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Headlines matching 'security'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(VentureBeat) Fail BBC News confuses Halo's Space Command with United Nations Security Council  (venturebeat.com) (3)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Some All American Guy) Followup The official list of words that get the attention of Homeland Security when you chat with your BFF Jill on FB  (blog.alexanderhiggins.com) (248)
(The Raw Story) Asinine In a move guaranteed to create no controversy, Republican lawmakers are requesting the installation of taxpayer-supported security cameras to watch over a bust of Rush Limbaugh in the Missouri Capitol building  (rawstory.com) (135)
(BBC) Ironic "No, no, no, being the bank's Head of Fraud means that you're supposed to STOP it"  (bbc.co.uk) (4)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Misc Super hot Olympic hurdler can't find a boyfriend because she's a virgin..submitter too busy staring at pics to think up witty headline..PICS I said..glorious glorious pics  (dailymail.co.uk) (264)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Jezebel) Obvious In what was not at all an idiotic waste of time, the Supreme Court rules unanimously that children born from the frozen sperm of a dead man are not entitled to Social Security survivor benefits  (jezebel.com) (91)
(Yahoo) Interesting Europe puts a helmet on their little soldiers  (news.yahoo.com) (26)
(YouTube) Video One year ago today, a tornado devastated Joplin, Missouri. In commemoration, here's security camera footage from the worst hospital waiting room visit ever  (youtube.com) (89)


Sun May 20, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious "The trouble is, of course, that almost no one can accumulate that much money - in rough terms, about 25 years of living expenses after Social Security and pensions - just by investing in safe assets"  (nytimes.com) (68)


Fri May 18, 2012
(The Local (Germany)) Silly Airport security to German politician: "Sorry sir, but you can't bring that axe on a plane"  (thelocal.de) (42)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) PSA Security experts claim that if you're carrying a laptop or a smartphone in Chicago this week, you might come under a cyber attack because people may think you're part of the NATO summit  (suntimes.com) (126)


Wed May 16, 2012
(LoanSafe) Obvious LoanSafe sees the reality in FARK's prediction of future social security benefits (2nd paragraph)  (loansafe.org) (0)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious US-Israel Security Cooperation Act passes almost unanimously. "Try as I might, I can't think of a single thing this "ally" has ever done for me, or any other American citizen, in my 57 years"  (lewrockwell.com) (379)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Oregon Live) Cool OregonLive.com gives credit to Fark for featuring a story about Social Security benefits  (oregonlive.com) (1)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Wait until Microsoft realizes they could be charging money for security patches too  (nakedsecurity.sophos.com) (56)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Reuters) Asinine The officer in charge of censoring the audio coming from the military tribunals at Gitmo apparently decided that national security would be harmed if reporters were allowed to hear the phrase "big-boy pants"  (reuters.com) (37)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Washington Times) Stupid Unborn fetuses are not people. Unless their pregnant mother is visiting the White House, then they count as people  (washingtontimes.com) (78)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely US government now considers global warming a national security threat, which I guess means we'll start bombing the shiat out of the Arctic soon   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (295)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Daily Kos) Asinine Annual review by the Arizona state government shows that privatized prisons are actually costing the state more than state run prisons while lacking in actual security. Incensed by this, state legislators take bold action...by ending the study  (dailykos.com) (84)


Sat April 28, 2012
(AP) Stupid Dangerous terrorist breaches security at New Jersey airport. Terminal shut down for over an hour. Suspect last seen sucking on a pacifier and napping  (hosted.ap.org) (85)


Fri April 27, 2012
(nbc philadelphia) Dumbass Finders, keepers / Losers, weepers.... as long as there's no security camera  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (85)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Fail If a TSA agent has arranged to let you through security with a load of cocaine, you'd better be sure to pick the right terminal  (freep.com) (19)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Ron Paul backs CISPA, believing the cybersecurity bill will protect his medication from robots   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (147)
(Baltimore Sun) Stupid Deep down in places you don't talk about you know. You want the Department of Homeland Security on that wall. YOU NEED THEM ON THAT WALL. Protecting us from counterfeit NFL jerseys  (baltimoresun.com) (85)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious You know how the Social Security trust fund was going to run dry by 2036? Well, turns out that might have been a tad bit optimistic  (washingtonpost.com) (176)
(AP) Obvious Aging workforce strains Social Security, Medicare, Bowels  (hosted.ap.org) (48)
(BBC) Interesting Extremely rare adult white killer whale spotted in the wild with his black counterparts. The whale appears to be healthy, socialized, not followed by mall security  (bbc.co.uk) (59)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Deadspin) Fail Not news: Another fan runs out on the field during MLB game. News: He's caught and gets ejected from the stadium by security. FARK: He's four years old  (deadspin.com) (22)


