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230 headlines found matching 'secret'
Fri March 24, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentleman our Treasury Secretary: "Well, I'm not allowed to promote anything that I'm involved in, but you should send all your kids to 'Lego Batman' " - which he produced
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Is there a secret contest among GOP reps to see who can be the biggest asshole in public? WI Rep suggests abolishing Pell Grants because the kids just "waste" the money on computers and "goodies" and hey, they can just borrow the money anyway
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida woman secretly records and broadcasts a nursing home couple having sex, claiming it was for her own amusement
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Today's White House fence jumper caught by her shoelaces. Secret Service needs every break it can get
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service needs an additional 5,424,954 Meals on Wheels to protect President Trump's family and private home
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
The early-'70s was a great time for surreal live-action Saturday morning kids shows. That included the short-lived "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump's new pick for labor secretary made court deals with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
Fake
 
Trump-like Marine LePen is far ahead of her rivals in 'secret polling' in French president race. And as we all know, LePen is French for...the pen
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Massachusetts AG tells Exxon to preserve their emails, especially from the alias of Secretary of State Tillerson, in case they need to try the alias for misleading the public about climate change
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Mon March 20, 2017
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Step 1: Steal car. Step 2: Drive to White House. Step 3: Declare there is a bomb in your car at a Secret Service checkpoint. Step 4: Get featured on Fark
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News host suggested that the Secret Service should kill Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow after Snoop recently made a music video in which he points a gun at a clown version of President Trump, because that's what you do in a Democracy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
By order of Secretary Spicer, Paul Manafort is/was no longer the former Chairman of the Trump campaign but "Someone who played a very limited role for a very limited time". Please consign all non-conforming information to the nearest Memory Hole
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In extremely polite Diplo-speak, China, through its state-run Media is basically saying they made Secretary of State Tillerson and the US their biatches during his visit this weekend
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Sun March 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
Fake
 
Tom Price tells CNN that Trump's promise of universal health coverage is right behind the ACA repeal and passage of the Blood God Budget. The specifics are secret. Trust him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This weekend, you paid Trump the approximate cost of 500,000 Meals on Wheels for a "Veterans Affairs meeting" in Mar-a-Lago. Only it seems he forgot to bring the VA secretary. Or even to schedule the meeting
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Fri March 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Secret Service laptop containing the floor plans to Trump Tower and info about the Clinton email investigation stolen
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having nothing better to do, Britain reveals secret code phrase to indicate the Queen is dead. It isn't "Olympus has fallen" but it is of similar corniness
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Thu March 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
They'll be no shortage of Donald Trumps in the coming decades. Secret service in trouble for taking selfies with 8 year-old Donald Trump III. Trump III says Obama caused him to poopie his pants. They grow up so fast
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Google suing Uber over trade secrets. Subby wants them both to lose
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of a good offense: Climate change is real. It's happening now and we need to take it seriously. Trump's future reply: Well kiss my grits
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Culture Secretary Karen Bradley to give imminent ruling on Roger Ailes wannabe Rupert Murdoch's bid to take full control of Sky
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The real shocker in the WikiLeaks scoop is the demonstration, once again, that the U.S. government can't keep secrets
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The secret to making the perfect pie crust. Here's a hint: make cheesecake instead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump, the CIA can conduct drone strikes in secret
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Professional poop scooper gets probation for using fake Secret Service ID to impress women online
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Sun March 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland's best kept secrets. What they do with the sheep conspicuously absent
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's the secret to being good with money? Have some
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier than convincing that count's wife to join your plot to murder him, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week, Crusader Kings II releases the Monks & Mystics DLC, with secret societies, including a satanic one. What have you been playing?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
DC Comics finally reveals Clark Kent's secret identity (spoilers)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hey, wait a second. Why AREN'T the insurance companies screaming bloody murder about the potential destruction of the individual insurance market?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The real champions of family values and keeping marriages intact: Ikea
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunan reveals the secret to his physical fitness: "I try to have sex as often as possible"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
At least you can eat well while you are secretly experimented on during your delayed flight caused by the alien landings
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Secret cave used by Knights Templar discovered in English countryside, contains three devices of lethal cunning, spiffy collection of wine goblets, elderly caretaker
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to stop the CIA from turning all of your electronic devices into spies that will steal all of your secrets. Assuming you have any secrets anybody cares about
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, As per usual secrets kept result in dangerous situations. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, The team is stranded in the past where they receive unexpected help from Rick, Will, and Holly. (CW 9ET)
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Wikileaks is publishing all of Donald's secrets. Wait, it's only 1000s of CIA documents? That's not the same thing? But he's the President. Damn you Obama
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just another terrifying "alien portal" opening up in the sky over USA's top-secret military research complex
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
As always, 'From Russia With Love' is ranked too high. But 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service' at #1? Are you fu*king kidding me??
