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166 headlines found matching 'secret'
Mon January 22, 2018
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I know who you did last summer - now give me Bitcoin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huh, now why would the Trump administration insist that secret money for intelligence operations be included in this "shutdown the shutdown" bill?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' Top Secret Double Exxxxtra Secret Super Double Plus Classified memo is so Super Extra Tippi-Top Secret that not even the Eff Bee Eye is allowed to see it. It's pretty serious, I guess
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Donald Trump expresses his full faith and confidence in Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Educate an Englishman: Does the President of the USA (e.g. predisent D2S) *have* to travel everywhere with Secret Service protection?
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently an important part of MAGA is spending $3.2M of taxpayer money on Air Force One trips in just six months, which is soooo much better than that secret muslim commie 0bama who spent $882,756 his last full year in office
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That top-secret "absolutely shocking," "sickening," "jaw-dropping" and "worse than Watergate," four-page document that Republicans say could bring an end to Robert Mueller's investigation? Yeah....Republican staffers wrote it
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the 'top secret' memo may in fact be fake news meant to discredit Mueller's investigation
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Wed January 17, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hobo to spill the secrets of the Cardboard Castle and his magic bathtub gin recipe, in which he bathes in the gin for hours before drinking it
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Tue January 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
HUD Secretary Ben Carson: "I'm a member of this administration and I don't agree with the president about everything that he says or of how it is said." Trump retaliatory tweet in 3...2...1
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Sun January 14, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Classified satellite Zuma declared lost, but suspected to be in secret orbit
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Fri January 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington Post reporter put on leave for secretly participating in a liberal activists' conference, which means she'll never work in that town again until maybe a month or so from now
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
There's a secret musical instrument hidden in a NYC subway station. Whatever you do, don't put your lips anywhere near it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shhhhhh..... ULA is launching a secret payload today, window opens at 4pm EST, stream starting at 3:40 PM EST. But don't tell anyone, it's a secret
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Thu January 11, 2018
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
A man fired shots at a church because he believed it was secretly a covert alien spacecraft
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Before birth each soul knows all the secrets of heaven. At birth, an angel presses their fingertip just above one's lip, which seals us to silence. This accounts for the philtrum, or medial cleft. I don't know what's going on with this lady, though
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Massively OP)
 
 
 
Creditors fighting over Gazillion assets in game developer's bankruptcy. Not sure how they went bankrupt if they have a gazillion assets, but the game industry is pretty cutthroat
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran has his entourage carry 'emergency' ketchup, because of course he does
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists study x-ray emissions to discover secrets of dark matter. And then the murders began
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As bad as things are, just think about how much worse they would be if Trump had his way and named Rudy Giuliani secretary of state or nominated him as a Supreme Court justice
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
SpaceX secret payload Zuma burned up in the atmosphere
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out these 29 secret fast-food chain items. Now who wants some surf and turf?
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
SpaceX to launch secret Zuma satellite tonight. Bejeweled and Plants vs Zombies payloads reportedly prepping for deployment. Launch scheduled for 8pm ET
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Want to make your pancakes the hit of the household? Most websites would make you click a link to learn the one secret trick, but here we'll just tell you: use coconut oil. (But feel free to click the link to find out why)
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(USA Today)
 
