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Headlines matching 'secret service'

Fri May 04, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		For some reason, Senator David Vitter (R-LA) is shying away from the Secret Service prostitution scandal (huffingtonpost.com)	(46)

Wed May 02, 2012

Two players for the Nashville Predators suspended because they stayed out late partying the night before a playoff game. If the whole NHL thing doesn't work out for them they could always get a job with the Secret Service (azcentral.com)

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Tue May 01, 2012

(cbs baltimore)

Johns Hopkins University adds new course to catalog: Don't Bang A Hooker If You're A Secret Service Agent 101 (baltimore.cbslocal.com)

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Sun April 29, 2012

President Obama mocked everyone from the Secret Service to Mitt Romney to the GOP as a whole at last night's Correspondent's Dinner. "We both have degrees from Harvard. I have one, he has two. What a snob" (suntimes.com)

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Sat April 28, 2012

Memo to Secret Service agents: no more drinking alcohol within 10 hours of working; no bringing foreigners to your hotel rooms; and, no going to "non-reputable" establishments (newser.com)

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Fri April 27, 2012

In the wake of the Secret Service prostitute scandal, Colombia has plenty of laughs mocking the US for the incident. That is, of course, until a US airline advertisement associates Colombia with prostitution. Now it's not funny anymore (bbc.co.uk)

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Wed April 25, 2012

		Not news: Americans solicit prostitute while traveling abroad. News: They're government officials and broke her collar bone after refusing to pay the agreed price. Fark: This isn't part of the Secret Service fiasco (dailymail.co.uk)	(107)
		Some of the Secret Service Agents did not have sex with the hookers because they were too drunk. Also, Secret Service Agents on Bill Clinton's detail went to a Brazilian strip club, though that was part of their protective duties (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(64)
		Karl Rove is trying to be the Conservative voice of reason, warning fellow party members trying to link Obama to the Secret Service Scandal and GSA was a bad idea (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(128)

Tue April 24, 2012

		Based on no evidence whatsoever, Chuck Grassley brings up that the Colombian Hookers in the Secret Service scandal were probably Russian Spies. Or whatever (politico.com)	(82)
		Good Idea for a GOP candidate: appointing an openly gay policy advisor to show centrist voters you are open-minded. Bad Idea: appoint an advisor who becomes a catty biatch on Twitter about prominent political women's appearance and dress (news.yahoo.com)	(61)
		Even Obama is doing worse under Obama (nationalreview.com)	(187)

Mon April 23, 2012

		Two Congress-critters think if the Secret Service hired more women, they could hire less hookers. Perhaps that should be rephrased (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(114)
		Yes (cnn.com)	(470)
		Proponents think the US Secret Service prostitution scandal is a fantastic opportunity to lobby for legalized whore-banging (abcnews.go.com)	(67)

Sun April 22, 2012

		Joe Lieberman plans to call hearings on Secret Service prostitution scandal. Hearings to be aired on C-SPAN, Cinemax (courant.com)	(129)
		Matt Damon willing to swap spit with George W Bush...but with no tongue (dailymail.co.uk)	(23)

Sat April 21, 2012

		Leon Panetta says U.S. is "within an inch" of war every day with North Korea. Blames conflict on their rulers (articles.cnn.com)	(185)
		World's Oldest Man celebrates 115th birthday, wants you to get off his lawn (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)	(46)
		'Britain's most beautiful face' apparently belongs to Rose Tyler (dailymail.co.uk)	(85)
		Woman "shocked" to find duck-shaped potato in her kitchen. You'll be less shocked when you see photos of how often potatoes turn into ducks, which is pretty much all the goddamn time (dailymail.co.uk)	(57)

Fri April 20, 2012

	South African bodyboarder killed by great white shark remembered as well-mannered boy and great chum (news.blogs.cnn.com)	(77)
	Sarah Palin comments on the Secret Service scandal. Of course, when she's not objectifying the First Lady or painting the entire protection detail with a broad brush, she's joking about how Barack Obama eats dogs (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(166)
	One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(191)
	Fark ready headline of the day (and future motion picture): "Friends 'broke into zoo, stripped to their underwear to swim with dolphins before stealing a penguin' on drunken night out" (dailymail.co.uk)	(50)
	Jimmy Kimmel has fun with Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage ... to her delight (w/video) (dailymail.co.uk)	(61)
(Some Guy)	First pictures of hooker at the center of the Secret Service scandal released - and she's a hottie (mailonsunday.co.uk)	(235)

Thu April 19, 2012

		Five things that could be bad news... for Obama (theweek.com)	(158)
		Well the one good thing about Ted Nugent's NRA convention rant is that it was so irresponsible and inappropriate that no mainstream poltician could possibly still support him right? I mean except for Allen West of course (politico.com)	(110)

Wed April 18, 2012

		Ted Nugent, aka "The Nuge" Aka "The Motor City Madman" has earned a new nickname after his speech to the NRA: "The Target of a Secret Service investigation" (abcnews.go.com)	(291)
		Obama's Secret Service agents aren't just sleazy bastards for hiring hookers. They're also cheap bastards for trying to get a two-for-one deal from their hookers (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(58)

Tue April 17, 2012

		The War on Women is a made up thing. Now, the War on Easter, Christmas, Hanukkah, fossil fuels, potatoes, food, salt, fall holidays, and conservative women are all very real things and should be taken seriously (thedailyshow.com)	(184)
(Some Guy)		"Oh, and did we mention that the Colombian prostitutes were probably underage?" (wiod.com)	(183)

Sun April 15, 2012

Secret Service Hooker Scandal could have been avoided with $47 and a lecture from Charlie Sheen (nypost.com)

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Sat April 14, 2012

		Scientists use cutting-edge nanotech to create world's tiniest violin (dailymail.co.uk)	(82)
		Secret Service agents on the Obama detail relieved of duty after relieving their duty with Colombian prostitutes (guardian.co.uk)	(195)

Sat April 07, 2012

Iraq Veteran's Amazing Job: Nick White served his country, first as a Marine, where he saw heavy combat in Iraq, and then as a Secret Service agent. Now he's kicking ass as an entrepreneur (news.yahoo.com)

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Thu March 22, 2012

(NBCWashington)

Caught on Tape: Secret Service helps family of terrorist ducks break into White House grounds (nbcwashington.com)

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Wed March 21, 2012

The Supreme Court is about to decide on whether a man can go to prison for insulting Dick Cheney (npr.org)

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Tue March 20, 2012

		Intent on going down in the biggest blaze of glory ever, Rick Santorum now taking shots at President Obama's parenting skills (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(166)
(GQ)		Republican presidential candidates' Secret Service code names revealed; Romney's is "Javelin", Santorum's is...what? Ew. I thought the word Cleveland went before that, but whatever (gq.com)	(150)