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump's choice for Commerce Secretary holds a top post with a mysterious, Russian-controlled Cyprus bank
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The media is targeting Jeff Sessions because he uncovered the ultra-secret Department of Justice slush fund that Obama and his predecessors used to keep the media in line
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Don't mind the perfect black cube hovering over USA's top-secret military research complex today, it's really nothing. Move along now
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Defense Secretary Mad Dog is willing to punch Bannon, Priebus and Kushner in the face to get the staff he wants at DoD
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Thu March 02, 2017
(National Parks Traveler)
 
 
 
When the nation's new Secretary of the Interior hails from Montana, you know he's going to arrive for his first day of work on a horse
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rick Perry officially confirmed as Secretary of... uh... Secretary of... wait I had something for this
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity creator sends a copy of new game Secret Hitler to each senator, so they can practice helping/hindering the rise of the next great dictator
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The following pictures were taken by photographer Michael Huniewicz. Whether the pictures were taken with permission or secretly is doubtful. Nevertheless the pictures are breathtaking (considering it's North Korea)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate confirms Ben Carson as secretary of HUD. Current plans are to inform him when he wakes up
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Tue February 28, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to the Indiana Supreme Court: Can we just keep those emails secret? Kthxby
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former labor secretary nominee says his candidacy was destroyed by "a tsunami of fake news" which is apparently what we are calling "a videotape of your wife on the Oprah Winfrey show talking about how you beat the shiat out of her" now
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Victoria's Secret's revenues fall from D cup levels to training bra
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Secretary of Education Bel Biv DeVos says "separate but equal" was actually just a great prototype for school choice
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Wwwwilllllbuurrrrrrr, you are now the commerce secretary
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Navy Secretary withdraws. I guess he didn't feel like (sunglasses) going down with the ship.....YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Oscar-cheatin' sound mixer Greg P. Russell un-nominated by Academy due to illegal phone lobbying. Calls were of the form, "Hey, you remember that cool sound mix from 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi? That was a GPR joint, y'all"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Rob Zombie takes on secret role in 'Guardians Of The Galaxy 2'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Steve Bannon is personally undermining U.S. foreign policy and going over the heads of the VP and Secretary of State to stir up shiat with our allies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chris Christie turned down job as Labor Secretary, presumably as it sounded like too much work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That fear of Rex Tillerson being Secretary of State may be unfounded, as he's already been pushed to the margins by the Trumperdome
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Milo's secret is that he's one of the most boring people on the planet
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's ask Santorum about the who is to blame for the rise of Anti-Semitism. Hint, the man was a secret Muslim
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Vandals deface the Washington Monument, Lincoln and WWII Memorials with bizarre conspiracy theories about the JFK assassination, 9/11, and HIV blood tests. Secret Service officials say they are "pretty sure" Trump was asleep in his bed at the time
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1990 Milli Vanilli goes into Grammy history as the group that finally exposed a well-known secret in the recording industry
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Discover the secret Minor League baseball career of a young Dwight Eisenhower. He went under the name "Wilson" ,,, and hit a very respectable .355
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brazilian striker Ronaldo went legend in 2002 World Cup for his absurd haircut, reveals he got it to distract media from asking about his groin injury
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We've secretly substituted half the venison and river fish diet of Arctic tribes with instant noodles, pasta, bread, and pastries. Let's see if anyone notices
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump's Navy secretary nominee on the verge of withdrawing. Back up choice? The sailor from The Village People
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's private lawyer Michel Cohen, his Russian "fixer," convicted felon and mafia member Felix Sater, and an ally of Viktor Yanukovych, secretly worked out a "peace plan" this summer to lift sanctions on Russia and remove Ukraine's current leaders
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump administration denies that it considered calling up National Guard troops to aid in deportations, so obviously here is the 12 page memo written by DHS Secretary Kelly suggesting it (PDF)
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"There's very little doubt that Russia interfered with elections" says soon to be ex-Defense Secretary Mattis