Video
 
Toboggan dog is the dog tobogganry we need right now
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"We are here at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, where we've secretly replaced the fine coffee they usually serve in enemas with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on Trump: "I've never questioned his mental fitness". That makes subby question Tillerson's mental fitness
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer says he never intentionally lied as Press Secretary and certainly not during this interview where he lied about lying
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Thu January 04, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
104-year-old woman says drinking Diet Coke is the secret to her longevity. Trump immediately names her head of the FDA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secret documents are being sent to Russian agents again
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most secretive and arguably one of the most intelligent Intelligence agencies is experiencing a massive brain drain as they realize they're working for the madman they've sworn to protect the country from
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
SpaceX is launching a "Top-Secret" satellite for US government this week. So don't tell anyone
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Obviously the President does not believe that the entire Department of Justice is part of the Deep State"
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Some pissed off guy)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior steals money from wildfire fighting funds for a helicopter ride and no one says boo. Repeat that. The country is literally on fire. The person in charge stole the money to fight that fire. He's not in jail. Why?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Porn star becomes professor, with pics. Now that you've clicked the link, it's probably not worth even mentioning a relevant detail
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Sun December 31, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders triggers haters, trolls them with shotgun-toting selfie
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay, how bad did you fark up when the Alabama Secretary of State laughs at your dumbass claims?
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In order to win on a last second buzzer beater, the Phoenix Suns' coach called a play he's kept secret for 15 years
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Guy mistakenly fires off gun while renewing car tags at Michigan Secretary Of State office. Gets 100 on "Mad Max Driving Test"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon is taking over the world, because of one secret weapon that crushes the competition .... customer loyalty
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Mon December 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Psychologist takes credit for sending boxes of horse poop to Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin"
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Sun December 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
100-year-old barmaid reveals her secret to long life, and yes, it includes alcohol
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bomb squad, FBI, Secret Service... terrorist attack? Nope, someone just left fitting Hanukkah present in Steve Mnuchin's driveway
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
This New Year's you should eat long noodles because the longer the noodle, the longer you'll live. And also eat bagels because their circular shape represent the year coming full circle. And if you're still hungry eat a whole fish
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Secretary of State confirms that the "we came from all over the country" guy is an Alabama resident and registered voter
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Because this is the way things are supposed to work, House Republicans on the Russia investigation are running a secret parallel "investigation" basically accusing the FBI of being the real criminals
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: A more believable press secretary
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Without a hint of irony or self awareness, the White House press secretary tells Democrat to "spend less time tweeting, more time doing your job"
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can you really be called a nudist if you don't take off your socks?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders claims President Donald Trump has a terrible approval rating because 90 percent of his media coverage is negative. In the media's defense, 99 percent of Trump's actions are negative
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's a common business situation: the toxic workplace is 'out of control,' managers are running back and forth without telling anyone anything, and everyone's locked down to limit the spread of radioactivity
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
A secret link has been uncovered between pure math and physics. But you'll need your interpretive, creative language skills to read about it
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(Time)
 
 
 
Egypt reopens the ancient library at Sinai, unveiling it's ancient secrets
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Sat December 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pentagon shut down a mysterious secret streetlight identification program in 2012 that never officially existed and probably still doesn't exist
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Mozilla continues their commitment to privacy and security by secretly installing a Firefox plugin whose only description is "MY REALITY IS JUST DIFFERENT FROM YOURS"
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Wyoming News)
 
 
 
