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226 headlines found matching 'security'
Sun September 25, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
City officials demand security gets beefed up at a destination for a "volatile mix of people" who show up every weekend, get into fights and cause damage that takes up valuable police time and resources. No comment from Chuck E. Cheese management
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Fri September 23, 2016
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Internet pioneer Vinton Cerf says his biggest regret is not going 128 bits from Day One, admits he wouldn't have gotten away with it because everyone believed 32-bit IP addresses were enough for everyone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, that attack in Kashmir last Sunday isn't going to escalate tensions between Pakistan and India, right? Pakistan is landing fighter jets on highways, evacuating schools and tightening security not because India is going to attack them, right?
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Estonia declines to discuss security arrangement with Russia, says they're not falling for THAT one again
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Daleks are here
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mexican slips past Trump's security, confirming illegal activity
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
DARPA finally perfects a hacker-proof computer code ...but if they showed you they'd have to kill you
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Having a bunch of extra cops on high alert at the National Museum of African-American History grand opening should make everyone feel safer
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
London's Muslim Mayor: Yeah, all these terror attacks? That's just city life. Get used to it
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Wed September 21, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jury awards $277,000 to ex-Dollar General cashier who was fired for drinking orange juice to treat her diabetic condition
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
You can now do brake checks on passing Teslas
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Not news: Area man's Trump sign stolen. News: So he builds a barbed wire fence and high-tech security apparatus around it. Fark: it's been stolen eight more times since with no leads on a suspect
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Police in Florida are under the impression that you give up your first amendment rights when you become a football player
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not cool, yo
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Sat September 17, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Heads up, everything that I need to hack your bank account is available on your Facebook page
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Usually motion detector lights deter crime
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever been trending on social media?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your latest favorite conspiracy theory?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? No, not skydiving crazy. Yelling at the toaster and checking your house for surveillance equipment crazy
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
For your safety and security, the great firewall of America is coming - currently being trialled in the UK
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hackers are trying to find the Internet's off switch, get out of awkward work outings
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Wed September 14, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
ACC pulls an NCAA on NC
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dancing with the Stars is reevaluating its security after Ryan Lochte was rushed by two anti-Lochte protesters. Plus, Rick Perry made it onstage, which is always a threat
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
While everyone is focused on the Clinton Foundation, the public is completely ignoring how the Trump Organization's many shady foreign dealings could completely upend US National Security
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Donald Trump forfeits credibility on the Clinton email controversy by doxing his own interns
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So, what kind of guy is the dude who ran onto the field during Monday Night Football? About what you'd expect
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Tue September 13, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Oracle too busy buying new things to wreck instead of fixing what they've got
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Without greasing any palms on Wall Street, Valvoline IPO to raise $800 million
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What the Benghazi attack taught the Deputy Chief of Mission for Libya about Hillary Clinton
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Sun September 11, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fifteen years later, let's check in on the TSA's, ah, progress
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton forced to run out of event early, loses shoe. No word if car has turned into pumpkin or if she's alive
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
G4S Secure Solutions fined $151,400 for falsely listing psychological testing information on more than 1,500 forms that allowed employees to carry guns -- including Pulse Nightclub mass murderer Omar Mateen
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign: so when Trump praises Putin at a televised forum, or goes on Russian state-owned TV and criticizes US foreign policy towards Russia, he's not really PRAISING Putin so much as,,,erm..uh..lulling him into a false sense of security?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The intelligence community is divided over if Trump is just making up stuff about his security briefing or is just an idiot