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Poor Donnie won't be able to do everything in deep dark secret and illegally. Getting away with stuff was so much easier as a private citizen
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, an active shooter results in Rene contracting Ollie's flashbackitis (CW 8ET) Later, David is also suffering from Ollie's disease on Legion (FX 10ET)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In case you didn't think the octopus was already alien enough, it turns out that each arm has a mind of its own
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's Veterans Affairs secretary confirmed 100-0
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret service director announces retirement, in a move that has nothing to do with Trump's paranoia about White House leaks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As his lackeys in Washington come under increasing scrutiny, Vladimir Putin decides to secretly deploy cruise missiles in violation of treaty that ended Cold War
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Mon February 13, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Netflix infidelity is on the rise. And is apparently a thing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The newest Trump appointee battle? Puzder, the conflict-of-interest heavy pick for Labor Secretary
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Like sands through the hourglass soap opera Spicer brings in higher ratings than actual soap operas. Does this mean Victor from The Young & Restless become the new press secretary? Will Trump's Twitter rage soon send him to General Hospital?
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Doing a slow cooker beef stew. What secret ingredients am I missing?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Alec Baldwin gets ready to host SNL for a record 17th time, he explains the secret to his near-perfect Trump impression: "We're just repeating back what he says"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Seattle sandwich shop channels its future public school education to welcome Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Moments after being deterred from her agency's mission, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos says she will not be deterred from her agency's mission
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sean Spicer says Conway was "counseled" for pushing Ivanka Trump products. Coming up next: White House press secretary Sean Spicer replaced by the ShamWow guy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fried Chicken as buns; over it. Fried Chicken as a taco shell; weak sauce. KFC announces the Chizza. A Fried Chicken crust pizza with ham, cheese and pineapple
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Trump wanted to hire one of those blond Fox News chicks as press secretary because reasons, but Priebus pushed for Spicer because reasons. It's unclear if those reasons were similar
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Secret Service launches emotional protection division to protect Trump's delicate sensibilities
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
According to a former editor at Infowars, Alex Jones is a snake oil salesman. Obvious tag taken out in what was OBVIOUSLY a false flag operation conducted by those secret liberal Muslim aliens, so 'Murica
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Spicer announces Nordstrom's decision to drop Ivanka Trump's fashion line is a direct attack on the President. Coming up next: USA declares war on Nordstrom
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mike Pence picks Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Edumacation
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you want to know a secret? This day in 1964, The Beatles arrive in the United States
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Secretary of Labor admits to employing illegal immigrants
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most of us need a doctor's note to stay home from work. Patriots long snapper Joe Cardona needed a note from the Secretary of the Navy
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
The new secretary of state - a former Exxon CEO - admits climate change is real but it's not our problem
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Labor Department Employees: "Hey, ya know, maybe the guy we have repeatedly fined and who refers to his own employees as 'the worst of the worst' isn't the best pick for Labor Secretary"
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Here's what happened that time the Dutch secret service tried to recruit a Tor admin. Hilariteit? It voortgevloeid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the Race for the New DNC chair, Rep Keith Ellison has a secret weapon: he's going to be able to throw THE BEST ice-cream social of any of the candidates
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's a secret code word for when Donald Trump is having sex in the White House
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DHS Secretary says border wall should be finished in two years. Stop laughing, he's serious. Really
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Wed February 01, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Canadian billionaire denies he's been kidnapped by the Chinese secret police, the most professional, most polite, world-class secret police force in the world
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Farkers are actually an elite paramilitary unit designed to thwart the ambitions of petty tyrants everywhere with Caturday their secret weapon of mass annihilation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is the secret to better sex getting more sleep?
