovers local prisoner work crew unsupervised, hanging out in parks, smoking stuff, not working
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Epstein trial delayed until March because the judge is seriously grossed out
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Fri December 01, 2017
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A horse is a horse, of course, of course. That is, of course, unless that horse has a DNA test that reveals that it is not quite a horse. Go right to the source and ask the fossil horse. He'll give you the answer that Darwin endorsed
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man sues Philadelphia Eagles player claiming he used his Cox on her
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another month has passed since the bipartisan program lapsed and Congress still hasn't gotten around to funding CHIP. States are slowly beginning to lose funding to help their most vulnerable as their representatives can't manage a simple task
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Thu November 30, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
So that deficit trigger? It violates their own rules and therefore can't be used. Corker last seen contemplating having a spine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anyone remember when Republicans got triggered and hysterically accused Obama of hurting the "special relationship" between US and UK due to him removing a Churchill bust from the Oval Office? Oh how times have changed
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Blessed are the cheesemakers". "Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?" "Well, they helped preserve local traditions and undermine the industrial policy of dictator Francisco Franco"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP shouldn't insert triggers in the tax bill that undo the tax cuts if the magical thinking they're based on fails to create growth, like every OTHER time it's been tried, because that's just pessimism, and who needs that kind of negativity?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Susan Collins (R):"Mitch McConnell promised me there will be no Medicare cuts"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The only man who probably won't be hit with a sexual harassment scandal is not surprised to see so many sexual harassment scandals
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Bryan Fuller quits American Gods over money dispute. Maybe he can finally get back to work on that promised Star Trek reboot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News story focuses on another time Trump used the word "pussy," completely missing the point that it's not the use of the word in the Access Hollywood tape that's so outrageous, it's the fact HE BRAGGED ABOUT COMMITTING SEXUAL ASSAULT
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Very long article and video interview with the man who shut down Trump's twitter account. TL;DR Some user reported the account, he processed the request to deactivate it
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Mayor who also dressed up as the town Santa Claus busted for hiring a prostitute through Craigslist. Ho Ho Ho
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rush is the latest celebrity accused of "inappropriate behavior"
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nissan releases the Captain PhasMaxima, which sounds cool until you realize it doesn't actually do anything and only exists to get unceremoniously tossed down a trash chute
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For some reason, Republicans think it will be the Democrats fault if a short term spending bill isn't passed, which is really odd given which party controls both chambers of congress
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(Vice)
 
 
 
From the "Just because you can doesn't mean you should" Dept: DMX releases cover of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
A friend helps you move. A true friend helps you move a dead body. A friendly coworker helps you by holding the gun you've used in your serial killings without telling the police. Huh, I guess this coworker wasn't friendly
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
How is the media supposed to cover a morally bankrupt GOP?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Actor James Woods witnessed a robbery while playing poker in Vegas. He wasn't much help to the police, however, as the robbers distracted him with a piece of candy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity is outraged at the photo the NYT used of him in their idiotic feature
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
At least Project Veritas videos aren't being used to prosecute anti-Trump protest- oh fark it someone else write a better headline I'm out
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with a 'gaytivity' scene featuring two Josephs dressed in pink watching over baby Jesus? Oh, right
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
An embittered Santa, a reindeer with poor body image, and an elf who desires to come out of the closet as a dentist team up for...wait, what exactly IS the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? (8pm, CBS)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tim Floyd was so embarrassed to losing to Lamar University that he said 'screw you guys, I'm going home'
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man accused of robbing gas station while armed with hand lotion
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration shuts down office responsible for implementing Russia sanctions Trump didn't want but Congress passed with a veto-proof majority but which Trump was stalling on implementing. Confused? You won't be after you watch the latest episode of "Dope"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump abused illegal immigrants back in the '80s, forcing them to breathe asbestos dust while working for below-par wages, if they got paid at all. Here come the freshly unsealed court documents; lawsuit settlements
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 25 of the greatest guitarists of all-time. Which one do you think is best? If they are deceased, which one would you bring back for one more concert?
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Emily Ratajkowski accused of ripping off someone's swimwear other than subby's
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
People driving while playing 'Pokémon Go' may have caused billions in damages in the U.S, tenfold increase in Darwin award recipients
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Someone confused the NFL with the NHL. Duh, the NHL's nation is Canada, idiots
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EST) is 3 shows in one. Part 1 - I played with Shazam at a restaurant and made a playlist. Part 2 - a short tribute to recently passed entertainers. Part 3 - Rock & Roll HoF 2018 nominees in order of fan voting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dressed only in a leather thong, he takes me by the hand and leads me to his dungeon. I feel a thrill of excitement mingled with dismay. 'Is this the same old stale Cyber Monday joke?' I wonder to myself
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Man accused of catfishing Ray Allen thinks that Allen wants to kill him. Well, Yeah
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Remember when Comcast promised not to charge tolls for Internet fast lanes? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
After GWAR guitarist diagnosed with bone-marrow cancer, thousands sign up for bone-marrrow donor registry, chance to be slain and devoured
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If anybody knows what happened to all the methylmercury that used to be concentrated in the Great Salt Lake, please contact your local scientist
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Sun November 26, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Taxi driver, just about caught red-handed, gets off on rape charge because judge doesn't think that passed out drunk passenger ever said no
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Sat November 25, 2017
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan judge throws out marijuana butter case. Well, that's just great. Now where are people supposed to store their marijuana butter?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Who tries to sell a used coffin on Facebook? Honestly
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Fri November 24, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Broke and living in a shack, man sees a blanket on "Antiques Roadshow" appraised for half a million dollars. Then the story gets even better
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(Eater)
 
