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276 headlines found matching 'security'
Sat June 24, 2017
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two particular government employees about to be reassigned, say they did not see this coming
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Fri June 23, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
While Vladimir Putin gave direct instructions to his government to destroy America by helping to elect Trump. Obama debated and settled on a weak set of sanctions narrowly tailored to be as symbolic as possible
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump regrets decision to fire Flynn. In related story, many Americans regret decision to hire Orange Cheeto
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Setec Astronomy
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Thu June 22, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Military planes are designed with the threat of small arms fire in mind, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to shoot at them
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman in bikini contest in high heels and you already clicked the link
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian airport has formal bribe system to bypass security but only for pesto. Way to shake off stereotypes Italy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lego recreates Glastonbury 2017, complete with soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran Lego
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts to offer cybersecurity badges. Coming up next: Girl Scouts' new cookie "tracking"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Bannon and his National Security Team apparently think that This. is SPARTAAAAA
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After investigating themselves and finding no wrongdoing, production resumes for 'Bachelor in Paradise'
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Work detail guard collapses. Prisoners immediately escape. Just kidding, they perform CPR and call an ambulance
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today, in "Trump's not ready for" headlines: "a crisis"
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Mon June 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google pledges to tackle YouTube terror videos. So up to now, they've been OK with them?
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Sun June 18, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man facing charges after taking lion for pickup truck ride, giving him a lift to the zoo
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
David Clarke rescinded his acceptance of a Homeland Security job. Guess one leopard doesn't want his face eaten
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Alt-right protesters storm stage of "Julius Caesar Looks a Lot Like Donald Trump"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Theresa May couldn't meet with Grenfell Tower victims due to security concerns. The Queen: "Hold my crown"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Glastonbury 2017 couldn't get the UK's biggest douche, Morrissey, to appear, so they got Jeremy Corbyn, the UK's second-biggest douche
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gingrich yesterday tried to attack special counsel Mueller by calling him "The tip of the deep state Spear", but, actually, you have to admit, just makes Mueller sound that much cooler
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Wed June 14, 2017
(trendmicro.com)
 
 
 
Security firm's analysis determines that a Fake News campaign designed to sway an election only costs $400,000
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Security alert from Travis AFB: The base is saying this incident is not a drill. Shelter in place. Lock doors/windows and await further info
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Probably? The fact that you're asking that means you've lost faith in our electoral system. The Russians have won. Game over, man
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick addresses booing fans: 'I'm a person too. I have feelings', which contains 25 letters, which coincides with the position she usually finishes every race
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Police discover loads of stolen pink lingerie, loungewear in man's vehicle
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Bring a knife to a fight on the bus and the security camera will record you getting thrown through the windshield
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff promises if Trump fires Mueller, they'll just reappoint him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Things are looking grim for Apple juice futures
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence cancels interview after discovering a woman would be present and his wife couldn't be there to supervise him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer trolls Trump, invites him to testify about Comey before Congress under oath
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Publishers offer James Comey a $10 million book deal. Which brings up the question as why executives and government workers make most of their money after being fired?
