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164 headlines found matching 'secret'
Sat June 25, 2016
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Another NASA cover-up, this one involves a city they found on Mars but have been keeping secret from you
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Thu June 23, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Migrant laborer turned logistics worker is secret math whiz, develops five formulas on Carmichael numbers independently, presents them to class of mathematics PhD candidates. "I have hard work and make a hard living, but I insist on my studies"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's not-so-secret plot to make Chinese people fatter and less competitive has begun
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Nuts," an inventive documentary, reveals a doctor's secret to success: goat testicle transplants - fun for the whole family
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Secret Service veterans: Yeah this anti-Clinton tell-all book by former agent Gary Byrne is nothing but phooey, he's got "underlying motives". That and he's trying to sell books
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
In a story he totally didn't make up to create confirmation bias in the minds of his only potential customers, former secret service agent assigned to the Clinton Whitehouse claims, in his book, that Hillary threw Bibles at people when she got mad
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders supporters might ask him why he feels its necessary to keep his doomed campaign going when it costs taxpayers almost $40,000 per day for just his Secret Service detail. I mean, they might ask, but they won't, because, well, you know
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alright, stay with me on this one: Alex Jones thinks the Muslim Brotherhood and secret government agencies have joined forces to blackmail Obama and Clinton over their secret gay pasts. And Obama and Rahm Emanuel are secret gay Muslim lovers
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Terrible poll numbers, tepid fund-raising and Trump's own increasingly erratic behavior lead a former Bush press secretary worried Trump will lose "bad, like historic proportions bad" and if anyone knows about unmitigated disaster, it'd be a Bushie
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Thu June 16, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
On Fresh Air yesterday they exposed the secret plan the GOP used to control congress in 2010, if the DNC only read the Wall Street Journal and had seen Karl Rove's ad revealing it they might have stopped it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
This isn't the first time Donald Trump claimed President Obama was a secret Muslim and terrorist supporter; there were seven other times, and here they are in one handy article
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Spy museum's new location no longer a secret
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The practice of geophagy: Its dirty secrets revealed
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If the FBI isn't doing anything wrong, what do they have to hide? Other than the locations of the secret security cameras on the utility poles
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
"Is Victoria's Secret secretly a Satanic cult pushing its dark influence on America?"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judges order Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach to register thousands of voters he had previously disenfranchised, seriously jeopardizing the glorious Conservative experiment that Kansas has become
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg: "I am not a lizard." That's exactly what a secret lizard person would say
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worst kept secret in hockey has been officially announced
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
5000 space robots set to probe universe for galactic secrets
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(The Local)
 
 
 
So it turns out the man we called North Korea's secret weapon actually had a secret weapon
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico discovers a deep dark secret: Trump has been bs'ing reporters for at least forty years
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(Time)
 
 
 
Why Clinton donor was dropped into nuclear tactics group is top secret
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Larry Page has secretly spent $100 million of his own money building flying cars. Yes, everyone needs a hobby
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
No nothing real with the Hillary email scandal ... nothing at all just because the FBI offered a second secret filing in the suit
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
As CNN didn't exist yet, CBS had to report the D-Day Invasion. FARK: Based on German radio reports due to it being a secret. (Don't let them know we know they know.)
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The most surprising part of the story is that people wanted to see Kanye West
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis police have shelled out $4.7 million in secret settlements to various families that certainly isn't mysterious or designed to disguise police malfeasance
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze knocks X-Men VII:Apocalypse out of first with a dismal $33.7 million, Me Before You #3 with $18.3 million, Alice II: Electric Boogaloo #4 with $11 million, Pop Star a soft #7 with $4.6 million
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey come here, we have to tell you about the untold story behind Saudi Arabia's 41-Year U.S. debt secret
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
10 major creator disputes throughout comic book history
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Democrats hate secret money in politics except for when they love secret money in politics
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Tue May 31, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary realizing her 'excuse' regarding how she handled her e-mails wasn't working decides to change what she previously stated to: "She believed she was following the practices of other Secretaries and senior officials,"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Donald Trump, at least four protesters rush stage at Bernie Sanders rally. Of course, the secret service have a big problem with this
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mind-reaching machine could turn your secret thoughts into recognizable speech. Uh oh
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Sat May 28, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Dale Jr. fully supports his brother's plans to market homes with the "Earnhardt Collection" brand. How they're going to design a subdivision with all left turns is a trade secret
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The only things worse than secret laws enforced by secret courts are the secret provisions in the secret bills that have yet to become secret laws
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Couple of guys manage to steal £170,000 worth of vans using a secretive thief's tool called a "Jiggler." Bonus: Article contains an image of an entire set of "Jigglers," just in case, you know, you ever get locked out of your own van or something
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long sought after Heavens to Murgatroyd trifecta complete as Kelly Murgatroyd's beauty salon is voted best in the North West
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Secret is out
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(AOL)
 