 
 
In time for an upcomin Fark Party in LA, here's the 23 best dive bars in the City of Angels. No. 24 is passed out in an Uber stuck on the 405 and No. 25 is stark naked partying solo thinking this is his house in Malibu
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump accused on hitting on the wife of a Baldwin brother. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. No... oh, he probably hit on all of the wives, so I guess it doesn't matter the specifics this time around
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That time Russian hackers used their servers in the UK to attack the German government
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
With some research goodness, this is why the FCC's proposed Internet rules will lead to trouble
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit means that "we will all have to get used to the idea that steadily rising living standards may be a thing of the increasingly distant past"
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Herpes researcher at Southern Illinois University accused of illegally experimenting on U.S. citizens
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(ACSH)
 
 
 
Vegetarians are more depressed than meat eaters. Your dog just wants to be happy
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
China's first all-electric zero-emissions cargo ship will be used to transport coal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Barton told the woman he sexually harassed that if she exposed him, he'd call the cops on her
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Australian men's soccer team coach was wavering about whether to continue on the job after guiding Socceroos to 2018 World Cup. Five beers later, he used his liquid courage to decide -- "a stereotypically Aussie scenario"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Coffee is good for you, but how good? Seven cups a day cuts chances of death by 10 percent? That's a lotta coffee, I don't know how you can drink seven cups of coffee a day anyway, I'm trying it but I really see no effects when is it supposed to
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wall Street billionaires, corporate lobbyists and far right conservatives flooded the White House almost immediately after Trump's presidential victory, newly-released White House visitor logs reveal
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"In a moment focused on rectifying power imbalances, it would be irresponsible to forget that white women have often cast the fight against sexism and the fight against racism in a zero-sum game, from suffrage to the present day." #wypipo
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Wed November 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's presidency has reduced Sean Hannity to a conspiracy-obsessed laughingstock: media critic
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
British dental pioneer Jimmy Steele dies; was noted for his groundbreaking new report on astounding toothbrush technology widely used elsewhere in Europe
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School faces controversy over teacher's take on the "Zombie-Based Learning" curriculum, in which students were asked to choose which three people get eaten first
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
If you're supposed to be working on a computer while reading this on Fark, you probably voted for Hillary
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Florida woman (who looks like Jack Nicholson) accused of stalking Tony Stewart and making hundreds of phone calls to Stewart and his family
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Florida women refuse to let a traffic jam make them late for twerk. Bonus: traffic jam caused by Trump's arrival at Mar-a-Lago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Women send explicit photos to female nurse posing as a male doctor. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
I have no problem cooking a turkey, nor the sides, nor timing things to come out at the same time. What I have a problem with are those used to be metal, now plastic, doohickeys that hold the feet together. How the hay do you remove those things?
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
FTA: 'Dressed in cargo pants and a yellow T-shirt, the man spent most of the day standing on the northwest corner of the roof, occasionally yelling and pointing his middle finger into the air.'
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
One Year Ago: Facebook promises to stop letting advertisers discriminate on basis of race. Now: Facebook still lets advertisers discriminate based on race
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Tue November 21, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The hacker who released upcoming GoT scripts has been identified and added to FBI wanted posters. Enjoy the rest of your life living in Iran, or possibly Russia, Syria or Best Korea
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In the interest of science, groups of people were assigned to take cold showers. As a result, they missed less work, had more shrinkage
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Blair Walsh on his missed 52 yard field goal: I should have kicked it harder
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Today's school bus driver accused of driving drunk on the job is brought to you by Indiana
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(Fark)
 