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Tue January 31, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
So you want to know how the FBI works, huh? Good news, someone just slipped their secret rules to a reporter. "Based on a vague tip, the FBI can surveil anyone." Never mind, don't read, ignore that plane
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(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos has a brother, perhaps you might have heard of him. His name is Erik Prince, the mercenary and founder of Blackwater, who thought Christianity was in the midst of a new crusade against Muslims, and is also secretly advising Donald Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Student plagiarizes answers to questionnaire. New hotness: Secretary of Education plagiarizes answers to questionnaire
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock, but Trump's nominee for U.S. treasury secretary has been accused of being untruthful with the Senate during the confirmation process #alternativefacts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goebbel's secretary dies at 106. Wonder where Steve Bannon's secretary will be in 70 years?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a week, Steve Bannon has amassed a serious amount of power. What's his secret? Bloodless coup...all smotherings
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Barbara Hale, Perry Mason's secretary and mom to the Greatest American Hero, has died at 94
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Fri January 27, 2017
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Trump's really into jobs which is why his choice for Labor Secretary outsourced a bunch of them. He just wanted to make the Philippines great again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer takes aim at CNN. News: For calling people demonstrating "demonstrators"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's secretary of Defense's plan: Do everything we ridiculed Obama for
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's appointed Secretary of Defense and CIA Director blindsided by draft of executive order requiring the CIA to revisit using torture. I don't blame them, there are only so many tweets one can keep track off
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude the secret to happiness is stripping off and getting naked - your happiness, that is, not the happiness of the other people on the bus (Not safe for work images in article)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The disturbing, secret details of the final battle of Vietnam have finally come to light
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So much for the press growing a pair: Washington Post reporters praise Trump's press secretary for blatantly lying with more composure at yesterday's press conference
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has her own Secret Service detail because she says thanks to the liberal media, she's started receiving death threats. Or maybe she started receiving fashion advice; either way, we're paying for her protection
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Trump secretly gives man $10,000 for cancer treatment which seems like the right thing and yet it's Trump so it's hard to imagine that there isn't a catch
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post's Fact Checker wishes it could award White House Press Secretary Spicer's claim on the inauguration crowd size five Pinocchios it's so blatantly misleading and false
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jay Z's music streaming service Tidal accused of inflating the numbers. White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer immediately asks for helpful tips
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
White House press secretary and Alternative Facts spokesperson is a Cosplay fan. Admit it, you want to see him as Pinkie Pie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That spine Marco Rubio showed off during Rex Tillerson's confirmation hearing last week was apparently a rental, because he's now folded like a cheap suit and announced he will vote to confirm Tillerson as Secretary of State
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Trump waves around secret Obama letter left for him. Says he won't reveal what's inside, only to say that he's grateful for the letter. What could Obama possibly say in a letter that Trump would be so thankful?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret Service slaps down White House claim that "magnetometers" shrank inaugural crowd size
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Secret service to investigate whether Madonna really wants to blow up the White House. Also, whether she's like a virgin for the very first time
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Baghdad Sean': Internet rips Trump press secretary for lie that inauguration crowd was 'largest ever'
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Fri January 20, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trump's Android phone confiscated by the Secret Service, replaced with ultra-secure phone-shaped rubber squeak dog toy. Let's see if anyone notices
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Thu January 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mistakes were made. Trump picks qualified person for secretary of agriculture, promises it won't happen again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet has fun with Trump's inaugural speech writing photo which appears to be Trump posing in front of a pile of blank paper taken at his secretary's desk. It does appear to be the closest that Trump has ever gotten to writing something
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Watch Steven Mnuchin defend his massive record of forced foreclosures from his time at OneWest Bank. Because who better for Treasury Secretary than a man who evicted people from homes due to a recession?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Do you think Trump will have his own Secret Police, or will he outsource it to some other government that knows how to run one?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In which Secretary of Energy nominee and part-time eyewear model Rick Perry learns what the Department of Energy actually does. "It's been a learning curve"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Secretary of Commerce, billionaire Wilbur Ross, who has vowed to dismantle NAFTA as "job one" admits he employed an undocumented worker as his driver-for almost 10 years-but not to worry, he fired him last week