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
If you're going to leave a voice mail detailing your plans to rob Rob, make sure you called the correct number first
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out intelligence officers during security briefing weren't displeased with Obama, they were displeased with Trump
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Former Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge says U.S. must accept the 'inevitability' of another terror attack
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after sending his dog and a gun through the security screening x-ray. Your dog wants a carry permit
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Paisley Park looking for security guards and tour guides and more in advance of October 6th opening
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Watch 35 years of growing income disparity in just 20 troubling seconds
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Tue September 06, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will go the the finals of the Tag Team Title tourney? WILL all hell break loose between Ambrose and AJ Styles? CAN we get a Nikki Bella nip-slip on live TV? LIVE from NEBRASKA, THIS is YOUR WWE Smackdown thread (8pm ET on USA)
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Mon September 05, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If you're going to hire a campus security guard named "Dormevil," don't be surprised when things like this happen
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mac cyber security bundle. When you don't trust your Mac. Does not include tin foil. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Those granny pants women wear have gotten so big they can hold an entire weeks' worth of shoplifted food in them (pics)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Black guy forced to use the back entrance, insulted by the staff
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Fri September 02, 2016
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Apple issues global security alert for Mac laptop and desktop users after hackers think different
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nuclear power's future in Britain questioned as nuclear authority releases details of 130 major security breaches in last five years, including that time in 2012 when the guards lost the gun
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials allowed workers to use government credit cards for charges at strip clubs and casinos. Although not as much as they would have spent by just going to work and approving new defense systems
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Major General preparing to retire as Colonel after swinging for the fences for years
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(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
10,000th Syrian refugee arrives in the U.S. and is welcomed with a double wide trailer full of complimentary back bacon and Crystal Pepsi
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know how the U.S. Department of Justice decision on private prisons wouldn't affect the private prisons used by Homeland Security? Yeah, about that
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning computer security courses. CISSP certification training, VoIP, ethical hacking certification, Java Cryptography Architecture, TCP For computer networks, Mobile Application penetration testing. (Sponsored Link)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: '"Extremely intoxicated' Fort Lauderdale officer brawls with hotel security while holding baby"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Drunken Christmas goat burner faces four years in jail. This word salad headline comes to you from Gävle, Sweden
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Thu August 25, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple releases iSpy 1.0 for iOS
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Submarine shipbuilder discovers a leak
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Good idea: Uniforms for the Olympic team. Bad idea: Uniform luggage for the Olympic team
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Native Americans are protesting oil pipeline that endangers local water supply. Homeland Security cuts out the middle man and removes the protesters' drinking water
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
The NSA is actively working to to make computers and networks less safe
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'What-a-burglars' have an appetite for crime and fries
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Tue August 23, 2016
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Normal ex-police officers don't threaten to beat the mayor with a gun at city hall while carrying an ax and cocaine
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Security guard not impressed by ramp hogger, shows him the law
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Sun August 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mongolian beef
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan demanding a king's ransom and a meeting with Putin in order to be interviewed on Russian television
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Australia, Maine is reporting a ten-foot snake on the loose. Complete with "holy fark" picture of the shed skin it left behind
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
15,000 networks around the world still use the Cisco firewalls that are compromised by the NSA tools that were stolen last week
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Fri August 19, 2016
(SC Magazine)
 
