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67 headlines found matching 'security'
Wed December 24, 2014
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple started giving its security updates the U2 album treatment
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans filibustered Obama's cybersecurity bill because reasons? Good times
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(91)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian PM warns of increased terror chatter. Color coded alert system, a decade-long war of choice, and a total rejection of morals and ethics in the name security to follow
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Fri December 19, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
More than a million credit cards compromised in Staples security breach. Surprise: More than a million people shopped at Staples
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Wed December 17, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in Ferris Bueller where the parking attendants take the Ferrari out for a joy ride. It's like that, except a Corvette, and the owner had a security camera in the car
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Tue December 16, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Investigation by crack team of journalists reveals that uniformed security guards often lie about their qualifications
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The latest Keurig 2.0 comes loaded with security measures to stop you using cheap coffee pods. You can actually hack the machine yourself - and all you need is scissors and tape"
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Wed December 10, 2014
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that Amazon doesn't have to pay warehouse workers for time spent waiting on end-of-shift security checks
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(125)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has just discovered that anyone with a valid driver's license and the ability to pass a drug test can be hired as armed security guards
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(104)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wanted: Naked security guards with stiff poles to keep unruly randy sauna users in line
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Thu December 04, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Soon we may no longer have to squint to read letters and numbers on security features asking us to confirm that we are not, in fact, robots - or at least, not actual robots
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Wed December 03, 2014
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Q: Mr. Director of Homeland security, just exactly how will amnesty help legal Americans? A: Pricipal caught sayof
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House unanimously passes bill, stripping Social Security benefits from illegal immigrants. Subby did not see that coming
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(89)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
"Fear makes people surrender their liberty for security" the Fox News commentator said without a hint of irony
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
FBI warn of massive security breach at Sony. WND and Drudge both go down for 2 hours. Coincidence? I think not
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(49)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Photoshop Microsoft's new security guard
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(28)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling's son packs a fake grenade in his luggage, setting off a security scare at Logan Airport. " Heading through security when one of my sons looks at me in panic...."DAD".....OMG I THINK I LEFT MY FAKE GRENADE IN MY BAG"
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
How Obama and the Homeland Security chief spent the last 9 months developing a secret plan to usurp Congress, the American people, and crying sparkly eagles everywhere
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Daleks invade Microsoft Campus. Or maybe they're Daleks disguised as security bots
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Post a picture of 30 Homeland Security SUVs in a parking lot near Ferguson? You're a terrorist, disservice to your country and fired Mr Navy Vet. In other news, there are 30 Homeland Security SUVs waiting in Ferguson
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Financial institutions phasing out mother's maiden name as a security question because an increasing number of customers have two dads
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Fri November 14, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A detailed review of the White House security protocol revealed that if a crazy person is determined to gain access to the President, he's not going to let some bushes thwart his plans
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Wed November 12, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Watch out: the US government wants to pass new spying laws behind your back: Dangerous cybersecurity legislation would allow Google and Facebook to hand over even more of your information to the NSA and FBI
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(31)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A rare look inside the fake city of Erehwon in Virginia where US diplomatic security services train to prevent another Benghazi
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(5)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cybersecurity has overtaken terrorism as the number one threat to us. Are our computers safe?
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: "Repealing Obamacare isn't the only thing we Republicans care about. We also care about repealing Dodd-Frank, repealing the Clean Air and Water Acts, repealing the Voting Rights Act, and repealing Social Security and Medicare"
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Sun November 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After twenty years on the run, a former New York drug kingpin gets arrested in Oregon after filling out paperwork for Social Security benefits
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Sat November 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some people have problems with over 60,000 US veterans receiving VA disability for service-related injuries, military pensions for serving honorably, and Social Security after paying SSI taxes while serving. You know, Republican people
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sharyl Attkisson: "Government hackers broke into my laptop to cover up Benghazi" Security experts: "Your backspace key is stuck, you dumb fark"
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Thu October 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Security guard who shielded politicians by barricading their door during the shooting last week in Ottawa rewarded with free beer, because Canada
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Wed October 29, 2014
(London 24)
 
 
 