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The secret to immortality? Coffee
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
My name is Prince. And I am funky. And I am secretly advising your new president. Let's get crazy
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
At her confirmation hearing, Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos said we need guns in school to protect us from grizzly bears. Stephen Colbert nods in approval
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Tue January 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Puzder is suddenly second guessing his decision to become Labor Secretary, possibly after realizing the department requires actual humans and paperwork to run
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Mon January 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The worst kept secret in Formula One made official as Bottas goes to Mercedes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Carl's Jr./Hardees CEO, and Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, just wants to make life for fast food employees better by eliminating things like minimum wage, breaks and working extra hours without pay
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry criticizes Donald Trump for inappropriately "stepping into politics of other countries". Riiiight...because the USA would NEVER do something like that
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, has pledged to divest assets worth millions. However, his assets worth billions he's holding on to
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hello, I am Julian Assange, anti-secrecy advocate. Ask Me Anything, but don't expect an answer. I need to keep my secrets, after all"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Outgoing Labor secretary says Democratic leaders need to get back to basics, rediscover their commitment to the little guy unless a seven-figure job offer from Citigroup comes along first
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary's Cabinet picks finally leak. Come for John Podesta as Secretary of State, stay for the Starbucks CEO as Secretary of Labor
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Pentagon unveils its new supersecret superweapon and you're getting swarmed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos, is starting to look so toxic for the position that even Senate Republicans are willing to postpone her hearing
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to give plenty of leash for his cabinet secretaries to hang the country with
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Here are Canada's top-secret plans for when the Queen dies: "The minute a sovereign dies, officials will be immediately issued with black ties and armbands. Black ribbons will be hung on portraits and all fiddle recitals will be cancelled"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
That smooth presidential transition Obama promised will be more like Obama setting up a secret shadow government in DC to capitalize on all the political IEDs he has left behind for his successor
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forest Whitaker is coming to Star Wars: Rebels
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan panel of former White House press secretaries agree: President Trump will be a waking nightmare for the media
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
In praise of the Omega Speedmaster, the "holy grail" of watches that was developed in top secret labs for astronauts to wear in outer space. But your Casio is nice too
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Sat December 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"What are your qualifications to be my Secretary of Agriculture?" "Well, I love cupcakes and I've gone on record as calling Hillary Clinton a c*nt." "Well, let me say you're overqualified and welcome to the Trump team"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
A last minute entry for Trolling of the Year - Interstate sports category as custom made WSU socks proudly declare "Go Dawgs"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The US must make the Russians feel pain" over hacking election according to soon-to-be-former Deputy Secretary of State nominee John Bolton
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier to find than that guy in Accounting at the Christmas party, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? What are you waiting for? What did you secretly buy for yourself? This week, Tattletail rolls out (among other games)
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Reviews for Veet Men's Hair Removal gel: "Most prisoners confessed within five minutes. Can recommend. Secret Police, Damascus." "I lost track of time, and the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair brought me to my senses"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer throws Secretary of State John Kerry under the Obama bus on its way out of Washington DC
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The "secret Muslim brotherhood" of the Obama administration
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(Time)
 
 
 
Secretary of State John Kerry finally delivers the anti-Israel speech he's been wanting to give for decades
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Labor Secretary thinks workers should not get breaks and believes employees are "overprotected"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Incoming White House press secretary Sean Spicer: "President Trump's use of Twitter will be something really exciting that's never been seen before"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
George Michael wasn't just a smooth voiced, hit making machine, he was also a very secretive philanthropist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's secret plan to defeat ISIS is so secret he doesn't even know it yet
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Hu hu grr... *stampa stampa*
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