 
 
In China, you can get Angry Bird-themed sandwiches at McDonald's, and quite frankly Subby would not mind if America tried them out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The secret behind dolphins' echolocation skills is snot what you might imagine
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New start-up says it can find secrets by analyzing poop. Oh, wait--it says "faces"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This Sanders guy, he's got this here secret here. He may lose, and he will, but when he loses he'll know that he could've beaten the snot out of Trump. So he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift, secret Nazi Aryan goddess
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
At tonight's Dodgers-Padres game, we've secretly replaced a recording of the San Diego Gay Men's Chorus singing the national anthem with a recording of a woman singing the same song. Let's see if anyone notices
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
From the "Grasping at Straws Dept" Evangelical leaders have convinced themselves that thrice-married, serial adulterer Donald Trump who has stated he has never asked Jesus for forgiveness, expresses his devout Christianity with a secret hand gesture
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The tragic, secret lives of women composers
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian radio host believes that a gay man can't lead soldiers into battle, which shows she both misunderstands the role of Secretary of the Army and forgot the lesson of Epaminondas and the Sacred Band
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
New trend in furniture is to provide secret compartments to conceal firearms. Police brace for the new alibi: "I didn't know the divan was loaded"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Are jets secretly spraying chemicals into the upper atmophere to reverse climate change? Here come the kooktrails
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Shoemaker showed off his secret soccer moves to get the out at first base. Maybe he's just really excited for the Copa America
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Fri May 20, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study concludes fraternity and sorority members are immune to alcohol intervention, double-secret probation
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the secret and Wall Street-y money funding a Clinton super PAC's anti-Trump ad blitz
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Vaping Congressman" Duncan Hunter (R) reveals secret to being an effective surrogate for Donald Trump. Surprisingly the article isn't an infomercial for Shamwow towels at all
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
SPLC publishes membership directory of secretive "Council For National Policy" think tank. That frantic clicking you hear may be from the legion of Wikipedia edit/reversion wars just starting
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
PSA: For all you terrorist wannabes if you want to keep your plans a secret then it's not a good idea to try and buy a 'suicide-vest' online
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Why do presidential candidates get top secret intelligence briefings? It's mainly to let them know what they may be getting themselves into (and allow briefers to gauge how screwed we'll be depending upon who wins)
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Is Kim Kardashian really a secret agent working for the Armenian government in a plot to corrupt Iranian youth? Iran's Revolutionary Guard thinks so
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Last week: White House press secretary Josh Earnest said it "has nothing to do with executive privilege.". This week "it has to do with executive privilege"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Parents beware: Kids know secret emoji language ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The secret cabal that could help elect Donald Trump
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A secret wartime deal shaped the Middle East nearly a century ago, and it still shapes the Middle East today
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Super-secret X-37B space plane marks one year in orbit, although not continuously
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Things will continue to be confusing for Deadpool. Stewart? McAvoy? Stewart? McAvoy? Stewart? McAvoy?
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Pentagon and Cthulhu, drones will soon be bursting from secret ocean pods that can be launched at a moment's notice anywhere in the world to cause havoc upon it
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Sat May 14, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gay Army secretary blocked by Republican senator because of course he is. Also, apparently we have a Gay Army now, though the Marines would argue that we've ALWAYS had a gay army
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton took a ride on the "Lolita Express" over 26 times in just two years--including at least 5 where he ditched his Secret Service detail
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Mistake: Invading another's privacy; Major Fark-Up: Voyeurism, secretly recorded a teenager; Florida: Professor and Chair of UF's religion department
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A secret section of Central Park just re-opened
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hotel cleaners reveal everything you ever secretly worried about hotel rooms is true
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Fri May 06, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The real reason Cruz and Kasich dropped out? It wasn't because they were losing so bad that they had abandoned all hope. It's a super secret conspiracy that they were gonna resurrect the party after the epic Trumpster fire that will be 2016