 
 
RIP to Farkette Morrisbird. Your humor and generosity will be missed
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man accused of beating his roommate to death over stolen beer told investigators he confronted his 58-year-old roommate about the Keystone Ice and fought with him, then left him lying on the floor and went to bed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
After an arduous battle with cancer, Farker too-old has passed away. RIP, old friend
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump Administration's first "no" vote at the UN?: You guessed it, to a resolution condemning glorification of Nazis
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
No publishers were interested in Anthony Scaramucci's book, which discussed the twenty minutes he spent working in the White House
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rep. John Conyers...accused...of ...sexual...har...assment ...by...ex-staffers
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Mon November 20, 2017
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Upscale restaurant selling cannabis-infused meals coming to Chicago. This is an improvement over the meals usually ingested by cannabis-infused diners, like a 2 AM run to White Castle
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(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
HPA spending increased in 2016 by $100 MILLION in pro-Trump push. "HPA"? That should say "NRA". Weird how my keyboard suddenly switched to Cyrillic
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yammering bag of bones, Kellyanne Conway, indirectly endorsed Roy Moore on Fox and Friends. By now, she's become fond of the taste of her own foot in mouth
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Charles Manson released from life sentence on a technicality
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says he had no idea that the now-viral "Bond villian" photo, that he posed for, with his wife, for an AP photographer, would be made public
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Creepy long-legged teddy bear freaking out online buyers. "I expected it to hop up and sprint away down the street with a fingerless fist raised in victory"
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise to potentially appear in film about California-based cult. So... a documentary?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
DC "fans" start petition for Zach Snyder's original 'vision' of Justice League to be released; will continue handing over money and escalate to holding their breath until their demands are met. Bonus: they also want Danny Elfman's score kicked off
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You'd get damned depressed too if you had to live in a glass bowl with a rock carpet, a pirate trunk that keeps blowing out bubbles every six seconds, and a fake plastic tree
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The internet used to be analog. You needed one of these to truly appreciate being "online," so to speak. If all you had was a phone book, you were like an AOL user. People with these were like TotalFarkers. They knew stuff, and where to get stuff
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(Variety)
 
 
 
'Titanic' to be re-released to commemorate its 20th anniversary. Spoiler alert: The ship sinks at the end
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trump ponders a space-based missile defense system for the US, much like Reagan's Star Wars attempt. However, given it's Trump it'll be more like Galactica 1980 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
New app released shows how people look without makeup, naturally some have a problem with this
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In Japan, you can buy used whisky
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(Politico)
 
Video
 
Author asks "What caused the opioid crisis?" Subby is going out on a limb here and guesses opioids
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump tweets about sexual assault remind us of all the times Trump has been accused
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Hiromi Tsuru, voice actor of Dragonball Z's Bulma has passed away. Vegeta inconsolable
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this, but it appears that Jameis Winston may not have used good judgment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Apparently, alcohol infused donuts are now a thing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Birmingham Young Republicans formally renounce their endorsement of Roy Moore, leaving dyslexic Alabamans confused as to why the Mormons were supporting Moore in the first place
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Magazine staff not impressed by new boss' outfit on the first day of work. Which would COMPLETELY not be news, except the magazine in question is Vanity Fair
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Stories of women who were sexually harassed at work, reported it, and had to deal with the aftermath. There should be no retaliation for reporting harassment, but if HR and management don't step up, the system fails
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News media goes nuts with "baby died due to marijuana overdose" story ... and if you guessed that maybe they weren't being all that accurate, well... yeah, about that story
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Remember that used 1996 Honda Accord on eBay that went viral? CarMax actually bought it for $20,000
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
President accused of sexual harassment. You get three guesses and it will probably take all three
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks out of Sanford mental hospital, carjacks man at knifepoint. Lamont's gonna be pissed this time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Government idea that was supposed to save the treasury £10 million a year ends up losing £107 million in the same period. Who knew little paper discs could be so expensive? (every car owner in the UK, apparently.)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The NHL's worst team is accused of spying on employees along with threatening them and underpaying them as well
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
University accused of failing to take action against student with strange sexual fetish. What strange sexual fetish you ask? Well, you'll just have to click to find outHE DRESSES UP AS A BABY HAHAHA
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. House just passed the Fark the Poor and Reward the Wealthy Tax Act
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Al Franken issued two statements within two hours after being accused of groping a radio anchor. The first was three sentences, the second much longer. Here's the full text of both
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(KABC)
 