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Fri June 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Putting a couch in your car doesn't necessarily make it more comfortable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump says he's "100% willing" to speak under oath. Popcorn futures explode
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee tries to remain relevant, demands the White House either confirm or deny the existence of the Comey Tapes. What a bunch of GLOMARs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So Trump has now openly accused Comey of a felony. Sounds like someone has a defamation lawsuit coming
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: "Who cares what I think?" [crickets]
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
"I never dreamed I would be standing outside a Homeland Security office in Utah with a bullhorn, but that's exactly what Trump's policies have made me do." Mormon women are revolting against Trump's restrictive policies
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bulldog fond of watching horror movies tries to warn the on-screen characters of danger
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Wed June 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Annoying man hits single piano key 824 times in one minute to irritate neighbors, set world record
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Alexa, please disclose my private conversation with my wife to our insurance agent
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
For all their talk of voter's rights, the Democrats conspicuously ignore FDR's plot to use Social Security to steal every one of Drew's Friends' votes in the future, which has led to liberal control of Congress which continues to this very day
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn walks back on his calls for Theresa May's resignation. That man just can't see anything through
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Photoshop this security official in a secure stance -- securely
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kiwis show Tillerson the bird
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's National Security team fully anticipated a commitment to mutual defense during the NATO speech. Boy, did they miscalculate
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
California could send each of its 130,000 inmates to Harvard University and still save money over what it spends to keep them locked up
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's statements about the London attack point out one glaring problem ... "Trump is not prepared for a disaster"
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Bear wanders into house, plays piano, wanders out. This is not a context headline
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Caller to NYC mayor: so how about walking it like you talk it on the environment? Mayor: That's for the little people; I (and my security caravan) have to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
That Manilla Casino attack that ISIS claimed responsibility for that left 35 people dead? Authorities are saying the perp wasn't a "lone wolf" terrorist so much as a "robber with an extremely poorly thought-out plan"
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danes can now grill bacon using burning copies of the bible and qur'an. Tasty non-blasphemous bacon
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Wed May 31, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Guess what day it is. C'mon, guess what day it is. Anyone? HUMP DAAAAY"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump International Hotel security encroaches on 2nd amendment rights of open carry enthusiast in another cowardice attack of the Deep State on American patriots
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New bill will make it legal to hack hackers. This should end well
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
That new-fangled "airtight" iris-scanner security feature in the Galaxy S8? Yeah, not so much
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The top Republican in the Portland area said he is considering using militia groups as security for public events. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Remember those Dakota Access Pipeline protests? Well, when the only tool a company has is a mercenary army of contractors who came home from the sandbox, every problem looks like "an ideologically driven insurgency with a strong religious component"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four months in, Trumpkin still can't or won't recall the contents of his security briefings, despite getting them as personalized kid's coloring books
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Mon May 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finally tweets about Portland stabbings that left two dead. Anyone who had "two and a half days to condemn" in the pool, step up and collect your prize
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Sat May 27, 2017
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Because more guns = more safety, new Tennessee law will allow guns in any government building that doesn't pony up and purchase metal detectors and hire a staff of security guards
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's National Security Advisor says he "would not be concerned" if Kushner pushed for covert communication links with the Russian government. Let that sink in for a moment. National. Security. Advisor, my ass
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian riot police have to use water cannons to disperse crowds of angry demonstrators and make more than 150 arrests during protests in Kolkata over...wait for it...the breakdown of law and order in the city
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trudeau and Macron's bromance is creating a quite a stir. Subby is posting this while his wife is in her bunk
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
There it is - the late Friday Trump-Russia revelation, three day weekend edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Super-comforting DHS Chief John Kelly tells "Fox and Friends" that the terror threat is WAY worse than most realize, saying "people would never leave the house" if they knew the truth. Enjoy your weekend everybody
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump meets one on one with EU leaders. Does he a) talk about finding common ground on issues like trade, terrorism, or other American national security interests? or b) complain that it's just too damn hard to open a golf course in the EU
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
You can't have my sword, or my axe. All foam prop weapons banned at Phoenix Comicon this weekend after man gets four real guns and ammunition through security
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Thu May 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Braves security guard ejects fan for grabbing fair ball. United-level PR failure: Braves guard yanks the ball back from a child's hand. TV commentator sums it up well with "lighten up, Francis"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here at Kaspersky Labs, we are always to be having greatest interest of United and States computer security to our hearts and compassion, fellow comrades
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Wed May 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
DOJ: Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III did not disclose Russia meetings when applying for his security clearance
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's down to this: the Europa League final. Loser goes home, winner gets a trophy and a ticket to the Champions League. Ajax vs. Manchester United in Stockholm. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm ET on FoxSports1
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At Buckingham Palace, the Changing of the Guard ceremony was cancelled over security concerns. So... those guys just have to stay out there then?