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How much secret ass-money do you keep on hand at any given time? What do you find you use it for most often?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I caught my fiancé and his sister having sex; I knew they were close, but not that close. I called off the wedding and everyone wants to know why, saying I let a good man slip away. Do I ruin their lives or keep their incest secret?"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists using the secrets of cotton candy to grow new tissue in lab. Sweet
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
There may be a 12th secret ingredient in the KFC recipe
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kleptocrats have stolen more than $12 trillion from the world's poorest countries and secretly hid it in offshore accounts
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Mon May 02, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Emperor Obama can't be bothered to read the secret 28 pages of the 9/11 Report because "it's just not that important to him"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Of course a former Democratic Secretary of Defense like Robert Gates would defend Hillary Clinton on her email scandal
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump clearly feels threatened by Secretary Clinton's qualifications to be president so he's attacking her for being a woman. That's what weak men do." Elizabeth Warren drops mic
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Five essential Marx Brothers comedies restored by Universal, will be shown starting tonight at TCM film festival in Hollywood. To get in, you may be asked for secret password 'swordfish'
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Sat April 30, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, hotel employees gossip about you behind your back. But they've devised a secret language so you'll never know what they really mean
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently it's good to be a top military official in North Korea under Kim Jong-un, what with the Pleasure Squad of 2000 North Korean girls servicing them
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
A no-holds-barred look at what *really* happens when you take that fateful dance with Mary Jane (Mary Jane is a secret code for marijuana, for those of you who don't keep up on drug lingo)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Always a former Secretary of State scorned, Madeleine Albright unleashes epic smackdown of Trump's foreign policy speech
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
The secret ingredient in making great wine? Cow skulls. Lots of cow skulls
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like there won't be a contested GOP convention after all. Which means it'll be Trump vs Clinton this fall. So...what should we expect in the matchup between the Tangerine Tornado and Secretary Pantsuit?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher's former press secretary deflects Hillsborough criticism when he unveils two of the most breathtaking eyebrows ever seen
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton (D) and Donald Trump (R) secretly share a place in Delaware together for engaging in something Hillary once called "a perversion"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canada to attack ISIS with Nickelback, cake controversy gets a re-torte, and scientists discover something not-so-secret about Freddie Mercury: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/17 - 4/23
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Stanford drop-out with a majority stake, two former Secretaries of State, a Senator, and a heavyweight lawyer are nice, but has anybody on the Theranos board of directors actually studied hematology?
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Prince performed a secret, never-before seen concert for SNL's 40th anniversary afterparty. But, thanks to Sweetchuck himself, we can finally watch the epic performance (link updated)
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Sat April 23, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret gets out of the swimwear business as they decide bikinis cover up too much skin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the world's oldest tree, which turns 4,847 years young. Good luck finding it, though
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The secret history of the legendary auto brand Lamborghini. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to eat spaghetti afterwards
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The secretive Friends of Abe, a safe space for conservatives in Hollywood, is shutting down, presumably because their executive director is Boreing
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince had a secret vault which contains 2,000 unreleased original songs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Korean launches televised chef competition. Todays' secret ingredients: sawdust, old book bindings
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Raise your hand if you knew you could be jailed for asking about a state secret in Japan, even if you didn't know it was a state secret. Anyone with your hand up, you're under arrest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese government publishes comic book poster that warns citizens from falling in love or dating foreigners, because they are inevitably spies who want to steal trade secrets
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ secretly blocking deleted emails from You-Know-Who's email server. Milhouse alerted
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are 3 secrets about the $1 bill. Strangely absent is why we still have a $1 bill
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Tue April 19, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry uses the tachyon device in an attempt to catch Zoom. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agents of Shield, Daisy assembles the Secret Warriors for a rescue mission. (ABC 9ET)
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