 
 
"Senator Al Franken kissed and groped me without my consent"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Manafort associate would like to be released from house arrest because it's impacting his personal life
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Four more report on Moore on Wednesday, and the punchline's a doozy: he used to hang out near the girls' bathrooms at the mall, fulfilling the 'Methinks he doth protest too much' challenge
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
God is coming and She is pissed at Alabama
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Emergency services at VP Mike Pence's house, roads closed and no further information. UPDATE: Bomb threat/Nothing found
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
PSA: Calling 911 while you're being chased by police and demanding to speak to Donald Trump because he's your friend will not help - not even in Florida
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The House of Representatives has used your tax dollars to pay out about $15 million in sexual harassment settlements, but good luck finding out who the accusations were against
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber Jar thief confused and angry that people are bad mouthing her, blames internet for drudging up her stupid teenage antics. If the internet had been around as heavily when you were a kid, what stuff would they drudge up about you?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Odd confluence of Lakers fans, UCLA fans, Ball family fans, and paparazzi swarm LAX to welcome home three college athletes accused of shoplifting in China
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Stranger Things' Demogorgon used models, animatronics and a man in a suit - just in case you thought it betrayed Alien and The Thing by being entirely CGI
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Whiner-in-Chief wants to know why the UCLA basketball players that China released from jail haven't thanked him yet
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
I don't know what they're doing up there in the frozen wastes of Alaska, but the Musk Oxen are not amused
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Was this the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT Trump promised after getting home from Asia? Because if so, it's just him shiatting on CNN again and lavishly suckling Fox & Friends's teat
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Southern right wing religious nutjob now accused of molesting a 4-year-old girl
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania town embarrassed to be in Pennsylvania, may seek to move to New Jersey
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baseball fans go batty as historic bats used by Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth, Roger Maris, Ted Williams and Jackie Robinson all go up for auction. Bring your checkbook
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If only Cibo Matto had released a song called "Know Your Elk"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The six seminal events that caused American politics to go batshiat crazy
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Did you ever have a party so big your apartment floor collapsed onto the floor below?
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Establishment Dems: Time for everyone ever in power and ever accused of sexual assault to have their public reckoning. Also Establishment Dems: Except for Bill Clinton because that wouldn't be politically expedient
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fully-enclosed cabins that measure 40 square-foot with unrivaled privacy, plus gourmet dining, mood lighting and a 32" TV. All on the new Emirates Boeing 777 starting at just £7,000 per flight
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Burner phones generate tens of millions in revenue every year. No wait, make that PAYPHONES. In related news, when's the last time you used one, and subsequently felt the need to take a disinfecting shower after hanging up?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've never hired a moving company before. Never had to. Last time I moved everything I kept fit in a tiny sedan. Moving about 200 miles. Any advice?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What do scientists know about Planet Nine from Outer Space so far? Other than it's home to a cache of unreleased Ed Wood films
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
You can imagine my surprised face when I read 28% of Alabama voters are more likely to vote for Moore
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell: Based on my exemplary performance, I demand a $50M salary and a private jet for life. Otherwise I walk
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The 1946 Packard is advertised as brand new, but it's really the same as the 1942 model. There, I just saved you $2,000
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Roy Moore now trails in latest poll, released moments ago. So it may be too young
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A few dozen Buddhist monks perform the University of Georgia "callin' the Dawgs" cheer. Georgia promptly gets curb stomped by Auburn. Guess Buddha wasn't amused
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Noted right-wing shill Jennifer Rubin gushes enthusiastically about the future of the GOP. Just kidding, she wants the entire leadership to be removed, and the name, logos and symbols of the party to be tossed into the ash heap of history. Really
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer's decision to visit the Forbidden Fifth Floor of Trump Tower still causes anxiety in Team Trump. What wasn't he supposed to see that was on that floor?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reporter is shocked, just SHOCKED, to discover sweetened cereals have a ton of sugar in them. Reporter obviously raised on instant cream-o-wheat as a child or, even worse, Grape Nuts
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Father passes out in his car parked at a Taco Bell parking lot. Employees noticed the car but did nothing; apparently, they missed the 3 and 7 year-old children in the backseat trying to wake up their drunk father multiple times
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Overly dramatic disinherited grandson has "physically and verbally aggressed" three staff members in an attempt to see ailing grandfather. In other news, Gandalf has a side job
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former FIFA President accused of holding on to Hope
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Goose Goosed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I met a man who despised me. He despised me for who I am, a veteran. And you know what? That, that right there, is the highest compliment I could be paid"
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When you go to the animal shelter, check behind the ear of the dog you want to adopt. If it has a number tattooed there, it was probably used for medical research. Happy adopting
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
America's greatest rock band shares a live, never-before released performance of New Kid in Town from their 1976 tour
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Misogynistic sportswriter who harassed women on line for years turns out to be a teenage girl all along
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Charges against people accused of dropping Confederate monument have been dropped
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kern found to have the deadliest police. Worf not amused
