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500 headlines found matching 'sed'
Sat April 30, 2016
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Once again, the Colorado legislature passed a bill to ban ticket cameras. Once again, the lobbyists' checks to the governor cleared
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What, she was supposed to let them run around loose in the backyard? In the middle of the night?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Recent bills proposed and passed in a number of state legislatures ban companies from bidding on public contracts if they support boycotts of any U.S. ally. You'll never guess who did this
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Science just witnessed space farts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has decided that its 2015 airstrike on the Doctors Without Borders hospital was not a war crime. Also, the F-35 is a smashing success, its budget should be increased 50 percent, and it's not sexual harassment if you thought she wanted it
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Self-professed time-traveler pretty sure he'll win U.S. presidency
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
When Clyde "The Funky Drummer" Stubblefield found himself 90K in the hole with medical bills due to cancer, local Madison musicians stepped in and raised 10K for him. Prince raised the other 80K
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colorado could make or break Obama's desired Ozone protection bill; clearly, the recent legalization of narcotic THC has caused a bigger break in the Ozone layer due to the prevalence of deadly smoke
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pat McCrory goes on Megyn Kelly, expecting to be praised for his signing of North Carolina's anti-transgender bathroom law. Instead, she rakes him over the coals for his bigotry and demands an explanation for his fear
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Thu April 28, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian has criticised the Wall Street Journal for an ad denying the Armenian genocide, presumably after someone read it to her
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Volvo engineer blasts Tesla's 'unsupervised wannabe' autopilot system
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Now you can relive all your childhood traumas and nightmares with the announcement of a new 'Watership Down' mini-series coming to Netflix. No word if it will be released on Halloween
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Texas instruments increased sales of processors helps company avoids 1Q 535507
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You were supposed to kill the GOPHERS, not the golfers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS footage reveals fighters as frightened, disorganised rabble
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver Public Schools: We didn't get one dime of that $24 million in pot taxes promised to schools. State of Colorado: You didn't apply for it
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Wed April 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia emerges as favorite to host 2017 NFL draft. Giveaway prizes to audience members may include officially licensed t-shirts, glass bottles, 9-volt batteries
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(PGA)
 
 
 
Flying drones deliver balls, snacks to golf course in Japan. May soon be used on the PGA Tour for bringing out 3 new Titleists every time Jordan Spieth tees up on a water hole
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos gives talk on the University of Massachusetts campus on over-boarding political correctness...dressed like the love child of George Michael and David Hasselhoff
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Restaurants in China that used robots to make and serve food have shut down. Apparently people prefer to be completely ignored by another human rather than a machine
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Apps bundle for Mac - photo editing, 3D modeling, website WYSIWYG, record streaming music, & more. But no flying cars. I was promised flying cars (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot gamer girl banned from live streaming gameplay following a deluge of complaints. Presumably from people who missed her flashing
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sources in Best Korea say Kim Jong Un only orders missile launches when he's angry. Analysts still unsure what traumatic childhood event caused him to be so angry at the sea
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccination parents who refused medical care for their young son stricken with meningitis, giving him maple syrup as if it were a cure-all, have been found guilty of killing him. Yes, even Canada has these nut jobs; it's not just the US
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Trans South Carolina teen files Title IX lawsuit after being suspended for using the boys' bathroom. Bonus: teacher followed kid into bathroom "to make sure he used the right one," yet is not under arrest
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
PewDiePie releases video pointing out how terrible PewDiePie used to be
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(Life News)
 
 
 
"In response to the nationwide Planned Parenthood protest, members of The Satanic Temple of Detroit crashed the event dressed in bondage fetish wear, baby masks and diapers and engaged in group flagellation"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Big Tissue wants you to believe bathroom hot-air hand dryers spread disease. Big Tissue is lying to you. Don't fall for the seductive lobbying charms of Big Tissue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Based on witness sketches, it seems that a one-eyed pirate with a Mr. Hanky tattoo and his lopsided friend tried to abduct a child in Northwest D.C
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Juror: Hey, has anybody but me noticed that the prosecution has excused every single potential black juror in this case? Judge: Aaannnnnd that's a mistrial. This was fun, let's all do this again in a couple months
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(BGR)
 
 
 
The CEO of Ferrari just drove a Tesla, and he was so impressed with self-driving electric cars that the company will consider developing one. Just farking with you, he called it a crime against cars: "You'll have to shoot me before we ever build one"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Fourth grade teacher busted for giving alcohol to students at an after-prom party. The good news is she's not accused of sleeping with any of them
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How many times have you found yourself with boxes of unused tampons and sanitary napkins and wondered how to get rid of them? Now you will witness the power of this fully operational industrial shredder
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Y'know that alliance between Cruz and Kasich that is supposed to stop Trump? Yeah, within 12 hours of its announcement the two of them started stabbing each other in the back
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Mon April 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood has some new strategies to overcome issues it has had in the past with producing successful films based off of video games. First strategy - Make movies that suck less. Second strategy - keep Uwe Boll away from it
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(Man's Life)
 
 
 
First impressions of the new "Ghostbusters" have leaked - looks like they crossed the streams
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tunisian Company develops a blade-less wind Turbine based on the design of ancient Carthaginian ships that surpasses the Betz Limit of 59% efficiency that windmills are limited to. When reached for comment, the CEO of Exxon said "Cathago delanda est"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever used the caps lock key? If so, why?
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(12 News Now)
 
 
 
