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Thu February 02, 2012
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Wed February 01, 2012
DC plans Watchmen prequels. When asked for comment, Alan Moore said: I can write characters created by Jules Verne, HG Wells, Robert Louis Stevenson, Arthur Conan Doyle and Frank Baum, but it's wrong for anyone else to write my characters
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Thu January 26, 2012
A dingo ate my prime minister
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Wed January 11, 2012
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Two drunks end up on Maverick's bench during game with Pistons, still manage to act like less of a douchebag than Mark Cuban
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Tue January 03, 2012
Today's NYC has got you by the short hairs for unknowingly violating its gun law brought to you by the Empire State Building
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Sun January 01, 2012
#ReoccupyWallStreet
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Fri December 16, 2011
Security guards try to stop Christian Bale from visiting blind Chinese activist under house arrest, fail to recognize him as the Goddamned Batman
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Sun December 04, 2011
Pro Tip: When attempting to escape Wal-Mart security after being caught shoplifting, it usually isn't the best policy to use your baby as a weapon by swinging it at the officers
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Wed November 23, 2011
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You know that woman who miscarried in OWS Seattle? Turns out she might not have been pregnant at all. Or maybe for a month. Three months? Twins?
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mynorthwest.com
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Fri November 11, 2011
That must have been one huge bikini
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metro.co.uk
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Wed November 09, 2011
The downside of big-screen comic book adaptations. Wait a minute... you're saying there's a DOWNSIDE to Batman & Robin?
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denofgeek.com
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What we know so far about "Iron Man 3." For one thing, it will feature Tony Stark. Also, it will feature Iron Man
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denofgeek.com
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Thu November 03, 2011
"Watchmen" prequel plans will leave you blue in the face
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chud.com
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