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dad horrified to learn daughter surreptitiously booked trip to Disneyland Paris and used all his frequent flyer miles
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Trump's personal bodyguard testified to Congress that during the 2013 Moscow visit, and unnamed Russian offered to send 5 women to Trump's room, and that both laughed at the idea until they pissed themselves
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone Magazine is 50 years old this week. For younger Farkers, 'magazines' were these book-like things made of paper that people used to read before the internet was invented
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In what is SURELY just a coincidence. Hundreds of Russian-controlled Twitter accounts went into high gear the day after the Access Hollywood "grab em by the p*ssy", tape was released trying to get people talking about almost anything ELSE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the strangest/silliest way someone you know got caught cheating on their spouse? Subby's friend from college got caught schtupping a judge, who then recused herself from a case involving Subby's friend's wife. Top that
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More bad booze news for the Irish: Your cheap booze is about to double in price after a new booze bill gets passed soon by those that want you healthy and sober
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you try to rob a liquor store this time of year, don't be surprised when the clerk cracks you in the head with a bottle of Bailey's Pumpkin Spice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homemade ad for used Honda Accord drives price so high eBay cancels auction
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Wed November 08, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Sex offender arrested for exposing himself at a Dollar Tree. Told police he didn't feel like getting all dressed up to go to Walmart
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Apparently the alt-right is not content with being Nazi-loving sickos, they're also obsessed with pedophilia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Paul Ryan became Speaker, he said he'd he change the process so input from all sides would be welcome. Narrator: But he didn't. In fact he just set the record the number of "closed rule" bills this session, and hasn't offered a single open one
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Browns WR Josh Gordon says he drank or used drugs before every game. Browns fans: Welcome to our world
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman faces murder charges after ex-boyfriend who she doused with acid euthanizes himself not able to live with unbearable pain. Her defense is that she thought it was water
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The best author will be the one who is ashamed to become a writer." --Friedrich Nietzsche. Huh, if people read what I write and are embarrassed for me, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
PSA for Fox News viewers: Democrats won the VA governor's race, and made historic gains in the legislature. Seems Fox might have missed saying that when you were watching last night
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A black man confessed to spraying racist graffiti on his own car as a Halloween prank. Dauntarius Williams, 21, admitted to filing a false police report and being hilarious
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember when Brexiteers promised the NHS an extra £350m a week? The NHS does
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Having totally missed all the finer points of the New Testament, pastor installs a giant, gaudy, neon, obnoxious, flashing cross in front of his church
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren makes statement about Texas shooting as if she's a 'real Texan' even though she's only lived there since 2015. Native Texans not amused
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently Omarosa thought that a perk of being a White House staffer was you could drop by unannounced and have a killer backdrop for your wedding party photos. A displeased Secret Service quickly disabused her of that notion, however
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Depp's houses have been foreclosed on
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
This used to be a nice neighborhood before the old ladies started moving in
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News on cancelling Trump impeachment ads:"We could not in good conscience take their money." Subby so impressed that they even knew the word conscience that he isn't even mad they dared to use it
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The main question raised by the Texas church shooting? Why are good guys with guns so shiatty at stopping mass shootings?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dear Miss I Hate Antonia Wright, we are sorry that we added "I hate" to your name in our first letter to you. We were supposed to write "I have written to" instead. Won't happen again. Yours, Doncaster Council. P.S. oops
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
You can call tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) "The Avis Show" or "The We Try Harder Show" or even the "Missed it by THAT Much Show". Each song played tonight peaked at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
New article to be used over and over
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Interesting. Mueller's released documents on Papadapolous show very detailed activity up to July 22, 2016 and then go conspicuously vague. That's the date the Wikileaks emails came out. What. a. coincidence
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop may have promised the Russians a review of the Magnitsky Act should his father win the presidency
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hotel patrons: Oh Noes, gay marriage is being discussed by Christians in the pub. BANISHMENT
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
The Ritz-Carlton in Riyadh is now being used as a jail. A very very nice jail that is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas church shooter's identity released, incident downgraded from "preventable act of terrorism" to "there's just nothing we can do about these things"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Belief in conspiracy theories caused by our need to feel "special" or "unique." At least, that's what THEY want you to believe
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, and Kushner is also co-owner of a company with a guy who owns a company that Russian Intelligence used to buy all those ads on social media
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australians not impressed with McDonald's new food taster service
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the proposed T-Mobile, Sprint merger? Well, both companies have just hung up
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter lockdown has raised security concerns from people who worry their accounts could be killed by a customer service rep
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Beluga whale accused of cultural appropriation after moving in with dolphins
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New legislation passed that would jail offenders up to three years for "disrespecting" the national anthem
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you haven't been following the Batman comics of late, you might have missed out on the HOLY BATMAN, WHAT THE HELL *IS* THAT THING?
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The Tab)
 