German minister rejects a plan to raise the retirement age to 70. As opposed to the U.S. where retirement age for most people has been unofficially moved to "dead"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now that Peak Beard has passed, it's time for men to refocus on traditional hairstyles. Should you do a Johnny Depp, a Don Draper, a The Weeknd, or possibly some other definitive hair statement? "Instagram, of course, has had a big impact"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania Senator Harris Wofford explains how he fell in love with a man whom he will marry at the end of the month, twenty years after his wife passed away
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The spectacular rise of the British food festival, as opposed to the widely ignored "British food" festival
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bond film director Guy Hamilton, 93, who helmed multiple Connery and Moore movies including Live and Let Die, .... well, in this tab, we used to say live and let live
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In new book, steroid-era slugger Bret Boone says it was booze, not pills or the juice, that caused his career to fall apart in 2005. "Eventually I made the mistake of switching from beer to clear"
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Sat April 23, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
"There was the odd sign posted, asking vendors not to sell to minors. Based on the throng of spaced-out high schoolers wandering the beach Wednesday, not everyone heeded the call"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boston Uber drivers are surprised to learn that they sued Uber, lawyers are going to get rich, and they're getting next to nothing
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Judge orders a New Jersey school district pay a music teacher $1.8 million, saying her asthma and other chronic lung issues were caused by a moldy classroom the school forced her to teach in
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ever heard of someone getting their charges dismissed but still be confined to their home on electronic monitoring?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Will Fark link to gay news sites like Towelroad or The Advocate, or is subby just wasting his time to submit them? Link goes to story of Diversity Meeting that used No Homo Bro in email
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember that $6 million the Trump campaign promised to veterans? Well, the Trump campaign hopes you don't because they went and lost it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virginia's governor restores voting rights to 200,000 convicted felons in the state who have completed their sentences, which ironically will almost exactly replace the 198,000 poor and minority voters who were disenfranchised by 2013's voter ID law
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Greenland has exactly three motorcycles and other statistical oddities caused by having a population the size of a large US university
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Man who created malware that drained people's bank accounts is sentenced to prison. Which is not to be confused with legal software that is even more efficient at cleaning out people's life savings - TurboTax
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(Salon)
 
 
 
State Department says Israel used disproportionate violence in Gaza, no doubt blinded by the garish ties and ranch dressing
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
DC Comics' stupid move of the day comes as they fire Vertigo's executive editor for not being able to fix the mess they caused, while simultaneously protecting and rewarding the serial sexual harasser who ruined the Superman titles
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Thu April 21, 2016
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
With a mega-quake about to hit, a super-volcano about to blow, the state of Washington can add a 1 million gallon tank of plutonium infused toxic waste about to rupture to their list of woes. Luckily it will empty directly into the Columbia River
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New medication tracking system called the Pill Drill remembers when people are supposed to take their pills. Which will mostly be for the depression prescriptions they'll need once they realize they've paid $199 for an alarm clock
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince had a secret vault which contains 2,000 unreleased original songs
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
That road is closed today, you know / You can't drive there no more / For what may look like H2O / Is H2SO4
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korean launches televised chef competition. Todays' secret ingredients: sawdust, old book bindings
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
The FBI spent over $1 million to break the San Bernardino iPhone but based on the usefulness of the data could have smashed it with a hammer and lost nothing of value
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red-dressed Blanchett
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
U.S. doctors call to combat climate change, after seeing how much global warming has raised their country club dues because of all the additional golf course watering
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Trump publicly trashes NC HB2. Millions of his supporters are now confused about who to hate
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
McDonald's: "You know how we're supposed to have all-you-can-eat fries at one of our restaurants? Yeah, about that"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Blade Runner sequel to be released earlier than expected. Considering we've been waiting for a sequel since about 1983, "earlier" is definitely a subjective term
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Wed April 20, 2016
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
House of Pain's Danny Boy O'Connor buys house used in movie The Outsiders and is renovating it into a museum for the movie. Stay gold Danny Boy
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Newly released documents show the things that Bin Laden was afraid of. Surprisingly, a midnight helicopter raid by Seal Team 6 was not among them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
An oral history of how the Factory of Sadness was built on the tears of Browns fans and one glaring missed draft pick
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump will now follow the same rules that supposedly rig the election against him
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Angry citizens demand answers at a city council meeting in Placentia, CA after several city council members accused of embezzling $4.3 million. But, oddly, not the answer to: "Who thought PLACENTIA was a good town name?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In honor of 4/20 day, here's how many people have fatally overdosed on marijuana, a rate which has held steady over the years
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Elvis Andrus busts out home run trot on a double, Adrian Beltre is not amused. This is a teachable moment
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Expert" explains how to recover from a sleepless night. If you guessed the "expert" advice was go back to bed and get some more sleep, you win a No-Prize
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Ted Cruz and Sean Hannity split for good yesterday. Hope they at least got to enjoy some fun breakup sex
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey reveals he posed as Johnny Carson's brother to scam free theater tickets
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The 'River Monsters' crew find a castaway on a deserted island. Gilligan is not impressed
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Well there certainly won't be any conflicts of interests for Twitter's new Managing Director for Greater China just because she used to work for the PLA and has ties to the Great Firewall. Nope, none at all
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Imhotep will not be pleased
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Today's headline that probably killed when someone used it in a seminar powerpoint: "Quantum computing closer as researchers drive towards first quantum data bus"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's cofounders arrested for seditious activities, prep new flavor "Jailbird Crunch"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What can't 3D printing do? This time it was used to make new feet for a duck
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's guitar used on Nirvana's final tour is going up for auction. It's described as virtually new because Cobain never really used it, as he focused more time sounding like a brick in a blender while onstage
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin has a suggestion for a 'Game of Thrones' spin-off. Naturally it's based on another set of stories he hasn't finished yet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Branding elements for new marijuana businesses are stereotypical and overused, leading to confusion in the marketplace. As opposed to marijuana itself, which just leads to confusion in its users
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Ann Coulter, cheating on your wife is OK as long as you do it in church. Subby must have missed that part in the Bible
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Swimming great Grant Hackett is used to exposing his nipples as a swimmer, is accused of squeezing somebody else's on a plane
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(WNCT Greenville)
 