It seems Republican Tennessee Sen. Bob Corker's short stature mattered to Trump and hurt his Secretary of State chances ...that and some shady business dealings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former defense secretary, CIA director and deputy national security adviser Robert Gates can add drunk to his resume, now he thinks there's value in Trump's "disruptive approach" to governing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Even if you're not a music theory nerd, do you know what a Dm7b5 chord is? Well, around the holidays it's the special chord that makes Christmas music sound Christmassy
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Thu December 22, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sean "Twilight Sparkle" Spicer gets press secretary cutie mark, saves bushwoolies from Reince Priebus
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So Barry Switzer actually DIDN'T meet with Donald Trump about being his new Secretary of Offense? I'm not sure that makes me feel better
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Scientists say Svalbard Seed Vault is not a secret eugenics lab, just a bigger version of your Grandma's root cellar that happens to be nuke-proof, built to last 1,000 years, and guarded by roving polar bears
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
After meeting with Trump's NSA pick, the leader of Austria's Nazi-founded Freedom Party has signed a cooperation agreement with Russia, probably for some totally innocent Secret Santa stuff or something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japan's Christians are keeping it all a secret because they were once persecuted by Shoguns some 250 years ago and Japanese people just love tradition, including the one where we keep Christianity on the down-low
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is about to get a 4-year vacation, as Trump will be replacing them with his own private security squad
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Antimatter beamed with laser reveals possible secrets of how the universe was created, and unleashes anti-sharks with frikken pineapples on their heads, because antimatter is weird shiat
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pick for Commerce Secretary, Wilbur Ross, is probably the biggest conflict of interest yet in an administration rife with them
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
What to do when your Secret Santa selection is someone you really dislike? Despair not, there's a gift guide just for the office a-holes
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is a teabag the secret to perfect nails? I don't know how balls in the face help fingernails, but hey, whatever
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Interior Secretary has links to extremist hate group that inspired Dylann Roof. Neat
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
90's NBA player Tracy Murray credits his 1996 contract bump in salary to (A) A great agent (B) Secret photos of the team President he leveraged (C) Space Jam
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Thu December 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson is not even Secretary of State yet and already he's b*tching about John Bolton being deputy Secretary of State
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Senators remind Trump Education Secretary pick Betsy DeVos that she owes $5.3 million in unpaid fines
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obvious: Trump's nominee for Secretary of Education faces strong opposition from the conservative wing of the GOP because of her support for "Common Core" education standards. Strange: So does his pick for Sec. State, for the same reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President-elect Trump dissed Rudy Giuliani because he thought he couldn't stay hard to fulfill the duties of secretary of state
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Files show Trump national security advisor pick Mike Flynn "inappropriately shared" secrets with foreign military officers in Afghanistan without permission
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It seems some Russia hawks have an issue with Tillerson's nomination for Secretary of State and want to kill it
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists claim English new city Milton Keynes is the centre of a huge Illuminati secret filled with symbolism including pyramids and mythical markings which relate to the cult
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Broccoli and cabbage may be the secret to staying young. And alone
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Secretary of State will be led by a villain from the TV show Dallas
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Rick Perry to become Secretary of Uh What's the Third One There
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Sat December 10, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to "inside sources" Trump's secretary of state du jour is now Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson. Enjoy it before it gets cold and needs throwing out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Santa pays off $46K in layaway at PA Walmart
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest episode of Celebrity Apprentice: Secretary of State Edition features Alan Mullaly, the former CEO of Ford Motor Company
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh, look, it's an article about "secret texting codes" that teenagers use to talk about farking. You know, those "secret codes" anyone with a brain can figure out, and teens stopped using long ago for something new that you have no idea about
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, presented by Carl's Jr., subtly admits to drunk driving as a way to deny punching his then wife
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump names Carl's Jr. CEO who opposes hiking the minimum wage as Labor Secretary. Brought to you by Carl's Jr. Seriously this time
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
If we ever go to war against China, our secret weapon could be iPhones
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump announces nomination for Homeland Security Secretary. If there's anyone that knows the importance of security, it's JFK