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Awkward is that time the TSA found your 3-D printed mouse penis
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Data breach releases names of 16,000 Florida concealed weapon carriers, giving hackers a list of people to back slowly away from and leave the hell alone
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Schnapps founder goes bottoms up
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Mon May 22, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Unwilling to take the hit, Flynn pleads the fifth. This will surely anger the orange sith
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America is dangerously deluded about the internet
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Lady gets locked inside CVS. The tag should not surprise us
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If your appliances are being held hostage by "ransomware," should you shoot the toaster?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke Melania'd his master's thesis on homeland security
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke, up for deputy Homeland Security job, has uniform festooned with BS medals and decorations. "You see all that sh*t pinned all over his dress uniform jacket? That's not supposed to be there"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The National Security Council will have heartburn these whole 9 days praying Trump doesn't ruin relationships. "You can't say what not to say," the source added of Trump, "because that will then be one of the first things he'll say"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"While in the office I asked the subject to remove the meat from inside of his pants. He explained to me that he was a police officer"
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Knock knock" Giuliani: "Who's there?" "9/11" Guliiani: "9/11 who?" "You said you'd never forget post 9/11 TSA security guidelines"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrat leaders: "No one ought to rush to embrace the most extraordinary remedy that involves the removal of the president form office." In other words, we need to ride this horse to the midterms
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is willing to travel far and wide to go to a good festival this summer. Are there any you personally recommend? What is the best thing to eat or participate in at that festival?
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The deadliest World Cup robot you'll see today. It'll provide security, guard Sarah Connor
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A hopeful Jason Chaffetz questions the existence of the Comey Memos
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just because people are living longer does not mean raising the Social Security's 'full retirement age' is a good idea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"What's the wifi here?" "CLASSIESTWIFI, password 'titties69'". Presto, state secrets
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Wed May 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Only seven?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump calls McMaster 'a pain,' further raising the possibility of an enraged National Security Advisor driving his tank through the oval office
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Some people want to hurt Trump" Not least of which is Trump himself
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
National Security Council figures out how to get Trump to read his one-page briefings: Mention Trump's name in "as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he's mentioned"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is "not there yet" on the Trump impeachment. Really? What does Trump need to do, give a speech to Goldman Sachs?
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Man steals security system to conceal masturbation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's really the media's fault. All that coverage of Trump's boneheaded behavior probably revealed more classified information because they kept quoting Trump. Stupid media
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey Brant, what did you do for your Mom on Mother's Day?" "Not too much, but I did shoot the gum out of her mouth with a Nerf gun..." Greetings from North Carolina
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Be careful what you wish for Libs, Trump is a RINO, Pence is not
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The world's leading cyberterrorist criticizes the NSA for the ransomware attack, saying it should have notified Microsoft of the vulnerability
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Silly Americans, we learn nothing new from your President Trump. Your twisted panties bind you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Screaming overheard in Cabinet Room meeting between Spicer, Bannon and Sanders after Russia intel revelation
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Mon May 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Next school year Barron Trump will attend a private school in Maryland, which will make for a very long commute from his home in Manhattan
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
LIVE: National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster to scoop Trump's latest poop on WH lawn
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A more than a little pissed Microsoft points out that this "wanna cry" ransomware wouldn't exist if the NSA remembered that half their job is supposed to be "safeguarding US Information and communications systems" rather than hacking them
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Sun May 14, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman woken by sound of her car horn honking, surprised to discover 200-pound black bear inside. Officer recommends to "always lock your car doors", bears repeating
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Accidental hero' finds kill switch to stop spread of ransomware cyber-attack
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Thu May 11, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Enterance caught sayof