 
 
Could Yellowstone SUPER volcano erupt soon? Could Donald Trump be our next president? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop? Will the Cubs win it all? I'm sorry, I thought I was supposed to add other stupid questions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of yelling racial slurs at a Cuban guy and running him over with his truck. Oh, and the mugshot completes a trifecta here
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Drone footage of Japanese bridge that collapsed into gorge during earthquake and landslide. Yep, that's gonna take some time to fix
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Every Dazed and Confused character ranked by coolness. Discuss
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC's Governor McCrory told Meet the Press "We have to have more dialogue not threats" ... after HB2 was proposed, passed, and signed in a single day with no debate
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
What's worse than your baby having brain cancer? Getting the news your baby may also have been exposed to measles while at the hospital
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Sat April 16, 2016
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
That sweet deal that you got on your new house may be because it used to be a meth lab, which the seller didn't tell you about. Enjoy spending $30k to clean it up
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones may have two shortened final seasons, both of which will air before book six is released
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Athens, Georgia: historic home of major university, a vibrant Indie music scene, and a dudebro who used fart spray in a crowded bar
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Put down that stapler, it's Friday and time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? What should other Farkers try? This week subby played more new Master of Orion and Kim (Early Access open-world RPG based on the Kipling book)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor insists that he dropped assault charges against Trump's campaign manager based "purely on the facts," including facts like, whoa, Trump's got a lot of money and, holy shiat, his supporters are farking nutjobs
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone questions the amount of acid Bernie has used. Not sure if she thinks its not enough or too much
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The stories never end: Now Johnny Manziel and friends accused of trashing rented house causing $32,000 in damage
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The 2016 NFL regular-season schedule has been released. The Panthers and Broncos will meet for the opening in a rematch of Super Bowl 50. The games you look forward to discuss to your right, please
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Thu April 14, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Judge clears the way for Katy Perry to buy her dream convent; Will not be the first female resident who kissed a girl
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(New York Daily News)
 
Audio
 
The audio of the racist rant that Hulk Hogan sued Gawker to keep hidden has finally been released
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great. Now North Carolinians are opposed to breasts, too
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(The Local)
 
 
 
US scolds France for violent cops and dirty prisons, in bizarre move that leaves both pots and kettles confused
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(Food.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Smoked, baked, braised, pulled, swimming in sauce, dry rub, whichever ya like. This here's a BBQ thread.. show us how it's done
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The Chicago Police Department Is Having a Devastatingly Bad Week" - As opposed to every other week when it's always sunshine, rainbows and lollipops
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
'There goes the neighborhood' used to mean the exact reverse of this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian defense officials don't understand why Americans are so "distressed" over their pilots buzzing a destroyer. "Sorry, but the pattern was full"
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Trump promises to make Pittsburgh's steel industry great again, not letting details like the fact that the last steel mill there closed 20 years ago get in his way
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
But what am I supposed to do with the other six days of the week?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man gets an extra tearjerker of a song in the sleeve after buying used vinyl LP
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Paul Carey, former voice of Detroit Tigers' radio, has passed away. "If God had a voice it would sound like Paul Carey"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In-n-Out, apparently unaware of their own name, is threatening lawsuit because a model used their food in a sexually suggestive manner
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
He may not be the hero this funeral needs, but he is the hero this funeral deserves. Okay, so he's dressed as Spiderman not Batman, but you try writing funny headlines with all this dust in here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan may have refused to run for president yesterday, but that apparently isn't stopping wealthy GOP donors from trying to drown him in a flood of cash, as he reported raising over $17 million in campaign funds in the first quarter of 2016 alone
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
More catfighting from the recent RnR HOF ceremony: The Black Keys were pissed that Steve Miller didn't know who they were
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sailor takes on 12 labors to benefit war vets. Hercules impressed
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman gets off after being accused of beating husband upon finding his dildo
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Rather than resorting to scaremongering and demonizing their opponents like the NRA does, the Brady Campaign uses logic and fact-based reasoning: A video showing Alice in Wonderland shooting herself in the face
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Man says too much music, masturbation caused him to vandalize home, ordered to stay away from Fark parties
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Emojis were supposed to be language's Great Equalizer, something we'd all interpret the same way. But that's not happening, partly because the same emoji can look different depending on the phone. Is it time for an Emoji Regulatory Agency?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The rules are stacked against me," is the complaint of: a) Small business owners b) Disenfranchised voters c) The guy whose campaign is built on not following "The Rules"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"We call it 'the archive,' and we haven't released anything from that," Haggard explained. "When I get unable to record or sing anymore or get killed or something, well, they'll probably put it out." - Yep, looks like all of the above
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eli Manning knows life without Peyton in NFL will be adjustment; will have to get used to hardship of increase in sweet, sweet endorsement deals
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hosting the World Cup and the Olympics was supposed to let Brazil show the world that it was an emerging world power. Between the recession, the corruption, the Zika virus, toxic Rio water and impeaching their president; it's done the opposite
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Coca-Cola cup holders installed on supermarket shopping carts are "only to be used with Coca-Cola products"
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(NESN)
 