DC Comics's New 52 Superman has lost his powers, his costume, his secret identity, his dignity, and now he gets to die for good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Jack Lew to make minor announcement this week that will in no way be any cause for news coverage or political commentary. Just another day at the office
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry: Russia better check yo self before you wreck yo self
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ready to "shoot your load of 'secret sauce' over the cracker"? Look no further than these Japanese ads for "lickable mushrooms" and "sopping wet senbei"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
When you're a big Boeing supplier, don't count on your secret anti-Moslem campaign remaining secret for long
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
London's V(ictoria's) &A(lbert's) museum exposes its secrets as it reveals a brief history of underwear at their museum
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You DO know that if we have to tell you the secret rules of the internet, we'd probably have to kill you
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First the iPhone, now Castle Black: Obama wants, and will get, advance copies of 'Game of Thrones' ultra-secret season 6
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Secretive Harvard club: We don't allow women to join because we are probably rapists
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a secret from Malik's past comes out (9:00 on ABC) and Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) makes a guest appearance on the two-hour season finale of iZombie (8:00-10:00 on the CW)
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Psssst... THERE'S A SECRET MEETING OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE TODAY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Just don't tell anyone, okay?
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Sun April 10, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
The secret to beating Bald Bull was sitting right in the front row all along but no one noticed for 29 years
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Fri April 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Panama papers update: President of Argentina swears he has nothing to hide, that's why he had a secret offshore shell company that he never told anyone about
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln carried a secret message concerning the Civil War in his pocket for most of his term. A message so secret even he didn't know about it. And no, it wasn't "DUCK"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Defense secretary Robert Gates: President Obama "double-crossed" me on budget cuts to the Pentagon after promising me there wouldn't be any "significant changes"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Secret weapon could make Patriots unstoppable next season. What, a bicycle pump with a video camera on it?
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Thu March 31, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Grammy-nominated jazz vocalist Ernestine Anderson, "perhaps the best-kept jazz secret in the land," is dead at 87
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What happy women do on weekends. Conspicuously absent from the list: You
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want to know the secret to a long and disease-free life? Ask this village in Italy with 300 centenarians about rosemary
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Wed March 30, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
No, you aren't being paranoid -- that really is a secret camera mounted on the lightpole which the police won't talk to the media about
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Secret Service has no interest in making their jobs more difficult
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Teen does teen thing, gets arrested by the Secret Service
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Fri March 25, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary promises to share the secrets of Area 51 to the world if elected, presumably by placing them on an email server
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's how to turn your McChicken into a fast food Chicken parmigiana using ingredients McDonald's just has laying around anyway
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Thu March 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan has turned his back on his God and secret lover, Ayn Rand
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the entire administration of our community college with a for-profit company. Let's see if anyone noticed
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Mon March 21, 2016
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
The NHL's worst kept secret is set to be unveiled in June
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An alternative universe
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Massachusetts doesn't want anybody to know about its secret plan to (a) send Trump supporters to concentration camps, (b) move the Yankees to Worcester, or (c) convert highway exit numbers from sequential to mile-based
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Prince will publish his "unconventional" memoir in 2017. No word if it will feature his long-rumored secret pancake recipe
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Fri March 18, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New York's legendary Magic Shop Recording Studio--where Bowie recorded The Next Day and Blackstar in secret--is closing because of gentrification, Whole Foods, and hipsters
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest Ted Cruz conspiracy theory is that he is secretly the lead singer of Christian heavy-metal band Stryper
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Secret Service stops terrorist before he can enter the White House
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(Laboratory Equipment)
 
