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53 headlines found matching 'secret service'
Sun February 19, 2017
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Trump supporter who was 'spontaneously' invited on stage during his Florida 'campaign' rally...
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Student confesses to throwing object at motorcade
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
The "Tiny Trump" meme is a thing of beauty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What a sad, empty man
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Congressman Ted Lieu demands investigation into Trump's use of unsecured Android phone and WH staff's use of private email servers. This should make it to committee by sometime around 2028
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The elaborate lifestyle of the Trump family is a staggeringly expensive logistical nightmare, and you'll never guess who gets to pick up the tab. Hint: not Trump
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
She "is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable" would seem like an odd way to describe a former model, who married a billionaire who, oh yeah, is now also President of the United States, but, here we are
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret service director announces retirement, in a move that has nothing to do with Trump's paranoia about White House leaks
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Lego Batman Movie takes the weekend with $54.5 million, mommy porn Fifty Shades Darker takes #2 with $48.3 million. John Wick 2 was #3 with $29.6 million and La La Land still in the top 10 at #8 with $5 million
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Secret Service launches emotional protection division to protect Trump's delicate sensibilities
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Here's what happened that time the Dutch secret service tried to recruit a Tor admin. Hilariteit? It voortgevloeid
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's a secret code word for when Donald Trump is having sex in the White House
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Tue January 24, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has her own Secret Service detail because she says thanks to the liberal media, she's started receiving death threats. Or maybe she started receiving fashion advice; either way, we're paying for her protection
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Mon January 23, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York Times, Trump declare war
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Sun January 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret Service slaps down White House claim that "magnetometers" shrank inaugural crowd size
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Secret service to investigate whether Madonna really wants to blow up the White House. Also, whether she's like a virgin for the very first time
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Pravda runs Open Letter to Trump. Mostly 'Look Out For Shadowy Cabals'
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Fri January 20, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trump's Android phone confiscated by the Secret Service, replaced with ultra-secure phone-shaped rubber squeak dog toy. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Frustrated parents finally have enough, confiscate their bratty stepchild's smartphone
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Wed January 18, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Lord Jesus Christ takes time off from his busy schedule of appearing on toast and is promptly arrested for Trump assassination threat
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves to praise cops, does not like to pay cops (but both sides are kinda bad)
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Judicial watch claims that Obama's vacations cost the taxpayers $85 million over his 8 years, as compared to...huh..that's odd..they don't give a figure for Bush, how are we supposed to fairly evaluate that number without putting it in context?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama reminds everyone he could have won a third term
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Flow chart that shows connections between Trump, Russia and White Nationalists looks exactly like an Escher staircase after a fight with a Xerox machine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The dress code specifically mentions to avoid brown shirts and black boots so obviously we've got that going for us, which is nice
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is about to get a 4-year vacation, as Trump will be replacing them with his own private security squad
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Tue December 13, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I love studying in Trump tower with my knapsack full of knives and fireworks
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Tue December 06, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The merry-go-round that is the secretary of state position has Romney back on top of Trump's list for the job, as Giuliani and Petraeus fade again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump Tower real estate brokers are billing Trump's Secret Service detail as an amenity to sell shiat condos
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Mon December 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill deBlasio asks White House for 87.5 Presidential salaries to cover the cost of security for Trump Tower
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's overseas holdings are sparking security fears in several countries who will have to pay for protection
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Taxpayers will be paying $3M/year rent for Trump's wife and son to stay in Trump Tower
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Every single Bond movie ranked. Dundedun dun dun dun dundedun dun dun dun dundedun dun dun dun dundedun dun dun dun deDON Do do do
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you live in Northern Ireland, your entire Internet browsing history is now viewable by the police, the military, the secret service, the taxman, the Food Standards Agency, the Police Ombudsman and the Irish gambling commission. For starters
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
So this former presidential candidate randomly strolls into a book shop....
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Sun November 20, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Melania and her son Barron will be staying in NYC during President Trump's term. White House bunga bunga?
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vince Neil to play Trump inauguration; Obamacare to be replaced by Dr. Feelgood
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since 2001, the Secret Service has lost 744 laptops, 258 desktop computers, 736 mobile phones, 22 tablets, 121 guns, and 32,000+ left socks
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh lordy, oh lordy. It's Wednesday and I haven't submitted the Fark Writer's thread yet *delete* sonofab-
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump stands to pocket millions of taxpayer dollars for when Secret Service are ferried on his private jet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One way the swamp in DC is drained: Power restaurants are becoming a thing of the past
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Try to remember that the Secret Service also reads Twitter
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Fri November 11, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not quite the White House, but Barack Obama's new digs post-presidency aren't too shabby
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Provide a Secret Service name for Trump
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
What's In: Police riots, hate and war. What's out: The Global Economy, Peace. Richard Nixon, LBJ look up in awe at the new Red Devil who is gone forth, knowing he has but little time. In fashion: shackles, slave labor, post-apocalyptic toys
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Mon November 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The real loser of Election Day has been announced: basically anybody in midtown Manhattan
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So what's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld taking seven years to write one single joke?
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Sun November 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The attack on Trump has been downgraded from "Killary Liberal Operative" to "Fellow Republican who had a 'Republican Against Trump' sign"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What discontinued fast food menu items do you wish would come back?
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Sat November 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Secret Service grabs a p***y
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says that even though reporter Katy Tur has had to be escorted by the Secret Service out of Trump rallies in the past when Trump turned the crowd on her, his constant name checking of her isn't "meant in a malicious way"
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because former lawmaker Joe Walsh (R- ise up) said he would "grab his musket" if Trump loses, does not mean he was inciting violence. It was simply a metaphor. A violence-inciting metaphor, but still a metaphor
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