Video
 
Big Papi surprised at Bosox home opener by daughter singing National Anthem
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Final episode of "American Idol" draws 13.3 million viewers. Mostly those who used to watch in the early years just to see if Paula Abdul would make it all the way through the show without falling down
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The creative team behind the Deadpool movie were just as surprised as everyone else at the film's success
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
NASA has released audio of what space sounds like and it's really spooky and available in a 24-hour stream
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
She was all he'd ever want, she's the kind he'd like to flaunt and take to dinner, but now Tom Jones' lady has passed away. F Cancer/2016
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
The Kepler planet-hunting telescope has recovered from emergency mode. Scientists are now reviewing the logs to identify what may have caused the problem, and to determine which group of aliens wiped out the last five days of obser----++++NO CARRIER++++
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO writer proposes a total annual cap of $1 million dollars, probably because he is too poor to afford a Panamanian-based shell company to zero them out
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Metallica's Enter Sandman has been turned into a folk song by a band of four sisters who say they're impressed by its "poetry"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gay policemen used to hide in the shadows, now they are out and proud. No word on if any of them is a member of a disco-era group that include an Indian, a construction worker, and a cowboy
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Warriors win their 72nd game of the season. Local hardware store is accused of gold spray paint price gouging
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Look, MotY candidates. If you've just abandoned your 5-year-old son at a Walmart to be found and raised by someone else, then spent the last hour having sex in a nearby apartment, don't come back to the store after to see if he's still there
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There are only 300 wolverines left in the lower 48 States, but the US Fish & Wildlife Service reversed its "endangered" listing because money. Judge says, "Your arguments for de-listing are absurd; try again"
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Sat April 09, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
You may think you're a badass, but are you a 70-year-old, cane-wielding, chased-off-a-robber at-Waffle-House badass?
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Oh hi, thanks for using our sperm bank to conceive your child. Turns out that donor wasn't the PhD candidate we advertised, he was a career criminal with schizophrenia. We good? Kthxbye"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian foodies unimpressed by inflammatory French video demonstrating one-pot recipe for pasta alla carbonara with creme fraiche and onion. "We're open to all kinds of variations on the carbonara, but this goes too far...désolé"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado's proposed universal healthcare organization would rank 80th on the Fortune 500 list if it were a private company. Revenues would surpass state budget by over $16 billion
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan invents the salad cake: all the spongy texture of a cake, all the great flavor and vegetable-based nutrition of a salad. We shall call it....sake! No wait
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
East Coast NFL teams opposed to rare occasional travel that would be easier for West Coast NFL teams
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Andrew Moore was a WWII veteran raised in an orphanage who never married and outlived his friends. He died with no will, no instructions and no next of kin. But thanks to his neighbors, today he'll be buried as a hero at Arlington Cemetery
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook doesn't yet recognize "Polyamorous" as a relationship status, which means we're all being oppressed or something
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Thu April 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Father of 7 accused of credit card fraud found collecting child porn as well as having a sex slave tied to a stripper pole in his house, or as Michiganders call it, "Thursday"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Libya's Tripoli-based government will "cease operation" and absolve itself of responsibility for the country's fate. Apparently they got the idea after watching elected officials in Flint, Michigan
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia 76ers GM Sam Hinkie steps down from his position in a THIRTEEN page letter addressed to the team's ownership group
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know who has financed the scandal caused by the Panama Papers? I'll give you some random letters. U. S. A. and S. O. R. O. S
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That moment when you don't know if you endorsed Ted Cruz or not
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(Cycling Weekly (UK))
 
 
 