Wyoming Secretary of State accused of ejaculating on an intern
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret robbers used stun guns, mace, got away with $1500 in merchandise. What's that, like five thongs?
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
The secret history of the Russian spynet in San Francisco, or, why west coast Farkers are completely screwed if Russia or her allies ever attack
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Asked about what can be done to protect the American people against gun massacres, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says "I'm not aware of anything that could prevent them." Another precious "White House imitates The Onion" moment
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Wed December 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The secret history of Sea Monkeys
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Dick van Dyke turns 92; in other news, Dick van Dyke still alive
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Omarosa: I'll be resigning on January 20th, and demand to speak to Trump right now. Secret Service and Kelly respond by firing her and tossing her out Roadhouse style
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Open secret of sexual harassment in the entertainment industry: Hollywood? No Bollywood
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alabama's Secretary of State to loser Roy Moore: "If you want a recount, you can pay for it"
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Tue December 12, 2017
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Here comes Santa B, here comes Santa B, paying layaway at Walmart
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Mon December 11, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hours before the U.S. Senate election in Alabama a judge orders the Republican Secretary of State not to destroy ballots so that it is possible to conduct a recount
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Fri December 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department has a secret list of officer misconduct to know which officers to potentially keep off the stand. The L.A. Times has a copy of this list. Joe Friday's name suspiciously not on the list
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are secrets shopping malls don't want you to know. Now let's check out that big sale over there
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you want to be a mall Santa you have to go to Santa college where you're taught how to always stay in character, how to bleach a beard, and how to find the secret bathrooms inside the malls
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump finds a use for his daughter-in-law Lara: Secretly campaign for a pedophile
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Wed December 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Dark Prince really did propose a secret police force allied to Trump and only Trump, confirms U.S. official, countering the White House's denials that such a proposal even took place
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Of 43 Trump administration nominees in science-related positions - including two for Health and Human Services secretary - almost 60 percent did not have a master's degree or a doctorate in a science or health field"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
What the country needs right now is secret police loyal only to Trump, run by Erik Prince and Oliver North
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are cruise ship secrets that you probably did not know. Also, is it worth going on one since Subby wants to take one?
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Mon December 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist secretly infiltrates the Flat Earth Society. It takes a team of surgeons six hours to remove his palm from his face afterwards
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner with his Junior Secretary of State action sweater and Li'l Diplomat kit explains that Middle East peace can be achieved by starting a war with Iran
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Fri December 01, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Get your clutching pearls out of the secret vault: "Geraldo Rivera's 1991 memoir is a f*ck fest-filled bible of workplace harassment"
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Thu November 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secret Service spent $150,000 in golf cart rentals at Trump properties. Why don't they just buy their own and bring it on Air Force One?
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He was once a secret literary agent for British Intelligence. He has a tattoo in the shape of a preposition . . . on his right kidney. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA chief claims to have done more to address pollution than Obama, but can't name any measures he's taken, probably because they are so effective that they have to be kept totally secret in his new $25,000 soundproof communications room
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Breitbart writer revealed to be administrator of page where users regularly post racist and sexist content, as well as support for far-right groups. Also, he runs a secret racist and sexist Facebook group
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In one week, Morrissey manages to defend a pedophile and a rapist, victim-shame, all while setting himself up for a Secret Service interview and a ticket to the Kathy Griffin Club
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Fri November 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret slammed by wingless people for lack of body diversity
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you have a pesky primary opponent who won't go away, you could offer to secretly pay his campaign debts in exchange for him dropping out of the race. It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter was born days after my niece. When my niece was 6 months, her dad was killed and her mom ODd on sleeping pills. We adopted her; said the girls are twins; we moved to keep the secret. Should I tell my daughters the truth?"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Will Jerry get 17 owners to vote on holding a secret ballot? Would 24 owners then pass the ballot? Will 32 owners need to approve Roger's contract? Will Roger get his plane? These questions and more, next time on "Soap"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing conspiracy theorist Stefan Molyneux has cracked the secret meaning of Stranger Things: It's all about mass illegal immigration
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
State Department officials formally accuse Secretary of State Rex Tillerson of violating a federal law designed to stop foreign militaries from enlisting child soldiers
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says he had no idea that the now-viral "Bond villian" photo, that he posed for, with his wife, for an AP photographer, would be made public
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Shhhhh. SpaceX is sending up a double secret payload Friday. Launch window opens at 8pm EST, but don't tell the Russians. (video stream begins 15 minutes prior to launch)
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The secret meaning of the Oreo cookie design
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former MI6 head of the Russia desk and secret American liberal, Chris Steele, is "70%-90%" sure the dossier is accurate
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The secret to a looong life? Could be clean living, could be bacon and whisky, could be regular exercise, and maybe it's even "[being] fascinated by seeing a nice-looking backside"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Former Tea-party Congressman turned CIA director Mike Pompeo now emerging as the front-runner to replace Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State. What? You didn't know Rex Tillerson was stepping down? Yeah, he may not yet either