 
 
Latest census report says the median IT wage is $10,000 a year more for men than women. Which is really upsetting to the three women who actually were able to get a job in Silicon Valley
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(Time)
 
 
 
Australian man in Dubai shares a Facebook post about how to help refugees, winds up getting detained by security forces
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Eddie Bauer found malware in their POS terminals ... cold hard cash still hacker free
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Frank Gaffney's organization Family Security Matters says that the "Muslim DNA" in an Olympic fencer makes her "prone to stab people"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Roger Stone goes all-in, says Huma Abedin should never have gotten security clearance because she has ties to radical Islam
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mom with an autistic daughter makes a simple request on her Facebook page for help in finding a discontinued t-shirt that her daughter loves. 78 shirts later she is overwhelmed with the kindness of strangers
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this extreme security
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So that police officer that robbed them may have been a pissed off security guard trying to stop the US swimmers from drunkenly breaking into a bathroom
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out that cyber security companies *really* want to know what's being auctioned off from the NSA hack
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Fighters of Ukrainian special forces get stuck in turnstile, then train to overcome revolving doors
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Wed August 17, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe and Nakamura's last face-off before Brooklyn end peacefully? CAN Tony Nese overcome THE Brian Kendrick? IS SOMEONE getting their farking head kicked in? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Thank you Russia for completely delegitimizing any actual scandal that could've come out of the hacked emails. You guys are tops
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Police Chief resigns in order to head NFL security. Mayor Bowser expected to name a replacement, reportedly favors Lenny Koopa
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
LiveNation looked at the state of air travel in America and said "yeah, that's what our customers want"
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Black Hat hackers give props to Windows 10 for not being as easy to bust as Win7 or XP
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Though there was no shooter at JFK this week as first believed, the police never showed up and travelers began fighting over a conch shell for leadership
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Area man furious that barbed wire fence and security cameras protecting Trump sign have proven ineffective
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
According to judge, Steve Mann, a pioneer in wearable computer technology and occasional bonehead, was not threatened by the staff of Canadian Tire after he'd set off the security alarms. Guess Mr tech wizard forgot about security camera footage
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
DARPA held a 'Capture the flag'-like hacking competition between AIs. The winner was given $2 million and a head start on finding Sarah Connor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP was almost out from under a 35 year ban on certain "ballot security activities." And then Trump went to Altoona
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Fri August 12, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Hardened criminal who stole penis pump still at large
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
One takeaway from this year's Black Hat conference: We really shouldn't be having so many things with internet connections
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
The problem with finding embarrassing or alarming videos is explaining how you found them in the first place
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Two guys alert Bluetooth security companies that they're putting their customers at risk. It doesn't go well. "The vendors don't really care. We contacted 12. One one responded, and they said, 'We know it's a problem, but we're not gonna fix it.'"
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"It's a bit worrying to see security techniques from the 1990s used in new vehicles"
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Security researchers at Defcon bring whole new meaning to the term "penetration testing" (probably not safe for work)
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Wed August 10, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Dutch teenager collects one million United Airline miles for finding security flaws. Of course, restrictions do apply
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Hey, remember back in 2008 when Hillary hinted that Obama might be assassinated if the Democrats chose him as their nominee rather than her?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer demands National Security Briefings for Donald Trump cease since he threatened to have his competition assassinated
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Not news: Major Android security flaw found that will not be patched. Fark: It's a hardware flaw
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FTC says changing passwords often can actually weaken security, primarily because bad users often come up with progressively worse passwords
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
"We are convinced that [Trump] would be a dangerous President and would put at risk our country's national security and well-being." Signed, 50 top officials from Republican Presidential administrations
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What kind of a world are we living in where a man can't take his pet turtle disguised as a KFC burger on holiday?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"No celebrity is safe. We have tested over 100 celebrities so far and around 70 of them have caught our eye. Adele.com has the worst security you will ever see in your life"
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Houston men charged with stealing more than 100 cars, mostly Jeeps and new Dodges using nothing more than a laptop and software readily available at most car dealers and auto service shops
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Morrissey claims immigration agents at the Los Angeles airport stole $150 from him
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Man creates a fake boarding pass app so he can hang out in posh airport lounges and get free cavity searches
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC Metro announces that it will start withholding real-time data from its apps over "security concerns", such as customers being able to see how late their trains always are
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sheriff: "Oh, we're comfortable with our security policies." Escaping prisoner: *whoosh* Sheriff: "We may look at them again, but quite frankly-" Next escaping prisoner: *zoom* Sheriff: "I mean, things are all working out"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is your teenager having trouble finding a summer job? Employers might find her a more desirable candidate if she brings her own security detail
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
$72 million bitcoin stolen from Bitfinex Exchange. Used to buy $72 million worth of candy bars from vending machine
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
TSA: Stop packing batarangs in your carry-on bags
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: If we have [nuclear weapons], why can't we use them?
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
They're back - Car hackers take control of Jeep's steering and braking
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(The Register)
 
 
 
What's it like to run the Black Hat NoC? Lots of malware and more pr0n than you can imagine
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Some Loaf)
 
 
 