Old man yells at clouds, reminisces: "Cycling used to be such a cheap sport"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home. And this little piggy was slathered in grease and chased through the streets by Spanish school children
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
For decades, owner of no-tell motel used hidden cameras to watch guests have sex. He would have gotten away with it if not... wait, he did get away with it?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
China, jealous of Jessica McClure, throws kid down well then shows dramatic televised rescue
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist chased and nearly driven off the road tries to file a police report but is told that road rage is a common problem and that he shouldn't bother. Guess which state
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Do you have what it takes to be a professional wombat cuddler? If so, Derek the ugly-assed baby wombat would like to interview you
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Was the first known cocktail shaker used: A) In America in the 1900s, B) In France in the 1800s, or C) In South America before the birth of Christ?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
For decades millions of statin users have complained the drugs caused muscle pain and weakness and the medical community has chalked it up to their imagination. But now that it's been seen in a study of 500 people, they are VERY CONCERNED
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study shows that humans are aroused by touching robots in their no-no places. With robot butt touching gif goodness
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists analyze ancient horse poop to figure out where Hannibal crossed the Alps
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Using proxy buttocks made of pig parts, a team of Canadian archaeologists has determined that the earliest known injuries caused by buckshot occurred during a battle in the War of 1812"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"If you were in a lightsaber duel, both you and your opponent would have body parts vaporised in a single clash"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey Target stores trying to lure in the younger crowd by offering used syringes with their clothing lines
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
When you poop on someone's lawn, don't be surprised when they try to stab you for it
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Rice, a staple diet for much of the world, could be converted to use a slightly different type of photosynthesis, increasing yield by 50% while using 50% less water, and less fertilizer used. Naturally, some people have a problem with this
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The US Army plans to spend another 12.5 billion on drones before the year is up. That's the equivalent of 10 million college textbooks, which could be used to teach kids how awesome war is
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart sells T-shirts with University of Maryland logo superimposed on map of Massachusetts. Then it gets weird
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major drug companies have raised prices over the past five years, sometimes doubling the prices of medications, according to an analysis by the No Shiat Sherlock Institute
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Defense secretary Robert Gates: President Obama "double-crossed" me on budget cuts to the Pentagon after promising me there wouldn't be any "significant changes"
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
It sucks when you're Ted Cruz and you've been wrongly accused of having an affair. It sucks worse when a fake account uses your picture claiming to have had an affair with Ted Cruz
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes takes the front row, but Ferrari isn't far behind. Alonso is out due to broken ribs and a collapsed lung from Australia with Vandoorne debuting in F1 in his place. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain thread at 11am on NBCSN
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Couple builds 4,000 square-foot "dream house" from 9 used shipping containers that cost $2,200 each; still manage to blow $500,000 on it before landscaping
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana dispensary wants to buy naming rights for Mile High Stadium and rename it "Native Roots Field at Mile High." No word on why they passed on "Eight Mile High Stadium"
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Mother charged with child neglect after she committed the heinous act of making her daughters walk to school after they missed the bus
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Festus Ezeli released by Warriors
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uncle Ben's back and boy is he pissed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood official points out that the reason so many "pro-life" advocates denounced Donald Trump's abortion comments was not because they disagreed with him, but because nobody was supposed to say that part out loud yet
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police arrest three bikini-wearing women accused of beating up a fourth bikini-wearing woman after reviewing video taped evidence over and over and over and over again
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
I used to be a philanderer like you, until I took a bullet to the knee and somehow the testicles
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal Special: Curry Bible. Flying Spaghetti Monster...confused. (UnSponsored Link)
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Deeper than the cheeto dust on your keyboard, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you picked up/been playing this week? This week, GOG & 2K struck a deal and released all the original X-COM games, Pirates, Railroad Tycoon 2 & 3 etc
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The CIA would like to assure everyone that the explosive they left on a Loudoun County school bus after it was used for a training session would not have exploded without a blasting cap so you don't have to ask about any of this
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Fan Duel, Draft Kings announce they will suspend all wagering on college sports after a meeting with the NCAA in which colleges expressed horror than anyone might be PROFITING off the athletic exhibitions staged by their amateur scholar-athletes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Armed squirrel hunters caused a lockdown at an elementary school. That's what we get for trying to educate squirrels
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Cities found to be home to populations of super-smart raccoons: "We've devised all sorts of ways of protecting our garbage, which all fail"
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(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Yesterday was the 17th anniversary of Fabio getting goosed at Busch Gardens. Never forget
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The issue isn't merely that no one pays for porn anymore. It's that the entire media landscape has collapsed in on itself. Without a thriving video rental and PPV market, it's harder to make back millions on a Hollywood-quality porn"
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
It's bad enough being murdered, dismembered, burned, and then disposed of in a gravel pit...but being urinated on by the cadaver dogs searching for your body has got to be the cherry on top of the crap sundae
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(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
The Court-ordered monitor who is supposed to ensure HSBC is not laundering money..again..is just a wee bit suspicious of the loans it made to a company exporting mini-skirts to Iran, and the customer who used a garbage bag of cash to open an account
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby to be exposed by playboy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett increases his stake in Wells Fargo to 10%, after increased interest in their mortgage departments, banking divisions, stagecoach deliveries
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
First-graders in Alaska accused of trying to kill classmate, although it was a Waldorf School so all they had access to were all-natural, non-toxic poisons that came with the seaweed they ate for lunch
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Tue March 29, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
CEO who caused a gas leak that devastated a California community gets a nice, hefty $3 million bonus
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google announces Fiber Phone, a home phone service based on Google Fiber. In related news, NASA is designing a horse-drawn Mars rover
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jesus falls off cross during crucifixion reenactment in Guatemala. They should have used longer nails
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
"You might be surprised to learn that many people with substance use disorders suffer from nutrient deficiencies." Please take this laundry list of multivitamins and supplements to offset this and give your body the nutrition it craves
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
100 Jokes/100 Comedians: Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My Dad can beat up your Dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
[Windows 10 update notifications] were on display at the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying beware of the leopard
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You tossed my sneakers up onto a power line? Payback's going to be a b*tch, my friend
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents accused Britain's Channel 5 of "traumatizing children" by airing Watership Down on Easter. "We thought we were watching a fun kid's movie about rabbits. They started killing each other." Good thing they didn't stay up for Night of the Lepus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Within minutes of the shooting at the Capitol Visitor's Center, Fox News was already calling for increased police patrols of Muslim neighborhoods across the country. Then they learned the shooter was a Christian terrorist
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police chief accused of "sack whacking"
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"A few years ago, a Phoenix-based photographer teamed up with physicists at Princeton to explore the unusually uniform rings a drop of whisky leaves behind when it dries. Now those physicists have published their findings in Physical Review Letters"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"State Police responded to a home and found Kevin Smith, deceased of unknown causes". He couldn't have waited three more days?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family members of a late WWII vet who documented atomic bomb tests in the desert are about ready to nuke the VA from orbit. "He was excited about getting his own chair, but unfortunately it didn't come until a couple months after he passed"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sixteen Republican senators - over 25 percent of the GOP caucus - now say they will meet with Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland. Supposedly because they don't want to appear to be obstructionist. Or rude. Or.....Republicans
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New cellphone looks like a gun... my bad, new gun looks like a cellphone. Police advised to shoot anyone carrying anything
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Rowan Atkinson passed out after watching daughter in raunchy cabaret show. Guess she's not that hot to him when she's scantily-clad like that ....Yes Subby is having a seat
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
The last time a group of Virginians collapsed this badly, Abraham Lincoln gave an address about it
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Sun March 27, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can you guess how long it takes to burn off a Cadbury creme egg? What about a hot crossed bun? The answer will take your breadth away
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new Ben and Jerry's Flavor based on the 2016 election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jaguar to re-introduce XKSS. I wonder if they used the last 60 years to figure out how to make one start in the rain?
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I used to be sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a man who tore a knee ligament while trying to take his shoes off
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: "Ted Cruz has been divinely anointed by God to be president and has been raised from birth to save this nation"
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Millennials might whine that they hate online ads, but they make half of all their purchases based on them
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's how a master carpenter makes a workbench. Unlike your projects, a chain saw was never used
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(DeKalb Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Remember that cold case from 1957 which was miraculously solved five years ago? Turns out the prosecutor based his case on the defendant being able to teleport
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Atari just released over 100 of their old 70's and 80's era console games on Steam. Looks like it's time for a Fark Missile Command tournament
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man robs bank disguised as Pippi Longstocking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Everyone's stressed about the time the pubs are open this Easter weekend. Hurricane prep required, maybe an escape plan
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Iggy Azalea: 'The craziest thing I've heard about myself is I used to be a boy'
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
ISIS no. 2 reportedly killed. This is not a repeat of when we used to do the same shiat to Al Qaeda
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Will says Trump's campaign is based solely on vulgarity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You might know about Peyton Manning being accused of sexual assault, but how about the time he almost fought reporter Jay Glazer during the Pro Bowl?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Has ISIS started using bacon bombs, and might this mean that our bacon-based offensives are no longer effective against them?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Glasgow Iman who praised a terrorist says he was just "misunderstood," and by misunderstood he means he totally supports terrorists who murder people
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Thu March 24, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Easter, you used to be a Catholic holiday to take off. What happened?
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's 2011 Voter ID law mandated a public service campaign to inform voters about the IDs that would be required, which of course the legislature has refused to fund. Ta daa
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ever wonder who was the person looking out of the center field clubhouse window at the precise moment Willie Mays made one of MLB's most famous plays? Prepare to be surprised
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Supposedly free-market Republicans are now more anti-free trade than Democrats
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
"To believe in a supernatural god or universal spirit, people appear to suppress the brain network used for analytical thinking" scientists say
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
How to tell your vote might have been suppressed: A) The votes tallied match polls exactly. B) Your usual polling location was changed/removed. C) The governor and mayor ask the DOJ to investigate. Or D) All of the above
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Danny Elfman's daughter talks about Fun Size Horror and her bestie, Clive Barker. Confused? You won't be, after this week's edition of The Mary Sue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since Texas passed a law in 2013 imposing new restrictions on abortion clinic, the number of abortions performed in the state has declined, by almost exactly the same number as the number performed in neighboring NM's has increased
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You'll be pleased to know that the former New York Fed employee who went to work for Goldman Sachs managing the unit he used to regulate, and had his former co-workers send him confidential docs about his bank has had his wrist thoroughly slapped
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
British Judge approves the extradition of the "flash crash " trader who single-handed caused the US stock market to crash in 2010, even if he was slightly incredulous that the US was actually going to bring charges for a financial crime
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(Newlaunches)
 
