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Fri March 19, 2010
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(The Atlantic) Cool 10 years ago today, Bryan Singer's X-Men was released, marking the beginning of a new era in superhero and comic book films  (theatlantic.com) (76)

Wed March 17, 2010
(Orlando Sentinel) Misc Seems like no one comes to visit anymore? Maybe it's because you're behind on your HOA fees  (orlandosentinel.com) (312)

Tue March 16, 2010
(io9) Spiffy Neil Gaiman thinks a Sandman TV series on HBO would be a great idea. And it would be, but you know how hard it is for a comic book to become a multimedia franchise  (io9.com) (101)

Fri March 12, 2010
(Some Guy) Obvious That thundering silence pervading the land is the reaction of liberals to the discovery that a former Democratic operative was arrested in Yemen for jihadist crimes, then murdered a guard trying to escape  (jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com) (161)

Tue March 02, 2010
(AZCentral) Dumbass Boy who sped through Air Force base gets charged with murder... for the passenger shot by security in attempt to stop the speeding car  (azcentral.com) (552)

Mon March 01, 2010
(Topless Robot) Fail Fail: Nick Simmons gets caught tracing popular manga in his own comic. Epic Fail: Threatens to sue everyone on Facebook for slander if they don't shut up  (toplessrobot.com) (157)

Sat February 27, 2010
(Daily Mail) Asinine Taking a cell phone pic of your kid on an amusement park ride? Yeah that's classic pedophile behavior. You're going to have to come along with us, sir  (dailymail.co.uk) (206)

Sat February 20, 2010
(Cinematical) Interesting Warner Brothers is slowly taking control of Hollywood  (cinematical.com) (38)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Philly) Fail TSA couldn't manage to stop the underwear bomber despite all the warnings, but that white college student with Arabic flash cards and suspiciously short hair, yeah, they arrested him  (philly.com) (227)

Sun February 07, 2010
(Today's TMJ4) Scary Apparently mall rent-a-cops have Tasers now, and they aren't afraid to use them. But at least they have mad CPR skills  (todaystmj4.com) (97)

Thu February 04, 2010
(Gamma Squad) Sad The one guy standing between us and a "Watchmen Babies" movie has just stepped down  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (81)

Tue January 19, 2010
(Some Guy) News Man recreates Grand Theft Auto in Virginia. And yes, shooting down police helicopters is involved  (wset.com) (255)

Sun January 17, 2010
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Odds of having same name, same birthday as someone else? About 2 to 5 years  (tampabay.com) (89)

Thu January 14, 2010
(Contact Music) Cool And it appears Jackie Earle Haley will be playing Sinestro in the upcoming Green Lantern film. If only there was an "Awesome" tag  (contactmusic.com) (49)

Fri January 08, 2010
(NJ.com) Obvious TSA guard who was responsible for the Newark airport security snafu described as a "model employee." Which pretty succinctly defines the problem  (nj.com) (88)

Tue January 05, 2010
(Telegraph) Amusing When laws collide: Full body scanners break child pornography laws. Welcome to Absurdistan  (telegraph.co.uk) (407)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Security guards force 80-year-old man to return pocketknife to his car before entering courthouse. No one suggested leaving the gun there too  (tampabay.com) (143)

Mon January 04, 2010
(MSNBC) Scary Security breach causes lockdown at Newark Airport. Hundreds in danger of suffering a terrible fate: being stuck in Newark  (msnbc.msn.com) (115)

Wed December 16, 2009
(Some Guy) Obvious Lou "Humble" Reed: "To this day, I don't think there is much going on that can come close to what the Velvet Underground did...Not even in the universe."  (therumpus.net) (101)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Telegraph) Sad Priest dressed as Santa banned from delivering presents to children at an immigration asylum because some feared he was a security threat  (telegraph.co.uk) (46)

Thu December 10, 2009
(AMC) Obvious What did 80 percent of the 20 top grossing sci-fi films have in common? The answer is "Toys, comics, sequels, remakes." Not included: "quality"  (blogs.amctv.com) (35)

Tue December 08, 2009
(BBC) Interesting Taking advantage of a city gripped by football fever, thieves launch daring $6m raid. Somebody should really make a film out of this  (news.bbc.co.uk) (24)

Thu December 03, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Asinine Criticize the Iranian government on the streets of Tehran, get clubbed. Criticize them on Facebook from the US, get your relatives back home jailed. That's the Iran way  (online.wsj.com) (183)

Wed December 02, 2009
(mlive.com) Fail If headbutting and urinating on cops is how you roll, perhaps shoplifting is not the best hobby for you. Mom  (mlive.com) (34)

Sat November 28, 2009
(The Scotsman) Amusing British town starts wrapping its lightposts up in thick wool sweaters so drunken students don't hurt themselves when they walk into them (pic)  (news.scotsman.com) (38)

Fri November 27, 2009
(CNN) Amusing You know the rivalry is hard-core when the guards are carrying RPG's at a soccer game  (edition.cnn.com) (23)

Wed November 25, 2009
(Yahoo) Amusing Palin tells Marg Delahunty Canada should 'dismantle' public health-care system. Canada tells Palin to shut the hell up  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (331)

Tue November 24, 2009
(Fox News) Sad Navy SEALS capture alleged terrorist behind Fallujah killings and mutilations, promptly face charges because they gave him a fat lip when they captured him  (foxnews.com) (485)

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