Just when you thought August had no holidays, along comes "Loaf Fest," the Pagan fire festival where you get to load up on carbs, drink wine, and maybe get in a ritual sacrifice
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Snooty, world's oldest manatee in captivity, celebrates 68th birthday with party attended by 100s of kids, plans to wait to 70 to start Social Security
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
As if you needed any more reason to block advertising, ads on pretty much every legitimate news source have been spreading malware since 2013-15. It took this long to notice because security researchers never have OEM branding in their control panel
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Thu July 28, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces Windows 10 update will be available in new education edition, including stricter security policies and no Cortana to entice students to do bad things with their PC like install third-party apps
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hackers can record everything you type on your cheap wireless keybo -- www.pornhub.com/fatgranny
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Harry Reid about Trump's security briefings: "Tell him we're at war with Eastasia"
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Wed July 27, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Hire security to shoo bums off your private property? Negative Yelp Review
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Brewery's new 'Naked Man Posing in the Lobby' brew not a hit with police
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Mon July 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
US intelligence officials: we're not saying the DNC hack was Putin, but...okay, yeah, we are saying it was Putin
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Illinois Republican state lawmaker and prolific user of social media resigns suddenly over "cyber security issues." Dead hooker or live boy?
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
How Putin weaponized Wikileaks to help Trump destabilize the US
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Suspect opens fire at Fort Myers nightclub event hosting teenagers. Two dead, over a dozen wounded
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Sun July 24, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not all uses of the Florida tag are negative. In fact, this time it equates to Hero
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks and bonds are at record prices. Start selling
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Sat July 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Munich shooting appears to have been more Columbine than San Bernardino
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Fri July 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police in Munich responding to reports of shots fired at a shopping center. Update: six killed, suspects still at large
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maurice Micklewhite legally changes his name to Michael Caine to avoid airport security delays
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Thu July 21, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
TSA agent mistakes "security theater" for "security peepshow"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Fox viewers overreact to Megyn Kelly's bare shoulders
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Idiot Trump delegate wants to put Hillary in front of a firing squad. Apparently Not News: Idiot Hillary delegate actually shoots husband, charged with attempted homicide
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Internet. Serious business
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton reportedly seeking running mate with strong experience in national security, Gmail settings tab
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Republicans on Tuesday: Lock Clinton up. Republicans on Wednesday: Execute her
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Tue July 19, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Record Powerball jackpot prize claimed by not you
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Mon July 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just what are you getting at here, you Orange Buffoon?
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Sun July 17, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
"I would say not only bring Snowden back, but bring him into my administration as a member of the Cabinet, because we need people who are part of our national security administration who are really, very patriotic,"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"News flash: you can't carry guns onto airplanes. And yet last year, Americans packed more firearms in their carry-ons than ever before, the Transportation Safety Administration says, most of which were loaded"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Here's a list of all the foods you can't bring through a TSA checkpoint, and it's just as user-friendly as you'd expect: "An unwrapped cheeseburger with fries and a big container of ketchup would not be allowed past security because ketchup is a gel"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The biggest tech IPO of the year is a company that makes pretend stickers that people can stick in their virtual profiles. In related news, the economy is farked
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Wed July 13, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Finn Balor followed by the first round Cruiserweight Classic. Enough said. Action starts at 8PM on the WWE Network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GOP still has massive security fears over the convention, especially since they're letting open-carry permit holders walk around with what amount to military-grade assault rifles
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Not news: Hackers got into some databases. News: Oklahoma state police database among those hacked. Fark: A reporter is yelled at for warning them
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Uber execs face daily threats, including people throwing eggs at their houses
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The FBI says that its malware isn't malware because the FBI is good and the people it uses its malware against are bad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The head of the Cleveland Police Patrolmen's Association is literally begging people not to bring guns to the convention, "The last thing in the world we need is anybody walking around here with AR-15s strapped to their back"
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Mon July 11, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go may have full access to your Google account EVERYBODY PAN -- oh, there's one!
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Social Security insolvency is now one year closer. Exhaustion rescheduled for 2034
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Security guard fires gun in parking garage because: A) his life was in danger; B) someone else's life was in danger; or C) two men peed in threatening manner
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto: "De ninguna manera maldita estamos pagando por una pared, Donald Trump"
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's highly competent campaign team manages to get their bulk email privileges suspended by their vendor after their flood of fundraising emails they sent to all those randomly purchased mail lists triggered the vendor's spam alarms
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mamma mia, thats'a spicy populist Roman mayor
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Lacy Gray (D-Mo) grills FBI Director: "Does the FBI believe neo-Nazi groups are a threat to national security? Should the FBI be concerned when a presidential candidate retweets their social media posts?" MAXIMUM TROLLING ACHIEVED
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Pirates will be sure to be roaming the San Diego waters outside Paramount's first-ever open-air IMAX early screening of Star Trek Beyond
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(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to all the drones flying over the Savannah River nuclear site in South Carolina lately, they say it's just a bunch of kids playing 'checking out and targeting potential terrorist sites'
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly tries, fails to prove she knows about email security while ripping into Hillary Clinton
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(UPI)
 
 
 