Wed April 18, 2012
(CNN) Strange Stripping naked at airport security checks will not decrease waiting time  (cnn.com) (72)
(Huffington Post) Followup Security guard arrested for stealing Tom Petty's guitars. Police say he ran from them, but after yelling "Hey, give it up--stop" the man complied  (huffingtonpost.com) (62)


Tue April 17, 2012
(CNBC) Interesting 10 facts about Social Security. Did you know the Fark filter automatically masks Social Security numbers with ***-**-****. It's amazing, try it. Here's Subby's: ***-**-****  (cnbc.com) (174)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Daily Mail) Hero Former TSA chief thinks passengers should be allowed to bring knives onboard planes. "It is time to end the TSA's use of well-trained security officers as kindergarten teachers to millions of passengers a day"  (dailymail.co.uk) (228)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Dayton Daily News) Stupid After an elaborate operation led by French customs, the Social Security dept., the police transport division, and months of surveillance, French police arrest souvenir shop owners for selling mini Eiffel Towers without a permit  (daytondailynews.com) (42)


Wed April 11, 2012
(My San Antonio) Amusing Gun shop that Rick Perry once praised for "entrepreneurship and service to the state of Texas" raided by the Department of Homeland Security for knowingly selling guns and ammo to smugglers  (mysanantonio.com) (111)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting FDR would fight against the current Social Security system  (washingtonpost.com) (197)
(WWL) Spiffy Hot chick gets caught shoplifting, uses stun gun on mall security guard, burns rubber to flee the scene, leaves behind infant in stroller and a great mugshot. The Aristocrats  (wwl.com) (87)


Sun April 08, 2012
(SeattlePI) Obvious Does espresso made by a bikini barista get you all hot and frothy? You might want to check for security cameras before you act on that impulse  (seattlepi.com) (120)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some DHS Rascal) Asinine Federal judge eviscerates the Department of Homeland Security with an opinion that scores somewhere between Airplane and Ghostbusters on the "density of quotable lines" scale  (powerlineblog.com) (180)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Network World) Interesting After its security goons impersonate the police and ransack a guy's house, Apple makes the resulting lawsuit disappear. See, the iPhone really is magical  (networkworld.com) (17)


Wed April 04, 2012
(PC Magazine) Obvious 550,000 infections later, Apple decides it's time to pretend to care about security again. Minimisation and Wharrgarble to the right  (securitywatch.pcmag.com) (196)
(io9) Obvious Psychologist claims that the smart phone gives the equivalent satisfaction of a child's security blanket  (io9.com) (21)


Sun April 01, 2012
(ABC) Interesting 72 years of confidentiality expires; 1940 census records released, including for 21 million still alive. Top that, Visa and Mastercard, with your relatively small security breaches and data compromises  (abcnews.go.com) (117)


Fri March 30, 2012
(The Sun) Strange Boyband One Direction has added extra security for their US tour to control. A) Crazed 12 year-old girls. B) Crazed 13 year-old girls. C) Pigeons  (thesun.co.uk) (34)


Wed March 28, 2012
(itworld.com) Scary Former U.S. cyber-security chief and author of "Cyberwar" warns of cyberattacks launched by coming Asian cyberthreat "Every major U.S. company has been hacked by China." Cyber  (itworld.com) (109)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail While the TSA feels up your grandmother at the checkpoint, it's okay for baggage handlers to steal stuff from your checked bag  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (82)


Mon March 26, 2012
(ABC2News Baltimore) Obvious Super awesome undercover hard-hitting report find that if you're dumb enough to file your taxes from your iPhone, you could end up a victim of fraud  (abc2news.com) (9)


Sat March 24, 2012
(USA Today) Dumbass TSA arrests Montana man going through airport security with ONE loaded handgun, AH-AH-AH... TWO loaded handguns, AH-AH-AH... THREE loaded handguns, AH-AH-AH... FOUR loaded handguns, AH-AH-AH  (usatoday.com) (134)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Sen. Scott Brown on Santorum Secret Service: "It's the first time he's actually ever used protection"  (mega949.com) (91)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Imgur) Photoshop Photoshop this Olympic torch security team training session  (i.imgur.com) (20)