 
 
Russia unveils new armored fire trucks based on T-72 and T-80 tanks: "It weighs 60 tons and can carry 25 cubic meters of water. It can fight flames from a distance of 100 meters"
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
How to stop PMS hormones from turning you into an irritable, paranoid, depressed mess... Well this one's easy, just get some buddies and go on a road trip to Vegas until she stops throwing the phone when you call her
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In 1969 Hillary Clinton moved to Alaska to work the salmon 'slime line.' Bill Clinton visibly aroused
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves retooling their lineup ... at the concession stands with things like The Punisher: Rib meat slathered in Monster energy drink-infused BBQ sauce
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(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
Soccer goalie writes love letter to his goalposts: "I was 12 when I turned my back on you. I promised that I would do everything not to see your face again. To protect you, to be your first and last line of defence"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama slammed for going to a baseball game in Cuba while Belgium blows up instead of carrying stretchers in Brussels or whatever he's supposed to be doing now
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago tries an ingenious solution to combat its "beach butt problem," but sadly we're not talking about the one that's caused by overindulging in Italian beef sandwiches and pączkis
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Volcano gods appeased...for now
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Long before King Abdullah kissed Bush, Saudi Arabia had already wooed its way into Washington's heart
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Mon March 21, 2016
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"As you all know just last month I endorsed Chris Christie for president, and that worked out really well. So I'm here today to take a moment to publicly endorse Elizabeth Warren, Marty Walsh and Maura Healey for governor in 2018"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Olivia Newton-John, Remember your ex who supposedly vanished a decade ago on a fishing trip? Well, he and a new girlfriend have reportedly been spotted in Mexico, getting physical
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In 2014 Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland was accused of protecting an arch-conservative judge charged with ethics violations who had suggested blacks and Hispanics were "predisposed to crime"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Slurpee turned 50 last weekend, so let's see what kind of containers enterprising customers used on "bring your own cup day"... OH LAWD
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Sun March 20, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What? A prophet that will raise me from the dead after I die for just $1,000? Take my money cuz I'm already on my way to the promised land
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(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the software used for creating Futurama and other cartoons is being released as open source
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
By USMC invitation, Imperial Japanese Navy veteran, 90, visits Iwo Jima for first time since 1945 to remember doomed soldiers his ship used to resupply with food and ammo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's how directors used to make monster movies back when there was no CGI and nobody had much of a budget for special effects anyway
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Massachusetts doesn't want anybody to know about its secret plan to (a) send Trump supporters to concentration camps, (b) move the Yankees to Worcester, or (c) convert highway exit numbers from sequential to mile-based
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(USC)
 
 
 