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General and Comey firing patsy Rod Rosenstein takes a trip to the Senate Intelligence Committee, asks to have a quick chat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
50-year-old man has surgeons remove two ballpoint pens he swallowed when he was 14
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
As a matter of national security, it's time to delete little Trumpy's Twitter account
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Run of altercations included none-too-sweet attack with gummy bears
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: "Microsoft makes emergency security fix." FARK: In its anti-malware software (Windows Defender). It must be a... well, let's just say it's a day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Graham to CNN: Well, I do declare that it would be mighty fine if I knew what business deals, this here President, has with 'em Russians, you hear
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently getting Trump officials to click on a fake link in email is as easy as giving candy to a kid
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Teen jumps into Zebra enclosure on a dare. Testosterone. It's a helluva drug
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Airport heckler comes after Kellyanne Conway. Her response, "Here, someone hold my earrings"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
During the signing of his religious "liberty" executive order, Trump cited the case of military vets who could not receive religious objects as a reason for his order. Pentagon: WTF are you talking about?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences
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Mon May 08, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man steals knife from store, threatens loss prevention staff by waving it at them and then dies after stabbing himself with it. Huh, yeah, seems legit to me
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Airport security adopts new ceiling spy technology
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Austria's Green Party teaches women how to urinate standing up; your party teaches squat
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Sat May 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan obliviously poses with protester wearing anti-Trumpcare 'Go f*ck yourself' shirt
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ukraine declares Steven Seagal a threat to national security, bans him from the country
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Fri May 05, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's been 117 days since this shiatshow began, Trump's 2nd pick for Army Secretary quit, evidently his typing skills weren't up to speed, Congress has gone home to try to put lipstick on this pig. And maybe Rachel will teach us a new cocktail. MSNBC LIVE at 9:00pm ET
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Thu May 04, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
If you're smuggling so much booze into a 'dry' military base that planes are tipping over, you're either doing something very wrong or very right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A coalition of former military leaders who were in charge of nukes have formed a "shadow security council" to advise world leaders on how to reduce the growing danger of nuclear war fueled by the rhetoric of Trump and destabilizing moves by Putin"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Dumb: Faking an injury to get a big payout from workers' compensation. Really dumb: Doing it in view of a security camera
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Six pack? Pfft. Twelve pack? Meh. Twenty four pack? *yawn* Okay, what about a 1,000 pack? NOW YOU'RE TALKING
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Active shooter alert at North Lake College in Irving TX
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The three job interview questions people are most scared of being asked. "How did you get past security" surprisingly not included
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's reelection campaign removes advertisement that potentially violates federal laws prohibiting active members of the military from engaging in a political act
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Well, apparently when former acting AG Sally Yates testifies next week, she's expected to contradict the White House on disgraced former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman steals watches, money from men after sleeping with them. Kidneys intact
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Security exploit on Intel CPUs dating back to 2008 is finally being looked into. To put this in terms the government can understand, imagine if every microwave dating back to 2008 was spying on you and the manufacturer just now decided to fix them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mexican illegal immigrant "I hope we don't die here in the desert". Ukrainian illegal immigrant "Yo, I'm on a boat"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh sure, but when I do it, they call the cops
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Well, I wonder how much overseas data will have Trump's name on it? Whatever the amount, the NSA is getting rid of the whole lot. Conspiracy anyone?
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course Trump wants David Clarke at Homeland Security
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sloppiest, most half-assed landlord repairs. Tell us your stories
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chief of Security for Chicago airport re-accomodated. No, not for that. Just your average lying about being fired over sexual harassment issue
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Thu April 27, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire," police said
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The government is cracking down on aluminum for national security reasons. Time to adjust your foil hats with something else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pentagon specifically warned Flynn not to become a Russian agent when he retired from the US military
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't you hate when you get cash from an ATM and one of the bills is fake movie money?