 
 
These seven Rutgers students didn't dress up on Halloween for the bar crawl, they dressed up AS the bar crawl
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration's National Climate Assessment has been released, and it confirms that we're all more screwed than a two-bit reality TV star hanging out in a Moscow hotel room with a pair of hookers
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Officer who uncovered Manos' thefts refused promotion over his pink shoes, possibly on the advice of Torgo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Speaker Ryan used emails illegally obtained by the Russian hackers in TV ads during 2016. *After* he was briefed about the Russians trying to influence the election
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I really have to pee ..... What's it going to be the door with Caitlyn Jenner on it or the door with Bruce Jenner on it? Confused? Not in Texas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough writes an op-ed on how thrilled he is to finally learn why Trump is so obsessed with Russia
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cardiac stents don't work. Awkward tag for the half million used each year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller (R-at) and Hope Hicks (R-avishing) were also at the meeting where George Potamus discussed Trump meeting with Putin. Low level staffers, probably volunteers
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The NFL may have finally passed the Kaepernick point of no return
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man takes to streets of Las Vegas wearing t-shirt with cool-looking foreign word on the front, is surprised to discover it means "Sisterf***er" and not "I love you"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 46, my partner is 35. We're married lesbians and have been together ten years. Recently, the sex has gone out of our marriage; she's happy at home, not cheating, but depressed at work. What can I do to get her to have sex again?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
TV presenter sentenced to three years in jail after she discussed ways of becoming pregnant outside a conventional marriage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who would have guessed that having psychopaths in charge might not be the best business model?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I am not supposed to be involved with the Justice Department. I am not supposed to be involved with the FBI. I'm not supposed to be doing the kinds of things I would love to be doing and I'm very frustrated by it"
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bomb making suspects plot foiled when they bought wrong type of nail polish remover. He must have missed that day in ISIS school
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa proposing to his girlfriend just moments after winning the World Series not only surprised her it left Big Papi speechless
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Stop the presses. You are supposed to boil your bacon. You are doing it wrong
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
I need to call a colleague in London tomorrow, as soon as she arrives at the office, but they's already changed from DST. When do I call? I'm so confused. I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos of odd things witnessed during a flight. Have you seen anything stranger?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Pit Liquor is a whiskey-based deodorant so you too can smell like a Fark systems admin
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee says she and America are disappointed in John Kelly, as he was "supposed to be the adult and the one we didn't have to watch like a hawk," but sadly the signs he was a racist were always there
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
It's come to this: Now even porn stars are being accused of sex abuse because of Harvey Weinstein. Full fluffer circle
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The former British spy who got hold of the Trump Dossier pissed away $168,000 for it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who's winning the territorial war to control the Pacific in the South China Sea? If you guessed North Korea you'd be wrong, they just like attacking the water. It's China, and they're doing it without firing a shot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay you armchair historians, which do you think Churchill messed up more: North Africa, Greece, or Cyprus?
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Who would have guessed that Jared would be the worst political adviser in the White House in modern history?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kleptopredation: I eat you based upon what you just ate
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
For your afternoon viewing pleasure, 14 of the Russian ad buys on Facebook released
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First Secretary has been accused of sexual harassment which is ironic because usually it's secretaries being chased around the desk. You see, because secretaries are usually women. I'll be returning to the fifties now
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