When planning an armed robbery best practice is probably not to stand under a HD security camera BEFORE you cover your face
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fire at private school called "suspicious" by authorities. And by "suspicious," they mean "here's security camera footage of a kid roaming the halls the night of the fire with a 5-gallon gas can"
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Having secured our borders and defeated ISIS, Homeland Security goes on panty raid
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Mon October 20, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Migrant worker without papers? That's an arresting and deportation. Nazi war criminal? We'll keep paying your social security if you quietly go somewhere else
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Thu October 16, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
As if the whole Ebola things hasn't been enough of a clusterfark already, now we are going to get those security geniuses at the TSA involved
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Tue October 14, 2014
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
If you're going to attempt armed robbery, try not to do it outside of a jailhouse. Or in view of the jail security cameras
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Mon October 13, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your bank is making a voiceprint of you every time you call them for the next generation of security software
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sasha Grey weighs in on "The Fappening," insists you'll never plug all the security holes and reveals that she's not a feminist
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Sun October 05, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"These 2 clowns are up to something": American Airlines tech to Logan Airport Police as 2 guys were surveilling their security checkpoint on May 11, 2001. 4 months later we'd all wish Logan Airport brass were just as curious as Mohammed Atta was
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If your Comcast security system does not activate, please have the intruders reset the system and remain at the residence until a technician arrives, usually between the hours of 9 and 5
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Fri October 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Real Housewives of Federal Minimum Security Prison Camp Alderson
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Thu October 02, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Old Lady looking for her seat wanders into Giants dugout during game. That's some fine security there, Lou
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good News: The current head of the Secret Service is stepping down after several fiascoes. BAD News (for all of us): The new head of the Secret Service is from Comcast's Cyber Security Department
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Wed October 01, 2014
(The Stack)
 
 
 
The Attorney General: Pop the hood on your mobile data. For the sake of the children. Pleeease?
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Thief was smart enough to reposition security cameras so they didn't catch his face. However, he just happened to redirect the cameras at a huge mirror he was standing near
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Why elephants are "critical" to US national security
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(13)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
I'll take a Venti [redacted for national security purposes], a blueberry [redacted for national security purposes], and make it quick because [redacted for national security purposes]
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Sun September 28, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out that people who go on Facebook and talk about how their relationships are awesome are really just big bundles of insecurity
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Thu September 25, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A woman dies while being detained by security officers after entering a meat market and stripping off her clothes. Police wonder if she may have misinterpreted the definition of meat market
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Wed September 24, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget the NSA, FBI, Homeland Security... It's the CRTC you should be worried about, yes, the Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Committee
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Sun September 21, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Are you single and unmarried? Congratulations, you are responsible for the decline in available Social Security funds
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Pay Pal declares war against Apple Pay in a full page ad in the New York Times, where dozens of potential Apple Pay customers might see it
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(40)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
CEO of Fox News, Roger Ailes has been getting on demand police service and 24/7 security to for his home for years, regardless of whether or not he is in any obvious danger, oh and it's on your dime of course
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Mon September 15, 2014
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Canon printer hacked to play Doom in what is being called "the best method of proving a security flaw ever"
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Your local police force hasn't been the only one getting military equipment. Even university security staff now have grenade launchers
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of banks to evaluate risk shall not be allowed
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the black man killed by police in a Walmart while holding a BB gun sold at the store? After viewing security footage that contradicts him, the 911 caller has conveniently changed his story
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Wed September 10, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Going to a SF Giants game at AT&T Park and want to bypass lines at the security checkpoint gate? $179 a year will do it
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Thanks for using the Comcast Wifi CLICK THE FLASHING MONKEY TO GET A FREE iTHING hotspot
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(28)
 
(Federation American Scientists)
 
 
 
NASA needs an astronomer with a TS/SCI security clearance to probe the secrets of the Universe
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(30)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the American ISIS fighters that was killed had a job with unfettered security clearance to commercial airplanes. Enjoy your flight
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(100)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Benghazi Scandal XXVII - this time it's real
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(155)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Huffington Post has hired Donte Stallworth as a national security reporter. Yes, that Donte Stallworth, the Truther and drunken driver who killed a guy. No, this is not from The Onion. Where is the "WTF" tag when we need it?
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(87)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Asshat hits teen on bike, eventually stops to remove bike from van, then takes off again. With security video of sparks flying from bike embedded in grill
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(57)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple says the security breach they just patched was totally not a security breach
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(55)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Shoplifter tries to get stabby with Walmart security, beatdown ensues. (Possibly Not safe for work)
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Fri August 29, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ISIS is supposedly threatening to kill the Pope, forgetting that the last time Catholics got pissed at Muslims it pretty much sucked for everybody
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