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Headlines matching 'secret service'
Fri May 04, 2012
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(Huffington Post) Obvious For some reason, Senator David Vitter (R-LA) is shying away from the Secret Service prostitution scandal  (huffingtonpost.com) (46)


Wed May 02, 2012
(AZCentral) Dumbass Two players for the Nashville Predators suspended because they stayed out late partying the night before a playoff game. If the whole NHL thing doesn't work out for them they could always get a job with the Secret Service  (azcentral.com) (33)


Tue May 01, 2012
(cbs baltimore) Obvious Johns Hopkins University adds new course to catalog: Don't Bang A Hooker If You're A Secret Service Agent 101  (baltimore.cbslocal.com) (15)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy President Obama mocked everyone from the Secret Service to Mitt Romney to the GOP as a whole at last night's Correspondent's Dinner. "We both have degrees from Harvard. I have one, he has two. What a snob"  (suntimes.com) (449)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Newser) Obvious Memo to Secret Service agents: no more drinking alcohol within 10 hours of working; no bringing foreigners to your hotel rooms; and, no going to "non-reputable" establishments  (newser.com) (76)


Fri April 27, 2012
(BBC) Stupid In the wake of the Secret Service prostitute scandal, Colombia has plenty of laughs mocking the US for the incident. That is, of course, until a US airline advertisement associates Colombia with prostitution. Now it's not funny anymore  (bbc.co.uk) (84)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Not news: Americans solicit prostitute while traveling abroad. News: They're government officials and broke her collar bone after refusing to pay the agreed price. Fark: This isn't part of the Secret Service fiasco  (dailymail.co.uk) (107)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Some of the Secret Service Agents did not have sex with the hookers because they were too drunk. Also, Secret Service Agents on Bill Clinton's detail went to a Brazilian strip club, though that was part of their protective duties   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (64)
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic Karl Rove is trying to be the Conservative voice of reason, warning fellow party members trying to link Obama to the Secret Service Scandal and GSA was a bad idea  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (128)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Politico) Dumbass Based on no evidence whatsoever, Chuck Grassley brings up that the Colombian Hookers in the Secret Service scandal were probably Russian Spies. Or whatever  (politico.com) (82)
(Yahoo) Fail Good Idea for a GOP candidate: appointing an openly gay policy advisor to show centrist voters you are open-minded. Bad Idea: appoint an advisor who becomes a catty biatch on Twitter about prominent political women's appearance and dress  (news.yahoo.com) (61)
(National Review) Obvious Even Obama is doing worse under Obama  (nationalreview.com) (187)


Mon April 23, 2012
(CNN) Amusing Two Congress-critters think if the Secret Service hired more women, they could hire less hookers. Perhaps that should be rephrased   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (114)
(CNN) Obvious Yes  (cnn.com) (470)
(ABC) Ironic Proponents think the US Secret Service prostitution scandal is a fantastic opportunity to lobby for legalized whore-banging  (abcnews.go.com) (67)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Followup Joe Lieberman plans to call hearings on Secret Service prostitution scandal. Hearings to be aired on C-SPAN, Cinemax  (courant.com) (129)
(Daily Mail) Silly Matt Damon willing to swap spit with George W Bush...but with no tongue  (dailymail.co.uk) (23)


Sat April 21, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Leon Panetta says U.S. is "within an inch" of war every day with North Korea. Blames conflict on their rulers  (articles.cnn.com) (185)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy World's Oldest Man celebrates 115th birthday, wants you to get off his lawn (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (46)
(Daily Mail) Amusing 'Britain's most beautiful face' apparently belongs to Rose Tyler  (dailymail.co.uk) (85)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Woman "shocked" to find duck-shaped potato in her kitchen. You'll be less shocked when you see photos of how often potatoes turn into ducks, which is pretty much all the goddamn time  (dailymail.co.uk) (57)