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Wed April 26, 2017
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Crime-fighting robot assaulted by drunk man after hard day doing security at mall
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Tue April 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's fun with math question: How much will a $15 bucket of fried chicken cost in Australia after you run a red light?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey, honey, what say we take the boat out for a drag?"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shareholders punish Wells Fargo for its recent corruption and scandals by re-electing the entire board of directors
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Crime fighting robots may be coming to a mall near you. You have thirty seconds to put down that Cinnabon
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Homeland Security director John Kelly admits he doesn't have a clue how to stop domestic terrorists
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Not even sort-of News: Best Korea issues threats against a country for cooperating with U.N. sanctions. Most assuredly news: China
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Video of Somali pirates versus cargo ship's security guards shows guards could use more range time, better guns
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Universal announces the first spin-off of the Fast & Furious franchise, will focus on the characters portrayed by Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, and Jason Statham
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Buckwheat consumption can increase agroecosystem diversity and boost food security, much to the chagrin of Alfalfa
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Remember the credit card security breach a few months ago that affected 12 hotel locations? Well, new tally says it was a bit more widespread. By about 1,100
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Réinitialiser l'horloge
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
What United is to customer security and Uber is to gender and IP ethics, this company is to security practices. They had one job
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Shooting rampage occurs in Fresno, leaving at least four dead; let the debate begin as to whether religion, race, mental health, or gun laws are to blame
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a picture of former National Security Advisor Flynn having dinner with Vladimir Putin, Russian intelligence and business figures, and *dramatic sting*...Jill Stein
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Traffic unable to tear along the dotted lions
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Head of U.S.Homeland Security to politicians: You don't like immigration enforcement? Change the law or "shut up," and support the men and women on the front lines
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Lesson learned: when you see an elderly stranger with dementia wandering onto train tracks at railway crossing, don't be a hero
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the tension surrounding North Korea? Awesome. Here come Russian and Chinese surveillance ships to follow U.S.S. Carl Vinson's every move
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Those 0 day exploits we were frothing about were addressed by Microsoft last month. Quietly
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Thu April 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
TV station livestreams loop of 'Simpsons' scene for four hours - intentionally
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Security expert says Kim Jong-un is going to threaten us with submarines. Judging from the condition of the subs, he's going to kill us with tetanus
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Think you could steal candy in Canada? Be prepared for the helicopters, thermal cameras, and K9 units. Bummer, eh?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surely, no one can really defend United Airlines after dragging a passenger off a plane. Fox: Hold our beer
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Tue April 11, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Sami Zayn skank to the ring tonight? Is Charlotte about to wear blue? Could The New Day rock Tuesdays? Check out part 2 of the Superstar Shakeup on SmackDown Live, tonight at 8PM ET on USA
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The market responds to United's overbooking policy with "SELL SELL SELL"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Don't worry, United Airlines is going to investigate themselves
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
United's CEO doubles down: "Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While correlation is not causation, it seems that geographic proximity to Russia is a determining factor when it comes to European defense expenditures. Probably just a coincidence
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(Network World)
 
 
 
DARPA wants to eliminate "patch & pray" with shake n bake
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has decided that being a former Fox News commentator doesn't really qualify KT McFarland to have a seat on the National Security Council, so he's making her ambassador to Singapore instead
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Sun April 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dear Congress, Vital national security beautiful babies Syria bombing campaign national interests vital. Chief boss me says so, vital best words chemical weapons bombing raid necessary national interest. Vital. Love, Donald
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ostrich and camel team up to pull the old 'distract and snatch'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Who steals a cellphone tower?
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Fri April 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner "accidentally" applied for a top security clearance in January without completing the required "foreign contacts" pages. And he's "accidentally" failed to correct that mistake during the last three months
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Old news: Susan Rice insists the Obama administration successfully got all the chemical weapons out of Syria. Well, if old news was about two months ago
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A zipper-obsessed horse would be perfect for handling horse flies
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bannon, who never attended a meeting of the National Security Council, will continue to attend meetings of the National Security Council despite stepping down, got that?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent on Pence's detail caught meeting hooker. Oh mother
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
See? Told you there was nothing to worry about. Only about 11% of Uber drivers fail expanded security check for little things like no driver's license, or DUIs
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Homeland Security would like to see proposals for a border wall. Photoshop a proposal that trumps all others
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Wed April 05, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bannon is out of the NSC meetings, Li'l Kim Jong is shooting his load into the Sea of Japan and there's not enough popcorn... but we can still get together for The Rachel Maddow Show, 9:00 PM EDT
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The dumbest farking human being ever just got put on the National Security Council
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein says Trump's War on the Press reminds him of Watergate. And he would know
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Federal committee considers cybersecurity corps
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bannon removed from National Security Council. Is it Christmas already?