Wed March 14, 2012
(CNN) Amusing GOP candidates this year would like to take their traditional "national security" platform plank, give George W. Bush a few whacks with it for letting Obama get all the headlines  (cnn.com) (142)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Bangor Daily News) Spiffy Max Security inmate breaks out of cell, cell block, and through several checkpoints for sex with female inmate. With "worth a shot" pic of female inmate  (bangordailynews.com) (72)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Democratic Underground) Obvious Imagine a country where there's: No Obamacare, No income tax, A complete free market, No Unions, No Govt involved in Business, Health Care, Labor matters or pretty much anything else except national security. Here's the Tea Party Heaven  (democraticunderground.com) (226)


Tue March 06, 2012
(The Week) Scary So apparently NASA is about as secure as a 14-year-old with braces  (theweek.com) (26)


Mon March 05, 2012
(NYPost) Fail Not news: TSA confiscates woman's bottle of water. Fark: Lets her go with a dagger in her bag. Total Fark: takes 10 minutes for TSA to call the cops  (nypost.com) (81)


Fri March 02, 2012
(ESPN) Obvious NFL confirms that Saints ran bounty program in an attempt to injure opposing players. Bounty on Vernon Davis went uncollected  (espn.go.com) (396)


Wed February 29, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely US Secretary of homeland security says the War on Drugs in Mexico is not a failure, presumably while sitting in a pool of water so her pants don't spontaneously combust  (cnn.com) (36)


Tue February 28, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano says the war on drugs in Mexico "is not a failure." Sort of makes you wonder what she's smoking  (cnn.com) (268)


Mon February 27, 2012
(LiveLeak) Video It's so rewarding when those downtown city security cameras actually work and the right person is apprehended  (liveleak.com) (65)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Orange County Register) Asinine Don't let a guy with a badge & gun who says he's a cop take your car, because he turns into a security guard who swears you handed it over to him after he totals it  (ocregister.com) (79)
(ABC) Cool Rare 12.76 carat pink diamond discovered in Australia will be cut and go on world tour. Inspector Clouseau to provide security  (abcnews.go.com) (65)


Wed February 22, 2012
(NJ.com) Fail 1. Loosen shelf, knock over boxes. 2. Get under boxes. 3. Tip over cart. 4. Cry "HELP." 5. Hit self in head with batteries. 6. Drink soda, eat crackers. 7. Vomit. 8. File for worker's comp. 9. Forget about store security cameras  (nj.com) (53)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Berkshire Eagle) PSA If a car dealer adds a "9/11 security fee" after you negotiate a price, you might want to try shopping elsewhere  (berkshireeagle.com) (73)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida If the passenger ahead of you leaves a Rolex watch in the plastic bin during the security check, you might want to hand it to the nice TSA agents, because a lot of airports have security cameras these days. Rolex trifecta now in play  (palmbeachpost.com) (111)


Fri February 17, 2012
(ZDNet) Unlikely Starting tomorrow you will be able to use a pseudonym on Facebook, provided you upload your drivers license, birth certificate and social security card  (zdnet.com) (32)


Thu February 16, 2012
(US News) Sad One in ten US kids is being raised by a drunk. This is great news for police, social workers, and anybody else whose job security depends on an endless supply of idiots with active reproductive systems. Not so great for kids, though  (health.usnews.com) (173)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Daily Mail) Amusing Airport security makes MILF go through body scanner three times, for obvious reasons (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (158)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Cato and Nash) Stupid Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act of 2012. SOPA's nosy little brother. Brought to you by Senator Harry Reid (D)ammit, we done told you once  (cato-at-liberty.org) (112)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Fail When emptying your pockets at a security checkpoint, you might not want to put your pot in the little tray  (suntimes.com) (29)


Tue February 07, 2012
(BBC) Fail If you have a Trendnet home security camera, welcome to the show: you're it  (bbc.co.uk) (47)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing When you buy a hotdog near the Super Bowl over the next few days, you will be buying from an unofficial undercover Homeland Security Agent  (infowars.com) (110)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Mother Jones) Scary Defense Security: "The President decides who is a terrorist and if they should be killed". Keyboard commandos outraged, delete any pre-2009 comments agreeing with this concept  (motherjones.com) (335)

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