TSA and American Airlines announce new venture that could speed up security lines while still doing absolutely nothing to actually make anyone any safer. Just like everything else the TSA has done before. But hey, faster lines
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Let's ask a cybersecurity expert if Hillary's email server system could have jeopardized America's national security
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
FTC now looking up Ashley Madison's skirt
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
To make sure your information is not stolen when you pump gas should you a) shake the card reader b) check for a security sticker c) use cash, wear a dark hoodie and sunglasses, send an identical car to a different gas station or d) all of the above
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Amaryllo iCamPRO FHD Home Security Camera. 360 degree field of view, day and night recording. CES award winner. Also Magic 8-ball imposter. (Sponsored Link)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mayor of Rio admits security for the Olympics is a complete shiatstorm of utter f*ckery
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hannah Cohen, a young disabled woman whose mother describes as "partially deaf, blind in one eye, paralyzed and easily confused" treated to an Independence weekend celebration upon her arrival home in Memphis by the TSA
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(TSA)
 
 
 
I have a flight at 4:30 pm. How early should I arrive to get properly drunk before takeoff?
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Thu June 30, 2016
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Judge rules that computer users should have no expectation of privacy because computers are vulnerable to hackers. Expectation of privacy in houses despite burglars unaffected
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Man goes full Mortal Kombat on Denver's 16th Street mall. FINISH HIM
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Wed June 29, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
We're going to need 105,000 cases of 'Coexist' stickers, stat
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
For a limited time only, you can find out if you're a terrorist as far as the banks and authorities are concerned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unsatisfied with mere victory, Nigel Farage attended an EU summit just to taunt other leaders. He danced around the floor yelling "Scoreboard Scoreboard," sang Queen's "Another one bites the dust," set off firecrackers, and torched the security desk
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you've got the cool teacher if over the summer she was arrested for threatening a strip club bouncer and drove the getaway car as her husband fired a shotgun at the establishment
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
French lifeguards get guns for summer beach patrol. David Hasselhoff nods approvingly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evil super-villain attempts to extinguish liberty in Brazil. It was an Olympic torch? Never mind
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee now owes Survivor $25K for using "Eye of the Tiger" at a Kim Davis rally. It would have been less, but he missed payments while trying to set up a legal defense fund to pay the judgment for him
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
Weeners
 
ITEM TOO SMALL, please contact service associate
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
In Russia, the internet backdoors you. Law passes requiring all internet firms to provide the Federal Security Service (FSB) with access into encrypted communications
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Infosecurity Magazine)
 
 
 