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Tue April 04, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Suge Knight has intimate knowledge of Tupac's hits
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Late night infomercial giant Ronco (Veg-O-Matic, Beef Jerky Machine, Rotisserie, etc...) files for IPO. But wait, there's more
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And here is your Fark-ready headline for today: Camera-equipped sex toy manufacturer ignores multiple warnings about horrible, gaping security vulnerability (probably not safe for work)
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Samsung's own operating system, Tizen, has more holes than an exploded Note 7
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Sun April 02, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
And let's check in to see how that facial recognition technology to unlock a Samsung Galaxy phone is going
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Sat April 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura end the Glorious title reign of Bobby Roode? Can Ember Moon dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Andrade "Cien" Almas feel tranquilo after facing Aleistar Black? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Orlando, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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Fri March 31, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What dots will be connected tonight? What will the best talking head going these days have to say about Trump's senior moment at the EO signing? It's your The Rachel Maddow Show discussion thread. (9PM on MSNBC)
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Trump thinking about firing himself
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump praises Mike Flynn for seeking immunity after watching Fox & Friends. I guess the segment didn't tell Trump who Flynn will be testifying against
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Days after Congress repeals ISP privacy protections Verizon announces plans to install software on customers' devices to track what apps customers have downloaded
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Margin debt hit all-time highs in 2000 and 2008, after which, the markets crashed. Let's take a look at where margin debt is right now...oh...wow...hang on, I'll be right back after I call my broker
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Homeland Security chief says mothers and children won't be separated at the border. Dads can GTFO though
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Security officer shoots and kills terrorist at Honolulu airport. And by terrorist I mean family dog that got loose
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Wed March 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
A bust of Vin Diesel made of ham? How appropriate
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
They be all like you need pants in Orlando
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Petition circulates demanding Melania Trump move to the White House or she and her husband pay for security out of their own pocket
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GAO 2 ✔ $$ 4 POTUS 🏰 ✈🌴 & ⛳ trips
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Everyone else, just throw a bible through a mosque's glass door
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Mon March 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I can't stress this enough: if you're going to be a drug dealer, have security cameras at home
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
221-lb gold coin is stolen from museum in Germany. Authorities have fired the security guard who believed the thief's story about it being a new satellite dish, and could he help wheel it out to the waiting van to go get the dish fixed?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Steele, the former MI6 agent who may have the pee pee tape, will reportedly testify against Trump
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC admits paying "security firm" to spy on Clinton during campaign. Let's just check the roster: ex-CIA, ex-CIA, ex-KGB, regularly performs espionage work on Americans for Russian companies...eh, is just coincidence, America comrade friend
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Thu March 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Westminster attack was long overdue" writes author who doesn't care about phrasing and clearly doesn't have an editor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Parliament will not give in to terror"
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Former university student arrested for breaking into a university laboratory and doing "medical research"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At this rate, future air travel security will necessitate flying naked, without luggage, anesthetized, and being revived at your destination. On the plus side, you'll never know you spent 9 hours next to a fat slob with B.O. that could kill a horse
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Mon March 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Homeland Security publishes list of 118 terrorist occupied cities. Bombing begins in five minutes
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump still doesn't understand how NATO works
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pentagon asks workers to not watch March Madness at work as streaming eats up too much bandwidth. Which is scary to know that our nation's security rests on a system that is run through Verizon
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The New York Football Giants... Hey wait a second, when did "clown" become a transitive verb?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Search warrant demands Google turn over the accounts, IP address, social security numbers, and credit card numbers of everyone who Googled a certain name
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As many as 20 veterans a day commit suicide using guns, so of course the GOP is making it easier for them to buy a pistol. Compassionate conservatism in action, folks
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you are going to the county courthouse, please leave your heroin at home
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Guy robs AT&T store by smashing through wall of adjacent store. OHHHHHH YEEAAAAHHHH
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Our Heavenly Father is delinquent on his council rates, the deadbeat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey dude, have you seen my cooler?" "oh that old thing? I gave it to Goodwill" "DUDE WTFuuuuuuu" "Why? What was in it?"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump finds another way to improve health care in Michigan
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of a good offense: Climate change is real. It's happening now and we need to take it seriously. Trump's future reply: Well kiss my grits