There's a new kind of chess based on quantum mechanics and the only way to win is not to play
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
A helicopter was used to install the all-glass "Skyslide" between the 72nd and 69th floors of the US Bank building - on the outside, so passersby could gaze up at it and mutter, "Nope"
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Sat March 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada's most dangerous woman has once again been released from prison, and now she's coming for YOUR grandpa because he's lonely since you don't visit
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Within a year of his death, Andrew Breitbart warned Republicans of Donald Trump, whom he dismissed as a non-conservative. "If these guys don't learn how to play the media ... we're going to probably get a celebrity candidate"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time the media ask Republicans how the Kansas economy is doing. Pretty sure they'd like to know what's going on there being that a Kansas-based platform is what the Republicans are running on
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I saw their bodies tossed skyward, like ragdolls thrown into the air by the late great Andre the Giant. They appeared weightless, hitting zero-G like the crew of a forgotten Apollo mission whose only mission was to obtain a beef and cheddar Classic"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lawmaker's daughter accused of attacking mom's rival with a staple gun. Very tacky
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Flint burglary where water files stored 'an inside job,' police chief says. Hey has "Watergate" been used for a political scandal yet? It's kinda catchy
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon Public radio finds proof that local GOP officials were involved in planning and coordinating the armed takeover of the Malhuer wildlife refuge by the Branch Dildonians and promised to help a violent criminal run for office if he participated
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
"A small village in northern Romania is revelling in the attention caused by a spelling mistake by US rapper Snoop Dogg"
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Want perfectly posed vacation photos to make your friends jealous? Simple - Hire a vacation photographer
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Researchers say beer hops could be used for a variety of ailments besides the heartless scourge of sobriety
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
How is your bracket doing so far? Will Hawaii pull off an upset against California? Will Oregon be Holy Crossed? Will any other upsets happen today? NCAA Tournament thread for day two here, tip-off is at 12:15 PM ET
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you browse your smartphone to wile away TV ad-breaks, you might be surprised that the same ads on TV are showing up in your mobile. Maybe that Sudoku game didn't need microphone access after all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how GM nearly went under because they'd promised their workers billions of dollars in pension benefits but never actually put money in their pension fund? This is the same thing but with $72 TRILLION owed by governments worldwide
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
First grade teacher busted for showing up to work drunk. She would have gotten away with it, too, if she hadn't let the entire class go to the restroom unsupervised
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Analysis of the Rubio failure? His overconfident campaign team refused to invest. Voters returned the favor
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Your baby might be delivered covered in food scraps and used condoms
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
More proof that gay marriage advocates are responsible for weakening marriage, in the same way that abused wives are responsible for their husbands beating them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russians confused and the Kremlin is annoyed by a bizarre Donald Trump ad featuring Putin and a barking Hillary Clinton
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to ensure no one was ever forced to sell wedding flowers to a gay couple, Ga just passed a bill that would allow white supremacists refusing to do business with black people, Muslim store owners refusing to serve Christians or Jews, etc
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bowe Bergdahl is not just the worst traitor since Eggs Benedict, he's got PTSD and is "diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder". So, you know, if you want all the information
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In today's story of epic creepiness: Father posed as teen daughter's boyfriend to coax her into sexting him
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
As he raised his right hand, chest glistening in the golden beams of the waning sunset, hair floating in the wind, the final words passed his lips; "so help me God." Lady Liberty felt a jolt of life and excitement she hadn't felt since Schwarzenegger
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you were at a bar with your phone in New York City during 2014, your whiskey-laced illegible tweets may have been used for important scientific research
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cops chasing a chicken: "It's crossed the road and we're working to determine why"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"During sobriety tests the man refused to recite the alphabet because he said he was unfamiliar with it"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Today's campus lockdown caused by a student's toy lightsaber brought to you by Farmingdale State College
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones': Jon Snow death scene script pages released for obsessives to obsesses over
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
You may relax now: Alabama public school students are not at risk of being given an unbiased exposure to biological science
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
California school reverses itself after finding yearbook that proves Frank Zappa was an alumni: "back in high school, Frank would draw a whole Mad comic, like that Frank was really weird" Case closed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary is beating Sanders because she's using the same strategy Obama used to beat her in 2008
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Goldman Sachs director released after serving two years in prison for insider trading. Financial world still shocked, since a Wall Street banker going to jail is as likely as an NBA player being called for traveling
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Instagram to display photos order, out of will test feed algorithm-based
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
An update on Todd Palin: He remains hospitalized with a collapsed lung, fractured ribs, a broken clavicle, broken shoulder blade, and a harpy for a wife
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Tue March 15, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently skin color is the only criterion being used to decide who can and cannot attend a Trump rally
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Why browser-based videogames might be very cool soon
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Grab your popcorn kids, this story has everything: A wealthy Silicon Valley tech investor, his secret mistress and/or sex slave, a $40 million contract for "services" and a "supposed anal tear" that required surgery
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Would you pay $50 to watch a Hollywood blockbuster at home the day it's released to theaters? The guy who found out that you'd pay $11 a person three times to watch people walk to Mordor for hours thinks so
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Based on the advocating violence, fueling racism, white nationalism and bigotry, Paul Ryan takes the high road and refuses to back Trump. Just kidding, he's going all in because you're damn right it's party before country
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Carson: I didn't want to endorse Trump, but he promised me a job. Difficulty: That's illegal
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Conservative outlets incensed that Samantha Bee "smeared" Ted Cruz by comparing him to a slimy alien parasite
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God has apparently decided that he and Louisiana are cool now, but he's still pissed at Mississippi
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
County prosecutor who promised to make victims of sexual abuse a priority failed to explain he would actually be contributing to it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A group of Trump supporters announced on FB they were forming "The Lions Guard" a militia to "protect" Trump's rallies from "agitators." Over 500 people expressed interest and were "asking for uniform suggestions." Well, the shirt color is a given
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Belgian cyclist accused in sport's first 'motorized doping' scandal rides off into the sunset