Fri April 20, 2012
(CNN) Sad South African bodyboarder killed by great white shark remembered as well-mannered boy and great chum  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (77)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Sarah Palin comments on the Secret Service scandal. Of course, when she's not objectifying the First Lady or painting the entire protection detail with a broad brush, she's joking about how Barack Obama eats dogs  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (166)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (191)
(Daily Mail) Cool Fark ready headline of the day (and future motion picture): "Friends 'broke into zoo, stripped to their underwear to swim with dolphins before stealing a penguin' on drunken night out"  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Jimmy Kimmel has fun with Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage ... to her delight (w/video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (61)
(Some Guy) Followup First pictures of hooker at the center of the Secret Service scandal released - and she's a hottie  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (235)


Thu April 19, 2012
(The Week) Dumbass Five things that could be bad news... for Obama  (theweek.com) (158)
(Politico) Dumbass Well the one good thing about Ted Nugent's NRA convention rant is that it was so irresponsible and inappropriate that no mainstream poltician could possibly still support him right? I mean except for Allen West of course  (politico.com) (110)


Wed April 18, 2012
(ABC) Followup Ted Nugent, aka "The Nuge" Aka "The Motor City Madman" has earned a new nickname after his speech to the NRA: "The Target of a Secret Service investigation"  (abcnews.go.com) (291)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Obama's Secret Service agents aren't just sleazy bastards for hiring hookers. They're also cheap bastards for trying to get a two-for-one deal from their hookers   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Tue April 17, 2012
(The Daily Show) Silly The War on Women is a made up thing. Now, the War on Easter, Christmas, Hanukkah, fossil fuels, potatoes, food, salt, fall holidays, and conservative women are all very real things and should be taken seriously  (thedailyshow.com) (184)
(Some Guy) Followup "Oh, and did we mention that the Colombian prostitutes were probably underage?"  (wiod.com) (183)


Sun April 15, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Secret Service Hooker Scandal could have been avoided with $47 and a lecture from Charlie Sheen  (nypost.com) (137)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Scientists use cutting-edge nanotech to create world's tiniest violin  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)
(Guardian) Stupid Secret Service agents on the Obama detail relieved of duty after relieving their duty with Colombian prostitutes  (guardian.co.uk) (195)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Iraq Veteran's Amazing Job: Nick White served his country, first as a Marine, where he saw heavy combat in Iraq, and then as a Secret Service agent. Now he's kicking ass as an entrepreneur  (news.yahoo.com) (23)


Thu March 22, 2012
(NBCWashington) Cool Caught on Tape: Secret Service helps family of terrorist ducks break into White House grounds  (nbcwashington.com) (86)


Wed March 21, 2012
(NPR) Scary The Supreme Court is about to decide on whether a man can go to prison for insulting Dick Cheney  (npr.org) (141)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Intent on going down in the biggest blaze of glory ever, Rick Santorum now taking shots at President Obama's parenting skills  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (166)
(GQ) Obvious Republican presidential candidates' Secret Service code names revealed; Romney's is "Javelin", Santorum's is...what? Ew. I thought the word Cleveland went before that, but whatever  (gq.com) (150)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Sen. Scott Brown on Santorum Secret Service: "It's the first time he's actually ever used protection"  (mega949.com) (91)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting A former U.S. Secret Service agent to the Clinton's claims Hillary never said 'thank you' to agents. Calls her aloof and the rest of the family arrogant  (dailymail.co.uk) (177)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Boing Boing) Scary Proposed US law bans protesting near anyone who rates a Secret Service detail, even if you don't know where he is, or if it is even there  (boingboing.net) (140)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Would-be Obama assassin tweets his prediction that he will not be arrested. Secret Service: Challenge accepted  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (110)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Big 1059) Dumbass Homeless Tip: make sure the car you attempt to steal doesn't belong to Secret Service  (big1059.com) (45)


Mon February 27, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Santorum is getting a government handout this week  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (72)


Wed February 01, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Because "Mittens" Romney now has real gloves in the fight, the Secret Service is giving him protection  (abcnews.go.com) (135)


Mon January 30, 2012
(IOL) Interesting Muslim preacher arrested in Kenya, Secret Service plans rescue mission  (iol.co.za) (33)

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