Misubishi Outlander praised by IT security pros for packing just about every possible computer backdoor, glitch and security vulnerability into a single car, urge you to go to the dealer to see one before they're all taken ransom or stolen
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Policeman working security at London's Pride Parade spots his boyfriend in the crowd, immediately proposes
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Bad: You have an abusive boyfriend. Good: You break up and get a restraining order. Bad: He breaks into your place. Good: You change the locks and get a security system installed. Scary: He's hiding under the bed while the installer is there
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Hospitals are terrible places to be a password
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two guys staying at Rodeway Inn in Gallup, NM discover EVERY room key opens EVERY room. Hilarity and viral video ensue
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The economy may be tanking, but at least the stock market doesn't have to worry about irrational exuberance or another tech bubbl...what? Oh dear
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Airlines take advantage of gap in TSA security screening by charging "expedited security fee" to elite flyers that isn't for TSA PreCheck or special screening, but for putting them at front of regular TSA line. "It's all about who has the money"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Security video shows the Orlando shooter at the hotel where it was claimed he met up with his gay lover
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The big lesson from last night's Chile/Colombia Copa America semi-final? Pitch invader + a dozen security personnel + waterlogged pitch = comedy
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
Your grocery store might be broadcasting your shopping habits to the online world. Unsecured security cameras are everywhere
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Tue June 21, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news New Yorkers, Police Commissioner Bratton says another terror attack is inevitable for NYC. Comforting, I know
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Mon June 20, 2016
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Unshaven man kicked off Alaska Airlines flight for looking "Arabic and scary." Funny thing is, guys with beards fly all the time on Alaska Airlines -- just check out their logo
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Well, why wouldn't you want to sneak an iguana into a courtroom?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro declares a financial state of emergency. That's good to know, since it's not as if they don't have a huge event planned beginning in a month and a half
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirty minutes of Jerry Lewis' controversial, unreleased holocaust film -- tied up in litigation for 40-plus years and said to be train-wreck awful by the few who have viewed it -- are now online to see
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House to build bigger, possibly transparent, wall
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Shanghai Disneyland has glitches on its first open day, including two foreigners in politically incorrect Mickey Mouse hats and parents allowing child to take dump in public: "The only improvement: They used a plastic bag to catch it"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"The greatest threat to our homeland security today is the National Rifle Association"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kirk asks FBI for increased role in providing security for Chicago's Pride Parade, fears wrath of Khan during the voyage home
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The "Arizona Lion's Guard" is a group of motorcycle riders that will protect Trump supporters from protestors at his upcoming Phoenix rally. Their leader boasts her credentials: "I was born in Harlem ... I've been fighting all my life"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If the FBI isn't doing anything wrong, what do they have to hide? Other than the locations of the secret security cameras on the utility poles
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Wed June 15, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"A drunken rowdy man's unruly behaviour at the weekend's All Blacks game saw him eventually get punched in the face three times by an older woman"
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
White House blames GOP for Russians Hacking the DNC, who were too cheap pay for quality cyber security with their own money and Republicans refused to allow them to have taxpayers pay for it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Intel's x86s hide another CPU that can take over your machine and you can't audit
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Stealing someone's UPS packages is now called 'porch pirating'. Ar
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's examine the biggest, most egregious lies in Donald Trump's national security speech
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI director James Comey highly confident that the rest of us need to be put under surveillance because of the actions of Some Jerk. Or because if his job is to look for needles in haystacks, there's no job security like making the haystack bigger
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
G4S shares take a beating around the world as company admits its HR department seems to hire a lot of heavily-armed crazy people
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
The company whose cybersecurity products brought your system to its knees is buying the company whose cybersecurity products helped a Syrian dictator keep his people on their knees
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You could say that it was good she (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) didn't know the paws-word. YEEEAH
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
For the past year Hillary has claimed that the FBI was just performing a 'security inquiry'. White House announces that it is a 'Criminal Investigation'. Hillary looking for the strongest cloth available to wipe this away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Insecurity is the black hole that consumes Trump. But it's the blackest, most luxurious hole you've ever seen. Really terrific hole
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Thu June 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman posts home security footage to Facebook, finds out mysterious intruder who hugs her dog is 7-year-old whose own dog died last year: "Josh talks about your dog all the time"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Hillary and the State Department have shown hackers the names of CIA agents. Good jerb
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raptors fan ejected from playoff game shot and killed in Toronto. Wow, that's strict security
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy CEO sells off half of his stock in the company but maintains everything is fine, nothing to see here, things couldn't be better, hey why is the stock price tanking?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The six godless, liberal New England states once again among most dangerous places to live in the U.S.. Just kidding...they're actually the safest. Where do they get their morality from?
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Police looking for man that threw a beer bottle at Ryan Howard, drank Bud Light Lime
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton could become the first president ever to hold the office from prison
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Wait, you're from Politico? Yeah, you're not welcome at this Trump Rally. Security will escort you out of the building"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Department of Justice to FBI: It's 2008 already; you should get a warrant when you issue a National Security Letter to an ISP. FBI to DoJ: Warrants? We don't need no steenking warrants. Uh, I mean, it's 2014 and we still respectfully disagree
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man who is responsible for detaining and inflicting inhuman conditions and torture on thousands of innocents, is suspended from his job as a TSA security guard because he is also a wanted war criminal
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(Emergency Management)
 
 
 
Would you mind not shooting at the nuclear reactors?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing $30K ring that woman had left in store restroom, though his lawyer plans on citing the Supreme Court case of Finders-Keepers V. Losers-Weepers
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Wed June 01, 2016
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
You have a solid gold, jewel encrusted eagle statue valued at five million dollars and it needs to be relocated. Do you a) hire armed security detail b) hire a Brinks truck to do the move for you or c) casually move it on the streets yourself ?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, every Wednesday I bang the security guy at the office in the after hours, he has the keys to all the offices (and my orifices) and we're trying to have sex in all of them from the top floor on down. I'm a married woman, what should I do
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Air Force doesn't want anyone to know anything about its new stealth bomber, so here's everything we know we know, that we think we know and that we know we don't know about it with a whole bunch of speculation, WAGs and pretty pictures
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Mon May 30, 2016
(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Couple gets lost, figures the nuclear power plant is the way to go
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cleveland police and city officials have yet to actually make any security preparations for the RNC
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Police officer gets all his ducks in a row, helps them cross the street at a busy intersection
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