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Baseball Writers of America votes to no longer keep Hall of Fame ballots secret, now you can find out who says "no one can ever be unanimously elected because reasons"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Easiest greenlight ever for subby: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Wardrobe Malfunction (Not safe for work)
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
U of L on probation. Can double secret probation be far behind?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
That National review decides that a 70-year old law requiring someone to be 10 years removed from active military service before becoming Secretary of defense is CLEARLY unconstitutional-just as Trump picks a general for Sec def who retired in 2013
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The merry-go-round that is the secretary of state position has Romney back on top of Trump's list for the job, as Giuliani and Petraeus fade again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump Tower real estate brokers are billing Trump's Secret Service detail as an amenity to sell shiat condos
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The worst kept secret in the entertainment industry is now official. Jimmy Kimmel will host the 2017 Oscars
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Mon December 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's cabinet is shaping up to be filled with the finest, most dedicated, fake news-believing public servants America has to offer, like potential AG Secretary Sid Miller, also known for being the first official to call Hillary "the C-word"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's cabinet pick shows how he's using his business acumen to streamline the unwieldy processes of government. For instance, think how much easier will it be to start a war for oil if the CEO of Exxon-Mobil is our Secretary of State
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
According to Secretary of Education candidate Betsy DeVos's family, police, fire and teacher retirements must be eliminated
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ben Carson named Housing and Urban Development Secretary by Trump. Yes, the same man who said equal housing is Communism will be your new HUD chief
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump widens Secretary of State search, will now include motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret pivots to Asia in its insatiable quest for world domination
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Fri December 02, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump voter horrified to learn that the man who foreclosed on her home will be the new Secretary of the Treasury
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret accused of featuring 'racist lingerie' in fashion show, as paying hundreds of dollars for dental floss tied in knots is cultural appropriation (Not safe for work)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's Secretaries of Energy: Two Nuclear Physics professors, one with a Nobel Prize. Trump's pick to head the Dept of Energy: A Senator from West-by god-Virginia mostly famous for spawning the CEO who screwed over Epi-pen users
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If he is picked for Secretary of State or any other cabinet position David Petraeus would have to report to his probation officer before leaving North Carolina for any trips
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former gay porn actor who secretly converted to Islam arrested for planning terrorist attacks, which are generally frowned upon when you work for a German spy agency
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's new billionaire Treasury Secretary promises that, under him, there will be no "overall" tax cut for the wealthy -- just lots of little tax cuts that, sure, might add up to one big honkin' tax cut all together, but that's just happenstance
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan admits that its defense forces may have been hacked. Which will teach them NOT to make their secret password: 一 二 三 四
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's unworkable plan to restrict personal choice, Britain's Health Secretary proposes ban on sexting for under 18s
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The secret, dangerous world of Venezuelan bitcoin miners
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Rumored candidate for Secretary of Labor has a history of running ads with beautiful women wearing bikinis and eating burgers
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Ice T, legendary musician and refreshing summertime drink, is set to start in a movie about vampire bootleggers
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The claim by "Morning Joe" that Trump is "furious" with Kellyanne Conway after she publicly denounced Mitt Romney while Trump was actively considering him for Secretary of State, is complete nonsense, according to, well, Kellyannne Conway
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Sun November 27, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
What secrets does Doctor Ford continue to hold? Will Maeve talk her way out of capture? Will Dolores escape the center of the maze? Will Bernard find peace? Is everyone a damn robot? It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Looks like Mitt Romney said "Aww, hell no" to offer to be Secretary of State
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Turns out, it could have been worse: Trump's first pick for Secretary of Education was Jerry Falwell Jr., but he turned it down
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The next U.S. Secretary of State is being chosen by top experts. Top. Experts
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservative radio talk show host Laura Ingraham gets way ahead of herself, says she wants input on policymaking if she's named White House press secretary
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Fri November 25, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's national security advisor pick secretly installed forbidden internet connection in his Pentagon office. Still not an email server though
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