 
 
Madagascan lemur 'could hold secret to human hibernation and mankind's chances of exploring universe, learning to move it move it.'
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toy company recalls toy truck after mom discovers it was decorated with a symbol from a secret pedophile code--assuming that's an actual thing and not just some made-up BS the writers of "Law and Order " came up with
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reporter scores major coup, homes in on the secret world of pigeon smugglers
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Grab your popcorn kids, this story has everything: A wealthy Silicon Valley tech investor, his secret mistress and/or sex slave, a $40 million contract for "services" and a "supposed anal tear" that required surgery
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's best internship is being a strip club secret shopper
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Third-generation sushi master reveals the secret to great sushi: The five-second rule
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Good: Hillary Clinton picks up former Trump supporter. Bad: KKK Trump supporter. Worse: Because he supports her "secret agenda", wink wink
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(Vice)
 
 
 
'Secret ingredient' in authentic New York pizza revealed, and it's not the ketchup or the high-quality cardboard
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Giant farts created Bermuda Triangle because science
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan is looking to hire six full-time ninjas who are over 18 and can do backward handsprings, as well as bust a few dance moves: "The ninjas also have to be good at talking to promote tourism, although ninjas are basically required to be secretive"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Intelligence advisers "secret" visit to antipodes announced by Prime Minister, who apparently does not know the relevance of the word secret. Or intelligence
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Sat March 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Big setback for Republicans and a big win for Bernie Sanders: Judge overrules Secretary of State Jon Husted (R-eally doesn't want the youth voting) and says 17 year olds can vote in election
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Fri March 11, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
The Pentagon's new secret weapon against ISIS are two 50-year-old planes
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Can't find an In-N-Out burger chain near you? Don't fly hundreds of miles. After weeks of experimentation, chef has cracked the authentic recipe and discovered the secret
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The wife of the Turkish President, who is doing NOTHING to help dispel those rumors that he secretly wants to re-instate the Sultanate, says that the Ottoman Sultan's harems were "an educational establishment for preparing women for life"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Open Carry advocates will be at SXSW during Obama's visit, parading around with their assault weapons, and their leader promises that "Things will get interesting" which means in non gun-nut speak "Enjoy your Secret Service cavity search"
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(HexJam)
 
 
 
Here's how you can unlock your phone's secret kaomoji keyboard. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
While you're struggling with your deductions this spring, you'll be relieved to hear that the oil industry can secretly claim more than a 100% tax rebate on losses in Alaska
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kraft: We've secretly replaced our old Mac & Cheese recipe with one featuring all-natural ingredients. Let's see if anyone notices. (Three Months Later) I said, "Let's see if anyone notices"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Want to not sleep for weeks? Check out a former US secretary of defense listing of the ways we could meet our demise via nuclear annihilation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, Tim Cook and other villains hold secretive meeting with GOP leaders to discuss how to kill the Batman
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Director wants making of "Star Wars: Episode VIII" to be less secretive than "The Force Awakens". Finn kills Skywalker
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
The secret alien UFO base is actually at Yellowstone National Park
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Colorado theater shooter was secretly transferred to another prison because it turns out other inmates didn't much care for him. My violin is so small I seem to have lost it
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Facebook's Latin America VP arrested in Brazil after company subsidiary defies secret court's order to release users' private data to law enforcement. WhatsApp with that?
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anne Boleyn and Henry VIII's secret love nest is on the market at a price you'll lose your head over
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Bill Gates just releases super-secret climate science equation that explains how the world can lower carbon dioxide emissions "down to zero." Science points out formula didn't do that when it was discovered 14 years ago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you want to know a secret? The "holy grail" of Beatles recordings has been found. As of yesterday, music collectors begin to come together
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