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Try to act surprised: Ann Coulter calls for "more violence" at Trump rallies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Weed-infused vodak is here, but it's not what you think
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Thank you, Wisconsin legislature, for saving us from the tyranny of plastic bag bans before anyone's even proposed it anywhere in the state
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Patient diagnosed with Lassa Fever, Lessa chance to live
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
How messed up do you have to be to get forcibly removed from a movie theater by Doug "Perpetually High" Benson?
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"What looks like a prop from a steampunk movie is actually a partially decellularised heart in a bioreactor. And this heart has the potential to save the lives of heart attack patients"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cleveland Brown players and fans are confused by what's happening to their team. Which means it must be a day with an A in it
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Homeowner protects himself from home invader who refused to leave his property, broke a window, and climbed into the apartment. If it was Texas, they would give the homeowner a medal, this being California however, he is in custody
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
John Boehner enjoys weeping so much he endorsed Kasich
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Sat March 12, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Warriors and Blazers combine to score the most 3 pointers in a game in NBA history, Oscar Robertson not impressed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Where was Bernie Sanders when I was trying to get healthcare passed in 1993?" "Literally standing right behind you"
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Nashville duplex landlord surprised by intruder who explains he's there from Knoxville to save his wife, Taylor Swift. Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best stalkers OF ALL TIME
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new study hopes to reveal if cats 'speak' with different meows based on where they live. Still no cure for Caturday
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Everything you thought you knew about St. Patrick's Day is a lie. There were never any snakes in Ireland, St. Patrick dressed in blue, and it wasn't that long ago when drinking on St. Patrick's Day in Ireland was illegal
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James to have closed door meeting with billionaire owner over his cryptic DaVinci code tweets. Illuminati conspiracy theorists, hold on to your seats
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
If you want to feel better about Trump, just look to Brazil, where they elect people who campaign dressed as clowns and promise to increase corruption
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Royals saw the White Sox triple play and raised them an inside-the-park homer. A lot of weird baseball wrapped into one game
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good looking yet confused about your Tinder dry-spell? Perhaps your ex has hacked your account and been creative with your bio
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former 'Glee' extra shocked and surprised to find out how many people had a problem with her leaking show spoilers on Twitter
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
One of those responsible gun owners that make TX the paradise of safety and civility it has become since "open carry " was passed, used "2nd Amendment braille" to leave a message at the office of a Dem. State Senator
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New super-PAC sponsored attack ad features a former "Trump University" salesman saying he was "ashamed" to have worked there. But since he used to work at a scam outfit like Trump U, you know he'd say pretty much anything for a buck
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study of nearly 400,000 children between four and 17 years old finds ADHD is vastly overdiagnosed and many children are just immature
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves, Exposed
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
15 Minute long mashup featuring 60 years of Rock and Roll proves that the whole thing started going south the second "Don't Stop Believing" was released
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man tossed from musical festival for abusing Protestants, Catholics, gays, Arabs, Pakistanis, blacks, and people who wear glasses
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Wachowski siblings who used to be known as the Wachowski brothers are now the Wachowski sisters
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Well, on the positive side she used a new knife to stab the husband and only stabbed him once more while driving him to the hospital
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Urbance is a neon infused look into a dystopian future where sex is outlawed and people have orgasms after drinking soda. A working title for this show was "My Early 20's"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Soccer hooliganism hits new low as Leicester City fans accused of causing earthquake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I wonder what our new BFFs Iran have been up to since the world eased sanctions over the nuclear programme. Oh, hell
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Taiwanese Animators have released a surprisingly informative video explaining the US Presidential nominating process
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember when President Obama said white working-class voters "cling to guns or religion" in a speech back in 2008? That's when he diagnosed Trumpism
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of threatening a school bus monitor with a gun descends into the high stakes world of bongo theft
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Rhode Island agency raised the $75 million Curt Schilling's video game company needed, gave the company $50 million, kept $25 million for itself, watched the company go under for lack of funds, and is now facing fraud charges from the SEC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman diagnosed with cancer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My teenage son dated a classmate at summer camp; when they got home, she stopped talking to him. Turns out, he's sent her thousands of text messages and is accused of stalking her. Can I blame the girl for not telling him to stop?"
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Mon March 07, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Cool: MIT developing scalable quantum computer based on five atoms. Scary: that could end RSA encryption. Quick, somebody hide these results from the FBI
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
This Alabama Supreme Court decision on gay adoptions was so bad the U.S. Supreme Court reversed it without even hearing the case
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, suppose there was a way in which foreign immigrants could basically buy their permanent residency by exploiting a loophole with a "high probability of fraud," you would be opposed to that, right, Mr. Trump?
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Google for sex" search engine lets Britons search for local prostitutes. Business model apparently based on America's Craigslist
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"The abattoir is the modern continuation of the Nazi concentration camp, and if you are a part of the milk-drinking population, then you condone systems of torture." You already guessed it's Morrissey
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Police seek robbery suspect described as "handsome," "cute," "well dressed" and "European," wonder if he's single
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(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Early morning, meth and Waffle House...boring. Dressed as a clown? Now we have a story
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Medical advice from Dr. Google is like a used-car salesman: often used, but seldom trusted
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spanish wine is now the most popular in the world. Anything strong enough to convince middle aged men to run through the streets being chased by bulls must be pretty good
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
When you drink jug wine you walk into doors. When you walk into doors, you get a ride to the hospital. When you ride to the hospital drunk, you grope the EMT. When you grope the EMT, they book you. Released, you steal a cop car. Don't drink jug wine
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sam Simon's girlfriend files claim against his estate, alleging she was promised money "to take care of her after his death". Simon's estate responds by filing a bad court thingy
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
What really happens when a transgender person uses a locker room? I dunno... they get dressed?
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