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I took a DNA test and learned I shared DNA with someone; my grandma had a secret child years ago. I contacted this new cousin, who said grandma wants nothing to do with them. Should I make contact or let grandma's secret remain?"
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What's the secret to a truly energy efficient building? Don't let people use it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A former pharmaceutical executive as the new secretary of Health and Human Services? Sure, why the hell not. Opioid, anyone?
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Secret plans for Trump's wall show it being built through churches, wildlife refuges, state parks, graveyards, and an RV resort
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson claims President Trump's flattery of China on trade was "tongue-in-cheek" and not somehow "foot-in-mouth" like usual
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Ric Flair documentary explains the secret to his success: 15 drinks per day and sex with over 10,000 women
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently Omarosa thought that a perk of being a White House staffer was you could drop by unannounced and have a killer backdrop for your wedding party photos. A displeased Secret Service quickly disabused her of that notion, however
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida State skips double secret probation and goes right to indefinite suspension of entire Greek system. (Sad tag is for latest binge drinking fatality)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet folksy Bank of Utah, known for wholesome community programs like children's festivals, collecting coats for the poor, and secretly registering Russian oligarch private jets
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Every time Bono claps his hands, he secretly invests in an overseas tax haven
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tim Cook's secret bolthole revealed. Snert
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hours after Kushner leaves Saudi Arabia, a Russian-back coup launches into effect--the House Of Saud is turning upon itself as Putin chuckles Sovietly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pull up a bar stool and let a bartender tell you all the ways they can secretly hate you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LA Times calls press secretary a "slightly chunky soccer mom". No surprise, but people have issues with this
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Secret Service apprehends person for suspicious activity in front of White House. Suspicious activity inside White House still under investigation
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
The secret history of a nuclear warhead falling 75 feet down a silo in South Dakota
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nicholas Pegg,the man who has operated the Daleks for a dozen years on Doctor Who, wrote a secret message stating "Panini and BBC Worldwide are c*nts." The BBC immediately gave orders to EX-TER-MI-NATE EX-TER-MI-NATE EX-TER-MI-NATE EX-TER-MI-NATE
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First Secretary has been accused of sexual harassment which is ironic because usually it's secretaries being chased around the desk. You see, because secretaries are usually women. I'll be returning to the fifties now
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A secret sex dossier is out there and scaring politicians. Bonus: British politicians. Maybe the sheep can finally catch some undisturbed sleep now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In response to the NYC terror attack, Trump calls for Double Secret Extreme Vetting
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders:"Did I say nothing happened? I meant nothing BEYOND THAT happened"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner is back from his secret Saudi Arabia trip, just in time to be indicted
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Sun October 29, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
FBI suspends and then fires agents for: A) Trading secrets with Russia, B) Selling confiscated evidence, or C) Trying to have a baby
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret GOP tax negotiations mark the start this year's Corporate Hunger Games, each special interest fighting for their own specific break.Meanwhile, Subby offers up the Koch Brothers as tribute
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Fri October 27, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've secretly been suspecting that a forgotten level of hell in Dante's Inferno involved being stuck in a house with fifty-six poodles and cockapoos, the Florida Police would like you to know they found it on earth instead
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Thu October 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Press Secretary Huckabee-Sanders: "I don't think I'll ever run..." Yes, we know
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Administrators in one southern California school district have been receiving extra payments from a secret "profit sharing" fund for decades, and no one seems to know why. Not even the people receiving them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Talk about "through the Looking Glass". Kaspersky Labs, with ties to Putin, admits to lifting Top Secret NSA "hacking" code from an American computer. So, somehow, that makes it OK
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders:"A lot of the language Senator Flake used today I didn't think was befitting of the Senate floor"
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
WH Press Secretary wants to know what you will do with the $4k raise you will get from corporate tax cuts. Subby plans to buy a unicorn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently you can use secret codes to get more out of Netflix, and the Daily Fail has printed all of them
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's optical illusion ad with secret message strains eyes, causes possible retinal damage
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced the Tennessee GOP Twitter account with a St. Petersburg-based Russian troll farm. Let's see if anyone notices
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Sami Zayn reveal that someone secretly flipped his switch to Evil? Who will Jinder Mahal target for a hindering at Survivor Series? Has Enzo Amore assembled a crew of Loserweights? Smackdown at 8pm ET on USA, 205 Live on the WWE Network at 10 ET
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Wiles has determined, through a series of assumptions and random words plucked from the Breitbart word cloud, that the Las Vegas terror attack was perpetrated by a Top Secret Government Death Squad
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: "The secret to amazing chocolate chip cookies? Bang them"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says President Trump lying about Obama not calling families of fallen soldiers is actually him "stating a fact", would also like to remind us war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
20 top-secret menu items you need to try. Bon appétit
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Sun October 15, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out, the origin of the "little black dress" has a secret of its own: it was once considered woefully underclass to wear one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not helping, Madam Secretary
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(NBC)
 