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump proves he is that boss who, even when he accidentally hires someone who might be good at their job, manages to screw it up by meddling and micromanaging. Unfortunately, he does this with national security, too
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Vvvibrator cccompany ffforced ttto pppay cccustomers $10k each, fffor ssspying ooon thththemmmmmm
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I laughed. She laughed. The vibrator laughed. I shot the vibrator. It was a good day
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Sun March 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tim Berners-Lee: The CIA is going to kill the Internet
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's 'security nightmare' trips to Mar-a-Lago provide a bounty of opportunities for hostile spies
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Fri March 10, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nine cyber-security tips for your parents/boss/boyfriend to ignore before they call you whining for your help because their stupid computer is broken
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Church seeks to start its own police force. Of course this is in Alabama
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Julian Assange is alarmed about the amount of attention he's not getting these days
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
National Security advisers are bracing for this weekend's Trump Tweetstorm so they can manage the fallout from his rage. So just remember your tax dollars are being used to prevent wars starting because the president is biatching on social media
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
White House spokesperson: Trump doesn't know a damn thing
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bird-in-Hand man accused of tax fraud saying using a Social Security number is like Mark-of-Beast
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Blumberg closes $200M fund, asks it to move downstairs into Storage B
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Uber promises to stop using software to help them operate in areas they know it's illegal for them to operate
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Wed March 08, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to stop the CIA from turning all of your electronic devices into spies that will steal all of your secrets. Assuming you have any secrets anybody cares about
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Network World)
 
 
 
Robots are already violating the First Law
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CIA cat is in your TV, watching you masturbate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We're paying for this new travel ban by cutting coastal and air security. I'm sure this makes sense to someone, but that someone shouldn't be anywhere near the reins of power
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Your home robot might be insecure. Sarah Connor offers comfort
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Sun March 05, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Before putting your own hair in your meal for a free dinner always make sure the security camera is not on you before complaining
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the memo from Homeland Security that said country of origin is an unreliable indicator of terrorist threat to US so Muslim ban unlikely to work? Well, they still think it's crap, and said most US based terrorists are radicalized while in US
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Sure he was unarmed, but look at that shot grouping
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Visa war looms between the US and EU. Something tells me they won't take American Express either
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meet Sergey Kislyak, the Russian ambassador at the center of Russiaghazi and Putin's top spy in the US
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Help me out here: Is this article saying the Snapchat IPO is a bad buy or a good buy?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Snapchat IPO opens today. Founders and early investors cash out $1 billion
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Security camera captures dog jumping up to say hi to burglar while owner sleeps on couch nearby
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Yahoo's Mayer earn leaden parachute after trashing all retained properties
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Are you a legal immigrant? Do you already hold a green card? Well, according to The Chief White House Strategist, and member of the National Security Council, "Legal immigration is the 'real' problem"
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Tue February 28, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will go on to face Bray Wyatt for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania? What will happen when John Cena goes on Miz TV? Will Becky Lynch beat Mickie James in a Two out of Three Falls match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
With price of available Cubs spring-training tickets matching or exceeding price of Cubs regular-season tickets at Wrigley, one diehard Cub fan couple is asked what price point would keep them from coming. Reply: "There isn't one"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly finally issues correction over his fake Swedish security expert
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Web-connected teddy bear toys leak 2 million private voice messages and other private data
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Jeremiah Danvers has slipped away from Cadmus. Which either puts Cadmus security on par with STAR Labs or it's a trap (CW 8ET)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reports out of North Korea say Kim Jong Un had five senior security officials executed by antiaircraft gun because they submitted "false reports" that "enraged" Un. When briefed on the incident, President Trump reportedly asked: You can DO that?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hidden Figures' Jim Parsons locked himself out of house, didn't bring I.D., almost missed the Oscars. Hopefully the footage plays to Yakety-Sax when he tells his grandkids
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Sat February 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump finds Dept. of Homeland Security report on travel ban pointless, says it failed to include data supporting the ban. "This is not the intelligence assessment the President asked for"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dept. of Homeland Security finds Trump's travel ban pointless, says we need to stay focused on the real threats like nail clippers at airports
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Even though he's a lion, deep down inside he's still a cat, and wants some attention this Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, I thought it was Obama who created ISIS
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