 
 
I want to be woke, but I watched Will and Grace this evening and it was just terrible. The joke pacing and laugh track were all the things I hate about sitcoms. Can I criticise the show without looking like some kind of secret homophobe?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Three women have been charged with stealing $7k worth of merchandise from Victoria's Secret. That's practically 12 pairs of underwear
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Sat October 14, 2017
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Was a fact-checking website secretly hacked to mine cryptocurrency over the browsers of its unsuspecting visitors? Truth-O-Meter reads "True"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
In Ponyville, pies are Serious Business, and when Pinkie Pie thinks she sees Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, you got to know there is something wrong. It's My Little Pony - Secrets and Pies this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the flag is up, the king is in -- Or in this case, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook thinks you might want to use your friends and family account to be friends with clients from your secret life as a sex worker
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Labor Secretary, Alexander Acosta, was the US Attorney who declined to press the most serious charges against convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, presumably after receiving a note signed by Epstein's mom
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke: Taking down Confederate statues to appease the Negroes will just set the red man on the warpath so we may as well just leave things alone
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
The Secretary of Defense and Chief of Staff have talked about literally tackling the President of the United States if he goes for the nuclear football. Sleep tight
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced $80 billion in Pell Grant funding with absolutely nothing, which will force millions of students to drop out, go deeper in debt, or forego college altogether. Let's see if students notice
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ousting of Secretary of State Rex Tillerson from White House imminent
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin investigates himself and finds that he has not violated any laws with his use of government-funded planes but should provide more detail on why he needs them in the future
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Reporter sneaks into Neo-nazi gathering so secret you have to undergo 'extreme vetting" by white Supremacist groups to get an invite. Well either that, or send an email to the organizer pretending to be film critic who really hates Abraham Lincoln
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another Cabinet Secretary caught using government planes for travel. Bonus: This one has a turtle fetish
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service admits they've let just about anyone waltz right into Mar-a-Lago. What are you gonna do? Check the visitor log? Ah ha ha. Ah ha ha. Ah ha-*ack* *thud*
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
That's not a bug, it's a secret time warp feature. Game developer reveals how he got around Sega's bug validation process
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's girlfriend says Hef cured her of bulimia. He was good at getting me to eat and keep things down. What? You people are disgusting
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Those secret Kushner/Ivanka emails? The email server is hosted by the Trump Organization
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In today's edition of 'Foreign Secretaries Say the Darndest Thing': Boris Johnson recites a colonial-era Kipling poem about Myanmar in a Buddhist temple
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Fri September 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Now we know what the secret smile was about: a rockin bod. NSFW if your workplace has a thing against fine art boobs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon looks to 2024 for first Mars mission, assuming the construction of his secret solar-powered volcanic island underground lair continues on schedule. But if the wooly avian raptors get out of their cryo-stasis fields again, all bets are off
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia has a secret Anthrax island. UK scoffs, says their Iron Maiden Isle is better
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price admits to misappropriating $400,000 of taxpayer money
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scoop Jr. ditched Secret Service to head to the woods, kill a moose, think about treason 'n' stuff
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After one week, Scoop Jr's Secret Service detail is back on the job. Nothing suspicious about that. No sir
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(Independent)
 
 
 
61-year-old Anthony Bourdain reveals how he developed his epic abs and dropped 30 lbs in nine months: daily BJJ exercise and moderation in eating and drinking, "because you really pay a price for misbehavior immediately on the mat"
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders explains NFL race protests are not really about race. Yeah, right. And Rosa Parks was really just protesting public transportation
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin comments on the president's promise not to cut taxes for the rich: That was not intended to be a factual statement
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man arrested by Secret Service near the White House had a "slew of weapons", told officers he wanted to talk to Gen Mattis or Adm Rogers about "how to get the chip out of my head." He is expected to be working for Alex Jones by the end of the week
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